{"posts":[{"id":"t3_1sjwg5r","type":"link","sub":"Fauxmoi","username":"cmaia1503","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"i.redd.it","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1sjwg5r/trump_lashes_out_at_pope_leo_xiv_for_condemning/","score":28,"comments_count":3909,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:12:57.000Z","url":"https://i.redd.it/49ih5dw0zuug1.jpeg","thumbnail":"https://preview.redd.it/49ih5dw0zuug1.jpeg?width=140&height=137&auto=webp&s=0d24436647060b7f8523c1964f470f717f42fe5d","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"Trump lashes out at Pope Leo XIV for condemning the war in Iran: “I don’t want a Pope who thinks it’s OK for Iran to have a Nuclear Weapon… who thinks it’s terrible that America attacked Venezuela… And I don’t want a Pope who criticizes the President of the United States.”","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofvevzg","user":"trendingtattler","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:11:14.000Z","text":"This post has hit r/all or r/popular. 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Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.","links":[{"url":"/r/all","text":"r/all"},{"url":"/r/popular","text":"r/popular"},{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/wiki/index/blistapproval","text":"b-list criteria"},{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/Fauxmoi","text":"send us a message"},{"url":"/message/compose/?to=/r/Fauxmoi","text":"contact the moderators of this subreddit"}]},{"id":"t1_ofuxs2y","user":"Independent-Name4478CDN-Social-Democratmwerichardsbforce1313blatantmutantpatsfan038EmotionalTrufflePignonsequitur__KeyFeeFeepatsfan038nonsequitur__Several-Assistant-51DSMilnefilovirusyayIndividualChart4193IndividualChart4193Due_Yam_3604impossible-geometry1AnAncientBogSchneetmacherRallyRoundThaFamilypelipperrNo-Bandicoot-1943Opening_Scientist126pelipperrWailtKittypelipperramoebaamoebaVenezia9HappinessFloatillaIndividualChart4193Several-Squash9871","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:26:57.000Z","text":"“I don’t want a pope who criticizes the president” there it is. You know they definitely threatened him like that news story said","links":[{"url":"https://i.redd.it/rdcqz9bnivug1.gif","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuzimx","user":"CDN-Social-Democratmwerichardsbforce1313blatantmutantpatsfan038EmotionalTrufflePignonsequitur__KeyFeeFeepatsfan038nonsequitur__Several-Assistant-51DSMilnefilovirusyayIndividualChart4193IndividualChart4193Due_Yam_3604impossible-geometry1AnAncientBogSchneetmacherRallyRoundThaFamily","score":5132,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:37:25.000Z","text":"There is a lot of dark and dystopian stuff going on right now.\nThe one positive is that Trump/His Cronies are such failures they keep achieving the opposite of what they intend.\nThe situation in Iran will further Renewable Energy/Electrification despite how they are some of the most corrupt in favor of Fossil Fuels out there.\nTheir insane neo-imperialism and military budgets is going to create a deck of cards situation for the whole Military-Industrial Complex.\nThey keep alienating and isolating themselves to the point of destroying the world order based around the U.S. to make for a more and more multipolar world in which the U.S. is trending in the direction of just another nation-state amongst nation-states.\nIt's incredible to see this level of failure from an administration.\nThe only thing I am sad about is the good working class and most vulnerable that both internationally and domestically in the USA have to suffer from these bad predatory actors and their failures/flails on countless fronts.\nLife is hard enough already.\nAfter all this we need all these people held accountable in real ways. No more retiring into the sunset.","links":[{"url":"https://i.redd.it/rdcqz9bnivug1.gif","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv0ik0","user":"mwerichardsbforce1313blatantmutant","score":1284,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:43:26.000Z","text":"My only fear is they are at a point where the only play left will be total destruction.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv18l0","user":"bforce1313","score":1030,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:47:45.000Z","text":"When you start attacking the pope, I fear that’s not far off.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1rhm","user":"blatantmutant","score":633,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:50:52.000Z","text":"SecDef already threatened him with an avignon papacy. This admin has already kidnapped a world leader. This is getting frightening.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv18fa","user":"patsfan038EmotionalTrufflePignonsequitur__KeyFeeFeepatsfan038nonsequitur__Several-Assistant-51DSMilnefilovirusyayIndividualChart4193IndividualChart4193","score":1013,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:47:43.000Z","text":"The sad part is that he has been in the office for 13 months. 13 MONTHS!!. Any other administration would have been decimated after one of those controversies but this one, after dozens, keeps chugging along","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1g7m","user":"EmotionalTrufflePignonsequitur__KeyFeeFeepatsfan038nonsequitur__Several-Assistant-51DSMilne","score":305,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:49:01.000Z","text":"I really wish America has shorter presidential terms","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv3bm3","user":"nonsequitur__","score":713,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:00:14.000Z","text":"I wish America had laws and systems that ensured somebody behaving this way would be removed from office pronto.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2cek","user":"KeyFeeFee","score":218,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:54:21.000Z","text":"But we wish this when it’s the devil and then when it’s not it is a relief that a decent president has 4 years to get something actually done. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2p3f","user":"patsfan038nonsequitur__","score":160,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:56:27.000Z","text":"Compared to all the issues in American politics, I think the 4 year term and 2X limit is actually pretty good. We got stuck with this lunatic for next 3 years, but look at other countries where President or PM stays in power for decades.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv3iks","user":"nonsequitur__","score":355,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:01:23.000Z","text":"But on the other hand, in most democracies Trump would’ve been removed by now regardless of term.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2xk0","user":"Several-Assistant-51","score":144,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:57:52.000Z","text":"this one was too long 30 seconds after inauguration","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv37du","user":"DSMilne","score":77,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:59:32.000Z","text":"I wish we had the ability to call snap elections.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1iq4","user":"filovirusyayIndividualChart4193","score":228,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:49:25.000Z","text":"im so exhausted just imagining three more years of this\nand im not even american","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvg3os","user":"IndividualChart4193","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:19:12.000Z","text":"Oh, fk me, is right AND I am American.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfwb9","user":"IndividualChart4193","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:17:50.000Z","text":"Right?? It’s like a gd fkn nightmare","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv20d5","user":"Due_Yam_3604","score":196,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:52:22.000Z","text":"Trump knows he’s guilty on all accounts. This whole presidential thing is at this point to keep immunity, although he’s too dumb to realize he put himself in the worst position possible, all on his own accord. Given everything that has happened, Trump will not lay down and take the accountability.\nHe will put himself in the grave, or bring death and destruction long before he feels the repercussions of his actions.\n80 years of handouts and deflecting accountability? No way to teach an old dog like this new tricks such as human decency, and he will have no intentions of justice ever handling him before he takes everything around him down.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1w3e","user":"impossible-geometry1","score":139,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:51:39.000Z","text":"As a working class person I definitely fear for effects of a worldwide economic slow/shutdown. But I am much more sad for the world's poor who will be the first ones cut off from fuel, fert, and food since they can barely afford those things rn. My only hope is theyre also more adept at doing without those 3 f's.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv27z2","user":"AnAncientBogSchneetmacher","score":102,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:53:37.000Z","text":"Yep. The greatest military and economic power on earth has been placed into the hands of an evil moron.","links":[{"url":"https://i.redd.it/rdcqz9bnivug1.gif","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvdmba","user":"Schneetmacher","score":89,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:03:04.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://i.redd.it/rdcqz9bnivug1.gif","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv26v2","user":"RallyRoundThaFamily","score":79,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:53:27.000Z","text":"The sad truth is that half of the voting population disagrees with you even though ur right. MAGA/Republicans have control of their actions, minds, and emotions. The U.S. oligarchy has a stranglehold on both parties, and I don’t see any of these criminals being held accountable. To me, that’s the worst part of all this.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0pl7","user":"pelipperrNo-Bandicoot-1943Opening_Scientist126pelipperrWailtKittypelipperramoebaamoebaVenezia9","score":677,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:44:36.000Z","text":"100% also, the pope has nothing to do with Trump, he’s not even Catholic, there is no sense that Leo is his anything. He just can’t stand any leader speaking out against him and unlike political leaders there’s no trade etc. that he can threaten the Catholic pope with to get him to fall in line. He can just threaten to kidnap Leo and hold him hostage.\nAlso, just a reminder that evangelicals, Trump’s dumbass ride and die base, hate Catholics. If he had an ounce of intelligence and self control he would ignore this pope because at the end of the day Leo’s words don’t matter to most of his supporters. But his prefrontal cortex never developed and we’re all suffering because of it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1v1b","user":"No-Bandicoot-1943Opening_Scientist126pelipperr","score":120,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:51:28.000Z","text":"But his prefrontal cortex never developed and we’re all suffering because of it.\nOr it could be falling to pieces and making him regress if he has prefrontal cortex dementia [I personally reckon he does have some type of dementia, but not sure what subtype he may have].","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv3850","user":"Opening_Scientist126","score":148,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:59:39.000Z","text":"RN here. I’ve spent 24 years in healthcare with the better part of my experience being in geriatrics and palliative care. My educated guess is frontotemporal dementia (FTD). It primarily affects personality, language and behaviour. There are a lot more details online than I can give you, but it seems to fit the picture a little too much.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv3j23","user":"pelipperr","score":79,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:01:28.000Z","text":"Very possible. I just think a cursory glance at his behavior throughout his life leans to him having zero impulse control, but he definitely has been getting worse and worse.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv223b","user":"WailtKittypelipperramoebaamoeba","score":69,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:52:39.000Z","text":"IIRC there was a MAGA priest they were wanting as Pope. They certainly were not endorsing Pope Leo.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv33w8","user":"pelipperramoebaamoeba","score":195,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:58:57.000Z","text":"I feel like most people who weren’t raised Catholic, or don’t have older Catholics in their family, view the Catholic Church as a conservative body in America. But that has only been true in recent decades.\nFor most of America’s history Catholics were viewed as lefties, they supported things like unions, migrant workers, and the environment. JFK was famously viewed as the embodiment of a progressive Catholic democrat and the GOP hated him. But then the institution decided that abortion and gay marriage were hardline issues and threw away any good will that they had left to side with the right. It’s so frustrating and disappointing (obviously aside from the decades of sexual abuse).\nAnyways my point is the GOP will do what they can for power but they’ll never fully embrace the Catholic Church. MAGA Catholics should not fool themselves.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfdej","user":"amoebaamoeba","score":95,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:14:23.000Z","text":"I mostly agree but wanted to point out: American Catholicism started its obvious cultural rightward shift as soon as the ethnic groups that made up its base started getting power. Typical \"pulling the ladder up\" behind them bullshit.\nIt was so easy for Italians or my Irish great-grandparents to want a church that offered lots of socially left things like unions, food banks, free hospitals, etc. when they desperately needed those things as a consequence of being discriminated against and locked off from joining America's elite. Look how quickly they were willing to discard those ideals the second they got a drop of power. I'm listening to my MAGA cousins (all of whom are in unions, btw) talk about wanting to kick out migrants who \"come here and only speak Spanish\" when our own fucking great-grandparents did exactly that!\nBut overall yes, MAGA will never embrace the Catholics because MAGA is at it's heart an offshoot of evangelical Christianity that is fully divorced from whatever Jesus \"actually said\" and thinks Catholics are heretics. And all my dumbass cousins are eating that shit up.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvc00i","user":"Venezia9","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:52:53.000Z","text":"Except trad Caths are the ones with law degrees. Can't wait to see the Trad Cath v Evangelical Fundamentalist war! ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv00ba","user":"HappinessFloatillaIndividualChart4193","score":182,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:40:23.000Z","text":"Yeah, I know the Vatican downplayed that, but this makes you wonder if they just wanted it to go away. Saying “he wouldn’t be Pope if it wasn’t for me” is pretty telling. What’s the implication; that he owes you? He’s the frigging Pope!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgsqb","user":"IndividualChart4193","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:23:54.000Z","text":"Srsly. Dude needs to check himself…the fkn gd Pope!! Shitler might b popular in sum circles but putting himself on the same level as the Pope…fkn delulu.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuziec","user":"Several-Squash9871","score":61,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:37:22.000Z","text":"Fucking unhinged! It would be funny if this fucker wasn't the President of the United States!!!! ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxrqm","user":"Ok_Needleworker_6017vertigounconscious_pineanonMeander061throwwayacc00Lachrondizzle23The-ManqueHotRodHomebodyThreadheads","score":3581,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:26:53.000Z","text":"Does he actually think the pope belongs to him?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuynkc","user":"vertigounconscious","score":2233,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:32:13.000Z","text":"i mean, he's a rapist so","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv12w6","user":"_pineanon","score":504,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:46:48.000Z","text":"That idiot believes the propaganda that America rules the world. He is king of America so therefore the entire world is his to play with, rape, pillage, con, and strip of all resources. He’s a greedy orange pig.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0cnt","user":"Meander061","score":104,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:42:27.000Z","text":"Sounds like he was fully expecting that to be the case. He's wrong, so, of course, he's throwing another tantrum.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyurh","user":"throwwayacc00Lachrondizzle23","score":72,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:33:25.000Z","text":"Yes.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzmkg","user":"Lachrondizzle23","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:38:04.000Z","text":"Oui.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0koy","user":"The-Manque","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:43:47.000Z","text":"“Where’s my Pope on a rope?”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv28h0","user":"HotRodHomebodyThreadheads","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:53:42.000Z","text":"sounds like, at least, he thinks he gets to choose the pope. Lol.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwnp8p","user":"Threadheads","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:19:04.000Z","text":"I think he assumed that because the Pope that was chosen was American, and he is the President of the US, that it was basically the Vatican installing one of his ‘subjects’ who would support and endorse him.\nOnly to find that the Pope is not only not endorsing him but making a point of opposing his actions.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyhgi","user":"c0smicgirlynotdorisdayGoose_PaleHistoryOk1963Goose_Palesnuffleupagus86UnderlightIllshortNsassy123Goose_PaleshortNsassy123notdorisdayeat_the_rich_2Meander061Charming-Report1669delcondelconMeander061OGConsuelaDry_Confidence42vansinne_vansinne","score":2489,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:31:12.000Z","text":"As a recovering Catholic, this is wild to watch.\nI hope American Catholics see where this is headed; they’re as reviled as the rest of the people Trump and his white supremacist cabinet hate.\nCatholics were a primary target of the second wave of the KKK, for any new Catholics not aware. These people are not your friends.\nThe next step will be heavy propaganda about Catholics choosing the Vatican over the US.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuztdu","user":"notdorisdayGoose_PaleHistoryOk1963Goose_Palesnuffleupagus86UnderlightIllshortNsassy123Goose_PaleshortNsassy123notdorisdayeat_the_rich_2Meander061","score":974,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:39:12.000Z","text":"As a left wing Catholic it’s wild to me that the Church wants to get in bed with the Christian right. They do not like us. Some of them hate us. Use your brain!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0bzg","user":"Goose_PaleHistoryOk1963Goose_Palesnuffleupagus86UnderlightIllshortNsassy123Goose_PaleshortNsassy123notdorisday","score":435,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:42:20.000Z","text":"Also the Christian Right is antithetical to... Well, Christianity, holy shit.\n(Also question from a lapsed Catholic: have you found a leftist Catholic community? If so, know where I can find one? I left because most parishes around me are the old school holier than thou types and I'm not interested in getting preached at by people who contradict their own doctrine...)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1cmc","user":"HistoryOk1963Goose_Pale","score":230,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:48:25.000Z","text":"Look for Paulists and Franciscans running parishes. College towns aren't a bad start, either.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2yw6","user":"Goose_Pale","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:58:06.000Z","text":"Thank you :D now I need to figure out how to figure out what order my priests are from","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv3nhw","user":"snuffleupagus86","score":232,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:02:12.000Z","text":"Every Catholic I know is very leftist. We exist!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2njz","user":"UnderlightIll","score":80,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:56:12.000Z","text":"I mean, not if you look back to the reformation. Being protestant was either because you felt the Catholic church was too restrictive and corrupt... or that it didn't go far ENOUGH. The latter one is what America came from. Read about the Reformation. The Puritans were not oppressed because they were too Godly but because the believed in the propserity gospel and that if you were poor or sick, it was because you were sinful. Welcome to America.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1djv","user":"shortNsassy123Goose_PaleshortNsassy123","score":77,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:48:35.000Z","text":"See if you can find a Franciscan parish!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2vau","user":"Goose_PaleshortNsassy123","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:57:29.000Z","text":"Okay, will look for some, thank you so much! Embarassing question, but how can I figure out what order my priest is from?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv3cng","user":"shortNsassy123","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:00:25.000Z","text":"Not embarrassing at all! I am actually not sure, as I didn't grow up Catholic, but the Franciscan friars wear brown robes with a rope belt. My particular parish has that it's Franciscan pretty prominently on the website. It might be something you could Google for your area.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1agx","user":"notdorisday","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:48:04.000Z","text":"I have same problem. No I can’t find one. I’m so close to out for same reason and it breaks my heart - I was so in. I even work for the church but I can’t take it anymore.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2eaj","user":"eat_the_rich_2","score":74,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:54:40.000Z","text":"You should watch \"dark money game\" on HBOmax if you haven't already.\nOne of the guys interviewed was an evangelical pastor who had a key role in getting millionaire and billionaire Christian nationalists to befriend and bribe our current supreme Court Jusstice's so they would overturn Roe-v-Wade.\nOne comment that stood out to me from the pastor was that he mentioned he didn't trust Leonard Leo because he was Catholic, and that Leo's faith didn't align with Christian nationalist values.\nFor the unaware, Leonard Leo has personally hand selected every conservative supreme Court justice since George W Bush was president, and is also a hard right religious extremist who is part of a cult within the Catholic Church called Opus Dei.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv21jh","user":"Meander061","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:52:34.000Z","text":"it’s wild to me that the Church wants to get in bed with the Christian right.\nAll right-wingers think that once they're in charge, they'll get around to burning down all of their old enemies. There aren't enough MAGA Catholics to overwhelm the Protestant ones, but they keep making the same mistakes.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0ydb","user":"Charming-Report1669delcondelcon","score":195,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:46:04.000Z","text":"I was talking to my mother today - she's a devout Catholic that has always hated Trump. She's had issues with \"friends\" at her church that were completely MAGA that honestly believed Biden was going to make church illegal. One of these \"friends\" even built an altar in a bunker in her house just waiting for the evil Democrats to ride in and shut everything down.\nApparently all of these people she knows have actually turned against the Orange one - this Pope spat has really pissed off many Catholics.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2uwc","user":"delcondelcon","score":187,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:57:25.000Z","text":"The same Biden that very privately went to church every Sunday while he was Pres?? Why are people so dumb lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0kkw","user":"Meander061","score":106,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:43:46.000Z","text":"heavy propaganda about Catholics choosing the Vatican over the US.\nAaand it's 1961 all over again.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2qra","user":"OGConsuela","score":95,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:56:44.000Z","text":"I’ve been trying to tell my conservative Catholic parents this. Everyone remembers that the Klan hated black people, most remember that they hated Jews, many seem to forget that Catholics were not far behind on the Klan’s list. MAGA does not like them, they’ve just been useful supporters. Their focus will turn back to them eventually.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1ubj","user":"Dry_Confidence42","score":77,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:51:21.000Z","text":"After 20+ years of not going, frigging Trump is going to get me back to mass just out of spite","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzdut","user":"vansinne_vansinne","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:36:36.000Z","text":"i'm sure their next twitter-induced conspiracy theory will be George Soros is Italian","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuy7lf","user":"talk-spontaneouslynotdorisdayOk-Wedding-4654KeyFeeFeeTraditional_Maybe_80","score":1792,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:29:34.000Z","text":"\"I don't want…\"\nNo, stop right there. It's not about what YOU want.\nThe Pope doesn't answer to the United States or your Administration.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzm9r","user":"notdorisdayOk-Wedding-4654KeyFeeFee","score":492,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:38:01.000Z","text":"Right? I can’t stop laughing. The Pope is not answerable to you, Donald.\nWhat I have to wonder is what will the MAGA Catholics do with this?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv21ex","user":"Ok-Wedding-4654KeyFeeFee","score":177,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:52:32.000Z","text":"What will MAGA Catholics do.\nUnfortunately nothing because they don’t like Leo. There’s sects of Catholicism that basically don’t even recognize his authority","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2x0h","user":"KeyFeeFee","score":203,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:57:47.000Z","text":"That’s the wildest thing about religion, just keep moving the goalposts until it suits you. Either God selects the Pope or he freaking doesn’t. But to decide “mmmm not this guy!” while claiming to be true Catholic believers is bonkers. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1ov1","user":"Traditional_Maybe_80","score":81,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:50:26.000Z","text":"Absolutely bizarre rant, not that's unexpected from this man, but still. He just seems frustrated that the leader of a religion whose ties are linked to other countries different than the US dares to disagree with his warmongering and isn't afraid of him. I'll never stop being confused about some people being mad at the fucking Pope advocating for peace as if it was some wild take.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxx10","user":"SenasayoriCaptainMonkeyJackDesireeThymeshwaiteshapuGloomySundae69","score":1643,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:27:47.000Z","text":"I'm not even Catholic but the Pope is ten times as Christian as Trump, Vance, and Hegseth are.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuylab","user":"CaptainMonkeyJackDesireeThymes","score":694,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:31:50.000Z","text":"You dropped a couple zeros there.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvim2p","user":"DesireeThymes","score":67,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:36:18.000Z","text":"That's the job right?\nSaints, prophets, etc are supposed to be holding the rich and mighty accountable for their actions, even if it cost them their life.\nIf you're defending the tyrants of the world, then you're a false prophet.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuz45k","user":"hwaiteshapuGloomySundae69","score":414,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:35:00.000Z","text":"To be fair, the Pope is far more Christian than pretty much anyone.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0ql5","user":"shapu","score":203,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:44:46.000Z","text":"Kind of in the job description, tbh","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzszc","user":"GloomySundae69","score":41,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:39:08.000Z","text":"Hahaaaaaa damn. Correct.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxm5g","user":"FrostGiant_1EmotionalTrufflePigcool_girl6540","score":998,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:25:57.000Z","text":"“Wahhhhnnnn….. baby want bottle!” - Trump most definitely","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1m0u","user":"EmotionalTrufflePig","score":292,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:49:58.000Z","text":"Men are SO EMOTIONAL 🙄","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv09a2","user":"cool_girl6540","score":60,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:41:53.000Z","text":"He is such a weak person. Pathetic.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxtht","user":"Dry-Yak5277Defiant_Eggplant_909The-ManqueyourlocalagronomistKiwi-veemeatball77","score":804,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:27:11.000Z","text":"When is it gonna happen","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/Emg9qPKR5hquI","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuz12z","user":"Defiant_Eggplant_909","score":249,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:34:30.000Z","text":"Not soon enough.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0w4d","user":"The-Manque","score":214,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:45:42.000Z","text":"When we see a cloud of Cheeto dust released from the Oval Office window.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2ume","user":"yourlocalagronomist","score":143,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:57:22.000Z","text":"Maybe the Pope will put in a good word for us","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv45qc","user":"Kiwi-vee","score":130,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:05:14.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/Emg9qPKR5hquI","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvtc6j","user":"meatball77","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:54:36.000Z","text":"Historically pissing off and threatening the Catholic Church isn't a good idea. They're really powerful.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzyw5","user":"throwleavemealoneMadamKitsune","score":743,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:40:08.000Z","text":"\"Pope Leo is weak on crime\" is so funny. As if he's running for office. Trump has very few plays and his insults are as repetitive as his ramblings.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw46hg","user":"MadamKitsune","score":49,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:22:55.000Z","text":"Whoever wrote this pseudo-Trump madness (because it's far too long and coherent for it to be him) seems to have copied and pasted standard lines of MAGA bullshit and filled in the gaps with Pope references in an attempt to make it fit.\nThis feels more like a Stephen \"Pet Semetary Dildo\" Miller Special.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuy4fu","user":"SlippinJimmi23Comfortable-Title720Ikrit122IndividualChart4193r_uanStrange_Economics323Relative_Payment_192Gen_Z_boirazor21792","score":496,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:29:01.000Z","text":"If you aren’t Catholic, why care at all about literally anything the Pope says or does?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzemj","user":"Comfortable-Title720Ikrit122IndividualChart4193","score":159,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:36:44.000Z","text":"Isn't Big Orange Freak base mostly Evangelical?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv36x4","user":"Ikrit122IndividualChart4193","score":96,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:59:27.000Z","text":"There are still a lot of Catholics who follow him, partly due to the Republican stance on abortion. My wife and her family voted for him in 2016 (a choice she deeply regrets) because they felt pressured by her more conservative church to vote Republican because otherwise you are murdering babies. I wouldn't be surprised if my wife's family voted for him in 2020 and 2024 for that sole reason.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofviai0","user":"IndividualChart4193","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:34:05.000Z","text":"Fer sher I know many Catholics that definitely voted for him bc of the abortion issue. And only vote R bc of that. But I also know they’re also just racist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0324","user":"r_uan","score":115,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:40:50.000Z","text":"The pope's influence goes beyond Catholicism. Even non-religious people have some respect for the Pope's figure.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv29ui","user":"Strange_Economics323","score":66,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:53:56.000Z","text":"Because, in the fucked up world that we live in, the current batch of Popes have actually asked people to do the right stuff.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0yz8","user":"Relative_Payment_192","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:46:10.000Z","text":"Because the Pope is speaking the Word of Jesus.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzqfn","user":"Gen_Z_boi","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:38:43.000Z","text":"Coalition building between non-Catholics and Catholics on certain issues, for one. Also, the way the Pope approaches other religions, including other Christian denominations, certainly affects how members of those other religions behave, especially their interactions with Catholics","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0mrg","user":"razor21792","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:44:08.000Z","text":"He sees everyone who doesn't shower him with praise as a threat.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxq2q","user":"Bubba_Gump_CorpCostanzaArchitecture","score":383,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:26:37.000Z","text":"Loser","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzezt","user":"CostanzaArchitecture","score":66,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:36:48.000Z","text":"A loser who said we already won the war and crippled Iran’s nuclear capabilities. If all that was true, he wouldn’t need to worry what the Pope says.\nHe doth protest too much.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuykkq","user":"bwoah07_gp2Meander061","score":365,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:31:43.000Z","text":"Has a US president ever verbally attacked the Pope before Trump did today? I really think this is the first time.\nTrump has truly lost his marbles. And why does he care so much? He's not a religious guy. He just weaponizes religion to his advantage.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2l7o","user":"Meander061","score":131,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:55:49.000Z","text":"He just weaponizes religion to his advantage.\nIf he can't leverage the Pope (and he can't), he loses American Catholics. His base is already fragmenting over Iran, he can't afford any cracks.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuy8bw","user":"delcondelconComingInSidewaystophergraphy","score":307,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:29:41.000Z","text":"He’s actually taking credit for Leo being chosen as Pope? STFU, ya Cheeto","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1fkp","user":"ComingInSideways","score":68,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:48:55.000Z","text":"Orange Anti-Christ.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1kn2","user":"tophergraphy","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:49:45.000Z","text":"Or thinks he would be pope if he wasnt president... I'm honestly not sure?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyld9","user":"HeyLookMyUsername24","score":305,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:31:51.000Z","text":"I hate this man so goddamn much.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzj1n","user":"WhatKindOfMonsterStrange_Economics323Threadheads","score":219,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:37:29.000Z","text":"Wow, I'm a cradle Catholic, and this is the first time I've heard it's the pope's job to fight crime?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2y8h","user":"Strange_Economics323","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:57:59.000Z","text":"Well, in the Vatican City, yeah. He even has multicolored swiss swat teams under his holy command.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwojr5","user":"Threadheads","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:26:50.000Z","text":"What did you think the Popemobile was for? /s","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyi4r","user":"BigDogLutherReigns","score":170,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:31:18.000Z","text":"Donald Trump is a child rapist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuy362","user":"Hot-Squirrel6275SteamedGamerHuman_Reflection_166c0smicgirlyLindenismeannotdorisday","score":172,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:28:48.000Z","text":"<image>\nWaiting on Christian MAGA folks to defend this","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/a4dfeexj1vug1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a41204c704dec0e16cadb7aad5f680c191f79b","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuz0yj","user":"SteamedGamerHuman_Reflection_166","score":141,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:34:29.000Z","text":"Oh, there are a lot who will - MAGA is predominately Evangelical, who view the Catholic church as \"Not Christian\" - to them, the Pope is not a Christian authority.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzpft","user":"Human_Reflection_166","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:38:33.000Z","text":"Yeah I was about to say the same thing. Conservative Christianity is its own beast. Separate from Catholicism and the Pope. And I grew up Catholic but gave it up in my teens. I’ve completed recovery.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzd0x","user":"c0smicgirly","score":66,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:36:28.000Z","text":"They hate Catholics as much as they hate everyone else; they’re not viewed as even Christian.\nThey’re probably salivating at this.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzjq7","user":"Lindenismean","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:37:36.000Z","text":"I mean, there’s a bunch of Christian MAGA who don’t think Catholics are Christian sooo…","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzwg8","user":"notdorisday","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:39:43.000Z","text":"Will be fascinating to see the Catholic MAGA people defend it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuz06e","user":"PoliteQueef","score":160,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:34:21.000Z","text":"Is there anyone on the entire planet with a more fragile, sensitive ego???\nThis is the same political party that insists that:\nThe left is full of “fragile snowflakes”\nA woman would’ve been “too emotional” to be President","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2uvcxdk1pDLzGM","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv0duv","user":"endurance-animal","score":145,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:42:39.000Z","text":"He called the Pope weak on crime. The Pope. Weak on crime.\nThe POPE.\nWEAK. On CRIMEEEEE.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyvlu","user":"raiinydaay","score":126,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:33:34.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/dxcilg6p2vug1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac3b45b73cde04d29691f0a4bac2fef932432404","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuyu6a","user":"Rolsun_23","score":106,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:33:19.000Z","text":"Did not have \"Catholic Church isn't conservative enough\" on my lifetime bingo card...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxsgu","user":"bobbimorses","score":99,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:27:01.000Z","text":"Cornball bumper stickers about what Republicans would think of Jesus are being proven devastatingly correct","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuy19w","user":"Same_Mood_8543","score":80,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:28:30.000Z","text":"Wah, it's not fair that the head of a foreign state and religion with 60 million American adherents and a 1.4 billion worldwide is allowed to criticize my policies based on the tenets of the faith.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuy0ge","user":"samsquanchforhire","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:28:21.000Z","text":"Everyone is wrong but Trump….. gets old quick","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyio7","user":"Sunnyday1775","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:31:23.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/h4qx0k4b2vug1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a5f92a48a3fd5f8ee8f8c85c6cc5da0d0c240cc","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv02wx","user":"bees_gif","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:40:48.000Z","text":"I couldnt get past \"Pope Leo is WEAK on crime\".....he is the Pope??? What crime should be be tough on? ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuy3hf","user":"Soggy-Commission-666","score":72,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:28:51.000Z","text":"He’s not your Pope","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0es2","user":"GuiltyPleasurer_","score":63,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:42:49.000Z","text":"He “doesn’t want a pope”…?! He’s NOT CATHOLIC. He has NO say in who leads MY religion. I accept that because of democracy he is the president of my country- but Trump has no say in my religion. Back. Off.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuy1fk","user":"Witty-Stand888","score":60,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:28:31.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/9wkOOjFrWZb3izcELg","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuycvt","user":"DissedFunction","score":58,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:30:26.000Z","text":"Why can't the Big Macs do their thing already?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyu58","user":"insecureatbest94","score":56,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:33:19.000Z","text":"Girlie I don’t want you to be alive anymore","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzov1","user":"ILootEverything","score":56,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:38:27.000Z","text":"That Trump baby tantrum balloon has never been more appropriate.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/IbmSD6wFB2E8vLgAZU","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuy2mw","user":"not_productive1SuperShoebillStorkMeander061","score":54,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:28:43.000Z","text":"He’s gonna try to Venezuela the Vatican, isn’t he?","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/2njfssgt3vug1.png?width=1054&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe2f3159c2c849d54875f2f763f2185b14b33810","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuzx64","user":"SuperShoebillStorkMeander061","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:39:51.000Z","text":"not if these guys have anything to say about it\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/2njfssgt3vug1.png?width=1054&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe2f3159c2c849d54875f2f763f2185b14b33810","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv2vuh","user":"Meander061","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:57:35.000Z","text":"Goofiest \"uniforms\" on the entire planet, worn by the hardest of hardcore professional killers.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyo7v","user":"SirWobblyOfSausageTierBier","score":49,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:32:20.000Z","text":"Not the tweet I was expecting. I was expecting tweet about Hungarians being losers for not picking Putin's puppet .\nAnyway, it's still early yet","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1qvq","user":"TierBier","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:50:46.000Z","text":"Maybe his tweet is to distract from Hungry?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzx4b","user":"Weekly_Motor7860","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:39:50.000Z","text":"Somebody needs to ask his Catholic vice president what he thinks about this tweet.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyjq4","user":"Boo-Radleys-Scissors","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:31:34.000Z","text":"He is the whiniest \"man\" alive.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuytqh","user":"SkylarAVKiwi-veenotdorisday","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:33:15.000Z","text":"He should ex communicate any catholic staff traump has","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv4qng","user":"Kiwi-vee","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:08:39.000Z","text":"JD first please 🙏🏻","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv03ud","user":"notdorisday","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:40:57.000Z","text":"Imagine being a Catholic in the administration at this point. I mean I struggle to have sympathy anyway but… wild.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuz0fb","user":"SuperShoebillStorkAshamed-Way1923","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:34:23.000Z","text":"How did we get to the point where this.................. person became president of the USA.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv3hoh","user":"Ashamed-Way1923","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:01:14.000Z","text":"\"person\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuz7a1","user":"Woody_678","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:35:31.000Z","text":"The Pope isn’t for you “Mr. President”. The Pope is for the people. And for God. Something you think you are, but you are nothing but a tiny, fragile, old man.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzx1y","user":"imatinyleopard","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:39:50.000Z","text":"“I don’t think anything’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound. I’m not sure I’m going to be able to make heaven.”\nTrump\nWell damn just slam the door then 🤣","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0qkk","user":"EbbLocal266","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:44:46.000Z","text":"Saying \"I don't want a Pope who...\" -- as if the Pope is an extension of the US Government? does he know he's not?\nConservative Christianity is the root of most of our problems.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuz0dm","user":"clown_stalker","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:34:23.000Z","text":"I see grandpa shitestain is sundowning again! Time for it’s nurse to medicate it and put it to bed","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzsqg","user":"snapdragon1313","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:39:06.000Z","text":"Funnily enough, the list of things I don't want is pretty short: I don't want Donald Trump to be president of the United States. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxvkz","user":"Trick_Ad763","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:27:32.000Z","text":"CALLED IT","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1lbi","user":"hadoken12357","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:49:51.000Z","text":"The pope is weak on crime. That is incredible.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1yz9","user":"Jasminewindsong2","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:52:08.000Z","text":"If you would have told little, newly atheist 18 year old me that in 15+ years the US government and the Catholic Church would be in a dispute where I would actually side with the fucking Catholic Church….i def would not have believed you. But for fucks sake here we are I guess.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuymmj","user":"DaileyFlosser39","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:32:04.000Z","text":"What the Pope says, does, thinks, or says isn't any of 47's business.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuz0bw","user":"eatyrmakeup","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:34:22.000Z","text":"He’s not Catholic, it’s not really any of his business.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1fn6","user":"Bobinthetruck985","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:48:55.000Z","text":"The fact that Leo is the most influential American on Earth eats at him so badly.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzyus","user":"2DEUCE2","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:40:08.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/lNrNLRLmpC3VIjl82D","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuzgxn","user":"Cherry_Bomb_127","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:37:08.000Z","text":"This man genuinely believes he should have a say in what the pope does","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzvob","user":"Stormy31568","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:39:35.000Z","text":"“ I don’t want a Pope” He doesn’t have a Pope","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1h3p","user":"Chessh2036","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:49:10.000Z","text":"MAGA Christians will see THE FUCKING POPE call out Trump and still think Trump is chosen “by God” to lead them.\nIt’s a cult. It’s a full blown cult.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1t7p","user":"BigAuthor7520","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:51:09.000Z","text":"JD getting excommunicated is the funniest possible conclusion to this otherwise absurd saga.\nPlease Leo, it would be so funny.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1uw0","user":"Curtland256","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:51:27.000Z","text":"“The pope is weak on crime” is maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever seen Trump say.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv20ch","user":"TopProfessional8023","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:52:22.000Z","text":"I mean for anyone who takes their Catholicism half-way seriously this HAS to be the final straw. Either the Pope is the representative of God’s will on earth or donald trump is. Time to decide!!! Personally, I’ve never struggled with the idea because I don’t use the bible as a cudgel","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2fsl","user":"BabycakesMurphy","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:54:55.000Z","text":"“The Pope is weak on nuclear weapons” is a hell of a thing to read from the sitting president.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuymg6","user":"MoistToweletteLover","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:32:02.000Z","text":"Shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyst9","user":"Roadtrippers4","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:33:06.000Z","text":"Snowflake alert","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyx6g","user":"tardigrade37","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:33:50.000Z","text":"He's lucky the Inquisition has been long disbanded.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuywgd","user":"Kaleidoscope_1974","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:33:43.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/1014RBn4HVSTK","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv2sjw","user":"FafnirSnap_9428","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:57:02.000Z","text":"Fuck Trump. \nIt's nice to see the true anti-Catholic/anti-Christian side of the Republican Party finally. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxpml","user":"Dramatic-Shape5574Rule1isFun","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:26:32.000Z","text":"The Catholic clergy seem right up Trump's alley","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0lnw","user":"Rule1isFun","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:43:57.000Z","text":"Their numbers are dwindling daily. He basically just has Evangelicals left who believe he’s Jesus adjacent.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyx1i","user":"nyyanksfan81","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:33:49.000Z","text":"And I don't want a president who is such a whiny little bitch, but here we are","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzdyv","user":"Decent_Two_6456","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:36:37.000Z","text":"Next?\nCéline Dion","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzo86","user":"TheMailerDaemonLives","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:38:21.000Z","text":"Good thing you don’t decide the pope fuckface","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzwxy","user":"raucouscaucus7756","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:39:48.000Z","text":"The addled leader of a dying emperor trying to fight the Papal States feels like a history shitpost","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1upx","user":"Forsaken-Fig-3358","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:51:25.000Z","text":"Pope Leo is weak on crime 🤣🤣🤣 This guy has completely lost the plot As if the Pope is supposed to arrest people rather than promote forgiveness","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1ynb","user":"Dollypartonswig1","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:52:05.000Z","text":"Call me crazy, but I feel like the pope probably doesn’t want ANYONE to have nuclear weapons. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1y0m","user":"GoKartMadeOfPickles","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:51:58.000Z","text":"Pope Leo asks for peace and non-violence, and the president took that as a personal attack. Let that sink in","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv23dv","user":"thecrowfly","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:52:52.000Z","text":"what an asshole","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2n7x","user":"Millicent-","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:56:08.000Z","text":"why the fuck would a pope be \"strong\" on nuclear weapons\nthese rants get crazier by the day","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzaa0","user":"anglflw","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:36:00.000Z","text":"These are the words of a totally sane and normal person.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2n78","user":"Benvolent_Troll","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:56:08.000Z","text":"Dude's literally the Antichrist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv18vf","user":"aGhostGhost","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:47:48.000Z","text":"Trump is going to hell!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1moj","user":"LongjumpingCandy485","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:50:05.000Z","text":"There you go Catholics, this is your guy, he overturned Roe for you…….oh whatever, why even bother, most American Catholics probably love what he’s saying about Leo anyways. Trump uses Christianity transactionally, loves the votes but is a hard pass on the morals.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuymrc","user":"Exciting-West9205","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:32:05.000Z","text":"Wow, we're approaching \"How many divisions has the pope\" territory at quite the clip.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzjuf","user":"poopzains","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:37:37.000Z","text":"Stupid foreign Pope! Where he from…. Oh Chicago USA? Oh well we only listen to Israel now. Cause we bitches","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzmpf","user":"Kitchen-Slide-4984","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:38:06.000Z","text":"Hell yeah, attack one of the largest and richest organized religions in the world - that oughta get you what you want 👍🏽","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0d83","user":"Julian81295","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:42:33.000Z","text":"Maybe Trump should ask in Poland if it is that advantageous to lash out against a popular pope from your own country.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv251v","user":"GreyBoyTigger","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:53:09.000Z","text":"The pope is weak on crime?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuz288","user":"22percentwalrus","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:34:41.000Z","text":"He is such a little bitch.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/UpELDJaNeHTHRWh6r6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuzok7","user":"Apprehensive-Dog6997","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:38:24.000Z","text":"I don’t want a president who rapes children but here we are.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzzk8","user":"TheHaplessBard","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:40:15.000Z","text":"I feel we're only a few moments away from a modern Nixon moment.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0cpn","user":"scronide","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:42:28.000Z","text":"Jesus was notably tough on crime.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0wgg","user":"Same_Recipe2729","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:45:45.000Z","text":"I did not have Israel vs Vatican in my 2026 bingo, guess I should have put more thought into it. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1386","user":"HousingBackground819","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:46:52.000Z","text":"wonder what the Pop’s maga brother who was hanging out at mar a largo and the White House think\nGod bless Pope Leo","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1jrf","user":"Status_Apartment6559","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:49:36.000Z","text":"Trump is so stupid in so many ways. The pope is not owned by you donald. I don't care what you want from the pope. He's not part of your administration and he's actually right about his stance on war. Trump either doesn't understand or refuses to admit that the large majority of Americans are not afraid of Iran getting a nuclear weapon and don't think it's at all necessary to invade them because we can and were (Obama) dealing with them. Most Americans also don't like that you illegally went into Venezuela and kidnapped their president. And as far as the pope criticising you...Go Fuck Yourself Donnie.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1sp2","user":"gunnergrrl","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:51:04.000Z","text":"Love to hear the opinions on this of those Trump-loving Catholics who pollute my feed","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv24dc","user":"cooperhixson","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:53:02.000Z","text":"Dude is a big ass clown","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2jmu","user":"santropy","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:55:34.000Z","text":"Holy shit! American politics is an embarrassment.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2nc6","user":"Pastel_Phoenix_106","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:56:09.000Z","text":"Does he think...he gets to vote for the Pope? I don't know anymore...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyztn","user":"HelpfulWorth8654","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:34:17.000Z","text":"I love that axelrod is catching strays","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuz74u","user":"Asleep_Tap6199","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:35:30.000Z","text":"It’s just so crazy that the “president” of the united states is allowed to go on coke rants on twitter. Like these last three years can’t come fast enough 😭😭","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1skb9po","type":"link","sub":"todayilearned","username":"tannu28","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"variety.com","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1skb9po/til_james_cameron_rejected_studio_notes_from_fox/","score":0,"comments_count":577,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:44:40.000Z","url":"https://variety.com/2022/film/news/james-cameron-fought-studio-avatar-flying-scenes-1235376731/","thumbnail":"https://external-preview.redd.it/KFJmqv_EenL_FebaAc0tIU9qP5g8LSzh7MseL6Qvo8A.jpeg?width=140&height=78&auto=webp&s=adce9aae721ab448c134a8f8f8f08ed2e9e78283","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"TIL James Cameron rejected studio notes from Fox executives about making Avatar (2009) shorter, reminding them that his previous film Titanic (1997) paid for the building they were meeting in.","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofxspo3","user":"tannu28DuncanRG2002TheFrenchSavageDarthWootincanphonehomeFriskyCobra86mysteryteamExtraajudicialTheWingusQuietShippersmatteredpiecoolpapa2282AdvantageDry7727Lord-LobsterAnasterian_SunstrideGreat_Scott7Beauretardflintlock0frozen_desserts_01xendelaarChillarkFickle_Cranberry1014ekanconboNice_Cash_7000Zoltarr777BarracudaDismal4782PsychostickusernameMulfushuKidOcelotbuffystakedediameveryoneelseFront-Two-7401jonkzxAipomNormalMonkeyfizzlefistanrwliassomecaspersnuggleouphagusAlpha433ValmoeriprocrastinaDJL2772Chronosshotgunpeelenmighty_atomOk-Tangerine-638Alpha433peelenbuffystakededRrraouherkalurksocialistrobDeadZone32_badwithcomputerEnginerdadRailboytannu28fizzlefistFreshlySkweezdAdmiralThrawnProtegeTumbler86MarcoMaroonBazingaQQeulen-spiegelUn1CornTowelZeraw420Rndysasqatchcursh14Rockguy21AgentCirceLunaFiTZnMiCKthioskpraxidike7426_skinny_Cartmanic33SocraticIgnoramusic33ItsDanimalPrimaryBowler4980PsychGuy17spider0804dagobahhkonsollfreak","score":5067,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:49:37.000Z","text":"James Cameron's actual quote:\nI think I felt, at the time, that we clashed over certain things, for example, the studio felt that the film should be shorter and that there was too much flying around on the ikran — what the humans call the banshees. Well, it turns out that’s what the audience loved the most, in terms of our exit polling and data gathering.\nAnd that’s a place where I just drew a line in the sand and said, ‘You know what? I made ‘Titanic.’ This building that we’re meeting in right now, this new half-billion dollar complex on your lot? ‘Titanic’ paid for that, so I get to do this.’","links":[{"url":"https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499549/alternateversions/","text":"extended version(s)"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxt9uh","user":"DuncanRG2002TheFrenchSavageDarthWootincanphonehomeFriskyCobra86mysteryteamExtraajudicialTheWingusQuietShippersmatteredpiecoolpapa2282AdvantageDry7727Lord-LobsterAnasterian_SunstrideGreat_Scott7Beauretardflintlock0frozen_desserts_01xendelaarChillarkFickle_Cranberry1014ekanconboNice_Cash_7000Zoltarr777BarracudaDismal4782","score":2368,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:52:24.000Z","text":"I like how this implies he isn’t human","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtkqp","user":"TheFrenchSavageDarthWootincanphonehomeFriskyCobra86mysteryteamExtraajudicialTheWingusQuietShippersmatteredpiecoolpapa2282AdvantageDry7727Lord-LobsterAnasterian_SunstrideGreat_Scott7Beauretardflintlock0frozen_desserts_01xendelaar","score":898,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:53:51.000Z","text":"He went full Na'vi.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxv6uu","user":"DarthWootincanphonehomeFriskyCobra86mysteryteamExtraajudicialTheWingusQuietShippersmatteredpiecoolpapa2282AdvantageDry7727Lord-LobsterAnasterian_SunstrideGreat_Scott7","score":590,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:01:39.000Z","text":"He blue himself?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvmuj","user":"tincanphonehomeFriskyCobra86mysteryteamExtraajudicialTheWingusQuietShippersmatteredpiecoolpapa2282AdvantageDry7727Lord-LobsterAnasterian_Sunstride","score":257,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:03:48.000Z","text":"There gotta be a better way to say that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxa8e","user":"FriskyCobra86","score":268,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:11:38.000Z","text":"He Sully-ed himself","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw2nl","user":"mysteryteam","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:05:54.000Z","text":"He said some wonderful things","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0str","user":"ExtraajudicialTheWingusQuietShipper","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:28:05.000Z","text":"You're gonna get yourself a tape recorder and record all the things you say in a day....I think you might be surprised at your phrasing.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy73wi","user":"TheWingusQuietShipper","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:56:53.000Z","text":"Oh James.... you blow hard!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyaat7","user":"QuietShipper","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:10:21.000Z","text":"Tobias: “I was walking in a strange place today, a place I’d never set foot in before.”\nNarrator: “Tobias walking down a street he’d been down many times…”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxoyp","user":"smatteredpie","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:13:34.000Z","text":"Now he’s got something of a mess on his hands","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy45l","user":"coolpapa2282","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:15:33.000Z","text":"Just get a tape recorder...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy22p0","user":"AdvantageDry7727Lord-Lobster","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:33:57.000Z","text":"He blued himself","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2t81","user":"Lord-Lobster","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:37:23.000Z","text":"They made a huge mistake","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy52ib","user":"Anasterian_Sunstride","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:47:43.000Z","text":"He’s pretty fly for a Draenei","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2lk6","user":"Great_Scott7","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:36:22.000Z","text":"( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw8je","user":"Beauretardflintlock0","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:06:41.000Z","text":"Never go full Na’vi","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3g9t","user":"flintlock0","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:40:19.000Z","text":"Despite all the conflict in the following movies, it kind of worked out for Jake Sully, though.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwt5g","user":"frozen_desserts_01","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:09:24.000Z","text":"“Hey! Listen!”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzyzc","user":"xendelaar","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:24:10.000Z","text":"Never go full Na'vi","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxumuf","user":"ChillarkFickle_Cranberry1014ekanconboNice_Cash_7000","score":108,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:59:00.000Z","text":"What if hes actually a na'vi from the distant future who is avataring a human body in the past so he can make movies to inspire and navigate mankind into a future that doesnt strip mine his home world?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvyox","user":"Fickle_Cranberry1014","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:05:22.000Z","text":"No, hes a Terminator","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwuj3","user":"ekanconbo","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:09:35.000Z","text":"James Cameron is actually just a capitalist na'vi who is engineering humans to unwittingly harvest unobtanium for him because he is unable to do so himself due to the cultural beliefs of his people.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxvuv","user":"Nice_Cash_7000","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:14:28.000Z","text":"We gotta get Cameron to play CS so he can play for Navi smh","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwc4k","user":"Zoltarr777","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:07:10.000Z","text":"Bro went native","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1np8","user":"BarracudaDismal4782","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:32:02.000Z","text":"Avatar is inspired on a planet he saw on his way to Earth.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyu8t","user":"PsychostickusernameMulfushuKidOcelotbuffystakedediameveryoneelseFront-Two-7401jonkzxAipomNormalMonkeyfizzlefistanrwliassomecaspersnuggleouphagusAlpha433ValmoeriprocrastinaDJL2772Chronosshotgunpeelenmighty_atomOk-Tangerine-638Alpha433peelenbuffystakeded","score":429,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:18:56.000Z","text":"He gets shit for Avatar, but fuck, he's earned the right to make what he wants, and he's made literal billions doing it and did the same with anything that came before it, fair play to the guy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy15dx","user":"MulfushuKidOcelotbuffystakedediameveryoneelseFront-Two-7401jonkzxAipomNormalMonkeyfizzlefistanrwliassomecaspersnuggleouphagusAlpha433Valmoer","score":147,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:29:41.000Z","text":"I've never seen one of the Avatar movies, but he made True Lies and that's good enough for me.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2k38","user":"KidOcelotbuffystakedediameveryoneelseFront-Two-7401jonkzxAipomNormalMonkey","score":109,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:36:12.000Z","text":"DAMN WTF REALLY!?\nThat True Lies where Arnold Schwarzenegger shot a guy with missile from a jet in the middle of the city just to save his sexy hot wife and daughter?\nJames Cameron can do whatever the hell he wants imo!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3o7e","user":"buffystakeded","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:41:20.000Z","text":"His daughter who grew up to be a vampire slayer?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9v22","user":"iameveryoneelse","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:08:23.000Z","text":"Not to mention, Terminator and Terminator 2…both of which, but especially 2, are masterpieces of the genre.\nEdit: and Aliens…while I prefer the horror of Alien, Aliens is another masterpiece action film.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3bju","user":"Front-Two-7401jonkzx","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:39:43.000Z","text":"she even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy77b5","user":"jonkzx","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:57:18.000Z","text":"What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9nkg","user":"AipomNormalMonkey","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:07:27.000Z","text":"can we get an Oxford comma in there?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3mdr","user":"fizzlefistanrwliassomecaspersnuggleouphagus","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:41:06.000Z","text":"He also made both Terminator 2 and Aliens, two of the best action trailers ever that still hold up.\nThe man makes a billion in profit every time, fucking let him do his thing you greedy Epstein-class executive fucks.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5is0","user":"anrwliassomecaspersnuggleouphagus","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:49:46.000Z","text":"He also made The Abyss. It wasn't as successful as the others, but it still stands up as a fantastic movie.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6sfm","user":"somecasper","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:55:28.000Z","text":"And he almost killed Ed Harris to get a shot. Not even Death can tell James Cameron what to do.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybu15","user":"snuggleouphagus","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:17:12.000Z","text":"The novelization of it is really good. It includes a bunch of backstory that got cut from the film and was written by Orson Scott Card.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7pc0","user":"Alpha433","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:59:33.000Z","text":"Wait, he did true lies?\nIt goes to point out just how much you dont realize who made old stuff unless you're paying attention.\nHad a similar moment the other day when the opening credits from the 04 dawn of the dead movie came up on my yourtube feed. Reading the names again, I didnt realize Gunn was the screenwriter on it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyc6fa","user":"Valmoer","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:18:45.000Z","text":"Funny that's the only one that isn't quite a James Cameron original, being the remake of a French action-comedy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5n69","user":"iprocrastina","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:50:19.000Z","text":"It says a lot that the man literally made one of the most successful movies in history as an excuse to get funding to dive to the Titanic wreck. But then I suppose his entire film career exists simply to fund his real passion of deep sea diving.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5q46","user":"DJL2772Chronosshotgun","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:50:41.000Z","text":"I’ve really come around on Avatar. Even if I don’t always love the movies, I respect the hell out of Cameron for sticking to his guns and making something he’s passionate about. He’s worked in Hollywood for decades making some of the best films of all time. If he wants to use the rest of his wealth and career funding a 5 part sci fi action epic based on no existing IP that he clearly has put a lot of thought and time into, let him. The dream of every creative is to eventually have enough funding and time to make the thing they really want to make. I can’t fault him for that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofycww2","user":"Chronosshotgun","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:22:03.000Z","text":"Avatar is filling this bizarre niche, to me. It's had absolutely zero cultural attachment. Nobody talks about it aside from how nobody talks about it. There aren't like a billion 'Avatar heads' or whatever like other series that have made as much money.\nBut it still somehow prints infinite money.\nI watched the 1st one, it was long, dull, long and dull, and the story was absolutely hammered dogshit. I don't get it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1ikx","user":"peelenmighty_atomOk-Tangerine-638Alpha433peelenbuffystakeded","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:31:22.000Z","text":"He gets shit for Avatar\nWhich is funny because people simply don’t realize that it’s just a different kind of animal. Shitting on Avatar for a lack of plot is like shitting on Disney ride, or Cirque de Solei, or Vegas Sphere for not having a plot.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4jz8","user":"mighty_atom","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:45:21.000Z","text":"The reason you compared it to other things that aren’t movies is because a movie is supposed to have a plot.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3k06","user":"Ok-Tangerine-638","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:40:48.000Z","text":"Because one is a movie and the others are not? What a weird comparison.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy86nv","user":"Alpha433peelen","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:01:44.000Z","text":"I think most people dont say it has no plot, just that the plot is overly simple and predictable. The movie is a masterclass of effects and spectacle, but it really doesnt add anything new or special in the story department.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyc5i7","user":"peelen","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:18:38.000Z","text":"And it never pretended to even try to add anything new or special in the story department. It wasn’t bug it was the feature. From the very beginning it was rather show of landscapes in 3d, the plot was added only because it was easier this way to sell it. If things like the Sphere were in every city he would just made 3h of breathtaking pictures without even bothering with plot, end people would go crazy for it’s revolutionary visuals, but there is one Sphere (and was zero Spheres then), but many cinemas, so he made it in a way that will still fit there.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3xbf","user":"buffystakeded","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:42:29.000Z","text":"I love that your comment is directly above another comment that just shits all over the plot.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3pwq","user":"Rrraouherkalurksocialistrob","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:41:33.000Z","text":"How arrogant do you have to be to go to James Cameron and tell him you know better than he does what to do with his movie.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybfco","user":"herkalurk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:15:23.000Z","text":"Welcome to the world of business executives who have a MBA and no real other experience or knowledge....","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybxoo","user":"socialistrob","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:17:40.000Z","text":"I don't think it's pure arrogance. Sometimes a person can be brilliant in one area but their ideas need refinement in order to be masterpieces. In this case Cameron was absolutely right to trust his gut but sometimes changes are for the better. Every good movie based off a Stephen King book goes through a lot of changes from the source material for instance. Peter Jackson is a great director as well but when I was watching the Hobbit trilogy there was A LOT that I wish they would have cut out.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvojs","user":"DeadZone32","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:04:01.000Z","text":"Baller lines","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2zwd","user":"_badwithcomputer","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:38:13.000Z","text":"Are we just forgetting that there is an extended version(s) implying that there was indeed something cut from the film?","links":[{"url":"https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499549/alternateversions/","text":"extended version(s)"}]},{"id":"t1_ofy1p3i","user":"EnginerdadRailboytannu28fizzlefistFreshlySkweezdAdmiralThrawnProtegeTumbler86MarcoMaroonBazingaQQeulen-spiegel","score":82,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:32:13.000Z","text":"James Cameron making his directorial decisions based on exit polling and data gathering explains everything you need to know about Avatar","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy53jz","user":"Railboy","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:47:51.000Z","text":"He made his decisions based on what he wanted and the exit polls proved he was onto something.\nYou can accuse him of being a hack or whatever you please. There's plenty wrong with the Avatar movies. But you absolutely can't accuse him of making these movies based on what audiences are asking for. This weird blue alien shit is 100% the product of his own mind.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2aid","user":"tannu28fizzlefistFreshlySkweezdAdmiralThrawnProtegeTumbler86MarcoMaroonBazingaQQ","score":78,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:34:57.000Z","text":"Every $100M+ movie goes through multiple test screenings.\nAfter every screening, audiences are asked what worked and what didn't.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3x0b","user":"fizzlefistFreshlySkweezdAdmiralThrawnProtegeTumbler86MarcoMaroonBazingaQQ","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:42:26.000Z","text":"Wish they’d done that with Mario Galaxy. What a disjointed mess of beautiful animation and audio.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5wly","user":"FreshlySkweezd","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:51:30.000Z","text":"Hey uh, this may be hard to stomach but you are not the target demo for a childrens movie. I'm sure the kids in the test audiences went bonkers for it like the kids seeing it in theaters.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6dlf","user":"AdmiralThrawnProtegeTumbler86","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:53:37.000Z","text":"I haven't seen either of the movies but I heard the second one was a hit with kids. Maybe they did have a test audience and it was basically just 14 and younger? Who knows","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7ylu","user":"Tumbler86","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:00:42.000Z","text":"Yeah, it's a kid's movie. I took my step-son, and the story was a disjointed mess, but it was FUN. What else should a Mario movie be? I enjoyed it for what it was, and all the kids loved it. I'm not going to watch Super Mario if I'm in the mood for nuance and a cohesive plot.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy63im","user":"MarcoMaroon","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:52:22.000Z","text":"That just sounds like what every little ipad kid loves. Bunch of colors and sounds but with Mario characters.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5x8t","user":"BazingaQQ","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:51:35.000Z","text":"They probably did and that's probably why it turned out the way it did.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyao0j","user":"eulen-spiegel","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:12:00.000Z","text":"That is not what the quote says. He made the movie like he wanted and the audience proved him right in the exit polls because they liked the scenes.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxuexg","user":"Un1CornTowelZeraw420Rndysasqatchcursh14Rockguy21AgentCirceLunaFiTZnMiCKthioskpraxidike7426_skinny_Cartmanic33SocraticIgnoramusic33ItsDanimalPrimaryBowler4980PsychGuy17spider0804dagobahh","score":125,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:57:56.000Z","text":"Yep. At the time, the novel 3d aspect made it a lot like one of the 'virtual' roller coaster rides at Disney World, which is why people liked the flying portions. They DIDN'T like all the other parts, because the other parts were all of the plot and the actual movie, which were widely regarded as boring hackneyed Fern Gully dogshit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvprp","user":"Zeraw420Rndysasqatch","score":83,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:04:11.000Z","text":"I didn't even realize the plot was bad until after the movie was over is the thing.\nAt the time, in the moment I was just enjoying the novelty of it all. Sure 3D had been around for a while but this was the first time it was really engaging. It was a genuinely fun movie to watch in 3D.\nAvatar was one of the top 3 theater experiences for me","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwkiq","user":"Rndysasqatch","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:08:16.000Z","text":"I saw the third one in 3D also and holy shit it was even better than the first one in my opinion","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxuyfz","user":"cursh14Rockguy21AgentCirceLunaFiTZnMiCKthioskpraxidike7426_skinny_Cartmanic33SocraticIgnoramusic33ItsDanimalPrimaryBowler4980","score":185,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:00:32.000Z","text":"People only dislike avatar on reddit. It made billions. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvrdt","user":"Rockguy21AgentCirceLunaFiTZnMiCKthioskpraxidike7426_skinny_Cartmanic33SocraticIgnoramusic33ItsDanimal","score":162,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:04:24.000Z","text":"He sat on making a sequel for 13 years and when it came out it was the third highest grossing film of all time but nobody actually liked it, according to internet addled commentary addict shut ins on reddit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwm3d","user":"AgentCirceLunaFiTZnMiCK","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:08:29.000Z","text":"I remember I quit Reddit for a decade before returning - as I needed a place to practice writing - and nearly every opinion I had or others I knew had was contradicted by what I’d read on the site.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5tm9","user":"FiTZnMiCK","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:51:07.000Z","text":"Reddit’s default pattern for criticism is the dichotomy between Amazing and Absolute Dogshit. There is no scale and no room for B movies (or even A- movies).\nIn a lot of threads you will get downvoted simply for saying you enjoyed a movie.\nOther times movies are Reddit darlings; usually because some YouTuber called it underrated.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxp92","user":"thioskpraxidike7426_skinny_Cartmanic33SocraticIgnoramusic33ItsDanimal","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:13:36.000Z","text":"Critics often dislike movies because they've seen so many that they see where its derivative. The moviegoer hasn't seen the 17 other iterations on the same idea, so they love the movie.\nInternet critics, by the same token, comment on and criticize fucking everything.\nThe more i ignore nonstop internet comments the less ridiculous the world seems. The fucking news media has been running stories about what p eople are saying on twitter for more than a decade now","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxztjg","user":"praxidike74","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:23:27.000Z","text":"This is the way to go. In the past, I always felt a bit embarrassed when I really liked a movie that critics hated, like I am to stupid to distinguish between the \"good\" and the \"bad\" movies. Today I couldn't care less about what people think about films I like and it feels great to just enjoy stuff.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy07ld","user":"26_skinny_Cartman","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:25:17.000Z","text":"Movie goers have seen a lot of the same shit. They just are going there to be entertained, not because it's their job to be pretentious about it. People love stupid comedy movies, obscene action movies, movies with no deep meaning. Critics hate that shit. It's the same with music.\nMost people on Reddit feel they are above the general public and the need to feel superior ignores the idea that people just like to turn off their brains and watch pure fun slop from time to time.\nI've never met anyone IRL that passionately hates Nickelback or The Rock yet that's the consensus here.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxz5ll","user":"ic33SocraticIgnoramusic33ItsDanimal","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:20:23.000Z","text":"I think it's interesting, too, that the argument is like--\nother than the 3 things this film did really uniquely, everything else feels pretty familiar and derivative.\nI think it's asking a lot for everything to be new. (And, if it were, it wouldn't be as good: we understand stories in context).\nAvatar isn't one of my favorite movies but it is visually stunning and solid. I'm glad I saw it. I would neither seek it out nor complain about seeing it again.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0bcc","user":"SocraticIgnoramusic33ItsDanimal","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:25:46.000Z","text":"Totally worth seeing once, yes. Not the same experience at all on DVD.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0pcp","user":"ic33","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:27:37.000Z","text":"Not the same experience at all on DVD.\nThat's a really good point, too. Cameron has been very vocal about making movies for theaters.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy701x","user":"ItsDanimal","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:56:25.000Z","text":"Same with a lot if these cameo/nostalgia heavy movies they are being released. Being surprised by all the cameos in Deadpool & Wolverine was an amazing theatre experience. Not gonna hit the same on DVD.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxx40w","user":"PrimaryBowler4980","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:10:50.000Z","text":"It's like a firework show, it's pretty and fun to watch, also fairly forgettable except the big parts","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw3r1","user":"PsychGuy17","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:06:03.000Z","text":"Not enough Robin Williams in Avatar.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw3xq","user":"spider0804","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:06:04.000Z","text":"81 / 82% on rotten tomatoes.\nIts ok to be in the minority opinion, but don't act like your minority opinion speaks for the majority.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5p31","user":"dagobahh","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:50:33.000Z","text":"The main reason I \"didn't* pay to see the second and third ones were the run-times and the plot of the first movie.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxobd","user":"konsollfreak","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:13:29.000Z","text":"\"there was too much flying around on the ikran — what the humans call the banshees\"\n🙄","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtukr","user":"Blackrock121Michael__PemulisRockguy21Fartfart357Flimsy_Big7991SpecterGT260LoweNormanGarethtAble-Swing-6415chuch1234Fartfart357LeoFireGodTheMidnightAssBoonDragoonKlipschfan1DaweismLaneofhighhopesFunkycoldmediciBahGawdAlmightaySuccessful-Age6747BahGawdAlmightayCraneteamTheBadBatch-99","score":2338,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:55:11.000Z","text":"Will you shut the fuck up and let me make you buckets of money.\nJames Cameron","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/3TO0z5d91R","text":"https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/3TO0z5d91R"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxuxoo","user":"Michael__PemulisRockguy21Fartfart357Flimsy_Big7991SpecterGT260LoweNormanGarethtAble-Swing-6415chuch1234Fartfart357LeoFireGodTheMidnightAssBoonDragoonKlipschfan1DaweismLaneofhighhopesFunkycoldmediciBahGawdAlmightaySuccessful-Age6747BahGawdAlmightayCraneteamTheBadBatch-99","score":1042,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:00:26.000Z","text":"The funniest part is that there are like half a dozen stories of Cameron pulling out this exact card.\nOf course the OG is one of the most legendary stories in modern Hollywood. When they asked him to pitch on the Alien sequel & he walked in. Wrote ALIEN on the whiteboard. Then added a $ at the end.","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/3TO0z5d91R","text":"https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/3TO0z5d91R"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxvvhb","user":"Rockguy21Fartfart357Flimsy_Big7991SpecterGT260LoweNormanGarethtAble-Swing-6415chuch1234Fartfart357LeoFireGod","score":490,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:04:56.000Z","text":"The Alien$ story is probably the single funniest show business story in the history of the world","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/3TO0z5d91R","text":"https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/3TO0z5d91R"}]},{"id":"t1_ofy3q8h","user":"Fartfart357Flimsy_Big7991SpecterGT260LoweNormanGarethtAble-Swing-6415chuch1234Fartfart357LeoFireGod","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:41:36.000Z","text":"What's the story?","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/3TO0z5d91R","text":"https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/3TO0z5d91R"}]},{"id":"t1_ofy4c79","user":"Flimsy_Big7991SpecterGT260LoweNormanGarethtAble-Swing-6415","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:44:22.000Z","text":"That's really all there is to it, it's anecdotal.\nCameron went into a meeting with studio executives to try to get Aliens made. As the crux of his pitch, he wrote the word “Alien” on a piece of paper, before drawing vertical lines through the final letter, turning it into a dollar sign.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8jt3","user":"SpecterGT260LoweNormanGaretht","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:03:04.000Z","text":"What county uses an \"n\" with vertical lines as their currency symbol?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybedx","user":"LoweNorman","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:15:16.000Z","text":"Yeah it's missing a step.\nHe wrote Alien (you know the movie!)\nThen added an S (let's make a sequel!)\nThen added the lines $ (it'll make a lot of money!)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofycpv2","user":"Garetht","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:21:10.000Z","text":"The country that uses an \"N\" with vertical (or sometimes horizontal) lines as their currency symbol is Nigeria.\nNot the point I know, but I was curious.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy88nw","user":"Able-Swing-6415","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:01:57.000Z","text":"So he wrote aliens right? Can't think of a way to make an n into a dollar sign with two straight lines","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy43j7","user":"chuch1234Fartfart357LeoFireGod","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:43:16.000Z","text":"https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/3TO0z5d91R","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/3TO0z5d91R","text":"https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/3TO0z5d91R"}]},{"id":"t1_ofy55n5","user":"Fartfart357LeoFireGod","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:48:07.000Z","text":"That's it? I though the reply I replied to was referring to something more.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5iiz","user":"LeoFireGod","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:49:44.000Z","text":"Well it’s very funny bc the studio wasn’t sure if they wanted to green light it. And because Cameron knows they don’t give a fuck about anything story or artistically he could say to justify it.\nHe literally just wrote Alien$ to show “I will make you a ton of money give me my movie” and walked out. That was his ENTIRE pitch for the sequel and they said yes.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvmig","user":"TheMidnightAssBoonDragoon","score":72,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:03:45.000Z","text":"It’s literally the Mad Men pitch meme ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3ugc","user":"BoonDragoon","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:42:07.000Z","text":"Real talk? Prove that the events of Mad Men weren't at least partially based on Cameron","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvbcq","user":"Klipschfan1DaweismLaneofhighhopes","score":138,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:02:15.000Z","text":"When you're right and execs continue to be morons...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwvx5","user":"DaweismLaneofhighhopes","score":60,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:09:46.000Z","text":"\"DID IQ'S SUDDENLY DROP WHILE I WAS GONE?\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxysf1","user":"Laneofhighhopes","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:18:42.000Z","text":"Your avatar matches this perfectly 👌","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwp93","user":"FunkycoldmediciBahGawdAlmightaySuccessful-Age6747BahGawdAlmightay","score":81,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:08:54.000Z","text":"It’s hard to argue with him on that. He’s responsible for three of the top five highest grossing films. I don’t respect appeals to authority, and they’re not all winners, but he’s got a track record.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzyxc","user":"BahGawdAlmightaySuccessful-Age6747BahGawdAlmightay","score":85,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:24:10.000Z","text":"\"Appeal to Authority\" is a logical fallacy when it's used to imply that a higher structural rank or position of authority makes them intellectually superior in general. When you're talking about a specific field and someone with extreme expertise in that field, it's not a logical fallacy. Someone who has decades of experience Doing A Thing should be trusted to Do That Thing over people who Have Never Done That Thing.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0w3l","user":"Successful-Age6747BahGawdAlmightay","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:28:30.000Z","text":"It is a fallacy if authority is the explanation for why thing should be done. Not if authority is the driving force. If they asked Cameron WHY should thing be done that way and he answered \" because I made the titanic\" then that's a fallacy. Even if he's the expert it's a fallacy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2bp9","user":"BahGawdAlmightay","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:35:06.000Z","text":"No, it's not. \"Because I made Titanic\" is \"Every single one of my decisions have paid off even if you don't understand them\". That's not a fallacy, that is a profound lack of experience and skill asking someone with infinitely more to justify their choices. His justification is \"I think it's a good idea\". And he has been correct literally every single time.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvcnb","user":"Craneteam","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:02:25.000Z","text":"If it keeps working...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy68h","user":"TheBadBatch-99","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:15:48.000Z","text":"Equally funny is when Doug Ellin (creator of Entourage) pitched him the idea of being on the show making a then fictional Aquaman movie which would become Vinny's (the main character's) first bomb.\nCameron said he'd do it under one condition, the script needed work because \"James Cameron doesnt make bombs.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxu1wp","user":"stickkyfingersPrinzlerrI_paintballrosstedfordkendallacssarge555Conundrum1911Bobby_NewpooortIrrelevantPuppy","score":378,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:56:10.000Z","text":"No budget too steep, no sea too deep","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwc98","user":"PrinzlerrI_paintballrosstedfordkendall","score":70,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:07:11.000Z","text":"Who's that? It's him!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0uay","user":"I_paintballrosstedfordkendall","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:28:16.000Z","text":"Can you hear the song up there?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2f4q","user":"rosstedfordkendall","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:35:33.000Z","text":"Yes, James, we can hear the song.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwlbk","user":"acssarge555Conundrum1911","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:08:23.000Z","text":"Who’s that? It’s him!James Cameron James, James Cameron explore of the sea","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyema1","user":"Conundrum1911","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:29:44.000Z","text":"Also \"Certified door expert James Cameron.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyclhy","user":"Bobby_Newpooort","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:20:37.000Z","text":"James Cameron doesn't do what James Camerson does for James Camerson. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron IS James Cameron","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy63h8","user":"IrrelevantPuppy","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:52:21.000Z","text":"🎶I’ll be watching you 🎶","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwemg","user":"yes_u_suckkProbablyAPunTheUmbrellaMan1pobodys-nerfect5TheUmbrellaMan1coolpapa2282Fartfart357AmokCanuckTheUmbrellaMan1RobinsonirishIrrelevantPuppyItsUnderSocr8tesjohnny_ringoSardonicusNoxlevirdaft_plant001100","score":549,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:07:29.000Z","text":"When James Cameron made Terminator 2, it was the most expensive movie ever made until that moment.\nWhen he made Titanic it was the most expensive movie ever made until that moment.\nAnd when he made the first Avatar it was the most expensive movie ever made until that moment.\nAll these movies made shit ton of money. The guy certainly overspends, but he has a very strong track record of bringing much more to the studios.","links":[{"url":"https://www.deseret.com/1994/8/29/19127915/true-lies-truly-flies-into-the-budget-stratosphere/","text":"https://www.deseret.com/1994/8/29/19127915/true-lies-truly-flies-into-the-budget-stratosphere/"},{"url":"https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1994-04-11-ca-44682-story.html","text":"https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1994-04-11-ca-44682-story.html"},{"url":"https://web.archive.org/web/20130226111646/http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=truelies.htm","text":"https://web.archive.org/web/20130226111646/http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=truelies.htm"}]},{"id":"t1_ofy00wu","user":"ProbablyAPunTheUmbrellaMan1pobodys-nerfect5TheUmbrellaMan1coolpapa2282Fartfart357AmokCanuck","score":266,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:24:25.000Z","text":"I don't even think you can call it overspending when he consistently churns out the massive profits from it. He is just a big risk big reward type of director, with the track record and pull to actually get the funding.","links":[{"url":"https://www.deseret.com/1994/8/29/19127915/true-lies-truly-flies-into-the-budget-stratosphere/","text":"https://www.deseret.com/1994/8/29/19127915/true-lies-truly-flies-into-the-budget-stratosphere/"},{"url":"https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1994-04-11-ca-44682-story.html","text":"https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1994-04-11-ca-44682-story.html"}]},{"id":"t1_ofy4d8h","user":"TheUmbrellaMan1pobodys-nerfect5TheUmbrellaMan1coolpapa2282","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:44:30.000Z","text":"People don't really seem to realize just how risky his movies are. Look at his entire filmography. Not a single one of them follows the box office trend of their time. By all account, movies like Titanic, Avatar and True Lies had box office bomb written all over them. You gotta respect that. The guy goes all in for his movies.","links":[{"url":"https://www.deseret.com/1994/8/29/19127915/true-lies-truly-flies-into-the-budget-stratosphere/","text":"https://www.deseret.com/1994/8/29/19127915/true-lies-truly-flies-into-the-budget-stratosphere/"},{"url":"https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1994-04-11-ca-44682-story.html","text":"https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1994-04-11-ca-44682-story.html"}]},{"id":"t1_ofy6541","user":"pobodys-nerfect5TheUmbrellaMan1coolpapa2282","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:52:33.000Z","text":"How was True Lies perceived before release? Were people skeptical?","links":[{"url":"https://www.deseret.com/1994/8/29/19127915/true-lies-truly-flies-into-the-budget-stratosphere/","text":"https://www.deseret.com/1994/8/29/19127915/true-lies-truly-flies-into-the-budget-stratosphere/"},{"url":"https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1994-04-11-ca-44682-story.html","text":"https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1994-04-11-ca-44682-story.html"}]},{"id":"t1_ofy9voj","user":"TheUmbrellaMan1coolpapa2282","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:08:28.000Z","text":"People were skeptic. $100 million for an action-comedy was unprecedented at the time. Here's an article from 1994 saying Cameron has bitten more than he can chew:\nhttps://www.deseret.com/1994/8/29/19127915/true-lies-truly-flies-into-the-budget-stratosphere/\nHere's Los Angeles Times being skeptic about the movie:\nhttps://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1994-04-11-ca-44682-story.html\nPeople freaked out at the $100 million budget and then Cameron's next movie Titanic went on to cost $200 million lol.","links":[{"url":"https://www.deseret.com/1994/8/29/19127915/true-lies-truly-flies-into-the-budget-stratosphere/","text":"https://www.deseret.com/1994/8/29/19127915/true-lies-truly-flies-into-the-budget-stratosphere/"},{"url":"https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1994-04-11-ca-44682-story.html","text":"https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1994-04-11-ca-44682-story.html"}]},{"id":"t1_ofybcwr","user":"coolpapa2282","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:15:04.000Z","text":"People freaked out at the $100 million budget and then Cameron's next movie Titanic went on to cost $200 million lol.\nAnd in between, Waterworld happened, so studios were really freaked out about an ocean-based movie going over budget. Titanic was a good movie, though, so it was chill.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy439s","user":"Fartfart357AmokCanuck","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:43:14.000Z","text":"He keeps putting it all on black and he just keeps winning!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy70ur","user":"AmokCanuck","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:56:31.000Z","text":"Let it ride","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3e2m","user":"TheUmbrellaMan1Robinsonirish","score":57,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:40:02.000Z","text":"You forgot True Lies. It was the first movie to cost $100 million and was the most expensive movie ever made at that time. Bro made three most expensive movies of all time in a row and every single one of them were blockbusters that pushed the envelope of filmmaking.","links":[{"url":"https://web.archive.org/web/20130226111646/http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=truelies.htm","text":"https://web.archive.org/web/20130226111646/http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=truelies.htm"}]},{"id":"t1_ofya121","user":"Robinsonirish","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:09:09.000Z","text":"For anyone wondering:\nTrue Lies Budget: $115,000,000\nEarnings worldwide: $378,882,411\nDomestic: $146,282,411 38.6%\nForeign: $232,600,000 61.4%\nSource: https://web.archive.org/web/20130226111646/http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=truelies.htm","links":[{"url":"https://web.archive.org/web/20130226111646/http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=truelies.htm","text":"https://web.archive.org/web/20130226111646/http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=truelies.htm"}]},{"id":"t1_ofy71jf","user":"IrrelevantPuppy","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:56:36.000Z","text":"You know what I think would make a fun story? If James Cameron’s long term goal was to bankrupt Disney or something. Just build trust to super human levels and eventually be like “hey guys, I wanna do a movie about an alien planet where they devote the finances of the whole world towards reversing climate change and ending homelessness. But I’m gonna need a lot of research money, you know how I work. Actually, I need all your money, but you know I’m good for it” \nI swear avatar is just the worlds most expensive and profitable tech demo of all time. He’s just bleeding humanity to develop CGI technology. And I support it ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8saj","user":"ItsUnderSocr8tes","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:03:55.000Z","text":"His marketing ploy is essentially \"we just made the most expensive movie ever, you should see this spectacle\" that's really it, titanic and avatar were middling movies, he just made them a spectacle to see through marketing.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy82eu","user":"johnny_ringo","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:01:12.000Z","text":"The guy certainly overspends\nYou know this reddit forum you are spouting nonsense? Titanic paid for that","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8qcx","user":"SardonicusNox","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:03:43.000Z","text":"Did he ever flop? ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9nkt","user":"levir","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:07:27.000Z","text":"Most \"most expensive\" and \"highest grossing\" lists don't account for inflation. I don't know about yours in particular, but the real story is often more complicated.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyb5v9","user":"daft_plant001100","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:14:11.000Z","text":"Yeah, guy makes movies he wants to see. Which happen to be movies everyone wants to see. And he makes them well.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvwfq","user":"topcideediblearrangementfrezzKindly-Guidance714","score":197,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:05:04.000Z","text":"The thing with a guy like James Cameron, and the same with other people in Hollywood who've elevated to the legendary status - directors like him, or actors like Tom Hanks.\nTHEY are choosing to work with the studio, the studio is not choosing to work with them.\nWithout knowing if there's any kind of exclusivity contracts that exist between James, Cameron and fox, he could easily tell Fox to pound sand and that he's not going to work with them anymore and I'm pretty sure that all the other major production studios will fall over backwards to get him inside their doors","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0fk3","user":"ediblearrangement","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:26:19.000Z","text":"It sounds like this note would’ve been given in post-production. A bit late to change studios at that point.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2jrr","user":"frezzKindly-Guidance714","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:36:09.000Z","text":"Basically what Nolan did with WB","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5tm0","user":"Kindly-Guidance714","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:51:07.000Z","text":"Spielberg was the original WB “we’ll give you a blank check and you can do whatever you want just please don’t ever leave” version of this.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtyoc","user":"azhderm_Pony","score":98,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:55:44.000Z","text":"Production goal: Unobtanium","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3qgy","user":"m_Pony","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:41:37.000Z","text":"\"Call craft services and have them deliver a truckload of shutthefuckupium\" - James Cameron\ndid not say this.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxww2v","user":"Eboryspw154levirKindly-Guidance714Earlier-TodayMatthewHechtEborys","score":59,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:09:47.000Z","text":"I still think about James Cameron’s 90s offers to remake Planet of the Apes with Arnold Schwarzenegger and his proposed Spider-Man movie. Both rejected on the grounds of ‘HOLY BUDGET PROBLEMS, BATMAN!’, but let’s face it… they would’ve been amazing.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3dk2","user":"pw154levirKindly-Guidance714Earlier-Today","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:39:58.000Z","text":"I still think about James Cameron’s 90s offers to remake Planet of the Apes with Arnold Schwarzenegger and his proposed Spider-Man movie. Both rejected on the grounds of ‘HOLY BUDGET PROBLEMS, BATMAN!’, but let’s face it… they would’ve been amazing.\nAlso Jurassic Park. Cameron was planning on directing but Spielberg secured the rights first. Cameron realized he was too late in securing the rights by only a few hours. Spielberg did a great job but Cameron said his version would have been darker and more action packed, much closer to the book than Spielberg's movie. An R-rated Jurassic Park would have been amazing","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofya4n1","user":"levir","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:09:36.000Z","text":"Jurassic Park is an absolute classic movie, though. We can be happy with what we got there.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5ymi","user":"Kindly-Guidance714","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:51:45.000Z","text":"Probably would’ve had the original ending of bombing the entire island.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyctt9","user":"Earlier-Today","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:21:40.000Z","text":"I really liked the book - especially that the computer running the whole island wasn't freaking Windows desktop computers like in the movie, but an actual super computer which they needed for not just taking care of customers, security, the enclosures, and all operations, but also for the DNA sequencing they were doing to recreate the dinosaurs in the labs that were on the island as well.\nFor it's time, the computer described in the book was bleeding edge tech.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxu4i","user":"MatthewHechtEborys","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:14:15.000Z","text":"Based on the script his Spider-man would not have been amazing.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxya8l","user":"Eborys","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:16:20.000Z","text":"Think the end result would have proven itself, however I love Raimi’s version, so it’s not a huge loss. But Cameron’s potential Planet of the Apes instead of the Burton one they went with? That could’ve been an entirely different scenario.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy00i","user":"mr_miggsBlackberry314Si-Nz","score":41,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:15:01.000Z","text":"I just (selfishly) wish that James Cameron would spend more time on non-avatar content. I enjoyed the first one for what it was, but honestly, I always viewed it as more of a proof of concept for cool new 3-D technology and certain advancements in CGI. I never really connected with the elaborate blue people world he’s created.  It just seems like a shame to me. That one of the greatest directors of my lifetime has devoted such a significant portion of his career to making these movies that, while a technical marvel, just are not that compelling or engaging. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3rh4","user":"Blackberry314","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:41:45.000Z","text":"I just dont like all the fighting and military parts, but i could rewatch the rest over and over if it didn't involve so much combat ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyd7l9","user":"Si-Nz","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:23:24.000Z","text":"I love the avatar movies, all of 3 them, more than the average person i feel, and even i would agree that its sad that Cameron seems content on spending the rest of his career doing these.\nWhile 2 and 3 were great i dont think they really made this feel like a trilogy. More like 1 movie and a really long sequel cut in 2 parts. This franchise needs fresh ideas or to just end. Not everything needs to be milked forever.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxus8w","user":"EverettGT","score":51,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:59:42.000Z","text":"The idea is that you can fit more showings in of shorter movies in theaters. So that does make sense. But Cameron had enough of a resume that he could just do what he wanted.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxufi4","user":"skate1243Hunter_S_Thompsonsskate1243Hunter_S_Thompsonsjerog1jstillaranchspideyEDDsoFRESHRockAndNoWaterikickedagirlEmrysTheBlueGodot_12","score":170,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:58:00.000Z","text":"To be fair, with any of the Avatar movies, if they cut the length in half, nobody would have noticed or missed anything and they’d save a ton on budget lol\nmaybe not the first one, i don’t remember, but definitely the second one. I won’t be fooled by the third","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvd3x","user":"Hunter_S_Thompsonsskate1243Hunter_S_Thompsonsjerog1","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:02:29.000Z","text":"I agree. It also would’ve been cool to see more than one country come and fight for “unobtanium”. Basically to have a contentious force instead of using the same bad guy twice.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyknu","user":"skate1243Hunter_S_Thompsons","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:17:41.000Z","text":"That would require writing a plot and not just dumping bags of money into CGI","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy07l2","user":"Hunter_S_Thompsons","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:25:17.000Z","text":"Lmfao 👀","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy8c7","user":"jerog1","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:16:05.000Z","text":"Great idea, then we could have some corporate politics like Dune.\nJake and Spider would have a role in the story as humans who could help play the corporations off each other and out-maneuver them. Maybe make a “deal with the devil” allowing one company in.\nCould be it’s too complicated for a Disney movie but I’m finding the stories of the sequels worse and worse","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyavl","user":"jstillaranchspidey","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:16:25.000Z","text":"The most recent one was a great popcorn flick. Really enjoyed it. Lots of fun.\nThe third hour was excruciating to sit through. I was just sick of being in the theater at that point.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxz79f","user":"ranchspidey","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:20:36.000Z","text":"They really oughta put in an intermission for 3 hour movies, even 10 minutes to stretch and use the bathroom!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwc0p","user":"EDDsoFRESHRockAndNoWaterikickedagirl","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:07:09.000Z","text":"Watched the third movie this weekend. Three hours is too long, especially when the pacing remains the same throughout. It was exhausting. Found it far more enjoyable in the second movie where the first half was world building before a load of battles. Third film really wasn’t my cuppa tea.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxqvz","user":"RockAndNoWaterikickedagirl","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:13:49.000Z","text":"I thought the third was better, the second was almost like the same story as the first.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy016i","user":"ikickedagirl","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:24:27.000Z","text":"I felt the 3rd was way too much like the 2nd.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzxmy","user":"EmrysTheBlue","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:23:59.000Z","text":"Yeah the first Avatar was a perfect length. The 2nd? It dragged. You could have cut like 30-40mins out and it wouldn't have affected anything but would have had me wondering less if the movie is finally almost over or not. 3 hour movies can be done well- i watched extended LOTR for the first time a few years ago and didn't even notice the extra time (Also struggled to pick out more than a couple extra scenes lol). But Avatar definitely could have 100% cut a little off the runtime and not started getting tiring to watch","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9n3o","user":"Godot_12","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:07:23.000Z","text":"100% true. I honestly don't get the Avatar movies. I don't even think the first one was any good. I know that he developed some new technology for 3D movie making it was a big deal or something, but both at the time and on subsequent rewatching, it doesn't really impress me.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9qf4","user":"Revolutionary-Set994","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:07:49.000Z","text":"The extended cut of Avatar 1 is MUCH better than the theatrical cut. Seeing the state Earth is in helps frame the rest of the story better.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy3eh","user":"vroart","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:15:27.000Z","text":"Well technically titanic was a joint production to finance it, so it’s half the building","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzlgy","user":"CasinoKnightZone","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:22:26.000Z","text":"Avatar one was fun, if forgettable. It didn't need a sequel, much less 4.\nReminds me of Shenmue: creator insists it has to be a 7 part story, only gets 2 made. Gets a hail Mary chance with a record breaking crowdsourcing movement to make a 3rd....makes his planned 3rd part where basically nothing happens.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0ohj","user":"Navigator_Party","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:27:31.000Z","text":"James Cameron is an absolute arrogant asshole. But you can be an arrogant asshole when you back it up, and he has done nothing but do that his entire career.\nHow can you argue against him given his history?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofya04a","user":"the_moosen","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:09:02.000Z","text":"Fuck James Cameron and all, but that is a drop your dick on the table quote if I've ever heard one","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybf1k","user":"buildersent","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:15:21.000Z","text":"Cameron is an arrogant ass. His films are as full of hot air as he is. Avatar, shit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1987","user":"n_mcrae_1982GapinthesidewalkSmokeyBearzEconomyDoctor3287Shoddy_Squash_1201","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:30:11.000Z","text":"I don’t know why the Avatar franchise doesn’t seem to resonate in popular culture, despite each of the films grossing a huge amount of money so far.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4rrq","user":"Gapinthesidewalk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:46:20.000Z","text":"Because it’s generic bland nothingness slapped with a nice coat of visually stunning CGI paint.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6ug3","user":"SmokeyBearz","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:55:43.000Z","text":"Because it's best experienced in the cinema, it's literally just a visual experience that can't be replicated at home by most, once everyone's been to the cinema they soon stop talking about it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofya0et","user":"EconomyDoctor3287","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:09:04.000Z","text":"There's just not much to connect with. The characters are replaceable, the story telling boring. \nThe landscape is amazing, but they just don't have the kind of main character that people can relate with. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofya1pd","user":"Shoddy_Squash_1201","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:09:14.000Z","text":"Avatar was pretty groundbreaking when it came to CGI, but thats really it.\nThat is why it was popular.\nThe story was mediocre, and as anything CGI it did not age well.\nThats why no one really cares about it anymore.\nCompare it to stuff that has a cult following like LotR. Great actors, great costumes, great story. And then the Hobbit or Rings of Power.\nJust an empty hull that no one really cares about after watching it once.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyzw8","user":"AriaTheTransgressor","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:19:39.000Z","text":"To his credit, when he made Titanic, I also remember it being the longest film in existence.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxz9is","user":"Achack","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:20:53.000Z","text":"Must be annoying to make banger after banger and still have some jackass in a suit pointing out that it costs less money to make a shorter movie. The moment James Cameron stops making money for them they'll move on to someone who can, imagine talking to him like he's not fully aware of that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxt1ng","user":"Shakmaaaaaaa3rg0s4mequityorassetxvf9azhderPunchNessieelkkingbiglefty543littlebrwnrobotLuniticusNurmGurplersCeegeNSNickFallenAngelIIASaGHostrythmicbread","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:51:16.000Z","text":"Today James Cameron is getting the same notes. His films that made a ton of money also cost a ton of money, but unlike Star Wars and Marvel, Avatar has no cultural impact to offset any costs. No one is buying the little amounts of Avatar merch, toys, games, comics etc.","links":[{"url":"https://www.barkerbrettell.co.uk/reaching-for-the-stars-how-merchandising-became-the-film-industrys-golden-ticket/","text":"generates $3bn a year"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxuax2","user":"3rg0s4m","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:57:24.000Z","text":"The papyrus skit on SNL had huge cultural impact though. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxexc","user":"equityorasset","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:12:16.000Z","text":"you all just parrot the same old bs, ohh its not culturally relevant, come up with something original, half of reddit is npc's just repeating the same talking points","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtvgt","user":"xvf9azhderPunchNessieelkkingbiglefty543littlebrwnrobotLuniticus","score":91,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:55:18.000Z","text":"Ah yes. Merchandising. The true mark of a quality film. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxu4zf","user":"azhderPunchNessie","score":53,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:56:35.000Z","text":"The true mark of ROI (return of investment). That's how Disney can afford to produce slop.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy0j6","user":"PunchNessie","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:15:05.000Z","text":"Using Disney here is funny, considering they have an entire Avatar themed land in Disney World.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxuih9","user":"elkkingbiglefty543","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:58:24.000Z","text":"MERCHANDISING!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvl0q","user":"biglefty543","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:03:33.000Z","text":"Space Balls the flamethrower!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxuo6i","user":"littlebrwnrobotLuniticus","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:59:10.000Z","text":"Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw3t9","user":"Luniticus","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:06:03.000Z","text":"Still waiting for Avatar the flamethrower.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxutj9","user":"NurmGurplersCeegeNSNick","score":50,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:59:53.000Z","text":"What are you talking about? Avatar Way of Water /2022) brought in 2 billion more at the box office than it cost to make, and Avatar Fire and Ash (2025) brought in 1 billion more at the box office then it cost to make.\nEven if no one spends a single penny on merchandise, each of these films generated an absolutely ridiculous amount of money for the studio above and beyond what they cost to make.","links":[{"url":"https://www.barkerbrettell.co.uk/reaching-for-the-stars-how-merchandising-became-the-film-industrys-golden-ticket/","text":"generates $3bn a year"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxxelc","user":"sCeegeNSNick","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:12:13.000Z","text":"Not the person you’re replying to, but Star Wars toys alone generates $3bn a year. So it’s like both of those movies put together, every single year, just in toys.","links":[{"url":"https://www.barkerbrettell.co.uk/reaching-for-the-stars-how-merchandising-became-the-film-industrys-golden-ticket/","text":"generates $3bn a year"}]},{"id":"t1_ofy1o21","user":"NSNick","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:32:05.000Z","text":"Fox didn't get any of that Star Wars merchandising revenue. Lucas did (until he sold everything to Disney).","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy8qe","user":"FallenAngelII","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:16:08.000Z","text":"Yeah, it's not like Disney has had a wildly successful 12 acre Avatar section at Disney World for close to a decade now.\nOr that the Avate videogames sell millions of copies. Or a series of comic books that have been steadily released since 2017. I guess they're just releasing all of those things as tax scams.\nOh, wait!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxum4c","user":"ASaGHost","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:58:54.000Z","text":"But conversely, there isn't a whole extended franchise of additional media which money gets shoveled into, of varying quality, for dubious financial returns.\nThey have done theme park exhibitions and global marketing, which surely cost a good bit of money. But they dont need you to watch all 15 spinoff miniseries direct to streaming, which costs hundreds of millions+ to make.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwkd2","user":"rythmicbread","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:08:15.000Z","text":"Disagree about cultural impact, but agree that its limited merchandising. Seen some avatar experience stuff and it’s pretty well known globally","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1v4j","user":"FTXACCOUNTANT","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:32:58.000Z","text":"His name is James, James Cameron, The bravest pioneer. No budget too steep, no sea too deep, Who's That? It's him, James Cameron","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyewv","user":"ThePhonyOrchestra","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:16:56.000Z","text":"OK, but that doesnt change the fact that these movies are still too long.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy14v","user":"WeGoGet92","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:15:09.000Z","text":"Didn’t the Avatar first one end up being a hit?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4rhi","user":"ParadoxTLBlack_Otter","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:46:18.000Z","text":"I remember having to switch to a 2nd VHS tape half-way through Titanic lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7zw1","user":"Black_Otter","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:00:52.000Z","text":"2nd tape was the one to watch","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9sqn","user":"mechabeast","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:08:06.000Z","text":"Both things can be true","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyawhy","user":"Ill-Resolution-4671","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:13:02.000Z","text":"Too bad he didnt listen. The avatar movies after the first one are even worse that they could be because of the length. A long bad movie is worse than a short or medium length bad movie","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyaxxl","user":"triddlyso","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:13:13.000Z","text":"Titanic paid for the building I put you in and Avatar can take you out of it, it’s only fair. Avatar is garbage","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyd9sh","user":"DarXIV","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:23:40.000Z","text":"I am not a fan of the Avatar movies, but even I know that this guy knows what he is doing.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofydnwf","user":"Chakote","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:25:25.000Z","text":"All this james cameron worship would be a lot easier to swallow if he would just make the decision to be less of a complete and total asshole all the time to everyone in his life.\nOf course it's him telling us this story that makes him look cool as fuck, not someone else. Anyone surprised by that?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyeqfl","user":"Coolbluegatoradeyumm","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:30:16.000Z","text":"Basically, he comes in the room, sticks his dick on the table. Points out that it’s the biggest one in the room. And leaves with his movie.","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1skasj2","type":"link","sub":"interestingasfuck","username":"RoyalChris","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"v.redd.it","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1skasj2/gibbon_catches_a_ride_from_a_bypasser/","score":17,"comments_count":278,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:26:20.000Z","url":"https://v.redd.it/xouowh0vlyug1","thumbnail":"https://external-preview.redd.it/YTF5M3ZmdnVseXVnMazUD2iEh7tzugBeagEH_zy1mvt6QFMIHBrDEEvCBfpV.png?width=140&height=140&crop=1:1,smart&format=jpg&auto=webp&s=dfcbe8ec20ad4d10584da2a7e5b6f0de49819375","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"Gibbon catches a ride from a bypasser","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofxprio","user":"TechtaireRoyalChrisMrCusodesMrWiemannRathaelEngineeringSkabbtantencyb3rspectreSkullsNelbowEyepizzlepullerofkbergGreat_Scott7LuckyTheBeartheitgrunt","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:34:37.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/qv4kggdcnyug1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d4a036ba141f797476105acc793d138733b1bf","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/nZmcGlpul2azu","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/xbeyyxxcpyug1.png?width=1620&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c2901e98191cd0d5119f7f364bad65b58f96fa2","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/11mwI67GLeMvgA","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/g66r13v30zug1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff11ff8bdea4be2a8b9774f9e5fff32bd148385d","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/6nxjfyoewyug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8749d2c9f6e5fa8bfce949ba380c305240f709e","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxr6e7","user":"RoyalChrisMrCusodesMrWiemannRathaelEngineeringSkabbtantencyb3rspectreSkullsNelbowEyepizzlepullerofkbergGreat_Scott7","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:41:53.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/nZmcGlpul2azu","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/xbeyyxxcpyug1.png?width=1620&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c2901e98191cd0d5119f7f364bad65b58f96fa2","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/11mwI67GLeMvgA","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/g66r13v30zug1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff11ff8bdea4be2a8b9774f9e5fff32bd148385d","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy0b8d","user":"MrCusodes","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:25:45.000Z","text":"Woopwoopwoop!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0whx","user":"MrWiemann","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:28:33.000Z","text":"Bros a menace hahaha","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxryq5","user":"RathaelEngineeringSkabbtantencyb3rspectreSkullsNelbowEye","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:45:56.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/xbeyyxxcpyug1.png?width=1620&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c2901e98191cd0d5119f7f364bad65b58f96fa2","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxzj3w","user":"Skabbtantencyb3rspectreSkullsNelbowEye","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:22:08.000Z","text":"Damnit. I hate the song, I don't like the band and/but as soon as I saw the picture it screamed at me. Well done.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy54mw","user":"cyb3rspectre","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:47:59.000Z","text":"Yuh Muh Nuh...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7qtk","user":"SkullsNelbowEye","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:59:44.000Z","text":"And they stole the riff to their most famous song. Check out Stompbox for the original song No Woods.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8z4g","user":"pizzlepullerofkberg","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:04:36.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/11mwI67GLeMvgA","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy4qfi","user":"Great_Scott7","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:46:10.000Z","text":"this whole thread is killing me\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/g66r13v30zug1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff11ff8bdea4be2a8b9774f9e5fff32bd148385d","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy08ms","user":"LuckyTheBear","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:25:25.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/6nxjfyoewyug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8749d2c9f6e5fa8bfce949ba380c305240f709e","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy53dk","user":"theitgrunt","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:47:49.000Z","text":"That's not a Mono... That's a LOBO!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpg11","user":"F1T_13Equivalent_Offer_269notahoppybeerfanKharashFreePinkTurdsInSpaceRedManMatt11old_irish87fayedameold_irish87dictatorenergyCrimkamMOREPASTRAMIPLEASEExpressoLiberryTLCSectionpollokehLukeyLeukocytebighandgingemanSalt-OperationwhooptheretisLow_Fisherman6644Equivalent_Offer_269Odd-Artist-2595rowdycowdyboyRoyalChrissheared_ma_beardvarlassanFluffMonsterstoiletsurprisepichael289HanzoNumbahOneFanGunGeekATXBrizar-is-Evolvinglividlisa","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:32:58.000Z","text":"I cannot get over the racket these things make, Gibbons, goats, seals and donkeys. I am obsessed with it.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/F8nD8ql8CcbeM","text":""},{"url":"https://www.eprc.asia/gibbons/","text":"Source"},{"url":"https://youtu.be/Xt6qoaG_yGU?si=CC7c40Twyo0cfZg4&t=7","text":"These fuckin guys"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxsbz3","user":"Equivalent_Offer_269notahoppybeerfanKharashFreePinkTurdsInSpaceRedManMatt11old_irish87fayedameold_irish87dictatorenergyCrimkamMOREPASTRAMIPLEASEExpressoLiberryTLCSectionpollokehLukeyLeukocytebighandgingemanSalt-OperationwhooptheretisLow_Fisherman6644Equivalent_Offer_269","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:47:45.000Z","text":"Look up a howler monkey. I seen one in tikal national Park. Never heard anything like that in real life. Would be absolutely terrifying to hear it in the jungle for the first time.\nEdit: I'm not changing the grammar mistake. I hope you grammar nerds suffer unspeakable distress from having to read such blasphemy","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/F8nD8ql8CcbeM","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxt3vw","user":"notahoppybeerfanKharashFree","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:51:34.000Z","text":"If you go up to northern Minnesota it’s pretty dark at night. No light pollution.\nIf the northern lights start going and the loons start up you’ll quickly understand why people believed in spirits.\n“What in the hell is happening to Mickey Mouse?” Is also a valid response.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyabf9","user":"KharashFree","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:10:25.000Z","text":"Yeap most of the things people consdier spirits or other supernatural beings are just extremly disturbing animal sounds coming from a dark abyss. Screams/roars of mountain lions are a good example.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsxq3","user":"PinkTurdsInSpaceRedManMatt11old_irish87fayedameold_irish87dictatorenergy","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:50:44.000Z","text":"Seent*","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/F8nD8ql8CcbeM","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxtgco","user":"RedManMatt11old_irish87fayedameold_irish87dictatorenergy","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:53:15.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/F8nD8ql8CcbeM","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxxuv7","user":"old_irish87fayedameold_irish87dictatorenergy","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:14:21.000Z","text":"The amount of times I’ve used this in real life has to be approaching the thousands and most people have no clue what I’m referencing","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy611m","user":"fayedameold_irish87","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:52:03.000Z","text":"My husband says it allllll the tiiime. You're not alone","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6f9z","user":"old_irish87","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:53:50.000Z","text":"I like your husband. I would make him feel seen’t.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2wt5","user":"dictatorenergy","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:37:50.000Z","text":"That’s because the same people don’t even know it’s “I saw” and never “I seen”\nThey literally don’t even know you’re making a joke, they just think you’re incorrectly correcting them.\nThat being said… same","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtcz3","user":"CrimkamMOREPASTRAMIPLEASEExpressoLiberry","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:52:48.000Z","text":"this happened to me. Went for a piss and howler monkeys started going off somewhere deep in the jungle. I thought some jurassic park shit was about to happen to me and came running out of the jungle as all my friends laughed. For a moment I thought there was a live T-Rex on my ass","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxx6dt","user":"MOREPASTRAMIPLEASEExpressoLiberry","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:11:08.000Z","text":"Where were you?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxytnu","user":"ExpressoLiberry","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:18:51.000Z","text":"Some dinosaur park on a remote island.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1yhs","user":"TLCSection","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:33:24.000Z","text":"I spent three years working at a zoo with both gibbons and howlers. Never got tired of hearing them every single day.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxuqkn","user":"pollokeh","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:59:29.000Z","text":"I have heard them in Jungles, and it's as terrifying as you'd imagine.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxx401","user":"LukeyLeukocyte","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:10:50.000Z","text":"Howler monkeys hold the Guiness World Record for loudest sound from any animal on land. Must be somethkng else to hear that in real life. Probably terrified many humans throughout history who didn't know what it was.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1qgw","user":"bighandgingeman","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:32:23.000Z","text":"I was walking through Tamarindo, Costa Rica a few years ago. Walked past an alleyway at night and these things started howling at me. Scared the shit out of me","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwp85","user":"Salt-OperationwhooptheretisLow_Fisherman6644Equivalent_Offer_269","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:08:54.000Z","text":"You saw one. “Seen” is what someone else does to YOU.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0fn8","user":"whooptheretisLow_Fisherman6644","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:26:19.000Z","text":"'I have seen you'","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6gs9","user":"Low_Fisherman6644","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:54:01.000Z","text":"I feel scene","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1iv1","user":"Equivalent_Offer_269","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:31:24.000Z","text":"I'll seen what I want, thank you very much","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtevy","user":"Odd-Artist-2595rowdycowdyboy","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:53:04.000Z","text":"I volunteered at the zoo. In the mornings, the primate house was a mandatory hearing protection area because of the gibbons. When they’re inside, their calls echo off of the walls and the decibel levels get seriously high.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyeg5a","user":"rowdycowdyboy","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:28:58.000Z","text":"Aw, I feel bad for the rest of the primates (gibbons included) caged in there :(","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtajy","user":"RoyalChrissheared_ma_beard","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:52:29.000Z","text":"”Acrobats of the forest, a gibbons long arms and compact body are perfectly adapted for life in the trees, so they need never come to the ground and generally live an entirely arboreal existence. So well adapted to life in the canopy, they are capable of performing leaps between trees of up to 12 meter and brachiating at speeds of up to 56 Kilometer per hour.“ Source\nDude simply just wanted a ride. What a lad.","links":[{"url":"https://www.eprc.asia/gibbons/","text":"Source"}]},{"id":"t1_ofyb8q4","user":"sheared_ma_beard","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:14:33.000Z","text":"brachiating\nWord of the day.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0ym2","user":"varlassan","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:28:50.000Z","text":"I have a friend who used to live near the zoo in our city. She said the 'morning cacophony' of the gibbons, birds and everything else that likes to greet the morning with a song/howl/roar etc was better than an alarm clock.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsgdg","user":"FluffMonsters","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:48:20.000Z","text":"I love it!! We have a small zoo in our small city and you can hear them if you’re out for a walk nearby. ♥️","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvhuz","user":"toiletsurprise","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:03:07.000Z","text":"Check out what a guinea fowl sounds like if you haven't before, you get a crew of them together and the racket is hilarious.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxh9c","user":"pichael289","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:12:34.000Z","text":"You must not live near many chickens, roosters do crow but they don't just do it in the morning, no they do it all fucking day","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7muk","user":"HanzoNumbahOneFan","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:59:15.000Z","text":"One of my favorites is the Siamong apes.\nThese fuckin guys\nI fuckin love them so much, the build up and then the torrent of squeaks.","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/Xt6qoaG_yGU?si=CC7c40Twyo0cfZg4&t=7","text":"These fuckin guys"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxzut4","user":"GunGeekATX","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:23:37.000Z","text":"When I was a kid, I lived 1.5 miles from the San Francisco zoo, and you could easily hear the gibbons from that distance. Don't think they have any at the zoo these days though.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy62yw","user":"Brizar-is-Evolving","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:52:17.000Z","text":"Can’t say I’m obsessed about the racket that female foxes make when they’re in heat.\nThey sound like a woman being murdered.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8kuv","user":"lividlisa","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:03:10.000Z","text":"I worked in rural Costa Rica for a year and had the pleasure of waking up to the sweet screams of bloody murder at 4:30 am every day 🥰","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxowyi","user":"RoyalChrisKing_WatabaNucleosynthesizedOrbFunkythingsyoudoJagerBaBombdanirijekaTechnical_Role743","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:30:14.000Z","text":"He's gonna tell all his friends that he managed to ride the bus that day","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3ih4","user":"King_Wataba","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:40:36.000Z","text":"Bro is just high as fuck. Gonna go back and tell his friends he was swinging through the trees and a tree started walking.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4owh","user":"NucleosynthesizedOrbFunkythingsyoudoJagerBaBomb","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:45:59.000Z","text":"riiide the snake","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy94kb","user":"Funkythingsyoudo","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:05:12.000Z","text":"To the lake?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5gqa","user":"JagerBaBomb","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:49:31.000Z","text":"Now there's a deep cut.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7s9j","user":"danirijeka","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:59:55.000Z","text":"Reminds me of the macaques in Gibraltar, you often see the buggers catch a ride on the vans making their way up and down the rock lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2kog","user":"Technical_Role743","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:36:16.000Z","text":"Easier than 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They're chaotic though and if you stress them they might warn you with a nice, warm dookie yeeted to your face.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxngp","user":"Hankman66vm_linuz","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:13:22.000Z","text":"They aren't monkeys and are not as dangerous as them but I wouldn't chance it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy95ub","user":"vm_linuz","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:05:21.000Z","text":"They are monkeys!\nAll apes are monkeys because they evolved from monkeys.\nYou can't evolve out of a clade -- which means, technically, you are a fish.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqo7b","user":"Revolutionary-Key650","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:39:18.000Z","text":"Do, do, do, the Funky Gibbon.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrch2","user":"LiquoricePigTrotters","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:42:45.000Z","text":"Properly proud of himself Mr Gibbon is!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxs4bq","user":"pro_vagabond","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:46:42.000Z","text":"Could easily be my youngest sibling wearing a monkey costume","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxs7fp","user":"JustSomeWritingFan","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:47:07.000Z","text":"Lil buddy so excited to just be there","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxuh4s","user":"shocksmybrain","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:58:14.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/ss36fq764KB1ZZkHQh","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy30mq","user":"BobTheFettt","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:38:19.000Z","text":"Can I get a woot woot","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpcih","user":"HopelessMagicRoyalChrisyuvi3000miregalpanic","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:32:27.000Z","text":"\"bypasser\" 🤦 They all work there.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpg2d","user":"RoyalChris","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:32:58.000Z","text":"Yeah, as his bus driver","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxt0se","user":"yuvi3000miregalpanic","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:51:09.000Z","text":"I think OP meant passerby","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4mz1","user":"miregalpanic","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:45:44.000Z","text":"No, the guy in the video is a heart surgeon","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxr2c7","user":"MrK521","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:41:19.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/rqlfq8uZjQFwcR3IpR","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxrfng","user":"UnemployedVrgin","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:43:12.000Z","text":"My kids love doing this as well. I really need to start going to the gym again to keep up with their growth. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsj25","user":"AlienSporez","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:48:43.000Z","text":"Jerry?!?!","links":[{"url":"https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFLXohRxfTo/?igsh=MTdwNGRwODIzbWZueQ==","text":"Jerry?!?!"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxssm0","user":"Solid-Hedgehog9623","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:50:02.000Z","text":"Now this is pod racing!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtdcp","user":"smellsliketigerbalm","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:52:51.000Z","text":"Once gibbon a ride, they’ll always expect a ride to be gibbon.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxu7xh","user":"Holeshot75","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:57:00.000Z","text":"Absolutely love gibbons!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxv6mi","user":"ro536ud","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:01:37.000Z","text":"Looks like my girl when I say we’re goin to home goods","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvmir","user":"lynivvinyl","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:03:45.000Z","text":"Did he just become an ambulance?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxz357","user":"Beholder_V","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:20:04.000Z","text":"I don’t speak gibbon, but that sure sounded like “Fuck yeah, here we go!” to me.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2izv","user":"Angry_Bobbo","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:36:03.000Z","text":"“I’m riding a human! Yeah! Do the Dew!”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2uzj","user":"l0ngsh0t_ag","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:37:36.000Z","text":"He's so kind for gibbon him a ride.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4t76","user":"Ok-Beach-9885","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:46:32.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/7nb4Bqw8oxO2BqbgRV","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxrr8q","user":"Buckfutter_IncKnowing-Badger","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:44:51.000Z","text":"I can’t tell if the gibbon is having the time of his life or if he is enraged and about to eat that guys face.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvdto","user":"Knowing-Badger","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:02:35.000Z","text":"Hes having the time of his life.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxq96h","user":"Ki_Yall","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:37:09.000Z","text":"Kinda like people I work with","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsowd","user":"haringtiti","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:49:31.000Z","text":"when you pick up your drunk friend and he likes to yell out the window on the way home","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsz90","user":"yourMommaKnow","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:50:56.000Z","text":"What the hell is a bypasser?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtyy3","user":"kaisershinn","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:55:46.000Z","text":"Turn left here.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxu3lj","user":"TopObligation8430","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:56:23.000Z","text":"I watched a gibbon (at a zoo) grab a duck out of the air and rip in half. It was so pleased with himself he danced around with the carcass. Throwing feathers all around his island","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxulz5","user":"Sweet-Palpitation473","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:58:52.000Z","text":"Thats one stoked monkey","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvb1j","user":"Rastasputin","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:02:12.000Z","text":"\"This is my human, there are many other like it, but this one is mine...\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvrsc","user":"Amoeba-Shteve","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:04:27.000Z","text":"🤣","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwvj1","user":"WestEst101","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:09:43.000Z","text":"That’s like half the kids with their parents on the flight I just took","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxb3h","user":"ShadandTiff","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:11:45.000Z","text":"I have wanted a pet monkey or ape my entire life. 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Catch a lift with the plains walkers, and scramble up a tree when they need stuff from up there.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtxjg","user":"Ambitious_Limit7641","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:55:35.000Z","text":"dudes ears are probably ringing lmao","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvwlq","user":"Trip_on_the_street","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:05:05.000Z","text":"Sounds a bit like certain fans singing at a concert.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw5f2","user":"l0rdtreeman","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:06:16.000Z","text":"Where the guy that dose animal voice overs when you need him!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxapx","user":"Lonely-Lengthiness57","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:11:42.000Z","text":"Woooo.. woo..woo.. woooooo... Wo...wo...wo...wooo...woooo","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxla4","user":"BigBoyYuyuh","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:13:05.000Z","text":"I’d make the same noise as a kid hanging off my parent too.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyly2","user":"Jimmyg100","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:17:51.000Z","text":"I speak a little gibbon, what he’s saying at the end roughly translates to “It’s like I’m flying Jack!”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxytfp","user":"mr_lab_rat","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:18:49.000Z","text":"I rarely turn the sound on for videos. Worth it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyunt","user":"Serious-Question281","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:18:59.000Z","text":"I think he’s just there for the zip line.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxz5zs","user":"Kind-Coat2590","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:20:26.000Z","text":"Sounds exactly like my toddler when he does this","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzslq","user":"Just_Kickin_It","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:23:20.000Z","text":"He has a much different voice when he's eating grapes.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxztuj","user":"MulfordnSons","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:23:30.000Z","text":"Bros having the time of his life","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzx9c","user":"enescaV","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:23:56.000Z","text":"Me when I find my gf","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzydc","user":"Snoo-58714","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:24:05.000Z","text":"Gosh theyre just such funny Lil guys those Gibbons","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy07gn","user":"5280mw","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:25:16.000Z","text":"He won the bet.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0ve4","user":"ultimatedelman","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:28:25.000Z","text":"Best hype man around","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy108w","user":"MaxMaxMaxOMaxMaxMax","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:29:02.000Z","text":"Need the guy that does voice overs of these eating grapes to do this video too","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy10ds","user":"OopScuseMeOop","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:29:03.000Z","text":"🚡","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy112v","user":"FuelModel3","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:29:09.000Z","text":"If I could be any kind of monkey I would definitely be a gibbon.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy13hh","user":"sgame23","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:29:27.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/alDU9KbOEAEA3MovAF","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy18px","user":"Disastrous_Row_8744","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:30:07.000Z","text":"What does nothing cool like this happen to me? Ugh.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy22md","user":"blendswithtrees","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:33:56.000Z","text":"Carry me to the nearest fruit tree, peasant!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2fcc","user":"aizvo","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:35:35.000Z","text":"awesome glad to see them doing well, the only monogamous apes.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2sfc","user":"Thepuppeteer777777","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:37:16.000Z","text":"He seems nice. Give him an orange","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2tpc","user":"karateninjazombie","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:37:27.000Z","text":"Your legs are designed for this ground business and mine aren't. Now walk you hairless cousin with anxiety!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy44io","user":"charliefoxtrot9","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:43:24.000Z","text":"Living his best life","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy483r","user":"Beneficial_Debate112","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:43:51.000Z","text":"'You first bro, go catch one. We right behind you! Make sure you holler loud when you get him or he'll get away!' 😁","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4cqr","user":"tallbutshy","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:44:27.000Z","text":"That gibbon looks like he has a YouTube channel, making that same expression for every thumbnail","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5a9t","user":"VerTexV1sion","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:48:42.000Z","text":"Props to the guy to remain calm gibbon the situation.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy681u","user":"Dramatic_Charity_979","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:52:55.000Z","text":"What a cute bugger :P","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6nim","user":"russki516","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:54:51.000Z","text":"It's so excited! I love this","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6sta","user":"ghostofviper222","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:55:31.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/L8hdZuf5cJ7mo","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy9hpo","user":"Seventhson77","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:06:43.000Z","text":"Gibbon him a lift!\n…\nI’ll see myself out.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9k1r","user":"LanceFree","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:07:01.000Z","text":"It’s like that whistling alien from the movie with the kid in the wheelchair.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9wdd","user":"Honest_Internal_9907","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:08:34.000Z","text":"Hanuman following?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyb21z","user":"Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:13:43.000Z","text":"me when i got my first girlfriend","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyb9pz","user":"IMHYCO","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:14:41.000Z","text":"Never had a bucket list but I guess I do now.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybetk","user":"brokenmcnugget","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:15:19.000Z","text":"\"THIS TREE IS SO FAST\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofycr32","user":"Comfortable-Pace3132","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:21:19.000Z","text":"\"I've never been this hiiiiigh! Those trees are fucking hard to cliiiimb!\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyd295","user":"TheMorninGlory","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:22:44.000Z","text":"Happy Monkey Noises :3","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofydonl","user":"LeMeFi","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:25:31.000Z","text":"Vem, Fred","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyeljb","user":"AnybodyDizzy118","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:29:39.000Z","text":"Wow, very very nice 😁👍","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfrsm","user":"HI-McDunnough","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:34:55.000Z","text":"Don't let anyone tell you you're a \"lesser\" ape, Mr. Gibbon.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfxif","user":"tavigsy","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:35:37.000Z","text":"New bucket list item added!  ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyg355","user":"high6ix","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:36:19.000Z","text":"My childhood while walking through any parking lot asking my parents to swing me.","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1sjz7bx","type":"link","sub":"AskReddit","username":"Minute_Revolution951","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"self.AskReddit","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1sjz7bx/christians_how_do_you_feel_about_the_us_president/","score":16,"comments_count":3585,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:21:06.000Z","url":"https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1sjz7bx/christians_how_do_you_feel_about_the_us_president/","thumbnail":"","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"Christians, how do you feel about the U.S. president posting an AI photo of him as Christ?","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofvh81s","user":"Dragon_wrytersolojones1138sauerkraut916miyagiVsatoT0Rtur3Butthole--pleasuresEricKeiLewa358newblevelzawkredditgreen_dragon527Bobinctpotatodog247No_Accountant3232dragon-fenceTGrissleTwistedFoxJcolebrandIll_Bass2014jwm3jabberbonjwaKoshindanSubmarinequusTheLastBalladSubmarinequusjrf_1973GoldSourPatchKidJeremizzlehollaraiseSymphonySketchfootsnaxJQuiltyMegalomanizacUmpensolojones1138KingMario05OmegasedatedBasil-AE-Continuedimean_is_superfluoussojourninseeyore134avdposPopcorn10notataco007solojones1138Shorlongsolojones1138hawkinsst7PreengBasroilIIDragon_wryterMarathon2021Dragon_wryterTyler89558","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:26:48.000Z","text":"He's really leaning into the antichrist thing, isn't he?","links":[{"url":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/","text":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/"},{"url":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/","text":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvkebs","user":"solojones1138sauerkraut916miyagiVsatoT0Rtur3Butthole--pleasuresEricKeiLewa358newblevelzawkredditgreen_dragon527Bobinctpotatodog247No_Accountant3232dragon-fenceTGrissleTwistedFoxJcolebrandIll_Bass2014jwm3jabberbonjwaKoshindanSubmarinequusTheLastBalladSubmarinequusjrf_1973GoldSourPatchKidJeremizzlehollaraiseSymphonySketchfootsnaxJQuiltyMegalomanizacUmpensolojones1138KingMario05OmegasedatedBasil-AE-Continuedimean_is_superfluoussojourninseeyore134avdposPopcorn10notataco007solojones1138Shorlongsolojones1138","score":7182,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:48:43.000Z","text":"As a Christian I absolutely believe he's an antichrist (in the NT that's plural, there are more than one of them).\nHe's straight up evil.","links":[{"url":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/","text":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvv8b7","user":"sauerkraut916miyagiVsatoT0Rtur3Butthole--pleasuresEricKeiLewa358newblevelzawkredditgreen_dragon527Bobinctpotatodog247No_Accountant3232dragon-fenceTGrissle","score":3910,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:09:07.000Z","text":"Per the KJ Bible, the antichrist is one who uses religion and faith to manipulate Christ’s followers into believing he is God’s vessel. So much so that true Christians will rebuke their family and friends, they will deny (reinterpret) the true meaning of the word of God in order to support the antichrist.\nI was raised in a fundamentalist Christian cult. I’m talking home-schooled, bonnet wearing, no TV religious whackos.\nMy family were not cruel, mean people… just outrageously religious and naive. They were very kind, compassionate humans. Yet today they are MAGA Trumpers. I am flabbergasted!!\nHow could the most strictly conservative religious people (no sex, no makeup, no modern music) praise Trump? I mean, if one of their family got divorced it was like committing a great sin. Yet they admire and support a man who cheated on every wife, divorced 2x, and spews hate. I just don’t get it. There is no way to make their loyalty make sense.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxpka","user":"miyagiVsatoT0Rtur3Butthole--pleasuresEricKeiLewa358newblevelzawkreddit","score":1269,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:28:52.000Z","text":"I know many decent, kind Christians who continue to support him and the mental gymnastics is astounding. Truth is that they’re gullible people. They just are. That’s how so many of them get fleeced by televangelists and the mega church pastors. They don’t look at actions, they believe words. If you say the right ones they’re putty in your hands.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwjzxq","user":"T0Rtur3Butthole--pleasuresEricKeiLewa358","score":319,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:44:52.000Z","text":"I get it, being gullible can play into it, but there's more to it with these people. My mother is one of the most gullible people I know. I joke with her all the time and tell her crazy shit and she just believes me until I start busting up laughing.\nShe's also a church going Christian. She despises Trump even though most people in her church are hard-core MAGA. So it's not just being a gullible Christian, there's something else deep down, some amount of hate, or racism, or whatever that they resonate with.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxe24g","user":"Butthole--pleasuresEricKeiLewa358","score":171,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:31:22.000Z","text":"The gullible excuse I could have accepted on the first term. Those still worshipping him now are either completely stupid or just plain evil.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxm8pj","user":"EricKeiLewa358","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:16:22.000Z","text":"I'm still trying to wrap my head around how things like the \"very nice people\" (re: nazis) or his psychopathic statement about not getting in trouble for shooting someone in the middle of NYC weren't the end of it right there.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtruj","user":"Lewa358","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:54:49.000Z","text":"They literally don't see it. Like, it'll happen in front of them but their brain only retains what their media determines is important enough to repeat.\nAnd the only things Fox News and co. Repeat are negative things about the opposition. This inflates the seriousness of, say, Biden dropping out too late, and minimizes the seriousness of the DHS spending Billions of tax dollars to turn warehouses into concentration camps.\nTheir values are misplaced because they have no idea whatsoever how to read the news responsibly.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw1w4x","user":"newblevelzawkreddit","score":316,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:03:26.000Z","text":"Believing words goes hand in hand with the whole religion thing doesnt it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwgc26","user":"awkreddit","score":145,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:10:49.000Z","text":"It's something religion literally trains you to do from your youngest age, to trust your religion despite your doubts","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbdfa","user":"green_dragon527","score":84,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:25:25.000Z","text":"Well let's say it's important to you to be a \"good\" person. It is incredibly hard to do that, life is full of grey areas we ourselves are part of. It's hard to deal with nuance, and if it's important to you to do the \"right thing\" can be stressful knowing that in some ways you aren't, even if they're out of control. It is incredibly freeing to hand your moral compass over to a simple set of rules. Abortion = evil so whoever is against that must be good. Black and white. Go against abortion, you're \"good\". No deep thoughts about the issue, no grappling with your own ethics, no guilt wondering if you're doing the right thing. Just follow the rules as laid out to you and call yourself a good person.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw34u2","user":"Bobinctpotatodog247","score":127,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:14:03.000Z","text":"Supporting a Dem would mean supporting abortion, and homosexuality.\nTrump knows he can use that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxu37u","user":"potatodog247","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:56:20.000Z","text":"This is it exactly. “Democrats kill babies” is what I constantly heard from my church friends.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbgmr","user":"No_Accountant3232dragon-fence","score":68,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:26:13.000Z","text":"What was wild was hearing some Jehovah's Witnesses were MAGA. I was overhearing them talk about who they were planning to vote for in 2024... and that alone shook me to my core. I was raised as a Jehovah's Witness. They famously stay out of politics unless it's something that benefits them directly. So hearing about them talking about voting at all was a big deal to me because I've only ever heard that we only have to live in the kingdom of man, we do not have to, heck, should not participate in its politics. Like my congregation was told explicitly note to vote. There weren't any involved in local politics (directly), and you were encouraged to not even talk about it.\nMy own upbringing was pretty fucked up in ways, but it really does absolutely scare me that JWs are worried about politics and getting involved on the side of Trump even. If they start putting a date and time on their predictions for the Rapture again, then I'm going to be betting a nuke is going off at exactly that time. These fuckers are impatient and want to speed us along to a fantasy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxig0s","user":"dragon-fence","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:56:11.000Z","text":"In the US, it used to be that Christians in general stayed out of politics. The concern was not for protecting the politics against the religion, but that involving politics in your religion would corrupt the religion. There’s a pretty good argument that Jesus preached to stay out of worldly affairs in general, and instead focus on a more spiritual world.\nBut then the Civil Rights movement happened, and Democrats started supporting desegregation. That really flipped people out, so the racists who wanted segregation left the Democratic Party and took over the Republican Party.\nBecause racism was falling out of favor, they instead framed things in terms of the Federal government’s power being illegitimate. So, when you hear Republicans talking about how they Federal government’s power should be limited, you can read that as, “The Federal government should not have the power to force desegregation. They should not have the power to make racial discrimination illegal.”\nBut again, racism was falling out of favor, so they needed more support. They went to religious leaders and told them, “If you get your congregation to vote Republican, we’ll promote your power as religious leaders, and protect your freedom to abuse that power.” And so an unholy alliance was created. The religious leaders abandoned any morals they had in order to gain earthly power, and the racists took on religious trappings in order to grow their own earthly power.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvzvwr","user":"TGrissle","score":64,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:46:44.000Z","text":"I feel for you. Fundamentalists absolutely horrify me. One of my cousins had an Fundy wedding because of his wife, and my husband and I were deeply uncomfortable during the vows which consisted of the bride being lectured essentially on how to be a good wife.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvp0ge","user":"TwistedFoxJcolebrandIll_Bass2014jwm3jabberbonjwaKoshindanSubmarinequusTheLastBalladSubmarinequusjrf_1973GoldSourPatchKidJeremizzlehollaraiseSymphonySketchfootsnaxJQuilty","score":1494,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:21:45.000Z","text":"Have you seen that one site that does an amazing breakdown/comparison of him to the biblical prophesies of the anti-christ?\nhttps://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/","links":[{"url":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/","text":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvujm1","user":"JcolebrandIll_Bass2014","score":546,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:03:48.000Z","text":"That is out of date and more recent activities (ICE, Iran) fit some of those even better ...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw20ki","user":"Ill_Bass2014","score":254,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:04:28.000Z","text":"At this point it’s not even “out of date,” it’s just getting harder to ignore how the pattern keeps repeating… like how many more examples do people need?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvv70l","user":"jwm3","score":146,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:08:50.000Z","text":"I dont know why this isn't memed like crazy. Each of the parallels is a perfectly bite sized chunck that can be turned into an image. We are in the middle of world war meme after all.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtsad","user":"jabberbonjwaKoshindanSubmarinequusTheLastBalladSubmarinequusjrf_1973GoldSourPatchKidJeremizzle","score":242,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:57:58.000Z","text":"Some of these prophecies are eerily specific.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvw3xu","user":"KoshindanSubmarinequusTheLastBalladSubmarinequusjrf_1973GoldSourPatchKidJeremizzle","score":303,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:16:00.000Z","text":"Because he's following a playbook that has been repeated by authoritarian asses for thousands of years.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw10jl","user":"SubmarinequusTheLastBalladSubmarinequusjrf_1973GoldSourPatchKid","score":103,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:56:03.000Z","text":"Yep can’t have the second coming without the end of the world and these evangelical freaks want the rapture so badly they’re willing to throw in behind who they think is the Antichrist to make it happen.\nReligious freaks","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbzek","user":"TheLastBalladSubmarinequusjrf_1973","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:30:59.000Z","text":"Religious freaks\nMoronic ones at that, because they're ignoring the neon letters pointing straight to hell.\nLike, Revelation is very clear what will happen to the people who help the Antichrist... and they decided they wanted that job?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwc9zo","user":"Submarinequusjrf_1973","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:33:42.000Z","text":"They truly believe in American white supremacy Jesus who will grant them passes for being white, straight, and saying they’re Christian. They can be saved by repenting which means they have a free pass to be shitty as possible on earth and then say “I accept Jesus” and be forgiven. While all the people they hate are gobbled into hell.\nThey’re in a religious psychosis. And in charge of the country","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwwvdq","user":"jrf_1973","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:37:07.000Z","text":"They’re in a religious psychosis. And in charge of the country\nDid you see Vance being asked about UFOs? He thinks they're demons.\nThe Vice President thinks Satan flies a UFO.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwb7up","user":"GoldSourPatchKid","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:24:02.000Z","text":"Mike Huckabee the Ambassador to Israel is a southern Baptist preacher from Arkansas and preached about this end time stuff in his church a lot. He believes this stuff.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw40oq","user":"Jeremizzle","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:21:32.000Z","text":"Exactly this. The bible was written as a guide to follow for leading a good, righteous life, while warning of the evils of men that seek to do harm to their communities. Trump is an evil man seeking to do harm to his community. He’s far from the first, and won’t be the last either. He’s doing a hell of a good job at it, though. It’s incredible just how much destruction follows him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvlb9","user":"hollaraise","score":82,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:11:55.000Z","text":"I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CASUALLY FIND THIS FOR A YEAR TYSM","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvy295","user":"SymphonySketch","score":70,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:31:44.000Z","text":"I knew about some of these for a long while, but holy fuck how specific some of them get is fucking insane especially with more recent events\nThe one that gave me literal chills was the mark upon the forehead one, I’ve been a Christian for YEARS and was a child obsessed with the whole concept of revelation, and I never once put those two together myself\n(For context I am religious and queer as hell and have always hated that fucking guy lmao)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw069t","user":"footsnaxJQuilty","score":82,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:49:05.000Z","text":"More Christians should. I say this as a former deacon, now apathetic agnostic because exactly as the old quote goes, I read the Bible cover to cover, against the advice of my peers and superiors.\nMore Christians should read the Bible anyway. I'm not trying to recruit atheists or anything, I just think it is the last thing that should be cherry picked. You can skip all the documentation and song lyrics, the whole fucking point of the thing is that judgement is never black and white. Every story has a hundred perspectives.\nOne of the Christian god's favorite people was a lesbian. Killing someone is totally legal if done in self defense or belief of saving another life. Or not if you read the version interpreted by someone that wanted to make the king feel better about being illiterate.\nIt truly is a fascinating text if you don't take any of it seriously, or take it holistically seriously. Pun intended. Just don't believe anything actually happened other than the 1,403 pages of word for word historic records, which are constantly taken out of context as \"the word of god\" when it was just a literal written record of a local town roughly the size and political influence of Herrid, South Dakota.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw4fqt","user":"JQuilty","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:25:08.000Z","text":"Who's the favored lesbian?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtk8i","user":"Megalomanizac","score":137,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:56:18.000Z","text":"Just to add on here. The anti-Christ is to be everything that Jesus is not, a perfect inversion so to speak. Jesus was a carpenter, Trump destroys everything he touches.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvlwfa","user":"Umpensolojones1138KingMario05OmegasedatedBasil-AE-Continuedimean_is_superfluoussojourninseeyore134avdpos","score":79,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:59:17.000Z","text":"Is the rest of his cabinet the other antichrists?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvnvls","user":"solojones1138KingMario05OmegasedatedBasil-AE-Continuedimean_is_superfluoussojournins","score":209,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:13:24.000Z","text":"Many of them seem like it to me.\nBut the Bible does identify one particular one as The Beast who declares himself God and yeah it's hard not to associate that one with Trump.\nEither way his following is a cult.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvp46m","user":"KingMario05OmegasedatedBasil-AE-Continuedimean_is_superfluoussojournins","score":68,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:22:31.000Z","text":"To be honest, I really can't see it. The Beast is supposed to be a genius, and Trump is... not that. Not that at all. He sure does meet a ton of the criteria, though. So I can see why people call him that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvq1gz","user":"OmegasedatedBasil-AE-Continued","score":147,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:29:29.000Z","text":"intelligence is a spectrum.\nyou don't have to be amazing at everything. he seems to be a genius at dividing people, running his own agenda and tricking people in to believing it'll help them","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvt51l","user":"Basil-AE-Continued","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:53:06.000Z","text":"Yeah, yeah. That's the saddest thing about folk like him. It takes some real intellect to be a dick on a country level -- too bad he didn't want to use it for good.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvq4zz","user":"imean_is_superfluoussojournins","score":77,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:30:13.000Z","text":"He’s the President of the United States. A dumb grifter criminal jerk, but found a way to be President. That takes some sort of genius (even if it’s just lying about the right things). And he’s convinced millions of people he’s some sort of messiah. Give him a little credit","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwtzk","user":"sojournins","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:21:45.000Z","text":"He is president because too many people believed he was better than his opponent despite the evidence of his first term. In fact, despite the evidence of his first campaign, which should have made everyone run the opposite way. January 6 should have nailed that coffin shut. They were blinded in a way that is hard to understand because many of us saw him as precisely for who he is. We are astounded that so many have been taken in and unfortunately, it doesn't seem to matter that we saw him and his cabinet, etc., coming; we are all in the same boat now.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvpeo2","user":"eeyore134","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:24:41.000Z","text":"Ooops, all antichrists!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmiam","user":"avdpos","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:03:35.000Z","text":"No. It is always a leader. The othera are followers","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwm17","user":"Popcorn10","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:19:57.000Z","text":"I agree. Felt that way when it was Christians pushing this guy into power…. I remember reading through revelation with my dad as a kid and he told me that Jews / Christians were probably going to be the ones to put the anti christ in power…. And then he votes for trump and calls Biden evil… I don’t get it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvo8ip","user":"notataco007solojones1138Shorlongsolojones1138","score":85,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:16:02.000Z","text":"I was raised Catholic but never really bought into it and certainly don't practice nor think daily of the antichrist\nBut yeah it's him there's actually no doubt","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvofpe","user":"solojones1138","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:17:31.000Z","text":"I don't really believe in traditional end times prophecy because I think most of it was written about ancient Rome.\nHowever, is he ONE of the anti-christ figures? Absolutely.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtwv4","user":"Shorlongsolojones1138","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:58:55.000Z","text":"I'm a strict atheist and think it's all lies and fantasy. I fully think he's the true antichrist. Like I'm starting to question. Is this how that plan to convert people to Christianity?!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvy85d","user":"solojones1138","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:33:03.000Z","text":"Regardless of your beliefs about him, Jesus was a real figure and teacher. And Trump is everything anti-Christ. The antithesis of him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvnet2","user":"hawkinsst7PreengBasroilIIDragon_wryter","score":230,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:10:02.000Z","text":"I'm not religious at all, but I found this an entertaining read\nhttps://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/\nedit: A lot of that article was apparently written BEFORE the 2024 election season; things like his ear wound hadn't happened yet.","links":[{"url":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/","text":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvplpe","user":"PreengBasroilII","score":93,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:26:10.000Z","text":"You know, him turning out to be THE antichrist may end up being better than what we end up with here. Like... at least Jesus comes back and we have actual proof of it all being real.\nI'm afraid we're going to get the bad parts without any of the good parts. :(","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw2ja8","user":"BasroilII","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:08:56.000Z","text":"Imagine Trump being the antichrist being the way humanity gets definitive proof there is a god.\nHell I'd vote for another flood on the spot.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvnhmd","user":"Dragon_wryter","score":35,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:10:35.000Z","text":"Yeah it gets a little creepy, all those parallels","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvoqu9","user":"Marathon2021Dragon_wryterTyler89558","score":104,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:19:45.000Z","text":"That won't phase the evangelicals at all, and in fact most would probably be A-OK with it because it's another checkbox on their apocalyptic end-times fantasy list ... the antichrist must be here on earth before Jesus would return. So, yeah - they'd be totally cool with the idea that they handed our nation over to the antichrist if they thought it meant their savior was returning.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqi5g","user":"Dragon_wryterTyler89558","score":97,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:32:59.000Z","text":"Trump's people said he was \"annointed by God to bring about Armageddon.\" I was like...\"so, you're saying he's literally the antichrist, and you voted for him 3 times? You think the antichrist is a good guy now? Are you denying Christ altogether, then?\"\nIt's truly staggering what the church has sunk to.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvylqm","user":"Tyler89558","score":44,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:36:10.000Z","text":"specifically the American churches.\nThere’s a damned good reason why America’s brands of Christianity were literally ousted from the entire Old World.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvi0lh","user":"Bullet_Number_4skanktastikwafflesareforeverfinglish_miserable_otter_6543Karel_Stark_1111pondrthisThe_QuibblerMangosta007microthrowerbirdreligionThe_RazielimSpectre-907H1Ed1opacousrndsepalsLickinThighs2Agreeable-Return-589FunkyChewbaccaPlethoraOfPinatassSoulWagerdreadcainozymandais13deafpoetceddyaAggravating_Lack_400Fancy_Yak2618No_Possible_7108changenWavelightningaitchbeeeProfessionalFox6619inspectoroverthemineProfessionalFox6619FineIllPickAusernameCritical-Air-5050AnothernamelesacountyetanotherwooHolyFreakingXmasCakeTheMightySet69","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:32:11.000Z","text":"The fact that he even call himself a christian is disgusting in my mind, as he makes no effort to live life according to the teaching of Jesus.\nHonestly, his base is idolizing him over Jesus despite claiming to be christians. He might as well be called the golden calf.","links":[{"url":"https://www.psypost.org/hypocrisy-and-intolerance-drive-religious-doubt-among-college-students/","text":"https://www.psypost.org/hypocrisy-and-intolerance-drive-religious-doubt-among-college-students/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvjsi4","user":"skanktastikwafflesareforeverfinglish_miserable_otter_6543Karel_Stark_1111pondrthisThe_QuibblerMangosta007microthrowerbirdreligionThe_RazielimSpectre-907","score":3046,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:44:29.000Z","text":"Yes, and there was a golden statue of him at CPAC, and his \"library\" renderings feature a golden statue of him as well. Idolatry of a terribly unrepentant evil man.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwbi8","user":"wafflesareforeverfinglish_miserable_otter_6543Karel_Stark_1111pondrthisThe_QuibblerMangosta007microthrowerbirdreligionThe_Razielim","score":1394,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:17:40.000Z","text":"Imagine how horribly insecure you'd need to be to become president of the United States and still need made-up trophies from strangers","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxyc1","user":"finglish_miserable_otter_6543Karel_Stark_1111pondrthis","score":612,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:30:50.000Z","text":"It's like dragon sickness.... Nothing is ever enough..... You just need to keep hoarding power, wealth and admiration.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw7cu3","user":"miserable_otter_6543Karel_Stark_1111pondrthis","score":313,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:50:11.000Z","text":"Literal personification of greed and yet he's worse than most dragons. Fucking HELL DUDE.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwtwv2","user":"Karel_Stark_1111pondrthis","score":115,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:13:10.000Z","text":"At least dragons are cool, have a code of honor and are awe-inspiring at the very least. This guy is just a joke with too much power and everyone sucking up to him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx1op9","user":"pondrthis","score":60,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:12:21.000Z","text":"have a code of honor\nNah, not Tolkien dragons, which is what \"dragon-sickness\" refers to. They're basically demons.\nThe two we see as characters, Smaug and Glaurung, do nothing but horrendous, spiteful shit. Ancalagon, the greatest dragon in lore, is basically just an apocalyptic evil to be slain by the Jesus-parallel, Earendil.\n(I will reply with a full essay if anyone tries to quote Tolkien's \"I don't do allegory\" to me. Guy was delusional, in the specific case of Earendil, or else he was referring only to his published work and not the material that eventually was published in the Silmarillion.)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw57og","user":"The_QuibblerMangosta007microthrowerbirdreligion","score":132,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:31:48.000Z","text":"And need to put your name on literally everything. So classy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwexnr","user":"Mangosta007microthrowerbirdreligion","score":115,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:58:02.000Z","text":"Including another man's memorial.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwwepz","user":"microthrowerbirdreligion","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:33:27.000Z","text":"Ignoring the whole idea behind memorials where you're supposed to be gone (dead). Hence the need to remember you...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx96sn","user":"birdreligion","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:02:07.000Z","text":"And his fucking stupid signature is gonna be on our damn money.... What a pathetic person","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8uj5","user":"The_Razielim","score":94,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:02:59.000Z","text":"Look, if he wins hard enough, Daddy's ghost might love him.\nYou would think being the inaugural recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize would have done the job...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwamq1","user":"Spectre-907","score":80,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:18:44.000Z","text":"There’s also the lago goat idol with skin made of fake bills where they’ve replaced “in god we trust” with “in trump we trust”.\nThese christians got played for absolute fools like holy shit guys, way to find out about a child sacrificing cult and then elect one of its primary heads to office.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvx6ut","user":"H1Ed1opacousrndsepals","score":422,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:24:37.000Z","text":"\"Going to church makes you no more of a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a Cadillac.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx0wzu","user":"opacous","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:06:56.000Z","text":"Does he even bother to go to church? I assumed he just played golf every Sunday.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwe2bc","user":"rndsepals","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:50:08.000Z","text":"He’s a spray on Christian.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvsgva","user":"LickinThighs2Agreeable-Return-589FunkyChewbaccaPlethoraOfPinatassSoulWagerdreadcainozymandais13deafpoetceddya","score":676,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:48:01.000Z","text":"This is what pisses me off most about the family I have supporting him.\nThe dude has blatantly never tried to by Christ like. Christians are literally just a voting base to him, namely evangelicals etc. The fact the group of Christians who get so excited about so much and have been screaming about the evils of this or that, the end times etc for the last few decades, can back someone like Trump, let alone make him a part of their whole identity, is just deranged.\nLet alone that they cannot critique his regime, they can't critique their own church leadership, etc. If anything the only people Christ wants Christians judging are first and foremost the hypocritical believers among the church, not the rest of the sinners they are told to meet where they are. The idea they think it's remotely ambiguous to their God what a garbage soul of a human Trump is, is just shameful\nThey want to blame the libs and left for young people leaving the church, but young people are leaving the church because of the blatant hypocrisy among the communities they grew up in. I know myself from growing up baptist and literally going to bible college, lol, the most sincere Christians are being genuinely forced out of the faith because they're in communities that refuse to be remotely critical of themselves, adhere to a rigid and specific cultural legalism of selective biblical interpretations, refuse to even learn about canonization, translation, other gospels (i.e Eastern traditions, coptics etc). Really the list goes on. North American evangelicals live in a bubble and comfort culture and refuse to learn anything, consider putting in the work of Christ to be listening to a sermon and agreeing with all the right things, and will not dare be critical of their beliefs because they feel so much guilt even doubting or learning something new, lol.","links":[{"url":"https://www.psypost.org/hypocrisy-and-intolerance-drive-religious-doubt-among-college-students/","text":"https://www.psypost.org/hypocrisy-and-intolerance-drive-religious-doubt-among-college-students/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwelrl","user":"Agreeable-Return-589FunkyChewbacca","score":153,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:55:02.000Z","text":"I get the frustration, especially coming from that background. From what I’ve seen, the biggest disconnect isn’t even politics it’s when people stop being willing to question themselves at all. Once a community treats criticism as betrayal instead of growth, it kind of locks itself in place, and that’s usually what pushes people away more than anything else.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx65jg","user":"FunkyChewbacca","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:42:52.000Z","text":"Refusing to entertain question or criticism is one of the signs of a cult","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw2hvg","user":"PlethoraOfPinatassSoulWagerdreadcainozymandais13deafpoet","score":162,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:08:37.000Z","text":"Oh tons of Catholics have voted for him as well, all single-issue voters over abortion. This is where the chickens come home to roost.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwy73t","user":"SoulWagerdreadcainozymandais13deafpoet","score":127,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:47:14.000Z","text":"all single-issue voters over abortion.\nWhich is insane, given his history.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwyf8h","user":"dreadcain","score":54,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:48:53.000Z","text":"They've had abortions too, that's not important to them. Just that he vocally is on their side.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx0sjs","user":"ozymandais13","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:06:04.000Z","text":"It'd always just been easier to be a single issue voter , it's thr least amount of effort required","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx1d9x","user":"deafpoet","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:10:08.000Z","text":"I mean, there's an Epstein File with an allegation that he threw some wadded up bills at a crying child he had just raped and screamed at her to get an abortion, if she was so worried.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwr0jj","user":"ceddya","score":62,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:48:57.000Z","text":"They want to blame the libs and left for young people leaving the church, but young people are leaving the church because of the blatant hypocrisy among the communities they grew up in.\nThat's right on the nose.\nCollege students often question their faith because of the intolerant or hypocritical behaviors of religious groups, and while these doubts can increase emotional distress, they also frequently foster intellectual humility and an open-minded search for meaning. These nuanced effects of questioning one’s faith are detailed in newly published research in the journal Psychology of Religion and Spirituality.\nhttps://www.psypost.org/hypocrisy-and-intolerance-drive-religious-doubt-among-college-students/\nYour family will obviously dismiss this study.","links":[{"url":"https://www.psypost.org/hypocrisy-and-intolerance-drive-religious-doubt-among-college-students/","text":"https://www.psypost.org/hypocrisy-and-intolerance-drive-religious-doubt-among-college-students/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvlgyg","user":"Aggravating_Lack_400Fancy_Yak2618No_Possible_7108changenWavelightningaitchbeeeProfessionalFox6619inspectoroverthemineProfessionalFox6619FineIllPickAusernameCritical-Air-5050Anothernamelesacount","score":1012,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:56:15.000Z","text":"That was my final straw with christianity in america. They speak so much about morals and I’ve always seen the hypocrisy growing up. So many lining to support him the first time just showed that much of evangelical americans are not actually a religion they are a political movement pretending to be a religion. \nI know not all christians are this way but a massive amount of them are and it isbthe result of really just an effective psyop. The whole goal of the Moral Majority and continuing work after that was to turn evangelical christians into a reliable voting block. They just need to hit a couple of points like abortion and being anti gay and now trans and that carries a whole voting block now","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvq4d8","user":"Fancy_Yak2618No_Possible_7108changenWavelightningaitchbeeeProfessionalFox6619inspectoroverthemineProfessionalFox6619FineIllPickAusername","score":614,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:30:06.000Z","text":"As someone who has faith and is not American I call them out on the regular. They do not know their bible. They don’t read their bible and they only listen to their mega pastors who’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing. I have seen them do the craziest mental gymnastics defending that man it makes me feel sad for them.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvu1nb","user":"No_Possible_7108changenWavelightningaitchbeeeProfessionalFox6619inspectoroverthemineProfessionalFox6619FineIllPickAusername","score":407,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:59:55.000Z","text":"\"christians\" in America don't actually believe in God or anything that is written in the Bible. They claim to be Christian so they can have a reason to look down on people they don't like. Their supposed religion is just a means to an end.\nEvery once in a while I see somebody on Reddit say \"if Jesus were to walk up to these \"Christians\" today, they would straight up crucify him themselves.\" I genuinely think they would - that or have ICE ship him off to CECOT","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw72wl","user":"changenWavelightningaitchbeee","score":133,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:47:48.000Z","text":"Every Christian walks a fine line between spiritually pure and being a pharisee. And I think Paul puts it best in Corinthians 13.\nIf I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. 2 And if I have prophetic powers, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. 3 If I give away all I have, and if I deliver up my body to be burned,[a] but have not love, I gain nothing.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbdo8","user":"Wavelightningaitchbeee","score":152,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:25:28.000Z","text":"Mark's got Paul beat there.\n“Beware of the scribes, who like to walk around in long robes, and to be greeted with respect in the marketplaces…They devour widows’ houses and for the sake of appearance say long prayers!” (Mark 12:38-40).","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwn55e","user":"aitchbeee","score":100,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:14:00.000Z","text":"Timothy knew how it be too.\n\"For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate to themselves teachers to suit their own passions, and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander off into myths.\" (2 Timothy 4:3-4)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8ry3","user":"ProfessionalFox6619inspectoroverthemineProfessionalFox6619","score":112,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:02:22.000Z","text":"In Matthew 7:21-23 Jesus warns his disciples: “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. On that day many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your name?’ And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.’\nAs a teen I could never imagine how that might be true for someone. But now, 40 years old, watching American Christians on the internet, I get it.\nOf course, there are also great Christians in the US and terrible ones outside it, presumably all over the world, but certainly here in Germany. American Christianity still has some particularly weird flavors – evangelicalism, mega churches, prosperity gospel, televangelists,... And thousands of self-proclaimed Christians still supporting Trump.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofws4ij","user":"inspectoroverthemineProfessionalFox6619","score":58,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:58:20.000Z","text":"there are also great Christians in the US\nFred Rogers comes to mind. A man not known for his religion or for being a Christian, but he spent his life spreading love and peace. It was only after he died that I learned he was a devout Christian.\nIf you're not from the US you may not be familiar with him, but he made children's television for decades, and was a driving force behind our public broadcasting (that Trump destroyed last year).","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx04cv","user":"ProfessionalFox6619","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:01:12.000Z","text":"I've been on the internet for decades now. So even though I didn't grow up with Mr. Rogers on my TV, I've come to be familiar with him in recent years. He seems to be a great example here and I'm a bit sad his influence didn't reach German television back in the day.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwojuz","user":"FineIllPickAusername","score":54,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:26:52.000Z","text":"Absolutely reminds me of Matthew 25.\n40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’ (...) 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’ 44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’ 45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8qio","user":"Critical-Air-5050Anothernamelesacount","score":84,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:02:01.000Z","text":"This is long, so please bear with me. There is an entirely separate religion in America that calls itself \"christianity\" but isn't Christianity. If you have a chance, find your local American Family Radio station and listen to them for about a week. Its difficult, but its important to hear what theyre saying so you know what theyre trying to do.\nThey are a far-right (fascist) organization that promotes the American religion. They worship flags, the military, Donald Trump, and capitalism. They hate trans people, immigrants, mothers, and the poor. They call themselves 'christians,' but never talk about Jesus's teachings. They are their own unique religion that dresses itself up as a cross wrapped in American flags.\nThe thing is, our own government was involved in creating this branch of 'christianty' during the Jim Crow era to silence people who were trying to end segregation. It was also done to bolster the Red Scare because Jesus's disciples ran a commune in Acts, and our government was afraid that people might read that and sympathize with Communism. Additionally, the govt needed to avoid any kind of anti-war, pro-peace sentiments that might grow from \"Love your enemy\" while stomping around East Asia.\nWhat Im getting at is that youre primarily exposed to this fake version of Christianity that is really just fascism carrying a Bible. Its a unique religion that is designed to promote US imperialism and capitalism by cherry picking out-of-context snippets of the Bible as justification for atrocities. Its now the most pervasive religion in the country, and aside from a few esthetic similarities, it is wholly separate from what Jesus taught and what his early followers believed and did.\nIm not saying this to let those people off the hook or to try to whitewash anything. I just want people to realize that we have a disease in this country, and it uses religion as a distraction. It makes you think you hate Christians so youll attack a decoy they created. Its better, IMO, to recognize it as fascism, and openly label anyone who follows it a fascist. This way we ignore the decoy and get to the heart of the problem: fascism.\nThey people you are rightly angry with are fascists. Wolves in sheep's clothing.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxflrn","user":"Anothernamelesacount","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:40:22.000Z","text":"See, I agree with the fact that americans have their own fanfiction about Jesus, but lets be fair: christianity, just like every other major religion, has always been bathed in blood.\nYou know the whole deal. Crusades, witchhunts, the Inquisition, the Hussite wars, we've all heard the song and dance before.\nThey're using religion as an excuse not just because it sounds righteous, but also because it WORKS, people fall for that and they've been falling for that for centuries.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6mv7","user":"yetanotherwooHolyFreakingXmasCake","score":116,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:43:56.000Z","text":"The irony of him behaving like the Antichrist described in the bible is lost on people who already worship him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwkub9","user":"HolyFreakingXmasCake","score":67,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:52:42.000Z","text":"Which is also described in the Bible. They’ll be deceived and they won’t even realise it. They’ll pick him over Jesus and reject everything Jesus taught.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwk91","user":"TheMightySet69","score":49,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:19:35.000Z","text":"He seems to make every effort to do the exact opposite of everything that Jesus taught.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhni1","user":"CartographerTall1967Jogger_DodgerRoguishKittyQwertzOnepaganbreedatredBobbiePinnsSteeze_Schralper6968MelicorStephenFishPrince_StradivariusKakeLin","score":3881,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:29:43.000Z","text":"He is the anti-christ","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_you_live_in_interesting_times","text":"May you live in interesting times"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvulhr","user":"Jogger_DodgerRoguishKittyQwertzOnepaganbreed","score":937,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:04:13.000Z","text":"It could not be clearer.\nTrump is certainly an antichrist- he is the opposite of everything Jesus preached.\nReally a fascinating time to be an American.","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_you_live_in_interesting_times","text":"May you live in interesting times"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvxnp0","user":"RoguishKittyQwertzOnepaganbreed","score":310,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:28:26.000Z","text":"Fascinating? More like terrifying.","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_you_live_in_interesting_times","text":"May you live in interesting times"}]},{"id":"t1_ofw2rfo","user":"QwertzOnepaganbreed","score":87,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:10:52.000Z","text":"There is a curse. They say: May you live in interesting times.","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_you_live_in_interesting_times","text":"May you live in interesting times"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwslyz","user":"paganbreed","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:02:20.000Z","text":"Cursed to put my hands on everything","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvsgc2","user":"atredBobbiePinnsSteeze_Schralper6968MelicorStephenFish","score":184,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:47:54.000Z","text":"If I were not an atheist I would believe this 100%.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxylt","user":"BobbiePinnsSteeze_Schralper6968","score":219,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:30:54.000Z","text":"I'm athiest and pretty bloody close to believing it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwsid9","user":"Steeze_Schralper6968","score":48,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:01:29.000Z","text":"I'm an atheist and I believe that almost all religions have pearls of wisdom littered throughout them. Broken clocks and all that. I think for the Christians, they were bang on about this one.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw30sz","user":"Melicor","score":44,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:13:06.000Z","text":"Human psychology hasn't changed much at the basic level in 2000 years. They saw his type coming back then and tried to warn people. That's how I see it anyway.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvyf2j","user":"StephenFish","score":105,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:34:38.000Z","text":"You can be an atheist and believe that he's at least exactly as the Bible predicted an anti-Christ would be. He's also just against everything that Christ taught, so even if you have a literal take of the phrase, it still fits.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqnmw","user":"Prince_Stradivarius","score":186,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:34:05.000Z","text":"B-but Peter Thiel hasn’t called him the Antichrist yet so it can’t be so!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvnrcd","user":"KakeLin","score":99,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:12:31.000Z","text":"100%","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvh2vp","user":"ellie-fofelliepinewind108JKastnerPhotoDueVeterinarian3557808_surfLa_PesteYogurtclosetAny8055xorthematrixfullcircle052KronoFury","score":4147,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:25:49.000Z","text":"does that mean we can crucify him","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvk7ng","user":"pinewind108JKastnerPhoto","score":661,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:47:25.000Z","text":"National Parks alt account can probably source us the wood.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqqt2","user":"JKastnerPhoto","score":178,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:34:44.000Z","text":"Or the recently laid off Forestry Service people","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhvqn","user":"DueVeterinarian3557","score":318,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:31:15.000Z","text":"I laughed too hard at this… youre right","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvktnh","user":"808_surf","score":64,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:51:40.000Z","text":"Stoning is actually more biblical.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvj15l","user":"La_Peste","score":57,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:39:13.000Z","text":"I haven't laughed this hard in ages.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvicpq","user":"YogurtclosetAny8055","score":95,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:34:31.000Z","text":"Should let Israelites do it. Just wash our hands.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjvq5","user":"xorthematrix","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:45:07.000Z","text":"I can source the nails","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmhsr","user":"fullcircle052","score":55,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:03:29.000Z","text":"We can't risk it. If he came back three days later, we'd never hear the end of it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvo86w","user":"KronoFury","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:15:58.000Z","text":"Need really small nails. He has very tiny hands.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgvx0","user":"NoCoolNameMattsolomonvangrundyNorthofBhambeckjamieeyore134xteveNorthofBhammadaboutglue","score":3096,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:24:30.000Z","text":"We already had a golden idol of him at cpac. Christians should have realized who he was long ago.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjm3i","user":"solomonvangrundy","score":303,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:43:16.000Z","text":"Wearing American Flag shorts. They posted videos of themselves kissing his golden calves.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofviyvg","user":"NorthofBhambeckjami","score":831,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:38:46.000Z","text":"Christians have known who he is all along. Psuedo-religious fascist posers are the ones who love him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjzff","user":"beckjami","score":257,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:45:48.000Z","text":"I just watched a thing where Tucker Carlson acknowledged seeing Trump not put his hand on the Bible during the inauguration and not speaking up about it then. After his unhinged Easter morning message, it put the inauguration thing into a whole new light.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvov3s","user":"eeyore134xteveNorthofBhammadaboutglue","score":136,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:20:38.000Z","text":"The problem is most Christians aren't. They're just people using church to be seen as good people. It's very performative and it's why they never shut up about it or let you forget they're \"religious.\" They think going to the special room once a week and paying some guy telling them what to think means they can be assholes the rest of the week and still consider themselves good people. Most of the good Christians are the ones you'd never even know were religious.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvr8cr","user":"xteve","score":54,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:38:26.000Z","text":"Most of the good Christians are the ones you'd never even know were religious.\nThis is because it's not the religion that makes them good. There are good people everywhere and those are just good people.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvq4bu","user":"NorthofBhammadaboutglue","score":59,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:30:05.000Z","text":"Correct, Jesus warned about the dangers of religion and how performative acts meant nothing. Only what is in your heart matters.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrqg1","user":"madaboutglue","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:42:21.000Z","text":"Not religious but I love the book of Matthew (only one I've read). \"They have their reward\" is what I always think when I see these performative Christians. That, and \"Geez, read your own book at least once!\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhevd","user":"Dear_Poem3097DominicPalladinoSaltyCrashNerd","score":1269,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:28:05.000Z","text":"How about stealing, adultey, rape, murderous war crimes……","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvj8s0","user":"DominicPalladinoSaltyCrashNerd","score":210,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:40:41.000Z","text":"It was the treason and coup d'étating that got me.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvlp8q","user":"SaltyCrashNerd","score":64,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:57:52.000Z","text":"I mean, he’s supposed to be our political leader, not our religious leader - so seems this is exactly where the buck should have stopped for everyone.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgjca","user":"ThomasStanfillporchproviderblackadder1620TiyathWastingMyLifeTodayrainbowesque1Lost-Ad-9103Kanotarijimbarino","score":2822,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:22:09.000Z","text":"It's despicable, like 99% of the things that dirtbag does.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvin7j","user":"porchproviderblackadder1620Tiyath","score":654,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:36:31.000Z","text":"That’s not fair. A dirt bag is a very useful part of a vacuum.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjq3b","user":"blackadder1620","score":99,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:44:01.000Z","text":"yeah, i grow some pretty awesome stuff from dirt. my roses are pretty af","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvl0vq","user":"Tiyath","score":50,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:53:05.000Z","text":"Did someone mention corticosteroids to treat a lyringial fracture?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvicu5","user":"WastingMyLifeTodayrainbowesque1Lost-Ad-9103Kanotarijimbarino","score":61,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:34:32.000Z","text":"I'm more curious about the 1% you think is not despicable?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvik49","user":"rainbowesque1Lost-Ad-9103","score":48,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:35:57.000Z","text":"He presumably eats, sleeps, and shits. Perfectly reasonable things to do.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvivxr","user":"Lost-Ad-9103","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:38:13.000Z","text":"Just not during press briefings, but at least he wears diapers.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvk87f","user":"Kanotarijimbarino","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:47:32.000Z","text":"Whitehouse.gov claims that this administration has \"reduced approval times for major infrastructure projects from 10 or more years down to 2 years or less.\"\nIf I look closer, I'm sure it will be by simply granting all the contracts to his friends or only dealing in Trump bitcoin or something equally reprehensible, but I'm going to pretend this is one of those convenient 'broken clock right twice a day' situations for a bit and not scream.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmcm5","user":"jimbarino","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:02:27.000Z","text":"This administration hasn't even been around for 2 years...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjtws","user":"ExceedinglyLonelyCatfictionallymarriedWide-Deal-8971RavensQueen502Responsible-Note-217","score":1140,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:44:45.000Z","text":"imagine if Obama did this btw","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvkmj3","user":"fictionallymarriedWide-Deal-8971","score":584,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:50:18.000Z","text":"Joe Biden got massacred for less while Trump is half as lucid and did much more damage in less time. Rules for thee, but not for maggots. They forget karma's a thing","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwgvf6","user":"Wide-Deal-8971","score":110,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:15:43.000Z","text":"Seriously. Every time Trump speaks he sounds fucking delusional. He can't properly pronounce words larger than 5 letters, he can't string together a single coherent sentence, and he constantly sounds exhausted. It makes me genuinely hate people that this level of hypocrisy is allowed to exist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtpsc","user":"RavensQueen502","score":49,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:57:27.000Z","text":"Just remember what happened when Trans Visibility day happened to coincide with Easter Sunday while Biden was in office","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvk7mq","user":"Responsible-Note-217","score":87,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:47:25.000Z","text":"No literally, there would’ve been an assassination attempt (a real one)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjyu8","user":"FangJusticewafflesareforever","score":556,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:45:42.000Z","text":"It is an abomination.\nAny \"\"Christian\"\" that supports this man needs to look in the mirror and ask themselves who or what they truly worship. Because there are no teachings of Christ to be found in this president.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwr8b","user":"wafflesareforever","score":152,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:21:08.000Z","text":"American Christianity ceased having anything to do with Christ a long time ago.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjoub","user":"oblivicornFickles1oblivicornRoughRefrigerator260","score":324,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:43:47.000Z","text":"any Christian who still votes for Trump is a clown","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvp6n3","user":"Fickles1oblivicornRoughRefrigerator260","score":108,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:23:02.000Z","text":"Why limit it to Christians?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvviap","user":"oblivicorn","score":41,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:11:16.000Z","text":"fair, but it's just really frustrating seeing the bulk of the Christian electorate fawning for this guy who's clearly not walking with Jesus and has no respect for the teachings","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw5fxz","user":"RoughRefrigerator260","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:33:47.000Z","text":"Because this specific question was aimed at Christians?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvkif9","user":"heff17Ok-Relation-1902dwindlersExciting-Record8101","score":90,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:49:31.000Z","text":"The conservative sub is calling the pope the antichrist.\nSo.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxdnfi","user":"Ok-Relation-1902","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:28:58.000Z","text":"That sub is crazy because it's almost certainly a large percentage of Russian saboteurs and \"conservative\" bots spinning shit for a small percentage of extraordinarily gullible actual conservative morons. It's so obvious, I almost pity the morons that participate in that sub. Almost.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw7da8","user":"dwindlers","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:50:17.000Z","text":"Yeah, but the conservative sub is made up of the stupidest people on the planet.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwb3l8","user":"Exciting-Record8101","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:22:57.000Z","text":"Protestants have been doing that for 500 years, it's nothing new.\nThat's not to say these self-styled Evangelicals in the US are doing a good job being and acting like Protestant Christians, but hating the pope is a feature, not a bug.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvh63w","user":"fangirlandproudofitWander_Whalesolojones1138LittleGreyLambieavdpos","score":612,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:26:26.000Z","text":"Does he think the Ten Commandments are a to-do list? Maybe he gets a giftcard from satan for hitting them all, idk.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvk768","user":"Wander_Whalesolojones1138LittleGreyLambieavdpos","score":223,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:47:19.000Z","text":"You can search his response to \"what is your favorite bible verse\". He couldnt name a single one, he doesnt give a fuck a Christianity, its a tool to get the mouth breathers to vote for him and thats it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvknwy","user":"solojones1138LittleGreyLambieavdpos","score":144,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:50:34.000Z","text":"He also said once that he'll never ask God for forgiveness because he doesn't think he's ever done anything wrong.\nSo he straight up admitted to not being a Christian.\nGuy's a literal antichrist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmvqc","user":"LittleGreyLambie","score":54,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:06:16.000Z","text":"Also, that he doesn't think he's going to heaven . . .","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvpdes","user":"avdpos","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:24:25.000Z","text":"That comment is my biggest issue. How much narcissist can you be if you think never in your life did a wrong thing. I thought that would be enough to say to stop anyone - also non Christians - from supporting him. But even american Christian continue to support him","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvlyfx","user":"SeeManComeMormegil71Sanator27","score":157,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:59:41.000Z","text":"Currently, if you told me Trump is the literal anti-christ, I wouldn't be surprised. The Mark of the Beast (Revelation 13:16-17) is a symbolic or literal seal placed on the right hand or forehead, representing allegiance to an oppressive power (the Beast) rather than God.\nIt wasn't tattoos as originally thought, it was red baseball caps.\nI could be totally wrong about that and he could just be an old demented fool, either is terrible.\nI find his mockery of my religion to be blasphemous and disgusting.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwgsn1","user":"Mormegil71","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:15:00.000Z","text":"What about his autograph on every dollar bill...?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwd3fo","user":"Sanator27","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:41:17.000Z","text":"Isn't his right hand's skin all fucked up, actually?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvprv4","user":"Necromartian","score":58,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:27:27.000Z","text":"Definitely not the worst thing he has done. For example, as a christian I find raping children to be way worse. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvif2e","user":"Very_Sharpeslxkv","score":353,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:34:58.000Z","text":"Neither he or his followers are Christians, your actions make you a Christian, he's like a man telling you he is a vegetarian WHILST eating a steak in front of you. He is a despicable liar and a paedophile ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvpu0a","user":"slxkv","score":50,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:27:54.000Z","text":"Jesus said that you will know them by their fruits.\nWe definitely know Trump by the kids of fruit he’s been growing.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhnet","user":"Shantytown_ShogunHighlyOffensive10","score":99,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:29:42.000Z","text":"I laughed. Poor guy is starved for attention and adulation.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjsd0","user":"HighlyOffensive10","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:44:27.000Z","text":"It's literally never enough. I'd feel some pity for him if we weren't all subjected to his malignant existence","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhxd2","user":"hidingunderyourbed-","score":89,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:31:34.000Z","text":"As a Christian I already despised the guy. I’m disgusted but not particularly surprised ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgrp5","user":"Tardisgoesfastthe9trancestofurollFilty-Cheese-Steak","score":259,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:23:42.000Z","text":"It's offensive as hell.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvih86","user":"the9trances","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:35:23.000Z","text":"Literally.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofviv03","user":"tofurollFilty-Cheese-Steak","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:38:02.000Z","text":"I mean, so is voting for him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvbms","user":"Filty-Cheese-Steak","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:09:51.000Z","text":"\"Well, hold on there. He may be a felon, rapist, idiotic, morally and financially bankrupting this country, extremely corrupt, incredibly emotionally unstable, completely uncaring about anyone but himself and commiting vast amounts of blasphemy against the religion I claim to be a part of... But the other person was a female so...\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvguq3","user":"Upstairs-Bar-8086Lost-Contribution196","score":212,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:24:17.000Z","text":"he did it as the pope once already and i rolled my eyes so this is nothing new sadly","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhoff","user":"Lost-Contribution196","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:29:53.000Z","text":"The pope and Raquel Welch! ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhb94","user":"Low-Impression3367","score":109,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:27:24.000Z","text":"MAGA literally built a golden statue of Trump. At this point, it’s just another day","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhdrr","user":"AlucardDrAzuleStriker62frog","score":162,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:27:52.000Z","text":"Aren't there these \"commandments\" that are important to those following the faith?\nDon't the first two say \"You Shall Have No Other Gods Before Me\" And \"You shall not make for yourself a carved image—any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them.\"\nHmmmm","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvio9s","user":"AzuleStriker","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:36:43.000Z","text":"To be fair, a majority of people that claim to be \"christians\" don't follow it anyway.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjskl","user":"62frog","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:44:30.000Z","text":"Most maga Christians wouldn’t know, they haven’t actually read the Bible","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvirsv","user":"anxietydude112","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:37:25.000Z","text":"Hahahaha i remember people being all proud saying I VOTED FOR THIS!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvi1gt","user":"MornGreycastleRed_Spy_1937","score":99,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:32:21.000Z","text":"I'm not a Christian but I'm beginning to think he's the Antichrist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvnpuf","user":"Red_Spy_1937","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:12:13.000Z","text":"Falsely substitutes himself for Jesus, check\nWill be a deceitful dictator, check\nRises to power by promising to be a peacekeeper, check\nWill seemingly recover from a head injury, check","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvllts","user":"Excellent_Law6906","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:57:11.000Z","text":"I'm not even Christian and I find that genuinely blasphemous.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvisfw","user":"Runt_1002","score":51,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:37:32.000Z","text":"It’s disrespectful and I don’t see how anyone who calls themselves a Christian can support him or this administration","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvpbmg","user":"wilderlowerwolves","score":50,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:24:03.000Z","text":"As a Christian, he is one of the most anti-Christian, anti-life people I know of. I don't even want to see that picture, although I'm sure I eventually will.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgmvs","user":"Healthy_Charge_8100plus-ordinary258","score":72,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:22:48.000Z","text":"it feels disrespectful.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvif1y","user":"plus-ordinary258","score":48,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:34:58.000Z","text":"It’s because it is. He threatened to wipe out Iran on Easter Morning and then praised Allah offending pretty much all Muslims and Christians. Now he’s done this??","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvk8m0","user":"Mr_Pockets-","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:47:36.000Z","text":"I really believe there is very little that he can do that'll make his dedicated maga base ever leave his side. He could literally say he is Jesus, start dressing like Jesus, start his own church of maga, and his base would still love him. It has to be lead poisoning or something that keeps those people loving him","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhh3g","user":"ford7885","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:28:30.000Z","text":"Nail his fat orange ass to a cross and make him prove it. If the fucking bastard comes back three days later I will be the first to admit I was wrong. And then I will apply for membership to the Church of Satan, because if Cheeto is Jesus, I can no longer call myself a Christian.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvk9md","user":"Ok-Ferret9010","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:47:48.000Z","text":"Speechless with horror. Surely it’s time for the 25th?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmd5v","user":"skelly6","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:02:34.000Z","text":"As a Christian, I don’t know if he’s the antichrist, but he’s definitely the anti-Jesus","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhlg5","user":"TrustSpiritual3466","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:29:19.000Z","text":"Just like literally everything else he's done until this point, it's disgusting.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmp5o","user":"gaia11111","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:04:57.000Z","text":"I think he’s crazy and the absolute definition of the Antichrist","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgtqb","user":"Kymera_7","score":55,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:24:05.000Z","text":"It's entirely in character for him, and thus not particularly surprising. It just kinda blends in with all the other wackadoodle stuff he's done.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvn5bo","user":"Velo214","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:08:08.000Z","text":"Antichrist","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrtlg","user":"cheapdvds","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:43:02.000Z","text":"Really should provide a link, first time I heard of this: https://www.mediaite.com/politics/trump-posts-jesus-like-picture-of-himself-performing-miracle-on-sick-man-minutes-after-ramping-up-feud-with-pope-leo/","links":[{"url":"https://www.mediaite.com/politics/trump-posts-jesus-like-picture-of-himself-performing-miracle-on-sick-man-minutes-after-ramping-up-feud-with-pope-leo/","text":"https://www.mediaite.com/politics/trump-posts-jesus-like-picture-of-himself-performing-miracle-on-sick-man-minutes-after-ramping-up-feud-with-pope-leo/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvjwe9","user":"BraccoItaliano777","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:45:14.000Z","text":"It’s blasphemous","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjxwy","user":"sweetechoes2008","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:45:32.000Z","text":"Disgusted, horrified, why haven't we gotten rid of this man as president yet?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvk1cp","user":"millennialmonster755","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:46:11.000Z","text":"I’m not religious any more. But just like any other time with this regime and their insistence on using Christianity as a weapon, I deeply spiritually offended. It’s blasphemy. Sacrilegious. It’s an insult to those who have used the faith to guide them in doing good. He and his minions make me hope I’m wrong and there is a God or at least hell. These people are psychopathic demons. They’re all the worst traits of humanity. It’s gross. I’m sick of it. I just want it to be over.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvh84o","user":"explorer219","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:26:49.000Z","text":"Narcissist, disrespectful, cringe, I am not even a Christian","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwz3pt","user":"Difficult-Task-6382","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:53:50.000Z","text":"They don’t care. \nThe “enemy” is liberals. \nTrump goes after liberals. \nThey love Trump because he hates their enemies, and makes liberals miserable. The fact that he makes everyone miserable doesn’t matter. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgxa3","user":"Individual_Wrap_4041","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:24:47.000Z","text":"can you imagine if Obama put out a picture of himself as Christ when he was president? It would be NON STOP anarchy from Fox News. but when Trump does it, no prob, whatevs.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofviw5q","user":"Cabbages24ADollar","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:38:15.000Z","text":"Evangelical Blasphemy right after Easter","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvj2dx","user":"canofwine","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:39:27.000Z","text":"Christian Nationalists LOVE that shit. They beat their meat to it.","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1sjo5wb","type":"link","sub":"europe","username":"Alarming-Safety3200","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"politico.eu","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1sjo5wb/orbáns_16year_rule_over_hungary_ends_in_crushing/","score":63,"comments_count":3013,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:34:19.000Z","url":"https://www.politico.eu/article/hungary-election-results-peter-magyar-viktor-orban/","thumbnail":"https://external-preview.redd.it/fiStfCT8F87EwSYGRy3YuydUmRv-7HVZ_Issec2YvYk.jpeg?width=140&height=73&auto=webp&s=82cbe64ba009ac49acb50f1193553e92e871f691","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"Orbán’s 16-year rule over Hungary ends in crushing election defeat","comments":[{"id":"t1_oft4nf8","user":"zoley88zdzislav_kozibrodaMoffKalastgodisanelectricoliveCliftonForceBrainBlowXdiscountproctologistArrogantCube","score":3465,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:36:19.000Z","text":"Huge win for Tisza. Over 2/3 majority at 60% and Budapest’s votes are pouring in just now","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8n2f","user":"zdzislav_kozibrodaMoffKalastgodisanelectricoliveCliftonForceBrainBlowXdiscountproctologistArrogantCube","score":1401,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:55:27.000Z","text":"This amazing. Congratulations Hungary.\nIf 2/3 majority is true it will make it much easier to undo Orbanist mafia's hold on power and institutions.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftc4np","user":"MoffKalastgodisanelectricoliveCliftonForceBrainBlowXdiscountproctologistArrogantCube","score":766,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:12:14.000Z","text":"Let's hope these guys actually deliver and it's not just a new front for the same people. It's a bit sus that Orban conceded so easily after being so entrenched. The Hungarians on this sub would have me believe that he'd rather start shooting than admit defeat.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftf2zo","user":"godisanelectricoliveCliftonForce","score":235,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:26:30.000Z","text":"I mean to have lost as badly as the results currently indicate despite an electoral system that greatly favours him means he’s really really unpopular. He’s so unpopular that nobody would fight him if he tried a coup and a massive revolution break out if he tried to deny the results.\nHe’s so unpopular that even the really hardline people that take for granted didn’t even all show up to vote for him. Some of his previously most loyal supporters would have needed to vote for Magyar. There’s no chance he can try any shenanigans when he’s this unpopular. It’s an emperor has no clothes moment to be this badly humiliated. You can contest an election that’s lost by single digit points but losing by this much is undeniable.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuqjuu","user":"CliftonForce","score":92,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:44:35.000Z","text":"This is a common side effect of too much gerrymandering. You win every time..... up until you lose, then you lose BIG.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftepi1","user":"BrainBlowXdiscountproctologist","score":297,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:24:41.000Z","text":"Orban may have expected tight race, in which case he could have potentially pulled a stunt or at least been safe in knowing the constitution won't change.\nBut with an electoral defeat THIS crushing even WITH the systemic advantage he had? He has no cards to play besides hope the opposition now devolves into infighting. If Orban tried to deny a result this overwhelming he'd be unlikely to get the right people to go along with it, and even then the EU would slam in the screws when it's so unambigous.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofusedm","user":"discountproctologist","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:55:17.000Z","text":"Yeah, his only option to overturn a result this decisive would be to send in the military. And that would be unlikely to succeed given that Hungary is landlocked between NATO countries and the Russians wouldn’t be able to help him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftewzw","user":"ArrogantCube","score":117,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:25:42.000Z","text":"I think people were expecting the results to be much closer than they were. That way, Orban could have contested the results and dragged the certification out, perhaps even nullifying it completely. With how big this win is, even he couldn't deny it anymore","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4je2","user":"Benedictus_The_IILaserCondimentBenedictus_The_IIGlitchedGamer14Benedictus_The_IIZanzibar_G3mDangerous-Cause1964johnsonfromsconsinBenedictus_The_IItacticaldodoLaserCondimentSoulbreakerDHCCBrennensteinggroverggiraffe","score":7205,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:35:47.000Z","text":"Bro this is so fucking insane. Lmao. I still can’t believe it.\nPs.: It’s so Viktover lmao.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft67v2","user":"LaserCondimentBenedictus_The_IIGlitchedGamer14Benedictus_The_IIZanzibar_G3mDangerous-Cause1964johnsonfromsconsinBenedictus_The_IItacticaldodoLaserCondimentSoulbreakerDHCC","score":1198,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:43:53.000Z","text":"Congratulations! This is truly incredible","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6inh","user":"Benedictus_The_IIGlitchedGamer14Benedictus_The_IIZanzibar_G3mDangerous-Cause1964johnsonfromsconsinBenedictus_The_IItacticaldodoLaserCondimentSoulbreakerDHCC","score":1053,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:45:21.000Z","text":"They got the much needed super-majority for the constitutional changes and to take out all the people who is important for Orbán.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftasgc","user":"GlitchedGamer14Benedictus_The_IIZanzibar_G3mDangerous-Cause1964johnsonfromsconsinBenedictus_The_IItacticaldodo","score":554,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:05:45.000Z","text":"They got the supermajority??? I honestly started to think this day would never come. Congrats to you and all Hungarians who fought for this; thank you for never giving up no matter how stacked the deck was :)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftb9kj","user":"Benedictus_The_IIZanzibar_G3mDangerous-Cause1964johnsonfromsconsinBenedictus_The_IItacticaldodo","score":658,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:08:02.000Z","text":"Yes, they currently have 138 seats out of the 199, and the count is at 81% so… they may have even more.\nVance really has the mierdas touch lol.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftgdfe","user":"Zanzibar_G3m","score":158,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:32:45.000Z","text":"Thank you Vance Lance Dance, you sweet sweet demon of death","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftgh3q","user":"Dangerous-Cause1964","score":101,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:33:14.000Z","text":"Mierdas touch. 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftfy81","user":"johnsonfromsconsinBenedictus_The_IItacticaldodo","score":206,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:30:41.000Z","text":"I hope America can pull something similar later this year. Congrats!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftg71z","user":"Benedictus_The_IItacticaldodo","score":178,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:31:53.000Z","text":"I wish you a HUGE blue wave over there, with representatives and senators that will do their job. Thanks, and wishing you all the best!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofthlan","user":"tacticaldodo","score":70,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:38:42.000Z","text":"I am very very happy. Good job Hungarians. Long live Democracy!\nAnd thanks JDVance the cursed for helping :P /s","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7rda","user":"LaserCondimentSoulbreakerDHCC","score":110,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:51:16.000Z","text":"I have yet to read up on the situation but this sounds like the perfect storm! For once it's not a moment for cynicism. This will also scare certain Americans, which is good as well.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftbi2z","user":"SoulbreakerDHCC","score":49,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:09:11.000Z","text":"And might embolden more of us","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7dcl","user":"Brennensteinggroverggiraffe","score":184,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:49:25.000Z","text":"Me neither. After 16 years the shitshow is finally over.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftds78","user":"ggroverggiraffe","score":83,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:20:14.000Z","text":"Hopefully antifascism is a theme this year!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5b13","user":"MilesLongthe3rdLittleSchwein1234DagobertDuck_LittleSchwein1234melanciousgesocksm4jsterk0Valuable_Echo2043NastypilotValuable_Echo2043QwertzOne","score":9215,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:39:29.000Z","text":"Congratulations Hungary, very well done.\nI hope Slovakia is next.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft63jy","user":"LittleSchwein1234DagobertDuck_LittleSchwein1234melanciousgesocksm4jsterk0","score":1711,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:43:19.000Z","text":"The polls are showing that Fico will lose, but the opposition is not exactly popular either, so the resulting government will likely be an unstable coalition, either led by the opposition or by Fico.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8vh0","user":"DagobertDuck_LittleSchwein1234melanciousgesocks","score":356,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:56:33.000Z","text":"When are the next elections in Slovakia?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8znu","user":"LittleSchwein1234melanciousgesocks","score":441,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:57:07.000Z","text":"September 2027 at the latest","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftghd9","user":"melanciousgesocks","score":346,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:33:16.000Z","text":"that’s like a lifetime away","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftp74o","user":"gesocks","score":106,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:17:56.000Z","text":"Yeah. With our luck we get rid of Fico then, but already have the RN in France.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftaume","user":"m4jsterk0","score":85,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:06:02.000Z","text":"dont jinx it ... Fico and his handlers will do EVERYTHING to have a foot in EU","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7sxg","user":"Valuable_Echo2043NastypilotValuable_Echo2043QwertzOne","score":206,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:51:28.000Z","text":"Me too, and then Poland to a lesser necessity (Tusk is cool but Nawrocki 🤢)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftbj87","user":"NastypilotValuable_Echo2043QwertzOne","score":107,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:09:21.000Z","text":"God I hope we will be okay, if the polls remain as they are we will probabaly get a PiS + Konfa coalition ( Far right and further right )","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftcaef","user":"Valuable_Echo2043QwertzOne","score":72,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:13:00.000Z","text":"Ugh I’m not liking it; I’m in a bubble (Kraków) but ugh, I really don’t want that for the country. Sometimes I feel that things need to get worse before people wake up and I hope that’s not the case for us.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftijwm","user":"QwertzOne","score":80,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:43:30.000Z","text":"Problem is that Poland is heavily polarized between conservatives and liberals for over 30 years, since communism fall, so people that are not happy with that are voting for far right, because they can't imagine anything better, that's all they see in culture. Cutting taxes, banning LGBTQ+, getting rid of immigrants, deregulating everything (especially labor law) and defunding government is their only idea of better government.\nThere's hope, because young people are finally starting to support Razem (basically our only left wing party), but also a lot of young people votes for far right, because they're frustrated with current consensus, they want change, but due to conservative-liberal hegemony, they can't comprehend how it turned out in other countries...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4k0j","user":"pinkkookaburraTheBusStop12pinkkookaburraAncientSeraphstark2physalisxHythyjustfuckyouspezOwl-Of-The-Night02philman132Gold-Appearance-4463","score":3349,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:35:52.000Z","text":"Áradjon✨️ Orbán just made his resignation speech and congratulated Magyar on the win. It's done.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft74cu","user":"TheBusStop12pinkkookaburraAncientSeraphstark2physalisxHythy","score":1900,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:48:13.000Z","text":"Honestly, this is what I'm most surprised about. I never expected Orban to publicly accept his defeat","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7ewg","user":"pinkkookaburraAncientSeraphstark2physalisxHythy","score":875,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:49:37.000Z","text":"He did finish with addressing the 2.5m people who voted for him saying \"we have a lot of work to do now, we count on you\", so I expect them to pull some shenanigans in the future","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft9ll3","user":"AncientSeraphstark2physalisx","score":529,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:00:02.000Z","text":"I don't think highly of him, by to be fair to him: pretty much all losing politicians say something similar.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftf3b8","user":"stark2physalisx","score":331,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:26:33.000Z","text":"except Trump in 2020.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvyqij","user":"physalisx","score":177,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:37:16.000Z","text":"Yeah that's because Trump is not a politician. He's an incompetent moron who can't do fucking anything, especially not show modesty or class.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft9m35","user":"Hythy","score":163,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:00:06.000Z","text":"That's fairly standard for any concession speech. Not saying they won't pull some bullshit, but it is very par for the course in these circumstances.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7nir","user":"justfuckyouspezOwl-Of-The-Night02philman132Gold-Appearance-4463","score":518,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:50:46.000Z","text":"Although I am overcome with joy, credit is where credit is due. Orbans closing speech was correct, and he accepted the defeat with dignity. That’s how it should be. Now, with tomorrow, us Hungarians can wake to a new, brighter future.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftat2m","user":"Owl-Of-The-Night02philman132","score":268,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:05:50.000Z","text":"Yeah, I was genuinely so surprised how decently he behaved and how he openly admitted defeat without any tantrums. It seems like there are boundaries even he doesn't dare to overstep, especially with the opposition winning with such a majority. I think he knows the people are very against him and knows that if hw would try anything, it would end even worse for him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofti9g4","user":"philman132","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:42:02.000Z","text":"I think it would have been very different had it been closer, with the shear size of the defeat there wasn't much he could really argue against","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftapzx","user":"Gold-Appearance-4463","score":70,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:05:25.000Z","text":"That’s actually a bigger surprise than Magyar winning the election. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4igo","user":"Faradize-ComeonmanPLS1EryniellarcalumisEryniellSiambrettaf4blesdrillmast3rDreams_of_MutinyihutKosViikmoroaaMercantileReptilePanophobia_senpaiNatiFluffygarg4ntuamousepotatodoesstuffTappedIn2111Dumi33BookLuvr7fillepille2000pepperskatNecessary-Ad7150Valuable-Painting613MountEndurancebATo76Aeron118TheanielBelaTheKingsemperfi07Greedy_Sale_2838Ok-Caterpillar9092FonzoFCSnooCakes6334Jake-of-the-SandsdiamanthaendeMarkus_zocktontologicalmatrixLookOverThere305Hypaforalkusastro_packPureInsaneAmbitionKnawieFML_FTLMomsTortellinisLimp-Schedule9752Glass-Cabinet-249XgentiswhiteridgeJupiter131BrianSometimes4materasu92sw1ss_dudeBeunhaasnr2Hayes4prezBitter-Swan7054Legitimate-Tip-2149paditoburritoInsolvatorTimauris","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:35:39.000Z","text":"I cant believe what I'm seeing. you who live in real democracy cannot understand what we feel now","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4u29","user":"ComeonmanPLS1EryniellarcalumisEryniellSiambrettaf4blesdrillmast3rDreams_of_MutinyihutKosViikmoroaaMercantileReptilePanophobia_senpaiNatiFluffy","score":1770,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:37:12.000Z","text":"Luckily Hungary was still enough of a democracy that something like this could happen without a revolution.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8i7d","user":"EryniellarcalumisEryniellSiambretta","score":544,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:54:49.000Z","text":"It was an uphill batle. We needed luck, and the right people in the right time. And a fantasatic volunteer community.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofthsbw","user":"arcalumisEryniellSiambretta","score":262,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:39:40.000Z","text":"Don’t forget to send a thank you note to Vance for the help! 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftkj6m","user":"EryniellSiambretta","score":213,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:53:35.000Z","text":"Dear JD Vance, thank you for your reversemidas touch. May the Orban curse catch up with you.\nWorst regards: A hungarian.\nPs.: Im in pj tho.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftq3m7","user":"Siambretta","score":66,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:22:22.000Z","text":"Somebody called it \"The Mierdas Touch\" and I love it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftbher","user":"f4blesdrillmast3r","score":114,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:09:06.000Z","text":"Watching this from Serbia and in light of the events that transpired during the latest local election, is really painful. But I'm happy for my Hungarian friends.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftdpge","user":"drillmast3r","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:19:52.000Z","text":"Stay strong and safe!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6ra8","user":"Dreams_of_MutinyihutKosViikmoroaaMercantileReptilePanophobia_senpaiNatiFluffy","score":724,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:46:30.000Z","text":"Luckily Hungary was still enough of a democracy that something like this could happen without a revolution\nI think this is a good moment to remember the brainless comments of those who were quick to blame Hungarians and calling time and again for Hungary's expulsion from the EU.\nThe EU started pulling funds away from Hungary and the Hungarian voters started sobering up and realized Orbán needs to go.\nIt all worked out in the end.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7u5a","user":"ihutKosViikmoroaaMercantileReptile","score":580,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:51:38.000Z","text":"> I think this is a good moment to remember the brainless comments of those who were quick to blame Hungarians and calling time and again for Hungary's expulsion from the EU.\nI do think the EU needs to be much harder on member states who so fragantly violate fundamental EU laws. Not to \"blame\" the people, but to ensure that it gets resolved quicker.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofta3lx","user":"KosViikmoroaa","score":212,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:02:27.000Z","text":"Absolutely.\nIn fact, if we look into it, they can partially thank themselves for Orban. Orban used a lot of embezzled EU funds to buy up media for loyal cronies, which he used to brainwash the population with propaganda. And then it went wild from there since language barrier and technological illiteracy was harsh - and was also gradually made up for as newer generations entered the voting brackets.\nAnd EU took its sweet time to react to anything, in fact it took until the 2022 war breakout (THREE TERMS!) to realize how much of a PITA a malicious country can be.\nI think the EU has learned that it has grown beyond a few countries who are willing to cooperate and are easy to keep in check. The rules need to change, money needs to be tracked, and actions need to be quick and confident. This is not a small clique now, this is a coalition that is a world power. Mean looks and harshly worded letters are not the way to go. Rules, consequences.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftfjcg","user":"moroaa","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:28:41.000Z","text":"Its well kinda rough to say but yes we needed that war to force EU leaders to change and stop being such a ass licking cunts toward ruzzia.,","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftalq5","user":"MercantileReptile","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:04:51.000Z","text":"Same.\nThese are some of the greatest News for Democracy in years. Does not negate the slow motion Trainwreck the (lack of) EU response was.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft9cck","user":"Panophobia_senpai","score":101,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:58:48.000Z","text":"Just to add to it: we needed an actual opposition party, not parties who were working with Fidesz.\nAnd in the last 2 weeks, it turned out almost all of the opposition worked with them.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftbcyh","user":"NatiFluffy","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:08:29.000Z","text":"There will be always a black sheep. Soon it will be us. Right now it will be also Slovakia. We just have to learn not to treat it emotionally. We can’t feel like we should take a blame for our entire nations. Today is a very happy day for Hungarians and the whole Europe so congrats!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft54my","user":"garg4ntuamousepotatodoesstuffTappedIn2111Dumi33BookLuvr7","score":3973,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:38:38.000Z","text":"Congratulations folks! You are the first very VERY good news of this 2026! Now let's go and kick some Russian asses!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6byy","user":"mousepotatodoesstuffTappedIn2111","score":1408,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:44:26.000Z","text":"And kick out some Russian assets while we're at it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofta815","user":"TappedIn2111","score":360,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:03:02.000Z","text":"Also some Russian asshats if possible.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7xwt","user":"Dumi33BookLuvr7","score":196,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:52:08.000Z","text":"Save one for Trump’s ass","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftacgs","user":"BookLuvr7","score":106,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:03:38.000Z","text":"Speaking from the US, many people here agree.\nAlso, CONGRATS Hungary!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4sth","user":"fillepille2000pepperskatNecessary-Ad7150Valuable-Painting613MountEndurancebATo76","score":632,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:37:02.000Z","text":"I feel so much happiness for you, love from Sweden❤️","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft85aa","user":"pepperskatNecessary-Ad7150Valuable-Painting613MountEndurance","score":220,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:53:06.000Z","text":"Thank you! We are happy to be the part of the EU again❤️","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofta7ey","user":"Necessary-Ad7150","score":92,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:02:57.000Z","text":"Welcome back! Cheers from Belgium ❤️","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftddst","user":"Valuable-Painting613","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:18:18.000Z","text":"Welcome back. Love from Denmark❤️❤️","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft90mt","user":"MountEndurance","score":74,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:57:15.000Z","text":"Our sincere congratulations from the United States!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft92j6","user":"bATo76","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:57:30.000Z","text":"I second that, also from Sweden.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6yjw","user":"Aeron118TheanielBelaTheKingsemperfi07","score":192,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:47:27.000Z","text":"Love from Romania! Good job neighbors! The good side wins once again.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft782h","user":"Theaniel","score":96,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:48:43.000Z","text":"Love from Hungary! 🇷🇴🇭🇺","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftc5y1","user":"BelaTheKingsemperfi07","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:12:24.000Z","text":"Thank you very much, dear neighbor!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftcmo7","user":"semperfi07","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:14:40.000Z","text":"All the love from Romania ! Enjoy this night ♥️","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6ge9","user":"Greedy_Sale_2838","score":155,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:45:02.000Z","text":"I just opened a bottle of champagne for you. Congratulations, Hungary! Welcome back to Europe!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5j6h","user":"Ok-Caterpillar9092","score":138,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:40:34.000Z","text":"Congrats from Germany!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6323","user":"FonzoFC","score":123,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:43:15.000Z","text":"Love from Portugal, you did us all proud!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft69he","user":"SnooCakes6334Jake-of-the-Sands","score":122,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:44:06.000Z","text":"Fingers crossed from Poland. I hope we can kick out Putin lickers from whole Europe. We our two out there on your end. Please send then soon so we can jail them properly","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7asq","user":"Jake-of-the-Sands","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:49:04.000Z","text":"I'm not so optimistic looking at our current polls. Polish people are being scared into obedient voting by the right wing and their ecclesial allies daily.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6w4x","user":"diamanthaende","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:47:08.000Z","text":"A good day for Hungary and for Europe. Well done and congratulations Hungarians, a very necessary first step to rescue your country from authoritarian kleptocracy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6nrt","user":"Markus_zockt","score":162,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:46:01.000Z","text":"I’ve been on the edge of my seat for hours and I’m absolutely delighted to have our Hungarian friends back.\n🇭🇺 🤝🇩🇪 / 🇪🇺","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft53jh","user":"ontologicalmatrix","score":122,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:38:29.000Z","text":"I am genuinely happy for you. Savour and celebrate the moment.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft65tt","user":"LookOverThere305","score":41,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:43:37.000Z","text":"It’s amazing to see democracy in action congratulations.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6r5p","user":"Hypaforalkus","score":81,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:46:29.000Z","text":"Félicitations de France. Vive la Hongrie !","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6b4h","user":"astro_pack","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:44:19.000Z","text":"Happy for you guys and best of luck from neighbour Croatia","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft75ch","user":"PureInsaneAmbition","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:48:21.000Z","text":"Celebrating in Canada for all of you!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7jpg","user":"Knawie","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:50:15.000Z","text":"I truly can't understand how happy you must feel. I was doing a happy dance when I heard the news, and I'm Dutch. Must be a wonderful feeling for you, to have this happen ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft66vg","user":"FML_FTL","score":97,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:43:45.000Z","text":"As a turkish citizen who lives in austria. I was rly rooting for you and Im rly happy for you. You did something, we could not. Congratz.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft75gi","user":"MomsTortellinis","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:48:22.000Z","text":"I'm so happy for you, may it all get better from here on out. This is such a big win for Hungary and Europe alike. Vance, Trump and Putin will be sulking but we're celebrating with you! Love from the Netherlands!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8m1o","user":"Limp-Schedule9752","score":56,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:55:19.000Z","text":"Congratulations, freedom-loving Hungarians. Congratulations, freedom-fighting Ukrainians. Congratulations, Europeans allies.\nY'all are today's beacon for democracy, and you give us Americans hope.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft79x8","user":"Glass-Cabinet-249","score":54,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:48:57.000Z","text":"Brother, today you are a real democracy. You just voted him out, and Orban called the winner to congratulate them and peacefully leave.\nYou are a democracy. Now go prove what that means.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6hdn","user":"Xgentis","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:45:10.000Z","text":"Congratulations, finally a good news. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6zgf","user":"whiteridge","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:47:34.000Z","text":"Fantastic news! All the best to Hungary!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8xo5","user":"Jupiter131","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:56:51.000Z","text":"Well, you definitely live in a more real democracy than US. I just read that Orban called Magyar and congratulated him. Remember when Trump congratulated Biden? Never. To this day, 6 years later, he still claims he won.\nAnyways, Congratulations, Hungary! It is a beautiful day for you and the entire Euorope. You have a lot to be proud of.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft540k","user":"BrianSometimes","score":48,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:38:33.000Z","text":"Happy for you, really","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6ci1","user":"4materasu92","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:44:30.000Z","text":"Hell yeah, so fucking happy for you guys! Here's to hoping the new government doesn't squander the massive opportunity they've been given.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft80ke","user":"sw1ss_dude","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:52:28.000Z","text":"Hey fellow Hungarian, I too did my part today.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8e2x","user":"Beunhaasnr2","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:54:17.000Z","text":"Lots of love from Belgium! Fuck Russia and Trump, u did it!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5hx5","user":"Hayes4prez","score":59,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:40:25.000Z","text":"Well done! I’m envious from afar! Congratulations to you and your country! Today, we all celebrate!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8grc","user":"Bitter-Swan7054","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:54:38.000Z","text":"Love and best wishes from Poland!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7kuw","user":"Legitimate-Tip-2149","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:50:25.000Z","text":"I can't understand how it must feel, but I sure as hell am happy for you! Great to have Hungary back on the team!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft80l7","user":"paditoburrito","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:52:28.000Z","text":"Congratulations, let this be the start of a great future! Sending love from Canada! 🇨🇦 🍁","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft712u","user":"Insolvator","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:47:48.000Z","text":"I'm very happy for you people!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft83xn","user":"Timauris","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:52:56.000Z","text":"Congrats to you guys! After years of illiberal democracy, the strongest expression of democracy possible has blown it away! I'm really happy for you and I'm hopeful this will also have a positive effect on my country (Slovenia), where the Orban financial empire was a strong supporter of our far right (sadly soon to be) prime minister.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4weo","user":"AntEaterApocalypseAkatsukiEUNEJB_UKSuper-CynicalszabxHaunting-Warning-375ebulient","score":4789,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:37:31.000Z","text":"A great day for Hungary. A great day for Europe. A great day for the world. One less Russian puppet staining the face of humankind and hopefully the beginning of healing for Hungary.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8jon","user":"AkatsukiEUNEJB_UKSuper-Cynical","score":536,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:55:01.000Z","text":"Congrats to the people of Hungary. Tomorrow dawns a new day","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftg1bj","user":"JB_UK","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:31:06.000Z","text":"Another Russian ally bites the dust.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftfr9d","user":"Super-Cynical","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:29:45.000Z","text":"Bad day for Putin","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftc9vg","user":"szabxHaunting-Warning-375","score":224,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:12:56.000Z","text":"\"A great day for Hungary, therefore the world\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftdogp","user":"Haunting-Warning-375","score":129,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:19:44.000Z","text":"“We see the ex-leader - he’s about to board a plane to Russia. As is tradition”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofte3e3","user":"ebulient","score":65,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:21:45.000Z","text":"One less Russian puppet\nIt’s such good news and a great step in the right direction!\nNow we just need EU to stop being puppets of US and become our own masters 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6fyx","user":"Sneaky_SquirreelCaciulacdlacRincetron1ElizBorneopentoworkWolkenbaer","score":935,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:44:59.000Z","text":"Hope EU will figure out a way to change Veto rule now that Orban is gone, before another Orban-like rises up in the near future and Veto everything again.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofte60k","user":"CaciulacdlacRincetron1ElizBorneopentoworkWolkenbaer","score":472,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:22:06.000Z","text":"I'm sorry to tell you but there's already another Orban in EU and his name is Robert Fico","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftnr8b","user":"Rincetron1ElizBorneopentoworkWolkenbaer","score":187,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:10:21.000Z","text":"The bad news for Fico is that people are so beyond fed up with that lone veto, it's going to change.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofui2bl","user":"ElizBorneopentoworkWolkenbaer","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:54:05.000Z","text":"We have a short window of opportunity. We need to move forward before we, French people, decide to elect Bardella...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv6tmp","user":"Wolkenbaer","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:21:01.000Z","text":"Or us german the AfD, Poland is eying with PiS again etc.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4zge","user":"RefloniMartiusDecimusPlucsup","score":1610,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:37:55.000Z","text":"Welcome back to Europe.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft87f7","user":"MartiusDecimus","score":181,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:53:23.000Z","text":"Thank you! It was a very long road. Hopefully we're back on track but the real work just begins.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftdi93","user":"Plucsup","score":210,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:18:55.000Z","text":"Good to be back ♥️🇪🇺","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofteqbm","user":"logicwutapp4One_Building4863","score":178,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:24:48.000Z","text":"As a Hungarian this is fucking incredible, I'm 21 years old, basically our first time to live in a non-Orbán ruled country","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftxyqe","user":"One_Building4863","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:02:35.000Z","text":"congratulations!! seeing Hungarians being so happy makes me happy too :)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6jz2","user":"aspaceadventure","score":162,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:45:31.000Z","text":"Good day for Europe.\nEven better day for Hungary.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5x6r","user":"bickidElectrical_Till7125LaconicSufferingMeccIt","score":299,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:42:27.000Z","text":"137 seats right now. Number rising <3\nSo happy for ... everyone!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft781w","user":"Electrical_Till7125","score":72,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:48:43.000Z","text":"138!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofto00r","user":"LaconicSufferingMeccIt","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:11:37.000Z","text":"That's enough to change the constitution right? Set term limits to leaders.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofttg2j","user":"MeccIt","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:39:08.000Z","text":"Yes, supermajority at 133/199 so the 'locked in' Orban lapdogs will be very worried tonight as their removal is guaranteed.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4qwg","user":"sysisTheBonk92spezial_edSpooknikIndependent-Slide-79Automatic_Peanut_220LCkroghmousepotatodoesstuffOdd-VisitPatientInitial882the_TIGEEER","score":2194,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:36:47.000Z","text":"europe, we are sorry for the past 16 years","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft52au","user":"TheBonk92spezial_ed","score":913,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:38:18.000Z","text":"Don't be, today is a proud day for all Hungarians and Europeans! Great job.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft9fea","user":"spezial_ed","score":141,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:59:13.000Z","text":"A great day for Hungarians, and therefore, the world.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6zxx","user":"Spooknik","score":59,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:47:38.000Z","text":"We still love you.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft881x","user":"Independent-Slide-79","score":48,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:53:28.000Z","text":"You just made everything up x10. This is so important. Greetings from Germany 🫡","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5jf9","user":"Automatic_Peanut_220LCkrogh","score":241,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:40:36.000Z","text":"Welcome back Hungary! 🎉🍾","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofthrc9","user":"LCkrogh","score":77,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:39:32.000Z","text":"And a literal FUCK YOU to the USA for so vehemently and blatantly trying to divide us. Disgusting behaviour.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6jw5","user":"mousepotatodoesstuff","score":75,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:45:31.000Z","text":"Well, you turned a new leaf now. Wishing you best of luck!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8dzy","user":"Odd-Visit","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:54:17.000Z","text":"Forget the past. Now concentrate on yourself and work to have the country you deserve!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6dss","user":"PatientInitial882","score":72,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:44:41.000Z","text":"Water under the bridge. Now where is that bottle of Palinka?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft72yg","user":"the_TIGEEER","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:48:02.000Z","text":"It's ok 😭😭😭 I'm so happy 😭😭 just promise we will reform the EU together so another Orban can't hapenn again. Maybe mext time in Slovenija for example.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6ry7","user":"Deadpooo_l","score":134,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:46:35.000Z","text":"I am so happy about it. We went voting with the kids in the afternoon, had ice cream, spent the afternoon with happy family things, put the kids to bed and only then we checked the election results... We were ecstatic to say the least.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6l74","user":"OltaruTalmirion","score":367,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:45:41.000Z","text":"Today the EU got stronger 💪💪💪 no russia puppet anymore","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft9ngk","user":"Talmirion","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:00:17.000Z","text":"I hope it stays this way when our elections come next year in France","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8w8d","user":"Kitten7002Throatwobbler_M_III","score":255,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:56:39.000Z","text":"WE ARE FREEE","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftcxkf","user":"Throatwobbler_M_III","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:16:07.000Z","text":"Happy for you, welcome back to democracy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5bee","user":"WyciorekLCkroghMeccIt","score":554,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:39:32.000Z","text":"Bravo Hungarians. Thank you for proving that even if it seems that country is irreversibly lost to oligarchy and corruption, it can still come back. You got amazing chance, I hope that in decade we will be able to point to this moment as a start of an amazing turnaround story","links":[{"url":"https://i.redd.it/t2bd2kzgo5we1.jpeg","text":"https://i.redd.it/t2bd2kzgo5we1.jpeg"}]},{"id":"t1_oftj7hq","user":"LCkroghMeccIt","score":203,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:46:44.000Z","text":"And a literal FUCK YOU to the USA for so vehemently and blatantly trying to divide us. Disgusting behaviour from a supposed friend and ally.","links":[{"url":"https://i.redd.it/t2bd2kzgo5we1.jpeg","text":"https://i.redd.it/t2bd2kzgo5we1.jpeg"}]},{"id":"t1_oftt4j0","user":"MeccIt","score":74,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:37:30.000Z","text":"Please, we have to thank the US for sending their dark knight, JD Vance, who curses everything he touches - Pope, Iran now Orban https://i.redd.it/t2bd2kzgo5we1.jpeg","links":[{"url":"https://i.redd.it/t2bd2kzgo5we1.jpeg","text":"https://i.redd.it/t2bd2kzgo5we1.jpeg"}]},{"id":"t1_oft8cl6","user":"wolfwood852Throatwobbler_M_III","score":217,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:54:05.000Z","text":"I'm already drunk","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftcsi9","user":"Throatwobbler_M_III","score":54,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:15:27.000Z","text":"Congrats, mate, party like it’s 1999.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4x85","user":"Bicentennial_DouchefeariswhyyouwillfailWelterbestatus","score":715,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:37:37.000Z","text":"I wish Orban nothing but misery and constant explosive diarrhea for the remainder of his life.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6dnr","user":"feariswhyyouwillfailWelterbestatus","score":133,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:44:40.000Z","text":"And a constant incurable itchy asshole as well.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7p7n","user":"Welterbestatus","score":65,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:50:59.000Z","text":"And only the drunkest Russian doctors for treatment.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6tfv","user":"casualnicknameInto_Intoxicationlcdxr01Slight-Ad-6553","score":407,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:46:47.000Z","text":"I would like to say THANK YOU to JD Vance","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftewvk","user":"Into_Intoxication","score":107,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:25:40.000Z","text":"Visited the pope the day before his death as well. When will he visit Putin?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft81us","user":"lcdxr01","score":165,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:52:38.000Z","text":"Yes. I think a visit and endorsement by Vance was the kiss of death for Orban.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftdavt","user":"Slight-Ad-6553","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:17:55.000Z","text":"should send him so Slovakia next","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft605x","user":"Capital_Resident_872","score":71,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:42:52.000Z","text":"I'm so happy for you guys from across the border ❤️🇭🇺\nI hope Austria takes you as an example","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4t2n","user":"FonzoFCNemezis88RipCurl69Reddit","score":1106,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:37:04.000Z","text":"Sorry America and Russia, Hungary is EUROPEAN","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7pjb","user":"Nemezis88RipCurl69Reddit","score":237,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:51:02.000Z","text":"Next vacation is in Budapest you sweet amazing hungarians!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft9o99","user":"RipCurl69Reddit","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:00:23.000Z","text":"Same! We went in 23 and 24. Took a year off and we're so excited to be going back","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8ktt","user":"Jazzbassrunner","score":188,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:55:10.000Z","text":"Victor Orban, Vladimir Putin, JD Couchfucker, your boys took a hell of a beating!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5anq","user":"Hayes4prez","score":59,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:39:26.000Z","text":"CONGRATS HUNGARY!!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft62qz","user":"TheSpiikki","score":59,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:43:13.000Z","text":"Good job Hungarians! a warm congratulation from Finland!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4q6j","user":"Ambitious-Dog-1232Retiretiretard","score":208,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:36:41.000Z","text":"Well done, Hungarians. Congratulations!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7cp4","user":"Retiretiretard","score":99,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:49:19.000Z","text":"Im crying as a 30y old man. We are finally free","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft65jr","user":"hadeska","score":100,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:43:35.000Z","text":"Welcome back to the continent","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft61hq","user":"BaticaTatica30cm","score":177,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:43:02.000Z","text":"Congrats to the the Hungarian people, also 78% of the voters is a stunning result. Hopefully we will also remove Plenkovic and HDZ as soon as posible.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8d9a","user":"Sihayaya","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:54:10.000Z","text":"Big W for Hungary, you deserve the right not to be oppressed by Temu Jabba the Hut","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft62fe","user":"theonlyjambo","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:43:10.000Z","text":"Good riddance, finally. A good day for Europe.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofta10q","user":"chrisheart86jeremyxt","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:02:07.000Z","text":"🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺  Finally, I won't have to feel ashamed to be hungarian 😄","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftalmc","user":"jeremyxt","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:04:50.000Z","text":"(Bro-hug). I didn't think it was possible.\nTo Americans: for context, by aggressively gerrymandering Hungary, by stacking the Courts, and by taking over the Press, Orban very nearly accomplished permanent one-party rule.\nHungary just accomplished the impossible. It's a monumental feat.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4kyi","user":"Intelligent_Fun4378jarnokee963","score":109,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:36:00.000Z","text":"Wout Van Aert won Paris Roubaix, and Orban got defeated in Hungary. I liked this day.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofta4qh","user":"jarnokee963","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:02:36.000Z","text":"Absolutely same here as Belgian with Hungarian fiance.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft50jq","user":"greathumanitarian","score":104,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:38:04.000Z","text":"Good news for a change.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7ayh","user":"LieutBromhead","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:49:05.000Z","text":"Adiós cunt! Europe can move forward without your geriatric corruption now and Hungary can only improve from now on.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8axq","user":"UNF0RM4TT3D","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:53:52.000Z","text":"Orbán out, now let's hope that the Slovaks will pull through next year as well and kick out their Putinfile, although I don't have high hopes. And of course we, the Czechs will need to do our part as well, however that's still a few more years away as we had our last year and elected a bunch of clowns. We're having senate elections, let's hope we don't give more ground to them with barely over half of the seats in parliament. At least our clowns are mostly fence-sitters, so less damage to be done here, but still a threat.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6hxe","user":"Beginning-Draft-5638","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:45:14.000Z","text":"Congratulations Hungary, we're incredibly proud of you in Denmark! ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8acz","user":"sea-elle0463","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:53:48.000Z","text":"Happy to hear some good news! Way to go, Hungary!\nlove from USA","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5xxx","user":"SusCat_co","score":112,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:42:33.000Z","text":"WE MADE IT BOYS!!! Back to the EU!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft51r2","user":"Baron_Of_Move","score":81,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:38:14.000Z","text":"Congratulations to Hungary and all Hungarians who went to exercise their right to vote.\nLet us hope that in the coming years, moderates will be able to root out the pawns and clients set up by Orban and his clique, as well as normalizing the state of media partiality.\nWe Europeans cheer for you","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft740a","user":"Express-Pay2740Supernova1000000","score":83,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:48:11.000Z","text":"Welcome back to the table, Hungary! We’ve missed you. ❤️","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft761h","user":"Supernova1000000","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:48:27.000Z","text":"❤️🤍💚","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6rje","user":"SWK18","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:46:32.000Z","text":"Orban means stain in Basque.\nGlad they are cleaning that up.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7u7r","user":"MrChrisis","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:51:38.000Z","text":"Congrats my Hungarian friends and welcome back in the EU!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8a2l","user":"dacoli93","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:53:45.000Z","text":"That fucking piece of shit is out. We did it!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft9p1l","user":"DaboInk84","score":44,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:00:29.000Z","text":"As an American watching this from afar, congrats Hungary, and also Europe, as you will now have a better chance to preserve western democracy. I’m not religious whatsoever, but I pray my country can get it’s shit together and follow in your footsteps in our midterm elections this fall.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5brr","user":"Salty_Citron4737","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:39:35.000Z","text":"I was in Hungary last year and i can 100% say that it is a beautiful country with hospitable people. Congratulations to you guys!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft9p3l","user":"Glad_Mechanic_6648","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:00:30.000Z","text":"Orban loses, Trump and MAGA lose and Russian lose thier puppet. Amazing day for freedom, democrazy and europe!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftpqu1","user":"Manginaz","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:20:37.000Z","text":"Damn, I'm going to hire JD Vance to go visit everyone I hate.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft70fc","user":"MaesterHannibal","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:47:42.000Z","text":"Insane, I thought for sure there’d be election fraud. Godspeed, Hungary","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4mu5","user":"Left_Juggernaut_6246","score":153,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:36:14.000Z","text":"This is the most beautiful day of my life, and i’m not even hungarian!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5dv8","user":"Desperate-Rooster175","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:39:52.000Z","text":"Great day for Hungary, Europe and for the world !","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7z9e","user":"ComprehensiveInspect","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:52:18.000Z","text":"I'm very proud of my nation 🇭🇺","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6h0t","user":"Ok_Prize_7491","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:45:07.000Z","text":"Change is possible. Thank you for voting fellow europeans. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8oj5","user":"Stablebrew","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:55:39.000Z","text":"Best news of the week!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofta8j6","user":"DexM23","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:03:06.000Z","text":"a good news, in 2026? this cant be real\ngz my hungarian neighbors!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftj64i","user":"dakjelle","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:46:33.000Z","text":"Thanks ti every Hungarian that came out to vote for democracy!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft85h5","user":"batizt","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:53:08.000Z","text":"This is so heartwarming ! Congrats mates, love from France 🇪🇺❤️","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8pvf","user":"SpookyMinimalist","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:55:49.000Z","text":"Congratulations, Hungary 🇭🇺, let's hope the Putin-puppet is not about to pull some dirty tricks.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5efc","user":"Marcelmu","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:39:56.000Z","text":"I am so happy about this! Well done, Hungarian Sisters and brothers and everyone in between!!!\nI can not shed the fear though about the reaction from US…","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft63yp","user":"CrazyRah","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:43:22.000Z","text":"Thrilled to actually see these headlines. Congrats Hungary and everyone who fought and believed that today would come. You did it, you really did it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6uer","user":"Lazy_Crow_6872","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:46:54.000Z","text":"Dedicated to JD Vance and Putin","links":[{"url":"https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qDNVr1ucwyE/maxresdefault.jpg","text":"Dedicated to JD Vance and Putin"}]}]},{"id":"t3_1sk8w0v","type":"link","sub":"BrandNewSentence","username":"Goofball-John-McGee","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"i.redd.it","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1sk8w0v/tiktokers_are_speedrunning_scientology_buildings/","score":16,"comments_count":405,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:08:03.000Z","url":"https://i.redd.it/76awsqew7yug1.jpeg","thumbnail":"https://preview.redd.it/76awsqew7yug1.jpeg?width=140&height=125&auto=webp&s=9dc2def1ed3fdca604702cd9336dc1b14ad04aba","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"“TikTokers are speedrunning Scientology buildings in Los 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young","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvbib","user":"International_Cow_17Adam_J89","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:02:16.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/pTQUOfSmjo2hG","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy539v","user":"Adam_J89","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:47:49.000Z","text":"If I remember after work I might give it a shot.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzbs0","user":"SchrodingerMil","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:21:10.000Z","text":"If it becomes a full fad, we’ll get a video of Tom Cruise running down the halls","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxl0kx","user":"Slow_Bowler8285CarfDarko","score":68,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:09:58.000Z","text":"<image>\nQuicktime event\nMash \"x\" not to die!","links":[{"url":"https://i.redd.it/optochwtiyug1.gif","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxzdj6","user":"CarfDarko","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:21:24.000Z","text":"I love how the quality of the gif makes it feel like it is taken from a Sega-CD FMV game 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playaaaaa","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/RD02Grpyh6v4I","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy5xaz","user":"Single-Pin-369","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:51:35.000Z","text":"Honestly one of his best rolls. Much better than action guy movie no23","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxythd","user":"Skratt79Breath_Deep","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:18:50.000Z","text":"swinging past your knees!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy01h9","user":"Breath_Deep","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:24:29.000Z","text":"Big dick playaaaaa.....","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxhvwc","user":"jigawatson","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:53:09.000Z","text":"Life bar shows up at the top of the screen…","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnf71","user":"LeonSigmaKennedy","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:22:34.000Z","text":"Cruise would just see them running away from security and start running away with them out of habit","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqpn6","user":"SophisticatedScreams","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:39:31.000Z","text":"I feel like this is actually a good use of influencer time and energy lol.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxt6dv","user":"ShitPostinLikeFire","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:51:55.000Z","text":"This would be hysterical. Could we throw all the annoying Jake Paul wannabes into this trend though?\nIt definitely would be satisfying to see Scientology try and launch a lawsuit against all of these creators to see where it goes.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxuzgv","user":"cosmicosmo4JimWilliams423SafiyaOEkrishAONYC_Noguestlist","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:00:40.000Z","text":"Scientology should just lean in and make a video of Tom Cruise speedrunning a scientology office.\nAlso, this whole thing is dumb. Scientology's evil happens behind closed doors (which these guys aren't getting through) and on paper (which these guys aren't stealing or photographing). The reaction they're getting isn't any different than if they tried running through the employee-only area of basically any business, so what's the point?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxz5b0","user":"JimWilliams423SafiyaO","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:20:21.000Z","text":"so what's the point?\nIt gets people talking about scientology's evil.\nThe fact that all the bad stuff happens behind closed doors makes it easy for them stay under the radar, this goofy ass shit raises their profile. The more people talking about scientology, the more danger the organization is in.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy902v","user":"SafiyaO","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:04:43.000Z","text":"I recommend people look up all the nasty things Scientologists did during the Danny Masterson rape trial. People do not know enough about the evil this organisation does.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy08dp","user":"EkrishAO","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:25:23.000Z","text":"The point is to annoy evil people, it works and it's funny.\nAs a bonus, every hour these dumb prank tiktokers spend annoying scientologists, is an hour they're not spending annoying some walmart workers or random pedestrians.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0ary","user":"NYC_Noguestlist","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:25:41.000Z","text":"Becuase doing this at a Target is a dickhead move - no one is going to be upset if you're pissing off a bunch of cult members. The content is the reaction, not documenting anything of note.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxs8x5","user":"Brainwave1010","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:47:20.000Z","text":"PRIME SOUL CRUISE","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/k1191yIohWqf6QUipN","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxtufl","user":"rosephoenix19","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:55:10.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/oOzOYcb0mQZYiNkph6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy0hje","user":"WhydIJoinRedditAgain","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:26:35.000Z","text":"When you get past Cruise, you have to dodge the ghost of L. Rom Hubbard and then you get to Xenu. If you get past Xenu they HAVE TO proclaim you the reincarnation of L. Ron and you get to smoke Kools and pick up a Louis L’Amour novel exactly where L. Ron left off when he died.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxn3qo","user":"CatLightyear","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:20:54.000Z","text":"Sooner or later everybody runs.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxofpd","user":"LazyLichcolossalklutzChronosshotgunPM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:27:46.000Z","text":"This is like Resident Evil Villiage, running through the mansion and encountering Lady Dimitrescu","links":[{"url":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPy4jIVmmcI","text":"the fly swatter."}]},{"id":"t1_ofxqgb0","user":"colossalklutzChronosshotgunPM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:38:10.000Z","text":"I found her more annoying than threatening though. Maybe because I’m older but Mr X to be more intimidating.","links":[{"url":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPy4jIVmmcI","text":"the fly swatter."}]},{"id":"t1_ofxt6fn","user":"Chronosshotgun","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:51:55.000Z","text":"That was pretty intentional. They gave you tons of ways to walk around her, she was slow, and loud, and I can only think of one time where she really applied much direct pressure.\nSame thing in RE9 - there are a couple of patrolling bosses, but they are all slow and predictable. I think they only times I got hit by 'the girl' were when she did jump scares.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy36qd","user":"PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:39:07.000Z","text":"Turn the tables with the fly swatter.","links":[{"url":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPy4jIVmmcI","text":"the fly swatter."}]},{"id":"t1_ofxs5bc","user":"btoxic","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:46:50.000Z","text":"Boss Battle! You have discovered the lair of a Neighborhood Boss!\nPut your game faces on ladies and gentlemen!\nAaaand Here. We. Go!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1fc8","user":"Kodiak01","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:30:57.000Z","text":"Just have to avoid the closets.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxbsji","user":"orionisintheskysc00022Myke190kirotheavengerSydney__FifeACW1129DeletedUsernameHereChudMaster69420nicknaklmaokamilo87HammerschattenGlittering-Animal30kamilo87Glittering-Animal30WriggleNightbugDr__AmericaEarthResterAllDayIDreamOfCatsLoopStrickenVexingRavenIsash39Meaty_GirthquakeACW1129B0B_SpldbckwrdsAdOnly5876konny135Ritz527Top_Bumblebee5510ConditionSecret8593shotgun_shaunliquidtapepabo81maringueCastleofGaySkullSlideN2MyBMsTaliFrostRequirementFit1128BellacosePlayerImportantQuestions10","score":1774,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:17:53.000Z","text":"Scientology deserves to be messed with. Good for them lmao","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/9zc98uq6vyug1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a1284d7b9629d561bc1d2dc16a3942f64be3f27","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxi4qw","user":"sc00022Myke190kirotheavengerSydney__FifeACW1129DeletedUsernameHereChudMaster69420nicknaklmaokamilo87HammerschattenGlittering-Animal30kamilo87Glittering-Animal30WriggleNightbugDr__AmericaEarthResterAllDayIDreamOfCatsLoopStrickenVexingRavenIsash39Meaty_GirthquakeACW1129B0B_SpldbckwrdsAdOnly5876konny135Ritz527Top_Bumblebee5510ConditionSecret8593shotgun_shaunliquidtapepabo81","score":448,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:54:30.000Z","text":"I feel like they’ll escalate massively and shoot someone on site or something. Or sue them into oblivion and ruin their life","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxisoa","user":"Myke190kirotheavengerSydney__FifeACW1129DeletedUsernameHereChudMaster69420nicknaklmaokamilo87HammerschattenGlittering-Animal30kamilo87Glittering-Animal30WriggleNightbugDr__AmericaEarthResterAllDayIDreamOfCatsLoopStrickenVexingRavenIsash39Meaty_GirthquakeACW1129B0B_SpldbckwrdsAdOnly5876konny135Ritz527Top_Bumblebee5510ConditionSecret8593","score":420,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:58:05.000Z","text":"They'll almost certainly seek litigation for financial compensation. The whole reason they exist is to be tax-exempt and to be able to sue for defamation. If they were legit, they wouldn't actually care what people think.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxk6um","user":"kirotheavengerSydney__FifeACW1129DeletedUsernameHereChudMaster69420nicknaklmaokamilo87HammerschattenGlittering-Animal30kamilo87Glittering-Animal30WriggleNightbugDr__AmericaEarthResterAllDayIDreamOfCatsLoopStrickenVexingRavenIsash39Meaty_GirthquakeACW1129B0B_SpldbckwrdsAdOnly5876konny135Ritz527","score":281,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:05:35.000Z","text":"Scientology is the religion started by the guy who openly talked about starting a religion to collect money right?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxkr8v","user":"Sydney__Fife","score":75,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:08:36.000Z","text":"Yup","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxl07h","user":"ACW1129DeletedUsernameHereChudMaster69420nicknaklmaokamilo87HammerschattenGlittering-Animal30kamilo87Glittering-Animal30WriggleNightbugDr__AmericaEarthResterAllDayIDreamOfCatsLoopStrickenVexingRavenIsash39Meaty_GirthquakeACW1129","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:09:55.000Z","text":"He did what now?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxm3jv","user":"DeletedUsernameHereChudMaster69420nicknaklmaokamilo87HammerschattenGlittering-Animal30kamilo87Glittering-Animal30WriggleNightbugDr__America","score":152,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:15:37.000Z","text":"L Ron Hubbard. A mediocre sci-fi writer who was quoted on multiple occasions saying, and I'm paraphrasing, \"The real money is in religion\" and promptly turned his failed therapy concept, called dianetics, into Scientology.\nThen about forty years later Scientology infiltrated the IRS and blackmailed them into recognizing them as a religious organization.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxn6ww","user":"ChudMaster69420nicknaklmaokamilo87Hammerschatten","score":82,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:21:22.000Z","text":"Honestly, respect where is due. Even the goddamn Joker is afraid of IRS and these alien worshipping mfers held them by the balls.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsfd0","user":"nicknaklmaokamilo87Hammerschatten","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:48:12.000Z","text":"where's my Scientologist Joker arc honestly","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxu9a3","user":"kamilo87Hammerschatten","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:57:10.000Z","text":"There’s some money there too!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxurhp","user":"Hammerschatten","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:59:36.000Z","text":"No Scientology would sue didn't you listen","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxseeo","user":"Glittering-Animal30kamilo87Glittering-Animal30WriggleNightbug","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:48:04.000Z","text":"That’s a wrong simplification. It was decades of litigation and finally a willingness by both sides to resolve key questions to put it behind them. Including that the element responsible for Operation Snow White and the planning of Operation Freakout were no longer in positions within the church. Both of those were planned criminal conspiracies, of which Operation Snow White was more put into action. And if assets and revenue were being treated correctly as a church.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxugly","user":"kamilo87Glittering-Animal30WriggleNightbug","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:58:09.000Z","text":"While you’re right you shouldn’t negotiate with terrorists.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwwe9","user":"Glittering-Animal30WriggleNightbug","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:09:50.000Z","text":"I didn’t work for the IRS in the 90’s","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1aw8","user":"WriggleNightbug","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:30:23.000Z","text":"You can.... with a lot of hard work and a time machine","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4tda","user":"Dr__America","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:46:33.000Z","text":"I mean, I hear his sci-fi at the time was held in pretty high regard, despite being a kook and later a crook.\nI think there's this idea that you can't be a good writer while also being a bad person, and I don't exactly agree with that. I think lots of media overblows how good a mix of good and mediocre or amateurish writing is, and only later when people hate the person is it okay to focus almost solely on only the mediocre/poorly written parts.\nLike I think Harry Potter still has an overall compelling story despite being written by a person I don't like, and despite having many many flaws. There's good reason to have enjoyed the story or even to have found it mediocre, and there's good reason to not want to engage with it.\nI don't think the court of public opinion really has a healthy way of dealing with bad people making compelling media or arguments. People tend to expect that only good people and good ideas can be compelling, and I find that completely untrue if you take a glance at the last 100 years alone.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxm30p","user":"EarthResterAllDayIDreamOfCatsLoopStrickenVexingRaven","score":41,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:15:33.000Z","text":"The founder of Scientology was a science fiction writer, who openly said that religion was where the real money was. So he did that...and it worked.\nNow Scientology mostly exists to be an organization for the wealthy and elite that can hide things from the government due to the first amendment to the US constitution that guarantees a separation between church and state.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsr43","user":"AllDayIDreamOfCats","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:49:49.000Z","text":"They also were part of the reason Chiropractic sciences took off and have a hand in a number of clinics across the country.\nThe E reader that Scientology uses to see your tethan levels was created by a Chiropractor trying to create a mangetic healing machine and then Ron L Hubbard essentially stole it and said he created it for Scientology","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1jdk","user":"LoopStricken","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:31:29.000Z","text":"due to the first amendment to the US constitution that guarantees a separation between church and state.\n... has anyone told the politicians about this recently?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1yao","user":"VexingRaven","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:33:23.000Z","text":"that can hide things from the government due to the first amendment to the US constitution that guarantees a separation between church and state.\nThat's... not how that works... at all...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrlq4","user":"Isash39","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:44:04.000Z","text":"Hubbard made a bet with Heinlein over who would make more money, him starting a religion or Heinlein being a sci-fi writer","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxlv08","user":"Meaty_GirthquakeACW1129","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:14:23.000Z","text":"L. Ron Hubbard. He was a pretty slimy guy","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxm48s","user":"ACW1129","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:15:43.000Z","text":"Oh, I know the name, but I hadn't heard about this.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmbcb","user":"B0B_Spldbckwrds","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:16:45.000Z","text":"If I remember correctly, he wrote it in a letter to Ayn Rand. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpt3r","user":"AdOnly5876","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:34:50.000Z","text":"One of the greatest grifters of the game, ladies and gentleman L. Ron Hubbard","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmsg7","user":"konny135","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:19:15.000Z","text":"Apparently, a convicted fraudster as well.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtho8","user":"Ritz527","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:53:26.000Z","text":"Among other things. It was also so he could gather a crew and sail the seven seas looking for treasures buried by his past lives.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxl7jy","user":"Top_Bumblebee5510ConditionSecret8593","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:10:59.000Z","text":"Speed run any other church and they will welcome you in. Even though I think they should be paying taxes too.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxurqf","user":"ConditionSecret8593","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:59:38.000Z","text":"Maybe? I think I'd be pretty freaked out, without context.\nAnd I'm pretty sure a lot of folks would get up on their dignity about it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxq8j5","user":"shotgun_shaun","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:37:03.000Z","text":"A rare win-win? Either Scientology BS gets exposed or annoying TikTok trends die?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpjae","user":"liquidtape","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:33:26.000Z","text":"Those threats usually only work on adults. Not kids who can't see life past 23","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnjb0","user":"pabo81","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:23:10.000Z","text":"There’s a foundation whose mission is to support people who have been sued by Scientology.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyrht","user":"maringue","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:18:34.000Z","text":"Bro literally gave away the plot at the beginning and dumbasses still believe in this shit.\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/9zc98uq6vyug1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a1284d7b9629d561bc1d2dc16a3942f64be3f27","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxkt0d","user":"CastleofGaySkull","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:08:52.000Z","text":"They’re using their evil powers for the forces of good!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxu1ej","user":"SlideN2MyBMs","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:56:06.000Z","text":"It's the only time I've heard of one of those obnoxious TikTok \"pranks\" and not been angry","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw3fi","user":"TaliFrost","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:06:00.000Z","text":"This might be the one antisocial TikTok trend I can get behind.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtz5c","user":"RequirementFit1128","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:55:48.000Z","text":"Joke's on them, the Scientologers might just end up not letting them leave 😬","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6fms","user":"BellacosePlayer","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:53:52.000Z","text":"I remember late in highschool when the chanology stuff happened and people were doing stuff like faxing them solid walls of black and such.\nI know they took a pretty big hit to recruitment after that, but sadly they're still lingering around.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyd7mu","user":"ImportantQuestions10","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:23:24.000Z","text":"You could say they're \" Fair Game\"?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxf1gb","user":"Calm-Wedding-9771elegylegacybaby_philMC_HaleNo_Internal9345KittimmSpecific_Frame8537","score":245,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:37:07.000Z","text":"Wow dungeon divers in real life!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxk0qs","user":"elegylegacybaby_philMC_HaleNo_Internal9345Kittimm","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:04:41.000Z","text":"Carl, this is an outrage","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpmbf","user":"baby_philMC_HaleNo_Internal9345","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:33:52.000Z","text":"Mongo is appalled.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqlt6","user":"MC_HaleNo_Internal9345","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:38:57.000Z","text":"HIIIIIIIIIII ZEV!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrjgw","user":"No_Internal9345","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:43:45.000Z","text":"Now get out there and Kill, Kill, Kill!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtmq5","user":"Kittimm","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:54:08.000Z","text":"I don't even know what Scienceology is, Carl.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvvy3","user":"Specific_Frame8537","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:05:00.000Z","text":"Lerooooy Jeeenkiiiins","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxe7n7","user":"JuneButIHateSummercityshepherd","score":401,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:32:17.000Z","text":"Finally, a societally productive trend!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxf6tc","user":"cityshepherd","score":79,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:37:58.000Z","text":"With the added bonus that the speed running is quite literal as opposed to all the symbolic/metaphorical stuff!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxcz1e","user":"hostile_scrotumwhooptheretisWeorthsquanderedprivilege","score":625,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:24:59.000Z","text":"First TikTok Trend I support","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0yhr","user":"whooptheretisWeorthsquanderedprivilege","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:28:49.000Z","text":"Is it a 'trend'?\nThere's like, one video.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1zdh","user":"Weorthsquanderedprivilege","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:33:31.000Z","text":"I'm pretty sure this is the same guy who ran into a McDonald's kitchen and got thrown out, so... A running into places people don't want you to trend?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2x5d","user":"squanderedprivilege","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:37:53.000Z","text":"It seems funny (to do to scientologists)but someone would get hurt pretty quickly if it became a trend","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxg7sb","user":"NIN10DOXDoxide_jCassandra-s-truthsTetragig","score":84,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:43:49.000Z","text":"If we all Naruto run together, they can’t stop us all.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/JRlqKEzTDKci5JPcaL","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/7be9msfltyug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36fa882e7b9f4da932a981858b79ed606753c93a","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxivu8","user":"oxide_jCassandra-s-truthsTetragig","score":51,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:58:33.000Z","text":"The Area 51 sequel we needed.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/7be9msfltyug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36fa882e7b9f4da932a981858b79ed606753c93a","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxwv0u","user":"Cassandra-s-truthsTetragig","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:09:39.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/7be9msfltyug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36fa882e7b9f4da932a981858b79ed606753c93a","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxzboa","user":"Tetragig","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:21:09.000Z","text":"That's an evergreen meme right there","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxdsk3","user":"myhaireatskids","score":162,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:29:48.000Z","text":"finally a good disruptive trend","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxeve0","user":"Grandmas_Fat_ChoadAgreeable-Outcome-14dandadone_with_life","score":84,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:36:08.000Z","text":"Beautiful! I wish there was an office near me so I could join the fun.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpudl","user":"Agreeable-Outcome-14dandadone_with_life","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:35:01.000Z","text":"There is, you just don't know","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw1vh","user":"dandadone_with_life","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:05:47.000Z","text":"i was gonna say, these guys are literally everywhere","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxgvcc","user":"TheMelonSystem","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:47:31.000Z","text":"Finally, a TikTok challenge I can get behind: harassing a cult compound 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxfopq","user":"War20XMyke190NekokekiNicoNoctilucyPossible-Tangelo9344roostersnuffedMejiro84you_cant_prove_thatOglefore","score":103,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:40:50.000Z","text":"I mean, it is a \"church\" and files as such under 501(c)(3), so...they should just be open to all, no?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxjfyl","user":"Myke190NekokekiNicoNoctilucy","score":56,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:01:33.000Z","text":"It's nice of us to give these billion dollar churches tax exemption. Good thing we have people living paycheck to paycheck to make up for the losses.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpuc7","user":"NekokekiNicoNoctilucy","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:35:01.000Z","text":"There really should be some sort of tax floor. If donations or net assets exceed X then apply tax (over simplification of course). A church buying real estate and commercial investments is kind of insane.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0ncr","user":"NicoNoctilucy","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:27:22.000Z","text":"Fr. I am surrounded by tons of little 1-2 room churches that can clearly barely afford to keep what theyve got, which such exemptions seem perfect for. But some of these mega churches seem more like corporations with their spending. Your last sentence is spot on.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxozey","user":"Possible-Tangelo9344roostersnuffed","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:30:34.000Z","text":"Being a church and open to the public aren't the same thing, as much as I hate scientology.\nNo church is gonna let you into the pastors office or where they keep tithes, or the kids daycare area. That's just.. kind of a ridiculous take.\nThere are lots of 501c3 hospitals even, and they damn sure aren't open to the public.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6r8w","user":"roostersnuffed","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:55:19.000Z","text":"Dudes comment had \"If the teacher is more than 20 mins late, legally we can all leave\" energy","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxm2lo","user":"Mejiro84you_cant_prove_that","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:15:29.000Z","text":"I don't think that quite follows? Scientology is a freaky, creepy cult, but a place being a religious place doesn't mean it has to be open to the public - lots of faiths have various sanctums or special places that aren't generally open, or you have to be a follower to get in","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxycdu","user":"you_cant_prove_that","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:16:36.000Z","text":"Yeah, this looks like they're running though offices. As stupid as the classification is for scientology, you don't have free reign over a church office, or the Priest's home. They would all be under the same categorization","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqb92","user":"Oglefore","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:37:26.000Z","text":"Try to get into a Mormon temple and tell me how that goes.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxl3pw","user":"U_L_UusSkipMonkey","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:10:26.000Z","text":"So... question, is there any reason why the building looks like a tuberculosis sanatorium?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2yjs","user":"SkipMonkey","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:38:03.000Z","text":"Because it used to be a hospital","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxfk4v","user":"givingupismyhobby","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:40:06.000Z","text":"One tiny small very short baby or millions of TikTokers? Who wins? Let's find out.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/gjaDUH3UfNnZn2stvY","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxk6e7","user":"Ok-Computer-1033","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:05:31.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/RctUh2vJWm2sw","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxm2hc","user":"mafsfan54CalculatedPerversion1OO1OO1S0SPay-Next","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:15:28.000Z","text":"A known cult with crazy technology, why would you want your face on their cameras? I'm not against protesting but with their very known mental instabilty and facial recognization that keeps files on everyone they've ever interacted with, I wouldn't risk my life like that. Just seems like an invitation for trouble.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy0sc","user":"CalculatedPerversion","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:15:07.000Z","text":"Do you really think random Tiktokers think that far ahead?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxuifv","user":"1OO1OO1S0SPay-Next","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:58:24.000Z","text":"Wear a mask folks","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5bu3","user":"Pay-Next","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:48:54.000Z","text":"Maybe something iconic. Like a Guy Fawkes mask.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxf3z0","user":"RealLokiLaufeyson","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:37:31.000Z","text":"What the fuck, I love tik tok now","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxiazj","user":"wrhnjspoilerdudegetrekt","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:55:27.000Z","text":"They should try this at Mormon temples too.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyar01","user":"spoilerdudegetrekt","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:12:22.000Z","text":"Most of them are pretty small so you won't get very far for the sake of there not being far to go.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxc5m4","user":"IonizedRadiation32me_myself_aiFront-Pomelo-4367iamisandisntbeepbeepbubblegumFlippantiesWannabeF1motherofcunts1OO1OO1S0Santijoke_13Subject-Garlic-9742unceretyTinWhis","score":59,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:20:05.000Z","text":"That sounds like a real good way to get disappeared off the face of the earth and have your family and friends hunted down","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxeagi","user":"me_myself_aiFront-Pomelo-4367iamisandisntbeepbeepbubblegumFlippantiesWannabeF1motherofcunts1OO1OO1S0S","score":117,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:32:44.000Z","text":"They're really good at being fucks, but they're not a mafia lol. I'd be more worried about them getting me fired or some shit than literally coming to harm me!\n...exception allowed for the dead wife of the CEO, of course","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxflxo","user":"Front-Pomelo-4367iamisandisnt","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:40:24.000Z","text":"There are also members who have died on base, but it's generally people who are members (or were roped into Narconon, their fake Nar Anon) and died during \"purification rundowns\" or as a result of Scientology's anti-mental-health rules","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmnuq","user":"iamisandisnt","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:18:35.000Z","text":"Also followup - they are really good at being mafioso. Look up the story of what happened with the Bixlers. We need to go deeper.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxhn3t","user":"beepbeepbubblegum","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:51:47.000Z","text":"There was a comment here I saw once where someone said they were young and stupid and went in and did the whole thing “as a joke” and it was actually really hard to leave (like they actually wouldn’t let her get out) and I remember another story someone else did the same thing and got trapped and only escaped by hiding in someone’s car that was leaving.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxgszn","user":"Flippanties","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:47:09.000Z","text":"They literally murdered Cedric of The Mars Volta's dog after he left Scientology and called out Danny Masterson for being a rapist. They're perfectly capable of harm.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxej12","user":"WannabeF1motherofcunts","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:34:09.000Z","text":"The ones that got fired were the ones that managed to escape...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxfvck","user":"motherofcunts","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:41:52.000Z","text":"That's members, not the average person. They’ll sue folk to oblivion but like the user above said it ain't the mafia.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxules","user":"1OO1OO1S0S","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:58:48.000Z","text":"You sure about that?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnx44","user":"antijoke_13","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:25:08.000Z","text":"They really only have that kind of power over their own people. Some random doing a speed running challenge will be missed if they get disappeared.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmuxx","user":"Subject-Garlic-9742uncerety","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:19:37.000Z","text":"Scientology is so hilarious like oh you want to threaten me because my cousin wants to leave the cult? laughs in second amendment These people have no power over anyone and mocking them mercilessly works.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsxf1","user":"uncerety","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:50:41.000Z","text":"If you are important enough as a target, they will crush you.\nThey'll come after you and your family. They'll sue you in court and force you to hire expensive lawyers to defend yourself. They can put a lien on your house during the lawsuits. Repeatedly contact your employers, friends, and neighbors with all kinds of accusations, from claiming you're a pdfile to embezzlement, etc. Follow you and your family around and take pics of you in public.\nLook up \"Fair Game\" Policy. They have connections everywhere at every level. You can't shoot them all and they will be relentless. They will never stop. And they will ruin your life.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1936","user":"TinWhis","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:30:10.000Z","text":"Like most cults, they're much more dangerous to their own members than they are to people that they have no level of emotional or financial control over.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxhllp","user":"huggablekoiNittanyScoutSituationNo4509","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:51:34.000Z","text":"I generally hate any kind of social media trend, but I like this","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxspr7","user":"NittanyScoutSituationNo4509","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:49:38.000Z","text":"Weaponize the brainrot\nConcentrate and aim it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxv41g","user":"SituationNo4509","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:01:17.000Z","text":"watch_dogs 2 DEDSEC type shit","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxn1w","user":"Hypnophilia","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:13:19.000Z","text":"I remember people doing this back in 2008, when 4chan was protesting scientology. We need another Agent Pubeit\nhttps://www.wired.com/2009/09/mf-chanology/\nhttps://youtu.be/iE9wC6kth9A?si=LJZpfqyyRl5SBRg-","links":[{"url":"https://www.wired.com/2009/09/mf-chanology/","text":"https://www.wired.com/2009/09/mf-chanology/"},{"url":"https://youtu.be/iE9wC6kth9A?si=LJZpfqyyRl5SBRg-","text":"https://youtu.be/iE9wC6kth9A?si=LJZpfqyyRl5SBRg-"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxsf8n","user":"Melodic-Yoghurt7193","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:48:11.000Z","text":"Hoping social media turns the kids into trespassing muckrakers and investigative journalists","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxfdoa","user":"Informalwizards","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:39:04.000Z","text":"Normally, I think these kinds of trends are garbage. I can get behind this one.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxge25","user":"HaztecCore","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:44:48.000Z","text":"Real life Rogue-like with Meta progression.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqc9j","user":"ChildoftheApocolypse","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:37:35.000Z","text":"Finally, influencer shenanigans I can get behind.. I say they should all storm that building together.. Make sure you check the basement, there's likely an ex-wife down there..","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqhpr","user":"littlea-h","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:38:22.000Z","text":"Haha I used to live near this Scientology building and had to walk past it to get to work. So terrifying tbh. Guards riding around on bikes, weird members shuffling by. And there were often handfuls of protesters.\nI eventually started walking through a different, less safe road just to avoid this building. 😣","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxo633","user":"DarthPeanit","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:26:25.000Z","text":"I can find one person who did it (good attempt but we can get much further) and one person explaining that other people are doing it and then talks about someone ducking under someone and jumping down a flight of stairs [#1bullshit]\nI think what happened here is this: one person did it, its hilarious and a great idea and now others will start doing it. I think we are watching something go viral because an influencer talked about someone doing something that also went viral and blah blah blah the social media machine.\nAnyways, I couldn't find any videos of anyone else doing it but if you do post them on my comment because im all for it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxlp3r","user":"Euromantique","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:13:32.000Z","text":"They do the really crazy stuff on their fleet of boats. (Scientology is nautical themed because L Ron was in the navy)\nIt would be interesting to get someone inside there with a camera more so than these buildings.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpcu1","user":"CanaDoug420","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:32:30.000Z","text":"POV you make it to the final room","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/n4GD2P8GgOIrm","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxq1az","user":"PckMan","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:36:01.000Z","text":"At some point they'll just never come out again.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqldr","user":"ZarosGuardian","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:38:54.000Z","text":"While that's actually legitimately hilarious, the last thing you want to do is get on the radar of those Scientology whackjobs","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsloq","user":"AgreeableSchedule471","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:49:04.000Z","text":"This is a lot cooler than trying to kick people's front doors in. Honestly, I hate most of the trends but this one's fun.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvjpv","user":"Low_Secret_1126","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:03:23.000Z","text":"Can they do Mormon temples next??","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyaho5","user":"Testicle_Tugger","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:11:13.000Z","text":"This makes me hope for another Area 51 “raid” but of the Scientology building","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxatak","user":"HesALittleSlowBlical","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:12:01.000Z","text":"That sounds like getting sued with extra steps","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxelq3","user":"Blical","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:34:35.000Z","text":"Bring it on bitches I'm broke as fuck already.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxg57a","user":"Foxyairman","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:43:25.000Z","text":"Isn’t this what John Stamos did?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxgzwb","user":"Taqq23","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:48:13.000Z","text":"Sounds like something out of South Park","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxhyuq","user":"curiousbydesign","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:53:35.000Z","text":"This is awesome!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxm2t9","user":"CatLord8","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:15:31.000Z","text":"This is 100% going to be my next Shadowrun one shot","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmpb1","user":"Significant_Ad1256","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:18:48.000Z","text":"That's the opposite of a speedrun. A challenge run if you will.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmtxb","user":"CassianCasius","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:19:28.000Z","text":"Wasn't it just one video.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxp9ol","user":"High-Tom-Titty","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:32:02.000Z","text":"We finally found a use for them.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqdzd","user":"redditbdum","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:37:50.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/PudZiAbQDUEik","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxqk2n","user":"ExultentPisces","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:38:42.000Z","text":"TikTokers have finally found a positive way to contribute to society then? About bloody time.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrihl","user":"Venus_Libra","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:43:36.000Z","text":"It's rare, but every now and then, teenagers do something amazing 🤣","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrrgv","user":"xrv01","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:44:53.000Z","text":"until one of them never comes back out","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxs9tx","user":"ls7eveen","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:47:27.000Z","text":"Approved","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxshnu","user":"Bubbles_sunken_ship","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:48:31.000Z","text":"Date night idea","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsiqq","user":"NittanyScout","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:48:40.000Z","text":"100% glitchless, fastest person to find Shelly Miscavige wins","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxu39t","user":"EKEEFE41","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:56:21.000Z","text":"Two groups of people I think if they utterly destroyed each other the world would be a better place.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvobr","user":"Digi-Device_File","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:03:59.000Z","text":"Never thought tikYok would do any good for society.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvyun","user":"another-Meta-Baroque","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:05:23.000Z","text":"Hopefully one of them speed runs far enough to find Shelley!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwg4y","user":"justl00kingthrowaway","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:07:41.000Z","text":"The is going to end with a few missing tiktokers.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwiuh","user":"Krogan_Popy","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:08:03.000Z","text":"I support this crusade.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxo5e","user":"Substantial_Echo5966","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:13:28.000Z","text":"Mapping the backrooms basically","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy226u","user":"Critical-Comment6114","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:33:53.000Z","text":"\"Tiktokers speed running scientology buildings\" sounds like the concept for a pretty bad YA novel about time travelers where they call them \"ticktockers\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3rve","user":"Call-Me-Matterhorn","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:41:48.000Z","text":"I’m anti-“do dumb things for views” but I’m more anti-cult so I support this","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofya2fi","user":"curiousthoughts20","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:09:20.000Z","text":"This might be the best thing I heard all morning\nGood for them","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyb2yb","user":"kitjen","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:13:50.000Z","text":"Getting thrown out wouldn't be my concern, it would be getting kept in.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybm8t","user":"jerseyknits","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:16:14.000Z","text":"I kind of love this","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxflr0","user":"paraworldblue","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:40:22.000Z","text":"Huh, I guess there is one good, benevolent use for those obnoxious Tiktok \"prankster\" trolls.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxlgfg","user":"ItsYeetOrBeYeeted007","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:12:16.000Z","text":"Maybe they should vandalize some stuff on the way. Really stick it to this so-called \"religion\"\nFor legal reasons this is a joke","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpvbf","user":"r0tted1","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:35:09.000Z","text":"A rare TikToker W, keep up the fine work.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxhzja","user":"ElderberryPrior27648","score":1,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:53:41.000Z","text":"I’d be worried about Scientology clapping back","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxjcxb","user":"flyfightandgrin","score":1,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:01:06.000Z","text":"Throw in a friendly arson.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxjk4l","user":"RawrRRitchie","score":1,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:02:12.000Z","text":"The majority of the time they'll just kick you out if you don't have money","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxjkzq","user":"Mugwumpjizzum1","score":1,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:02:19.000Z","text":"Oh I'm sure this won't blow up in their faces.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxkub1","user":"Gloomy-Speaker-1999","score":1,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:09:03.000Z","text":"The kids are alright","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnm92","user":"iloveeatinglettuce","score":1,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:23:35.000Z","text":"It’s all fun and games until one of them never comes out.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnwhv","user":"pocketjacks","score":1,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:25:03.000Z","text":"Was it more than the one previously publicized incident? Because the sentence structure implies a continued operation instead of a one-time thing.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxp4wa","user":"TheGreatGamer1389","score":1,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:31:22.000Z","text":"That's funny.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxp5f5","user":"AlaskanSamsquanch","score":1,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:31:26.000Z","text":"Good way to get disappeared into the depths of a Scientology compound.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxq4mn","user":"User_Many_Errors","score":1,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:36:30.000Z","text":"Actually love this trend… first time for everything","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrhss","user":"IBringTheHeat2","score":1,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:43:30.000Z","text":"All fun and games until they show up inside your house","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrzoo","user":"TheLesserWeeviI","score":1,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:46:03.000Z","text":"One person ran into the building...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxt4lx","user":"Ok-Handle-7562","score":1,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:51:40.000Z","text":"Seems kind of dangerous","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1sk0mzb","type":"link","sub":"SipsTea","username":"Firm_Philosopher3587","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"i.redd.it","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1sk0mzb/trump_posts_aiedited_photo_of_himself_as_christ/","score":8525,"comments_count":2773,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:32:17.000Z","url":"https://i.redd.it/26nfi23lyvug1.jpeg","thumbnail":"https://preview.redd.it/26nfi23lyvug1.jpeg?width=140&height=140&crop=1:1,smart&auto=webp&s=4709b3197a246420287fc8bacf14698c315bd5d6","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"Trump posts AI-edited photo of himself as Christ","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofvqev7","user":"AutoModerator","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:32:18.000Z","text":"Thank you for posting to r/SipsTea! 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All the while the Christian right treats him like the messiah.\nIf there is an Anti-Christ he is it.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/fbBDhlw5pPAYg","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/NNdHgVLWWGeek","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/a2be8rtzcxug1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e08d58c7f7df72a256c1e2d470f01bd0f49bcda9","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvw06h","user":"peppaponyDarthJarJar242TerpappsMirawenyaBrinksTrunksSnarkOffAnswer70diurnal_emissionsRobbyC1104NaBrO-Bariumvespers191NaBrO-BariumfuckedfinanceBetterAfter2Phil_Coffins_666The_QuibblerexwijwhydrinoShhweadyBallzben_obi_wanTurgzieDuploJamaaltrueblue862ThatOneTimeItWorkedSeaReference7828ImpressiveFishing405","score":1173,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:15:10.000Z","text":"It's crazy cause most of the new testament letters are warning about.. pretty much 90% of the things Trump does and says","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw2nnf","user":"DarthJarJar242TerpappsMirawenyaBrinksTrunksSnarkOffAnswer70diurnal_emissionsRobbyC1104NaBrO-Bariumvespers191NaBrO-BariumfuckedfinanceBetterAfter2Phil_Coffins_666The_QuibblerexwijwhydrinoShhweadyBallzben_obi_wanTurgzieDuploJamaaltrueblue862","score":437,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:09:58.000Z","text":"And the Right that claim to be Christian en masse will line up to kiss his feet while ignoring all the signs their very book is warning them about.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw3tho","user":"TerpappsMirawenyaBrinksTrunksSnarkOffAnswer70diurnal_emissionsRobbyC1104NaBrO-Bariumvespers191NaBrO-BariumfuckedfinanceBetterAfter2","score":409,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:19:51.000Z","text":"Which apparently is another one of the signs of the anti-christ - the inexplicable unwavering faith in someone that is so obviously corrupt ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw5r49","user":"MirawenyaBrinksTrunksSnarkOffAnswer70diurnal_emissionsRobbyC1104NaBrO-Bariumvespers191NaBrO-BariumfuckedfinanceBetterAfter2","score":128,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:36:24.000Z","text":"My impression is that Christians want the end times to come, and might support him exactly because he in their eyes is the antichrist.\nI do wonder though if those that support the antichrist go to hell or not. Like… is God gonna be like «nice, you love me so much you support an evil antichrist, awesome!», or will he be a bit more «wtf guys….»","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8etx","user":"BrinksTrunksSnarkOffAnswer70diurnal_emissionsRobbyC1104NaBrO-Bariumvespers191NaBrO-BariumfuckedfinanceBetterAfter2","score":61,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:59:12.000Z","text":"I’ve seen theories that suggest that Christian extremist doomsday ideologies have been mixing in with mainstream christianity. Based on my own church going experiences as a teenager i would argue that some of this thinking has been spilling in since at least a decade before trump. In my own life I have family who go to churches that preach how Trump was chosen by god whether or not he’s right or wrong.\nPolitics don’t matter because God is moving through Trump is what they said. I think the idea is that Trump will help set off the rapture which for the most devout means that Christ will return. Idk if most Trumpy christians see their actions as so black and white as I explained but it feels like since these things ate “prophesied” that means its all what God wants","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwluxg","user":"SnarkOffAnswer70diurnal_emissions","score":56,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:02:07.000Z","text":"It’s Left Behind as ideology","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxlvn8","user":"Answer70","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:14:29.000Z","text":"Which is hilarious because the rapture wasn't added until the mid 1800's.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxlncc","user":"diurnal_emissions","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:13:16.000Z","text":"Another fiction book. Makes sense, most of the reat of their beliefs come from Milton and Dante.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx9oba","user":"RobbyC1104NaBrO-Barium","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:05:07.000Z","text":"I know someone who told me something during his 2016 presidency that made me lose hope for a bit.\n“Of course trump will win in 2020 he has to its god ordained. The Bible says the trumpet will sound. TRUMP-et”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxhh7x","user":"NaBrO-Barium","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:50:54.000Z","text":"Butt trumpet","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwfy57","user":"vespers191NaBrO-Barium","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:07:18.000Z","text":"I would find it immensely funny if they were right. Particularly the bit where divine judgement happens and they're standing around, certain and smug, only to discover that Yahweh doesn't particularly care what their interpretation of \"love thy neighbor\" and \"the least among you\" is. I'm not perfect by any means, but I'd be absolutely fine with a vengeful god showing up and sorting some shit out.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxhei3","user":"NaBrO-Barium","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:50:29.000Z","text":"I love the South Park episode where they suggest the Mormons got it right and for everyone else, whelp sorry guy, you guessed wrong.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxbm4w","user":"fuckedfinance","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:16:49.000Z","text":"It's not that those ideologies have mixed with mainstream/traditional Christianity, it's that those formerly fringe ideologies and churches are becoming more mainstream. It might not seem like an important distinction, but most long-time Christians also think this end times stuff is a bunch of nonsense.\nIf you go to any traditional church (Catholic, Episcopal, Congregational, Lutheran, etc) you will not hear that doomsday nonsense. However, attendance at those churches have been steadily declining over the past 30 years.\nMeanwhile, younger folks have been attracted to the new shiny evangelical/corporate churches. I was in one of those new buildings several weeks ago (not by choice). The space looked more like a convention center than a church. They had screens everywhere, a professional audio setup, stage with full band setup, a glass case full of branded/logo fleeces you could buy, etc. You know what they didn't have? A single cross in the entire building.\nThen there was the \"sermon\". To relate it to other real world stuff, a traditional church sermon is closer to a humanities lecture, where this modern \"church\" was closer to a math lecture (i.e. \"here's my interpretation and yours is OK too\" vs \"this is what you need to believe\").","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx2f9k","user":"BetterAfter2","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:17:29.000Z","text":"The entire 7th Day Adventist Church was founded by a guy in Vermont in the 1800’s who claimed he knew the day of the biblical end times. All of those days he guessed came and went, and turns out he was really wrong.\nThis is nothing new. Historically, people have been trying to guess the day for ages. It’s ironic because the Bible is pretty clear that we will not know the day or the hour that Christ returns.\nPeople have some overwhelming desire to figure out the unknowable.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw3cj4","user":"Phil_Coffins_666The_Quibblerexwijwhydrino","score":93,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:15:51.000Z","text":"Yeah but they need to be able to read to understand that bit","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw4pow","user":"The_Quibblerexwijwhydrino","score":126,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:27:30.000Z","text":"If folks understood the Bible there'd be no Christians","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw5ed1","user":"exwijwhydrino","score":51,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:33:24.000Z","text":"It’s often said that the sure fire way to become an atheist is to read the Bible.\nAnd if you’re smart enough to remember what you read, I think that’s absolutely true.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx564a","user":"hydrino","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:36:16.000Z","text":"Being sent to Sunday school did it for me. Being a kid and asking questions about inconsistencies in things I was learning quickly taught me we were there to be brainwashed.\nFortunately, my parents weren’t really religious. The only reason we were going was because this little old lady from Texas that lived across the street offered to bring my twin brother and I. This was understandably was a great deal for my parents, since they got rid of us on Sundays mornings.\nIn hindsight, we were a little late to the game. We were already post-Santa clause and weren’t going to gobble up whatever fairy tales they decided to shove down our throats.\nWhat sticks out to my memory was how angry the teachers became and how willing they were to inflict pain on a kid asking a question about things that made no sense. One of them grabbing me by the earlobe to remove me from the room is still one of the most painful things I ever experienced as a kid. I was sure my ear would be dangling off the side of my head when I looked in the mirror.\nIt is interesting to see things a bit differently than the rest because I had not been indoctrinated the same way the rest of them were. I had no idea.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwb6fe","user":"ShhweadyBallz","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:23:40.000Z","text":"\"He's just joking .... he doesn't mean it\"\nHowever, if he were a hardcore liberal Democrat, they'd be screaming \"he's the Devil !!!!!\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwgd2k","user":"ben_obi_wanTurgzie","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:11:05.000Z","text":"They used to be Christians. They are followers of a false prophet now","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx51uo","user":"Turgzie","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:35:29.000Z","text":"They're materialists, they were never Christians in the first place","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6wqy","user":"DuploJamaal","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:46:19.000Z","text":"Isn't this also what happens in the Book of Revelations with a lot of people starting to follow the False Prophet? Christians worshipping Trump is literally what happened with the Anti-Christ in the bible","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw4sob","user":"trueblue862","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:28:12.000Z","text":"That's the thing with these types of people, they don't need to follow their rule book, you do.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw363n","user":"ThatOneTimeItWorkedSeaReference7828ImpressiveFishing405","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:14:21.000Z","text":"Only 90% of what he does? What’s included in the 10% that he does that Christ wouldn’t despise?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw3dp5","user":"SeaReference7828ImpressiveFishing405","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:16:08.000Z","text":"I'm sure sleeping at night is considered okay in general","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw9rag","user":"ImpressiveFishing405","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:10:58.000Z","text":"Although judging by his tweet schedule he tweets all night then sleeps during his meetings.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwk1t","user":"lostredditorlurkingJay_MazzRagnoidsmartbunnyStationEmergency6053terrierheadStationEmergency6053Phil_Coffins_666MeatSuitRiot","score":50,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:19:32.000Z","text":"Also there might be Gundam or Optimus Prime in the back too","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/fbBDhlw5pPAYg","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/NNdHgVLWWGeek","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/a2be8rtzcxug1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e08d58c7f7df72a256c1e2d470f01bd0f49bcda9","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvzqar","user":"Jay_Mazz","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:45:27.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/fbBDhlw5pPAYg","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofw0i19","user":"Ragnoidsmartbunny","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:51:47.000Z","text":"Mothman","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwd069","user":"smartbunny","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:40:27.000Z","text":"🎶There’s no need to feel down I said… 🎶","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw2fj4","user":"StationEmergency6053terrierheadStationEmergency6053Phil_Coffins_666MeatSuitRiot","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:08:02.000Z","text":"That's straight up Lucifer.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/NNdHgVLWWGeek","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/a2be8rtzcxug1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e08d58c7f7df72a256c1e2d470f01bd0f49bcda9","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofw2tze","user":"terrierheadStationEmergency6053","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:11:28.000Z","text":"I keep thinking Lucifer would pick someone competent, but Trump is doing a swell job of fucking everything up.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw46in","user":"StationEmergency6053","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:22:56.000Z","text":"Someone competent wouldn't let Lucifer work through them","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw3gb6","user":"Phil_Coffins_666MeatSuitRiot","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:16:45.000Z","text":"Baphomet","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/NNdHgVLWWGeek","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/a2be8rtzcxug1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e08d58c7f7df72a256c1e2d470f01bd0f49bcda9","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwn8cf","user":"MeatSuitRiot","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:14:49.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/a2be8rtzcxug1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e08d58c7f7df72a256c1e2d470f01bd0f49bcda9","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofw06ax","user":"ShakesDontBreak","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:49:05.000Z","text":"Today is Divine Mercy Sunday.\nTrump has got to go. Enough of him already.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvz5gb","user":"BoatMajesticOtherwise-Strain8148obi1kennoble","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:40:43.000Z","text":"Just in case, Arab Christians also call god Allah. In Arabic Allah doesn’t mean « the God of Muslims »","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw39cn","user":"Otherwise-Strain8148","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:15:08.000Z","text":"To be fair, muslims believe all abrahamic religions worship the god.\nSo arab christian praying for allah and a muslim praying for allah is praying for the same divine entity.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwj75y","user":"obi1kennoble","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:37:26.000Z","text":"I feel like Trump doesn't know that lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw38hu","user":"Phil_Coffins_666","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:14:56.000Z","text":"It's also Easter Sunday for the Orthodox today","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw0c9w","user":"barakisan","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:50:28.000Z","text":"You do realize Arab Christians call God Allah, because The God = Al Lah in Arabic, right?\nBut Trump certainly doesn't so he might indeed be the Dajjal / Anti Christ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw32i1","user":"Key_Organization6760FoxglovenectarCupcakeGoatbbrekkeTheLordThyGawd","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:13:30.000Z","text":"He really isn’t though. The Anti Christ was someone described as being loved by nearly everyone on a global scale as well as someone who’d attempt to “convert” all of the Jews. Trump is a joke who would more so wish he was the Antichrist rather then even be actually close as to being one. Trumps losing more and more supporters every day, is constantly memed on, and is hated by a ton of people outside of America.\nEdit: For better perspective, The real Antichrist would be considered so charismatic and seemingly saintly, that it would be extremely difficult for an individual to even consider to call that person the Antichrist unless from the perspective of a traditional and genuine catholic faithful to their own religion. The Antichrist wouldn’t be stupid enough to paint themselves in a godly position after making stupid mistakes one after another, only to look like a dumbfuck to a lot of people. The real Antichrist would be smarter than that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw603w","user":"FoxglovenectarCupcakeGoatbbrekke","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:38:32.000Z","text":"This. The antichrist is supposed to be handsome, charming and intelligent.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8a7z","user":"CupcakeGoatbbrekke","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:58:06.000Z","text":"Ngl the antichrist is sounding pretty great.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw9r3i","user":"bbrekke","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:10:55.000Z","text":"We get the temu antichrist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx1iy7","user":"TheLordThyGawd","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:11:15.000Z","text":"Key Biblical Descriptions and Titles\nThe Man of Lawlessness/Sin:\nPaul describes him as a figure of ultimate rebellion against God's law, who will seat himself in God’s temple, proclaiming himself to be God (2 Thessalonians 2:3–4).\nThe Beast from the Sea:\nRevelation 13 describes him as a politically powerful entity rising from the sea, empowered by the Dragon (Satan), boasting, blaspheming, and acting with great authority.\nThe Little Horn:\nDaniel 7:8, 25 describes a boastful, small horn that rises among others, speaking arrogantly and aiming to change established times and laws.\nThe False Messiah/Deceiver:\n1 John 2:18 and 2 John 1:7 define the antichrist as a spirit or individual who denies that Jesus is the Christ and rejects the Father and the Son.\nThe Rider on a White Horse:\nRevelation 6:2 depicts him as a figure who appears bringing peace (a false peace) and goes out to conquer.\nKey Characteristics and Actions\nSatanic Empowerment: His coming is \"after the working of Satan\" with signs, wonders, and miracles to deceive humanity (2 Thessalonians 2:9).\nGlobal Dominance: He will briefly rule over all nations and have a vast, global, religious influence. Persecution of Believers: He will wage war against the saints and conquer them, preventing those who do not bear his mark from buying or selling (Revelation 13:7).\nAbomination of Desolation: He will break a 7-year covenant with Israel halfway through, ending daily sacrifices and establishing himself as the object of worship","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwlwq1","user":"HaArLiNsH","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:02:36.000Z","text":"You forgot to add that he also threatened the pope","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw1h6q","user":"Elguapo1094Sweet6-7Specialist-Yak7209Economy_Farmer6857","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:59:55.000Z","text":"Christianity in America is a joke people only use it at their convenience when it’s needed no more than a tool or a calculator in order for people to manipulate the weak and poor and keep them with nothing but hope making hope no more than a dream making a dream no more than something you either work for your never conquering and for the poor a dream is usually a fail","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw22eh","user":"Sweet6-7Specialist-Yak7209","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:04:54.000Z","text":"Most American Christians haven’t even read the Bible 🤣.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw2x0y","user":"Specialist-Yak7209","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:12:11.000Z","text":"A lot of them probably can't either","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw2x2r","user":"Economy_Farmer6857","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:12:12.000Z","text":"Does Christianity use punctuation?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw2asp","user":"JerachoDOmightyOmoJizzbuscuit","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:06:55.000Z","text":"Don't forget openly insulting the pope who is literally the head of the Christian faith. Trump is on a one man mission to destroy the US and any credibility it has. The Russians are loving it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw33if","user":"OmightyOmo","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:13:45.000Z","text":"Catholic faith. He’s not the head of the Protestant churches. But Pope Leo is amazing! Love him! And I’m an atheist!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw2giu","user":"Jizzbuscuit","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:08:17.000Z","text":"Not by coincidence","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrkrx","user":"Orion3193its_super_willhere_i_am_hereDrucifur88Apprehensive-Map8770Orion3193karumetsaspuuotsasHour-Tax7205janzeerajockssocksStellarPaladin42JoeBags77","score":1113,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:41:08.000Z","text":"Is he healing Epstein?","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/xw2mpeyz4yug1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efbe7aa3ae755d80bdc321b975323db03a63fe50","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/iv8u40xt2wug1.png?width=972&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa84ab0c8419abd13f35db249175cfe8d8765fad","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/9t6xpYZ9npJmM","text":""},{"url":"/r/jonstewart","text":"r/jonstewart"}]},{"id":"t1_ofx7kn0","user":"its_super_will","score":146,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:52:06.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/xw2mpeyz4yug1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efbe7aa3ae755d80bdc321b975323db03a63fe50","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvy3y7","user":"here_i_am_here","score":229,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:32:07.000Z","text":"Even AI knows what face to associate the prompt \"Donald Trump\" with.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrucd","user":"Drucifur88Apprehensive-Map8770Orion3193","score":86,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:43:11.000Z","text":"Of course he is, him and his friends ran out of little girls 💁🏻🫠","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/iv8u40xt2wug1.png?width=972&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa84ab0c8419abd13f35db249175cfe8d8765fad","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/9t6xpYZ9npJmM","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvtj75","user":"Apprehensive-Map8770","score":135,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:56:04.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/iv8u40xt2wug1.png?width=972&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa84ab0c8419abd13f35db249175cfe8d8765fad","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvs3sv","user":"Orion3193","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:45:14.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/9t6xpYZ9npJmM","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwe8ae","user":"karumetsaspuuotsas","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:51:38.000Z","text":"Lmao I thought the same, resurrecting his best friend","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvsbic","user":"Hour-Tax7205","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:46:53.000Z","text":"I thought that man being healed looked uncomfortably close to him too","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwjjzd","user":"janzeera","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:40:46.000Z","text":"In r/jonstewart they are asking if Stewart seen this.","links":[{"url":"/r/jonstewart","text":"r/jonstewart"}]},{"id":"t1_ofw1b24","user":"jockssocks","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:58:29.000Z","text":"He's resetting his refractory period 🙏🙏","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx3x6o","user":"StellarPaladin42","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:27:47.000Z","text":"Who else would he be healing?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvz041","user":"JoeBags77","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:39:29.000Z","text":"It's because there's so many pictures of those two together, the Ai just assumes he's always around","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwn9m","user":"lunicornQuirkyWish3081HailCeasarJoltyKoritRSMeansPimpRedemptionGoat","score":161,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:20:14.000Z","text":"<image>\nThis is a touch disturbing.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/bsvuxx317wug1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3a8aef413e1d985602425e0ee11cdeef755c518","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwl7e6","user":"QuirkyWish3081","score":66,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:56:02.000Z","text":"Looks like something from Metal Gear Solid franchise","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx2g3d","user":"HailCeasar","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:17:39.000Z","text":"All Gundams go to Heaven.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxdtcx","user":"JoltyKorit","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:29:56.000Z","text":"Baphomet","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxg5f","user":"RSMeansPimp","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:12:25.000Z","text":"The 5th horseman is stupidity, right front and center.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx6xhl","user":"RedemptionGoat","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:47:58.000Z","text":"Trump has 3 fingers on his left hand too.\nI'm not sure what the planes are on the right in the photo as well, f35s merging into choppers?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrc7v","user":"jcwkingsLatter-unoriginalConfusedZubatpotate12323HurtcoldchainOmightyOmooxygenisnotfreeBothExamination9118Phil_Coffins_666RideTheGradientelinamebrowestfalia-starAbundanceofyolkelinamebroSpaceCaptainJeevesHour-Draw-9615JeveGreenDangerousQuestions1elinamebrociao-adioskneedoormanlostredditorlurkingFox7567","score":976,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:39:16.000Z","text":"Blasphemy","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/cfkyf6ywgwug1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9d277ae9102a69e21d66cf08387cb96cdd2a75","text":""},{"url":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/","text":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/"},{"url":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/","text":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvrh1r","user":"Latter-unoriginalConfusedZubatpotate12323HurtcoldchainOmightyOmooxygenisnotfreeBothExamination9118Phil_Coffins_666RideTheGradientelinamebrowestfalia-star","score":225,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:40:20.000Z","text":"I dont get how more people don't see it and I don't even follow this particular superstition.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/cfkyf6ywgwug1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9d277ae9102a69e21d66cf08387cb96cdd2a75","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvrvfc","user":"ConfusedZubatpotate12323HurtcoldchainOmightyOmooxygenisnotfreeBothExamination9118Phil_Coffins_666RideTheGradient","score":196,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:43:24.000Z","text":"Because they don't know what The Bible says. They never paid attention in church. It's all about justifying things they hate, not about being good people.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/cfkyf6ywgwug1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9d277ae9102a69e21d66cf08387cb96cdd2a75","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvs6yb","user":"potate12323HurtcoldchainOmightyOmooxygenisnotfreeBothExamination9118Phil_Coffins_666","score":70,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:45:54.000Z","text":"Or they paid attention fairly well in an evangelical megachurch whos mass resembles pageantry and sensationalism.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/cfkyf6ywgwug1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9d277ae9102a69e21d66cf08387cb96cdd2a75","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvspxt","user":"HurtcoldchainOmightyOmooxygenisnotfreeBothExamination9118Phil_Coffins_666","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:49:56.000Z","text":"So I’d never even heard of a Megachurch until I very briefly lived in OKC (Oklahoma).\nOn my children, I swear there’s nothing out there but churches, obesity, poverty, and meth.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/cfkyf6ywgwug1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9d277ae9102a69e21d66cf08387cb96cdd2a75","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofw390c","user":"OmightyOmooxygenisnotfree","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:15:03.000Z","text":"And we’re 50th in education!\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/cfkyf6ywgwug1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9d277ae9102a69e21d66cf08387cb96cdd2a75","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwzw3b","user":"oxygenisnotfree","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:59:32.000Z","text":"Hey now WV has been working on stealing that title from MS for ages and OK just slips in and steals the title?!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvw26","user":"BothExamination9118Phil_Coffins_666","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:14:17.000Z","text":"And college football","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw3ptn","user":"Phil_Coffins_666","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:19:00.000Z","text":"And teenage pregnancy!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw04kn","user":"RideTheGradient","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:48:41.000Z","text":"I mean its possible they dont. But I think its important we stop giving them a pass for ignorance. The people who support this are depraved. They dont have to be ignorant to be depraved. For over 10 yrs ppl have put forth the idea that trump supporters are one thing or another and I think that narrative give false hope. There is no amount of argument, education, facts, proof, etc that will be sufficient to get them to see trump for what he is. Ignorance is not the problem; depravity is.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvu3pw","user":"elinamebro","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:00:22.000Z","text":"Not to get all religious and all but that did say it would happen in the bible","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw04y2","user":"westfalia-star","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:48:46.000Z","text":"Because people are fucking stupid","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvthgr","user":"AbundanceofyolkelinamebroSpaceCaptainJeeves","score":87,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:55:43.000Z","text":"He’s literally the goddamned anti-Christ. Just love how all these “southern” folk support him too. He’s a fucking carpetbagging Yankee from NYC.","links":[{"url":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/","text":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvubap","user":"elinamebro","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:02:01.000Z","text":"This article is on point on pointing out the similarities from the antichrist in the Bible https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/","links":[{"url":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/","text":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvuenm","user":"SpaceCaptainJeeves","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:02:44.000Z","text":"He is. He is literally. The. Antichrist.\n... this might be those stupid end times they've mentioned.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvsje7","user":"Hour-Draw-9615","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:48:34.000Z","text":"The eternal sin.\n\"But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgiveness, but is guilty of an eternal sin\" Mark 3:29","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvu4q7","user":"JeveGreenDangerousQuestions1","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:00:34.000Z","text":"This is downright heresy. Like, the Church would've executed you for anything like this back in the day.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvk40","user":"DangerousQuestions1","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:11:39.000Z","text":"Forget Heresy, it's blasphemy. Heresy is just disagreeing with the Church, no big deal. Blasphemy is this kind of shit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvu123","user":"elinamebro","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:59:48.000Z","text":"Just going to drop this here https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/","links":[{"url":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/","text":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvs76c","user":"ciao-adios","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:45:58.000Z","text":"+Megalomania","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvv0e1","user":"kneedoorman","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:07:25.000Z","text":"I wonder how the Christian evangelical right is going to spin this into something positive","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwfl3","user":"lostredditorlurking","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:18:34.000Z","text":"This is exactly what the anti-Christ in the book is","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxs26","user":"Fox7567","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:29:26.000Z","text":"It’s okay when he does it though","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtmtt","user":"WhichWays_UpTomahawk619JLaws23Sacred_succotash","score":243,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:56:50.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/08slp7vy2wug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8321f0e8c16f1ea031017088cf0e8817613ea07e","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/y8yhmd91fyug1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3dbd757bd29e63a6cf60bcee9b72e9347e125d1","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxgyub","user":"Tomahawk619","score":56,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:48:03.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/y8yhmd91fyug1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3dbd757bd29e63a6cf60bcee9b72e9347e125d1","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwd7wu","user":"JLaws23","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:42:28.000Z","text":"Someone let him know who betrayed Jesus at the end.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwvfn2","user":"Sacred_succotash","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:25:38.000Z","text":"This. This is the one. ☝️","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrn3q","user":"PaperGenoDominantDan24MindlessRegister6666shuggahbearatavafairydust_tmlowercasenameofminePitifulEar3303lurking_not_workingArtikAstronaut","score":388,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:41:38.000Z","text":"Can't believe anyone could see this and think \"that's my guy\"\nAbsolutely embarrassed to share a planet with them","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/14ceV8wMLIGO6Q","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvsk51","user":"DominantDan24","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:48:43.000Z","text":"If your goal is a theocratic society that is based on Christian evangelism, he’s a useful tool. Look at how he killed abortion. Republican evangelicals have figured out that the devil is a good bedfellow for getting shit done.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxcop","user":"MindlessRegister6666shuggahbearatava","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:25:57.000Z","text":"On another post the Trump supporters saw this and went \"that isn't real\". Their brains are so wired with thought stopping mechanisms that they can't even be convinced that their own guy actually does or says things.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/14ceV8wMLIGO6Q","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvy4u4","user":"shuggahbear","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:32:18.000Z","text":"It's not real tho it's a.i.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/14ceV8wMLIGO6Q","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofx2lud","user":"atava","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:18:45.000Z","text":"This is because they run their own narrative about Trump and in general events (political etc) in their head. Seeing controversial things as good, then when you can't say anything acceptable at all about something (like this picture) refuting reality.\nIt's a highly trained system.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxaaw","user":"fairydust_tmlowercasenameofmine","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:25:24.000Z","text":"This! And what’s almost worse (I can’t decide) are the people who are just like, oh I think it was just a joke, or oh I’m sure it wasn’t meant that way, or well I disagree with some things but I just love that he’s not a career politician. I want to scream😭","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxgvkp","user":"lowercasenameofmine","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:47:33.000Z","text":"Especially given  their own scripture \nFor false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect.” — Matthew 24:24\n“They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator.” — Romans 1:25\nAnd no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light.” — 2 Corinthians 11:14","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbhjm","user":"PitifulEar3303","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:26:27.000Z","text":"Lead in the water of most American homes. This is the only explanation.\nWe should do an IQ test for all American voters. And a blood test, and a stool test.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwkl6e","user":"lurking_not_workingArtikAstronaut","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:50:21.000Z","text":"Off to /r conservatives to see all the comments before they are all deleted.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx882t","user":"ArtikAstronaut","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:56:10.000Z","text":"Oh no don’t “brigade” them or whatever bs they call it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvsxnh","user":"WillingArm2463Standard-Bar6002Beagle_on_Acid","score":195,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:51:33.000Z","text":"I'm an atheist but I've liquidated all my assets to place a bet on Polymarket that Trump is the Antichrist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvyz8m","user":"Standard-Bar6002","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:39:17.000Z","text":"Did you forget Netanyahu exists?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw15vy","user":"Beagle_on_Acid","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:57:17.000Z","text":"Too dumb to be the Antichrist imo.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqxgc","user":"Ok-Researcher9802Unknown-_-Human_Ok-Researcher9802StayTheFoolBasileus2SprayTechnical5260Runfasterbitch","score":133,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:36:09.000Z","text":"Dude is jesus and praising allah at the same time","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/4sry31lj0wug1.png?width=477&format=png&auto=webp&s=014e0054700c64fc84f96e6eaafe1a073eb2cbae","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvr3tz","user":"Unknown-_-Human_Ok-Researcher9802StayTheFoolBasileus2","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:37:29.000Z","text":"Even Satan is confused at this point","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/4sry31lj0wug1.png?width=477&format=png&auto=webp&s=014e0054700c64fc84f96e6eaafe1a073eb2cbae","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvrur1","user":"Ok-Researcher9802StayTheFoolBasileus2","score":102,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:43:16.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/4sry31lj0wug1.png?width=477&format=png&auto=webp&s=014e0054700c64fc84f96e6eaafe1a073eb2cbae","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvsxov","user":"StayTheFool","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:51:34.000Z","text":"Why am I laughing so hard at this😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw4o9e","user":"Basileus2","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:27:08.000Z","text":"Quit fuckin wit Korean Jesus. He busy. Wit Korean shit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw354r","user":"SprayTechnical5260Runfasterbitch","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:14:07.000Z","text":"Well, isn’t allah the same god as the christian god, but like, with a different personality being expressed?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxc584","user":"Runfasterbitch","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:20:02.000Z","text":"It’s the same god. They’re both abrahamic religions, same as Judaism","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvt6r5","user":"neinhaltchadPrior-Razzmatazz-206BodyBagSlam","score":63,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:53:27.000Z","text":"Well all know it’s coming.\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/947hk40d2wug1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4c8a2a468208bb81feae0e8c4736880ca784d64","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwjfnb","user":"Prior-Razzmatazz-206","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:39:39.000Z","text":"Don't threaten us with a good time","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwisjv","user":"BodyBagSlam","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:33:41.000Z","text":"I mean, I guess I can stir a couple of drums of kool aid for the cause.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvulf","user":"RussellAldenjjjjjjjjjjjjjaaa","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:13:58.000Z","text":"Acts 12:21-23: And upon a set day Herod, arrayed in royal apparel, sat upon his throne, and made an oration unto them. And the people gave a shout, saying, It is the voice of a god, and not of a man. And immediately the angel of the Lord smote him, because he gave not God the glory: and he was eaten of worms, and gave up the ghost.\nTeam worms","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx0ta1","user":"jjjjjjjjjjjjjaaa","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:06:13.000Z","text":"It’s such a shame that God seemingly got tired of smiting ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtb7o","user":"bishbosh420PillCallGirl23Sad_Option4087stopscabbinDannySanWolf07Nightmare1340Excellent-Draft-5516porirua_pelicanfullstar2020briezybbyYungChumba","score":55,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:54:24.000Z","text":"How can Christians be ok with this","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvv4g2","user":"PillCallGirl23Sad_Option4087","score":68,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:08:18.000Z","text":"Catholic Christians are NOT okay with this… it’s disgusting; completely blasphemous! It’s the unforgivable sin (Matthew 12:31-32 and Mark 3:28-30).","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxa773","user":"Sad_Option4087","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:08:19.000Z","text":"I know plenty of catholics that adore this guy and I'm pretty sure this isn't going to change their opinion at all","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbewi","user":"stopscabbin","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:25:47.000Z","text":"Oh, he's just pwning the libs or something. It's OK when he's blasphemous, but god forbid a real Christian wear a tan suit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6d3x","user":"DannySanWolf07Nightmare1340","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:41:35.000Z","text":"As an atheist, I feel genuine distain for this and feel bad for my Christian brothers and sisters.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwimjc","user":"Nightmare1340","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:32:07.000Z","text":"As an agnostic i still can't understand why the USA friends voted for him a SECOND time after they saw what he did and was the first time.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw7d5z","user":"Excellent-Draft-5516porirua_pelican","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:50:16.000Z","text":"This.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwmff3","user":"porirua_pelican","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:07:26.000Z","text":"👆👆👆THIS!!!! ☝️☝️☝️","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofweeps","user":"fullstar2020briezybbyYungChumba","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:53:15.000Z","text":"Actual Christians are definitely not ok with this.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx2289","user":"briezybbyYungChumba","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:14:58.000Z","text":"Where does one find an actual Christian?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx2u1g","user":"YungChumba","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:20:21.000Z","text":"They're all over the place. Maybe it's a regional thing but having grown up in New England and currently living in the Chicago area, the church has always been associated with progressive politics in my mind. In a lukewarm, could-probably-do-way-more kind of way, but well intentioned nonetheless. The bigots and conservative christians have always been around too but have typically been a minority in my experience.\nUCC is the dominant denomination around me, for what it's worth. \nI know this isn't everyone's experience with religion, but good people are out there.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxnlo","user":"Slight_Seat_5546IngenuityStunning755lowercasenameofmine","score":55,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:28:25.000Z","text":"This is so blasphemous it’s not even funny","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx1oao","user":"IngenuityStunning755","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:12:16.000Z","text":"Bro is literally homelander","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxgluw","user":"lowercasenameofmine","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:46:02.000Z","text":"And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light.” — 2 Corinthians 11:14","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvt2m2","user":"ChoroidPlexersTrvthNvkemT_Rex_Hands","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:52:36.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/xg8vd7i72wug1.jpeg?width=161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6f3d0eff5e28d284ce2bd5b385f287f6866e742","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwm0m9","user":"TrvthNvkem","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:03:36.000Z","text":"Lmao\nDid the staffer that wrote the prompt add this in, or did the AI connect these dots all by itself? I'm not sure which is funnier. It's too blurry to tell for sure, but it'd be really fucking funny if it actually said this.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw89uv","user":"T_Rex_Hands","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:58:01.000Z","text":"Someone on his team hates him and I hope they are recording all the f-d up shit he is doing so he gets grilled when he’s gone.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofweewb","user":"Foreign-Weight-2","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:53:18.000Z","text":"He looks like he is resurrecting Epstein.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqqax","user":"Artorius__CastusBigAssMonkeyGrimHoly","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:34:37.000Z","text":"They're taking these down OP. Good luck.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxxk1","user":"BigAssMonkey","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:30:40.000Z","text":"The post belongs in YouSeeingThisShit…..like, MAGA…ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvyz9b","user":"GrimHoly","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:39:17.000Z","text":"Is it this subreddit or reddit taking them down?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwqx7c","user":"Ok_Confusion4764","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:48:09.000Z","text":"Classic for Matthew 15-20:\nBeware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.\nYe shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?\nEven so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.\nA good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.\nEvery tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.\nWherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvsjuw","user":"Emmahnim","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:48:40.000Z","text":"Blasphemy","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrpoz","user":"Carlyz37","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:42:12.000Z","text":"Blasphemy","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvsln0","user":"GlitteringJacket4490","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:49:02.000Z","text":"Absolute blasphemy ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtn7w","user":"MoxxFulderKektus_Aplhasamb0t","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:56:55.000Z","text":"Dude loves all the books in the Bible, he loves them all equally. Except probably Exodus…\nExodus 20:3-4 3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.\n4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvya9t","user":"Kektus_Aplha","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:33:32.000Z","text":"Trump never read the bible or any book for that matter. He is undoubtedly the greatest moron of our time.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwaqqt","user":"samb0t","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:19:44.000Z","text":"This image is what “taking the lord’s name in vain” is talking about.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrzw7","user":"Organic_Body8703","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:44:23.000Z","text":"Blasphemy. Trump is evil","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvuy77","user":"No-Objective9174BeginningHungry1691lamesthejames","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:06:56.000Z","text":"I'm cool with treating him just like Jesus","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/t394m17enwug1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd79cc7cd826132799a1f969d9a0c2c91df9a5f","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvv3ft","user":"BeginningHungry1691","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:08:04.000Z","text":"Methinks you have some plywood a hammer and some nails……just a thought","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw7hrh","user":"lamesthejames","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:51:19.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/t394m17enwug1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd79cc7cd826132799a1f969d9a0c2c91df9a5f","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvt86s","user":"Kamzil118","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:53:46.000Z","text":"If Jesus showed up, he would be declared woke, an alien, and a socialist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtvz5","user":"chuchoelmaximo","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:58:44.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/9wkOOjFrWZb3izcELg","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvsymf","user":"Sly_98","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:51:45.000Z","text":"Is that literal Satan in the back center","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqxnx","user":"TopazandNumbyHSR","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:36:11.000Z","text":"And true to form, he made sure not to include any minorities.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwwgbu","user":"Odd-Swan-5711","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:33:49.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/z34wly13rxug1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42facb5b3295f965ee8940f1bfd6d351789dcef9","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwborg","user":"fridolinkiesew","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:28:17.000Z","text":"What I, as a European, don’t understand is this: (Almost) the whole world can see that Trump has a very serious mental disorder. And that this mental disorder is having increasingly severe consequences week by week. But Americans are sticking by him. What’s wrong with America?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwedve","user":"CaptainPerhaps","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:53:02.000Z","text":"Why is he blessing Epstein?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxbuaf","user":"Guilty_Helicopter572","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:18:11.000Z","text":"I'm not surprised he thinks of himself as Jesus, he's treated like it.\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/jtyekhgp9yug1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ef67ceb107b78b0e367187008b4c4de9c2ec617","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvqqf1","user":"EdmBri65Mountainman220","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:34:39.000Z","text":"Trump will TACO on Cuba ... he's a deranged pedophile and the world is closing in on him fast ... I see a Hitler suicide coming ... extra butter on the popcorn please","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvs318","user":"Mountainman220","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:45:04.000Z","text":"Dude has to have dementia. I imagine that will rule out suicide unless it’s assisted.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvsko8","user":"Aggressive_Walk378","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:48:50.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/ehegLhF3Z80xi","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvtrum","user":"Elegant_Patient274SoyTuPadreRealI_Walk_Slow","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:57:53.000Z","text":"You voted for this.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/26DNgbKMsws7FWQX6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofw0y3a","user":"SoyTuPadreReal","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:55:30.000Z","text":"Don’t put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby. I voted for the lady who was supposed to get us into wars, not the diaper-shitting peacemaker who ACTUALLY GOT US INTO WARS!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvz7lm","user":"I_Walk_Slow","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:41:12.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/26DNgbKMsws7FWQX6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvsvrb","user":"Diligent_Mistake_229VeterinarianThese951","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:51:09.000Z","text":"He is truly senile. I cannot wait for his impeachment.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvztdg","user":"VeterinarianThese951","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:46:10.000Z","text":"I cannot wait for his interment.\nThere, I said it. He is a POS and doesn’t deserve to be here at the expense of so many…","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvsi0g","user":"Turret3030","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:48:16.000Z","text":"The scary part is he probably believes this. Never history has a leader declaring themselves devine gone well.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrlka","user":"Key-Concentrate-2403","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:41:18.000Z","text":"i love how the AI gave him a robe but kept the signature 'looking into a solar eclipse' squint. Truly a miracle","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtdw8","user":"Polo_Short","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:54:58.000Z","text":"What do you think is the AI prompt for this photo? 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxfsp4","user":"M-CH_","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:41:27.000Z","text":"<image>\nIt's been corrected.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/3mgewquudyug1.jpeg?width=1416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=438c53f4629e78280d8f70ceb9973eac0c036b6d","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofw1lvz","user":"illonlyfadeaway","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:01:00.000Z","text":"I can’t wait until God tears down the false temple and its followers.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwm7s3","user":"Objective-Program348","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:05:27.000Z","text":"He's healing Epstein. Wow","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwyu0x","user":"Reasonable_Deer_8237","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:51:53.000Z","text":"We all know he's crazy, but we're so used to it and almost immune to the point that we don't realize how really fucking crazy he is.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvt33v","user":"T-NextDoor_Neighbor","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:52:42.000Z","text":"We’re in the worst time line.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvt361","user":"guerraychuchillo","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:52:43.000Z","text":"<image>\nWhoa, look at Baphomet shining in the sky above antichrist trump's head","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/7jvytcpw1wug1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb2cb4591c8b83b550edb759c5fa2a56d0a1f08d","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvs3in","user":"Zealousideal-Ad-2615","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:45:10.000Z","text":"Why is Fidel Castro vibing there?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw178a","user":"Vanvaasi","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:57:35.000Z","text":"How the fuck do the Americans bear with him?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw1bpj","user":"DifficultElk5474","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:58:39.000Z","text":"What in the literal fuck?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw1vqe","user":"Current_Hamster8308","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:03:20.000Z","text":"Blasphemy!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwkbz2","user":"butwhywedothis","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:47:57.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/kuAa8k87F378QBFMZn","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwt75t","user":"Fit-Frosting-7144","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:07:12.000Z","text":"Is he blessing Epstein because that guy looks exactly like Epstein lol 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx9ouh","user":"Opinion-Former","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:05:13.000Z","text":"This is beyond blasphemy, he literally thinks he is God. This man needs to be committed to a lunatic asylum where he can join all the other Christ and Napoleon wannabes. I have never seen anything so vile.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxg7tq","user":"Tontarna","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:43:50.000Z","text":"I don’t believe this to be true as this looks like free healthcare.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxhzqn","user":"AlwaysTheMore28","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:53:43.000Z","text":"All white people. That tracks…","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvciv","user":"slicedsunlight","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:10:02.000Z","text":"And of course, the \"Christian\" right will see nothing wrong with this","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvsc0t","user":"almightyzool","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:47:00.000Z","text":"Are there any real Christians anymore? Or has politics and capitalism completely taken the religion over?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvt7k9","user":"I_like_lasagna64","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:53:38.000Z","text":"thats wrong","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwmjd","user":"BothExamination9118","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:20:04.000Z","text":"As a country we are getting the government we deserve. 77 million people voted for this grifter, and 1/3 of Of voters couldn’t put in the effort to even vote . This won’t end well","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw4dwb","user":"SilentButtDedly","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:24:41.000Z","text":"Demented. Completely and quite literally.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw4msq","user":"Lonnie_Shelton","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:26:48.000Z","text":"Is he healing Hunter Biden?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw63rv","user":"staminchia","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:39:24.000Z","text":"he's the antichrist","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwaotg","user":"orcinyadders","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:19:15.000Z","text":"The Pope: President Trump is making bad decisions\nPresident Trump: oh yeah? Well I’m going to make an AI image of me as Jesus Christ, the son of God. And there will be demons in the sky. What do you think of that, huh?","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1sjppyb","type":"link","sub":"mildlyinteresting","username":"lbeau310","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"i.redd.it","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1sjppyb/the_size_of_these_grapes_i_just_bought/","score":76,"comments_count":2329,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:31:44.000Z","url":"https://i.redd.it/7joq1gpuktug1.jpeg","thumbnail":"https://preview.redd.it/7joq1gpuktug1.jpeg?width=140&height=140&crop=1:1,smart&auto=webp&s=5f5eb366927459b1f544be7312ebcfe54678309d","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"The size of these grapes I just bought","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofthibu","user":"ImwhatswrongwithyouLotusVibes1494EntertainerWitty2Glittering_Night5411pinkTurtleTicklerDinosaurAliveEqualsPeopleshatecriminalLightningLemurpentaroudinnae-fashpentarouOddlyMingenuityccapkchux4wOddlyMingenuitypertononeangrywaiterCapta1nRex501SupahKoopsmangomussolinimicoolsilentebeanscoolsilentebeansalliquaycoyote-facelawstandaloansirfannypackalliquayPipe_MemesTomatilloAccurate475samaramatisseMuppetudeSufficient_Plantain1CalmBuilding226Ich_Nichten_Lichten-GuyGrimnusNGTTwoThe_Vampire_KingMaDeuce94DisposableJosiejad103JustFred24PM_me_BJ_PicsDisposableJosieAlfakennyonelbeau310kjbarancriket2016JohnOfAWild-ClementineImwhatswrongwithyouCrimsonByte23OhHowINeedChangingRIF_rr3dd1ttSML8180funnyskinnyguy","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:38:18.000Z","text":"Eat them with two hands so that you can know what it feels like to be a hamster.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/WplEVO6AjhnfoFtjLY","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/MBchOyOFof4tfmxrD8","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6Ztf2G1n4a5QQlWw","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/4Zxu29HDSHaec","text":""},{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/s/hUdsS4lP9a","text":"https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/s/hUdsS4lP9a"},{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/saopaulo/s/L7RrvTCaqJ","text":"Chimparoo"},{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/73hyOaBUDb","text":"https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/73hyOaBUDb"},{"url":"https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/peel_me_a_grape","text":"https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/peel_me_a_grape"},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/SIKp4VRG3aSEo","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/muST9erPy0uJy","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/p3wMMqkPBFqsEGI32T","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/Vi2SCLwfyMqOY","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/KDgg8vcbeAbVt6Ymd1","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/97ZWlB7ENlalq","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/FP7g0JkFYO4gK9o4vr","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/1APdXY0c7gJguZWTJL","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftk8hn","user":"LotusVibes1494EntertainerWitty2Glittering_Night5411pinkTurtleTicklerDinosaurAliveEqualsPeopleshatecriminalLightningLemurpentaroudinnae-fashpentarouOddlyMingenuityccapkchux4wOddlyMingenuitypertononeangrywaiterCapta1nRex501SupahKoopsmangomussolinimicoolsilentebeanscoolsilentebeansalliquaycoyote-facelawstandaloansirfannypackalliquayPipe_MemesTomatilloAccurate475samaramatisseMuppetudeSufficient_Plantain1CalmBuilding226","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:52:06.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/WplEVO6AjhnfoFtjLY","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/MBchOyOFof4tfmxrD8","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6Ztf2G1n4a5QQlWw","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/4Zxu29HDSHaec","text":""},{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/s/hUdsS4lP9a","text":"https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/s/hUdsS4lP9a"},{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/saopaulo/s/L7RrvTCaqJ","text":"Chimparoo"},{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/73hyOaBUDb","text":"https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/73hyOaBUDb"},{"url":"https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/peel_me_a_grape","text":"https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/peel_me_a_grape"},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/SIKp4VRG3aSEo","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftlm04","user":"EntertainerWitty2Glittering_Night5411pinkTurtleTicklerDinosaurAliveEqualsPeopleshatecriminalLightningLemurpentaroudinnae-fashpentarouOddlyMingenuityccapkchux4wOddlyMingenuitypertononeangrywaiterCapta1nRex501SupahKoopsmangomussolinimicoolsilentebeanscoolsilentebeansalliquaycoyote-facelawstandaloansirfannypackalliquayPipe_MemesTomatilloAccurate475samaramatisse","score":1678,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:59:14.000Z","text":"Imagine trying to peel one. 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Can't even complain. It just grossed me out as a kid which I'm sure was the intent. Now it's like how to speedrun a prion disease lol","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/s/hUdsS4lP9a","text":"https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/s/hUdsS4lP9a"}]},{"id":"t1_ofub4po","user":"dinnae-fashpentarou","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:14:50.000Z","text":"What’s the link, I feel like I need to learn something","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/s/hUdsS4lP9a","text":"https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/s/hUdsS4lP9a"}]},{"id":"t1_ofucpaq","user":"pentarou","score":51,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:23:44.000Z","text":"I can't remember and don't know how to backtrack like that.\nBut the gist was like (understandably) this scene was kind of really offensive to Indians at the time. And there was a deleted scene where Indy was a bit sketched out and commented that eating the brain of a monkey is not something Hindus would ever do.\nSo he was not only grossed out but he also knew from the start that they were not what they claimed. I forget why it was cut. Probably too much foreshadowing but if anyone knows better please jump in.\nFound it lol\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/s/hUdsS4lP9a\nGoogled \"Indiana Jones temple of doom Indian Hindu brain eating offensive\" 😬 ofc it's from shittymoviedetails but they were right","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/s/hUdsS4lP9a","text":"https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/s/hUdsS4lP9a"}]},{"id":"t1_ofttjsl","user":"OddlyMingenuityccapk","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:39:40.000Z","text":"Ah the good ol' reddit Chimparoo !","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/saopaulo/s/L7RrvTCaqJ","text":"Chimparoo"}]},{"id":"t1_ofufpv6","user":"ccapk","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:40:41.000Z","text":"Hold my bananas, I’m going in!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofto9j1","user":"chux4wOddlyMingenuityperton","score":57,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:13:02.000Z","text":"Ah, the old Reddit peelaroo.","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/73hyOaBUDb","text":"https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/73hyOaBUDb"}]},{"id":"t1_oftz9xq","user":"OddlyMingenuity","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:09:25.000Z","text":"https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/73hyOaBUDb","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/73hyOaBUDb","text":"https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/73hyOaBUDb"}]},{"id":"t1_ofu7cne","user":"perton","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:53:39.000Z","text":"What are we holding for you, assuming you’re going in?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftq1ts","user":"oneangrywaiter","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:22:08.000Z","text":"Peter Gabriel shocks his.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftnofr","user":"Capta1nRex501SupahKoopsmangomussolinimicoolsilentebeanscoolsilentebeans","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:09:58.000Z","text":"Oh god, that was one of the most disturbing images I have seen. Do not recommend looking it up.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftrmre","user":"SupahKoopsmangomussolinimi","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:29:59.000Z","text":"Okay but WHY did you look it up?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftsp2a","user":"mangomussolinimi","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:35:18.000Z","text":"Yea it would never cross my mind to google peeled monkey","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftv5pt","user":"coolsilentebeanscoolsilentebeans","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:47:59.000Z","text":"That whole dinner was disturbing. But not as disturbing as that scene. You know the one I mean.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftyld3","user":"coolsilentebeans","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:05:51.000Z","text":"That scene was traumatizing when I was little. I mean, the whole thing kind of was. I remember I did love the look on Indy’s face when he & Short Round were trying not to get smooshed.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftyuxi","user":"alliquaycoyote-facelawstandaloansirfannypackalliquay","score":87,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:07:14.000Z","text":"Fun fact! These grapes aren't meant to be peeled, these are table grapes. Concord grapes (used for jam and pie) are, and they are much, much easier to peel.\nI always thought it was weird to ask someone to peel a grape, turns out that's because I had only ever encountered table grapes!\nConcord grapes, you just give them a little squeeze and the grape fruit pops right out of the skin. The phrase made much more sense once I figured that out.","links":[{"url":"https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/peel_me_a_grape","text":"https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/peel_me_a_grape"}]},{"id":"t1_ofudgzg","user":"coyote-face","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:28:03.000Z","text":"I grew up eating wild grapes (muscadines) and their skins are even thicker than Concords! It’s super tough so most people put them in their mouths to get to the delicious insides and then spit out the skin.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofus0zu","user":"lawstandaloan","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:53:07.000Z","text":"I made a Concord grape milkshake when we were dating and 43 years later, my wife will still tease me about the shake being full of seeds and skins. I won't even buy grape jelly anymore because I know she'll mention the milkshake","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofugp2t","user":"sirfannypackalliquay","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:46:16.000Z","text":"People peel grapes?","links":[{"url":"https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/peel_me_a_grape","text":"https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/peel_me_a_grape"}]},{"id":"t1_ofukx80","user":"alliquay","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:11:02.000Z","text":"https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/peel_me_a_grape\nYes!\nBut also, yes for real, if you're making Concord grape jam you need to discard the stems and seeds. Best way is to peel the grapes, then blitz them to separate the seeds from the pulp before you cook it down. 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A real hamster-ass rodent always runs his fuckin wheel Cause real hamster-ass rodents take a bite And rodents always gotta full cheek Showin all his boys yeah he taught em Yeah real hampster-ass rodents gon’ flex nuts Cause real hampster-ass rodents know they got em’","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/muST9erPy0uJy","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftuxsm","user":"NGTTwoThe_Vampire_King","score":50,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:46:50.000Z","text":"Damn, it feels good to be a hamster.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofusdcp","user":"The_Vampire_King","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:55:07.000Z","text":"Real hamsta-ass rodents don’t run for shit, cause real hamsta-ass rodents can’t run fast","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv22h4","user":"MaDeuce94","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:52:43.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/muST9erPy0uJy","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftsas6","user":"DisposableJosiejad103JustFred24PM_me_BJ_PicsDisposableJosie","score":100,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:33:19.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/p3wMMqkPBFqsEGI32T","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/Vi2SCLwfyMqOY","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftu5e9","user":"jad103JustFred24","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:42:45.000Z","text":"🫪","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftzlcl","user":"JustFred24","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:11:05.000Z","text":"🫪","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftyute","user":"PM_me_BJ_PicsDisposableJosie","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:07:13.000Z","text":"I should call her.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/Vi2SCLwfyMqOY","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofu0t4c","user":"DisposableJosie","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:17:29.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/Vi2SCLwfyMqOY","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftzu9x","user":"Alfakennyone","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:12:24.000Z","text":"Hamsta","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftmq1e","user":"lbeau310kjbaran","score":206,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:04:57.000Z","text":"Oh I shall 😅","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/KDgg8vcbeAbVt6Ymd1","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftyiba","user":"kjbaran","score":78,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:05:24.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/KDgg8vcbeAbVt6Ymd1","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftjo5k","user":"criket2016","score":86,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:49:09.000Z","text":"Lol fucking awesome","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofttaa7","user":"JohnOfA","score":49,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:38:19.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/97ZWlB7ENlalq","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftngql","user":"Wild-ClementineImwhatswrongwithyou","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:08:53.000Z","text":"Omg thank you! This is the hardest I’ve laughed all day 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofts3x2","user":"Imwhatswrongwithyou","score":41,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:32:21.000Z","text":"My friend has the tiniest hands I’ve ever seen on an adult human and I used to tell her to that her hands were so tiny that she probably ate crackers with two hands like a hamster and this made me think of that so really it’s her to thank 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftn2k8","user":"CrimsonByte23","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:06:51.000Z","text":"Now I kinda want grapes big enough to qualify as actual handheld fruit weapons","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftvtrp","user":"OhHowINeedChanging","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:51:24.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/FP7g0JkFYO4gK9o4vr","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofu7hb0","user":"RIF_rr3dd1tt","score":58,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:54:23.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/1APdXY0c7gJguZWTJL","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftkiv0","user":"SML8180","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:53:33.000Z","text":"100% what I would be doing","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftpipf","user":"funnyskinnyguy","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:19:29.000Z","text":"Either you got trump hands or a world record in your hands","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftim0m","user":"LupusDeusMagnuslbeau310Mike2830dougthebuffaloOye_OsoMike2830DefendsTheDownvotedaestheNCPereiraDriedSquiddpapagayolocoSaltSpiritual515Syn7axErrorMs_SassLassDipsey_Jipseydub-freshThirty_Helens_Agreegearlegs4everHiMyNameIsSander","score":5804,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:43:47.000Z","text":"Look at OPs tiny tiny hands.","links":[{"url":"https://imgur.com/a/R2RVc6h","text":"(rotten) Banana for scale!"}]},{"id":"t1_oftpoa5","user":"lbeau310Mike2830dougthebuffaloOye_OsoMike2830DefendsTheDownvotedaestheNCPereiraDriedSquiddpapagayolocoSaltSpiritual515Syn7axErrorMs_SassLassDipsey_Jipsey","score":2036,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:20:16.000Z","text":"(rotten) Banana for scale!","links":[{"url":"https://imgur.com/a/R2RVc6h","text":"(rotten) Banana for scale!"}]},{"id":"t1_oftrrz8","user":"Mike2830dougthebuffaloOye_OsoMike2830DefendsTheDownvotedaestheNCPereira","score":2160,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:30:42.000Z","text":"I think we need your hand next to the banana as well","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu7blj","user":"dougthebuffaloOye_OsoMike2830","score":1086,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:53:30.000Z","text":"Frankly the banana for scale confuses me more than it helps.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuh1my","user":"Oye_Oso","score":289,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:48:16.000Z","text":"Same, omg, I can't make these grapes make spacial sense.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu7rsq","user":"Mike2830","score":48,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:56:01.000Z","text":"Exactly","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofub2ae","user":"DefendsTheDownvoted","score":86,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:14:28.000Z","text":"This isn't OnlyFans. You can't just direct OP and throw money at them, lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofufr6l","user":"aesthe","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:40:54.000Z","text":"at some point we should just bring a ruler into this","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu4unn","user":"NCPereira","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:39:39.000Z","text":"hol up","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftxmuf","user":"DriedSquiddpapagayoloco","score":94,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:00:51.000Z","text":"Look at OP's tiny tiny banana!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofudj1h","user":"papagayoloco","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:28:22.000Z","text":"Goes well with the tiny hands🖐️","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftrsfp","user":"SaltSpiritual515Syn7axErrorMs_SassLass","score":103,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:30:46.000Z","text":"Time for banana bread","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofty6o6","user":"Syn7axErrorMs_SassLass","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:03:43.000Z","text":"Why would you make banana bread with grapes?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftzg9k","user":"Ms_SassLass","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:10:20.000Z","text":"Banana bread is grape","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu1fl0","user":"Dipsey_Jipsey","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:20:50.000Z","text":"Like lots of fresh food, bananas shrink when they rot 🤔","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftjdfh","user":"dub-freshThirty_Helens_Agree","score":63,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:47:34.000Z","text":"Smells like cabbage ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftjsx0","user":"Thirty_Helens_Agree","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:49:51.000Z","text":"Carnies!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftklv8","user":"gearlegs4everHiMyNameIsSander","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:53:58.000Z","text":"This reminds me a bit of Charlie's Uncle who had a weird hand thing","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftq4vw","user":"HiMyNameIsSander","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:22:33.000Z","text":"NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftjqn4","user":"daronjayassuhdudeRelevantButNotBasiclidsville76RelevantButNotBasicRockMe-AmadeusnsjsiegsizmwbsuCalientecarlllidsville76DinosaurAliveLittle-Cut-74Adept_Writer5709SpamsdeliciousAdept_Writer5709supertimor42-50Reyne-TheAbyssabilitylockBakedNemo420WaterboardedCalamariShartiflartbastLentra888nasaboy007smittywrbermanjensenhoorah9011B1ack_1c3Warbr0s9395parousia0FengSushi","score":7443,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:49:30.000Z","text":"Hi, do you want a\nGRAPE","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/FKBI6d0bvXAxW","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/S1SnLg08CxnUGqyqha","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/fWlesbav1qMk8","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/Mr5yS9nR4kAda","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/9u1J84ZtCSl9K","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/H337tbkuySMoTkWU0F","text":""},{"url":"https://youtu.be/EzgUGY36gqM","text":"I'm going to tie you to a radiator and grrrrape you!!!"},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/fOZvkW39opSEhefcXQ","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftm3hy","user":"assuhdudeRelevantButNotBasiclidsville76RelevantButNotBasicRockMe-AmadeusnsjsiegsizmwbsuCalientecarlllidsville76DinosaurAliveLittle-Cut-74Adept_Writer5709SpamsdeliciousAdept_Writer5709supertimor42-50Reyne-TheAbyssabilitylockBakedNemo420WaterboardedCalamariShartiflartbast","score":2341,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:01:41.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/FKBI6d0bvXAxW","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/S1SnLg08CxnUGqyqha","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/fWlesbav1qMk8","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/Mr5yS9nR4kAda","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/9u1J84ZtCSl9K","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftqr65","user":"RelevantButNotBasiclidsville76RelevantButNotBasicRockMe-AmadeusnsjsiegsizmwbsuCalientecarlllidsville76DinosaurAliveLittle-Cut-74Adept_Writer5709SpamsdeliciousAdept_Writer5709supertimor42-50Reyne-TheAbyssabilitylockBakedNemo420","score":487,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:25:37.000Z","text":"Til the very next day","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/S1SnLg08CxnUGqyqha","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/fWlesbav1qMk8","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/Mr5yS9nR4kAda","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/9u1J84ZtCSl9K","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftso3n","user":"lidsville76RelevantButNotBasicRockMe-AmadeusnsjsiegsizmwbsuCalientecarlllidsville76DinosaurAlive","score":51,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:35:10.000Z","text":"And the duck walked up to the lemonade stand","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/S1SnLg08CxnUGqyqha","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofturhx","user":"RelevantButNotBasicRockMe-AmadeusnsjsiegsizmwbsuCalientecarlllidsville76DinosaurAlive","score":44,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:45:55.000Z","text":"And he said to the man runnin the stand","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/S1SnLg08CxnUGqyqha","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftwh00","user":"RockMe-AmadeusnsjsiegsizmwbsuCalientecarlllidsville76DinosaurAlive","score":41,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:54:46.000Z","text":"Hey! bum, bum, bum","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/S1SnLg08CxnUGqyqha","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofu2otc","user":"nsjsiegsizmwbsu","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:27:38.000Z","text":"Got any... Glue?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu2vrz","user":"Calientecarlllidsville76DinosaurAlive","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:28:43.000Z","text":"got any weed?","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/S1SnLg08CxnUGqyqha","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuapur","user":"lidsville76","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:12:32.000Z","text":"Honestly, that's what I want to know when a duck is talking to you.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzz4n","user":"DinosaurAlive","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:40:10.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/S1SnLg08CxnUGqyqha","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftr6d4","user":"Little-Cut-74Adept_Writer5709SpamsdeliciousAdept_Writer5709supertimor42-50Reyne-TheAbyssabilitylockBakedNemo420","score":238,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:27:43.000Z","text":"Waddle waddle waddle","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/fWlesbav1qMk8","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/Mr5yS9nR4kAda","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/9u1J84ZtCSl9K","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftrm8d","user":"Adept_Writer5709SpamsdeliciousAdept_Writer5709supertimor42-50Reyne-TheAbyssabilitylock","score":187,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:29:55.000Z","text":"I had this shit outta my head, until now","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/fWlesbav1qMk8","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/Mr5yS9nR4kAda","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/9u1J84ZtCSl9K","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftt20s","user":"SpamsdeliciousAdept_Writer5709supertimor42-50Reyne-TheAbyssabilitylock","score":134,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:37:08.000Z","text":"Try this instead.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/Mr5yS9nR4kAda","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/9u1J84ZtCSl9K","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftudqr","user":"Adept_Writer5709supertimor42-50Reyne-TheAbyssabilitylock","score":73,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:43:57.000Z","text":"At peace now","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/9u1J84ZtCSl9K","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftxeev","user":"supertimor42-50Reyne-TheAbyssabilitylock","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:59:37.000Z","text":"Not when you play \"the game\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu0atw","user":"Reyne-TheAbyssabilitylock","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:14:49.000Z","text":"I lose The Game every time I see a Loss reference.\nIt was the biggest mistake I've ever made tying those two bits of internet lore together.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofubja4","user":"abilitylock","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:17:08.000Z","text":"Oh God you poor soul","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftwuxd","user":"BakedNemo420","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:56:48.000Z","text":"bum bum bum BUM bu bu dum","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftx6je","user":"WaterboardedCalamari","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:58:29.000Z","text":"This one gif has unlocked the full song in my brain","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuqmkq","user":"Shartiflartbast","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:45:01.000Z","text":"That fucking duck","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftm633","user":"Lentra888","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:02:02.000Z","text":"A greatpe!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftl5em","user":"nasaboy007smittywrbermanjensen","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:56:47.000Z","text":"My mind went to \"nah that isn't a grape it's a GROPE! ... wait no\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftlzqi","user":"smittywrbermanjensen","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:01:08.000Z","text":"Gorp","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftsm7g","user":"hoorah9011B1ack_1c3Warbr0s9395parousia0","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:34:54.000Z","text":"Yes. 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Go get some and post proof that this is not AI 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu0rvq","user":"bagheera369Temp_PlaceholderhowmuchitcostsSadHoneydew603bazhvnohhi254cjfi48J1zvgi","score":82,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:17:19.000Z","text":"What brand/species/etc of grapes are those?\nThey can't just be standard fare green grapes....can they?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwmh72","user":"Temp_Placeholderhowmuchitcosts","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:07:52.000Z","text":"Probably treated with gibberellic acid. It's a plant hormone. Used for a lot of different things, but for grapes, it tends to make em' really big.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwz6z","user":"howmuchitcosts","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:10:12.000Z","text":"My uhm, friend would like to know if this works on other things and also where would one get a supply of said product?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwrokr","user":"SadHoneydew603bazhvn","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:54:36.000Z","text":"They look like autmn crisp grapes","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx4dyw","user":"bazhvn","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:31:00.000Z","text":"yeah these size are normal for Autumn Crisp, or the Japanese(/Chinese/Korean) Muscat","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofukge3","user":"ohhi254cjfi48J1zvgi","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:08:15.000Z","text":"I got some at HEB in Texas like this. They weren't any special variety.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv3269","user":"cjfi48J1zvgi","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:58:40.000Z","text":"There are many different kinds of green grapes, but unless you go to farmers market or grocery store that specializes in produce or something like that, they won't be transparent about the variety.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofth0a9","user":"Hashi856DeterminedThrowawayPrincessLinkedQuinnmeister-mmmusic-JiF905JJ3BlindMice1kats_journeySmashPortalWerwolfSlayrThe_Last_ThursdayEither-Actuator-1249Opening_Ordinary_110alchemyprimecodexetremeRude-Barnacle8804Pet_InsuranceSpiny94HedgiePet_InsuranceNoTelevision4907XanderVaperMajor_Vegetable-Irrelevance-2609Inqeuetslim-shady-on-mainalayagreenNoPair205C4ndy_Fl0ssShieldbearing-Bronyeggplantpot","score":2637,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:35:52.000Z","text":"Someone show Shef_Pheonix","links":[{"url":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgUGY36gqM","text":"I immediately thought of this classic."},{"url":"/r/beatmetoit","text":"r/beatmetoit"},{"url":"/r/beatmeattoit","text":"r/beatmeattoit"}]},{"id":"t1_oftk528","user":"DeterminedThrowawayPrincessLinkedQuinnmeister-mmmusic-","score":1349,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:51:37.000Z","text":"lmao, my first thought was \"Big grape?! I know a YouTuber that would be interested\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftlxbd","user":"PrincessLinked","score":391,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:00:49.000Z","text":"I also immediately thought of big grape","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvuz2e","user":"Quinnmeister-mmmusic-","score":74,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:07:07.000Z","text":"The first thing I thought of was how he just passed the 1 million subscriber mark and had to finally make the big grape video and then boom we got real life big grapes","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwl9p0","user":"-mmmusic-","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:56:38.000Z","text":"he did make the big grape video! it's a longform","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftoji9","user":"JiF905JJ3BlindMice1kats_journeySmashPortalWerwolfSlayrThe_Last_ThursdayEither-Actuator-1249","score":404,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:14:32.000Z","text":"STOP DMING ME TELLING ME HOW TO MAKE A BIG GRAPE!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftqqs5","user":"3BlindMice1kats_journeySmashPortalWerwolfSlayrThe_Last_ThursdayEither-Actuator-1249","score":206,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:25:34.000Z","text":"IT CAN'T BE DONE! A BIG GRAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftwf59","user":"kats_journeySmashPortalWerwolfSlayrThe_Last_ThursdayEither-Actuator-1249","score":135,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:54:30.000Z","text":"He has done big grape now, actually!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu72zg","user":"SmashPortalWerwolfSlayrThe_Last_ThursdayEither-Actuator-1249","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:52:08.000Z","text":"Wasn't it basically a grape meatball?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu9poc","user":"WerwolfSlayrThe_Last_ThursdayEither-Actuator-1249","score":83,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:06:52.000Z","text":"Yeah but he also essentially promised to genetically modify and crossbreed grapes to get the largest possible real grape if he ever hits 10m subs","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofup88n","user":"The_Last_Thursday","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:36:50.000Z","text":"Shef_phoenix is Gregor Mendel?!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuw1af","user":"Either-Actuator-1249","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:16:34.000Z","text":"In his private vineyard in Italy","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftqyn1","user":"Opening_Ordinary_110","score":70,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:26:40.000Z","text":"I'm so glad we all had the same thought","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftkhmn","user":"alchemyprimecodexetremeRude-Barnacle8804","score":283,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:53:22.000Z","text":"Man he did all that work for NOTHING.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftt8s5","user":"codexetreme","score":73,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:38:06.000Z","text":"Ikr! Even that cake! But tbh I kinda liked the cake xD","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu6k86","user":"Rude-Barnacle8804","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:49:13.000Z","text":"Turns out he didn't need a big wineyard, he needed to hunt down someone with such a wineyard.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftu5bp","user":"Pet_InsuranceSpiny94HedgiePet_InsuranceNoTelevision4907","score":95,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:42:44.000Z","text":"Yooo big grape gang","links":[{"url":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgUGY36gqM","text":"I immediately thought of this classic."}]},{"id":"t1_oftwhfg","user":"Spiny94HedgiePet_InsuranceNoTelevision4907","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:54:50.000Z","text":"Please...please dont say big grape gang 💀","links":[{"url":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgUGY36gqM","text":"I immediately thought of this classic."}]},{"id":"t1_oftx8uq","user":"Pet_InsuranceNoTelevision4907","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:58:49.000Z","text":"Ah fuck you're right forgot about tik tok self-censoring","links":[{"url":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgUGY36gqM","text":"I immediately thought of this classic."}]},{"id":"t1_ofu8zml","user":"NoTelevision4907","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:02:50.000Z","text":"I immediately thought of this classic.","links":[{"url":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgUGY36gqM","text":"I immediately thought of this classic."}]},{"id":"t1_oftr2ea","user":"XanderVaper","score":57,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:27:11.000Z","text":"Just checked him out and became an instant fan. Thanks for name dropping!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftjxx6","user":"Major_Vegetable-","score":71,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:50:34.000Z","text":"Dude, I immediately thought of that 😭","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftiwog","user":"Irrelevance-2609Inqeuet","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:45:14.000Z","text":"r/beatmetoit","links":[{"url":"/r/beatmetoit","text":"r/beatmetoit"},{"url":"/r/beatmeattoit","text":"r/beatmeattoit"}]},{"id":"t1_oftne6k","user":"Inqeuet","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:08:32.000Z","text":"r/beatmeattoit","links":[{"url":"/r/beatmeattoit","text":"r/beatmeattoit"}]},{"id":"t1_oftvfw4","user":"slim-shady-on-main","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:49:25.000Z","text":"So it can be done…","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftmwzw","user":"alayagreen","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:06:00.000Z","text":"Yes! Big grape!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftmang","user":"NoPair205","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:02:41.000Z","text":"Hahaha you got it!! I was gonna write this","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu2nhn","user":"C4ndy_Fl0ss","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:27:26.000Z","text":"Grape boi must hear about this!!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu8lkj","user":"Shieldbearing-Brony","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:00:42.000Z","text":"THE BIG GRAPE","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu131k","user":"eggplantpot","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:18:58.000Z","text":"Is that big grape guy? The internet remembers","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftk5o9","user":"cowboysaurus21frinkmahiitallymebanana72lbeau310M-Noremacjccaclimber","score":2058,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:51:42.000Z","text":"Sorry I'm gonna need a banana for scale","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/HnWkH9YoNgURxjQKj9","text":""},{"url":"https://imgur.com/a/R2RVc6h","text":"(rotten) Banana for scale!"}]},{"id":"t1_oftqxfd","user":"frinkmahiitallymebanana72","score":550,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:26:30.000Z","text":"This 100%. We don’t know the hand size.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/HnWkH9YoNgURxjQKj9","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftz3jw","user":"tallymebanana72","score":343,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:08:31.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/HnWkH9YoNgURxjQKj9","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofulrdl","user":"lbeau310M-Noremac","score":54,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:16:01.000Z","text":"(rotten) Banana for scale!","links":[{"url":"https://imgur.com/a/R2RVc6h","text":"(rotten) Banana for scale!"}]},{"id":"t1_ofuxexq","user":"M-Noremac","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:24:45.000Z","text":"What a tiny banana","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftujft","user":"jccaclimber","score":44,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:44:46.000Z","text":"You’ve already seen what they can do with grapes. Now you want to monkey around with a banana?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftknwz","user":"Kind_Position_9119K12onRedditThe_gr8_cornholio_beakrakeInteresting_Ad1378Ender_SwordMacabracadabra","score":690,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:54:16.000Z","text":"I bought some huge grapes recently called Autumn Crisps. They were the best grapes I have ever had! So crunchy and flavorful.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/U0oYMMzgWq4akdcSFN","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofttjoz","user":"K12onRedditThe_gr8_cornholio_","score":86,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:39:39.000Z","text":"I've been buying these at Shop Rite all month. They're so good. And so expensive.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv3tan","user":"The_gr8_cornholio_","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:03:09.000Z","text":"Dude my kid is so obsessed with these, I’ll take the cost over the half mushy cotton candy grapes you hope are crispy at 9.99/lb","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftmft7","user":"beakrake","score":77,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:03:26.000Z","text":"Thank you for this. All the way down at the bottom, but the variety name was exactly what I was looking for.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/U0oYMMzgWq4akdcSFN","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftsqqp","user":"Interesting_Ad1378","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:35:33.000Z","text":"I have them now too! Bought them at stop n shop","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofttiwy","user":"Ender_Sword","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:39:32.000Z","text":"Best grapes I’ve ever had","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofukxkh","user":"Macabracadabra","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:11:06.000Z","text":"The only grapes I'll eat now. That crunch!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftjckr","user":"Juneauitelbeau310garyzxcvFog1682-32768stupidillusioniamamomandproudvalinchiiiLushkush69Horskrdare2smileKoraborosWorkPlaceSafeWild-Video-5317cuentalternativa","score":472,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:47:27.000Z","text":"How did they taste? I’m always worried because every time I’ve had overgrown fruit it’s flavorless.","links":[{"url":"https://earthtoveg.com/shine-muscat-grapes-most-expensive-grapes-ever/","text":"https://earthtoveg.com/shine-muscat-grapes-most-expensive-grapes-ever/"}]},{"id":"t1_oftkfoi","user":"lbeau310garyzxcvFog1682-32768stupidillusioniamamomandproudvalinchiiiLushkush69Horskrdare2smileKoraboros","score":685,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:53:06.000Z","text":"They are so good! I had ONE because my husband is cooking dinner and I didn’t want to get full 😁","links":[{"url":"https://earthtoveg.com/shine-muscat-grapes-most-expensive-grapes-ever/","text":"https://earthtoveg.com/shine-muscat-grapes-most-expensive-grapes-ever/"}]},{"id":"t1_oftkv9l","user":"garyzxcvFog1682-32768stupidillusioniamamomandproudvalinchiii","score":81,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:55:19.000Z","text":"HEB, Texas?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofto6r6","user":"Fog1682","score":78,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:12:37.000Z","text":"I literally had some this large from HEB last week. They weren't very juicy. It was really weird having to bite into a grape.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu1ep2","user":"-32768stupidillusion","score":57,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:20:42.000Z","text":"I'm an HEB customer and also have these very large grapes right now. Two weeks ago they were also pretty huge, but this week they are even bigger. I wonder what will happen next week. How large is too large? Has science gone too far?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oful3g4","user":"stupidillusion","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:12:04.000Z","text":"I wonder what will happen next week. How large is too large?\nI would expect cantaloupe sized","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftoh7e","user":"iamamomandproud","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:14:11.000Z","text":"That’s where I got those exact grapes at HEB on Friday, they are sadly all gone.😢","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftprlj","user":"valinchiii","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:20:43.000Z","text":"That’s crazy, so it’s just a HEB thing? I just got huge grapes from there too! They weren’t as flavorful as I was expecting though.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftqobe","user":"Lushkush69Horskrdare2smile","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:25:13.000Z","text":"I bought grapes that looked just like this recently in Canada. Autumn Crisps! So good!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu0qxv","user":"Horskr","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:17:11.000Z","text":"They should make a wine out of these and only sell it in comically large wine bottles.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftrf7p","user":"dare2smile","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:28:57.000Z","text":"Autumn Crisp are my favorite grapes!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftnqx2","user":"Koraboros","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:10:18.000Z","text":"They’re probably Shine Muscat Grapes. Popular in Japan and Korea but expensive\nhttps://earthtoveg.com/shine-muscat-grapes-most-expensive-grapes-ever/","links":[{"url":"https://earthtoveg.com/shine-muscat-grapes-most-expensive-grapes-ever/","text":"https://earthtoveg.com/shine-muscat-grapes-most-expensive-grapes-ever/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofttqmg","user":"WorkPlaceSafe","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:40:39.000Z","text":"These are the Autumncrisp grapes I believe, theyre surprisingly good for being monstrous","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu3kok","user":"Wild-Video-5317","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:32:32.000Z","text":"Generally, larger produce yields just involve the plant pumping more water into the fruit.  Same amount of the flavorful substances, diluted by larger volumes of water.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftk0qk","user":"cuentalternativa","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:51:00.000Z","text":"I’ve had big grapes maybe not quite as big as these but pretty huge for grapes and they were great, firmer than average but flavid was there, giant blueberries also seem to retain flavor","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofth8lc","user":"Weird_AndrounbalancedcentrifugeTrollTollTonyiamthinksnowsskylarlbeau310Doomdoomkittydoomk_jah85ImNotThatDeepImN0tYourBuddyFwend","score":623,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:37:00.000Z","text":"Plot twist: Your hand are too small.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/5Lg7hpkqav6Ba","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/F2mu0oVGAuH8UjsbFy","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/PacixgYY1yddC","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofthw6e","user":"unbalancedcentrifugeTrollTollTonyiamthinksnow","score":425,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:40:12.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/5Lg7hpkqav6Ba","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/F2mu0oVGAuH8UjsbFy","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftq291","user":"TrollTollTonyiamthinksnow","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:22:12.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/F2mu0oVGAuH8UjsbFy","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftwo4h","user":"iamthinksnow","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:55:49.000Z","text":"Are you feeling better?\nAre you feeling better?\nAre you feeling better?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftjxel","user":"sskylar","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:50:30.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/PacixgYY1yddC","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftm1si","user":"lbeau310Doomdoomkittydoom","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:01:26.000Z","text":"I swear my hands are that of a normal sized 53 yo adult! These are completely insane!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftq5c2","user":"Doomdoomkittydoom","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:22:36.000Z","text":"53 yo adult... Hobbit?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofthsid","user":"k_jah85ImNotThatDeepImN0tYourBuddyFwend","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:39:41.000Z","text":"Banana for scale required. Great base for fruit salad too.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftjzh6","user":"ImNotThatDeepImN0tYourBuddyFwend","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:50:49.000Z","text":"I was waiting for the banana for scale comment 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftkja3","user":"ImN0tYourBuddyFwend","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:53:36.000Z","text":"Start using these grapes for scale to fuck w people.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftkpiz","user":"SpyBoy18tomgreen99A__SPIDERtomgreen99","score":70,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:54:29.000Z","text":"Got any grape?","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/1VFF7MnrcXGW4","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftl0rn","user":"tomgreen99A__SPIDERtomgreen99","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:56:07.000Z","text":"No, I just sell lemonade.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/1VFF7MnrcXGW4","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftnxr1","user":"A__SPIDERtomgreen99","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:11:17.000Z","text":"I just heard this song for the first time today. It’s wild that I’m seeing this reference right away","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/1VFF7MnrcXGW4","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftu3o5","user":"tomgreen99","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:42:30.000Z","text":"Where the hell have you been?!","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/1VFF7MnrcXGW4","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftis03","user":"PlamZ","score":67,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:44:35.000Z","text":"Someone message Shef_Phoenix","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftkcqb","user":"Archarchery","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:52:41.000Z","text":"I can’t tell if I’m looking at huge grapes or tiny hands.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftiiu1","user":"Tearakudo","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:43:22.000Z","text":"You have tiny hands","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftgmy7","user":"Warm-Statistician545","score":61,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:34:02.000Z","text":"Grape balls of fire! ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftlu1x","user":"DrLexAlhazred","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:00:22.000Z","text":"Those either taste incredible or god awful","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftiyre","user":"Annihilator4life","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:45:31.000Z","text":"Cough please","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftsw8w","user":"RiverLynneUwU","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:36:20.000Z","text":"3 thousand missed calls from chef phoenix","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofthppl","user":"wotapampamblessedblackwingscuentalternativa","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:39:19.000Z","text":"They are giant. Why? Is this normal?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftl60j","user":"blessedblackwings","score":35,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:56:53.000Z","text":"Giberellin is a plant hormone that (among many other things) encourages fruit growth, they figured out they can spray extra on plants while they’re producing fruit and this happens.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftjkbe","user":"cuentalternativa","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:48:35.000Z","text":"Grapes have been getting bigger the past few years","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftgu58","user":"alt_nro69","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:35:01.000Z","text":"Oh damn, thems be juicy","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu1pca","user":"come2life_osrs","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:22:17.000Z","text":"If you slowly lowered these into your mouth Greek style it would emit a back up alarm sound. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftm0jp","user":"Accomplished_Goal_59","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:01:15.000Z","text":"r/absoluteunits","links":[{"url":"/r/absoluteunits","text":"r/absoluteunits"}]},{"id":"t1_oftgoxg","user":"BC_Arctic_FoxSunshine030209MistRoot","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:34:18.000Z","text":"Grapes of wrath?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftmu5z","user":"Sunshine030209","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:05:35.000Z","text":"I definitely don't want to feel the wrath of those grapes!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftm5cg","user":"MistRoot","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:01:56.000Z","text":"Freeze them and throw them like snowballs","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftki68","user":"Refun712","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:53:27.000Z","text":"This picture is messing with my head","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1sk9fyf","type":"link","sub":"JustGuysBeingDudes","username":"pIant_princess","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"v.redd.it","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/JustGuysBeingDudes/comments/1sk9fyf/you_shouldnt_have_been_bitin_my_horsey_boy/","score":14,"comments_count":628,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:32:09.000Z","url":"https://v.redd.it/nwu35rs6cyug1","thumbnail":"https://external-preview.redd.it/Y21xbWZ6bTZjeXVnMeapRl2-_MWr16sdFgHwoIPK_QrmfWHQfhBMs4wzuutD.png?width=140&height=140&crop=1:1,smart&format=jpg&auto=webp&s=c7244ea70109e95af303941d0e91833597163123","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofxe7xo","user":"AutoModerator","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:32:19.000Z","text":"The votes are in, here is your new r/JustGuysBeingDudes Owner!\nReminder for OP: /u/pIant_princess\nVideos must include guys being dudes\nScripted Content / Skits is an AUTOMATIC 7 DAY BAN! (Rule 2)\nHave a suggestion for us? Send us some mail!\nI am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.","links":[{"url":"https://reddit.com/user/Taskmaster_Fantatic","text":"r/JustGuysBeingDudes Owner"},{"url":"/u/pIant_princess","text":"/u/pIant_princess"},{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=r%2FJustGuysBeingDudes","text":"Send us some mail"},{"url":"/message/compose/?to=/r/JustGuysBeingDudes","text":"contact the moderators of this subreddit"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxgmri","user":"Mathberiscvidetich13nsfwaltsarehardeaves-of-grassDisastrous_Cat8008thederevolutionsIT89Attack_Of_The_100_DonutsNonchalant-TryhardrankispankiIndependent-Tennis57yancovigenouralarmclock_NautyByNatureIndependent-Tennis57scnottakenMaster_ManiacuserhwonDue-Explanation-7560dishwasher_mayhemfork_yuudragonslayer137dishwasher_mayhemCommercial_Bird8467Banguskahn","score":2627,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:46:10.000Z","text":"Putting a live insect in your pocket and hand feeding a spider : 2 things I never thought about before.","links":[{"url":"/u/100_Donuts","text":"u/100_Donuts"},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/cmqsx2ccpyug1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=265aea68f43577700236a5a58b852457befd2551","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/jbc57ly4yyug1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fd12044801fce9988dc3f1834b8daa1f60aa50f","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/i388ni6oxyug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=512f5d76446d3696828d2909d7c3706dbed3d1a8","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/coUJRbo7bNddoWPSMl","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxjmc5","user":"cvidetich13nsfwaltsarehardeaves-of-grassDisastrous_Cat8008thederevolutionsIT89Attack_Of_The_","score":567,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:02:32.000Z","text":"Also 2 things I will never do","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsv0u","user":"nsfwaltsarehardeaves-of-grassDisastrous_Cat8008thederevolutions","score":143,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:50:22.000Z","text":"AMEN!\nI felt so uncomfortable when he fed the spider like that. Cool but I'm glad that I'm watching through a screen.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2x89","user":"eaves-of-grassDisastrous_Cat8008thederevolutions","score":64,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:37:53.000Z","text":"Rural folk are a different breed.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8qyh","user":"Disastrous_Cat8008","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:03:47.000Z","text":"do you wanna go in the pockitt?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyf2f3","user":"thederevolutions","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:31:44.000Z","text":"This guys a fuckin dick. Puttin his hand on the scale of justice and nature like that. Bug was just doing bug things. What if a Gorilla just walked over to this guy and put him in a lion cage.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxybij","user":"IT89Attack_Of_The_","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:16:29.000Z","text":"Same here. My dad is from Kentucky and has absolutely no fear of insects. Picks up Palo Verde beetles like they are some sort of cool rock to be admired. I just can’t.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxz6l8","user":"Attack_Of_The_","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:20:31.000Z","text":"Now the Rhino beetles are something to be held...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnx4y","user":"100_DonutsNonchalant-TryhardrankispankiIndependent-Tennis57yancovigenouralarmclock_NautyByNatureIndependent-Tennis57scnottakenMaster_Maniacuserhwon","score":114,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:25:09.000Z","text":"Used to be that pants had honey pockets where a feller can load is fronts up with that sticky sweetness, butt-first an anthill, and entice the little ladies into the pockets for a thousand leg massage.","links":[{"url":"/u/100_Donuts","text":"u/100_Donuts"},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/cmqsx2ccpyug1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=265aea68f43577700236a5a58b852457befd2551","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/jbc57ly4yyug1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fd12044801fce9988dc3f1834b8daa1f60aa50f","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/i388ni6oxyug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=512f5d76446d3696828d2909d7c3706dbed3d1a8","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxpdeg","user":"Nonchalant-TryhardrankispankiIndependent-Tennis57","score":83,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:32:35.000Z","text":"I’m sorry, what now?","links":[{"url":"/u/100_Donuts","text":"u/100_Donuts"}]},{"id":"t1_ofy2mua","user":"rankispankiIndependent-Tennis57","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:36:33.000Z","text":"He's reminiscing when he used to put honey in his pockets and sit down ass first on an anthill. idk man sounds like a lot","links":[{"url":"/u/100_Donuts","text":"u/100_Donuts"}]},{"id":"t1_ofy32cj","user":"Independent-Tennis57","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:38:33.000Z","text":"I think u/100_Donuts is Paul Rudd, and taking his \"Ant Man\" persona, a little to far.","links":[{"url":"/u/100_Donuts","text":"u/100_Donuts"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxry0q","user":"yancovigen","score":57,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:45:50.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/cmqsx2ccpyug1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=265aea68f43577700236a5a58b852457befd2551","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxr9sr","user":"ouralarmclock_NautyByNatureIndependent-Tennis57","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:42:22.000Z","text":"I don't know if this is a quote from Letterkenny, but that's certainly how I read it. I appreciates you.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw1xt","user":"_NautyByNatureIndependent-Tennis57","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:05:48.000Z","text":"Allegedly","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3axg","user":"Independent-Tennis57","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:39:38.000Z","text":"At least with this ant fetish, the ants don't need to be sick, and you don't need multiple people, unlike taking down and ostrich.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2bsh","user":"scnottaken","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:35:07.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/jbc57ly4yyug1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fd12044801fce9988dc3f1834b8daa1f60aa50f","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy1rab","user":"Master_Maniac","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:32:29.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/i388ni6oxyug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=512f5d76446d3696828d2909d7c3706dbed3d1a8","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxxd3p","user":"userhwon","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:12:01.000Z","text":"Gimme five bees, we used to say.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy59e","user":"Due-Explanation-7560dishwasher_mayhemfork_yuudragonslayer137","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:15:41.000Z","text":"That's a horse fly too. Getting bit by one doesn't feel great","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9z26","user":"dishwasher_mayhem","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:08:54.000Z","text":"I am a gentle pacifist of a human. But...as a former animal farmer, few things bring me as much joy as watching a horsefly suffer a gruesome death.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybfiz","user":"fork_yuudragonslayer137","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:15:24.000Z","text":"So the guy could potentially be bit by the fly and the spider\nHe sure likes to live real close to danger","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyet9b","user":"dragonslayer137","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:30:37.000Z","text":"Those spiders leave ppl alone. And like to live real close.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9oxq","user":"dishwasher_mayhem","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:07:37.000Z","text":"I was raised on a private poultry and animal farm. I had bugs in my pockets more days than not. Mealworms, crickets, earthworms, potato bugs, and a host of others. We'd feed all of the animals with them.\nSpiders on a farm means things are in order. We were always taught to pay attention to them and their activity and leave them be. Orb weavers could tell the weather, wolf spiders told us what time it was, and if the jumpers were active, the area is happy. Regardless of the order to leave them be, we fed them all by hand if we got the chance. I loved baiting the leaping spiders. Amazing creatures.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofya2lq","user":"Commercial_Bird8467","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:09:21.000Z","text":"Dude my dad had these country boy thick ass hands that he could catch bees and wasps without them being able to sting him. He gave us all bees on strings we walked around for a while.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrc21","user":"Banguskahn","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:42:42.000Z","text":"That’s a cazador!","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/coUJRbo7bNddoWPSMl","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxg46g","user":"AvengerOfChrist_replicant_02WyldFlowerWyldFireWiggie49WyldFlowerWyldFirecrashin70genericweeb1925Wiggie49nitrot150asqw213Ominous-F_artHambMC_2checkedemdantevonlockeObviouslyRealPersonResponsible-Glass-56mirage-koDefendsTheDownvotedTNVFL1Abhir-86tuftopubichairSeeSharktuftopubichairSeeSharkarghnessShawnyMcKnightDoubleGreatcactusjudeVisitAbject4090Dr_BrotatousLongBedroom8355LaserKittenzplokoon9619GhostdusterrPlainBreadI_think_im_fallingjmastaockMonkey_PriestLowReporter6213paging_mrhermancaddy45attoshimegamanxeroDarthSocksbriggsy111388","score":2594,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:43:15.000Z","text":"Am I the only one surprised he just put that fly in his pocket","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/pnmkodoahyug1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfbfed28f754585fe8977718b7bc24e2ead3517f","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/xUA7aT2lwwIPz2F6Uw","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/7jc9n0f1wyug1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fdcf0666291cb54add7c49614d2317cec44b237","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxgh07","user":"_replicant_02WyldFlowerWyldFireWiggie49WyldFlowerWyldFirecrashin70genericweeb1925Wiggie49nitrot150asqw213Ominous-F_artHambMC_2checkedemdantevonlockeObviouslyRealPersonResponsible-Glass-56mirage-koDefendsTheDownvotedTNVFL1Abhir-86tuftopubichairSeeSharktuftopubichairSeeSharkarghnessShawnyMcKnightDoubleGreatcactusjudeVisitAbject4090Dr_BrotatousLongBedroom8355LaserKittenzplokoon9619Ghostdusterr","score":2010,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:45:16.000Z","text":"I'm more surprised he fed the spider directly from his hand.\nAn absolute madlad.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/pnmkodoahyug1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfbfed28f754585fe8977718b7bc24e2ead3517f","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/xUA7aT2lwwIPz2F6Uw","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/7jc9n0f1wyug1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fdcf0666291cb54add7c49614d2317cec44b237","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxrna1","user":"WyldFlowerWyldFireWiggie49WyldFlowerWyldFirecrashin70genericweeb1925Wiggie49nitrot150","score":77,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:44:18.000Z","text":"Orb weavers are harmless to humans. The horsefly would hurt more to be bitten by than the spider.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsqt8","user":"Wiggie49WyldFlowerWyldFirecrashin70genericweeb1925Wiggie49nitrot150","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:49:47.000Z","text":"I have a spot on my wrist that was bitten by a horsefly like 2 years ago, it never healed properly and now it's just like a permanent red dot on my wrist where the blood is closer to the surface of my skin.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxt19w","user":"WyldFlowerWyldFirecrashin70","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:51:13.000Z","text":"Ive been bitten by horse flies and deer flies. I would rather get bit by the orb weaver if I had to choose.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvy9b","user":"crashin70","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:05:18.000Z","text":"Deer flies and yellow flies are spawns of Satan!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtwm1","user":"genericweeb1925Wiggie49","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:55:27.000Z","text":"It might never heal. I have one from Algonquin 15 years ago that never fully went away. Also on my wrist it’s a perfect circle of missing skin.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxub74","user":"Wiggie49","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:57:26.000Z","text":"Man fuck horse flies","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxv5yz","user":"nitrot150","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:01:32.000Z","text":"Horseflies are nasty buggers!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxgu6b","user":"asqw213Ominous-F_artHambMC_2checkedemdantevonlockeObviouslyRealPersonResponsible-Glass-56mirage-koDefendsTheDownvoted","score":597,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:47:20.000Z","text":"I'm more surprised he was able to walk with such a massive steel balls\nEDIT: TYPO","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/pnmkodoahyug1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfbfed28f754585fe8977718b7bc24e2ead3517f","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/xUA7aT2lwwIPz2F6Uw","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/7jc9n0f1wyug1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fdcf0666291cb54add7c49614d2317cec44b237","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxjaed","user":"Ominous-F_artHambMC_2","score":58,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:00:43.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/pnmkodoahyug1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfbfed28f754585fe8977718b7bc24e2ead3517f","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxnty2","user":"HambMC_2","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:24:42.000Z","text":"Dear god I truly cannot escape Warframe lmao ( and what a good time it is )","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxgzyp","user":"checkedemdantevonlockeObviouslyRealPerson","score":99,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:48:14.000Z","text":"Who stole his balls?!","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/xUA7aT2lwwIPz2F6Uw","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxh54d","user":"dantevonlocke","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:49:02.000Z","text":"Stay classy reddit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpp5z","user":"ObviouslyRealPerson","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:34:17.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/xUA7aT2lwwIPz2F6Uw","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxhhv3","user":"Responsible-Glass-56","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:51:01.000Z","text":"Maybe steal ball run","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzsyn","user":"mirage-ko","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:23:23.000Z","text":"Massive what?\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/7jc9n0f1wyug1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fdcf0666291cb54add7c49614d2317cec44b237","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxkuyz","user":"DefendsTheDownvoted","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:09:09.000Z","text":"There's some poor horse out there that has carry those around on his back.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmq6u","user":"TNVFL1Abhir-86","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:18:56.000Z","text":"The spider’s name is Charlotte too lmao","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtbe4","user":"Abhir-86","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:52:36.000Z","text":"Good Charlotte","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsbh2","user":"tuftopubichairSeeSharktuftopubichairSeeSharkarghness","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:47:41.000Z","text":"Those yellow garden spiders look crazy but they are almost daddy long legs levels of harmless to humans and are a great friend to your garden. Used to scare the shit out of me when I would raspberry pick in summers for a local farmer but they want nothing to do with you","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3swo","user":"SeeSharktuftopubichairSeeSharkarghness","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:41:56.000Z","text":"Basically all spiders want nothing to do with humans. A notable exception, though, is jumping spiders, who are surprisingly intelligent and often show active curiosity towards humans.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy481n","user":"tuftopubichairSeeSharkarghness","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:43:50.000Z","text":"I got three little girls and a lady and it has been my job to indoctrinate a lack of fear of spiders in my home. Would love to have a jumping spider pet, was offered a tarantula by a coworker and was told I'd have to find somewhere else to live if I brought it home.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5y77","user":"SeeShark","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:51:42.000Z","text":"My wife has 15 tarantulas. It's very sink-or-swim lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofye05c","user":"arghness","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:26:58.000Z","text":"I assume you don't live in Australia?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrga5","user":"ShawnyMcKnightDoubleGreatcactusjude","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:43:18.000Z","text":"I’m amazed the spider just went up and took this fly from a creature 1000x larger than it. That’s some bravery right there.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzr8x","user":"DoubleGreat","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:23:10.000Z","text":"I assumed this wasn't the first time this happened. Why hunt? Red neck man brings me pocket snacks.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy35bt","user":"cactusjude","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:38:56.000Z","text":"I've been lurking in the jumping spider community and it turns out that most spiders have pretty bad eyesight. We're not creatures to them, just fast moving, fleshy surfaces.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxptyy","user":"VisitAbject4090Dr_BrotatousLongBedroom8355","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:34:58.000Z","text":"I’m wondering how often they do this, him and the spider","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrq1d","user":"Dr_BrotatousLongBedroom8355","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:44:41.000Z","text":"I like to think often enough the spider recognizes him and wont intentionally bite him","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxyfi","user":"LongBedroom8355","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:14:48.000Z","text":"\"OH SWEET MY UBEREATS IS HERE\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxshqv","user":"LaserKittenz","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:48:32.000Z","text":"A healthy working relationship with the spider. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxv45","user":"plokoon9619","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:14:22.000Z","text":"I'm more surprised the spider just accepted it and didn't just flee, ignore, or climb onto him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxhuyp","user":"Ghostdusterr","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:53:00.000Z","text":"Yeah that’s a good way to get bit by mistake lol.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxl7wq","user":"PlainBreadI_think_im_fallingjmastaockMonkey_Priest","score":90,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:11:02.000Z","text":"I'm surprised he was able to so deftly retrieve the fly from his pocket.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy690y","user":"I_think_im_fallingjmastaock","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:53:03.000Z","text":"Dont horse flies bite too? I would have held onto them until i fed it to the spider. I dont wanna get bitten reaching for them in my pocket","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyabpu","user":"jmastaock","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:10:27.000Z","text":"Maybe bro really trusted his calluses","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6fmm","user":"Monkey_Priest","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:53:52.000Z","text":"Right? He caught the fly, pocketed it, and fed it to the spider without killing it. Deft indeed","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxlv15","user":"LowReporter6213","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:14:24.000Z","text":"Getting it out the pocket is what surprised me","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxm3q0","user":"paging_mrhermancaddy45","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:15:39.000Z","text":"And the other was giving a peace sign?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxoac9","user":"caddy45","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:27:01.000Z","text":"I came back to up vote you lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrjht","user":"attoshi","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:43:45.000Z","text":"I'm just surprised at how quickly that spider turned the fly into a kebab roll","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtpj0","user":"megamanxero","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:54:30.000Z","text":"I'm pretty sure the fly was shook.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtvje","user":"DarthSocks","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:55:19.000Z","text":"I think the fly was also surprised","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxj8sy","user":"briggsy111388","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:00:29.000Z","text":"Just stuffs that bad Larry in there","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxfuwb","user":"unlinked3297TembelonTinUserLizardPoisonsSpockLeut_Aldo_RaineJlx_27Comprehensive-Job369Light_Beardcrashlanding87VoluptulouisDarth_Travistyzoey8068meggan_uGandolphTheLundgreyJust-Call-Me-Jmeggan_uMetalHead_LiterallyImScaredSargeHuCat21Xiao1insty1eXprdcheddarutzutzutzproDanedeliesTrueTurtleKingSudden-Garagelegomann97Perma_Ban69truth-informantImaginary_Error87wrldruler21The_Dirty_CarlMonsieurLartiste","score":1136,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:41:47.000Z","text":"The spider literally ate from his hand, makes me think this is a daily routine.","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/RJBIcgYZMdM","text":"https://youtu.be/RJBIcgYZMdM"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxg9c8","user":"TembelonTinUserLizardPoisonsSpockLeut_Aldo_RaineJlx_27Comprehensive-Job369Light_Beardcrashlanding87VoluptulouisDarth_Travistyzoey8068meggan_uGandolphTheLundgreyJust-Call-Me-Jmeggan_uMetalHead_LiterallyImScaredSarge","score":455,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:44:04.000Z","text":"You will be surprised how smart are spiders.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxgqne","user":"TinUserLizardPoisonsSpockLeut_Aldo_RaineJlx_27Comprehensive-Job369Light_Beardcrashlanding87VoluptulouisDarth_Travisty","score":235,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:46:46.000Z","text":"Ironic.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxhong","user":"LizardPoisonsSpockLeut_Aldo_RaineJlx_27Comprehensive-Job369Light_Beardcrashlanding87Voluptulouis","score":58,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:52:01.000Z","text":"Don’t you think?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxibvu","user":"Leut_Aldo_RaineJlx_27Comprehensive-Job369Light_Beardcrashlanding87Voluptulouis","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:55:35.000Z","text":"It's like raaaaaiiiiiinnnn....","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxj3zr","user":"Jlx_27Comprehensive-Job369Light_Beardcrashlanding87Voluptulouis","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:59:46.000Z","text":"on your weddin' day, its a free riiiiiiiide when you've already paid....","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxjdng","user":"Comprehensive-Job369Light_Beardcrashlanding87Voluptulouis","score":35,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:01:13.000Z","text":"It’s the good fly that you just can taste","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxn3ce","user":"Light_Beard","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:20:51.000Z","text":"And he should have not bit my horseeeee","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxn7c8","user":"crashlanding87","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:21:26.000Z","text":"And who woulda thought\nHe'dputaflyinhispocketandfeedittoaspiderwithhishaaaaaaand","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnx0j","user":"Voluptulouis","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:25:08.000Z","text":"...REMIX! \"I've got one fly in my pocket, and I'm feeding it to a spider.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnugb","user":"Darth_Travisty","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:24:46.000Z","text":"Is your profile pic Ryuko in the style of Pantyhose and Stockings?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxml31","user":"zoey8068","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:18:11.000Z","text":"You're gonna have to prove to me you aren't a spider","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmgzp","user":"meggan_uGandolphTheLundgreyJust-Call-Me-Jmeggan_u","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:17:34.000Z","text":"This is a chilling statement.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxt3n2","user":"GandolphTheLundgreyJust-Call-Me-Jmeggan_u","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:51:32.000Z","text":"You need not worry, fellow biped. Arachnids are really quite harmless and friendly. And\nwe\nthey are not very intelligent. For example, a spider could never use the internet. Haha, what an absurd thought.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvr9k","user":"Just-Call-Me-J","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:04:23.000Z","text":"the internet\nYou mean the web?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtn97","user":"meggan_u","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:54:12.000Z","text":"Look, I won’t tell anyone you’re using 8 legs to type right now, if you tell your people not to crawl on my face while I’m sleeping.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxkysd","user":"MetalHead_Literally","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:09:42.000Z","text":"I can see why you would think that","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxjlff","user":"ImScaredSarge","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:02:23.000Z","text":"What a pig","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxgst8","user":"HuCat21Xiao1insty1eXprdcheddarutzutzutzproDanedeliesTrueTurtleKingSudden-Garagelegomann97Perma_Ban69","score":67,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:47:07.000Z","text":"Dnt bite the hand that feeds u type spider lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxir24","user":"Xiao1insty1eXprdcheddarutzutzutzproDanedeliesTrueTurtleKingSudden-Garagelegomann97Perma_Ban69","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:57:50.000Z","text":"I think I remember reading somewhere that spiders see humans as part of the environment.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxjlrw","user":"XprdcheddarutzutzutzproDanedeliesTrueTurtleKingSudden-Garage","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:02:27.000Z","text":"Yeah they can't visualize a person as a \"being.\" That's why most Spiders don't bite people unless they are being squished or pushed hard.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmuyz","user":"utzutzutzproDanedeliesTrueTurtleKingSudden-Garage","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:19:37.000Z","text":"But they can identify that fingers belong to a human? So the fingers belong to the evnironment?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxotm5","user":"DanedeliesTrueTurtleKingSudden-Garage","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:29:45.000Z","text":"Ya that commenter is full of shit. We're just too big to be food. They see us as animals, but they don't bite us because venom is expensive and they need it for food.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxr3s1","user":"TrueTurtleKing","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:41:31.000Z","text":"But this particular spider sees the guy as a bro.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtom8","user":"Sudden-Garage","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:54:23.000Z","text":"I have read that jumping spiders in particular have facial recognition and know their human when their human approaches. I'm sure it's because they get used to being fed but still.... ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxx15o","user":"legomann97Perma_Ban69","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:10:27.000Z","text":"Most do. Some, though, we think are intelligent enough to be able to see us as other creatures. I've had jumping spiders look directly up at me, I could've sworn it was in a curious fashion.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5lyb","user":"Perma_Ban69","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:50:10.000Z","text":"Jumping spiders (and wolf spiders, huntsman, trapdoor, atc.) are a bit of an exception, as they are ambush predators, so they depend on their eyesight (which is far better than ours) and strategy to hunt.\nThere are plenty of videos of them formulating plans to best attack their prey, like areas and angles of approach. They have to have a better understanding of their surroundings as they don't spin webs and wait for prey. They have to actively hunt it. So, I guarantee you it knew you were a lifeform and that it was curious about you. They also have their own little personalities.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxhykz","user":"truth-informantImaginary_Error87wrldruler21The_Dirty_Carl","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:53:33.000Z","text":"I wonder how the spider identified the horse fly. Like, is it the fluttering of the wings? Or was it just general movement? ","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/RJBIcgYZMdM","text":"https://youtu.be/RJBIcgYZMdM"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxiyhb","user":"Imaginary_Error87wrldruler21","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:58:57.000Z","text":"Yeah vibrations from the wings on the web.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqz7z","user":"wrldruler21","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:40:52.000Z","text":"Which is why the fly needs to be alive when feeding the spider. Also why he released the wings and allowed the wings to hit the web.\nAs far as hand feeding. The challenge is that a large fly like this will be too heavy/strong and bust right through the web. Hence the reason he held it in his hand until the spider grabbed it.\nSource: Am also a spider dude","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxk6ou","user":"The_Dirty_Carl","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:05:34.000Z","text":"They can feel the specific movement in the web. You might like Travis McEnery's youtube channel. I think this is the one where he talks about how orb weavers use their web:\nhttps://youtu.be/RJBIcgYZMdM","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/RJBIcgYZMdM","text":"https://youtu.be/RJBIcgYZMdM"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxsmke","user":"MonsieurLartiste","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:49:12.000Z","text":"To be fair, he did call her Charlotte.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxg9si","user":"MechaWilsonHuntrawrdEnginerdadLubedUpLucas_DrySpaPotential-Draft-3932MurphDurty2020Complete-Fix-3954ILoveRawChickendingdong6699AnthaenopraxiaComplete-Fix-3954CatButlerTiredLancecingkum3umeysI-came-for-memesAdmirable_Win9808","score":344,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:44:08.000Z","text":"That spider's huge","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxgswz","user":"HuntrawrdEnginerdadLubedUpLucas_DrySpaPotential-Draft-3932MurphDurty2020Complete-Fix-3954ILoveRawChickendingdong6699AnthaenopraxiaComplete-Fix-3954CatButlerTiredLancecingkum3umeysI-came-for-memes","score":289,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:47:08.000Z","text":"Tis a banana spider. They are everywhere. They also LOVE building their webs across trails, so if you run or bike anywhere these things are you will get a face full of one.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxhzpx","user":"EnginerdadLubedUpLucas_DrySpaPotential-Draft-3932MurphDurty2020","score":240,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:53:43.000Z","text":"I was getting all geared up to say \"that's an orb weaver!\", but a quick Google told that 'banana spider\" is a nickname for the golden silk orb weaver. Rage abated, we good lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpw4j","user":"LubedUpLucas_DrySpaPotential-Draft-3932","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:35:16.000Z","text":"It’s a southern name we give them. I’ve always called them banana spiders bc they look like one and they’re about as big as them. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxr7bl","user":"Potential-Draft-3932","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:42:01.000Z","text":"Ironically the only place I’ve even walked face first into one of these webs was in a patch of banana trees","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqmll","user":"MurphDurty2020","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:39:04.000Z","text":"Can’t believe I was about to Acktually this and say it was an orb weaver, good looking out","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxiusk","user":"Complete-Fix-3954ILoveRawChickendingdong6699AnthaenopraxiaComplete-Fix-3954CatButler","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:58:24.000Z","text":"Growing up in Florida, ran into these webs all the damn time riding my bike in the woods.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxltf3","user":"ILoveRawChickendingdong6699AnthaenopraxiaComplete-Fix-3954","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:14:09.000Z","text":"This would send me into some sort of cardiac arrest. Those are huge. Did you ever get one of the actual spiders on you? ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxne4u","user":"dingdong6699Anthaenopraxia","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:22:25.000Z","text":"I was cutting the grass on my riding lawn mower when suddenly had a large yellow friend in my lap. I have no memory of what happened next. I yelled. I teleported. I think my soul did a double jump out of my body until the coast was clear. My wife has some cherished doorbell cam footage.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyqv6","user":"Anthaenopraxia","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:18:29.000Z","text":"doorbell cam footage\nThe world demands tribute!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxn2er","user":"Complete-Fix-3954","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:20:43.000Z","text":"Thankfully, no. They’re pretty damn easy to see so I’d avoid them. I did run over a snake or two which scared the ever loving shit out of me as a 10yo riding my mongoose miles away from home.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpnu5","user":"CatButler","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:34:05.000Z","text":"Getting hit int the face by all these bugs is finally what taught me to keep my mouth closed while biking. Only needed to dry heave on the trail once.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxkog4","user":"TiredLance","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:08:12.000Z","text":"I have taken so many of these to the face while biking through the woods. I love them, i think they're beautiful, I'm relocate them (gently) by hand from my porch because my wife hates them.\nHOLY FUCK IS IT TERRIFYING WHEN IT TAKE ONE HALF THE SIZE OF YOUR FACE, TO THE FACE, FUCK NOOOOOOOOOO","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxo57h","user":"cingkum3","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:26:17.000Z","text":"I'm glad that I live where I do.\nThere are no spiders here with bodies larger than a thumb. The last time I saw a big one, I didn't use the bathroom for two hours and discovered that I was gay.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxldr1","user":"umeys","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:11:53.000Z","text":"Can confirm, there's one that loves building it's nightly web across my whole driveway","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqogp","user":"I-came-for-memes","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:39:21.000Z","text":"I'm thinking it looks more like a corn spider. But corn spiders and banana spiders look and behave very similar.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmovc","user":"Admirable_Win9808","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:18:44.000Z","text":"Cuz its eating horse blood.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxir52","user":"BerlinStongoodJmar7688James2603SquanchedschwiftlyCultBroThisHatRightHereAsleep_Singer8547qdogg111TheReddective","score":258,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:57:51.000Z","text":"I’ve been bitten by a horse fly straight through my shirt before, I would not put one in my pocket.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxjaey","user":"Jmar7688James2603Squanchedschwiftly","score":94,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:00:43.000Z","text":"That was my first thought, been bit a few times by horse flies and it fuckin hurts. no way am i handling one","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxq200","user":"James2603Squanchedschwiftly","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:36:07.000Z","text":"I got chased down the street by one and it got me in the leg; stung like a bitch and itched for about two weeks","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyslm","user":"Squanchedschwiftly","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:18:43.000Z","text":"Dude fuck their chasing. I remember them chasing my grampas truck while driving down the dirt road to our cabin when wed go. Wtf evolution","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxjmy5","user":"CultBroThisHatRightHereAsleep_Singer8547","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:02:37.000Z","text":"Im not touching one, their bite is the most painful insect bite I have ever gotten. They also latch on, you have to pull them off. Gotta swat that thing with your hat","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmgjj","user":"ThisHatRightHere","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:17:30.000Z","text":"One thing I don’t miss from growing up in a rural area is dealing with the horseflies out in my parents’ yard. They’d always be buzzing by the pool and I’d go in from a summer day covered in their huge, itchy bites\nBut they’re pretty juicy, always a satisfying splat when you take one out","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxoj0a","user":"Asleep_Singer8547","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:28:14.000Z","text":"Its because theyre little bastards with sawsall teeth and no natural numbing agents ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxjsav","user":"qdogg111TheReddective","score":51,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:03:25.000Z","text":"Theyre assholes ain't they? People here are worried about the spider but I'd be more worried holding the horse fly like that. Little bastards","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3lfv","user":"TheReddective","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:40:59.000Z","text":"Yeah, the spider does not want to hurt you","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxgput","user":"blewdustSpockIsMyHomeboyLone-FrequencywolneeblewdustObvious_Landscape993StylizedIncompetenceMhrisCacbatuzaqSmurfsNeverDiereturn_yggdrasilmaxstolfesbaghet","score":291,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:46:39.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/9fanbjbseyug1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b2713d2f33a04ae8f14ec4e967c428cc072e2db","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/zxje2owihyug1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47342bad9d64b408e7217cf247ab76797b2dc124","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/nP4g8U2IhVL5nLlBm8","text":""},{"url":"https://i.redd.it/y690rh3poyug1.gif","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxjj0a","user":"SpockIsMyHomeboyLone-Frequencywolneeblewdust","score":258,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:02:01.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/zxje2owihyug1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47342bad9d64b408e7217cf247ab76797b2dc124","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxoqbu","user":"Lone-Frequency","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:29:17.000Z","text":"ABSOLUTE\nBOWEE","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy051e","user":"wolnee","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:24:57.000Z","text":"lmao","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxz2z3","user":"blewdust","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:20:03.000Z","text":"This is gold","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxhvk7","user":"Obvious_Landscape993","score":77,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:53:05.000Z","text":"Let me explain!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxis1i","user":"StylizedIncompetence","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:57:59.000Z","text":"“You’re probably wondering how I got here”.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnl7t","user":"MhrisCac","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:23:26.000Z","text":"“WAITWAITWAITWAIT.. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqu1q","user":"batuzaq","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:40:08.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/nP4g8U2IhVL5nLlBm8","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxiuhe","user":"SmurfsNeverDie","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:58:22.000Z","text":"Cant a fly just suck some blood in peace around here?!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxjd26","user":"return_yggdrasil","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:01:07.000Z","text":"Look, I ain't proud of it, fly's gotta eat.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxiour","user":"maxstolfe","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:57:31.000Z","text":"hey, guy!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxr8t4","user":"sbaghet","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:42:14.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://i.redd.it/y690rh3poyug1.gif","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxg7h5","user":"the-musicmanLone-FrequencyMunkyMan3369ingTardigradesDuke818169ingTardigradesDuke8181","score":310,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:43:46.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxoezz","user":"Lone-FrequencyMunkyMan33","score":61,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:27:40.000Z","text":"Shouldn't'a been bitin' his horsey.\n🪰","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsz3n","user":"MunkyMan33","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:50:55.000Z","text":"that's still pretty savage, homie","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxl632","user":"69ingTardigradesDuke818169ingTardigradesDuke8181","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:10:46.000Z","text":"I know! I am completely aroused.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw1pn","user":"Duke818169ingTardigradesDuke8181","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:05:46.000Z","text":"Come again?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyz5z","user":"69ingTardigradesDuke8181","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:19:33.000Z","text":"Don't mind if I do!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy28a0","user":"Duke8181","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:34:40.000Z","text":"Just read your name. wtf LOL","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxhz47","user":"shiksoI_have_gay_kneesshiksopirnchoDense_Diver_3998","score":87,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:53:37.000Z","text":"Rural john wick","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxkex9","user":"I_have_gay_kneesshiksopirncho","score":81,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:06:47.000Z","text":"John Hick?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnjb4","user":"shiksopirncho","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:23:10.000Z","text":"Spoiler: his dead wife is also his cousin","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrcya","user":"pirncho","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:42:49.000Z","text":"-\"You killed my wife!\"\n-\"I thought I killed your cousin.\"\n-\"What did I say?\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmbrt","user":"Dense_Diver_3998","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:16:49.000Z","text":"The rural juror","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxgvcy","user":"Darkwing_Dorkjesse6225Potential-Draft-3932LubedUpLucas_DrySpaDarkwing_Dork","score":56,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:47:31.000Z","text":"I’m scared of spiders (and most bugs in person) but man they’re cool. The way they wrap up their prey is crazy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxkl44","user":"jesse6225Potential-Draft-3932","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:07:42.000Z","text":"The way their silk changes from a tough strand to a sheet of iron is crazy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxruc1","user":"Potential-Draft-3932","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:45:18.000Z","text":"Banana spiders, and many orb weavers, will consume part of or most of their web nightly to recycle it into new web. Fun little factoid","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqibh","user":"LubedUpLucas_DrySpaDarkwing_Dork","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:38:27.000Z","text":"Banana spiders are harmless to humans. They tend to get along well with us. I 4x4 for fun and I’ve gone down an entire trail at night with dozens getting stuck to my jeep. I felt horrible like I was destroying their neighborhood. They were crawling all over me and the jeep, harmless to me. The only thing that kind of stings/hurts is their feet are kind of sharp so it feels like little tiny pin pricks as they crawl down your neck or arm. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsw9q","user":"Darkwing_Dork","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:50:32.000Z","text":"I think I’d scream and die if I was in that situation","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxi1q5","user":"Itchy-Row-6989","score":82,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:54:01.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/ih8qJNQSiuPCg","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxesgs","user":"Major-Caterpillar955Arbazioclongane94Additional-Baby5740","score":151,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:35:39.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/ffwn27eAZqYwNwDcFA","text":""},{"url":"https://i.imgur.com/kQoQ9FQ.gif","text":"https://i.imgur.com/kQoQ9FQ.gif"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxilzb","user":"Arbazioclongane94Additional-Baby5740","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:57:05.000Z","text":"Hey, he's doing my sploosh face!","links":[{"url":"https://i.imgur.com/kQoQ9FQ.gif","text":"https://i.imgur.com/kQoQ9FQ.gif"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxlid5","user":"clongane94","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:12:33.000Z","text":"https://i.imgur.com/kQoQ9FQ.gif","links":[{"url":"https://i.imgur.com/kQoQ9FQ.gif","text":"https://i.imgur.com/kQoQ9FQ.gif"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxk50b","user":"Additional-Baby5740","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:05:19.000Z","text":"Everyone deserves their 15 seconds of fame","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxipti","user":"TheRoofRatfearnodarkness1","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:57:39.000Z","text":"I consider myself “manly” but I squealed like a little girl when he hand fed that spider. Not a fan lol.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9wqk","user":"fearnodarkness1","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:08:36.000Z","text":"Seeing any bug eat is terrifying and spiders are definitely at the top of that spectrum.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxj1y0","user":"Dependent-Sea-7467GottaUseEmAllDarkime_Dependent-Sea-7467LargeitudeYachting-Mishaps","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:59:28.000Z","text":"I just imagine.. what if I’m that fly. Doing fly things, trying to make it back to my fly wife and fly kids. Only to be PLUCKED from my buffet, stuffed in a pocket, and kindly served to a fucking spider. My god thays a terrifying series of events lol.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxlh0z","user":"GottaUseEmAllDarkime_Dependent-Sea-7467","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:12:21.000Z","text":"That's what millions of living creatures deal with each day.\nJust doin' their thing... Eaten.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpkgm","user":"Darkime_","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:33:36.000Z","text":"Survival of the fittest, you get caught lacking, you don't survive, gg.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsht4","user":"Dependent-Sea-7467","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:48:32.000Z","text":"Oh I know! I’m trying not to be as empathetic in that regard. But shits wild to consider","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsg55","user":"LargeitudeYachting-Mishaps","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:48:18.000Z","text":"The life of a bug is constantly searching for food, constant periods of extreme horror, periodically interrupted by trying to have sex.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtr9b","user":"Yachting-Mishaps","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:54:44.000Z","text":"Did... Did you just accuse me of being a bug?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxezcm","user":"FlyMurky35kendallBanditk3170makanp12qcowodeath","score":98,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:36:46.000Z","text":"World needs more people like this","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxf7dm","user":"kendallBandit","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:38:04.000Z","text":"I’m on to you, spiderman","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxg3v7","user":"k3170makan","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:43:12.000Z","text":"Peter!! Stop posting on Reddit and save the city","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxkq5r","user":"p12qcowodeath","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:08:27.000Z","text":"This was posted by a spider who gained access to the internet.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxjpv1","user":"MSab1noE","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:03:03.000Z","text":"Praise his camera work! The closeup of the flies face…getting the spider’s capture. Top notch!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxixoj","user":"ImissMYslinky","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:58:50.000Z","text":"As a kid I would carch flies and feed them to the spiders in my garage but I would just throw them in to the spider's web. This is on a different level though.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxjm34","user":"danalexjeroferrarii7","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:02:29.000Z","text":"He fucken domesticated that gnarly spider…","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmeut","user":"ferrarii7","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:17:16.000Z","text":"He got a government name too i assume","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxg2m6","user":"Imawildedible","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:43:01.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/2h8BdeXxhGGB2","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxf9md","user":"Ghoaxst","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:38:25.000Z","text":"Fatality","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxfj8z","user":"Zidane1255","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:39:58.000Z","text":"Frodoooooo no!!!!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqf5w","user":"FastWalkingShortGuy","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:38:00.000Z","text":"Good. Fuck horse flies.\nOther blood-drinking insects: \"I will gently pierce your skin with a hypodermic proboscis, using anesthetic saliva to ensure you don't know I've bitten you until I'm already gone.\"\nHorse flies: \"I WILL SLICE YOU AND DRINK FROM THE OPEN WOUND.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxkx7s","user":"the_6nopTheTruthWillMakeUSad","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:09:28.000Z","text":"Imagine the spider pov of just a violently bright light appears, then a big ol meal is handed to him","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqrpa","user":"TheTruthWillMakeUSad","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:39:48.000Z","text":"It looks like this isn’t the first time this has happened","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxi60o","user":"Proof-Teaching-2347","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:54:41.000Z","text":"Impressive. Plus he caught that horsefly in midair.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxi7bx","user":"HooSaidDatDense_Diver_3998genericweeb1925Dense_Diver_3998","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:54:53.000Z","text":"I thought he was going to throw it into the web.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmjna","user":"Dense_Diver_3998genericweeb1925Dense_Diver_3998","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:17:57.000Z","text":"I tried that with a moth once and it put a big hole in the web","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxuk7s","user":"genericweeb1925Dense_Diver_3998","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:58:38.000Z","text":"Never before have I wanted to animate this badly","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy1nh","user":"Dense_Diver_3998","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:15:13.000Z","text":"It was a tragic tale deserving of animation. I’d spent all day watching the spider build that web and figured it’d be hungry so I grabbed a moth from the porch light and then severely overestimated the structural integrity of the web.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxlf7j","user":"Flat_Shape_3444","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:12:05.000Z","text":"Rode a horse once (not used to horses) it became jitterish? hear wife screaming HORSEFLY HORSEFLY ON THE BACK. Bear in my she was 30-40 meters away and she fucking saw the horsefly??!?!\nI look back and literally see a fucking human sized thumb thing just sitting there on the horses back/butt. Swatted it hard as fuck and it hurt my hard so big and hard it was. Holy shit that was the biggest fly ive ever seen in my life.\nHorse calmed down after that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxfk8n","user":"ACE_9799","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:40:07.000Z","text":"For the first time I feel bad for that insect (he did the right thing lol)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxiche","user":"thegreathambino86","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:55:40.000Z","text":"Geteeeem","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxiv9t","user":"blac_sheep90","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:58:29.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/MUx3UVPmcJCve","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxl2dv","user":"Lord_Ophio","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:10:15.000Z","text":"Stone cold, I love I. 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I think that can also make your sweat smell sweet. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvr87i","user":"Eviltechnomonkeydearmoosie","score":73,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:38:24.000Z","text":"Never had heard of that before. Yet another medical condition whose name makes it seem like it should be fake when it isn't.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw26o0","user":"dearmoosie","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:05:55.000Z","text":"Absolute wild name for something so sad","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw0em8","user":"WeeDingwall44windyBhindiLocoCoopermar","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:51:00.000Z","text":"My piss smells like piss","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbj2q","user":"windyBhindiLocoCoopermar","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:26:51.000Z","text":"That is piss disease my friend. Almost all of us suffer from that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwm5cs","user":"LocoCoopermar","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:04:49.000Z","text":"It's fatal, everyone who's ever had it has passed away","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvy2il","user":"Blurgas","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:31:47.000Z","text":"If anyone is worried about being diabetic, a glucometer kit at Walmart is roughly $20 and about the only other purchase you'd need is alcohol swabs(at least wash hands before testing)\nYou'll want to test after you've been fasting, so it's easiest to test right after waking up and before you've eaten/drank anything.\nNormal is around 70-99mg/dL, 100+ happening multiple days is concerning, 125+ you're probably already diabetic.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuvlk6","user":"jaimebuggie","score":54,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:14:01.000Z","text":"I always say this 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuscjz","user":"Mountain_rageajay_chiMountain_rage1generic-username__O_o_______DeadmanDexterBorn_ina_snowbankanotherDAVEthatUknowGloomy_Metal3400_mysticminx_thecryptohaterAlternative_Bug_4089Puzzled_Awareness222Sumdood_89ClumsyVirtueTheDayman_240robpaul2040madeleinetwocockSoggy_Instruction224TylerForce93Michael_Scott71B0xyblueElinor_Caskey_EMills_FFLemmmonsssNUMBerONEisFIRSTmonetarygMarketingSpecial6604cosmic-particulateAlastor3MarketingSpecial6604Whisky_ColonicMarketingSpecial6604Alastor3MarketingSpecial6604ProfessionalShine27DepravedDenialDogACrispPicklePlayaHatinIG-88cosmic-particulatePlayaHatinIG-88Accurate_Handle_5620VonSauerkraut90Jxllyfish420Mountain_rageGreenEggsSteamedHamsCeleryMcToebeansZachMartinBionicjoker14required-inf0Go-Away-SunWeRMakingASceneisabellamadrigaleclecticmangoonyxandcakeisabellamadrigalSlice0fureclecticmangobugr_pikrVera_98I_Makes_tuffhexer10ExplanationCrazy5463JynsRealityIsBrokenProper-Exercise-2364","score":8098,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:54:59.000Z","text":"You diabetic?","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/SwIH2SurgV7gEQO9TB","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/j6qriGrzAD5Di","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/7zlnGhxmI5LtwNm1xm","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/7Vr4JQNv1BwigmOKVT","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/hngephltgvug1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f17c0544945005235ca34f502916934d12dd7d52","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/pm9tsCJXHoHmM","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/26DN9aGCmp6lU4eVW","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/tnzjqxv76vug1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f47231e4b99d3bd79da6cc93a150974b06f000","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/G7Dgk9BQnrVOE","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuuzz6","user":"ajay_chiMountain_rage1generic-username__O_o_______DeadmanDexterBorn_ina_snowbankanotherDAVEthatUknowGloomy_Metal3400_mysticminx_thecryptohaterAlternative_Bug_4089Puzzled_Awareness222Sumdood_89ClumsyVirtueTheDayman_240robpaul2040madeleinetwocockSoggy_Instruction224TylerForce93Michael_Scott71B0xyblueElinor_Caskey_EMills_FFLemmmonsssNUMBerONEisFIRSTmonetarygMarketingSpecial6604cosmic-particulateAlastor3MarketingSpecial6604Whisky_ColonicMarketingSpecial6604Alastor3MarketingSpecial6604ProfessionalShine27DepravedDenialDogACrispPicklePlayaHatinIG-88cosmic-particulatePlayaHatinIG-88Accurate_Handle_5620VonSauerkraut90","score":4476,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:10:28.000Z","text":"There may be something to explore here, OP. Diabetic Ketoacidosis is known to cause a maple-syrup like odor in people with the condition.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/SwIH2SurgV7gEQO9TB","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/j6qriGrzAD5Di","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/7zlnGhxmI5LtwNm1xm","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/7Vr4JQNv1BwigmOKVT","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/hngephltgvug1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f17c0544945005235ca34f502916934d12dd7d52","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuwlar","user":"Mountain_rage1generic-username__O_o_______DeadmanDexterBorn_ina_snowbankanotherDAVEthatUknowGloomy_Metal3400_mysticminx_thecryptohaterAlternative_Bug_4089Puzzled_Awareness222Sumdood_89ClumsyVirtueTheDayman_240robpaul2040madeleinetwocockSoggy_Instruction224TylerForce93Michael_Scott71B0xyblueElinor_Caskey_EMills_FFLemmmonsssNUMBerONEisFIRSTmonetarygMarketingSpecial6604cosmic-particulateAlastor3MarketingSpecial6604Whisky_ColonicMarketingSpecial6604Alastor3MarketingSpecial6604ProfessionalShine27DepravedDenialDog","score":2049,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:19:49.000Z","text":"Wont be the first time someone is diagnosed on Reddit. If they are and do not know, hopefully this leads to proper management and treatment.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/SwIH2SurgV7gEQO9TB","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/j6qriGrzAD5Di","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/7zlnGhxmI5LtwNm1xm","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/7Vr4JQNv1BwigmOKVT","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/hngephltgvug1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f17c0544945005235ca34f502916934d12dd7d52","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuybja","user":"1generic-username__O_o_______DeadmanDexterBorn_ina_snowbankanotherDAVEthatUknowGloomy_Metal3400_mysticminx_thecryptohaterAlternative_Bug_4089Puzzled_Awareness222Sumdood_89ClumsyVirtueTheDayman_240robpaul2040madeleinetwocockSoggy_Instruction224TylerForce93Michael_Scott71B0xyblueElinor_Caskey_","score":2845,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:30:13.000Z","text":"Mention maple syrup and the Canucks just appear out of nowhere acting like Dr House.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/SwIH2SurgV7gEQO9TB","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/j6qriGrzAD5Di","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/7zlnGhxmI5LtwNm1xm","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/7Vr4JQNv1BwigmOKVT","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuyoav","user":"__O_o_______DeadmanDexterBorn_ina_snowbankanotherDAVEthatUknowGloomy_Metal3400_mysticminx_thecryptohaterAlternative_Bug_4089Puzzled_Awareness222Sumdood_89","score":590,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:32:20.000Z","text":"You rang, eh bud…?","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/SwIH2SurgV7gEQO9TB","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/j6qriGrzAD5Di","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv1c5k","user":"DeadmanDexterBorn_ina_snowbankanotherDAVEthatUknowGloomy_Metal3400_mysticminx_thecryptohaterAlternative_Bug_4089Puzzled_Awareness222Sumdood_89","score":467,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:48:20.000Z","text":"It's not Lupus, ya hoser","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/SwIH2SurgV7gEQO9TB","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/j6qriGrzAD5Di","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv2y2i","user":"Born_ina_snowbankanotherDAVEthatUknowGloomy_Metal3400_mysticminx_thecryptohaterAlternative_Bug_4089","score":162,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:57:57.000Z","text":"Oh take off.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/SwIH2SurgV7gEQO9TB","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv43zc","user":"anotherDAVEthatUknowGloomy_Metal3400_mysticminx_","score":109,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:04:56.000Z","text":"Should I fuck off, then?\nWould ya?","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/SwIH2SurgV7gEQO9TB","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvljq8","user":"Gloomy_Metal3400_mysticminx_","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:56:47.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/SwIH2SurgV7gEQO9TB","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwd6x8","user":"_mysticminx_","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:42:12.000Z","text":"To be faaarh","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvpvt8","user":"thecryptohaterAlternative_Bug_4089","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:28:18.000Z","text":"Pitter Patter","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwajk1","user":"Alternative_Bug_4089","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:17:57.000Z","text":"Let's get at her.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv5i50","user":"Puzzled_Awareness222Sumdood_89","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:13:11.000Z","text":"Jelly donut comin","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/j6qriGrzAD5Di","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv5vcc","user":"Sumdood_89","score":50,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:15:21.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/j6qriGrzAD5Di","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv7642","user":"ClumsyVirtue","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:23:05.000Z","text":"Dr. Hoose","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzdl7","user":"TheDayman_240","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:36:34.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/7zlnGhxmI5LtwNm1xm","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv2xva","user":"robpaul2040","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:57:55.000Z","text":"I resemble that remark.\nWe clearly know our maple syrup science","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8ll2","user":"madeleinetwocock","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:31:53.000Z","text":"Hi, you summoned? My\nspidey\nsappy senses were tingling.\nAnyways, a very legitimate thing to look into. I recall when we got our new polymer money (replacing the paper bills) and the whole “our money has a maple-scented scratch n sniff gimmick!” kerfuffle went down, a lot of us learned quite quickly that smelling (nonexistent) mapleyness can in fact be a very often overlooked symptom of diabetes.\nWishing good health to anyone reading! 🦫🐻‍❄️🫎","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1kj8","user":"Soggy_Instruction224","score":69,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:49:43.000Z","text":"I believe it’s legally Dr house/maison in Canada","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1g06","user":"TylerForce93","score":87,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:48:59.000Z","text":"Glad someone else saw this. You’re going to trust a Canadian that says if it smells like maple syrup it means your diabetic… Listen to Wilfred Brimley","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqqry","user":"Michael_Scott71","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:34:43.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/7Vr4JQNv1BwigmOKVT","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv29as","user":"B0xyblue","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:53:51.000Z","text":"Doncha know? No seriously, you didn’t know?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv3ce3","user":"Elinor_Caskey_","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:00:22.000Z","text":"Can confirm. 🇨🇦","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvkdll","user":"EMills_FFLemmmonsss","score":133,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:48:34.000Z","text":"I can speak to that. We've had a recurring black mold issue in my toilets for the last 2 weeks. I searched the cleaning reddit for answers and found out that the mold thrives on sugar and that someone in the house might be diabetic. 3 days ago my son was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes, largely thanks to an hint from reddit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw09fm","user":"Lemmmonsss","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:49:48.000Z","text":"Wow!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzhdr","user":"NUMBerONEisFIRSTmonetarygMarketingSpecial6604cosmic-particulateAlastor3MarketingSpecial6604Whisky_ColonicMarketingSpecial6604Alastor3MarketingSpecial6604ProfessionalShine27","score":77,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:37:12.000Z","text":"I learned some good insight on Reddit seeing somebody get diagnosed with diabetes.\nSomeone was asking why their toilet always gets this black stain in the bowl.\nTurns out people diabetics have the same issue with their toilets.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/hngephltgvug1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f17c0544945005235ca34f502916934d12dd7d52","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv4zyl","user":"monetaryg","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:10:12.000Z","text":"Ants too. Why are these ants always hanging out around my toilet? Diabetes","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvbhdw","user":"MarketingSpecial6604cosmic-particulate","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:49:42.000Z","text":"Yup I warn people all the time about the black spots. I have T2 but iv had Diabetes Insipidus since I was a teenager after having a pituitary tumor so Iv lived with the increased peeing and thirst for years at that point but the black spots in the toilet was new and I would clean them and have them come back immediately. Had I known at the time it would have prevented me going into DKA and having my wife find me unresponsive having a seizure at 3 am.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvccv3","user":"cosmic-particulate","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:55:05.000Z","text":"Can I ask what events lead up to this, and how you knew it was a warning sign? Want to look out for an older family member with T2.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9vnm","user":"Alastor3MarketingSpecial6604Whisky_ColonicMarketingSpecial6604Alastor3MarketingSpecial6604ProfessionalShine27","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:39:49.000Z","text":"can you elaborate on the black stain in the bowl?","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/hngephltgvug1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f17c0544945005235ca34f502916934d12dd7d52","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvbz21","user":"MarketingSpecial6604Whisky_ColonicMarketingSpecial6604Alastor3MarketingSpecial6604ProfessionalShine27","score":65,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:52:43.000Z","text":"Here is an example from Google images, it is a type of black mold that feeds on the sugar that is in an uncontrolled diabetic's pee. You clean it and a few days or so and it shows up again.\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/hngephltgvug1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f17c0544945005235ca34f502916934d12dd7d52","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvco7g","user":"Whisky_ColonicMarketingSpecial6604","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:57:03.000Z","text":"It’s not just uncontrolled. If you take a med like Jardiance it makes you pee the sugar out.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfh3n","user":"MarketingSpecial6604","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:15:04.000Z","text":"That is true, but for people that have no clue they are having sugar issues it's a pretty good tell they should see their doctor pronto if they start getting black mold spots around the toilet rim.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcjba","user":"Alastor3MarketingSpecial6604","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:56:12.000Z","text":"oh okay thanks for the answer. I had a black circle near the water in my last appart that just wouldnt get cleaned no mather the brush or the product I used but I think it was tainted because it's was \"hard\" water","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvf7n3","user":"MarketingSpecial6604","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:13:19.000Z","text":"Yeah these just wipe off with little effort but new ones grow back right away if they still have a steady food supply.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhv9s","user":"ProfessionalShine27","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:31:10.000Z","text":"Holy shit this is really good to know","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv3ifu","user":"DepravedDenialDog","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:01:22.000Z","text":"It’s fitting you have a maple leaf as your Reddit pic haha","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv44ck","user":"ACrispPicklePlayaHatinIG-88cosmic-particulatePlayaHatinIG-88Accurate_Handle_5620","score":124,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:05:00.000Z","text":"Just to add some info here, it’s unlikely OP is in DKA as it’s an acute condition with a lot more obvious symptoms than just fruity smelling breath. It’s also life threatening and very unlikely to resolve without medical attention. If OP was in DKA they’d likely not have been able to ponder the smell and post on Reddit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9o84","user":"PlayaHatinIG-88cosmic-particulatePlayaHatinIG-88Accurate_Handle_5620","score":123,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:38:32.000Z","text":"I was just going to say this. My ex had a bent canula in her pump site and so her insulin wasnt going into her blood stream. It was our first date and she started feeling off and like her blood sugar was high.\nWe checked it and she made sure to bolus for the elevated level. By the time we made it to our destination, she threw up on me and apologized profusely. That's when I decided to get us closer to a hospital. We stopped at a store we wanted to check out that was right next to the hospital. Right outside of the door she said she needed to sit down and she threw up again.\nI picked her up and carried her to the emergency room around the corner. When we entered I told them she was going into DKA and they rushed us to a room. When they checked her blood glucose it was almost 720. If we had waited any longer, she could have slipped into a coma and died.\nThats how I met my ex girlfriends family.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcy8s","user":"cosmic-particulatePlayaHatinIG-88Accurate_Handle_5620","score":54,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:58:51.000Z","text":"Sorry to hear that they're an ex now, but that was a very heroic thing to do. Some people might call it common decency, but I feel like it goes w/o saying that it doesn't make it any less important that you helped save a life.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgfwk","user":"PlayaHatinIG-88Accurate_Handle_5620","score":51,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:21:30.000Z","text":"She's the woman I had my daughter with. The reason I knew what was happening is before we had our first date, I read the Pink Panther. So I was aware of potential dangers. My main focus was to keep her calm and to get her to the hospital without causing any panic. I'm just glad that I was able to get her within carrying distance of the hospital before things got bad. I would hope people would try to help me if I were in her position.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxcn5","user":"Accurate_Handle_5620","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:25:56.000Z","text":"And so, The Pink Panther saved one more life, and created another on top of it.\nPerfection","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvylx9","user":"VonSauerkraut90","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:36:13.000Z","text":"This is more or less how I found out, or more my wife found out, I have diabetes. She used to compliment me that my natural odor at times reminded her of pancakes and syrup and that it was weirdly comforting... anyway, she must have been talking about it with one of her girlfriends at brunch as she came home from one of them and said I needed to see a doc for diabetes asap... turns out I did! I then got my numbers under control and down to pre-diabetic levels. Sadly, she now says my natural odor is a bit more... ripe... and it isn't met with snuggles, but instead demands to shower. Win some and lose some, i guess.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyw89","user":"Jxllyfish420Mountain_rage","score":477,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:33:41.000Z","text":"Am I the only one that finds it kinda funny that the top comment on a post mentioning maple syrup has the Canadian flag as the pfp? Lol. Beautiful irony at work here.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzyvw","user":"Mountain_rage","score":196,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:40:08.000Z","text":"Also, providing free healthcare advice, Although I am not a doctor. Just remember being told about sweet breath and sweat as a diabetic indicator when I took an advanced first aid class.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuumql","user":"GreenEggsSteamedHamsCeleryMcToebeansZachMartinBionicjoker14","score":337,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:08:19.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/pm9tsCJXHoHmM","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/26DN9aGCmp6lU4eVW","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/tnzjqxv76vug1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f47231e4b99d3bd79da6cc93a150974b06f000","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv2qda","user":"CeleryMcToebeans","score":51,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:56:40.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/26DN9aGCmp6lU4eVW","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv0jak","user":"ZachMartin","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:43:34.000Z","text":"He was 53 when he became the Quaker Oats mascot","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv262u","user":"Bionicjoker14","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:53:19.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/tnzjqxv76vug1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f47231e4b99d3bd79da6cc93a150974b06f000","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuss22","user":"required-inf0Go-Away-SunWeRMakingAScene","score":158,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:57:30.000Z","text":"This guy knows maple syrup 🍁 ⬆️","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofutqwy","user":"Go-Away-Sun","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:03:10.000Z","text":"Diabetics make the best syrups, they know.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuta0x","user":"WeRMakingAScene","score":50,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:00:24.000Z","text":"also knows the smell of a diabetic, probably because of the free health care.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8ah3","user":"isabellamadrigaleclecticmangoonyxandcakeisabellamadrigalSlice0fureclecticmangobugr_pikrVera_98I_Makes_tuff","score":73,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:30:00.000Z","text":"not that i’m aware of. can it develop later in life? i’m 19, 20 next month","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv93um","user":"eclecticmango","score":139,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:35:02.000Z","text":"Yes, Type 1 diabetes can develop at any time! Not just in kids. My brother was diagnosed at 18 and my uncle was diagnosed at 41.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvay8c","user":"onyxandcakeisabellamadrigalSlice0fureclecticmango","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:46:23.000Z","text":"Do you feel rundown and tired all the time?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvb46d","user":"isabellamadrigalSlice0fureclecticmango","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:47:25.000Z","text":"yes. it’s been a big issue for me for the past couple of months","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvc48m","user":"Slice0fur","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:53:37.000Z","text":"Well take some time to assess this information and take next steps. I imagine your anxiety is spiking, but you'll be okay and finding out in such a unexpected way is still a good thing.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcd7o","user":"eclecticmango","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:55:09.000Z","text":"You should probably get some blood work done. Fatigue and sweet smelling breath are common symptoms of diabetes (so are excessive thirst, frequent urination, headaches, weight loss).","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9al2","user":"bugr_pikr","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:36:12.000Z","text":"Yes... I found out I was a type 2 diabetic when I was 33. No issues my whole life until then.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9riu","user":"Vera_98","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:39:06.000Z","text":"My boyfriend is in his 30s. Just a couple months ago he almost died from ketoacidosis. He had no preexisting conditions before that event. He had been acting oddly and I was scared it was a stroke so we took him to the hospital. After he was diagnosed as a diabetic and I read up on the symptoms I realized I'd been smelling that sweet odor from him for days.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9dhp","user":"I_Makes_tuff","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:36:42.000Z","text":"It can. I had a coworker who developed Type 2 Diabetes when we were 22-23.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxw8b","user":"hexer10ExplanationCrazy5463JynsRealityIsBroken","score":85,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:27:39.000Z","text":"I think this is highly likely given the 2L coke bottle on the bedside table.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/G7Dgk9BQnrVOE","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv2j8s","user":"ExplanationCrazy5463JynsRealityIsBroken","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:55:30.000Z","text":"Good eye.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/G7Dgk9BQnrVOE","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv78f9","user":"JynsRealityIsBroken","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:23:28.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/G7Dgk9BQnrVOE","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuyfva","user":"Proper-Exercise-2364","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:30:56.000Z","text":"Or possibly Canadian?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuu05w","user":"MaryDoogan91AssRepCoffinCompleximean_is_superfluous____DEADPOOL_______Old-Librarian-6312____DEADPOOL_______AssRepCutsdeep-Old_Internal_2795TheMooseMessiahNotimetoexplainsorryImportantThing3749Gandalf_the_TeguImportantThing3749Gandalf_the_TeguLysergioXandexAbigail_NormalLysergioXandexSkeltzjonesNECalifornian25meep_meep_meowg0blinzez","score":2354,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:04:39.000Z","text":"There's a rare urine disease that can make your sweat and urine smell sweet and syrupy. Have you had urinary tract problems lately? Diabetes can also do this, and is less rare.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuv1ti","user":"AssRepCoffinCompleximean_is_superfluous____DEADPOOL_______Old-Librarian-6312____DEADPOOL_______AssRepCutsdeep-Old_Internal_2795TheMooseMessiahNotimetoexplainsorryImportantThing3749Gandalf_the_TeguImportantThing3749Gandalf_the_Tegu","score":980,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:10:47.000Z","text":"MSUD\nMy wife's cousin had this. She wasn't expected to live past 3 years old.\nShe passed away in 2024 at 53. Sweetest girl you'd ever know.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuwik4","user":"CoffinCompleximean_is_superfluous____DEADPOOL_______Old-Librarian-6312____DEADPOOL_______AssRepCutsdeep-Old_Internal_2795TheMooseMessiah","score":795,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:19:22.000Z","text":"Did.. did you say that on purpose? The ending I mean, because I laughed.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvn5ju","user":"imean_is_superfluous____DEADPOOL_______Old-Librarian-6312____DEADPOOL_______","score":150,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:08:11.000Z","text":"Took me a couple reads to understand what you meant. lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvzt7t","user":"____DEADPOOL_______Old-Librarian-6312____DEADPOOL_______","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:46:08.000Z","text":"Well. I'm an idiot. Can you explain?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw00gh","user":"Old-Librarian-6312____DEADPOOL_______","score":67,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:47:46.000Z","text":"The sweetest girl you know because of the sweet sweat.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw0b5g","user":"____DEADPOOL_______","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:50:13.000Z","text":"AAAAAAAAHHHH!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx2mto","user":"AssRepCutsdeep-","score":73,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:18:56.000Z","text":"Oh, shit, no, it was absolutely NOT intended that way.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxbkqv","user":"Cutsdeep-","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:16:35.000Z","text":"Thanks for not changing it. I needed that laugh","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwd4lw","user":"Old_Internal_2795","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:41:36.000Z","text":"They used to call her sweet pea","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw4hlb","user":"TheMooseMessiah","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:25:34.000Z","text":"Oh my good lord","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuwr7f","user":"NotimetoexplainsorryImportantThing3749Gandalf_the_TeguImportantThing3749Gandalf_the_Tegu","score":95,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:20:48.000Z","text":"I thought everyone was joking until your comment and had to look it up…wow, that’s crazy. I’m sorry for your loss.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv30lh","user":"ImportantThing3749Gandalf_the_TeguImportantThing3749Gandalf_the_Tegu","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:58:24.000Z","text":"It’s easier than calling it “branched-chain alpha-ketoacid dehydrogenase (BCKAD) complex deficiency”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv4xpf","user":"Gandalf_the_TeguImportantThing3749Gandalf_the_Tegu","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:09:49.000Z","text":"Well thats a mouthful","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv6jbm","user":"ImportantThing3749Gandalf_the_Tegu","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:19:18.000Z","text":"A lot of the organic acidurias have names like these\nSo do a lot of more weird genetic disorders that aren’t common enough to have a name except for their gene mutation or the deficiency","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8oas","user":"Gandalf_the_Tegu","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:32:21.000Z","text":"Interesting. In the past year, I learned (more than I had liked) about SMA. There are so many things in this world, and I surely couldn't do science or the medical fields. Opfta. Kuddos to yall and the endless knowledge growth. 😆💞","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuv1jv","user":"LysergioXandexAbigail_NormalLysergioXandexSkeltzjonesNECalifornian25meep_meep_meow","score":201,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:10:44.000Z","text":"Good pull, but Maple Syrup Urine Disease is almost always in infants.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofux3k7","user":"Abigail_NormalLysergioXandex","score":188,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:22:51.000Z","text":"Calling it Maple Syrup Urine Disease is both accurate and super fake-sounding","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyce1","user":"LysergioXandex","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:30:21.000Z","text":"It’s interesting to consider the merits of the name. It’s more memorable and descriptive than naming it after somebody’s last name.\nBut “maple syrup” isn’t a familiar condiment in much of the world, and it’s arguably quite scary sounding to patients. Plus it’s a bit of misnomer, as the smell applies to earwax and body odor, etc, not just urine.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxvo8","user":"SkeltzjonesNECalifornian25meep_meep_meow","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:27:33.000Z","text":"In all seriousness is it a problem when observed in infants? All three of mine had maple syrup diapers","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv5srw","user":"NECalifornian25","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:14:56.000Z","text":"It’s a lifelong genetic metabolic disorder, fatal unless diagnosed and managed early in infancy. If your kids are doing fine, they’re fine.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv41v1","user":"meep_meep_meow","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:04:35.000Z","text":"My baby smells like maple syrup sometimes so I’ve gone down the rabbit hole - they are tested for it in the hospital as part of the newborn screening because it’s a defect about how they break down proteins, which can be fatal. There is also “intermittent msud” which is mild and can flare when eating an excess of protein or when the immune system is down. I’m going to probe more at the next pediatrician appointment because even if it’s not at fatal levels, I’d still like to know if this is something we’re dealing with.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuvqzn","user":"g0blinzez","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:14:54.000Z","text":"Yeah, bacterial and fungal issues can make you smell sweet too sometimes. OP should go to a doctor, because if it is diabetes, early testing is important for better health outcomes. Especially if they have symptoms like increased thirst, increased urination, exhaustion, and of course the aforementioned sweet smell.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuu76t","user":"Kangaroowrangler_02filinno1drtacoticklerbionicallyironicFeeling_Inside_1020DrySale4618ForkedAgainMiddle-Run-3615Fit-Purchase6731ApplicationOk4464--oopsTellittomyheartCantTouchKevinGDesperate-Cow8766Kangaroowrangler_02RedHickorysticksFair-Reindeer521","score":1444,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:05:48.000Z","text":"Taking anything with fenugreek? I took it while I was breastfeeding and it was maple syrup all day with everything that came out 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuuoyu","user":"filinno1drtacoticklerbionicallyironicFeeling_Inside_1020","score":474,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:08:40.000Z","text":"I sprouted and ate fenugreek for a few weeks and I smelled incredible, if you’re into maple syrup.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0ocj","user":"drtacoticklerbionicallyironicFeeling_Inside_1020","score":372,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:44:24.000Z","text":"Canadian aphrodisiac.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv281o","user":"bionicallyironicFeeling_Inside_1020","score":63,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:53:38.000Z","text":"Took me out","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv7el1","user":"Feeling_Inside_1020","score":44,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:24:31.000Z","text":"The great Quebec pheromone mating ritual dance","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofux0q1","user":"DrySale4618ForkedAgainMiddle-Run-3615","score":200,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:22:23.000Z","text":"Came here to make this same comment. My husband loved my breastfeeding days. He misses, \"Syrup Wife .\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9p1o","user":"ForkedAgain","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:38:40.000Z","text":"I experienced the same thing. I think he even called me Denny’s.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0xe4","user":"Middle-Run-3615","score":75,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:45:55.000Z","text":"I cackled at “syrup wife”.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxdl0","user":"Fit-Purchase6731ApplicationOk4464","score":64,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:24:31.000Z","text":"Me too! I was about to comment this. My whole family, dogs included, were eating fenugreek sprouts for a while and it took a long time for me to make the connection that the fenugreek was why my breasts were so sore and why my dogs smelled like maple syrup!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzdxy","user":"ApplicationOk4464","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:36:37.000Z","text":"And the bartender said, \"thats why my breaststroke were so sore and the dogs smelled like maple syrup!\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuygqh","user":"--oops","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:31:04.000Z","text":"Did it and mentally felt sticky bec my body smelt like maple syrup","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuw1fr","user":"TellittomyheartCantTouchKevinGDesperate-Cow8766Kangaroowrangler_02RedHickorysticks","score":35,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:16:35.000Z","text":"This is good to know and very odd timing! I took my first pill tonight to increase my supply.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0b3e","user":"CantTouchKevinGDesperate-Cow8766","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:42:12.000Z","text":"Oreos and pizza always bump up my supply, like hugely engorged. Even now at 18 months 🥴","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1u78","user":"Desperate-Cow8766","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:51:20.000Z","text":"There are worse ways to increase supply, I suppose. You hit the lottery","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuw65z","user":"Kangaroowrangler_02","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:17:21.000Z","text":"It helps so much and brewers yeast! I was pumping on the side 30 Oz a day! I was a machine! Lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv5059","user":"RedHickorysticks","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:10:14.000Z","text":"My favorite way to increase supply was to focus on hydrating and snacking on protein oatmeal bites: 2 cups oats (dry), 1 cup chocolate chips, 1 cup peanut butter (creamy or crunchy), 3/4 cup flaxseed, 2/3 cup honey (local preferred), 2 tsp vanilla. Mix it all together and roll into balls. Store in fridge and eat them raw. If you like them you can had a tsp of brewers yeast to give it an extra humph.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1cg0","user":"Fair-Reindeer521","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:48:23.000Z","text":"Was about to say fenugreek myself. My wife took it for breastfeeding as well. She smelled delicious. lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuvfd9","user":"Arnumor__O_o_______Lady-YunaiSirMeepsAlotTM761152","score":555,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:12:59.000Z","text":"I got an ad about managing Diabetes in the comments of this post.\nEven the algorithm knows, OP.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/aifhmwek5vug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7c451795e8e9b47b03e19e1644fe2846567d6a4","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/ihxphp848vug1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26090598266e4e777569b4c89ce97cf00feec8c0","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuyw2q","user":"__O_o_______","score":89,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:33:39.000Z","text":"I got diabetes from just READING this post","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1jvc","user":"Lady-YunaiSirMeepsAlot","score":66,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:49:37.000Z","text":"<image>\nSame","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/aifhmwek5vug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7c451795e8e9b47b03e19e1644fe2846567d6a4","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/ihxphp848vug1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26090598266e4e777569b4c89ce97cf00feec8c0","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv3yes","user":"iSirMeepsAlot","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:04:00.000Z","text":"<image>\nTriple same…","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/ihxphp848vug1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26090598266e4e777569b4c89ce97cf00feec8c0","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv76bu","user":"TM761152","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:23:07.000Z","text":"....You guys get ads?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuw72v","user":"13thmurderJeanahbThisWillBeOnTheExamMondoBleu","score":277,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:17:30.000Z","text":"What kind of pillow is that?\nI know some cheaper stay-cool pillows actually are full of some kind of grain instead of synthetic beads.\nI wonder if that's the case and the grain could have become damp and fermented in there.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvdwix","user":"JeanahbThisWillBeOnTheExam","score":145,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:04:52.000Z","text":"I'm glad somebody else is talking about the fabric and stuffing! Certain fabrics and stuffing break down and smell like maple syrup. I'm guessing that's what it is.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvsvlk","user":"ThisWillBeOnTheExam","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:51:07.000Z","text":"Scrolled for this. Those weird early 90s blankets with the satin sheen edges and static prone fabric. Those always smelled like maple syrup.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvo32p","user":"MondoBleu","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:14:54.000Z","text":"Buckwheat husks. The sobakowa pillow haha","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0wi6","user":"piedeRapGameDiCaprio","score":280,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:45:46.000Z","text":"I like how you’re taking a picture underneath the pillow like we can see the smell","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/P3gCL7t3cbOWUN8ma7","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofw7v1k","user":"RapGameDiCaprio","score":63,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:54:30.000Z","text":"Ackchually...the picture leads us to a very important clue in that there's a waffle-like texture to the under side of the pillow..","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/P3gCL7t3cbOWUN8ma7","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuvp21","user":"thankmelater-","score":61,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:14:35.000Z","text":"Do you take fenugreek?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxn0f","user":"icleanjaxflLividity-Specialty-SueQuiet-Competition849bagelcheese420tealraven915","score":123,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:26:06.000Z","text":"Bed bugs, seriously. They make a sweet smell.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv5ato","user":"Lividity-","score":74,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:11:59.000Z","text":"Yup, I’ve had the displeasure of finding out that steaming them / the area as part of treatment smells just like pancakes and syrup. Haven’t had either since . If OP gets really hot at night it could be activating that scent. LOOK UNDER YOUR MATTRESS, the call is coming from inside the house!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1sv9","user":"Specialty-SueQuiet-Competition849","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:51:06.000Z","text":"Don’t roaches also smell sweet?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvkbsn","user":"Quiet-Competition849","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:48:13.000Z","text":"Yeah baby do they.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv69nn","user":"bagelcheese420","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:17:41.000Z","text":"Many insects/molds/ reasons for decay have this signature maple syrupy smell. I know that thing either has never been washes or op takes that suppliment that makes u stinky","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvl2r5","user":"tealraven915","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:53:27.000Z","text":"This is what I came here to say. Don't ask how I know","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuvez4","user":"Jerimus1MyMomsTastyButtholeDeviantHellcatTheDuckSideOfTheMoon","score":117,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:12:55.000Z","text":"I used to sweat and piss the smell of that one cereal with the frog on it. I had to get tested for diabetes through my childhood multiple times, sister diabetic.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuwsjz","user":"MyMomsTastyButtholeDeviantHellcatTheDuckSideOfTheMoon","score":65,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:21:01.000Z","text":"My pee smells like Smacks when I drink a bunch of coffee, even if it's plain black coffee.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofva454","user":"DeviantHellcat","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:41:14.000Z","text":"Smacks! Thank you, I couldn't remember the name. 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1lte","user":"TheDuckSideOfTheMoon","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:49:56.000Z","text":"Same here but with alcohol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuuod4","user":"BustyMcCoo","score":68,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:08:35.000Z","text":"Smell your armpits. No, really. It's probably something in your sweat, whether diabetes mellitus doing its thing or a fragrance you wear rubbing off on your sheets while you sleep. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwm9r","user":"welding-guy","score":62,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:20:01.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/q5jmffa77wug1.png?width=544&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b463350166bbe04893e85917e3bbc0fdd2dfc00","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuutv5","user":"effyoucreepssteebledmspussykatz","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:09:28.000Z","text":"ask jack donaghy for the number to call…\nbut you only have 10 seconds","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuz0w5","user":"steebled","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:34:28.000Z","text":"NORTHRAX!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv4uht","user":"mspussykatz","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:09:17.000Z","text":"Don’t worry Lemon, it’s probably not a chemical attack","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuypnp","user":"Square_Mulberry_3143","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:32:34.000Z","text":"The pillow is waffle-textured after all. 🧇🧇🧇","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuumdn","user":"quinntennial1","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:08:15.000Z","text":"Ahh, you've been visited by the elusive and lesser known Sweet Tooth Fairy. Congratulations!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0zkn","user":"Enjolrad","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:46:16.000Z","text":"That’s just the Canadian who lives under your bed","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv11cl","user":"BeNiceMudd","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:46:33.000Z","text":"Your bed is leaking coolant. Same shit happened to my jeep.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofusxyr","user":"anusbeefsteak","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:58:27.000Z","text":"Body sap","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv53ce","user":"tr89br","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:10:45.000Z","text":"My cat smelled like syrup and she is diabetic. Not diagnosing but hoping it is not it!\nHopefully it's some residue of perfume or shampoo","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuu99m","user":"Deaths_Smilebend1889Deaths_SmileLionel-Boyd-JohnsonRedHickorystickspushinglackadaisies","score":49,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:06:08.000Z","text":"Whenever someone says something smells like maple syrup, I always think about this perfume I've heard about called \"Followed\" by the company Kerosene. It's often described as smelling like maple syrup and coffee at a nuclear level. Pleasant, but the scent range is huge and it lasts for a long time.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuuz6k","user":"bend1889Deaths_SmileLionel-Boyd-JohnsonRedHickorysticks","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:10:20.000Z","text":"I have a bottle of this. Test sprayed it on a teddy bear. My bedroom still smells faintly of pancakes, over a year later…. Stuff is insane….","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuvjre","user":"Deaths_SmileLionel-Boyd-JohnsonRedHickorysticks","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:13:43.000Z","text":"I want to buy a little sample vial of it someday just to experience the smell myself.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxs2q","user":"Lionel-Boyd-JohnsonRedHickorysticks","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:26:57.000Z","text":"Me too but I'm scared","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv5f78","user":"RedHickorysticks","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:12:43.000Z","text":"You should be.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcgo0","user":"pushinglackadaisies","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:55:45.000Z","text":"The crazy part about this fragrance is that they have another similar product called Follow that is basically the same smell at a normal level. Then they decided to make Followed - almost the same name and packaging, same type of scent, but this time as an AOE attack.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgzqa","user":"specklez1","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:25:14.000Z","text":"Housekeeper here! I hate to bring up this terrible option. Oftentimes when mattresses are soaked with urine, they get a sickly sweet maple syrup smell. Is it possible that there's dried urine on your mattress?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyqfg","user":"lynivvinyl","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:32:42.000Z","text":"I love how well we can see the maple syrup smell in the picture.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv5gdu","user":"isabellamadrigalLastButterStick","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:12:54.000Z","text":"<image>\nthe tag on the pillow","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/cthmqk1p9vug1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee55760de697b59313247357c13215b8ec689a25","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv935q","user":"LastButterStick","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:34:55.000Z","text":"I feel like a lot of people are jumping to diabetes fairly quickly, but I’m more hooked up on the idea that it only smells sweet on the underside. I feel like you’d probably notice this smell in other places if you had diabetes, but I’m no expert. Maybe something within the pillow itself?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvx6oj","user":"Dog-Faced-Bot","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:24:34.000Z","text":"I have no idea, either, but I have learned from Reddit that you need to get a night vision camera and buy a carbon monoxide detector.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv7srr","user":"dazzleunexpired","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:26:57.000Z","text":"I would highly recommend buying a cheap blood sugar testing kit from Walmart or CVS and testing your blood glucose. Ideally soon. Today soon.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuutfp","user":"topio3","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:09:24.000Z","text":"once you start smelling burnt toast let us know","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofux5n0","user":"EnvironmentalFix9258","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:23:12.000Z","text":"Have you taken any Fenugreek supplements lately?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvkajx","user":"matthewamerica","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:47:59.000Z","text":"I dated a woman who, along with her father had a rare genetic condition that made her pillows smell like maple syrup. This is not a joke. It is a real thing. There was no downside.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofutdxp","user":"Ok-Turnip2296","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:01:02.000Z","text":"Taking any herbal supplements?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzh87","user":"Cautious-Impact22","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:37:11.000Z","text":"definitely night sweats with diabetes","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv5e0o","user":"Blue_Cloud_2000","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:12:31.000Z","text":"Are you taking fenugreek supplements? My husband noticed that I smelled like maple syrup when I was trying to increase my milk supply.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwdkg1","user":"Old_Engineer_9176","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:45:39.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/bbzo4l62xwug1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=048786a70cc2441c37b2da1d4493142e1d5a3fe2","text":""}]}]},{"id":"t3_1sk2rq5","type":"link","sub":"theydidthemath","username":"Lachlynn","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"i.redd.it","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/1sk2rq5/request_could_humanity_create_a_rocket_that_can/","score":12,"comments_count":2078,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:29:50.000Z","url":"https://i.redd.it/bt5tzz6kjwug1.jpeg","thumbnail":"https://preview.redd.it/bt5tzz6kjwug1.jpeg?width=140&height=140&crop=1:1,smart&auto=webp&s=6ca340c9879ec38fe9aafda97d316f064734716d","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"[Request] Could humanity create a rocket that can exit the atmosphere of K2-18b","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofw4zlt","user":"AutoModerator","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:29:51.000Z","text":"General Discussion Thread\nThis is a [Request] post. If you would like to submit a comment that does not either attempt to answer the question, ask for clarification, or explain why it would be infeasible to answer, you must post your comment as a reply to this one. Top level (directly replying to the OP) comments that do not do one of those things will be removed.\nI am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.","links":[{"url":"/message/compose/?to=/r/theydidthemath","text":"contact the moderators of this subreddit"}]},{"id":"t1_ofw6l8h","user":"Smashedllama2RaguSaucy96Slen1337RaguSaucy96Smashedllama2ZilorZilhaustTheLastDropsZilorZilhaustThe_WambatAdorable_Studio_9578Helios61RdawgieSilent_Cookie_9092Smile_SpaceFracturedConsciousGambyt_7Aiglos_and_NarsilOutrageous_Reach_695Asleep_Singer8547ShmebulockForMayorAlix-GilhanTyler89558Strong_Region5233RaguSaucy96Immediate-Goose-8106Plead_thy_fifthRaguSaucy96qmrthwRaguSaucy96sad_post-it_notewonderb0ltItsStraTerraTooHot1639Sir_Bebe_Michelindrollercoaster99DysternattSmashedllama2","score":1989,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:43:32.000Z","text":"Yeah honestly probably not with what we have now but who knows what we would come up with in terms of different fuels with that restriction?\nK2-18b is about 8.9× earths mass and ~2.4× the radius, so if you do the quick ratio math (mass ÷ radius²), 8.9 / (2.4²) ≈ 1.5–1.6g at the surface.\nNow compare that to something like SLSthat makes ~8.8 million lbs of thrust, and weighs ~5.75 million lbs on earth. but on a 1.6g planet that same rocket “weighs” like ~9.2 million lbs, so the thrust to weight drops below 1. which basically means it wouldnt even lift off\nSo yeah even doing rough math, gravity alone kinda kills it and youd need way more than current chemical rockets just to get off the ground let alone reach orbit but again, maybe we would come up with something?","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/mntddpL8eKE?si=sUoyVVWx3NqaiExn","text":"https://youtu.be/mntddpL8eKE?si=sUoyVVWx3NqaiExn"},{"url":"https://youtu.be/Q8Sv5y6iHUM?si=FtqKGMGqLdqRCRqC","text":"https://youtu.be/Q8Sv5y6iHUM?si=FtqKGMGqLdqRCRqC"},{"url":"https://youtu.be/EYEKU-U1860?si=QD6QyZ24EgFEtyIs","text":"https://youtu.be/EYEKU-U1860?si=QD6QyZ24EgFEtyIs"}]},{"id":"t1_ofw73mv","user":"RaguSaucy96Slen1337RaguSaucy96Smashedllama2ZilorZilhaustTheLastDropsZilorZilhaustThe_WambatAdorable_Studio_9578Helios61RdawgieSilent_Cookie_9092Smile_SpaceFracturedConsciousGambyt_7Aiglos_and_NarsilOutrageous_Reach_695Asleep_Singer8547ShmebulockForMayorAlix-GilhanTyler89558Strong_Region5233RaguSaucy96Immediate-Goose-8106Plead_thy_fifthRaguSaucy96qmrthwRaguSaucy96sad_post-it_notewonderb0ltItsStraTerraTooHot1639","score":712,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:47:58.000Z","text":"I've got two words for you, mate...\nPROJECT. ORION.\nKerbal the beech... Problem solved 😎\nIntegrity of the occupants is not guaranteed\nEdit: for those not in the know, the Project Orion solution was a proposal on the late 50s or so to explode nuclear bombs and ride out their blast in a spacecraft that would basically be pushed by the detonations. Ridiculously overpowered and fast.\nEdit 2: I think this would be a good place to post about the Operation Plumbbob manhole cover. They once blew up an underground nuke and the exit hole had a manhole cover. After the detonation, a camera caught the cover being flung and estimates put it as the 2nd fastest object ever flung to space by humanity... That's how powerful this shit was. Whether it survived is a topic of hot contention and debate (unlikely) but if it did it's likely interstellar by now and the first man-made object to do so\nhttps://youtu.be/mntddpL8eKE?si=sUoyVVWx3NqaiExn\nEdit 3: here's an unclassified video of a smaller scale Project Orion test using conventional explosives to propel a craft without nukes. You can't argue with results 😆\nhttps://youtu.be/Q8Sv5y6iHUM?si=FtqKGMGqLdqRCRqC","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/mntddpL8eKE?si=sUoyVVWx3NqaiExn","text":"https://youtu.be/mntddpL8eKE?si=sUoyVVWx3NqaiExn"},{"url":"https://youtu.be/Q8Sv5y6iHUM?si=FtqKGMGqLdqRCRqC","text":"https://youtu.be/Q8Sv5y6iHUM?si=FtqKGMGqLdqRCRqC"},{"url":"https://youtu.be/EYEKU-U1860?si=QD6QyZ24EgFEtyIs","text":"https://youtu.be/EYEKU-U1860?si=QD6QyZ24EgFEtyIs"}]},{"id":"t1_ofw8fue","user":"Slen1337RaguSaucy96Smashedllama2ZilorZilhaustTheLastDropsZilorZilhaustThe_WambatAdorable_Studio_9578Helios61RdawgieSilent_Cookie_9092Smile_SpaceFracturedConsciousGambyt_7Aiglos_and_NarsilOutrageous_Reach_695Asleep_Singer8547ShmebulockForMayorAlix-GilhanTyler89558","score":215,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:59:26.000Z","text":"No shit controlled explosion might work. But what about ppl inside LO","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8i1b","user":"RaguSaucy96Smashedllama2ZilorZilhaustTheLastDropsZilorZilhaustThe_WambatAdorable_Studio_9578Helios61RdawgieSilent_Cookie_9092","score":336,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:59:58.000Z","text":"Some of them may die (ok, ok, maybe disintegrate)... But that is a sacrifice... We're willing to make...😎","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8siw","user":"Smashedllama2ZilorZilhaustTheLastDropsZilorZilhaustThe_Wambat","score":75,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:02:31.000Z","text":"A tier reference.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwwqm2","user":"ZilorZilhaustTheLastDropsZilorZilhaustThe_Wambat","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:36:05.000Z","text":"Which tier?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwwxwu","user":"TheLastDropsZilorZilhaustThe_Wambat","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:37:42.000Z","text":"Meerschweinchen.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwxd7e","user":"ZilorZilhaustThe_Wambat","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:41:03.000Z","text":"So the tier is some kind of guinea pig looking beast?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxowz9","user":"The_Wambat","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:30:14.000Z","text":"Tier means animal in German. Guinea pigs are animals.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwxvxg","user":"Adorable_Studio_9578","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:44:54.000Z","text":"Ok lord farquad","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwepuq","user":"Helios61RdawgieSilent_Cookie_9092","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:56:04.000Z","text":"To shreds you say?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx9qgp","user":"RdawgieSilent_Cookie_9092","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:05:29.000Z","text":"And his wife?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxt1ji","user":"Silent_Cookie_9092","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:51:15.000Z","text":"To shreds you say…","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwfc75","user":"Smile_SpaceFracturedConsciousGambyt_7Aiglos_and_NarsilOutrageous_Reach_695","score":63,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:01:41.000Z","text":"If you look it up, Project Orion was actually highly researched at the time. It was considered the future of rocketry until the Partial Test Ban treaty killed it which banned nuclear detonations in space. If that hadn't been banned we likely would have had at least one space-based nuclear pulse rocket test in the late-60s or early-70s.\nThey even had a test vehicle using conventional explosives and fired off like 6 explosives and it worked!\nThey would use heavy shielding and a pusher plate to absorb the heavy shock. It would have allowed for absolutely gargantuan spaceships to take off from Earth and get to other planets at crazy fast speeds given how efficient the Orion drive would have been.\nObviously though, nukes are kinda bad for everyone around them lolol. The people above the Orion drive would have likely been the safest people within a massive radius around the launch site.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwsq2n","user":"FracturedConscious","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:03:16.000Z","text":"This is why we need a moon base","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwym8f","user":"Gambyt_7Aiglos_and_Narsil","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:50:16.000Z","text":"Recall Footfall by Niven and Pournelle, first Sci fi novel where Orion technique was used to rapidly break atmo to fight alien invaders.\nThen look at Dark Forest, the second in the trilogy by Cixin Liu, where Orion strategy is used to attempt to accelerate a ship to near light speed.\nIn Footfall the passengers survive to combat the enemy. In Dark Forest, the only passenger is a human brain in cryostasis.\nNow I’m thinking of the inquisitor priest de Soya in Dan Simmons’ Endymion, whose neat light ship accelerates nearly instantly and so rapidly that anything living inside it is liquified, and must be rebuilt using special technology over several days. I’m dying to see someone (not Bradley Cooper tho) finally adapt these novels and produce them as a huge streaming series.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwzvh2","user":"Aiglos_and_Narsil","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:59:25.000Z","text":"God I love that book so much. \"An atomic bomb went off under Harry Reddington's ass\".","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwyou3","user":"Outrageous_Reach_695","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:50:48.000Z","text":"To expand: The \"Super\" Orion would have had a ship mass of 8 million tons* ... about 20% more than the Hoover Dam.\n* Yes, yes, not a unit of mass, I know.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwb1q6","user":"Asleep_Singer8547ShmebulockForMayor","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:22:30.000Z","text":"They might be some sturdy rock creatures or something ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbis2","user":"ShmebulockForMayor","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:26:46.000Z","text":"Amaze amaze amaze!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwf3fv","user":"Alix-Gilhan","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:59:30.000Z","text":"It's rather elementary really\nA massive pusher plate with an ablative coating and a highly tuned dampening system to spread out the G's, plus some extra shielding, and you can chuck just about anything anywhere","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbmvb","user":"Tyler89558","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:27:48.000Z","text":"“Were we concerned about the people inside?”\n“People inside? You must be mistaken. There is only a pile of flesh”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8uum","user":"Strong_Region5233RaguSaucy96Immediate-Goose-8106","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:03:03.000Z","text":"Project orion ... From the earth's surface ??!\nLock that guy, officers ! Yes, right now !","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw96he","user":"RaguSaucy96Immediate-Goose-8106","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:05:52.000Z","text":"If K2-18b is over x2 as big as earth, then it's at least twice as tough and twice as hard to pollute! More landmass to nuclear winter - I see this as an absolute win!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwyp7w","user":"Immediate-Goose-8106","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:50:52.000Z","text":"Nah, they are dinky nukes.  For earth the calculation was probably only averaging 10 extra cancer deaths worldwide per launch.\nUnacceptable obviously but K2-18b has waay more space!\nIf they really had to, or had a differner attitidue to K218b-ian life than we do to human life they might.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwacot","user":"Plead_thy_fifthRaguSaucy96qmrthwRaguSaucy96","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:16:14.000Z","text":"After the detonation, a camera caught the cover being flung and estimates put it as the 2nd fastest object ever flung to space by humanity...\n1) well what was the first fastest object flung into space???\n2) do you have the video? Lol I didn't see it in that link","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/EYEKU-U1860?si=QD6QyZ24EgFEtyIs","text":"https://youtu.be/EYEKU-U1860?si=QD6QyZ24EgFEtyIs"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwb3nv","user":"RaguSaucy96qmrthwRaguSaucy96","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:22:59.000Z","text":"If it survived, yes - and it would be interstellar by now, well outside the solar system\nI can't find it but the test itself is well documented. The cover itself was only seen on one frame of the video however, so the MINIMUM speed was what they calculated. It likely went even faster but it's hard to say. Anyhow, it was seen flung on one frame then gone on the next. You can calculate distance travelled between frames and the speed needed to do so. We know therefore the MINIMUM speed - not the actual speed 🤣\nHere's the test https://youtu.be/EYEKU-U1860?si=QD6QyZ24EgFEtyIs","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/EYEKU-U1860?si=QD6QyZ24EgFEtyIs","text":"https://youtu.be/EYEKU-U1860?si=QD6QyZ24EgFEtyIs"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwyple","user":"qmrthwRaguSaucy96","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:50:57.000Z","text":"You dodged the first question, twice","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxc4u2","user":"RaguSaucy96","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:19:58.000Z","text":"Misread it, lol. It would have been it. However it's now likely the Parker Solar Probe.\nWe don't even know if it survived anyways lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwa38e","user":"sad_post-it_notewonderb0lt","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:13:55.000Z","text":"This happens in the three body problem books pretty cool","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwmzxz","user":"wonderb0lt","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:12:40.000Z","text":"Also towards the end of Charles Stross' Merchant Princes series!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwu9lp","user":"ItsStraTerra","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:16:07.000Z","text":"I love the idea that thousands of years from now we manage to explore space, and eventually on a random ass planet in the middle of nowhere is an enormous crater with a manhole cover in the center of it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwx53y","user":"TooHot1639","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:39:17.000Z","text":"To boldly go where no manhole has gone before","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwa8cb","user":"Sir_Bebe_Michelin","score":55,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:15:09.000Z","text":"Considering that the ratio between the cubed volume of k2-18b and that of earth is between 13.8 and 17 6, that would imply the average density is like between 51% and 65% that of earth, so not only is the planet a hefty mf it's also probably got a huge ass atmosphere if we assume a similar interior composition","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw78lq","user":"drollercoaster99DysternattSmashedllama2","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:49:10.000Z","text":"Does it depend on the mass of the rocket? Nevermind. I figured it out - it doesn't. Inertia/momentum cancels acceleration.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8283","user":"Dysternatt","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:56:12.000Z","text":"Yes, including the weight of the fuel. So the obvious answer is to use a lighter fluid. (Zippo wants to know this location)\nBadum-tss…","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw83lg","user":"Smashedllama2","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:56:32.000Z","text":"I mean yes but mostly you’re fighting against the weight of the fuel because as you add potential energy in the fuel you also add weight. The real problem is the rocket equation. The deltav you need scales exponentially with how much of the rocket has to be fuel. To roughly double the required deltav, you don’t just double the fuel, you end up needing an absurdly higher percentage of the rocket to be propellant, to the point there’s barely anything left for structure or payload. There might be some kind of ant crew we could strap to a latex balloon full of rocket fuel but it ends up not working for humans haha","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw66yd","user":"Andrey_Gusevspectre655321AnyoneButWeSad-Onion-2593FreezeGoDRNeknohridddleSpeak_To_Wuk_LamatMutor77PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEYNeknohwindow_owlNovaCalendarLurkadactylRadioTunnelBeautibulb_TamerRadioTunnelLost_Astronaut_654litliazriel_odinMistaRektRei1556Competitive-Bee-3250ThermoPuclearNizza-adult-swim-lungben81cabanadaddyai1267Fast_Garlic_5639Ans1bleMrRudolohBiblilooXonaragdrey12987Adros21DuathaDodger7777Greyrock99dibs234Greyrock99dibs234Greyrock99JRS_Vikingwilli12214chieveTheRealTahulrikflibbertigibbet72Toyota__CorollaDry_Razzmatazz69ununtotSisyphean_dreamlildeek12SbjweykgroovypackagePolicyOne9022AnderopolispencilwrenGodless_PhoenixhollycrapolaAnyoneButWepyrce789L963_RandomStuffTyler89558AnderopolisDependent_Grab_9370Yuukiko_Dependent_Grab_9370AliasElevenCorrect_Doctor_1502","score":952,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:40:09.000Z","text":"Wait, so how theoretically could they get to escape velocity if not with chemical rockets?","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_salt-water_rocket","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_salt-water_rocket"},{"url":"https://projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/enginelist2.php#id--Nuclear_Thermal--Gas_Core--Open_Cycle--Nuclear_Salt_Water","text":"Atomic Rockets"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_(chemistry)","text":"salts"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranium_tetrabromide","text":"salt from uranium and bromine"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Zubrin","text":"Robert Zubrin"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ion_thruster","text":"Ion thrusters"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NERVA","text":"built and tested in the 1960s"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKAROS","text":"1"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NanoSail-D2","text":"2"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LightSail#LightSail_2","text":"3"},{"url":"https://youtu.be/cvZjhWE-3zM","text":"https://youtu.be/cvZjhWE-3zM"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StarTram","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StarTram"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto"}]},{"id":"t1_ofw6jc0","user":"spectre655321AnyoneButWeSad-Onion-2593FreezeGoDRNeknohridddleSpeak_To_Wuk_LamatMutor77PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEYNeknohwindow_owlNovaCalendarLurkadactylRadioTunnelBeautibulb_TamerRadioTunnelLost_Astronaut_654litliazriel_odinMistaRektRei1556Competitive-Bee-3250ThermoPuclearNizza-adult-swim-lungben81cabanadaddyai1267Fast_Garlic_5639Ans1bleMrRudolohBiblilooXonaragdrey12987Adros21DuathaDodger7777Greyrock99dibs234Greyrock99dibs234Greyrock99JRS_Vikingwilli12214chieveTheRealTahulrikflibbertigibbet72Toyota__CorollaDry_Razzmatazz69ununtotSisyphean_dreamlildeek12SbjweykgroovypackagePolicyOne9022","score":2448,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:43:04.000Z","text":"Figure that out and I’m sure NASA will have a job for you.","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_salt-water_rocket","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_salt-water_rocket"},{"url":"https://projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/enginelist2.php#id--Nuclear_Thermal--Gas_Core--Open_Cycle--Nuclear_Salt_Water","text":"Atomic Rockets"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_(chemistry)","text":"salts"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranium_tetrabromide","text":"salt from uranium and bromine"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Zubrin","text":"Robert Zubrin"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ion_thruster","text":"Ion thrusters"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NERVA","text":"built and tested in the 1960s"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKAROS","text":"1"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NanoSail-D2","text":"2"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LightSail#LightSail_2","text":"3"},{"url":"https://youtu.be/cvZjhWE-3zM","text":"https://youtu.be/cvZjhWE-3zM"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StarTram","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StarTram"}]},{"id":"t1_ofw9zs1","user":"AnyoneButWeSad-Onion-2593FreezeGoDRNeknohridddleSpeak_To_Wuk_LamatMutor77PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEYNeknohwindow_owlNovaCalendar","score":306,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:13:03.000Z","text":"NASA has figured it out, but project Orion would have been a pretty surefire way to make earth a place worth leaving.","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_salt-water_rocket","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_salt-water_rocket"},{"url":"https://projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/enginelist2.php#id--Nuclear_Thermal--Gas_Core--Open_Cycle--Nuclear_Salt_Water","text":"Atomic Rockets"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_(chemistry)","text":"salts"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranium_tetrabromide","text":"salt from uranium and bromine"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Zubrin","text":"Robert Zubrin"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ion_thruster","text":"Ion thrusters"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NERVA","text":"built and tested in the 1960s"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKAROS","text":"1"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NanoSail-D2","text":"2"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LightSail#LightSail_2","text":"3"},{"url":"https://youtu.be/cvZjhWE-3zM","text":"https://youtu.be/cvZjhWE-3zM"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwgqmv","user":"Sad-Onion-2593FreezeGoDRNeknohridddleSpeak_To_Wuk_LamatMutor77PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEYNeknohwindow_owlNovaCalendar","score":196,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:14:30.000Z","text":"Orion wouldn't have really been a problem. Less damage and fallout then the atmospheric testing in the 50's\nA nuclear salt water rocket on the other hand. You get one per planet and that's it for life on that planet.","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_salt-water_rocket","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_salt-water_rocket"},{"url":"https://projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/enginelist2.php#id--Nuclear_Thermal--Gas_Core--Open_Cycle--Nuclear_Salt_Water","text":"Atomic Rockets"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_(chemistry)","text":"salts"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranium_tetrabromide","text":"salt from uranium and bromine"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Zubrin","text":"Robert Zubrin"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ion_thruster","text":"Ion thrusters"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NERVA","text":"built and tested in the 1960s"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKAROS","text":"1"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NanoSail-D2","text":"2"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LightSail#LightSail_2","text":"3"},{"url":"https://youtu.be/cvZjhWE-3zM","text":"https://youtu.be/cvZjhWE-3zM"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwhh1s","user":"FreezeGoDRNeknohridddleSpeak_To_Wuk_LamatMutor77PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEYNeknohwindow_owlNovaCalendar","score":163,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:21:19.000Z","text":"nuclear salt water rocket\nI beg your fucking pardon?","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_salt-water_rocket","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_salt-water_rocket"},{"url":"https://projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/enginelist2.php#id--Nuclear_Thermal--Gas_Core--Open_Cycle--Nuclear_Salt_Water","text":"Atomic Rockets"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_(chemistry)","text":"salts"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranium_tetrabromide","text":"salt from uranium and bromine"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Zubrin","text":"Robert Zubrin"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ion_thruster","text":"Ion thrusters"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NERVA","text":"built and tested in the 1960s"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKAROS","text":"1"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NanoSail-D2","text":"2"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LightSail#LightSail_2","text":"3"},{"url":"https://youtu.be/cvZjhWE-3zM","text":"https://youtu.be/cvZjhWE-3zM"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwm1r2","user":"NeknohridddleSpeak_To_Wuk_LamatMutor77PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEYNeknoh","score":246,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:03:53.000Z","text":"Sprays water filled with uranium/plutonium salts out the back.\nRadioactive salts basically go into full fission/meltdown and generate massive thrust.\nMeanwhile, all steam created is full of particles that are still actively undergoing, or capable of starting fission.\nAnd it would be one long continuous burn.\nExcellent for space.\nNot excellent for planet.\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_salt-water_rocket","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_salt-water_rocket","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_salt-water_rocket"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwn2ev","user":"ridddleSpeak_To_Wuk_LamatMutor77","score":91,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:13:18.000Z","text":"Unironically, this is so fucking cool","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwpxoy","user":"Speak_To_Wuk_LamatMutor77","score":55,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:39:28.000Z","text":"Probably designed by that guy who wanted to nuke the moon.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwq469","user":"Mutor77","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:41:06.000Z","text":"Not just nuke it, tunnel through it with nukes","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx82x4","user":"PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEYNeknoh","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:55:17.000Z","text":"\"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx8qrs","user":"Neknoh","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:59:23.000Z","text":"I think so Brain, but why would a soft serve machine have a \"Mango\" setting?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwoqxp","user":"window_owl","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:28:40.000Z","text":"Atomic Rockets has a good description.\nYou know how table salt is a compound of sodium and chlorine? There are lots of other salts, each a combination of two different elements. It turns out that you can make salt from uranium and bromine. The salt can have stable (non-radioactive) uranium isotopes, but you can also make the salt with radioactive uranium atoms in it. If a high enough percentage of the uranium atoms are unstable, and there are enough of them that are close enough together, it will create a chain reaction of nuclear fission.\nYou can dissolve this salt in water. This does 2 useful things:\nby changing the ratio of water to salt, you control how close together the uranium atoms are to each other, making it possible to store the salt safely\nby pumping and spraying the salty water, you can move the uranium around\nThe idea is that you store this uranium-salt water in a tank that has lots and lots of baffles and dividers of neutron-absorbing material, so that it doesn't start a reaction. Then you pump the water through nozzles and spray it into a chamber. The chamber doesn't have baffles and dividers in it, so the uranium atoms get close enough together to start a fission chain reaction. The water in the chamber superheats and blasts out an opening at the opposite end of the chamber, creating a plume of exhaust that pushes the rocket the opposite way.\nThe guy who came up with the idea (Robert Zubrin, an actual nuclear engineer and rocket scientist) says it should be possible to design the chamber and nozzles so that the fission chain reaction stays in the chamber, rather than moving back up the nozzles and into the tank, which would turn the whole thing into a huge, dirty nuclear bomb. Not all engineers disagree, but nobody has ever tried to build one because the exhaust of a working Nuclear Salt Water Rocket would be incredibly toxic -- full of neutrons, un-reacted radioactive uranium, bromine, and all the fission products. It would also be very, very expensive to fire on any usefully-large rocket, because it would require a very large amount of enriched uranium.\nCost and environmental concerns aside, the appeal of the Nuclear Salt Water Rocket is that it is the only rocket design anyone has come up with that is very efficient and very powerful. Of the rockets we have or know of:\nChemical rockets are very powerful, but not very efficient, so you need a large, heavy tank full of fuel to launch a comparatively tiny payload. Increasing the weight of the payload, or the speed you want to throw it at, exponentially increases the weight of the fuel required.\nIon thrusters are very efficient, but physics don't allow for them to be very powerful, so they are useless for getting anything in to space. They are great once you're in space, as long as you're not in a hurry. Many satellites these days use them to make small course adjustments.\nNuclear Thermal rockets (which we actually built and tested in the 1960s) are more efficient than chemical rockets and can be usefully powerful, but they aren't much more efficient. Unlike chemical and Nuclear Salt Water Rockets, Nuclear Thermal rockets have a fairly hard maximum size power, based on the available materials you build and fuel them with. Larger than that, and you'll either melt the nuclear reactor, or waste energy by not heating up the propellant enough. Combined with the risks and costs, they aren't very interesting for interstellar travel.\nSolar Sails (which we have launched a few of [1] [2] [3]) don't require any fuel at all, which is similar to having very high efficiency -- a solar sail vehicle can get up to really high speeds, without needing fuel that weighs many times more than the payload. However, they only work in the vacuum of space, and unless you point incredibly powerful lasers that them, they have very little power as they are blown around by sunlight.\nNuclear Salt Water Rockets are, in theory, so powerful and efficient that they could be a practical way to travel to other solar systems in a single lifetime. There shouldn't a be a practical size/power limit, since the fuel reacts with itself, so you can make a larger rocket by making a larger chamber and pumping more uranium-salt-water into it, creating a beautiful geyser of radioactive steam in your wake as you travel the stars.","links":[{"url":"https://projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/enginelist2.php#id--Nuclear_Thermal--Gas_Core--Open_Cycle--Nuclear_Salt_Water","text":"Atomic Rockets"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_(chemistry)","text":"salts"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranium_tetrabromide","text":"salt from uranium and bromine"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Zubrin","text":"Robert Zubrin"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ion_thruster","text":"Ion thrusters"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NERVA","text":"built and tested in the 1960s"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKAROS","text":"1"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NanoSail-D2","text":"2"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LightSail#LightSail_2","text":"3"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwljk0","user":"NovaCalendar","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:59:11.000Z","text":"https://youtu.be/cvZjhWE-3zM","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/cvZjhWE-3zM","text":"https://youtu.be/cvZjhWE-3zM"}]},{"id":"t1_ofw97f5","user":"LurkadactylRadioTunnelBeautibulb_TamerRadioTunnelLost_Astronaut_654litliazriel_odinMistaRektRei1556Competitive-Bee-3250ThermoPuclearNizza-adult-swim-lungben81cabanadaddyai1267Fast_Garlic_5639Ans1bleMrRudolohBiblilooXonaragdrey12987Adros21Duatha","score":476,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:06:05.000Z","text":"Nukes would work.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw9k4j","user":"RadioTunnelBeautibulb_TamerRadioTunnelLost_Astronaut_654litliazriel_odinMistaRektRei1556Competitive-Bee-3250ThermoPuclearNizza-adult-swim-lungben81cabanadaddyai1267Fast_Garlic_5639Ans1ble","score":448,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:09:12.000Z","text":"When in doubt, nuke it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwamz6","user":"Beautibulb_TamerRadioTunnelLost_Astronaut_654litliazriel_odinMistaRekt","score":145,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:18:47.000Z","text":"Need to nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwapev","user":"RadioTunnelLost_Astronaut_654litliazriel_odinMistaRekt","score":57,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:19:24.000Z","text":"Nuke it from orbit and ride the shockwave up","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwi3i6","user":"Lost_Astronaut_654","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:27:10.000Z","text":"Parry the nuke","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwhgab","user":"litliazriel_odinMistaRekt","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:21:07.000Z","text":"Nuke surfing!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofws90j","user":"azriel_odinMistaRekt","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:59:21.000Z","text":"Radical!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwscr8","user":"MistaRekt","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:00:14.000Z","text":"Cowabunga dude!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwc9m8","user":"Rei1556Competitive-Bee-3250","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:33:36.000Z","text":"I'm sure the nuke propelled manhole cover would solve that problem","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwny9i","user":"Competitive-Bee-3250","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:21:20.000Z","text":"Not really helpful for getting people off the planet though unless you have insane resistance to g-force.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwah5r","user":"ThermoPuclearNizza-adult-swim-lungben81cabanadaddyai1267Fast_Garlic_5639Ans1ble","score":44,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:17:21.000Z","text":"probably not nukes but matter-anti matter annihilation engines. theyre currently not within the real of possibility but with time we would solve it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwas7q","user":"-adult-swim-lungben81cabanadaddyai1267Fast_Garlic_5639Ans1ble","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:20:05.000Z","text":"CERN should ask for a bigger accelerator...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbe9j","user":"lungben81cabanadaddyai1267Fast_Garlic_5639","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:25:37.000Z","text":"Bigger would not help. Currently, antimatter for capture is not produced at LHC (the largest accelerator) but at a smaller one.\nYou need more luminosity and a lot of accelerators in parallel.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwcry1","user":"cabanadaddyai1267Fast_Garlic_5639","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:38:20.000Z","text":"In America we only deal in \"big\" or \"bigger\". We don't even know what lumilosily is over here. Is that a French word?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwdcs8","user":"ai1267","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:43:42.000Z","text":"I think it's a character in Expedition 33. Maybe OP is a gamer?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwdtgt","user":"Fast_Garlic_5639","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:47:56.000Z","text":"I think he was the one that got turned into a candlestick?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbn8c","user":"Ans1ble","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:27:53.000Z","text":"Just one more accelerator bro please. Just a bigger accelerator bro. Please bro we just need one more bigger accelerator bro i promise. Just one more but bigger bro trust me. I swear bro please another accelerator.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwfmsf","user":"MrRudolohBiblilooXonaragdrey12987Adros21","score":65,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:04:23.000Z","text":"Unironically project Orion.\nAnd it works, it never became a thing, because a failure of one of those rockets in the atmosphere would make Chernobyl look like a prank.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwi1p8","user":"BiblilooXonarag","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:26:42.000Z","text":"Tbh even without failure you are still irradiating a lot of stuff with a successful launch which isn't the best, especially if you planned to launch multiple rockets per year.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofww9he","user":"Xonarag","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:32:16.000Z","text":"I'm sure on a planet that big you could have a designated irradiated hellhole to launch rockets from.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwn2rr","user":"drey12987Adros21","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:13:24.000Z","text":"Nuclear Powered Engines are very efficient and useful for interplanetary travel but the trust to weight ratio of those were way worse compared to the usual engines, so not the way to go for overcoming higher gravity","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwwaw0","user":"Adros21","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:32:35.000Z","text":"You are thinking of nuclear thermal rockets and nuclear electric rockets, nuclear pulse rockets like project orion have thrust to weight in the meganewtons per kilo.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwfmfl","user":"Duatha","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:04:18.000Z","text":"2.6x the size means you could probably just set aside a whole europe of land to launch nuclear powered spacecraft from","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwdab8","user":"Dodger7777Greyrock99dibs234Greyrock99dibs234Greyrock99JRS_Vikingwilli1221","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:43:04.000Z","text":"The more I look into this kind of thing, the more I realize I have no idea how to go about this kind of thing.\nMy ideas were kind of looney toons in their nature, to be honest. Like making a bullet train, but having it ramp upwards into the sky to launch them like a railgun. But either the track would be absurdly long or the accelerstion rate would kill any human.","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StarTram","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StarTram"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwieu8","user":"Greyrock99dibs234Greyrock99dibs234Greyrock99","score":56,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:30:07.000Z","text":"That’s not a looney tunes idea at all, but a serious proposal that has been worked on by physics previously.\nThere are many designs but you’ve hit the fundamentals idea on the head.\n1) Build a very long tube. 2) fill tube with vacuum and have a maglev rail under it 3) tube runs for many kilometres in a straight line then the last 3-7 km runs up the side of a mountain into space. 4) put your spaceship in the tube and accelerate it to 90% of the escape velocity 5) upon leaving the station one the rocket fires its engines for the last 10%\nIt’s a perfectly feasible design and doesn’t require any technology we don’t have yet (it’s just too expensive to build yet).\nIt would work just fine on earth and on a hypothetical super earth too.\nThere are plenty of designs floating around on the web somewhere, here’s one of them https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StarTram","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StarTram","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StarTram"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwmn7g","user":"dibs234Greyrock99dibs234Greyrock99","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:09:26.000Z","text":"The Apollo programme was $250 billion dollars, if chemical rockets weren't feasible I feel like 'huge railgun' would probably be an affordable alternative","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwn93s","user":"Greyrock99dibs234Greyrock99","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:15:01.000Z","text":"Gotta remember that the purpose of the Apollo program was 10% to go to the moon, 90% develop rocket technology that was to be used for military purposes like the ICBM. That’s why it was funded so easily.\nThese new alternate lift options sounds great but don’t have the military applications that unlocks the sweet governmental funding.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwnguv","user":"dibs234Greyrock99","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:16:57.000Z","text":"My friend, did you not read the phrase 'huge railgun'? ICBM's would (I'm guessing) have similar gravity issues to the rockets, so countries would need other ways to lob nukes at each other.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwnwiu","user":"Greyrock99","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:20:55.000Z","text":"I was talking about here on earth.\nICBM’s are superior because they can be hidden underground / on submarines and armed with nuclear bombs and has been the gold standard for military might for the last 50 years.\nWe haven’t quite figured out how to militarise railguns yet.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwfsvn","user":"JRS_Vikingwilli1221","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:05:57.000Z","text":"That's a better idea than you think actually, just replace the rail with a tether and go in a big circle and you have a spin launch system. And there are ways to get around the negative effects of g forces like being on your back and suspended in a viscous liquid with the same density as your body.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwji16","user":"willi1221","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:40:15.000Z","text":"I've always said, you're either suspended in a viscous fluid, or you become the viscous fluid","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwa13z","user":"4chieve","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:13:22.000Z","text":"\"- You telling me, humans just strapped themselves to a hude bomb and just lit it up?! Oh you humans are crazy, kszasuabueh!! Crazy! Hahahah!\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw9tzj","user":"TheRealTahulrikflibbertigibbet72","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:11:38.000Z","text":"Astrophage drives !","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwb3oo","user":"flibbertigibbet72","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:22:59.000Z","text":"Reading it at the moment! Bloody good book 😁","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw9b8p","user":"Toyota__CorollaDry_Razzmatazz69ununtotSisyphean_dreamlildeek12Sbjweykgroovypackage","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:07:01.000Z","text":"Air breathing jet➡️forced air jet➡️ rail gun ➡️ ionic drive... Essentially just running down the list of specific impulse","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbpu5","user":"Dry_Razzmatazz69ununtot","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:28:34.000Z","text":"Ion drives can't accelerate for shit. Jets won't scale. The rail gun idea though has some weight to it but you'd probably need something like a centrifuge than a rail","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwcnxo","user":"ununtot","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:37:19.000Z","text":"Railgun could work when you build it within a vacuum and release the jet at a very high altitude, like higher than mount Everest height for Earth comparison, to avoid being obliterated by travelling through the atmosphere with extreme high speed.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw9y1t","user":"Sisyphean_dreamlildeek12Sbjweykgroovypackage","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:12:37.000Z","text":"A rail gun propelled rocket that ignited chemical engines somewhere just prior to apogee of rail gun trajectory might just do the trick? The math seems like far too much work.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwa8fy","user":"lildeek12","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:15:11.000Z","text":"Its not rocket surgery , im just far too lazy to do it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwapbv","user":"Sbjweykgroovypackage","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:19:23.000Z","text":"Would be interesting to see what happens to someone who is rapidly accelerated by a rail gun.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwaur9","user":"groovypackage","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:20:44.000Z","text":"They just clench their butt cheeks extra hard.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbbsh","user":"PolicyOne9022","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:25:00.000Z","text":"Just build a really high starting platform.\nNo need to thank me.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6jt1","user":"AnderopolispencilwrenGodless_PhoenixhollycrapolaAnyoneButWepyrce789L963_RandomStuffTyler89558Anderopolis","score":160,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:43:11.000Z","text":"Nuclear rockets. \nLike the Orion Drive  ","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto"}]},{"id":"t1_ofw7yxf","user":"pencilwrenGodless_PhoenixhollycrapolaAnyoneButWepyrce789L963_RandomStuffTyler89558Anderopolis","score":64,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:55:25.000Z","text":"nuclear rockets have a horrible isp inside the atmosphere also their thrust to weight ratio is far too terrible to make it to orbit. theyre used for injection burns where burn time doesnt matter all that much, not for ascents","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto"}]},{"id":"t1_ofw8iob","user":"Godless_PhoenixhollycrapolaAnyoneButWepyrce789","score":81,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:00:07.000Z","text":"Not talking about that. Literally detonating nuclear bombs behind your spacecraft to make it go.","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)"}]},{"id":"t1_ofw8yog","user":"hollycrapolaAnyoneButWepyrce789","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:03:59.000Z","text":"That sound super cool and terrifying at the same time… also does not sound safe. Can this be done safely at all?","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwa8fx","user":"AnyoneButWe","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:15:11.000Z","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)\nHow badly do you want 5300t payload to Mars in one go?","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)"}]},{"id":"t1_ofw9c63","user":"pyrce789","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:07:15.000Z","text":"Not really, no. It's not as bad as you migth think with modern nukes in remote areas. But you couldn't label a launch as safe for living things on the planet long term.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8ry2","user":"L963_RandomStuff","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:02:22.000Z","text":"that is true for nuclear thermal rockets, yes. The Orion Drive however is not a nuclear thermal rocket.\nIt chose the more direct route of setting off shaped charge nuclear BOMBS behind the space craft for propulsion, and as such doesnt really care about feeble things like an atmosphere","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbb40","user":"Tyler89558","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:24:50.000Z","text":"You’re thinking of some weak ass nuclear electric stuff.\nWe’re talking about nuclear explosions as a propulsion mechanism.\nAnd believe me. We have already developed a nuclear engine capable of flying in atmosphere. This thing can fly at Mach 3 as low as 150m for months on end spreading radioactive death everywhere it went and shattering eardrums and windows as it drops multiple nuclear bombs.\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto\nAs it turns out, when you throw safety and ethics out of the equation nuclear powered propulsion gets very nutty","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwb684","user":"Anderopolis","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:23:37.000Z","text":"No, you are thinking of Nuclear drive rockets, where you use a Nuclear reactor to heat a propellant. \nI am talking about using nuclear explosions to propel your vehicle. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6jbs","user":"Dependent_Grab_9370Yuukiko_Dependent_Grab_9370","score":68,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:43:04.000Z","text":"Nuclear + chemical propulsion. Chemical for the initial thrust to get things moving, then nuclear. Depending on how dense the atmosphere is you might be able to use a lifting body for part of the journey.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw739y","user":"Yuukiko_Dependent_Grab_9370","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:47:53.000Z","text":"What about a slingshot like with that slinglaunch thing + chemical propulsion","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8ol7","user":"Dependent_Grab_9370","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:01:33.000Z","text":"The spin launcher on this planet would have be so comically large, good luck finding materials you could make it from. Whatever your are slinging would probably disintegrate on impact with the presumably dense atmosphere once it leaves the spin launcher.\nThey can't even get it to work on our planet.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6ryl","user":"AliasEleven","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:45:08.000Z","text":"balloons 😎 (then a rocket)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbksx","user":"Correct_Doctor_1502","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:27:17.000Z","text":"Space planes might have an easier time. They are planes that take off horizontally and slowly rise until they reach the lower atmosphere then begin thrusting with rockets","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw9qeo","user":"Worth-Wonder-7386","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:10:44.000Z","text":"Where is the math supporting this?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw7v1r","user":"MixelsCanineBombSquadMixelsCanineBombSquadKarmabyte69","score":83,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:54:30.000Z","text":"It's not about size. It's about mass. What factor of Earth's mass is k2-18b?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw81d7","user":"CanineBombSquadMixelsCanineBombSquad","score":70,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:56:01.000Z","text":"About 9x","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw870f","user":"MixelsCanineBombSquad","score":66,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:57:21.000Z","text":"There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. It's not happening anytime soon.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8f8y","user":"CanineBombSquad","score":48,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:59:18.000Z","text":"For what it's worth size does matter though in terms of surface gravity.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw9kh7","user":"Karmabyte69","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:09:17.000Z","text":"Size does matter though. Further away from the center of mass means easier orbit entry.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw9vkx","user":"WichidNixin","score":64,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:12:01.000Z","text":"You dont need eacape velocity to get to space. Escape velocity is often misrepresented as \"the speed needed to leave a planet\" but it is simply \"the speed needed to leave the planet without any additional force\". In other words it is the speed a bullet would need to be fired at in order to leave the planet and never return. A bullet gets a single burst of speed and does not contunually generate thrust. A rocket generates continuous thrust which removes the need to reach escape velocity to leave the planet.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw9ryk","user":"Construction-Helmetmsdos_kapital","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:11:08.000Z","text":"What is limiting a chemical rocket? Why wouldnt this work?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbqbd","user":"msdos_kapital","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:28:41.000Z","text":"Basically past a certain point, even with the most efficient rocket fuel and engines, the energy needed just to lift the fuel is more than what you get from the fuel.\nI think it doesn't rule out e.g.hybrid engines where you can switch between air-breathing and rocket mode, or other spaceplane-like designs, but those things all get harder as well.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw989z","user":"egabald","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:06:18.000Z","text":"What if you didn't launch from the ground. Could lift to high altitude with balloons before rocket stage starts.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8bj4","user":"ThanxForTheGold","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:58:25.000Z","text":"50 > 2.6\n/s","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwaeki","user":"RealLars_vS","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:16:42.000Z","text":"Could you elaborate? Intuitively, it just seems like there’s no hard limit, just that more gravity means we approach a limit.\nWith the exception of a black hole, of course.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw9v6d","user":"Setsuna04Worth-Wonder-7386","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:11:55.000Z","text":"It feels like you are approaching this problem with the solutions we came up for our specific problem.\nLarger planet means denser air, So you can build more efficient propeller planes (or jet engines). You could launch a rocket from a plane. Yes - payload is more \"expensive\" but it should be possible to get into space.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwcnb5","user":"Worth-Wonder-7386","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:37:09.000Z","text":"Not neccesarily. Surface gravity matters, but if you look at our solar system, Venus is just a bit smaller than earth and has a lower surface gravity but has a much thicker atmosphere. Mars is smaller than Earth and less than half our surface gravity and has a very thin atmosphere.\nSo there is no simple rule.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6erd","user":"x60pilotspectre655321ArdibananTiyathVenti_the_snailResponsible-Fox-1985R_E_D_A_C_T_E_D__","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:41:59.000Z","text":"Could it be done with orbit based refueling stations? How many times would they have to refuel?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6o7o","user":"spectre655321ArdibananTiyathVenti_the_snailResponsible-Fox-1985","score":94,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:44:14.000Z","text":"How do you propose you get them into orbit?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6tl6","user":"ArdibananTiyathVenti_the_snailResponsible-Fox-1985","score":44,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:45:33.000Z","text":"A huge slingshot","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw75xw","user":"TiyathVenti_the_snail","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:48:32.000Z","text":"Out of the blue, Stephen Curry received a call from NASA: \"Your country needs you!\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw7eg1","user":"Venti_the_snail","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:50:34.000Z","text":"Yeah and we'll call it... Space Jam.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw7ueh","user":"Responsible-Fox-1985","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:54:20.000Z","text":"I know you’re joking, but I just saw someone talking about this method. Basically the launch velocity you would need would pretty much destroy anything (and certainly anyONE) we tried to launch.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6p03","user":"R_E_D_A_C_T_E_D__","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:44:26.000Z","text":"I think that's something of a moot point if you can't leave the atmosphere.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8pkw","user":"CockanarchyFree-Hamster462A_Town_Called_MalusBoring-Philosophy-46A_Town_Called_MalusBoring-Philosophy-46yourstruly912Lost_Paladin89TetraThiaFulvaleneVP007clipsLanceWindmil0ddBushflaming_burrito_Mutor77MetalRetsamimageiMorningstarJPNTMYmoderate_ocelotlituusBoring-Philosophy-46LxGNED","score":339,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:01:47.000Z","text":"Most others are saying no, at least not at our current level of development, which leads me to wonder about what other limitations that would place on a civilization. That would mean no GPS and no weather satellites, stunting navigation and logistics. It would also mean no ICBM’s, so that’s good.","links":[{"url":"https://eyeofmidas.com/scifi/Turtledove_RoadNotTaken.pdf","text":"Here's a link for anyone who wants to take a look (pdf)"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwlw9x","user":"Free-Hamster462A_Town_Called_MalusBoring-Philosophy-46A_Town_Called_MalusBoring-Philosophy-46yourstruly912Lost_Paladin89TetraThiaFulvaleneVP007clipsLanceWindmil","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:02:29.000Z","text":"Artillery would also be heavily impacted. No more naval guns shooting over the horizon...\nHell, how would simply tools like a bow and arrow be impacted?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwqzwv","user":"A_Town_Called_MalusBoring-Philosophy-46A_Town_Called_MalusBoring-Philosophy-46yourstruly912","score":79,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:48:48.000Z","text":"Sci-fi writers salivating at realising they have finally found a reason for melee combat to be the primary form of warfare in their setting without needing to do much work.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwrrrq","user":"Boring-Philosophy-46A_Town_Called_MalusBoring-Philosophy-46yourstruly912","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:55:21.000Z","text":"Yes but melee combat for crabs. Nothing in a high gravity environment will grow very tall. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwv61n","user":"A_Town_Called_MalusBoring-Philosophy-46","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:23:31.000Z","text":"So, it will be crab battles?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwvcke","user":"Boring-Philosophy-46","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:24:57.000Z","text":"Everything on earth is already evolving into crabs, so why not lol. \nWell, crabs and trees. Lol. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsk0h","user":"yourstruly912","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:48:51.000Z","text":"That explains Vegeta","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwwdik","user":"Lost_Paladin89TetraThiaFulvalene","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:33:11.000Z","text":"Forget all of that. I have back pain getting up in the morning. How would being bipedal be impacted?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx0yi5","user":"TetraThiaFulvalene","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:07:14.000Z","text":"Might be okay since we're a pretty energy efficient build, but we'd be smaller under the increased gravity. Things like horses and Weiner dogs might be fucked.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwfr3","user":"VP007clips","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:07:38.000Z","text":"It wouldn't significantly impact them.\nThe range would be reduced to around 60% of earth. So while it might give rhem a slight preference for melee weapons for a bit, ranged weapons would still be fully effective.\nFor example, a gun that has an effective range of 1000m would drop to 600m. An artillery shell that has a range or 30km would drop to 18km.\nBut we rarely use weapons at their absolute maximum range anyway. And they could compensate by using more power.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy09py","user":"LanceWindmil","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:25:33.000Z","text":"1.6x gravity wouldn't make a huge impact on guns\nIts enough to tip rocketry from \"really hard\" to \"pretty much impossible\"\nBut guns having 60% their normal range is still more than enough for them to be useful","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw9czd","user":"0ddBushflaming_burrito_Mutor77MetalRetsamimageiMorningstarJPNTMY","score":113,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:07:27.000Z","text":"this reminds me of that one show that i heard that i didnt watch that was about how aliens managed to figure out light speed travel from the iron age and thus was weak in other aspects because they only focused on space travel as opposed to us where we discovered all the other stuff before light speed travel, thus leading to our superiority in tech","links":[{"url":"https://eyeofmidas.com/scifi/Turtledove_RoadNotTaken.pdf","text":"Here's a link for anyone who wants to take a look (pdf)"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwg6ys","user":"flaming_burrito_Mutor77MetalRetsamimagei","score":108,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:09:32.000Z","text":"Human civilizations were like that before globalization. Because of the availability of a resource, different needs due to geography, or just random variation in what societies took interest in, some civilizations figured things out way before the rest of the world did. Like how the Romans made self healing concrete because the volcanic ash they happened to mix in created a chemical reaction when mixed with seawater. Or how the Vikings kind of figured out how to make steel by smelting their iron with bones, which was probably just some shit they thought was cool, but did actually infuse the iron with carbon. Or how the Polynesians sailed the whole Pacific with catamarans and star charts hundreds of years before Europeans entered the discovery age.\nThis also happened in the other direction too. The Incas were a very advanced civilization for their time, and had things like cities, road networks, and megaliths, but didn’t have a written language. They had a method of doing calculations and accounting for dates and things with a system of strings and knots, but their language did not have an alphabetical system.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwsasr","user":"Mutor77MetalRetsam","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:59:46.000Z","text":"To add to what you said:\nThis is also one of the things that made bronze age society extremely interconnected despite the lack of efficient communication methods and the massive distances between some of them.\nBecause copper and tin are only found in certain places around the world (in this case especially tin being rather rare in the region) the peoples around the Mediterranean Sea had to establish trade in somewhat unfavourable conditions for it because otherwise they would have only been able to use their local resources and spend so much time and effort on them to make other kinds of inventions, like writing, impossible (or at least much less wide-spread)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpdio","user":"MetalRetsam","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:32:36.000Z","text":"This dynamic should get a lot more attention.\nMedieval China had all the resources it could possibly need. So what happened? It turned isolationist. Meanwhile, Europe had always scraped by on the edge of the developed world. When they turned to colonialism as a means of supplying their goods, it was a question of necessity.\nA similar dynamic plays out today.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxl37v","user":"imagei","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:10:21.000Z","text":"The Vikings were adding bones of their fallen foes to infuse their might into the weapons… and it worked! 😄","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwa6ly","user":"MorningstarJPNTMY","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:14:44.000Z","text":"You are likely thinking of The Road Not Taken by Harry Turtledove.","links":[{"url":"https://eyeofmidas.com/scifi/Turtledove_RoadNotTaken.pdf","text":"Here's a link for anyone who wants to take a look (pdf)"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxc8ph","user":"NTMY","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:20:37.000Z","text":"Here's a link for anyone who wants to take a look (pdf), it's only 20 pages.\nReally cool concept, imho.","links":[{"url":"https://eyeofmidas.com/scifi/Turtledove_RoadNotTaken.pdf","text":"Here's a link for anyone who wants to take a look (pdf)"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwr4sb","user":"moderate_ocelotlituus","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:49:59.000Z","text":"ICBMs don’t need to reach orbital velocity, they just need to go up and come back down. I don’t have the numbers to hand but it’s entirely possible that they are still practical","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxr0zs","user":"lituus","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:41:07.000Z","text":"They also don't need to care about the survival of passengers on it, so they can be more powerful per weight","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwrn32","user":"Boring-Philosophy-46","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:54:15.000Z","text":"You don't need escape velocity to launch into orbit. The velocity you need to do that depends on the gravity which mass is but one factor of, radius is another. Anyway it might be possible for them to launch into orbit depending on various factors, just much harder than for us, and I am thinking they could use slingshots to launch out of orbit as well. Having moons would decidedly help to get out of the gravity well from there I think but I am not a rocket scientist. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx21co","user":"LxGNED","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:14:48.000Z","text":"I think you could also expect a planet as large to never evolve flying creatures, which is a crucial part of our ecosystem. Birds and bugs spread seeds and pollination. Without them, we’d have a huge lack of biodiversity and food. And also less motivation to believe flight was possible in the first place","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwcjjk","user":"Inevitable-Wheel1676ThenCombination7358Overall-Bison4889ClamChowderBreadBowlwycreater1l11","score":138,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:36:10.000Z","text":"Ergo, most civilizations are from tiny worlds. The lower the mass, the easier the exploration.\nThe Fermi paradox is resolved by realizing most intelligent life is very small, so we don’t notice its civilizations and technical artifacts. We are looking in the wrong scale.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwemv1","user":"ThenCombination7358Overall-Bison4889ClamChowderBreadBowl","score":44,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:55:18.000Z","text":"Or simply never make it to space or even reach the same lvl of technology to send radio waves. Or its intelligent but never got the hands/means to make Or use more complex tools. Imagine very intelligent crows for example","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwjhiq","user":"Overall-Bison4889ClamChowderBreadBowl","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:40:07.000Z","text":"They can reach the technological level to send radio waves. Radio waves that are not somehow specifically designed to contact other civilizations are not strong enough for us to detect from here. Our local space could be filled from traces of ancient radio waves and we wouldn't have any way of knowing.\nAnd honestly the civilizations can also be advanced enough to reach space, and even colonize another planet, but unless they build some huge dyson sphere, we wouldn't get any evidence that they existed.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtqrc","user":"ClamChowderBreadBowl","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:54:40.000Z","text":"If you try to listen in on a modern cell phone or WiFi signal these days, they're basically indistinguishable from white noise because the signal is compressed. Good compression by definition looks like random noise.\nShannon's Information Theory paper proving this came out in 1948. Fermi probably wasn't thinking of that when he came up with the idea in 1950.\nHumanity's radio signature isn't going dark because of an extinction event, it's going dark because it's just less wasteful that way","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwrcgs","user":"wycreater1l11","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:51:47.000Z","text":"Fascinatingly, organism that “looks like they would be small”, the body types of typically smaller organisms like let’s say crabs or squirrels, their body types could be allowed to be scaled up on planets that have lower gravity, where the cross section of their legs still carry the rest of the body weight, allowed them to jump around etc (now with really big leaps!). If the gravity is sufficiently low those body types could be scaled up to human size for instance. And the opposite is true for planets with larger gravity. In larger gravity the gravity may be so strong that the biggest the sauropod body type is allowed to be is the size of a goat let’s say. If you try to scale it up more it can’t support its weight even with its chunky legs on a strong gravity planet.\nBut I guess what’s relevant is ultimately the absolute size of the intelligent sapient organisms and gravity of the planet to allow them to escape. They need to be sufficiently small and gravity needs to be sufficiently low for them to escape. On low gravity planets perhaps the squirrel body type could for example be large enough to have large enough heads to have the same amount of neurones as humans (but there are a lot of assumptions about them having cells like us for instance).\nBut from much smaller planets, the ones leaving the planet, could be allowed to be much larger in absolute size since they don’t fight the same gravity. Imagine how much you could scale up humans on a low gravity planet while still have them able to leave.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6aa4","user":"tinny66666Builder_Felix893magicscientist24","score":58,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:40:55.000Z","text":"It's kinda interesting with regards to the Drake equation, and I don't recall that factor being included.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw7cib","user":"Builder_Felix893","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:50:06.000Z","text":"Isn't the drake equation just the chance of finding intelligent interstellar-communicating life? They don't need to be actually travelling to space to do that","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw7jwg","user":"magicscientist24","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:51:50.000Z","text":"Ability to achieve escape velocity is more relevant to the Fermi Paradox.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwt3rk","user":"Toasty27","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:06:24.000Z","text":"Contrary to most other claims here, the surface gravity of K2-18b is actually about 1.26x higher at 12.43m/s\n2\n. Not 1.5-1.6x.\nNow lets see how that impacts the SLS, which was recently used to launch the Artemis II mission:\nSLS has a thrust : weight ratio (39,100 kN : 2603 t) of about 15, which conveniently works out to an acceleration of about 15m/s\n2\n. So instead of accelerating at about 5-6m/s\n2\nlike it would on earth, SLS would instead accelerate at about half that speed. But that's still a positive thrust : weight ratio, so we do make it off the ground!\nThat slower acceleration however means significantly higher gravity losses, which means significantly lower payload capacity to orbit (if we even make it there). On Earth, SLS's payload capacity is 95 metric tons, the Orion crew capsule is only 22.9 metric tons. So we might still get away with it.\nNow let's take a look at Tsiolkovsky's tyrannical Rocket Equation:\nΔv = Specific_Impulse ✕ Gravity (on earth) ✕ ln( Initial_Mass / Final_Mass)\nΔv is our escape velocity, and in this case we need Δv = 20km/s\nWe use earth's gravity because Specific Impulse is typically normalized to earth's gravity, so 9.8m/s\n2\nhere.\nSpecific Impulse relates to the efficiency of a rocket engine (basically, how much exhaust velocity you get from a given mass of propellant). The RS-25 space shuttle main engines are still the most efficient engines we have in operation today (they most recently flew on the Artemis II mission via SLS, although they had solid rocket motors in addition). It's a liquid hydrogen/oxygen engine with a specific impulse of about 452.3 seconds.\nInitial and final masses are the total launch vehicle weight + fuel (initial wet mass), and total vehicle weight without fuel (final dry mass). Dividing wet mass by dry mass gives us our mass-fraction, or the amount of fuel relative to the vehicle's mass. A larger number here indicates a more efficient design.\nNow lets rearrange to get the required mass-fraction of our vehicle:\nln( Initial_Mass / Final_Mass) = Δv / (Specific_Impulse ✕ Gravity)\nRaise e by both sides to get rid of the natural log:\nInitial_Mass / Final_Mass = e\nΔv / [Specific\\\nImpulse ✕ Gravity])\nPlug in our known values:\ne\n20,000m/s / [452.3s ✕ 9.8 m/s2]\nSimplify our exponent:\n20,000m/s / 4,432.54 m/s = 4.512\nAll the units cancel out, and we're left with a final minimum required mass ratio:\ne\n4.512\n= ~91.1\nWhich is....insane. Completely insane. The SLS has a mass-ratio of about 26.4:\n2603t gross / (95t payload + 3.5t dry upper stage) = 26.4t.\nBut as you can see, that includes the 95 ton payload! If we launch without a payload, the mass-fraction is actually ~743.7, well above what we need.\nSo what's the largest payload we can put into orbit around K2-18b?\n91.1 = 2603 / (3.5 + x)\nSolve for X:\nx = (2603 / 91.1) - 3.5 = 25.07t\nSo using an SLS, we could put about 25t into orbit around K2-18b. That's about 26% of it's total payload capacity on earth.\nJust enough to get the Orion crew capsule (22.9t) into orbit!\nAll that said, I'm not a rocket scientist. If I got anything wrong, feel free to correct me in replies.\n[EDIT]\nFormatting/grammar/etc","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsiolkovsky_rocket_equation","text":"Tsiolkovsky's tyrannical Rocket Equation"}]},{"id":"t1_ofw8bgk","user":"SouthernService147NomimnbouncepogoNomimnFlamingDrakeTVLogical_Grocery9431","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:58:24.000Z","text":"Even more interesting question would early industrialization be even possible at all?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw9f2l","user":"NomimnbouncepogoNomimn","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:07:58.000Z","text":"I do you one better. Would early human migration using wooden boats be possible? Considering the added weight due to gravity would the bouancy be affected such that wooden boats don't float as well or not at all?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwamjq","user":"bouncepogoNomimn","score":48,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:18:41.000Z","text":"The weight of the displaced water would be increased by the same amount so buoyancy should be unaffected.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwas0r","user":"Nomimn","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:20:02.000Z","text":"Oh ok well that's good at least haha","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwjxmq","user":"FlamingDrakeTVLogical_Grocery9431","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:44:17.000Z","text":"It's one of those things that are sort of unique to Earth. The industrial revolution was powered (in part) by coal.\nCoal exists in it's abundance because trees developed without natural predators. So once a tree died and fell, nothing could consume it. Which led to it being compressed to coal.\nThis went on for a few million years until something evolved to break down trees (specifically cellulose if I recall correctly). So nowadays trees rots instead.\nSo it's a good question if something similar would happen on other worlds.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwm0u2","user":"Logical_Grocery9431","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:03:39.000Z","text":"Wow, didn't know that trees didn't break down then, but it makes sense. Thanks for sharing!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8qyb","user":"AhaiundRobArtLyn22buggzy1234","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:02:08.000Z","text":"Since the gravity is higher, the atmospheric pressure would also be, which would at least help a bit in getting planes to fly. Not sure how much in comparison though","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwm3re","user":"RobArtLyn22","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:04:24.000Z","text":"Without knowing anything about the atmosphere you can’t say what the pressure would be. A high gravity planet could have a thin atmosphere like Mars or a thick atmosphere like Venus.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwxfxx","user":"buggzy1234","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:41:37.000Z","text":"Venus's gravity is around 90% that of earth's, yet its atmospheric pressure is more than 90 (9000%) times higher that of earth's.\nTitan's gravity is less than 15% that of earth's, yet its pressure is around 1.5 (150%) times higher.\nYes gravity has a lot of influence on pressure, but it doesn't strictly control it. With venus and titan being good examples. The temperature and atmospheric composition also play a big role. You could have a bigger planet with higher gravity, but that doesn't automatically mean a higher pressure.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8w38","user":"Responsible_Worry55Unhappy_Arugula_2154","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:03:22.000Z","text":"that doesnt even really work on earth, it has been tried: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylon_(spacecraft)","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylon_(spacecraft)","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylon_(spacecraft)"}]},{"id":"t1_ofweeif","user":"Unhappy_Arugula_2154","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:53:12.000Z","text":"From my quick scan, the biggest issue I can see here is cost. Like it would be really expensive to do this, but not physically impossible. So of course we wouldn’t look at it on earth, but if brute force of rocket launches doesn’t work, maybe it’s the only way, cost is a non issue?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw7apr","user":"Worth-Wonder-7386NaiveRevolution9072Worth-Wonder-7386rrcairesMeatloooafrrcairesanaheim3123SkalgrinPsychicPterodactylvancityjeep","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:49:41.000Z","text":"Based of wikipedia it has a surface gravity of around 12m/s\n2.\nSo that doesnt make much of a difference in launching rockets.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K2-18b\nIf we use the equations for mean orbital speed, we see that the difference in orbital speed close to the surface is a factor of about 1.8 \nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbital_speed\nSo you would need 80% more speed to get into orbit, so it would be much harder to launch heavy things into space, but it is far from impossible. We have existing rockets that we send to geostationary orbits, and this would only be a bit more challenging than that.  So it is something we are capable of with existing technology. ","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K2-18b","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K2-18b"},{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbital_speed","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbital_speed"}]},{"id":"t1_ofw8tnw","user":"NaiveRevolution9072Worth-Wonder-7386rrcairesMeatloooafrrcairesanaheim3123","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:02:46.000Z","text":"You forget that K2-18b likely has an atmosphere significantly thicker than Earth's","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw95cs","user":"Worth-Wonder-7386","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:05:36.000Z","text":"I did consider discussing it, but I could not find any information on it.\nVenus is the rocky planet in our solar system that it would be the hardest to take of from because it has such a thick atmosphere.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwazkk","user":"rrcairesMeatloooafrrcaires","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:21:57.000Z","text":"A ballon is the answer then","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwmdag","user":"Meatloooafrrcaires","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:06:53.000Z","text":"Ginormous donut shaped hydrogen balloon (more buoyancy in a thicker atmosphere) lifts a rocket halfway to orbit, then the rocket fires and flies through the center of the balloon, igniting it and using the explosion for extra escape velocity. Rock music. Lens flare.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx0v04","user":"rrcaires","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:06:33.000Z","text":"“Directed by Michael Bay”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwm56a","user":"anaheim3123","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:04:46.000Z","text":"Air launch to orbit then becomes significantly more practical, no?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8es4","user":"Skalgrin","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:59:11.000Z","text":"Did you factor in the TWR of the rocket which would \"weigh more\" and this had TWR below 1 and therefore would not lift off? That's one of the issues - chemical rocket effectivity doesn't scale up that well.\nI don't say you are wrong, just asking.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwgc6i","user":"PsychicPterodactyl","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:10:51.000Z","text":"It's not quite that simple.The Tsiolkovsky rocket equation has the ∆v (i.e. the change of velocity) in the exponent. Increasing the escape velocity by a little makes a huge difference in the required fuel needed.\nThis very quickly makes the rocket design not viable, at least using designs possible with our current science and technology.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw7n6v","user":"vancityjeep","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:52:37.000Z","text":"I love math. Hard to argue with it. People can try. But they dumb.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwg051","user":"PiPaLiPkAmumpped","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:07:47.000Z","text":"The laws of physics don't prevent you being able to launch from any body other than from inside a black hole as long as the thrust to weight ratio of the engine is greater than 1. I've never been sure where this claim comes from. You could argue it'd be impractical. But certainly not impossible.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx011l","user":"mumpped","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:00:32.000Z","text":"Yep, so many wrong answers here. I mean okay, you might need a rocket of the size of the Burj Khalifa just to jet a small capsule to escape velocity, but it's certainly not impossible.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6xtq","user":"boris2033TheEpiczzzVisibleOtterTourDeFridgeBlznPopeGeraldVIIAftyOfTheUKGamer102kaiWoahbuffet123ArkantosAoM","score":96,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:46:34.000Z","text":"We could launch objects into space using controlled nuclear detonations(so crude satelites yes), but the acceleration in this would be difficult to survive for humans(and have other, very bad consequences)\nBasically a chemical rocket is out of the question, you could maybe make a n-stage rocket that uses smaller detonations, //but again the acceleration would kill the crew.// (see point 2.)\nThere is an idea of a \"Space elevator\" that could possibly be used in such a situation, but it's mostly limited to science fiction novels/works.\nEDIT: I'm very happy this sparked an interesting conversation and exploring possibilities :) however to not reply to every single reply:\n1.) It's impossible to know how different our tolerance to force would be, if we had evolved on such a planet (there are a lot more factors than just gravity, amount of oxygen is one example). So for the purposes of this scenario, we will ignore this variable.\n2.) The Orion project (propulsion by nukes) has anticipated the acceleration issues on the human body, and has by design two-stage shock absorbers that are the size of buildings. If these were somehow to work perfectly and not fall apart under the insane stress of multiple nuclear explosions, then the humans would \"only\" have to endure a sustained burn of about 10-15 minutes of 5g force, which, if they are suppine they could (could being the key word here) survive. If the shock absorbers were to not work perfectly for even a few seconds, the crew turns to jam.\n3.) The \"Space elevator\", although a Sci-fi concept, is not really just built upwards. As some have pointed out it is held by forces once launched outside of orbit, kind of like a rock with a string tied to it, while you spin it above your head. The same idea. However the tensile strength of any material we have is not enough for it. But if we all combine the Earths resources, manpower etc etc, who knows.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw7o7f","user":"TheEpiczzzVisibleOtterTourDeFridgeBlznPopeGeraldVII","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:52:51.000Z","text":"Space elevator, imagine the height of it and think of the structure it needs to stay upright. Good luck building that, holy frick.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw88a5","user":"VisibleOtterTourDeFridge","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:57:39.000Z","text":"We just need to invent hyperfilament, that’s all.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwq648","user":"TourDeFridge","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:41:35.000Z","text":"And we already have magnets, so we are halfway there.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8eiy","user":"BlznPopeGeraldVII","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:59:07.000Z","text":"For space elevators, it doesn't need structure to stay upright, basically the centrical force of the earth's rotation keeps it \"standing\". The material just needs very very good tensile strength.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwl73h","user":"PopeGeraldVII","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:55:57.000Z","text":"The strength needed depends on how long the elevator would be, which increases in relation to the size of the body it is attached to.\nCurrent materials science could construct elevators on the Moon, or even Mars. We don't have anything with enough strength for orbit to the Earth, though.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw7w9d","user":"AftyOfTheUKGamer102kaiWoahbuffet123","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:54:48.000Z","text":"There is an idea of a \"Space elevator\" that could possibly be used in such a situation, but it's mostly limited to science fiction novels/works.\nYou need to put a LOT of things into orbit and beyond before you can think about actually building one. It's not built like a tower","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8fev","user":"Gamer102kaiWoahbuffet123","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:59:20.000Z","text":"Gigantic pyramid to space","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw9e3r","user":"Woahbuffet123","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:07:43.000Z","text":"Last time we allegedly tried that, God apparently smote the pyramid and made us a multilingual species if those guys with the white robes were ro be believed","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8bg3","user":"ArkantosAoM","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:58:24.000Z","text":"Carbon nanotubes are basically already strong enough for the task, in theory. The problem is mass producing it, as well as the insane engineering of it. Not to mention the political will and economical investment required.\nBut that's on Earth. On a planet even larger, we might need even stronger materials, and they might not exist","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw95qj","user":"Responsible_Worry55fix-faux-five","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:05:42.000Z","text":"maybe not with a rocket, but with something like a startram: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StarTram but it would be a lot more effort than using rockets, so a civilisation would need to be very determined to do it. Also this thing would be more usefull if you want to put a lot into orbit, not something like a few satelites for testing like earth did in the pioneering age","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StarTram","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StarTram"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwuz28","user":"fix-faux-five","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:21:56.000Z","text":"I was looking for this. Yet there are 20 \"nuclear\" answers above you...\nNow consider that Reddit is the largest data source for LLMs ...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwcq0b","user":"Longjumping_Area_944","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:37:50.000Z","text":"K2-18b: Surface gravity ~= (8.92 / 2.37\n2)\n* Earth = 1.59 g = 15.6 m/s\n2\nEscape velocity ~= sqrt(8.92 / 2.37) * 11.2 km/s = 21.7 km/s\nMinimum ideal escape energy = 0.5 * v\n2\n~= 235 MJ/kg\nWhat that means: - Much harder than Earth, but not impossible in pure physics. - Chemical rockets are probably impractical from the surface. - Multi-stage nuclear, fusion, beam-powered, or other advanced launch systems are more plausible.\nHabitability / industry: - 1.6 g alone does not rule out humans or industry. - The bigger problem is K2-18b may not have a normal solid surface at all. - So gravity is not the main blocker. The planet itself probably is.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwb352","user":"The_RubberDucky","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:22:51.000Z","text":"Physics:\nEscaping the atmosphere on Earth is trivial. A sounding rocket does it just fine. We don't know much about K2-18b's atmosphere but any mission we fly to orbit should be able to escape the atmosphere easily (without reaching orbit velocity!).\nIf you ment to ask about reaching orbit/ escape velocity: Wiki suggests radius is x2.6 of the Earth and mass is x8.63. Escape velocity and orbit velocity are sqrt(M/R)=sqrt(8.63/2.6)=1.82 times larger. That means 4 stages rocket instead of 2. The complexity rises exponentially, but I will argue that's possible.\n-----\nThe material analysis is far less obvious... we have little understanding of K2-18b's resources and atmosphere. Do they have accessible carbohydrates (oil)? Is the atmosphere corrosive? How thick is it? maybe it's thick enough to construct floaters and lunch from the outer layer? or maybe airplane-assisted lunch makes more sense?\nFinally, the Economy. Humanity has never devoted a substantial portion of its resources towards a goal without economic sense. The space race could not have happened for prestige only. It relied on multiple benefits along the way: bombing the Brits with (Germany's V2 WW2), Cold War's espionage outside AA reach (US's KH series - CORONA, gambit, Hexagon), nuclear early warning (MISAD + others), potential power projection (military GPS), and commercial communication. Some of those materialised late into the space race, but the potential was on paper to convince decision makers. Could the space race happen it the projected costs were 100 times higher? I would argue probably not (not with 1950's tech anyway. Perhaps 2070 tech changes the balance). They are just cheaper options for all the above. Detection and communication, for example, could cover vastly larger areas before breaking the line of sight.","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1sjxvb7","type":"link","sub":"mildlyinfuriating","username":"Silly-Initiative-743","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"i.redd.it","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1sjxvb7/too_much_ice_cream_can_in_fact_be_a_bad_thing/","score":29,"comments_count":1974,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:18:47.000Z","url":"https://i.redd.it/av2yz1rravug1.jpeg","thumbnail":"https://preview.redd.it/av2yz1rravug1.jpeg?width=140&height=140&crop=1:1,smart&auto=webp&s=e5154532cd5a7ec69dc11d6b0973b3d45d751e72","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"too much ice cream can, in fact, be a bad thing.","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofvh6sr","user":"spotlight-app","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:26:34.000Z","text":"OP has pinned a comment by u/Curious_World_6806:\nI immediately knew you went to BJ's Velvet Freeze after reading the caption and seeing the ice cream cone.They always make the ice cream size 2 times bigger than what you order. It is too much, I always get the kids size when I go.\n[What is Spotlight?](https://developers.reddit.com/apps/spotlight-app\n)","links":[{"url":"https://reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1sjxvb7/too_much_ice_cream_can_in_fact_be_a_bad_thing/ofvfuk3/","text":"comment"},{"url":"/u/Curious","text":"u/Curious"},{"url":"https://developers.reddit.com/apps/spotlight-app","text":"https://developers.reddit.com/apps/spotlight-app"}]},{"id":"t1_ofv791k","user":"OJDaJuiceman1017Accurate_Koala_4698Shackdaddy161SatinBelleFlowerthiswasyourideaBad-Banana-from-MarsKFR42Impressive-Knot9999SatinBelleFlowerShermgerm666mai_tai87high5scubad1vetechnicolortiddiesInnerToWinnerthiswasyourideaLillian_CrocodilianCopySuspicious6188technicolortiddiesPassiveMenis88MMischiefManaged3thiswasyourideaElectrical_Trade377ClutteredTaffy011010-Aviation_nut63thiswasyourideaAviation_nut63FastMako77Shackdaddy161MadeAllThisUpcbmxdcFull-Tomatillo3678Practical-Leave-3369Shackdaddy161yeahgroovytechnicolortiddiesthiswasyourideaLillian_CrocodilianodaxsakuBeaver-warriorzSilver_Aura2424Shackdaddy161Plenty-Reception-320Matrix010Bubster101TotallyNotShinobiErick_BrimstoneakatherderCyberFireball25p0358FrostyIcePrincessFormer-Education9648NotMulligan","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:23:34.000Z","text":"Just ask for a cup to flip it into and a spoon next time","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/aSaG79B1dpYic","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/CFC4lFuwDSfx6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv9vee","user":"Accurate_Koala_4698Shackdaddy161SatinBelleFlowerthiswasyourideaBad-Banana-from-MarsKFR42Impressive-Knot9999SatinBelleFlowerShermgerm666mai_tai87high5scubad1vetechnicolortiddiesInnerToWinnerthiswasyourideaLillian_CrocodilianCopySuspicious6188technicolortiddiesPassiveMenis88MMischiefManaged3thiswasyourideaElectrical_Trade377ClutteredTaffy011010-Aviation_nut63thiswasyourideaAviation_nut63FastMako77Shackdaddy161MadeAllThisUpcbmxdcFull-Tomatillo3678Practical-Leave-3369Shackdaddy161yeahgroovytechnicolortiddiesthiswasyourideaLillian_CrocodilianodaxsakuBeaver-warriorzSilver_Aura2424Shackdaddy161Plenty-Reception-320Matrix010Bubster101TotallyNotShinobiErick_Brimstoneakatherder","score":3493,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:39:46.000Z","text":"Bucket","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/aSaG79B1dpYic","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/CFC4lFuwDSfx6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvcfks","user":"Shackdaddy161SatinBelleFlowerthiswasyourideaBad-Banana-from-MarsKFR42Impressive-Knot9999SatinBelleFlowerShermgerm666mai_tai87high5scubad1vetechnicolortiddiesInnerToWinnerthiswasyourideaLillian_CrocodilianCopySuspicious6188technicolortiddiesPassiveMenis88MMischiefManaged3thiswasyourideaElectrical_Trade377ClutteredTaffy011010-Aviation_nut63thiswasyourideaAviation_nut63FastMako77Shackdaddy161MadeAllThisUpcbmxdcFull-Tomatillo3678Practical-Leave-3369Shackdaddy161yeahgroovytechnicolortiddiesthiswasyourideaLillian_CrocodilianodaxsakuBeaver-warriorzSilver_Aura2424Shackdaddy161","score":1565,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:55:34.000Z","text":"Pronounced bouquet. Lol","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/aSaG79B1dpYic","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/CFC4lFuwDSfx6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvetyl","user":"SatinBelleFlowerthiswasyourideaBad-Banana-from-MarsKFR42Impressive-Knot9999SatinBelleFlowerShermgerm666mai_tai87high5scubad1vetechnicolortiddiesInnerToWinnerthiswasyourideaLillian_CrocodilianCopySuspicious6188technicolortiddiesPassiveMenis88MMischiefManaged3thiswasyourideaElectrical_Trade377ClutteredTaffy011010-","score":617,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:10:53.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/aSaG79B1dpYic","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/CFC4lFuwDSfx6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvgpe8","user":"thiswasyourideaBad-Banana-from-MarsKFR42","score":98,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:23:16.000Z","text":"Lady of the house speaking!...Oh, it's you, Sheridan!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvuwg3","user":"Bad-Banana-from-Mars","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:06:34.000Z","text":"sigh How much does he want this time?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwtu6c","user":"KFR42","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:12:34.000Z","text":"Oh it my sister Violet. The one with a pool and room for a pony.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgaln","user":"Impressive-Knot9999SatinBelleFlowerShermgerm666mai_tai87","score":153,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:20:30.000Z","text":"Loved that show","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvo5bz","user":"SatinBelleFlowerShermgerm666mai_tai87","score":96,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:15:23.000Z","text":"I love Keeping Up Appearances so much. One year - I dressed up as Hyacinth for Halloween and pretended her Majesty was my dear friend.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqu8s","user":"Shermgerm666","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:35:27.000Z","text":"Omg. Would be so good. I just wish more people around me would even know who that character is 🤣","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvoern","user":"mai_tai87","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:17:19.000Z","text":"That must've been so fun!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjyso","user":"high5scubad1vetechnicolortiddies","score":63,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:45:41.000Z","text":"On her white personal slimline private telephone with automatic last number redial","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtzeu","user":"technicolortiddies","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:59:27.000Z","text":"It's my sister Violet! She's the one with the Mercedes, swimming pool, and room for a pony.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvj5g5","user":"InnerToWinnerthiswasyourideaLillian_CrocodilianCopySuspicious6188technicolortiddiesPassiveMenis88M","score":41,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:40:02.000Z","text":"Growing up in Detroit we got the Canadian station on Channel 9 and could watch this program. Good memories.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/CFC4lFuwDSfx6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvmuqz","user":"thiswasyourideaLillian_CrocodilianCopySuspicious6188technicolortiddiesPassiveMenis88M","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:06:04.000Z","text":"We used to watch on PBS. Good times! That and \"Are You Being Served?\"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/CFC4lFuwDSfx6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvn8y3","user":"Lillian_CrocodilianCopySuspicious6188technicolortiddies","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:08:51.000Z","text":"\"Are you free, Mr. Humphries?\"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/CFC4lFuwDSfx6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvnbyb","user":"CopySuspicious6188","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:09:27.000Z","text":"I'm free!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvti59","user":"technicolortiddies","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:55:51.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/CFC4lFuwDSfx6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvq2a5","user":"PassiveMenis88M","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:29:40.000Z","text":"Ground floor: perfumery\nStationery and leather goods\nWigs and haberdashery\nKitchenware and food\nGoing up","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhghc","user":"MischiefManaged3thiswasyouridea","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:28:23.000Z","text":"Riiiiiiichard!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmoyc","user":"thiswasyouridea","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:04:55.000Z","text":"Mind the pedestrian, dear!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvz4bj","user":"Electrical_Trade377","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:40:28.000Z","text":"a wild keeping up appearances reference? a single british tear just formed in my eye","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvnlq1","user":"ClutteredTaffy","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:11:23.000Z","text":"Hyacinth!!!!!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwfzu","user":"011010-","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:18:40.000Z","text":"holy shit keeping up appearances mentioned","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfyu8","user":"Aviation_nut63thiswasyourideaAviation_nut63FastMako77Shackdaddy161","score":55,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:18:18.000Z","text":"Things like this make me glad Reddit exists. Please accept this White Slimline Telephone With Last Number Redial upvote!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgxqg","user":"thiswasyourideaAviation_nut63FastMako77","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:24:52.000Z","text":"What about the Royal Doulton with hand painted periwinkles upvote?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhd1z","user":"Aviation_nut63FastMako77","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:27:44.000Z","text":"I thought there were too many unsavory types on here to be trusted with my hand painted periwinkles upvote.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvptk5","user":"FastMako77","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:27:49.000Z","text":"I really love you all","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgbt8","user":"Shackdaddy161","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:20:44.000Z","text":"Thank you! I almost forgot the phone update day!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvebwl","user":"MadeAllThisUp","score":88,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:07:37.000Z","text":"Oh wow, a Keeping Up Appearances reference on Reddit in 2026. Nice.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcn9b","user":"cbmxdcFull-Tomatillo3678","score":68,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:56:53.000Z","text":"Elite reference","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvf0up","user":"Full-Tomatillo3678","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:12:06.000Z","text":"For real. I need to rewatch that shit some day lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgaxz","user":"Practical-Leave-3369Shackdaddy161yeahgroovytechnicolortiddiesthiswasyourideaLillian_Crocodilian","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:20:34.000Z","text":"What the shit, am I still on reddit?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgppv","user":"Shackdaddy161yeahgroovytechnicolortiddiesthiswasyourideaLillian_Crocodilian","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:23:20.000Z","text":"Yes and Onslow is here too.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmbdp","user":"yeahgroovytechnicolortiddies","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:02:13.000Z","text":"And the dishy vicar!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvu7ld","user":"technicolortiddies","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:01:12.000Z","text":"And Elizabeth in her nervous state","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmznd","user":"thiswasyouridea","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:07:02.000Z","text":"I love Daisy!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjdgy","user":"Lillian_Crocodilian","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:41:34.000Z","text":"Oh, noice!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvexzb","user":"odaxsaku","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:11:36.000Z","text":"the bouquet residence lady of the house speaking!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvji95","user":"Beaver-warriorz","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:42:31.000Z","text":"Holy smokes this just brought me back in time. My mom had the whole series on dvd. Her and I would watch it in our sunroom. Man....happy memories","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvclny","user":"Silver_Aura2424Shackdaddy161","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:56:36.000Z","text":"Iconic","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvdbdz","user":"Shackdaddy161","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:01:08.000Z","text":"Only thing between me and the masses is quirky timing and opportunity.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhf56","user":"Plenty-Reception-320Matrix010Bubster101TotallyNotShinobi","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:28:08.000Z","text":"Dear god","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvo3i2","user":"Matrix010Bubster101TotallyNotShinobi","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:15:00.000Z","text":"There's more.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvohty","user":"Bubster101TotallyNotShinobi","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:17:56.000Z","text":"No!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwlnv","user":"TotallyNotShinobi","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:19:53.000Z","text":"it contains an ice cream","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcjx2","user":"Erick_Brimstone","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:56:18.000Z","text":"Bath tub","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrmrk","user":"akatherder","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:41:34.000Z","text":"I went to a place that gave you a rain gutter full of ice cream. I think it was like 6 feet or something.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgfb3","user":"CyberFireball25p0358","score":160,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:21:23.000Z","text":"Or just... Park and eat it.  Enjoy the massive ice cream for a few minutes","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwgpam","user":"p0358","score":73,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:14:11.000Z","text":"Eating and driving is pretty bad either way, so yeah","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvg8ho","user":"FrostyIcePrincess","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:20:06.000Z","text":"This is what I do at DQ. Ask for a cup, then I can store it in the freezer and eat it over the course of a few days.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvd5df","user":"Former-Education9648","score":60,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:00:06.000Z","text":"Everyone’s trying to be clever and juice man just swings in with some common sense. Hells yeah.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvaiqa","user":"NotMulligan","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:43:44.000Z","text":"That’s a great idea!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8iop","user":"dantevonlockeJWST-L2Hefty-Cut-1451GXWTMojertbigduckmosesDickrickulous_IVstilettopandaFakjbfThe_upsetti_spagettiiredditoninternetEvilSporkOfDeathkembikpierre_x10Emiller423mystery_poopyJman15xAideInternal1045AnOrneryOrcaRozmythHotmailsInYourAreaforfeitgamerebelmimeSwordTasterDBCOOPER888doingtheunstuckkEfficient-Pipe191heavenus_angel","score":5695,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:31:23.000Z","text":"Getting a dipped cone while driving is psychotic.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjmdf","user":"JWST-L2Hefty-Cut-1451GXWTMojert","score":1389,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:43:19.000Z","text":"I don't know why people do anything other than drive while driving","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwje4y","user":"Hefty-Cut-1451","score":299,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:39:15.000Z","text":"i realized there was something wrong with my dad when i saw him routinely get these, have a bitch of a time eating them while driving every time, and never learn\nnever meet your heroes","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwhq7h","user":"GXWTMojert","score":139,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:23:43.000Z","text":"No wonder yank road accident rates are so high\nEven amongst those huge roads","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwjtiw","user":"Mojert","score":81,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:43:12.000Z","text":"AcTuALly the huge roads counterintuitively participates in the high accident rate. Basically when you see a large road, you feel safe so pay less attention. Also large roads makes it hard to judge your speed by looking at the road (less stuff in your peripheral vision), so it makes unintentional speeding more likely","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmpru","user":"bigduckmoses","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:05:04.000Z","text":"Might as well order a bowl of pho","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvf7jz","user":"Dickrickulous_IVstilettopanda","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:13:18.000Z","text":"This is why waffle boats need to become a thing. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgxvk","user":"stilettopanda","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:24:53.000Z","text":"Waffle bowls are a thing. They aren’t seaworthy though.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvg4w8","user":"Fakjbf","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:19:26.000Z","text":"A while back I was picking up Culvers for my wife and in-laws, my wife loves the waffle cone and ordered that. Only when I got to the car did I realize that I had driven alone, so I had to hold the cone in one hand while steering with the other to get home. We now have a rule that all to go orders must be in dishes unless you come with and hold it yourself.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmzqa","user":"The_upsetti_spagetti","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:07:03.000Z","text":"I’m wondering how tf they dipped a cone that big","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofva41x","user":"iredditoninternetEvilSporkOfDeathkembikpierre_x10Emiller423mystery_poopyJman15x","score":507,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:41:13.000Z","text":"On the other hand, if you're gonna get any type of cone while driving some would say dipped is the best option.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvi0ar","user":"EvilSporkOfDeathkembikpierre_x10Emiller423mystery_poopyJman15x","score":516,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:32:08.000Z","text":"Disagree. You have to eat dipped more carefully. Pieces of chocolate break off in unpredictable ways. Leaks come from hidden areas. Plain ice cream cone can be eaten without much focus to it and faster, imo.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvm20t","user":"kembikpierre_x10Emiller423mystery_poopy","score":182,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:00:23.000Z","text":"Chunk of chocolate bounces around and lands in car upholstery, melts and sticks. Seems like a real bad move.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqrkc","user":"pierre_x10Emiller423","score":72,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:34:54.000Z","text":"Don't worry, once I forget about it for a few days, my body warmth will warm it back up, so it'll be transferred to a glaringly obvious part of my pants!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvr8ej","user":"Emiller423","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:38:27.000Z","text":"I’ve left the movie theater with a melted milk dud on my jeans more than once 😔","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvoc0y","user":"mystery_poopy","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:16:44.000Z","text":"Yeah i cant even manage ice cream like this on the couch sometimes.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvlghf","user":"Jman15x","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:56:09.000Z","text":"Without a doubt. Non dipped is MUCH more manageable","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvbz6x","user":"AideInternal1045AnOrneryOrcaRozmythHotmailsInYourAreaforfeitgamerebelmimeSwordTasterDBCOOPER888doingtheunstuckkEfficient-Pipe191heavenus_angel","score":79,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:52:44.000Z","text":"Bro for real. Everytime my wife wants DQ I tell her let's go inside so I can eat mine too. She refuses and I don't eat while driving. So I get home to a most melted banana split. I dont offer ice cream anymore.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcxhl","user":"AnOrneryOrcaRozmythHotmailsInYourAreaforfeitgame","score":81,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:58:43.000Z","text":"Solution: move closer to DQ (or go without wife)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhh7l","user":"RozmythHotmailsInYourAreaforfeitgame","score":56,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:28:32.000Z","text":"Or have wife drive so he can eat his ice cream for once.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofviqae","user":"HotmailsInYourAreaforfeitgame","score":50,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:37:07.000Z","text":"Or just park and eat it in the car","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvkx0a","user":"forfeitgame","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:52:20.000Z","text":"For real! Park in the lot, roll down the windows if it’s warm, and just sit in the car with your partner enjoying a treat. Throw on some Bright Eyes. Make the occasional grunt if you must communicate.\nFind time for the small moments.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgaij","user":"rebelmime","score":50,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:20:29.000Z","text":"Then just dont start driving. If she wants to head home, then she can drive and wait to eat","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgub4","user":"SwordTaster","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:24:12.000Z","text":"If you're the one driving, you can pull into the car park and eat it, or you can pull in and go inside without her. What's she gonna do when you take the keys? Drive home?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvirdu","user":"DBCOOPER888","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:37:20.000Z","text":"Why does she refuse?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfswi","user":"doingtheunstuckk","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:17:12.000Z","text":"Go to a place with outdoor seating. I wouldn’t want to go inside a dq, but I’ll park my ass on a patio.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcwtl","user":"Efficient-Pipe191","score":56,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:58:36.000Z","text":"Eat in the car before driving bruh.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvlvq5","user":"heavenus_angel","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:59:09.000Z","text":"Have you told her that’s why you wanna go inside? Just eat in the parking lot before you start driving.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv7yxi","user":"probnotaloserInimitableMissSEvening-Rabbit-827jerojjInimitableMissSthatdudewillydcssblondieAlienhaslandedshrunkenhead041sweetnaivety_dead_and_brokenThePrefect0fWanganuiApathetic89Clear_Painting9711chevalier716skankhunt000000042The_Doct0r_loosestringszebraDA_40kMaxTheRealSlayerMelkman68OldPhotograph827hogesjzz30Erick_Brimstone","score":7553,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:28:00.000Z","text":"The way I would hop out of the car and enjoy the hell out of it before going anywhere omg.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/tlGD7PDy1w8fK","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/10Jpr9KSaXLchW","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/H4DtWcvrZP3xFTgs6D","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/TQt1xVuNhc9hK","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv8o1x","user":"InimitableMissSEvening-Rabbit-827jerojjInimitableMissSthatdudewillyd","score":1537,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:32:18.000Z","text":"I’d have pulled over one lick in.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/tlGD7PDy1w8fK","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/10Jpr9KSaXLchW","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvdgnz","user":"Evening-Rabbit-827jerojjInimitableMissS","score":688,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:02:04.000Z","text":"That’s what she said 😭","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/tlGD7PDy1w8fK","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvf4y7","user":"jerojjInimitableMissS","score":235,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:12:50.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/tlGD7PDy1w8fK","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvfa59","user":"InimitableMissS","score":59,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:13:46.000Z","text":"This was beautiful.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvf12f","user":"thatdudewillyd","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:12:08.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/10Jpr9KSaXLchW","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvdrbf","user":"cssblondieAlienhaslanded","score":342,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:03:56.000Z","text":"OP shooting a damn gift horse in the mouth smdh","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrhjs","user":"Alienhaslanded","score":97,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:40:26.000Z","text":"OP is the type of person that would go to India to import spice but never actually use it in any meals back home.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhfjf","user":"shrunkenhead041","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:28:13.000Z","text":"Damn, it's been a very long time since I've had a dipped cone, and now I really want one.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofveiz3","user":"sweetnaivety_dead_and_brokenThePrefect0fWanganuiApathetic89Clear_Painting9711","score":267,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:08:54.000Z","text":"\"my steak is too juicy\"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/H4DtWcvrZP3xFTgs6D","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvghl3","user":"_dead_and_brokenThePrefect0fWanganuiApathetic89","score":157,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:21:49.000Z","text":"\"Oh no, two women love me, they're both gorgeous and sexy, my wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!\"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/H4DtWcvrZP3xFTgs6D","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvovu8","user":"ThePrefect0fWanganuiApathetic89","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:20:48.000Z","text":"RIP Ms. Chanandler Bong","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/H4DtWcvrZP3xFTgs6D","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvxa0t","user":"Apathetic89","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:25:20.000Z","text":"Still feels weird he's gone...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgfrl","user":"Clear_Painting9711","score":63,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:21:28.000Z","text":"My lobster too buttery","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvdibs","user":"chevalier716skankhunt000000042The_Doct0r_loosestringszebraDA_40k","score":80,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:02:21.000Z","text":"I know, skill issue here.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/TQt1xVuNhc9hK","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofviz2a","user":"skankhunt000000042The_Doct0r_loosestringszebraDA_40k","score":51,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:38:48.000Z","text":"Agreed, just unleash the inner Shaggy!","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/TQt1xVuNhc9hK","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvjlnk","user":"The_Doct0r_loosestringszebraDA_40k","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:43:10.000Z","text":"Ya know, I never noticed how unsettling Shaggy's monstrous unhinged mouth maw was until seeing the animation on repeat like that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvpsyb","user":"loosestringszebra","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:27:41.000Z","text":"It’s giving The Taking of Deborah Logan. 🐍","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrysh","user":"DA_40k","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:44:09.000Z","text":"Also his... back of neck protuberance? They show skin going up into it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvkv1e","user":"MaxTheRealSlayer","score":48,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:51:57.000Z","text":"Yeah I'm confused. Who drives around eating ice-cream? Messy, but also distracted driving to the max","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvu0py","user":"Melkman68OldPhotograph827","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:59:43.000Z","text":"Op complaining about a problem he created. Take a moment to enjoy your ice cream lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw1lmt","user":"OldPhotograph827","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:00:57.000Z","text":"I've heard of First World problems but this is ridiculous. Put that car in Park and get your dip on, you idiot.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjrrz","user":"hogesjzz30","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:44:20.000Z","text":"I was thinking why didn't OP just eat it before getting into their car, and was confused why they would choose to walk back to the car and begin driving with such a giant ice cream. I hadn't even considered there could be a drive thru ice cream shop, such a thing does not exist here in Australia, let alone getting an ice cream that size to begin with. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvchhr","user":"Erick_Brimstone","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:55:54.000Z","text":"And if I couldn't finish it I would get a container or a plastic bag and refreeze it later at home.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9297","user":"Resident_Course_3342CogniscienceParticular-Lie-3055SyzyjyzygydescendantofJanusblackberrybeanzLiveangelgr1zznuggetsjonosvisionUpperApeSleds4Alienhaslanded","score":4265,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:34:45.000Z","text":"You are not worthy of such a mighty dip.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/3MQbWLriSG10UBdAbm","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvh8tq","user":"CogniscienceParticular-Lie-3055SyzyjyzygydescendantofJanusblackberrybeanzLiveangel","score":1596,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:26:56.000Z","text":"Yeah this post is mildly infuriating to me, especially the fact they trashed most of the ice cream after only a few bites!","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/3MQbWLriSG10UBdAbm","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvj74q","user":"Particular-Lie-3055SyzyjyzygydescendantofJanus","score":395,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:40:21.000Z","text":"That’s the mildly infuriating part!","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/3MQbWLriSG10UBdAbm","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvp2fc","user":"Syzyjyzygy","score":90,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:22:09.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/3MQbWLriSG10UBdAbm","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvu2wl","user":"descendantofJanus","score":53,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:00:11.000Z","text":"Fr op could've just asked for a bowl before driving off.\nOh well they wasted their own money so... Self-own, I guess.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmvpg","user":"blackberrybeanz","score":128,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:06:15.000Z","text":"This is why shrinkflation works, cuz of dorks like OP","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrok4","user":"Liveangel","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:41:57.000Z","text":"Wasting food? In this economy?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvnpz2","user":"gr1zznuggets","score":78,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:12:14.000Z","text":"OP’s steaks are too juicy, fields too verdant, ice creams too epic.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmjqe","user":"jonosvisionUpperApe","score":124,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:03:53.000Z","text":"OP is the most mildly infuriating part of all this. The unappreciation after receiving such a blessing, and to go as far as to say such generosity pissed them off? SHAME! UNWORTHY!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvybja","user":"UpperApe","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:33:49.000Z","text":"Can we post a post about this post? Because this post belongs on this sub but only as the post another post is complaining about.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw38u9","user":"Sleds4","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:15:00.000Z","text":"The worst part is that this local ice cream shop is literally known for their dips and insane sizing. They have a display showing how much ice cream you get with each size. If OP wanted a more reasonable size there are two sizes below medium.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrs87","user":"Alienhaslanded","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:42:44.000Z","text":"Are we allowed to call OP a pussy ass bitch?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9fr1","user":"Alarming-Desk-3861bristolmonkey","score":902,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:37:05.000Z","text":"\"hey can I actually get a cup/bowl for this?\"\nEasy","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8hfv","user":"bristolmonkey","score":172,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:59:49.000Z","text":"but but my karma :(((","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv92oz","user":"Francl27MySeveredToeblahnlahblah0213","score":804,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:34:50.000Z","text":"Oh yes, such a brilliant idea to eat an ice cream cone while driving.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/ylyUQkEEfIGKPLFKXS","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvax6x","user":"MySeveredToe","score":272,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:46:13.000Z","text":"Literally just a few degrees away from eating a bowl of cereal while driving","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/ylyUQkEEfIGKPLFKXS","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvcaeu","user":"blahnlahblah0213","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:54:40.000Z","text":"It was the number one cause of accidents before cell phones","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8wtd","user":"mr_glidezughzzracer4","score":1456,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:33:49.000Z","text":"Jfc, what exactly is it you want from life?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfeuh","user":"zughzzracer4","score":368,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:14:38.000Z","text":"Steak too juicy lobster too buttery","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjq3c","user":"racer4","score":81,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:44:01.000Z","text":"My wallet is too small for all these fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv7td7","user":"tierabytejacktherippah123jculvthrowRA-nonSeqnewdogowner11wolf25657wbgraphicZedditrontherocketn00bBlaznTheChronysblazeiamayoutuberiswearFIGPUCKERSstrategicmagpieJordann538","score":6868,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:27:03.000Z","text":"Oh no my steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery, and my bank account too full","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/VgY4dDdN1W3NS","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv89ue","user":"jacktherippah123jculvthrowRA-nonSeqnewdogowner11wolf25657wbgraphic","score":1301,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:29:53.000Z","text":"My wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/VgY4dDdN1W3NS","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvcq8o","user":"jculvthrowRA-nonSeqnewdogowner11wolf25657wbgraphic","score":347,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:57:24.000Z","text":"Two women love me, they’re both gorgeous and sexy.\nEdit: my comment and the one above mine are actually just one full Chandler Bing quote lol sorry to everyone unaware","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/VgY4dDdN1W3NS","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvz9oo","user":"throwRA-nonSeq","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:41:40.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/VgY4dDdN1W3NS","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofve9fo","user":"newdogowner11wolf25657","score":66,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:07:10.000Z","text":"have too many women and they’re too beautiful!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfn1n","user":"wolf25657","score":54,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:16:07.000Z","text":"Oh no, I keep winning the lottery!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvovxy","user":"wbgraphic","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:20:49.000Z","text":"I’m trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8377","user":"Zedditrontherocketn00bBlaznTheChronysblaze","score":260,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:28:44.000Z","text":"And my diamond-encrusted shoes gave me a blister!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8oh9","user":"therocketn00bBlaznTheChron","score":173,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:32:23.000Z","text":"And while we're at it, I'm sick of all these damn blow jobs!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvbn6h","user":"BlaznTheChron","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:50:42.000Z","text":"All you whores get out of here! ..except for you.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8wjb","user":"ysblaze","score":71,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:33:46.000Z","text":"And my house has too many rooms it took me five minutes to walk to my bedroom","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9qk2","user":"iamayoutuberiswear","score":75,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:38:56.000Z","text":"The grass is too green and the sky is too blue","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvbk0g","user":"FIGPUCKERSstrategicmagpieJordann538","score":66,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:50:09.000Z","text":"What’s next my wife is too happy? My kids to healthy?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvns6e","user":"strategicmagpieJordann538","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:12:42.000Z","text":"Your mortgage is too small, your neighbours are too nice, and your groceries are too fresh.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvozk9","user":"Jordann538","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:21:33.000Z","text":"Internet is too quick","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvbilw","user":"SparklyPelicanviolinspider86square_runeMx-AdrianchewbaccatacotherealvadveldClutch-Bandicootdoingtheunstuckk","score":517,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:49:55.000Z","text":"i took a few bites, ate the cone, and trashed it.\n:/","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvglre","user":"violinspider86square_rune","score":295,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:22:36.000Z","text":"What on Earth is wrong with this person? A delicious, giant dipped cone for only $5 and they throw it in the trash. Throw the whole person in the trash. 🤦‍♀️","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvsu2z","user":"square_rune","score":60,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:50:48.000Z","text":"That place will stop selling their ice cream for 5$ soon bc of people like OP","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvuwri","user":"Mx-Adrian","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:06:38.000Z","text":"Reading that really pmo","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrrif","user":"chewbaccatacotherealvadveld","score":57,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:42:35.000Z","text":"How did he eat the cone first before trashing the ice cream","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtjzl","user":"therealvadveld","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:56:15.000Z","text":"Asking the important questions. Thank you","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvewuh","user":"Clutch-Bandicoot","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:11:24.000Z","text":":(","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvg817","user":"doingtheunstuckk","score":58,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:20:01.000Z","text":"The truly mildly infuriating part. What a waste of money and food.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8gd3","user":"pappybug214","score":788,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:31:00.000Z","text":"Bros drowning while others are dying of thirst","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9g2s","user":"Skyrim_For_Everyone","score":568,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:37:08.000Z","text":"Wasted good ice cream for what, smh","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8mgx","user":"wrxninja","score":69,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:32:02.000Z","text":"We have a local ice cream place that love to see new people order Large and not realize how big they are. Literally more than a pint on a cone about six or seven scoops high 🤣 The shock and laughter we see from time to time is hilarious. I get the kid size and is still like two large scoops 😆","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvd4w1","user":"Bunjaaas","score":67,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:00:01.000Z","text":"Who orders an ice cream cone then drives with it anyway? That’s strange behavior","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvccm2","user":"Ok_Percentage5157Alienhaslanded","score":118,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:55:03.000Z","text":"I sense a real lack of commitment here.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvsbos","user":"Alienhaslanded","score":55,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:46:55.000Z","text":"Lack of thinking. Who the fuck drives while eating ice cream? OP gets no sympathy from me.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8a6v","user":"Harriet_tubman22","score":728,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:29:56.000Z","text":"The only infuriating part about this is you complaining","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvf9jv","user":"Djason_Unchaind","score":35,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:13:40.000Z","text":"Who the hell gets a cone and then gets into the car? Like it wasn’t a mystery to you how big the cone was before you got behind the wheel","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8j2z","user":"Shadow-2005","score":130,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:31:28.000Z","text":"Suffering from success.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9cu0","user":"MountainImportant211GackPartyof4","score":93,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:36:35.000Z","text":"Don't get a cone if you're driving no matter how small, it's dangerous!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvbd0i","user":"GackPartyof4","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:48:56.000Z","text":"That's how Dawson Leery's dad died","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv7bwx","user":"Miskatonic_DemidogysblazeSlick_Dapperman","score":294,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:24:04.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/T3Vx6sVAXzuG4","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv8k40","user":"ysblaze","score":66,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:31:38.000Z","text":"A standard response to someone complaining about getting too much food","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv7tsc","user":"Slick_Dapperman","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:27:08.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/T3Vx6sVAXzuG4","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv96us","user":"bryman19","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:35:34.000Z","text":"Tactical error. Should have never gotten into the car","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9c48","user":"EventHorizonHotel","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:36:28.000Z","text":"No doubt those dipped cones are a hot mess, but I’d eat it off my pants leg before I’d trash it.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/uEVWFGf3jv9hC","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvcymi","user":"Legitimate-Log-6542Raven_Cloud","score":87,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:58:55.000Z","text":"YOU.. YOU.. YOU TRASHED IT???! -faints","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/loe9uN40NfEdy","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvgcob","user":"Raven_Cloud","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:20:53.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/loe9uN40NfEdy","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv9ony","user":"Malkezzar","score":100,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:38:36.000Z","text":"Pearls to swine, such a blessing is wasted upon ye","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8z41","user":"Capable-Sock9910LoadAdvanced9547skamteboard_Random_Critical","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:34:13.000Z","text":"This would be between a small and medium at my local place.\nEdit: Here's a photo of a large for reference\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/ko5x2y39evug1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2b458c6f1a92f29278e2ed43fd5e5a395d14e44","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvamn3","user":"LoadAdvanced9547skamteboard_Random_Critical","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:44:25.000Z","text":"Can people even finish that?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw3sbu","user":"skamteboard_","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:19:35.000Z","text":"You will if you're not a goddamn coward","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvzyv","user":"Random_Critical","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:15:07.000Z","text":"Do people not?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcroy","user":"randomredditacc25","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:57:41.000Z","text":"who tf buys an ice cream cone to eat while driving home?\nits just a bad idea all around, even if its not huge. its going to melt and be a mess.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvagjt","user":"KHSebastian","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:43:22.000Z","text":"You are not showing the appropriate amount of respect for a soft serve cone. That's a responsibility you are taking on. It requires dedication. Driving with any size cone is asking for a sticky steering wheel","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvbmb5","user":"meagis","score":89,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:50:33.000Z","text":"sorry but if you’re getting a medium cone and planning on driving immediately after you’re the silly one","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8fqm","user":"ej62564Doneifundone","score":73,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:30:53.000Z","text":"This is bullshit propaganda","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvpk3c","user":"Doneifundone","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:25:49.000Z","text":"I haven't been this mad in at least 5 hours.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8ha5","user":"evilpineaple","score":117,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:31:09.000Z","text":"There is no such concept of \"too much ice cream\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvd5hf","user":"la_descente","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:00:07.000Z","text":"Next time get a small lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9fl6","user":"whoamisb","score":61,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:37:03.000Z","text":"Is this your first time getting ice cream?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9o29","user":"OuterP4L","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:38:30.000Z","text":"If I had this on a bad day, I would forget my troubles","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9nfn","user":"DTurner71_DTClutch-Bandicoot","score":65,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:38:23.000Z","text":"That is the perfect size. You should park the car, enjoy it, then go home.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvf1jh","user":"Clutch-Bandicoot","score":35,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:12:13.000Z","text":"op was late for hating the universe","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvbgkx","user":"kickyourfeetup10Stormfly","score":58,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:49:34.000Z","text":"This “pissed you off”? Literally why? Eat it or don’t.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6pph","user":"Stormfly","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:44:36.000Z","text":"This is the part that genuinely bothered me.\n\"It's too big and I hate throwing away food\" okay sure. Mildly infuriating.\nIt pissed you off?!?!\nGet out.\nIt's like when a kid asks for a piece of an orange and then starts crying because you gave them two and they \"didn't ask for two\".","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv77mn","user":"Nere4HudesCorrect-Locksmith-90","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:23:20.000Z","text":"😂 😂I would be so proud walking around with that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofva9sg","user":"Correct-Locksmith-90","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:42:12.000Z","text":"I would be grinning ear to ear.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvbepi","user":"unsalted52","score":44,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:49:13.000Z","text":"This is the epitome of a first world problem","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw0dy9","user":"medve_onmaga","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:50:51.000Z","text":"you are weak","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv7i9p","user":"VQ3point5","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:25:10.000Z","text":"Blasphemer!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfuk3","user":"Curious_World_6806sunuoow","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:17:30.000Z","text":"I immediately knew you went to BJ's Velvet Freeze after reading the caption and seeing the ice cream cone.They always make the ice cream size 2 times bigger than what you order. It is too much, I always get the kids size when I go.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhz7p","user":"sunuoow","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:31:55.000Z","text":"lol BJs velvet freeze is amazing and they are so cheap. It's one of my favorite things about this city","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv77fl","user":"Milkywayglxy679","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:23:18.000Z","text":"GIMME THAT","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvde00","user":"Potatowhocrochets","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:01:35.000Z","text":"Bro, couldn't you have asked for a cup or something?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvw3q5","user":"rsurvivorlovesme","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:15:57.000Z","text":"oh no my steak is too juicy 🙄","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvd1lo","user":"Currant-event","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:59:27.000Z","text":"The only thing mildly infuriating here is you!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvahrt","user":"LoneWolf4717","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:43:35.000Z","text":"\"Woah, that's a lot for a cone. Can I get a cup so I can drive home\"\n\"Sure thing!\"\nThat's literally all the needed done OP.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv79v3","user":"Loose_Carpenter9533Warm_Block_7600","score":124,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:23:43.000Z","text":"People that complain about getting too much food are something else.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv7rjh","user":"Warm_Block_7600","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:26:44.000Z","text":"It’s all relative to the vessel containing it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcqh8","user":"iMakestuffz","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:57:27.000Z","text":"I’m so glad we don’t have a place with soft serve dip that I know of near us.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/gCANwADwdazG8","text":""}]}]},{"id":"t3_1skanio","type":"link","sub":"movies","username":"MoneyLibrarian9032","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"variety.com","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1skanio/joaquin_phoenix_ben_stiller_kristen_stewart_and/","score":9652,"comments_count":378,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:20:42.000Z","url":"https://variety.com/2026/film/news/hollywood-open-letter-paramount-warner-bros-deal-1236720249/","thumbnail":"https://external-preview.redd.it/3LDB8ZDzeY_moUt10oQtIZxY89AiL81ldKjdKLnnS6k.jpeg?width=140&height=78&auto=webp&s=dfa98c10228b16c604d8faf237d8265be2ac27d4","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"Joaquin Phoenix, Ben Stiller, Kristen Stewart and 1,000-Plus Hollywood Names Oppose Paramount-Warner Deal in Open Letter: ‘Block the Merger’","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofxnht0","user":"MuptonBossmanAsclepius-Rodloves_to_splooge_8Dylan_GioendoflevelbaddyNiel15Jet-Let4606powerlesshero111FhaarkasIntrepid_Hat7359KingfishingYoMamashogun77777777ozymandieusBeebleBoxnredpandabear89ominousgraycatjenkynolasco11chimpdoctorinternetladsnesericreturnspargmegargFortNightsAtPeelysLiamariogeologicalnoisemama_tomLordBoarLarsDuderOptimusSublimedestroyerOfTardsSaritielRebloodicanLiamarioVariousVarietiescharliefoxtrot9DottsteriskLiamarioJet-Let4606pb49erunassumingdinkLegitimate_FirstTandy2000NorCalFightShopMuslim_WookieBleakwindmandatory_french_guyJet-Let4606JconstantineicTruthOrSFCassianCasiusPoopbutt_MaximumCassianCasiusEnigmaticQuoteCassianCasiusdzak92kaithanaItsDanimalCamRothdacalphaDav136AgonizingSquiddarryledwCitizenTonytechauditorOnceMoreAndAgainSouth_Buy_3175AdirondackLunaticRoyal-Ambassador-960artpayneSinkHoleDeMayoDottsteriskmyotheraccountgothaxAoE2manatarmsameliehelenaobalovatykmarktornits_Dolamite_CitizenTonyXaielaohitmobilegamehsrQueasyAdeptness11lord_pizzabirdganjaccountDatasGadgets","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:22:56.000Z","text":"If this merger goes through, they need to start turning down projects from Paramount-Warner.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxoe9e","user":"Asclepius-Rodloves_to_splooge_8Dylan_GioendoflevelbaddyNiel15Jet-Let4606powerlesshero111FhaarkasIntrepid_Hat7359KingfishingYoMamashogun77777777ozymandieusBeebleBoxnredpandabear89ominousgraycatjenkynolasco11chimpdoctorinternetladsnesericreturnspargmegargFortNightsAtPeelys","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:27:34.000Z","text":"If they don’t then this letter is completely meaningless","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxphnd","user":"loves_to_splooge_8Dylan_GioendoflevelbaddyNiel15Jet-Let4606powerlesshero111FhaarkasIntrepid_Hat7359KingfishingYoMamashogun77777777ozymandieusBeebleBoxnredpandabear89ominousgraycatjenkynolasco11chimpdoctorinternetlad","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:33:12.000Z","text":"But it’s so strongly worded","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpxm6","user":"Dylan_GioendoflevelbaddyNiel15Jet-Let4606powerlesshero111FhaarkasIntrepid_Hat7359KingfishingYoMamashogun77777777ozymandieusBeebleBoxnredpandabear89","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:35:29.000Z","text":"Maybe they could sing a song about it and put it on YouTube","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrxeb","user":"endoflevelbaddyNiel15Jet-Let4606powerlesshero111FhaarkasIntrepid_Hat7359KingfishingYoMamashogun77777777","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:45:44.000Z","text":"Imagine.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxlpw","user":"Niel15Jet-Let4606powerlesshero111","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:13:09.000Z","text":"Kal-el, no.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyqwh","user":"Jet-Let4606","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:18:30.000Z","text":"Enough champaign to feel denial.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0kgw","user":"powerlesshero111","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:26:58.000Z","text":"Piper, noooo!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxs6wq","user":"FhaarkasIntrepid_Hat7359KingfishingYoMama","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:47:03.000Z","text":"All the people.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxthap","user":"Intrepid_Hat7359KingfishingYoMama","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:53:23.000Z","text":"Imagine.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyb2gb","user":"KingfishingYoMama","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:13:46.000Z","text":"Imagine there's no studio. No bag to score. Imagine there's no Oscars. It's easy if you try. Imagine there's no douchebags living in L.... A.... oooo ooooo oooooooooo oooo oooooooo\nYou can say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not a soulless one. I hope some day you will join us.\nAnd the world can live for real.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy04mn","user":"shogun77777777","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:24:54.000Z","text":"Yup that song didn’t do shit. Humans gonna human.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsk9f","user":"ozymandieus","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:48:53.000Z","text":"Imagine!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0t75","user":"BeebleBoxn","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:28:08.000Z","text":"We already had a voices that cared","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5d47","user":"redpandabear89","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:49:04.000Z","text":"Noooo why did you remind me that this exists 😭","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy65oc","user":"ominousgraycat","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:52:38.000Z","text":"Could you imagine if they showed up for work and did everything the studio executives told them to do, but they proudly wore a t-shirt on their way through the door expressing their displeasure at the circumstance and shared a few selfies with it on social media? What a statement!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtavh","user":"jenkynolasco11","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:52:32.000Z","text":"Schumer didn’t sign it tho","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpws2","user":"chimpdoctor","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:35:22.000Z","text":"LoL I like that","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy33l7","user":"internetlad","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:38:42.000Z","text":"But their opinion!!\nTHEIR OPINION!!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4w4o","user":"snesericreturns","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:46:54.000Z","text":"Kinda is anyway. There’s no way the government, who wants complete control over the news media, is going to block the deal that’s going to give them that. Especially a letter from a bunch of actors who they already know hate them anyway. These actors are well known and have money, but no where near the money and power of the studios involved. These people threatening to boycott their projects doesn’t really give them the leverage they think it does. Most of them still need to work due to their lifestyles. Now if too many customers cancel their subscriptions over it, they could potentially stall the deal.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybwqi","user":"pargmegarg","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:17:32.000Z","text":"???\nYou can be anti-monopoly, but also not want to be out of work.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2nwu","user":"FortNightsAtPeelys","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:36:41.000Z","text":"There is no ethical consumption under capitalism we are all just trying to get paid","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxo96w","user":"Liamariogeologicalnoisemama_tomLordBoarLarsDuderOptimusSublimedestroyerOfTardsSaritielRebloodicanLiamarioVariousVarietiescharliefoxtrot9DottsteriskLiamarioJet-Let4606pb49erunassumingdinkLegitimate_FirstTandy2000NorCalFightShopMuslim_Wookie","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:26:51.000Z","text":"Exactly, do not work for them. That's going to be far more effective. But that won't happen because of greed.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpbjx","user":"geologicalnoisemama_tomLordBoarLarsDuderOptimusSublimedestroyerOfTardsSaritiel","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:32:19.000Z","text":"I pray that in my lifetime I see a meaningful stand against greed, but it's one of, if not the oldest vices in humanity.\nI personally don't understand it as if I have enough for me, I'd rather focus on getting more time to spend doing the things I love versus stacking coins on top of more coins, but it's some kind of mental illness cast as a 'noble pursuit', so every generation suffers it's whims in old and new ways.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxydim","user":"mama_tomLordBoarLarsDuder","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:16:45.000Z","text":"I think the sad thing is that for those people, stacking the coins is the fun part.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzu0g","user":"LordBoar","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:23:31.000Z","text":"My dad used to be our village treasurer, and every summer the parade would generate buckets of pennies that needed to be counted before depositing in the bank. That coin stacking was far more enjoyable than the parade.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofydcgj","user":"LarsDuder","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:24:00.000Z","text":"At least you can swim in your coins, right?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9oqw","user":"OptimusSublime","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:07:36.000Z","text":"I have some really bad, sad, and sobering news regarding greed and the link to human history....","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyaq95","user":"destroyerOfTards","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:12:17.000Z","text":"I don't understand it too but I know if I ever get the same opportunities, I am probably gonna do it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofye7es","user":"Saritiel","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:27:53.000Z","text":"I also really don't understand it. The instant I got enough money to retire comfortably I'd probably quit and just start doing all my hobbies.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxoy8h","user":"RebloodicanLiamarioVariousVarietiescharliefoxtrot9DottsteriskLiamarioJet-Let4606pb49erunassumingdinkLegitimate_First","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:30:24.000Z","text":"It'll only happen after the fact so it's not going to be effective at stopping them, and they'll own so many subsidiaries that it is a genuinely big ask.\nThat said, I genuinely think on a moral basis that's a reasonable stance for big name actors who have enough money to survive. Don't lend your star power to projects made by the evil media conglomerate purchased by a right wing billionaire, refuse to work for them.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpe3v","user":"LiamarioVariousVarietiescharliefoxtrot9DottsteriskLiamarioJet-Let4606pb49erunassumingdink","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:32:41.000Z","text":"All these actors should get together and form their own studio. Between them all, they've more than enough money to do that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxq1a9","user":"VariousVarietiescharliefoxtrot9DottsteriskLiamarioJet-Let4606pb49er","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:36:01.000Z","text":"You mean Unite the Artists?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtgsf","user":"charliefoxtrot9Dottsterisk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:53:19.000Z","text":"If the Artists were United, hmmm.....","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxvrh","user":"Dottsterisk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:14:28.000Z","text":"Or if Artists had Equity…","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy13j","user":"Liamario","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:15:09.000Z","text":"The Actor Cinematic Universe.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxz28n","user":"Jet-Let4606","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:19:57.000Z","text":"Artists......Assemble!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyedfo","user":"pb49er","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:28:37.000Z","text":"An MGM/Amazon company.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxh6u","user":"unassumingdink","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:12:33.000Z","text":"Just another situation where we're choosing between money hungry vultures who say the wrong things, and money hungry vultures who say the right things. That's every situation in America.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw3th","user":"Legitimate_First","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:06:03.000Z","text":"I genuinely think on a moral basis that's a reasonable stance for big name actors who have enough money to survive\nYeah the thing is that the actors who could do that are all rich, and that kind of money either means you were a soulless asshole in order to get it, or it turns you into one. Stop expecting Hollywood to have principles, they never will do anything significant they perceive to be against their interest.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxt161","user":"Tandy2000","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:51:12.000Z","text":"I think it will. Why wouldn't they? There are other studios out there. Netflix is sitting there salivating right now because they are going to have these creatives come over and work for them instead and they didn't need to pay a dime.\nHere's the thing: it's easy to say \"oh they'll do it for the money\" but Paramount doesn't have money. The Ellisons are running it into the ground. CBS News programs have seen a universal decline in viewers in 2026, hitting their lowest points in history as a direct result of the ideological changes at CBS News. Which is 0% surprising. Many people who watched CBS for actual news are no longer watching, and the FOX News audience already has FOX News so why would they watch CBS? That group is not growing. Paramount-Skydance shares have gone down 20% so far since they merged. Revenue is down. Their operating income has been wiped out almost completely. With the further declines in news they will almost certainly be losing money on operations by the end of the year. Paramount+ is still not grabbing people and everything Star Trek - which was previously one of their biggest money makers - is going into a hole because right now they have no new anything in production. This isn't a mismanagement thing on Skydance's account, Star Trek was already winding down many series and their plans to do occasional TV movies is probably scattered because Section 31 was a huge bomb, but there is 0% chance Skydance will be able to revive it successfully, Star Trek is just done unless they end up selling it someday.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzb0m","user":"NorCalFightShop","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:21:04.000Z","text":"All the people that OP mentioned have enough money to retire today so this is spot on.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2v4z","user":"Muslim_Wookie","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:37:37.000Z","text":"They will just hire lesser known actors, and it WILL work.\nActors are like billionaires - there's some with genuine god-tier talent but mostly it's positioning.\nThey take themselves out of the race and the people that were running 3rd, 4th, 5th will immediately become podium finishers as you ALL KNOW it's all about getting your breakthrough.\nWarner-Paramount is easily big enough to do this, if I were in management there this is exactly what I would do, and I would succeed.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxq97c","user":"Bleakwindmandatory_french_guyJet-Let4606Jconstantineic","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:37:09.000Z","text":"I don’t think it’s will lead to that.\nThey’re opposed to the merger because they have real concerns.\nBut it’s not within their power to really boycott work.\nWhy’s the proportionality of the claim and their response so extreme.\nThey don’t like this deal so they have to not have a livelihood?\nTheir work place has some problem that affects my base, doesn’t mean I have to quit in protest.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxudk2","user":"mandatory_french_guy","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:57:45.000Z","text":"This. Let alone the fact many of them probably have ongoing contracts and deals with either Paramount or Warner Bros, not every one who signed this letter can afford to turn away what is essentially becoming one third of the industry.\nI also doubt the people saying the actors should boycott are themselves willing to stop consuming anything that comes out of Paramount/Warner Bros.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzg92","user":"Jet-Let4606Jconstantineic","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:21:45.000Z","text":"If you're not willing to suffer a personal cost for a cause......","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7csk","user":"Jconstantineic","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:58:00.000Z","text":"Isn’t that what they are doing? Why would paramount hire them after they have put their name on this?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxx17r","user":"TruthOrSFCassianCasiusPoopbutt_MaximumCassianCasiusEnigmaticQuoteCassianCasiusdzak92kaithanaItsDanimalCamRothdacalphaDav136","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:10:28.000Z","text":"Like all of you give up paychecks for your ideals.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6ovl","user":"CassianCasiusPoopbutt_MaximumCassianCasiusEnigmaticQuoteCassianCasius","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:55:01.000Z","text":"My company does IT support for companies like a homeless veteran center, a Portuguese immigrant organization, a low income housing organization. I am proud of my job.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7a54","user":"Poopbutt_MaximumCassianCasius","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:57:40.000Z","text":"Are you hiring?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy97qi","user":"CassianCasius","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:05:34.000Z","text":"We might be soon but you need to live within 1 hr of the Boston area. We are mostly remote but need to go to client sites if an issue can't be fixed remotely.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyedxc","user":"EnigmaticQuoteCassianCasius","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:28:41.000Z","text":"Well that's incredibly rare most people don't have access to a job like that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofygpbk","user":"CassianCasius","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:39:03.000Z","text":"Yeah this is my 5th job in the industry took me a while to find a great company like this. I'll probably never leave. 99% of the time I work from home. Slow days sometimes Ill work 30 minutes total the whole day. Just chill with my pets and wife (she also wfh), play video games, etc. Its a dream job.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6dxp","user":"dzak92kaithanaItsDanimal","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:53:40.000Z","text":"It sounds hypocritical and maybe it is to an extent, but these actors are in a place financially to be able to refuse work most of us aren’t","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7747","user":"kaithanaItsDanimal","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:57:17.000Z","text":"Seriously, they can take work from other studios, it’s not like they’re (generally) contractually obligated to work with a particular studio. They’re essentially freelance and fucking loaded.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9jcm","user":"ItsDanimal","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:06:55.000Z","text":"Brendan Fraser, at the height of his career at the time, was black listed from all of Hollywood for standing up for himself against a single person. I'd imagine the blacklisting would be even worse standing up against an entire studio. These actors are closer in wealth to you and I than they are the execs that are pulling the strings.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8aap","user":"CamRoth","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:02:08.000Z","text":"I have turned down a higher paying job because of my ideals.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyb136","user":"dacalpha","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:13:36.000Z","text":"I have basically the same economic situation at home as Joaquin Phoenix, Ben Stiller, and Kristen Stewart, great point","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfiqd","user":"Dav136","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:33:46.000Z","text":"I've turned down a REALLY well paying job from Northrop Grumman in the past","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqbwa","user":"AgonizingSquid","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:37:32.000Z","text":"I don't think Hollywood puts their morality over money or vaninty","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxokpd","user":"darryledwCitizenTony","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:28:29.000Z","text":"they won't because money and fame will always matter more to them over things they pretend to care about","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy48lw","user":"CitizenTony","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:43:55.000Z","text":"Pin this comment and give this redditor a medal.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsmkc","user":"techauditorOnceMoreAndAgain","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:49:12.000Z","text":"100% but probably almost none of them will","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofygixj","user":"OnceMoreAndAgain","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:38:16.000Z","text":"Not sure it would matter if they did. Big name recognition actors can help sell a movie for sure, but it's not like Hollywood doesn't have a constant supply of young actors itching for their chance to get a big role in a big budget movie.\nThere's pros and cons to the film producers. The young actors don't have the same name recognition, but they're likely great actors and they'll be dirt cheap.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpyxi","user":"South_Buy_3175AdirondackLunatic","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:35:41.000Z","text":"Some might turn it down, but I doubt many would, the money would be too good.\nSo many people willing to sell their souls and their integrity for some quick cash, it makes you sick…\n(It’s me, I’d sell my soul and integrity for a few hundy thousand, Paramount hit me up)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxta0a","user":"AdirondackLunatic","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:52:25.000Z","text":"They’re already doing it. During the SAG/WGA strikes every industry union stood with them. We didn’t work so they could negotiate. Now film production in the US is suffering because studios are going abroad. Are any actors or writers standing up for the crews that backed them and insisting on US productions? While actors can work abroad and writers can work remotely if needed? Nope.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxp66b","user":"Royal-Ambassador-960artpayneSinkHoleDeMayoDottsterisk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:31:33.000Z","text":"That'll just give ppl like Sydney Sweeney all the roles.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpeha","user":"artpayneSinkHoleDeMayoDottsterisk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:32:44.000Z","text":"And Glen Powell.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvm8x","user":"SinkHoleDeMayoDottsterisk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:03:43.000Z","text":"I just watched Running Man the other night, he was pretty good in that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy2zk","user":"Dottsterisk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:15:23.000Z","text":"He was tons of fun on SNL.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrtx9","user":"myotheraccountgothax","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:45:14.000Z","text":"lol they sure as fuck won't, bud\n$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvu9c","user":"AoE2manatarms","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:04:46.000Z","text":"They won't. Once Paramount is giving 10 million dollars per movie to someone. Why would they turn it down?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw1zw","user":"ameliehelena","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:05:48.000Z","text":"I’m curious how complicated that would be- when they contracts, agents etc. I have no understanding of the industry- it’d be great if they could take a stand and am curious if there is anything standing in celebrities way to do something like this.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzup2","user":"obalovatyk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:23:37.000Z","text":"They won’t turn down a bag.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzxx2","user":"marktornits","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:24:01.000Z","text":"This studio would suck but they could find just as many good reasons to turn down work from every other studio.\nAll of these actors are frauds.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1khi","user":"_Dolamite_","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:31:37.000Z","text":"Until a check is written with many zeros at the end of it for the next big movie, then they will let us know how amazing this merger was and how it is changing the face the entertainment industry.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3r3d","user":"CitizenTony","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:41:42.000Z","text":"Will this really happen? You got actors who said that they don't want to work with violent people or who have been convicted in court.\nBut no one reacted when Adam Driver worked with Dustin Hoffman/Shia Laboeuf in Megalopolis, when actors and actresses supported Johnny Depp, when Mel Gibson starred in that John Wick TV show/was hired to direct Hacksaw Ridge, when Amber Heard was in Aquaman The Lost Kingdom, Will Smith in Bad boys 4 etc etc\nThat's just a publicity stunt to looks good.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3seu","user":"Xaielao","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:41:52.000Z","text":"You assume they have a choice. The big names that make the companies tens of millions do, but the vast majority of actors, directors, cinematographers, writers, etc - even well known ones - sign contracts that require them to complete so many projects in a set number of years. They get points from the company in exchange, which actors like Andy Serkis call 'monkey points' because they're more about giving the studio more control over them and less about rewarding them for quality work. Leave the company for another? Lose all your points... and your stock options. So even if they do switch companies, it's like starting again from scratch.\nSo this consolidation hurts these people as much as it does the consumer, because it means even less bargaining power when negotiating contracts. And its even worse for everyone else in the industry all the way down to the theaters themselves. Why do you think you get charged $8 bucks for a small soda and have to sit through 30 minutes of TV commercials before they even get to the trailers? Because theaters make squat from ticket sales from the big studios, and this consolidation will make it even worse.\nAnd lets not even start on the death knell this is for creativity. No way a company 300 billion in debt is going to make anything that won't make the big bucks.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5at2","user":"hitmobilegamehsr","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:48:46.000Z","text":"They won't","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6pz7","user":"QueasyAdeptness11","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:55:10.000Z","text":"Maybe us commoners should do a rendition of \"Imagine\" by John Lennon to show our solidarity with them.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8cdt","user":"lord_pizzabird","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:02:21.000Z","text":"I hear you, but that's about to be a significant chunk of jobs out there. If not most of them.\nThese people are always replaceable. Below them is an endless sea of actors that are just as good, but haven't had their big break yet.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofydbm6","user":"ganjaccount","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:23:54.000Z","text":"If the deal goes through, you don't think Kevin Sorbo, Rob Schneider, and Tim Allen aren't going to be the new Paramount stars?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofygi5l","user":"DatasGadgets","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:38:11.000Z","text":"Oh, there’s no way these celebs have that much conviction to their morals.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpq4f","user":"unidentifiable1122algebraic94unidentifiable1122algebraic94IndieCurtistheapplesesHi_Im_zackalgebraic94Upbeat_Tension_8077karmagod13000phoenix1984delahuntphoenix1984pb49erunidentifiable1122","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:34:25.000Z","text":"Bring back indie let’s new wave this shit","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxt5tm","user":"algebraic94unidentifiable1122algebraic94IndieCurtistheapplesesHi_Im_zackalgebraic94","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:51:50.000Z","text":"Been on a huge French new wave kick lately and I would certainly welcome a new shift in the art form","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxu2qn","user":"unidentifiable1122algebraic94IndieCurtistheappleses","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:56:17.000Z","text":"I subscribe to criterion - it’s so worth it - I do miss when there were good mainstream movies tho. Was watching fifth element last night.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxuipa","user":"algebraic94","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:58:26.000Z","text":"Fantastic streaming service. I've watched some wonderful stuff in their recently. What's up Doc, 400 blows, Cleo from 5 to 7, and Tampopo. All absolute bangers ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5qco","user":"IndieCurtistheappleses","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:50:43.000Z","text":"HBO has a Turner Classic Movie collection, I’ve been watching old movies all week. Seven Samurai, Singin’ In The Rain. I even found a Czech experimental feminist film from 1966 called Daisies, that was a wild watch.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyf9iy","user":"theappleses","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:32:37.000Z","text":"Daisies is an odd one, I wouldn't say I loved it, but it's memorable for sure.\nSeven Samurai and Singin' in the Rain are straight classics, two of my favourite movies ever.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4nr6","user":"Hi_Im_zackalgebraic94","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:45:50.000Z","text":"French New Wave is so refreshing and doesn't get old. They made fun of the stupid \"woman pulls up the sheets to hide her breasts from the dude she just had hot steamy sex with\". And Hollywood still does that","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfjlg","user":"algebraic94","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:33:53.000Z","text":"I was really blown away by Cleo from 5 to 7. I don't think I've seen anything like it and it's no wonder Linklater made a Godard biopic because he owes the new wave and Agnes Varda a lot.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvl67","user":"Upbeat_Tension_8077","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:03:34.000Z","text":"I wouldn't mind if A24/Neon/Bleecker Street/Vertical/Magnolia, maybe even Lionsgate and AMC (on the TV side opposite Paramount's channels, & although the last two are seen as mini-majors) get even more of a boost if more notable actors decide to stop working for Paramount.\nBut other than that, it would be nice to see a large group of filmmakers/actors band together to form their own studio similar to the formation of United Artists","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxt13f","user":"karmagod13000phoenix1984delahuntphoenix1984pb49erunidentifiable1122","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:51:11.000Z","text":"in this economy?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxty2j","user":"phoenix1984delahuntphoenix1984pb49er","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:55:39.000Z","text":"Historically, rough economies are when many (most?) new companies get started. Laid off employees start their own thing, market shakeups make established companies vulnerable, monopolies are slow to adapt…","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3yie","user":"delahuntphoenix1984pb49er","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:42:38.000Z","text":"This is also helped right now by just how good consumer grad camera and post production software can be too.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9q8h","user":"phoenix1984pb49er","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:07:47.000Z","text":"Yeah, even an iPhone Pro isn’t a terrible choice for camera. Good enough for indie films and tv.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyf6ed","user":"pb49er","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:32:13.000Z","text":"Sean Baker made an entire movie on a worse camera.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtw9q","user":"unidentifiable1122","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:55:24.000Z","text":"We r a resourceful people!!! We need to tell meaningful stories not 100 marvel movies about how billionaires want us dead. Fuck em ! We could get rl surreal w it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnomj","user":"The_Iceman2288Tandy2000cravenj1MeruskKillersavageTandy2000Killersavagehamsolo19NATHAN4U007SaltynolePantonermandatory_french_guyOptimusSublimePoku115the_ballmer_peakDottsteriskLegitimate_Firstbonustreatspb49erEcstaticBoysenberry","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:23:55.000Z","text":"They should pledge never to work with Paramount-Warner as well.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvl3k","user":"Tandy2000cravenj1MeruskKillersavageTandy2000Killersavagehamsolo19","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:03:33.000Z","text":"They likely will if the merger comes to pass.\nA lot of people are like \"but they'll do it for the money!!\" which is ignoring the fact that there won't be any money. Since Skydance (Ellisons) bought Paramount they've been running it into the ground, it's worth 20% less than when they bought it and they overpaid for it in the first place. Baby boy Ellison's dad is also hitting a funding crunch with AI growth slowing down significantly so there's less money to borrow to fund his failures.\nIf Skydance-Paramount buys Warner, they're just gonna run that into the ground, too. Some creatives will depart based on ideological differences for sure, they can go elsewhere and get paid plenty. Some will stay for the money, but what money? Is Skydance-Paramount-Warner going to pay them more while it's swirling the toilet? Right now Skydance-Paramount has basically no operating income. They're burning the whole thing down whether intentionally or not.\nIt'd be one thing if this mega-company was set to be hugely successful, then people would surely come to them for the money especially if they could outbid others. But they can't and they won't. They went up and up and up and outbid Netflix for Warner, which was an abysmally stupid idea and they'll pay the price for it, not just fans of Warner's works. They bid 35% more than Netflix was willing to ($28 billion more) just to make Netflix go \"are you fucking stupid? Have at it.\" Like, good luck... you're massively overpaying for something that is failing to add it to your already-failing company and you think that will result in success?\nI could pay $450,000 to acquire the lemonade stand my neighbor's kid is running but that doesn't make it successful or worth the money.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1khf","user":"cravenj1","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:31:37.000Z","text":"I could pay $450,000 to acquire the lemonade stand my neighbor's kid is running but that doesn't make it successful or worth the money.\nHey now, my dad would be willing to pay $607,500 for that stand.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4f2o","user":"Merusk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:44:44.000Z","text":"and you think that will result in success?\nLet's look at how you're defining success. If success is purely money making, yeah it's a failure.\nIf success is about capturing media to be able to shift political narratives using a powerful propaganda tool, they're having some success there.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1u4f","user":"KillersavageTandy2000Killersavagehamsolo19","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:32:51.000Z","text":"Would you say instead of trying to buy Warner they should be using those funds to invest in what they already have? Because to me that would be the wiser choice. Build things up and get things turned around. Rather than crash the sinking ship into another sinking ship and hope they’ll both float that way.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2gqe","user":"Tandy2000Killersavagehamsolo19","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:35:45.000Z","text":"Probably. I think the real aim here is not to make money but to control the media landscape in the US. That feels like tin-foil-hat shit to me but the thing is if you look at it from any financial perspective these acquisitions have been terrible ideas. I guess you could argue Skydance bought Paramount because they wanted a streaming presence but Paramount's streaming presence is bad anyway. They perhaps just wanted an established name they could grow. But instead of growing it they're tanking it and there is less new production happening under Paramount because they don't have the money to pay for it.\nThis is even worse than buying a sinking ship like Paramount. This is going to buy a sinking ship, someone else offers a bit more than you, and then you offer 35% more just to scare them away at which point they go \"lol ok\". It's moronic.\nThe other possibility, which is even wilder, is that perhaps they thought Netflix would come back, outbid them again, and waste a bunch of money which would weaken the streamer since they'd be billions and billions in the hole. Except... Netflix didn't, and made it pretty clear they wouldn't, so I don't think that is the case.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5i5x","user":"Killersavage","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:49:42.000Z","text":"Media takeover is definitely a big part. Just seemed like in the past profits would go ahead of ideology. Nowadays they seem ideology is getting put ahead of profits. Which say what you want about corporate greed but the old way was less scary.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyei0j","user":"hamsolo19","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:29:12.000Z","text":"I'm mildly interested in what a creative team like the Duffer brothers thinks about all this. They create a smash hit with Stranger Things on Netflix, the final season is a bit of a dud but Paramount signs them for four years, which, given how quickly they work means they might only turn out one project for them. Just wonder if they see what's happening now and think like, \"welp, shit, maybe we should've kept our wagon hitched to Netflix after all.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxptpe","user":"NATHAN4U007SaltynolePantoner","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:34:55.000Z","text":"That requires having dignity and i doubt many in the industry have that. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrri6","user":"Saltynole","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:44:53.000Z","text":"But look at all the zeroes on the contract my agent got me!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvgya","user":"Pantoner","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:03:00.000Z","text":"Instead of never working with them again, Joaquin will eat a vegan burger and sulk in the corner as an act of protest","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxukie","user":"mandatory_french_guyOptimusSublimePoku115the_ballmer_peakDottsteriskLegitimate_Firstbonustreatspb49er","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:58:40.000Z","text":"Will you pledge to never watch anything from Paramount-Warner?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9xmp","user":"OptimusSublime","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:08:43.000Z","text":"I'll watch them, but the waves get choppy where I watch it from.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxve4b","user":"Poku115the_ballmer_peakDottsterisk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:02:37.000Z","text":"Geniunely what of value would I lose? Dc? Mission impossible?\nLike there may be some original or small IPs worth watching (OBAA is WB right?) But... theres also other movies, and series, and YouTube, and videogames, and books, and activities.\nTheres a shit ton of other things to do/watch over anything from those two companies","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0897","user":"the_ballmer_peak","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:25:22.000Z","text":"HBO, Comedy Central, and a shitload of movie studios","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzhz8","user":"Dottsterisk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:21:59.000Z","text":"Isn’t Dune a WB property?\nWB also owns HBO and DC, so all of those properties.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwrkd","user":"Legitimate_First","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:09:12.000Z","text":"Sure, as the enshittification of streaming services intensifies I'm increasingly watching from the seven seas anyway.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfms8","user":"bonustreats","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:34:17.000Z","text":"I specifically didn't go see The Running Man in the theater because of this. As much as I love going to the movies, if Skydance or (eventually) Paramount is attached, I'm happy to skip seeing those films.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfu56","user":"pb49er","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:35:12.000Z","text":"Yeah. I only pay for things from Disney on accident. Paramount, well, i haven't paid for anything in years. No more MGM for me either. Warner can join that list.\nA24 and Neon give me more than enough quality movies from the US and Canal brings a lot of great European flicks over. Neon grabs a lot of great imports as well.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxdig","user":"EcstaticBoysenberry","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:12:04.000Z","text":"But money?!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxx896","user":"GarlicRaguDyingSunSeverianGarlicRaguDyingSunSeverian","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:11:23.000Z","text":"This post screams astro turfed to hell. People in this sub have been anti-merger from the jump but now that its celebrities saying it, they're making the issue about their willingness to accept a paycheck? That's not the issue. Those are the distraction points that these fucking billionaires want you to focus on instead of another faulty merger that has the potential to cripple an industry. But sure let's keep chanting the talking point for billionaires. Jumping on hypocrisies that haven't happened yet will make all of us feel better than having to confront major studios being turned into propaganda factories.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3xy3","user":"DyingSunSeverianGarlicRaguDyingSunSeverian","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:42:33.000Z","text":"It’s embarrassing how they’re eating the boot here. \n“But actors like money!” \nWow, riveting. \nForgetting that several of these people also openly supported Palestine and are already outright threatened if not blacklisted by Paramount themselves.  \nIt’s like a bunch of Ricky Gervaises in here. Nasty stuff. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7n31","user":"GarlicRaguDyingSunSeverian","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:59:16.000Z","text":"I understand reddit has a reputation (that's been earned at times) but multiple comments using the exact Gervais quote is one of the reasons why I think these comments were astroturfed. It's the exact kind of first year of college attitude that derails any meaningful conversation. It's not some brilliant gotcha to point out capitalism breeds hypocrisy. It's easy for people to claim moral high ground when all they have to do is pretend to cancel the streaming services they don't pay for. You're asking people not to work again to match your level of commitment.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfcmu","user":"DyingSunSeverian","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:33:00.000Z","text":"Meanwhile they’ll all be lining up for Dune 3 too. \nThe Gervais thing has always been especially funny to me, and especially dumb. The guy with like 25 Emmy nominations, who’s hosted the Golden Globes five times, more than anyone else in history, is some fire-breathing true-telling outsider going after… Hollywood celebrities for speaking up on social topics? The guy whose stand-up the past several years consists largely of railing about “woke” politics and still mocking transgender people? Uh, hello? The celebrity who uses his platform consistently to spew hatred about various social and political topics?\nEvery time I see someone venerating Ricky Gervais and mindlessly quoting him because they think that lesser ape speaks truth to power just makes me think so little of that person. No insight in sight.   ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxorhf","user":"ttpharmdJAWinksKillBill_OReillyBorn_Camera7675herbelarioiwasthereDottsteriskMassive_Director_941I_heart_heartsDottsteriskBonzBonzOnlyBonzTandy2000ScruffsMcGuffTandy2000MassiveRepublic9565WeWantLADDER49sequelGeekAestheteFroegerer","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:29:27.000Z","text":"Wonder if they will be so strong when it comes down to turning down a paycheck? Hope so but there’s always a price.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpc78","user":"JAWinksKillBill_OReillyBorn_Camera7675herbelarioiwasthereDottsterisk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:32:24.000Z","text":"“Oh well we need funds to continue our activism, but we’ll be very unhappy the whole time! We love supporting lesser known actors, until it’s our jobs they’re taking!”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxx1ez","user":"KillBill_OReillyBorn_Camera7675","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:10:29.000Z","text":"Literally. These are the same people that hop on private jets to a climate conference that's a 5min walk away...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8fco","user":"Born_Camera7675","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:02:39.000Z","text":"I dunno, man. I think your math might be wrong here. You can walk 1320 feet (0.25 miles) in 5 minutes. The shortest takeoff requirement for private jet is 2000 feet. They'd have to tuck an roll before the jet got off the ground or do a lap in the air to re-land to get closer. /s","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2e6p","user":"herbelarioiwasthereDottsterisk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:35:26.000Z","text":"Man, nothing typified this more than Matthew Broderick doing an ad for an AI company after Hollywood went on strike to protect their own jobs from AI. Once that was secured he had no problem taking a paycheck from an AI company that could endanger other people’s jobs but not his. Wanker.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4mpn","user":"Dottsterisk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:45:42.000Z","text":"That was an AI company making tools for mundane office stuff like searching spreadsheets and whatnot.\nIsn’t that the kind of stuff we want AI to be doing?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpkjw","user":"Massive_Director_941I_heart_heartsDottsteriskBonzBonzOnlyBonzTandy2000ScruffsMcGuffTandy2000MassiveRepublic9565WeWantLADDER49sequel","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:33:37.000Z","text":"Of course not lol. These people are performative af… if the merger goes through, give it a few years and they’ll be working for them if the money is good. Unfortunate truth","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxq5yf","user":"I_heart_heartsDottsteriskBonzBonzOnlyBonz","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:36:41.000Z","text":"A few years? Dang you believe in them far more than I do. I give it a few months maybe","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxs1ne","user":"DottsteriskBonzBonzOnlyBonz","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:46:20.000Z","text":"Is there a reason we think none of these people will follow through?\nIs it an actor thing or a general lack of faith in people to boycott?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxty8x","user":"BonzBonzOnlyBonz","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:55:41.000Z","text":"Because they typically dont. Hollywood is incredibly performative.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwofm","user":"Tandy2000ScruffsMcGuffTandy2000","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:08:47.000Z","text":"if the merger goes through, give it a few years and they’ll be working for them if the money is good. Unfortunate truth\nI actually think some of them will stop working with Skydance-Paramount-Warner for ideological reasons. But on top of that, the money WON'T be good. Baby Ellison is already running Skydance-Paramount into the ground, now they are way overpaying for Warner, which isn't doing great either hence the willingness to sell, and pretending that will result in some kind of success.\nIt's like watching the failure spirals in Succession, if all the kids from Succession were one kid, and that kid had a bowling ball dropped on his head.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1afs","user":"ScruffsMcGuffTandy2000","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:30:20.000Z","text":"My big question is \"What money?\"\nIt's not like Paramount is swimming in success stories right now, they're already in a nosedive, and overspent to acquire another nosedive.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy31zz","user":"Tandy2000","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:38:30.000Z","text":"Exactly. Like, what, do these people think there are going to be some humongous deals being made after they buy Warner? No. Paramount has had production end on a bunch of products because they can't keep funding them, since the company is in an even worse financial position than before Skydance bought them. They have basically no operating income. There may also be people departing from the company for ideological reasons -- that is very, very clearly the case on the news side which is suffering but I'm not sure about the entertainment side.\nIt seems like the main driver here has been getting control of US news coverage. But I fail to see how that is helping even their idiotic aims, and it comes at a humongous cost.\nNow they're going after Warner and frankly this is gonna alienate big names. Even if someone like Denis Villeneuve (who signed this letter) doesn't care about the ideological differences between him and Warner (and frankly I doubt that), he still wants to get paid and more importantly get the budgets he wants for his films. If Warner can't provide that they are useless to him, he will walk and go wherever else he feels like because every studio would be happy to have him, and right now he's making some of Warner's biggest, most successful movies in Dune. Previously that probably would have been Nolan, but in the last few years he's walked away from them to Universal anyway. The only other huge thing I think WB has going is potentially the DCU - but that is potential, not real success... Superman made an okay amount of money and was well-received but the question is will people keep turning out for future DCU movies (I doubt it honestly) and more importantly will they keep doing that even if the ownership changes hands and some creatives get spooked.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxv6ax","user":"MassiveRepublic9565","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:01:35.000Z","text":"I can see the rigor mortis smiles on the press tours now:\n“Nobody other than Paramount Warner could make a movie on this scale!”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7tuf","user":"WeWantLADDER49sequel","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:00:07.000Z","text":"People are in these comments already inventing imaginary scenarios to get pissed off about lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtjsz","user":"GeekAesthete","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:53:43.000Z","text":"About as strong as reddit will be when it comes to boycotting Supergirl or Dune 3.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofygfdn","user":"Froegerer","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:37:50.000Z","text":"How about we focus on the merger and not come future hypothetical that may or may not happen. Cool cool cool.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtfog","user":"tinytooraph","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:53:10.000Z","text":"All the upvoted comments saying the same shit like the actors are the bad guys in this situation. They know they will have fewer options when the studios merge and probably have to deal with the outcome wherever it lies at the end of the day if they want to work in the industry. The studios hold most of the power over the industry, not the actors.\nThis isn’t moral hypocrisy and has nothing to do with fucking Ricky Gervais of all people.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsi2f","user":"0rganicMach1ne","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:48:34.000Z","text":"Corporate consolidation = enshitification.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxeej","user":"ZahidInNorCal","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:12:12.000Z","text":"I'm glad they're taking a stand. And I'm shaking my head at the posts in this thread suggesting that if the merger goes through, these folks should decline work from the newly merged company. Individual action like that (as opposed to a strike) would have no effect other than to keep them unemployed.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxuq29","user":"Lokaji","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:59:25.000Z","text":"I still lament the fact that we do not have a functioning government. They could put a stop to it, but they won't.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqvg4","user":"Soulwarfare42","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:40:20.000Z","text":"Doesn't matter\nAs Ricky Gervais once said\n\"If ISIS started a streaming service, you would call your agent, wouldn't you?\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxu5hk","user":"EricThirteen","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:56:39.000Z","text":"Nothing good can come from the merger.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxuu19","user":"Adelaidean","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:59:57.000Z","text":"I wonder if enough industry personalities could get together to buy out a controlling shareholding? I work in exhibition, but I’d be keen.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrclr","user":"Moukatelmo","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:42:46.000Z","text":"Im afraid this will have absolutely no effect on the merger","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxq90o","user":"TheReaderDude_97DottsteriskThen-Egg5750Dottsterisk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:37:07.000Z","text":"As Ricky Gervais once told an awards show crowd, “If ISIS started a streaming service, most of you would call your agent.”\nThey would sign letters for now but they will not turn down the movie offers from Paramount-Warner if the merger goes through.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsw6i","user":"DottsteriskThen-Egg5750Dottsterisk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:50:31.000Z","text":"It would probably come across as too petty but I would love to see a Golden Globes where the host and presenters keep roasting Gervais.\nHe’s not a difficult target; he’s just one that nobody bothers to take shots at. I wonder how he’d handle it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxurwa","user":"Then-Egg5750Dottsterisk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:59:39.000Z","text":"What would be the point?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyx8j","user":"Dottsterisk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:19:18.000Z","text":"It would be funny.\nPlus, Gervais has steadily gotten an increasingly inflated opinion of himself and his comedy, while still taking shots at everyone else, which makes him the perfect target for a little roasting.\nAnd the Golden Globes would be the perfect place. Bring it full circle.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9zjv","user":"Charrbard","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:08:58.000Z","text":"Yall in here calling them phony, saying they wont turn down a paycheck and all that.\nHow do yall know? Just big old fat assumptions. Hollywood was built on grudges, blacklisting people, and not wanting to work with certain studios and whatnot. There's people doing it still. Doesn't mean all of these will or wont, but acting like its out of the question is just smug hivemind shit.\nJoaquin Phoenix could probably just keep doing his weird arthouse movies and Ben Stiller can go to any network and have a good chance of doing whatever he wants. There's a lot of people on the list that never need to work again if they choose.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsrh4","user":"faux_italian","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:49:52.000Z","text":"I don’t fully understand how such a gigantic buyout can’t lead to executives starting just another Paramount? Another CNN? Another HBO?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0b5c","user":"_jump_yossarian","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:25:44.000Z","text":"I know not all actors are capable of doing this but A listers should refuse to work for the studio.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1kw4","user":"AugieDoggieDank","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:31:41.000Z","text":"MAKE INDEPENDENT FILMS","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy55is","user":"plainorbit","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:48:06.000Z","text":"Ya dude anyone working with paramount is scum. Won’t watch any movies from them.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8spv","user":"protipnumerouno","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:03:57.000Z","text":"Maga paid Netflix to secure another outlet to control the narratives, not for the money or the art. Artists complaining about it, while the right thing, isn't changing that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzo54","user":"Wonderful_Hatrack","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:22:46.000Z","text":"If this merger goes through, I'll probably get laid off. If this merger doesn't go through, I'll still probably get laid off and David Ellison will feel bad.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxu6pk","user":"askalotlol","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:56:49.000Z","text":"Future Paramount-Warner Exec: \"here's a list of blacklisted actors, do not hire them for any reason\".","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxswyj","user":"karmagod13000","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:50:37.000Z","text":"they should sing a song about. maybe something by John Lennon","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxr32s","user":"LSTNYERAdirondackLunatic","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:41:25.000Z","text":"Let's see where their morals are when they get offered a role.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxukg8","user":"AdirondackLunatic","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:58:40.000Z","text":"They don’t have morals. They’re happy to take work abroad, leaving all the below the line unions that backed them in their strike in the US holding the bag. I have friends losing their homes because production work just hasn’t been anywhere near where it was before the strikes.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqah1","user":"allIsOneOfCourse","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:37:19.000Z","text":"there needs to be more focus on the danger of the conservative media propaganda machine that will be created if this merger goes through.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxs91x","user":"greenpill98Tandy2000","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:47:21.000Z","text":"lol. As if Netflix would be any better. WB is getting sold. That's the tragedy. It really doesn't matter to whom. And these people don't really care. Not enough to turn down movie contracts from Paramount.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy4bn","user":"Tandy2000","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:15:34.000Z","text":"It actually does matter. There won't be as many movie contracts from Skydance-Paramount-Warner. Paramount was in financial trouble and Skydance acquired them with a bunch of outside funding despite being significantly smaller. Turns out that was a fucking terrible idea and they've been running Paramount even harder into the ground since then. Their ideological changes to their news business has resulted in falling ratings, their worst ever. Their movies are not doing as well. Paramount+ is still struggling to make money and losing subscribers. They've lost almost all of their operating income.\nNow on top of that, they want to buy Warner for an insane outbid that is 35% more than Netflix was willing to offer. They have a ton of debt and falling revenues, which is the same problem Paramount had. If there's some plan to make money here, nobody can tell what it is.\nSo who would you rather go work for, Netflix, who aligns more with you ideologically perhaps and actually has big money to spend, or Skydance-Paramount-Warner, which is run by fascist teat-sucklers and is saddled with huge amounts of debt and blew all their money on acquisitions they couldn't afford?\nSome of the names here are really important too. For example Denis Villeneuve is one of the biggest, most successful directors Warner Bros is working with right now and he is a signatory on this letter. You think he's gonna stick around if they go this route? Absolutely not, he'll go to the next studio over who will be willing to hand him a blank check. Not everybody is in that position but the big dogs are. Ben Stiller is a huge producer and is making one of the biggest shows out there right now (Severance). Adam McKay is also a huge producer and a signatory on this. Yorgos Lanthimos, who is a huge award driver. David Fincher. These people are happy to work with Warner right now, because why wouldn't they - but as soon as that ownership changes hands, I imagine a lot of them will be gone as soon as they're contractually able to.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxshn5","user":"shavenyakfl","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:48:31.000Z","text":"They're going to need to break out their checkbooks for Donnie. That's the only way things happen in this new world.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy9ai","user":"The_Frostweaver","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:16:12.000Z","text":"I think blocking mergers is generally correct.\nThese mega corps all donated to Trump when it was inconvient to stand up to him.\nAnd they all raised prices and cut jobs post merger.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxs6lt","user":"iBaires","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:47:00.000Z","text":"Don Draper: Why I'm Quitting Tobacco","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxppyu","user":"Chub-bop","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:34:24.000Z","text":"We’ll see what they do when Warner offers them movie deals and they need to eat","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtaah","user":"Jcrl","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:52:27.000Z","text":"And we’ll know the hypocrisy when they sign on to do a film with the Studios","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy6bu","user":"stackfan","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:15:49.000Z","text":"So they don’t want paramount or Netflix to own Warner??","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzfb5","user":"OnECenTX","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:21:38.000Z","text":"literally just post an open letter stating that you will not work on any wb/paramount project.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0okm","user":"fdbryant3","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:27:31.000Z","text":"Not that I disagree, but good luck with that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy39gn","user":"arstin","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:39:27.000Z","text":"No number of hollywood names are going to get Trump to say no to his billionaire buddy's kid buying CNN so that it can tongue his orange butthole 24-7.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy43ke","user":"humboldt77","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:43:16.000Z","text":"Couldn’t all the actors in the guilds/unions/whatever agree not to work for Paramount-Warner?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4eib","user":"xubax","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:44:40.000Z","text":"Just put up s bunch of ads saying trump couldn't block the merger if he wanted to.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8tj4","user":"letsseeitmore","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:04:02.000Z","text":"Make sure you vote if you own stock.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9716","user":"thejustducky1","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:05:29.000Z","text":"...and the merger happens anyways because afterward they'll own half the damn planet, so who cares about 1000 measley actors when you've got a bajillion more ready to be cast into the next blockbuster role before it ever affects quarterly Bonus checks.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofya4h2","user":"shewy92","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:09:34.000Z","text":"The full list is at the bottom of this article: https://blockthemerger.com/openletter","links":[{"url":"https://blockthemerger.com/openletter","text":"https://blockthemerger.com/openletter"}]},{"id":"t1_ofyaphi","user":"useridhereNTBTSTU","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:12:11.000Z","text":"I'm not sure the movie part of the merger is Ellison's (and other's) focus. CNN is a huge get for them.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofye3li","user":"NTBTSTU","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:27:23.000Z","text":"Then they could have bought the TV business after it was spun off.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyatkp","user":"GoldenGorder","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:12:41.000Z","text":"To all the people saying this letter is pointless, would you rather they have just stayed silent? If they did, you would have criticized them for not saying anything.\nAt least they’re using their platform to speak out and hopefully inspire others to do so. It’s so weird how everyone gets up in arms about creatives speaking up in opposition when this is genuinely a good thing.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyb95c","user":"free2bk8","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:14:36.000Z","text":"And to whom do they send this letter?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybcni","user":"Wallie_Collie","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:15:02.000Z","text":"Next week: Paramount-Warner announces Dodgeball 2 making ben Stiller highest paid actor in Hollywood.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybqwl","user":"Square-Savings-2891","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:16:48.000Z","text":"Better than netflix owning everything.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyccw5","user":"Specialist_Seal","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:19:32.000Z","text":"That's nice. Meaningless, but nice.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyd543","user":"ganjaccount","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:23:05.000Z","text":"Unless they are going to pool their money to give Trump a bigger bribe than he's getting now, a letter than he can't read isn't going to do a goddamned thing.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyegn9","user":"Landlubber77","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:29:02.000Z","text":"I don't understand anything about this merger and at this point I'm to afraid to ask.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyf2fc","user":"SidewalkSupervisor","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:31:44.000Z","text":"Antitrust enforcement in the United States seems to be dead. We let companies merge until there is little competition and the ones left can raise prices without innovating or developing any new products.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyff71","user":"PaladinPrime","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:33:19.000Z","text":"Well according to reddit, everyone is about to be replaced by AI, so this doesn't matter, right?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfj24","user":"QueasyCaterpillar541","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:33:49.000Z","text":"They're not turning down shit if they're offered.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfqww","user":"Sufficient_Bass2600","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:34:48.000Z","text":"This is the perfect example of shouting in the air, achieving nothing but feel satisfied that you contributed to the fight against the man.\nIf every single one of those people were willing to put $100,000 of their own money in a new company to finance more Indie movies that would be a more effective move.\nIn order to avoid the misappropriation of fund and the desire to take over. Set the company structure so:\nCompany setup as a CoOp or mutual. So people can only get their initial outlay or less but that is not an investment vehicle.\nCompany act as the equivalent of kickstarter for movies. Movies would then be financed by public appeal or private investors making them independent of the big 5 majors studios soon 4: Universal, Warner Bros, Paramount Pictures, Walt Disney, Sony Pictures.\n15% of every financed project profit sharing to be reversed to the company.\nEach projects would then directly financed by the public. Give the investors first dip at the financing of those project. In order to avoid abuse and delusion set firm guideline. Such as * Projects must be a mix of artsy but with a commercial edge: no vanity project that has no chance of recouping their money. * Smallish projects: Budget must be less than $30 millions. * Limits to producers credit, etc. * Limits to payment to actors to avoid big Star financing their own project.\n* Limits to sub contracting. You can't have Russian doll style interconnected companies with each taking a cut.\n* ...\nWithin a free years that studio would grow because there is a gap for smallish project (<30 millions) with commercial direction that have the potential of making up to 4 times their budget: horror, action, drama.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyg7sr","user":"braumbles","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:36:54.000Z","text":"Merging two major studios simply means fewer projects, fewer jobs, fewer opportunities.","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1sjyntd","type":"link","sub":"IThinkYouShouldLeave","username":"facefullofgracefull","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"i.redd.it","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/IThinkYouShouldLeave/comments/1sjyntd/this_is_a_real_post_the_president_of_the_fucking/","score":14,"comments_count":1980,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:55:55.000Z","url":"https://i.redd.it/x0fdnd8ehvug1.jpeg","thumbnail":"https://preview.redd.it/x0fdnd8ehvug1.jpeg?width=140&height=140&crop=1:1,smart&auto=webp&s=68d4249b6f34df5356b33d63586ff1ac1f72b91e","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"(THIS IS A REAL POST THE PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING UNITED STATES POSTED)What the fuck is this world? What have they done to us? What did they do to us?! And who’s in the sky? SKELETREX?????","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofvf3g3","user":"echmothPunsGermsAndSteelDeleterious_SockKhazzickEponine05BeaKaemcdjedelweiss_pirates_noPurple_Anything_7504CourtOk2980clintgreasewooodMathfanforpresidentthepianoman456Fun_Fee_5380VegetableRemote3268Zestyclose_Pickle511","score":2906,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:12:34.000Z","text":"Is he removing the healthcare from that man?","links":[{"url":"https://i.redd.it/sisj8sfknvug1.gif","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/QNSa0VmpnTNNQlLvvA","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/ttuziabdaxug1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2ae2d815b2f5b7f1585d84414f2498555e7a8d9","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvhs1m","user":"PunsGermsAndSteelDeleterious_Sock","score":698,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:30:33.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://i.redd.it/sisj8sfknvug1.gif","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofw74p5","user":"Deleterious_Sock","score":90,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:48:14.000Z","text":"Crap dang it this sucks!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvijel","user":"Khazzick","score":180,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:35:48.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/QNSa0VmpnTNNQlLvvA","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvfy3t","user":"Eponine05BeaKaemcdj","score":278,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:18:09.000Z","text":"And transferring it directly into military!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqium","user":"BeaKae","score":123,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:33:07.000Z","text":"“Military” is an odd way to spell “lining his pockets”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqpuq","user":"mcdj","score":64,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:34:32.000Z","text":"He doesn’t GAF about the military.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgwvx","user":"edelweiss_pirates_noPurple_Anything_7504CourtOk2980clintgreasewoood","score":78,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:24:42.000Z","text":"Iran has free healthcare.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/ttuziabdaxug1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2ae2d815b2f5b7f1585d84414f2498555e7a8d9","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvqi9i","user":"Purple_Anything_7504CourtOk2980clintgreasewoood","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:33:00.000Z","text":"why doesn't Israel have boots on the ground? trump put our men and women on the ground..POS..he does not care about loss of life.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/ttuziabdaxug1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2ae2d815b2f5b7f1585d84414f2498555e7a8d9","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwj2mg","user":"CourtOk2980clintgreasewoood","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:36:15.000Z","text":"Israel will have boots on the ground courtesy of the orange douche. bibi is running our country.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/ttuziabdaxug1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2ae2d815b2f5b7f1585d84414f2498555e7a8d9","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwlot0","user":"clintgreasewoood","score":87,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:00:32.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/ttuziabdaxug1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2ae2d815b2f5b7f1585d84414f2498555e7a8d9","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvizz9","user":"Mathfanforpresident","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:38:59.000Z","text":"Hahahahahhahahaha.\nProcessing img uc08xqq2pvug1...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfrtr","user":"thepianoman456","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:17:00.000Z","text":"😂😂😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvl93t","user":"Fun_Fee_5380","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:54:41.000Z","text":"I laughed out loud on the train at this one. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvpj03","user":"VegetableRemote3268","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:25:36.000Z","text":"Ok that was pretty funny","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvpsq0","user":"Zestyclose_Pickle511","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:27:38.000Z","text":"You are the funniest fucker on my internet today 😂 thanks for that ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofve5ha","user":"summerlea1KindBarnacle4154Eli-Throws-ShadeAint_Nobody-got-timewe8sandLeftyFendersGreat-Market-126CustomMerkins4usocialgamblersiencatiminiRickySuezodoublethink_1984WombatBum85Special_Brief4465m0lochender8383BUFFoonBrandonCableKCstinky-bungusLittlekidLoverMScottNo_Income6576Fluid-Value-8414ParsnipNorthcrestedelweiss_pirates_noXepyxPBDoubleBComprehensivePin5577","score":1908,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:06:28.000Z","text":"Any Christian out there should be extremely contemptuous. This is literal blasphemy.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/bUPaGfkXmEE1F17MiA","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvjnem","user":"KindBarnacle4154Eli-Throws-ShadeAint_Nobody-got-timewe8sandLeftyFendersGreat-Market-126CustomMerkins4usocialgamblersiencatiminiRickySuezodoublethink_1984WombatBum85","score":564,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:43:30.000Z","text":"They should all be dropping him the moment they see this, but they won’t. People just like to say they’re Christian without truly espousing the beliefs of the religion.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvswdz","user":"Eli-Throws-ShadeAint_Nobody-got-timewe8sandLeftyFendersGreat-Market-126","score":310,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:51:17.000Z","text":"If America's \"Christian\" demographic gave a shit about the teachings of Christ, they never would have supported Trump","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw1pza","user":"Aint_Nobody-got-time","score":69,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:01:58.000Z","text":"This is the truest statement.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbq3x","user":"we8sandLeftyFendersGreat-Market-126","score":61,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:28:38.000Z","text":"And what’s so hypocritical about this is the fact that they all would be screaming blasphemy if this was literally anyone else..","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwu21a","user":"LeftyFendersGreat-Market-126","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:14:22.000Z","text":"Imagine if this was Obama? Sean Hannity’s head would explode on live tv.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx2vfm","user":"Great-Market-126","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:20:37.000Z","text":"Now that I’d pay to see.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtdpn","user":"CustomMerkins4usocialgamblersiencatimini","score":77,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:54:56.000Z","text":"The guy was recorded describing how he commits sexual abuse, \"Grab them by the pu&&y\". This should have eliminated him for any Christian.... but even Christian women will vote for him.\nI'm beginning to think Christians really don't believe in Christianity.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvyk38","user":"socialgamblersiencatimini","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:35:47.000Z","text":"The thing I find so sad is that more evangelicals turned out to vote for Trump than dubya, and Bush was/is by all accounts a devout evangelical. Trump can’t name a single Bible verse and was rawdogging pornstars while he was married. Bush absolutely sucked and isn’t a Christian by my beliefs but at least he was in name, if not deeds. Trump can’t even give lip service, he’s about as Christian as a rock but it doesn’t matter for legions of so-called believers out there.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw1bl8","user":"siencatimini","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:58:37.000Z","text":"Unbelievable. That's not true! He knows there was at least one sequel to The Corinthians, or maybe it was a prequel. But... there's definitely more than one. It's the same actor, but he can't remember if it's supposed to be the same Corinthian.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmvur","user":"RickySuezo","score":59,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:06:17.000Z","text":"If Christianity can be anything these days, then I’m the type of Christian where the door does open both ways.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvpspd","user":"doublethink_1984WombatBum85","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:27:38.000Z","text":"I haven't called myself a Christian in years. There is too much explaining to do.\nI am a diciple of Jesus Christ.\nIn America also please call Christianity by its proper term.\nChristian™️","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw3yhd","user":"WombatBum85","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:21:02.000Z","text":"Y'all Qaeda Talibangelical","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvkr4s","user":"Special_Brief4465m0loch","score":117,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:51:11.000Z","text":"And it’s another sign that Trump is the Antichrist. He declared himself God:\n“He opposes and exalts himself above every so-called god or object of worship, so that he sits in God’s temple, proclaiming that he himself is God.” 2 Thessalonians 2:4","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxpc0","user":"m0loch","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:28:49.000Z","text":"No. It's a sign that Christians support the rape of children.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvn7th","user":"ender8383","score":48,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:08:38.000Z","text":"It's worse than blasphemy. He's literally putting himself up as a false idol.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvilqg","user":"BUFFoonBrandon","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:36:14.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/bUPaGfkXmEE1F17MiA","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvnio7","user":"CableKCstinky-bungusLittlekidLoverMScott","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:10:47.000Z","text":"Let's be honest, Murican Evangelicals aren't actual Christians much less Catholics. They just use the blanket of faux Christianity to defend and justify their non-christian actions.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqdbu","user":"stinky-bungusLittlekidLoverMScott","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:31:59.000Z","text":"They think of Jesus as a white guy with a rifle... 🤦","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqr8f","user":"LittlekidLoverMScott","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:34:49.000Z","text":"Who asks for money every Sunday in a monster truck arena","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvo2xm","user":"No_Income6576","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:14:52.000Z","text":"\"heretic\" is being unironically used in my household much more than I expected at this stage of life.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfkx0","user":"Fluid-Value-8414ParsnipNorthcrest","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:15:45.000Z","text":"It’s not what it used to be","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgb7o","user":"ParsnipNorthcrest","score":63,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:20:37.000Z","text":"That's not the problem. It's that he used to be a fucking piece of shit. Now he's just the antichrist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvguyk","user":"edelweiss_pirates_noXepyx","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:24:20.000Z","text":"> contemptuous\nAs an American, I had to look this up.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvn554","user":"Xepyx","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:08:06.000Z","text":"That tracks.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrujv","user":"PBDoubleB","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:43:14.000Z","text":"I should poke the bear and send this to the family group chat...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvpq51","user":"ComprehensivePin5577","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:27:05.000Z","text":"Hey man, they made it clear they don't care as long as LGBTQ, women, and black/brown/immigrants are hurt.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvdqsx","user":"AndyDufrennedoofpooferthethirdKanedaSyndromesplashist","score":445,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:03:50.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/gJH0l1ItLtaFdHNt3S","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofw4trz","user":"doofpooferthethirdKanedaSyndromesplashist","score":79,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:28:28.000Z","text":"I'm not even Christian and I think this looks super Antichrist-y\nright down to those bizarre figures floating around in the sky","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8yac","user":"KanedaSyndromesplashist","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:03:54.000Z","text":"Yeh I'm beginning to kinda believe the antichrist thing","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx59ld","user":"splashist","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:36:55.000Z","text":"I didn't expect the Antichrist to be such vulgar MEDIOCRE scum, i expected some rockstar villain stuff.\nbut he did accomplish one thing: before him, if you raged about how shitty the Dems really were, you'd be shouted down. Now we clearly see just how complicit they have been all along. Even now Schumer is choosing Netanyahu over the USA.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvef00","user":"Important_PiccoloHornet-PutridThat_Apathetic_ManAdwaggles","score":362,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:08:11.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/r9ThdoiyHfBcVtB0FW","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/netiPcSYWAQnu","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvyfeg","user":"Hornet-PutridThat_Apathetic_Man","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:34:42.000Z","text":"This shit is actually testing my sobriety, it’s good to acknowledge it but holy fuck, we will get through this.  Jfc","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/netiPcSYWAQnu","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofx59rq","user":"That_Apathetic_Man","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:36:57.000Z","text":"\"I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.\"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/netiPcSYWAQnu","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvlo49","user":"Adwaggles","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:57:39.000Z","text":"Weugheugheugh","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvdsc8","user":"DidYouSeeBriansHatedelweiss_pirates_noThunder_VoltChameloesHistorical_Hunt2492woolgirlLexandVioletsMesozoica89mysonlikesorangeNookieLuvsUcraignumPIfacw00sock_express34Positive_Builder6737Lemonsweets_","score":1063,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:04:07.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://i.redd.it/h6z9vckuivug1.gif","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/iux9jnv3mvug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25ec245ecacf9f36eb554f59d1020507de8538b8","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/m2befwjh0wug1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=534ad10017ee6b503cac8007820f3d4e077ba255","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/pV0lVLeA0JXjBiO5Cp","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/cdlr2QaQ4o4lEtiXkW","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/yuu9g1iXmxBm66dM0g","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/ap6wcjRyi8HoA","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/9sk172ejkvug1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae8289dc66429588e8e663bccacc519fcf3c8d02","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/cwWZawBRSjcCQ","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvgkjd","user":"edelweiss_pirates_noThunder_VoltChameloesHistorical_Hunt2492woolgirlLexandViolets","score":561,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:22:22.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/iux9jnv3mvug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25ec245ecacf9f36eb554f59d1020507de8538b8","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/m2befwjh0wug1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=534ad10017ee6b503cac8007820f3d4e077ba255","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/pV0lVLeA0JXjBiO5Cp","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/cdlr2QaQ4o4lEtiXkW","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvrt8m","user":"Thunder_VoltChameloes","score":141,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:42:57.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/m2befwjh0wug1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=534ad10017ee6b503cac8007820f3d4e077ba255","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/pV0lVLeA0JXjBiO5Cp","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwcyfw","user":"Chameloes","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:40:01.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/pV0lVLeA0JXjBiO5Cp","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvkh8b","user":"Historical_Hunt2492woolgirlLexandViolets","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:49:16.000Z","text":"wouldve been a better president than donny, also less convictions","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/cdlr2QaQ4o4lEtiXkW","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvpl70","user":"woolgirl","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:26:03.000Z","text":"I’ve been convinced Pres. shits his pants started the modeling angle to traffic these kids. Epstein had the backers and the dollars for the island. 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Seems like the terrorist won...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvj98m","user":"sock_express34","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:40:46.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/cwWZawBRSjcCQ","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvjsdb","user":"Positive_Builder6737","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:44:27.000Z","text":"Tell him \"what's up doc\" for me.  ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhfvp","user":"Lemonsweets_","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:28:17.000Z","text":"I prefer 'bonkers'","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvetdg","user":"Tricky_Gap_7558edelweiss_pirates_nonormal_cartographerTheGarlicBreadSavantPurple_Anything_7504InsignificantOcelotJustASt0nesThrowaway","score":431,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:10:46.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/wqpr6if1kvug1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dac6bc42c11daf0322e9f99ab60e7ad56bf11813","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/3d6ef38omvug1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19ad4200d793f91e476a611eda3c7e522dabc2b3","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/l4Ho0At2UD2d7WyD6","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/72wvena1pvug1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11efd0ce849efce36e4bfa6f8022c710005fbc5f","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/hxtch8uwvxug1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c46c9b2bb9a64edb660d1fd516571e710287ee37","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvh1b2","user":"edelweiss_pirates_nonormal_cartographer","score":337,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:25:32.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/3d6ef38omvug1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19ad4200d793f91e476a611eda3c7e522dabc2b3","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/l4Ho0At2UD2d7WyD6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofviuep","user":"normal_cartographer","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:37:55.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/l4Ho0At2UD2d7WyD6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofviyrf","user":"TheGarlicBreadSavantPurple_Anything_7504InsignificantOcelot","score":142,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:38:45.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/72wvena1pvug1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11efd0ce849efce36e4bfa6f8022c710005fbc5f","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/hxtch8uwvxug1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c46c9b2bb9a64edb660d1fd516571e710287ee37","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvr2n6","user":"Purple_Anything_7504InsignificantOcelot","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:37:14.000Z","text":"that's legal..","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/hxtch8uwvxug1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c46c9b2bb9a64edb660d1fd516571e710287ee37","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofx02rq","user":"InsignificantOcelot","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:00:52.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/hxtch8uwvxug1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c46c9b2bb9a64edb660d1fd516571e710287ee37","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvg2mp","user":"JustASt0nesThrowaway","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:19:01.000Z","text":"Maybe it’s the Fernet, but this made me laugh out loud.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvg16y","user":"Fight-Milk-Steak","score":209,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:18:44.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/56zmtiuglvug1.jpeg?width=1763&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eee1f9292baa64cf46c611eac2f044095374404b","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvf4gr","user":"MarriedTexCouple","score":129,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:12:45.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/hs0gw1WbgcQw2SSYQj","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvfasw","user":"Working-Tax-2439AlasTheKing444HumanisticNihilistAlasTheKing444","score":306,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:13:54.000Z","text":"Can someone just release the pics and put an end to this delusional horseshit please","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqiyn","user":"AlasTheKing444HumanisticNihilistAlasTheKing444","score":118,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:33:08.000Z","text":"There’s an overwhelming amount of evidence Trump has raped children. There has been. We normalized it… Sadly, this is life until he fucking drops dead. Hopefully, HOPEFULLY we wake up and take back our rights. We need to scare them again. It’s going to take more than peaceful protests.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvu6vt","user":"HumanisticNihilistAlasTheKing444","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:01:03.000Z","text":"This. Yes I want the files released, but as someone who is living through this sick decline and fall of a superpower, I’m telling you that if you truly thing that just because in a day or a week or a month we get the files released, all the other pieces of shit that have been enabling all of this to happen are suddenly all going to have a moral epiphany at the SAME TIME and get rid of him and his henchmen out of pride in truth, justice, and the American way…you have clearly not been paying attention.\nLindsey Graham would be on a morning show within 24 hours slobbering about how “well what man doesn’t like a pretty little lady” or some sick bullshit and everyone knows it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvug1j","user":"AlasTheKing444","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:03:02.000Z","text":"“We should meet these people with empathy just like any other mental illness” I forgot who exactly said that, but something along those lines was said on TV (probably Fox) regarding pedo’s.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofved6y","user":"m_b_hawkinsdjm2907facefullofgracefull","score":93,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:07:51.000Z","text":"Fucking asshole, he posted that? He might lay hands on you, but he’s definitely not laying them on me.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/6tnapu8jpvug1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9850c9ee32f5374e3702bbcb6de426cbaea9f7c3","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/gkVehf4QZqV5RdfWMN","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvjdnb","user":"djm2907","score":110,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:41:36.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/6tnapu8jpvug1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9850c9ee32f5374e3702bbcb6de426cbaea9f7c3","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvekdd","user":"facefullofgracefull","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:09:09.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/gkVehf4QZqV5RdfWMN","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvej6z","user":"szatrobGiannisisnumber1str713gzromnichronosSewcraytesSpacemeat666Sewcraytes","score":78,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:08:56.000Z","text":"I thought Christians hated blasphemy like this?","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/CHlAAXuVgz6v90XN2b","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvgp6x","user":"Giannisisnumber1str713gzromnichronos","score":95,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:23:14.000Z","text":"They follow the antichrist now. They actually believe he’s god.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6fza","user":"str713gzromnichronos","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:42:16.000Z","text":"Legitimately. My ultra-christian family will be beyond mad at me for blaspehmy when I send just the photo. After I send it to them with the full post and they see he posted it, they will be Kerri Strug at the Olympic Gymnastics of Mentality to say why it's amazing.\nI'm going to send the photo, wait for the crashout and give it 3 hours. Then I'll send the screenshot of their godking posting it and spend the next 3 days screenshotting their praise and rationale. Actual cult shit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx5wyf","user":"omnichronos","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:41:16.000Z","text":"Post it here, please.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvklg1","user":"SewcraytesSpacemeat666Sewcraytes","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:50:06.000Z","text":"according to the teaching of the church I grew up in, the End Times will be full of false prophets, and the Anti-Christ will be formed as a golden idol where ppl will bow down, kinda like that one at CPAC, and the “library”.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/CHlAAXuVgz6v90XN2b","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvncj4","user":"Spacemeat666Sewcraytes","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:09:34.000Z","text":"Yeah man, I grew up extremely religious (church 3x a week) and this shit is really bringing back book of revelations flashbacks for me.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/CHlAAXuVgz6v90XN2b","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvqn6o","user":"Sewcraytes","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:33:59.000Z","text":"Have you heard of “rapture trauma”? It’s kinda common in kids who grew up in prophetic evangelical churches. I can’t imagine the traumas of kids growing up now in churches where the women have to get surgeries to look alike and wear makeup that looks like a blow up sex doll and fathers trying to figure out masculinity in this toxic cauldron.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvf1rb","user":"SixersWin","score":69,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:12:16.000Z","text":"Unprofessional Bullshit","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofviwt0","user":"puke_AND_rally_Noslamah","score":68,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:38:22.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/334f36qyovug1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc65fc9139a1aa2dd8a858ce32603242285c3eb1","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofx49au","user":"Noslamah","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:30:07.000Z","text":"This is the part that kills me about this MAGA shit. They didn't fall for some charismatic person who promised solutions. They are conspiracy theorists who claim to question everything yet get conned by the most transparently lying piece of shit billionaire child rapist. It's genuinely baffling.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvdd9d","user":"KingMob98Khazzick","score":118,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:01:27.000Z","text":"Oh crap, a bunch more bad stuff just happened!","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/S3DG8LpzyNIc6DzTIC","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvj0s4","user":"Khazzick","score":50,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:39:09.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/S3DG8LpzyNIc6DzTIC","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvfwyf","user":"tots4scott","score":57,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:17:57.000Z","text":"Dump it. Dump the whole thing. The whole America idea was fucking stupid.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvdlmg","user":"Minus_nonethepianoman456","score":104,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:02:57.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/8MmNLiAfUEflu7hm5e","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvfq51","user":"thepianoman456","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:16:41.000Z","text":"I don’t want AI to be around anymore","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvesic","user":"Big-Bearagamo","score":44,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:10:36.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/ZhS31BKHUZynBuTVq2","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofveigb","user":"GayChicken80085RonnieDubbzedelweiss_pirates_no","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:08:49.000Z","text":"Is he healing epstein?","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/7r4NnMODA5xpjB4QC7","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvfiv5","user":"RonnieDubbzedelweiss_pirates_no","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:15:23.000Z","text":"Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you got til it's gone\nDonny thought he was getting rid of a thorn in his side when he had Epstein killed. But really he lost his only true friend.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/7r4NnMODA5xpjB4QC7","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvh6x9","user":"edelweiss_pirates_no","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:26:35.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/7r4NnMODA5xpjB4QC7","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvenr7","user":"OkInformation9097TerminalMorraine","score":66,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:09:45.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/8Z5vx9PTB625oaolrf","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvj2dl","user":"TerminalMorraine","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:39:27.000Z","text":"Friggin bonies","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfkx5","user":"QuentinLCrook","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:15:45.000Z","text":"I’m so tired of this fucking moron.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofve4ci","user":"Glum_Gate_9444facefullofgracefullBigfartz69420caldv33pashalka31Coven_gardensGiovannis_PikachuOverallDoor2718","score":78,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:06:16.000Z","text":"Is he healing John Stewart?","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/meqmcn7fovug1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13c5c1ce975256aaac6bcdbd1ba59969ac4238e","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofve7iz","user":"facefullofgracefullBigfartz69420caldv33pashalka31Coven_gardensGiovannis_PikachuOverallDoor2718","score":139,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:06:50.000Z","text":"I’m seeing Epstein 😬","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/meqmcn7fovug1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13c5c1ce975256aaac6bcdbd1ba59969ac4238e","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvf6za","user":"Bigfartz69420caldv33pashalka31Coven_gardensGiovannis_Pikachu","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:13:12.000Z","text":"i'm seeing hunter biden","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/meqmcn7fovug1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13c5c1ce975256aaac6bcdbd1ba59969ac4238e","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvfr2b","user":"caldv33","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:16:52.000Z","text":"I see Roger Waters, even though I know that would make no sense. But none of it makes any sense.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhxww","user":"pashalka31Coven_gardensGiovannis_Pikachu","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:31:41.000Z","text":"Look behind him to the left. Its Qassem Soleimani that Trump assassinated.\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/meqmcn7fovug1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13c5c1ce975256aaac6bcdbd1ba59969ac4238e","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvn1jz","user":"Coven_gardensGiovannis_Pikachu","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:07:24.000Z","text":"Did you see the AI slop text on Qassem Soleimani’s hat? looks like it says pedophile\nJizz.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvolc5","user":"Giovannis_Pikachu","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:18:38.000Z","text":"I think it would be pretty difficult to get a trump oriented prompt that didn't have the word pedophile or a word that looks like it tucked in there somewhere.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvnper","user":"OverallDoor2718","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:12:08.000Z","text":"Seriously, WHO is it? We know Stephen Miller is behind Trump's posts, but who is that supposed to be? It does look like Epstein 🤡","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfvp7","user":"Huge_Strain_8714","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:17:43.000Z","text":"tRump is possibly the anti-christ? That's the best I can interpret this","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvg983","user":"danno49","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:20:14.000Z","text":"The Rest of Us: Hey MAGA! Have you been following along with the rest of us?\nMAGA: Go away! Baitin'!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvl94z","user":"LatinaMermaid","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:54:42.000Z","text":"<image>\nNo seriously…","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/66nemu2urvug1.jpeg?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd18974209bfff86e774e6cab121c95b2af59b79","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvm972","user":"RatedArrrrTrimshot","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:01:47.000Z","text":"What is this Reggie\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/vfhe0i55tvug1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e043dc211480d4980168dba6f9f1c807bcedb385","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvuh1s","user":"Trimshot","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:03:15.000Z","text":"The Divine Angel of Liberty","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvn1yf","user":"CaptDrofdarb","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:07:29.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/YzbWEXs1ELVD7a9IWb","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvfk7u","user":"pelipperr","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:15:37.000Z","text":"Trump speaking to the apostles:\nJk obvs he knows he’s not popular at all.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/BD4AZFtyIWyUrlylSr","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvdhyl","user":"CoverSuspicious5250","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:02:17.000Z","text":"These bitches crazy","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfplf","user":"ThonThaddeo","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:16:36.000Z","text":"Oh. Tucker Carlson was serious about that Messiah complex thing.\nWell, that's probably bad.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjnfu","user":"icaruscoil","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:43:31.000Z","text":"Does this guys hat say PEDO US?\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/75dlbxvvpvug1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a93857ff7f584cd878817efe2f728df7ea0b9ac5","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvqj88","user":"BloodFartz69","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:33:11.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/nsjkk9zqyvug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27e77f791c9562318e9ed3ada608e3e034ca8fac","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvfxwh","user":"chinacatunderdrkstar","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:18:07.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/iDIJezAxNyRsZTx678","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvegyi","user":"Right_Check1435","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:08:32.000Z","text":"Is that epstein","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvh83r","user":"Ornery-Meeting-2209kdms418","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:26:48.000Z","text":"r/conservative real quiet on this one.","links":[{"url":"/r/conservative","text":"r/conservative"},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/WNJy3SrZQuHOU2nQbn","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvs7iz","user":"kdms418","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:46:02.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/WNJy3SrZQuHOU2nQbn","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvhl4j","user":"AlohaJames","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:29:15.000Z","text":"Talk about Trump Derangement Syndrome.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvf4ng","user":"Stormy31568","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:12:47.000Z","text":"He’s a healer now? Tell that to the dead and injured in Iran, Ikraine and Lebanon","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhwll","user":"zonecoldsober","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:31:25.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/pvkqou2qnvug1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41b7f5f0fdd605e65c5b0eef10cac52a9f72020f","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvh5eg","user":"totally-jag","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:26:18.000Z","text":"This kind of shit should disqualify him from office. Why don't christians see this as blasphemy?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjoxt","user":"svt4cam46","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:43:48.000Z","text":"That's why the Republicans are gutting healthcare, St. Mango is going to heal everybody with his magic tiny hands.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjrp1","user":"fuyukiisstillburning","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:44:19.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/rayoqxl0qvug1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a7841b1340c735dd8f6a892c2c030b847a64a57","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvgdyu","user":"Indii-4383","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:21:08.000Z","text":"This picture is fake. The men don't have tears running down their faces.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfkem","user":"howanonymousisthismacayos","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:15:39.000Z","text":"I don't get it\nIt looks way more like Jon Stewart than Epstein to me.\n...\nWhy won't it just fucking die already?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvixsw","user":"macayos","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:38:34.000Z","text":"Don’t blaspheme Jon Stewart!!!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhrz8","user":"obese-cat-crawling","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:30:32.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/xFnM1NeZZtvvUlVV5E","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvikoi","user":"yesmoreeggtalk67","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:36:02.000Z","text":"Trump rapes children","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvkpt4","user":"pizza2deathrefusemouthscoobysnackoutback","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:50:56.000Z","text":"<image>\nClaims to be a christian. How many of these has he broke.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/lpbft51crvug1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f63f51a28da58e90a5d8beb10d62ef3bc875f2c4","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvl4td","user":"refusemouth","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:53:51.000Z","text":"By my count, he's broken every single one of them.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvlc4i","user":"scoobysnackoutback","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:55:18.000Z","text":"Now, do the Seven Deadly Sins.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvpl4p","user":"FahQBerrymuch","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:26:02.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/abs18y1hxvug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bcf349dda0ddb7765de59cf1bb9e2b39c2d472e","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofve4sm","user":"RandomSlimeL","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:06:21.000Z","text":"Is he laying hands on Zack Snyder?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgg37","user":"Clear_Definition_683","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:21:32.000Z","text":"One more bullet point in the long list of bullet points identifying Trump as the antichrist","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhshe","user":"Bellona_NJ","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:30:38.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/5kwlw7uknvug1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a77689fb098f640629748c809bacd7b68106fb7","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvi9e2","user":"Buck_Dancer16","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:33:53.000Z","text":"There isn’t a death painful or embarrassing enough for this sack of shit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvil4c","user":"TheMightySet69","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:36:07.000Z","text":"I asked my mom who is a devout catholic, who sees a lot of innocuous things as being highly disrespectful to her faith, and she takes those things very personally. I asked her what she thought of Trump fighting with the pope, and his implied threat to use military force against the Vatican. Her response: 🤷‍♀️","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofviw18","user":"Low_Two2782foilhat44","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:38:14.000Z","text":"At first glance, I thought the figure in the sky was Sauron. 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvl4gf","user":"foilhat44","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:53:47.000Z","text":"Then you realized it was Predator?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvkys6","user":"Radiant-Pain-2160","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:52:40.000Z","text":"It’s probably time to wrap this whole “America” experiment up.\nYeah, I think it’s time.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvlhb6","user":"Prudent_Shake_8149","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:56:19.000Z","text":"I thought Melania had already resurrected Epstein. 🤔\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/0a0m2my5svug1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf7cf2d1f99526871b99b2c3f0af49383578ec8","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvr7nl","user":"l0dime","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:38:17.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/tc919irnzvug1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb2f05400013745e8d267394b850ffaddf210b5e","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvfl7i","user":"TokesNHootsfacefullofgracefull","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:15:49.000Z","text":"Who’s the man on high with the pointy mask supposed to be lmao","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/eexcqkomZuLNwDC8Yw","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvixvu","user":"facefullofgracefull","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:38:35.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/eexcqkomZuLNwDC8Yw","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvhx15","user":"StevieBlunder44","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:31:30.000Z","text":"That's real, that lives with us on Earth!!!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvie3c","user":"CincoQuallity","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:34:46.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/3P1LMXoC0iWOYDhjCU","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofviruf","user":"Oliver_Holzfilled","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:37:25.000Z","text":"Also, he made damn sure everyone was white.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvlwct","user":"guerraychuchillo","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:59:16.000Z","text":"who's in the sky?\n<image>\nIt's Baphomet","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/p9m11mdnsvug1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab0a158a55a461488e7ef4992f2eed1f4953e548","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvqeyv","user":"Exciting_Turn_9559","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:32:20.000Z","text":"He wants to make sure all of his voters join him in hell so he won't be lonely when he gets there.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvsdgh","user":"doghairpile","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:47:17.000Z","text":"Fixed\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/vt5608h91wug1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e5f31870fa3c6623dd7fc29f54c8b775ced113","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwr1g0","user":"Sorry_End3401","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:49:10.000Z","text":"<image>\nWhy is there a person in the sky wearing a deep sea helmet, from eons ago, with what appears to be a turtle attached to his crotch?","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/whqa9nqvixug1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bf2b4c69c4cb303c988d4545e90a43a4c4bb819","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvdo1u","user":"EnglishFan643","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:03:21.000Z","text":"Sheer blasphemy!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvf74p","user":"krummen53","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:13:14.000Z","text":"delusional.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhl5c","user":"AnySignificance4361","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:29:15.000Z","text":"This is just sick. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvi9u3","user":"NewbieNooo","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:33:58.000Z","text":"Pedo conman’s middle name J for Jayzuz","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvibqu","user":"OldTempleHermit","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:34:19.000Z","text":"Is this for real...right after he went on a tirade against the pope?\nAmerica....what the fuck are we doing?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvntkp","user":"PickledEuphemisms","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:12:59.000Z","text":"Right... so uhm, this is fucking insane and I need a nap, a beer, and someone to beat me over the head with a frying pan until this orange fuck dies.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvu556","user":"Allahboutdabenjamins","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:00:39.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/bt5vpsen3wug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2770a71dcd4ea07a8f7c3d2c5b4512bb61fd2994","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvfi77","user":"Top_Doughnut2558facefullofgracefull","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:15:15.000Z","text":"When did he post this?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvg8bn","user":"facefullofgracefull","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:20:04.000Z","text":"Maybe an hour ago","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvitc2","user":"jillyjobby","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:37:43.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/6IuooevRblNtENcngq","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvjkk3","user":"Bendyb3n","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:42:57.000Z","text":"I hate thiis POS more than I have ever hated someone before and likely ever will.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvkb7v","user":"Sirius-Face","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:48:06.000Z","text":"Military coup pls and thank you.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmsax","user":"SatansSideProject","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:05:34.000Z","text":"What the hell is that??\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/rrteo4jttvug1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74fc33a427fa31171672a4370440480524e6fddb","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvfsnj","user":"Stormy31568","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:17:10.000Z","text":"Is that nonsense on his very own Truth Social where he can get support & agreement?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvh837","user":"Caramel_Chicken_65","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:26:48.000Z","text":"Legends say that Trump's \"baby gravy\" has miraculous healing properties.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhgz0","user":"Far_Eye6555","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:28:29.000Z","text":"Is he touching Jeffery Epstein head lol?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvi8av","user":"Actual-Passenger-775","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:33:40.000Z","text":"Why is Kristen Stewart there?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvi9ge","user":"Moominsean","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:33:53.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/ZhS31BKHUZynBuTVq2","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvihdc","user":"InformationOk8316","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:35:24.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/n7qlhzofovug1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0960316bee83c1e9034daf9cf5d1b5f153c4c774","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvjarx","user":"Ill_Situation369","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:41:04.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/5bgUx474gEPLRfVOMd","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvjgt8","user":"GayChicken80085","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:42:14.000Z","text":"Fucking streetsets ai. I thought itd look real!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvl1ff","user":"boatenvy","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:53:11.000Z","text":"Yeah but there was that time and Obama wore a tan coloured suit","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmy8i","user":"SyntheticSlime","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:06:45.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/utuyt6x0uvug1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad1290b215360dea697fda151cb31bbcc1d98ffc","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvn13s","user":"Medicalibudz","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:07:19.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/9269kwh4uvug1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c01f002d1c428cff645c40065f22ce7e9f82dfe2","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvnfq6","user":"_Miss_Eclipse","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:10:13.000Z","text":"<image>\nWhy is there a hand palming Jeffrey Epstein's dick?","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/wxrplcfnuvug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ffbbbb2f75849ee34654429c4388e6a7d0d424c","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvowsd","user":"Individual-Dot-9605","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:21:00.000Z","text":"Trump wearing a dress outrages supporters","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvoy6v","user":"Democrat_maui","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:21:16.000Z","text":"What USA thinks it's #1 in (and its actual rankings): Life Expectancy: 46th FreePress: 42nd Healthcare: 30th Education: 26th Happiness: 23rd Freedom: 17th What the USA is #1 in: Military Spending Number of Billionaires Incarceration Bankruptcy filings Medical debt Gun deaths Funding israel","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvp1uo","user":"Clubsandiches","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:22:02.000Z","text":"Share this with the next person that talks shit about how this country doesn't have a king or whatever they say when there's a protest ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvpzfc","user":"Zigy_Zaga","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:29:03.000Z","text":"Nah, that's gotta be Skrillex leading the pack of scary mobsters and nice whites.\nMy question is why is he healing Epstein though? That's wild!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqd7i","user":"miguelag08","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:31:58.000Z","text":"It’s get stupider and creepier every fucking day…..","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqeh8","user":"mcdj","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:32:14.000Z","text":"Unless he actually made you believe he’s Jesus, he hasn’t done anything to “us”.\nStop trying to see America as “us”.\nIf anything, he has shone a bright light on the fact that there is no “us”.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqovh","user":"Acuallyizadern93","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:34:20.000Z","text":"He’s not a president. Nothing about him is presidential. He’s an idiot who knew nothing and still knows nothing about what a president does and why they do it. He was basically appointed to be a figurehead for the conservative movement and an “in” for foreign actors. He’s the useful idiot for a dying ideology and a conduit for anyone with enough money to spread their agenda or line their pockets.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvlav","user":"SparkleLifeLola","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:11:55.000Z","text":"This is BLASPHEMY. Any real Christian would immediately denounce him for this.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvx30f","user":"soltadomusic","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:23:45.000Z","text":"Is that epstein?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw38bn","user":"Mr_nudge89","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:14:53.000Z","text":"Literally the biblical interpretation of a false idol. Im an atheist but im starting to hope heaven and hell exist just so this piece ot shit can burn","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwqbtf","user":"Corporasshole","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:42:59.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/7slgaz00ixug1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d037752874cdc38389437b1cb8e76c8d2f7b2fc","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwqdng","user":"Leroyp331","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:43:26.000Z","text":"Is he saving Jeffrey Epstein? It looks like him?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwqoqu","user":"ObnoxiousAlbatross","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:46:08.000Z","text":"Donald Trump raped little girls.","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1sjlmgg","type":"link","sub":"nextfuckinglevel","username":"MysteriousSlice007","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"v.redd.it","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/1sjlmgg/shoutout_to_jerryrigeverything_who_built_a/","score":74,"comments_count":1800,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:00:36.000Z","url":"https://v.redd.it/n8s6yjfptsug1","thumbnail":"https://external-preview.redd.it/N2dpN2M3bXZ0c3VnMVukxdJztaCMQCz5KD4nU4Rx3KosPsGr1gDpr2lhM5cU.png?width=140&height=78&format=jpg&auto=webp&s=3f21a516eb16ca57467fd17144eeacb961a3fbc4","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"Shoutout to JerryrigEverything who built a wheelchair factory and is delivering wheelchairs to people in half the time and 50-80% less than the cost of other wheelchairs with Insurance.","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofslb0y","user":"Escobar_xMs_CCHGhstfceGood-MuddyBrodellskyegaszenviormental_UNITVoidOmaticFILTHBOT4000theguidetoldmetodoitPumpkinKnyteTheZoneHererosExplorador42HerbaciousTeaLfsnz67Swamp_Dwarf-021Beaglescout15Ms_CCHsfxer001Ms_CCHnotsoulvalentineKitchen_Interview792TelefundoLargewhitebuttGoodWaltz7354Croceyes2GoodWaltz7354Croceyes2tabgrab23Element75_cjsv7657Flashbang-MeringuePrincebyChappellejayhawk618Uxt7arcusfordgogogadgetgunarcusfordBriefAvailable9799TimeBandits4kUHDBriefAvailable9799mr_potatofaceNathLWXarctic_radarYazzArtistjayhawk618coolhead2012CanadianButtholeAromatic_Advance_431bytegalaxiesConspicuousUsernameModo_AutoratorxXDamonLordXxNoping_noper-maybemikebutnomicc010rb1indusaDinoRomanJessintheendMethod__Manembee1337Remarkable_Cod5537SchnidlerEggyChickenEgg88Catch_22_LanceThunderSGCLaraSage_Whorejiml78Paisablestreet593hefixesthecableBaeIzCommercial-Prompt-84ContrapositemountaindewisamazingSunderbans_Xeggyrulzsnoosh00Popular-Jury7272Air320KadgrinPickleFridgeChildrenGreySoulxRoflkopt3rAdavanter_MKICyrano_KnowsPenguinoTurtalusFuckyDuck123ninjohnnothingstart3chcha614","score":9358,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:05:17.000Z","text":"People lose sight of how this guy operates when he posts his own opinions. Disagree all you want, but the guy does so much for other people its constantly commendable\nEdit: site•sight; I can’t proofread properly","links":[{"url":"https://www.youtube.com/@JerryRigEverything/search?query=africa","text":"https://www.youtube.com/@JerryRigEverything/search?query=africa"},{"url":"https://youtu.be/bj9D_7oGGxk","text":"https://youtu.be/bj9D_7oGGxk"},{"url":"https://i.imgur.com/Dkix3mE.jpeg","text":"cause harm"}]},{"id":"t1_ofsmvrx","user":"Ms_CCHGhstfceGood-MuddyBrodellskyegaszenviormental_UNITVoidOmaticFILTHBOT4000theguidetoldmetodoitPumpkinKnyteTheZoneHererosExplorador42HerbaciousTeaLfsnz67Swamp_Dwarf-021Beaglescout15Ms_CCHsfxer001Ms_CCHnotsoulvalentineKitchen_Interview792TelefundoLargewhitebuttGoodWaltz7354Croceyes2GoodWaltz7354Croceyes2tabgrab23Element75_cjsv7657Flashbang-MeringuePrincebyChappellejayhawk618Uxt7arcusfordgogogadgetgunarcusfordBriefAvailable9799TimeBandits4kUHDBriefAvailable9799mr_potatofaceNathLWXarctic_radarYazzArtistjayhawk618coolhead2012CanadianButtholeAromatic_Advance_431bytegalaxiesConspicuousUsernameModo_AutoratorxXDamonLordXxNoping_noper-maybemikebutnomicc010rb1indusaDinoRomanJessintheend","score":2618,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:12:35.000Z","text":"Why? Because he clashed with Musk?","links":[{"url":"https://www.youtube.com/@JerryRigEverything/search?query=africa","text":"https://www.youtube.com/@JerryRigEverything/search?query=africa"},{"url":"https://youtu.be/bj9D_7oGGxk","text":"https://youtu.be/bj9D_7oGGxk"}]},{"id":"t1_ofsosbd","user":"GhstfceGood-MuddyBrodellskyegaszenviormental_UNITVoidOmaticFILTHBOT4000theguidetoldmetodoitPumpkinKnyteTheZoneHererosExplorador42HerbaciousTeaLfsnz67Swamp_Dwarf-021Beaglescout15Ms_CCH","score":5261,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:21:28.000Z","text":"Even more reason to like him, tbh.","links":[{"url":"https://www.youtube.com/@JerryRigEverything/search?query=africa","text":"https://www.youtube.com/@JerryRigEverything/search?query=africa"}]},{"id":"t1_ofsqm95","user":"Good-MuddyBrodellskyegaszenviormental_UNITVoidOmaticFILTHBOT4000theguidetoldmetodoitPumpkinKnyteTheZoneHererosExplorador42HerbaciousTeaLfsnz67","score":1723,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:30:02.000Z","text":"Guy backs it up with real impact, not just takes on Twitter drama.","links":[{"url":"https://www.youtube.com/@JerryRigEverything/search?query=africa","text":"https://www.youtube.com/@JerryRigEverything/search?query=africa"}]},{"id":"t1_ofsxu1f","user":"Brodellskyegaszenviormental_UNITVoidOmaticFILTHBOT4000theguidetoldmetodoitPumpkinKnyteTheZoneHererosExplorador42HerbaciousTea","score":674,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:03:51.000Z","text":"Like Louis Rossman, Benn Jordan. Fucking cool-ass dudes.","links":[{"url":"https://www.youtube.com/@JerryRigEverything/search?query=africa","text":"https://www.youtube.com/@JerryRigEverything/search?query=africa"}]},{"id":"t1_ofszglm","user":"egaszenviormental_UNITVoidOmaticFILTHBOT4000theguidetoldmetodoitPumpkinKnyteTheZoneHererosExplorador42","score":282,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:11:33.000Z","text":"I think it's a bit different. I mean, all great guys fighting good fights, but I think Zack (Jerry) does more directly to the community, but I think his help doesn't reach worldwide, while a guy like Louis fights the right for something, while it doesn't affect his community directly, it has a (indirect albeit) worldwide impact.\nBut what do I know? I'm just a random guy on the internet.","links":[{"url":"https://www.youtube.com/@JerryRigEverything/search?query=africa","text":"https://www.youtube.com/@JerryRigEverything/search?query=africa"}]},{"id":"t1_oft22ws","user":"enviormental_UNITVoidOmatic","score":346,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:24:06.000Z","text":"I think the point was that they're both cool ass dudes, making important change in the world they'd like to see. No need to compare them or consider how direct their impacts are, a great impact is a great impact. We need both kinds of people, they focus on totally different things. No need to minimize one over the other, they're both good","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft63yy","user":"VoidOmatic","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:43:22.000Z","text":"Compassion is the meaning of life. When you are on your death bed the only thing you will miss is the chance to do something more for your fellow humans. You won't care about your video games, your car, your job or your house. You will want just one more second to give of yourself freely to people who need it. Every moment of life is suffering, even when it is great.\nAt least that's what the universe showed me during my NDE 6 years ago.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3hh2","user":"FILTHBOT4000theguidetoldmetodoit","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:30:45.000Z","text":"Rossman's fights are huge for every community. Right to repair is essential for keeping farming out of the hands of conglomerates.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftsxv0","user":"theguidetoldmetodoit","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:36:34.000Z","text":"Yeah wtf Louis is the man, dude has carried apple third-party repair shops on his broad, manly shoulders for like a decade... For free? Who spawns a industry for free? He's mac daddy. Still sad he couldn't turn it into a streaming career","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofta61l","user":"PumpkinKnyte","score":51,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:02:46.000Z","text":"Louis literally just organized a bunch of folks to sign up and speak out at a town hall meeting against the flock AI cameras being installed all over Austin. Which successfully at least delayed the cameras. I dunno if the battle is still ongoing or not. Afterwards, Louis did an interview on his channel highlighting an Austin councilman who stood with their no flock camera initiative during the meetings. He absolutely does participate in local activism.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5ugd","user":"TheZoneHereros","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:42:05.000Z","text":"Rossman does help his community directly though, he has his shop where he repairs Apple and other devices. It's basically identical to this wheelchair situation in lowering cost dramatically by bypassing the artificially inflated 'proper' channels.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftaxvl","user":"Explorador42","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:06:28.000Z","text":"\"...I think his help doesn't reach worldwide...\". Here are some of Zach's Africa projects: https://www.youtube.com/@JerryRigEverything/search?query=africa","links":[{"url":"https://www.youtube.com/@JerryRigEverything/search?query=africa","text":"https://www.youtube.com/@JerryRigEverything/search?query=africa"}]},{"id":"t1_oftck27","user":"HerbaciousTea","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:14:20.000Z","text":"Benn Jordan is a fucking legend.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft0mkl","user":"Lfsnz67","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:17:09.000Z","text":"Builds libraries in Africa too","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsw8d9","user":"Swamp_Dwarf-021Beaglescout15","score":66,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:56:23.000Z","text":"Reason to buy him dinner.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsxsdj","user":"Beaglescout15","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:03:38.000Z","text":"And not just dinner at Chili's either.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsqyil","user":"Ms_CCH","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:31:37.000Z","text":"Exactly.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsvmnu","user":"sfxer001Ms_CCHnotsoulvalentineKitchen_Interview792Telefundo","score":938,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:53:33.000Z","text":"Elon Musk is a Nazi POS","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsx5uf","user":"Ms_CCHnotsoulvalentineKitchen_Interview792Telefundo","score":258,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:00:42.000Z","text":"Yes, he definitely is. You're not allowed to write that on X. They permanently banned me there because of it. 🤣 It's not a loss.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsync8","user":"notsoulvalentineKitchen_Interview792Telefundo","score":167,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:07:43.000Z","text":"don’t call it that 🤢 it will always be twitter no matter what that wannabe gatsby, low-rent rockefeller, elmer fudd looking-ass loser pays.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft1ad0","user":"Kitchen_Interview792","score":90,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:20:19.000Z","text":"Only deadnaming I will never hold myself back from","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft1eo4","user":"Telefundo","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:20:53.000Z","text":"that wannabe gatsby, low-rent rockefeller, elmer fudd looking-ass loser\nWell done.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofswdlc","user":"LargewhitebuttGoodWaltz7354Croceyes2GoodWaltz7354Croceyes2tabgrab23Element75_cjsv7657Flashbang-MeringuePrincebyChappellejayhawk618Uxt7arcusfordgogogadgetgunarcusfordBriefAvailable9799TimeBandits4kUHDBriefAvailable9799mr_potatofaceNathLWXarctic_radarYazzArtistjayhawk618coolhead2012CanadianButtholeAromatic_Advance_431bytegalaxiesConspicuousUsernameModo_AutoratorxXDamonLordXxNoping_noper-maybemikebutnomicc010rb1indusa","score":307,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:57:04.000Z","text":"No because of the whole mormon thing. Lots of large youtubers are secretly mormon and dont want the public acknowledging it","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/bj9D_7oGGxk","text":"https://youtu.be/bj9D_7oGGxk"}]},{"id":"t1_ofsx3an","user":"GoodWaltz7354Croceyes2GoodWaltz7354Croceyes2tabgrab23Element75_cjsv7657Flashbang-MeringuePrincebyChappellejayhawk618","score":198,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:00:23.000Z","text":"Honestly interesting how many big YouTubers are Mormon","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofszk5m","user":"Croceyes2GoodWaltz7354Croceyes2tabgrab23Element75_","score":140,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:12:01.000Z","text":"A lot of homeschooling and parent interaction to keep kids from going out and fucking around. Deep diving into medium length content creation over years will develop a channel.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft0cl2","user":"GoodWaltz7354Croceyes2tabgrab23","score":48,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:15:48.000Z","text":"Mmm, that does make sense, would foster an interest in content creation. While I think the religion is kinda culty the Mormon culture is very fascinating, I think there’s a similar pattern with many fiction writers being Mormon and that makes sense based on a lot of the stories in Mormon scripture","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft0xpu","user":"Croceyes2","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:18:38.000Z","text":"Yes, I think there is a lot of family tabletop driving the mormon fantasy writer wave","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftafmw","user":"tabgrab23","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:04:03.000Z","text":"with many fiction writers being Mormon\nBrandon Sanderson","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofth7av","user":"Element75_","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:36:50.000Z","text":"It’s also Mormon propaganda. Like idk to what degree, but the Mormon church definitely benefits from having this type of exposure. To what degree they actively promote it idk, but it seems obvious if I had the billions the Mormon church does I’d promote Mormon influencers - esp if it was more subtle than just “hi I’m a Mormon influencer” (like this guy is)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3cxt","user":"cjsv7657Flashbang-Meringue","score":60,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:30:09.000Z","text":"Matts Off Road Recovery and Outdoor Boys are the two big ones I watched. Mostly skip through MORR videos now though. But really any big youtuber in the Utah area is probably mormon. I think the diesel brothers are too but don't really have wholesome content so maybe not I also don't watch them.\nAs long as they don't push religion I don't care. I've stopped watching more than one channel when they started pushing religion.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft80xx","user":"Flashbang-Meringue","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:52:31.000Z","text":"always admired Outdoor Boys for how little Luke brings his faith up. I can really only think of one video that brings it up at all, and even then he doesn't mention what specific religion, just that some missionaries from his local church were visiting him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8l9r","user":"PrincebyChappelle","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:55:13.000Z","text":"Mormons are funny…Stephen Covey of 7 Habits of Effective People was a devout Mormon. I had to go to one of the three-day trainings for work once and one of two instructors was from Utah and it was kind of obvious the way that he talked about “his church” that he was Mormon also. Yet, no one once ever said anything about Mormonism.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftj1ht","user":"jayhawk618","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:45:54.000Z","text":"BYU offers a Mass Communications program that is basically a a degree in social media / YouTube.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsxhej","user":"Uxt7arcusfordgogogadgetgunarcusfordBriefAvailable9799TimeBandits4kUHDBriefAvailable9799mr_potatofaceNathLWXarctic_radarYazzArtistjayhawk618coolhead2012","score":96,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:02:12.000Z","text":"Why would anyone care that this guy is mormon though","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/bj9D_7oGGxk","text":"https://youtu.be/bj9D_7oGGxk"}]},{"id":"t1_ofsydz6","user":"arcusfordgogogadgetgunarcusfordBriefAvailable9799TimeBandits4kUHDBriefAvailable9799mr_potatofaceNathLWXarctic_radarYazzArtistjayhawk618","score":201,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:06:30.000Z","text":"They are kind of a cult. A more modest one but still.","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/bj9D_7oGGxk","text":"https://youtu.be/bj9D_7oGGxk"}]},{"id":"t1_oft1alg","user":"gogogadgetgunarcusfordBriefAvailable9799TimeBandits4kUHDBriefAvailable9799mr_potatofaceNathLWXarctic_radarYazzArtistjayhawk618","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:20:21.000Z","text":"So are Catholics and every other religion, but since mormons were late to the scene they get branded.","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/bj9D_7oGGxk","text":"https://youtu.be/bj9D_7oGGxk"}]},{"id":"t1_oft1q0n","user":"arcusford","score":202,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:22:24.000Z","text":"No, they are definitely more culty. Ive got firsthand experience here.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft24zx","user":"BriefAvailable9799TimeBandits4kUHDBriefAvailable9799mr_potatoface","score":115,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:24:22.000Z","text":"LOL WHAT? mormons are insane, even to this day.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6f5y","user":"TimeBandits4kUHDBriefAvailable9799mr_potatoface","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:44:53.000Z","text":"Yeah, but they’re also really nice.\nMy parents got some new neighbors last year who were just like a super wholesome and polite family. The kids were all smart and respectful. Turns out they’re Mormons.\nAnd every time I meet a Mormon they’re like that, like being nice and polite to everyone is part of their religion. It’s weird.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft886c","user":"BriefAvailable9799","score":62,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:53:29.000Z","text":"It's eerily weird. Anyone should check out /exmormon for the horror stories or the millions of documentaries and proof of how horrible they are and still are.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftco0b","user":"mr_potatoface","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:14:51.000Z","text":"And every time I meet a Mormon they’re like that, like being nice and polite to everyone is part of their religion. It’s weird.\nYes, of course they are. To you they are nice. To everyone outside the church they are nice, they are even accepting of LGBTQ and advocate for LGBTQ rights/protections, as long as it doesn't involve marriage. They are quite left leaning about many social issues.\nThey do have excommunication, where you family/friends will refuse to talk to you or shun you if you break the church's rules. They intentionally try to isolate you from all you've ever known so that you eventually break down and return to the church.\nThey have a rape/sexual abuse hotline you can call. It goes directly to the Mormon legal department so they can advise the elders and those doing the abuse to warn them that they are being targeted. They pretend to investigate the claims so people do not go to the police.\nThis ignores the mandatory \"missions\" when you turn 18 to intentionally trick follows in to thinking outsiders are hateful of Mormons, so they believe more heavily in the church and are afraid to leave.\nJust a few things, but they are always nice to outsiders. If you ever are talking to a Mormon, tell them you're surprised they are talking to you because you've been excommunicated from the church and see how they respond. They won't respond. They will just quickly leave and likely report their sin to the church and beg for forgiveness.\nThey also have a dedicated team for social media to promote positive views on Mormons, similar to how scientology approaches social media.\nEDIT: For clarification, after COVID, Mormons now refer to excommunication as \"withdrawal of membership\". Probably due to John Wick making excommunicado seem too cool.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2phg","user":"NathLWXarctic_radar","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:27:04.000Z","text":"Not hating on Jerry but the thing with Mormon, as far as I'm aware of, is it came from a guy who denied the current Bible and made his own. He claimed God told him in his dream that the bible was mistranslated or wrong, and to make his own.\nWhich doesn't make sense, because ig screw all the thousand years of history, and the thousands of the professional translators who understand theology and studied deeply the original language that the Bible is written in (Hebrew, probably Greek too).\nTo this day idk how come ppl hear that and think it doesn't sound wrong/absurd at all.\nI happened to watch this video days ago, may be a good reference\nhttps://youtu.be/bj9D_7oGGxk\nSome of the translations in Mormon bible sounds absurd, like a fanfic or exaggerated. E.g Songs of Solomon (Songs of Songs) chapter 4 verse 4","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/bj9D_7oGGxk","text":"https://youtu.be/bj9D_7oGGxk"}]},{"id":"t1_oft6p77","user":"arctic_radar","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:46:13.000Z","text":"Of course it doesn’t make sense. Made up nonsense built atop older made up nonsense.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6q75","user":"YazzArtist","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:46:21.000Z","text":"It's more the shunning of ex members, strict hierarchical culture with an emphasis on respecting authority, widespread cover-up of sexual abuse and child neglect, and support of patriarchal polygamy than the recency","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftjndk","user":"jayhawk618","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:49:02.000Z","text":"Ex Catholic atheist here.\nCatholicism doesn't require you to shun family members who leave the church. Catholicism doesn't have secret teachings that only inner circle members are allowed to learn. Catholicism doesn't require that every single member spend a year of their life recruiting new members.\nMormonism requires those things, which are considered traits of a cult.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft39q0","user":"coolhead2012","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:29:44.000Z","text":"Mormons believe a lot of things thay are harmful to groups that aren't Mormons. And, going by the Exmormon community, their own peope as well. Practicing members must tithe to retain their standing, so watching videos, or purchasing products supports the repressive church.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5jrl","user":"CanadianButtholeAromatic_Advance_431","score":87,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:40:39.000Z","text":"This dude has a massive following but has not once tried to force his religion on his audience or use it to excuse shitty behaviour. Beyond that, why should his religion matter?\nInstead, he uses his social reach for good. He talks the talk and walks the walk. As a non-religious person myself, I find that to be commendable as fuck. I hope he gets to continue to do great work like this.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofujuj2","user":"Aromatic_Advance_431","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:04:36.000Z","text":"Honestly, every single Mormon I knew growing up was a genuinely nice person.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsyzid","user":"bytegalaxiesConspicuousUsername","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:09:19.000Z","text":"that's a bit weird but it seems to be a thing he keeps to his personal life so idk why I'd care. if he was out trying to convert people to being mormon it'd be shitty but he isn't doing that","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft39qz","user":"ConspicuousUsername","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:29:44.000Z","text":"Every mormon with a current temple recommendation is paying a tithe to the church. The church does proselytizing. He might not be going on active missions, but he is funding them.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsx51z","user":"Modo_AutoratorxXDamonLordXxNoping_noper-maybemikebutnomicc010rb1indusa","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:00:36.000Z","text":"I’ve sort of picked up on this too. Why is that?? So strange.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofszbt0","user":"xXDamonLordXx","score":54,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:10:54.000Z","text":"Being raised mormon is like being a drama student from birth. Tie that in with social safety nets, wealthy parents, and ad friendly habits to get youtube advantage rolls","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft0gmy","user":"Noping_noper-maybe","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:16:21.000Z","text":"Ooh, I saw a fascinating YouTube video from an ex Mormon couple about why this is. I’ll have to see if I can find it but basically it’s a very very rich org who knows how to proselytize in the 21st century.\nThe church is one of the biggest funders of ads on YT. You don’t have to be overt to get paid. This is from my memory-I’ll go see if I can find it or whether I’m making stuff up with my early onset frontal temporal dementia like my president does.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft0is1","user":"mikebutnomic","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:16:38.000Z","text":"Because the Mormon religion pays ad revenue at a higher rate than other advertisers pay in their respective markets","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7npl","user":"c010rb1indusa","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:50:48.000Z","text":"Because the Mormons are quietly educated AF and the church is super wealthy and well financed and is mostly west-coast based. Hence high representation in highly lucrative fields like entertainment. Utah tops the charts for things like medium income, low crime rates etc. And I say all this as an lefty atheist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftg5g5","user":"DinoRoman","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:31:39.000Z","text":"He’s the only tech YouTuber I remotely know their political opinion of and I love it.\nRepublicans on twitter rage against his posts like they did football players taking a knee\n“You play football leave politics out of it!”\n“You destroy smartphones in 4K leave politics out of it!”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofteedh","user":"Jessintheend","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:23:13.000Z","text":"Because he has this weird mental disability called morality. It’s debilitating for many in today’s world","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsssmb","user":"Method__Manembee1337Remarkable_Cod5537SchnidlerEggyChickenEgg88Catch_22_","score":728,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:40:16.000Z","text":"From what I've seen on his Twitter posts, he stands up for freedom, democracy, and for the people. What's not to love?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsuh30","user":"embee1337Remarkable_Cod5537Schnidler","score":203,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:48:09.000Z","text":"Refer to the first sentence of your comment. Many millions have been killed standing up for freedom, democracy, and the people. It tends to ruffle certain feathers.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofswzah","user":"Remarkable_Cod5537","score":104,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:59:52.000Z","text":"Yeah, freedom, democracy and the people are all antithetical to modern day America’s values.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2eps","user":"Schnidler","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:25:38.000Z","text":"wat","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsxxos","user":"EggyChickenEgg88Catch_22_","score":70,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:04:20.000Z","text":"Thats why Trump fans hate him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhp6h","user":"Catch_22_","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:30:01.000Z","text":"Man I was expecting this to go the other way based on the top of this thread.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofswdoq","user":"LanceThunderSGCLaraSage_Whorejiml78Paisablestreet593hefixesthecable","score":282,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:57:04.000Z","text":"I am so tired of the black and white thinking where if a persons views don't line up with yours you are supposed to be at war with them. How about we just try to get along and settle our political differences at the ballot boxes? its like Dave Chappelle said, \"there are no perfect allies\". and i quote Chappelle even though i think he is kind of a classist POS.","links":[{"url":"https://i.imgur.com/Dkix3mE.jpeg","text":"cause harm"}]},{"id":"t1_oft06sw","user":"SGCLaraSage_Whorejiml78","score":188,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:15:02.000Z","text":"I personally find it hard to get along with people who actively wish me harm for being born a certain way, but maybe that's just me.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofta1y7","user":"Sage_Whore","score":86,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:02:14.000Z","text":"I was gonna say, lol. We can be centrist when there isn't one side advocating for at first taking rights away that took lifetimes and bloodshed to achieve, and later on slipping into something more comfortable, like killing us off.\nThe two sides aren't remotely the same. One of them is more or less keeping things humming along. The other wants to make sure POC queers and anything not delusional enough to be god-fearing is miserable for life, or worse.\nFuck this bullshit. I'll think very black and white until they get their act together.\nAlso fuck what Chappelle said. Man's a sellout.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu2vmv","user":"jiml78","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:28:42.000Z","text":"Yep, I have no issue disagree with people on economic policy. We can agree to disagree about the natural of the capitalism in this country.\nBut we can't agree to disagree about is over basic fucking human rights and how people should be treated. Regardless of nationality, religion, sex, gender, sexual orientation, the list goes on and on. But everyone should be treated with dignity from the government.\nI don't think in black and white terms but sorry, if you think it is ok to execute a genocide against the Palestinian people, you and I aren't going to agree to disagree, you are a POS.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6hn8","user":"Paisable","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:45:12.000Z","text":"The polarization of ANY opinions is what I believe to be the worst aspect of what the internet has done to humanity.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8yb3","user":"street593","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:56:56.000Z","text":"If you like pineapple on your pizza sure we can easily agree to disagree. If you want to cause harm to innocent people because they are living in a way you don't like then no I'm not going to get along with you.","links":[{"url":"https://i.imgur.com/Dkix3mE.jpeg","text":"cause harm"}]},{"id":"t1_oftgouo","user":"hefixesthecable","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:34:17.000Z","text":"For some, though, it is a \"I disagree with your values and you disagree with my right to exist\" sort of situation.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofslo3q","user":"BaeIzCommercial-Prompt-84ContrapositemountaindewisamazingSunderbans_Xeggyrulzsnoosh00Popular-Jury7272Air320KadgrinPickleFridgeChildrenGreySoulxRoflkopt3rAdavanter_MKICyrano_KnowsPenguinoTurtalusFuckyDuck123","score":90,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:06:58.000Z","text":"Oh no is he a PoS doing good things? I hate those","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsp3wo","user":"Commercial-Prompt-84ContrapositemountaindewisamazingSunderbans_Xeggyrulzsnoosh00Popular-Jury7272Air320KadgrinPickleFridgeChildrenGreySoulxRoflkopt3rAdavanter_MKICyrano_Knows","score":836,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:22:57.000Z","text":"No he is a leftist and republicans hate him for it. He’s a good dude","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsq68v","user":"ContrapositemountaindewisamazingSunderbans_Xeggyrulzsnoosh00","score":593,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:27:56.000Z","text":"Hate it when I find out the person doing good things turns out to have a basic level of empathy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsqhju","user":"mountaindewisamazingSunderbans_Xeggyrulz","score":187,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:29:25.000Z","text":"Terrible, isn't it? Next thing they're going to tell me he respects people too..","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsra7h","user":"Sunderbans_Xeggyrulz","score":64,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:33:10.000Z","text":"Screaming crying throwing up. Why can't people who do good things just be evil??","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3jjf","user":"eggyrulz","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:31:01.000Z","text":"Whoever is writing these villains really sucks at their job, like how am I supposed to hate this guy?\nAlso whoever keeps writing the hero characters also has lost the plot, I mean donny? Vlad? I want a refund on this book","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofstna4","user":"snoosh00","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:44:15.000Z","text":"It's weird how those traits are associated.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsto3v","user":"Popular-Jury7272Air320KadgrinPickleFridgeChildrenGreySoulxRoflkopt3r","score":139,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:44:22.000Z","text":"He's about as 'leftist' as my right nut. He's just not a prick, and actually lives according to his values, which I guess makes him left to some.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsuqij","user":"Air320Kadgrin","score":81,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:49:22.000Z","text":"Considering what passes for right wing or even 'centrist' nowadays, yes it does make him a leftist cause he helps people.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsxwnp","user":"Kadgrin","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:04:11.000Z","text":"just remember that anti-fascist people are now bad. Vets who fought fascist are awful people according to a certain cult.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsvbd6","user":"PickleFridgeChildrenGreySoulx","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:52:05.000Z","text":"Non leftist but also anti MAGA here. The leftists tend to see that there is them, maga, and everyone else. MAGA just see everyone else, so I get called a leftist all the time by them. You eventually get tired of correcting people.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft28eo","user":"GreySoulx","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:24:49.000Z","text":"TBF, I used to think there were sane conservatives that were not MAGA... but answer this:\nIf the 2024 election were held today, would you vote for Trump or Harris?\nI get that neither were good options. I swallowed my opinions on her and voted for Harris. Virtually any other candidate left right or center could have had my vote, but I understood what was at stake giving Trump a second term, and \"gonna sit this one out\" isn't a good option.\nSo at the end of the day, you're MAGA because you won't support a viable alternative, or you're not MAGA because you're willing to set aside your personal views for the sake of getting rid of the cancer that it's become.\nLeftist, Conservative, Progressive, Centrist - all of it doesn't matter when looking at it through the lens of Right and Wrong, Good and Evil.\nExcise the cancer, then we can get back to discussions about tax policy and allocation of resources.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftac9j","user":"Roflkopt3r","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:03:36.000Z","text":"I was honestly (very positively) surprised when he openly spoke out against Musk and fascism. I never heard him say anything political before (I later saw that this varies by type of video, I mostly saw his phone teardowns), but just based on appearances and his general profile (tech guy, entrepreneur, truck owning guy etc) I was prepared to get disappointed if he ever did.\nBut I don't treat people based on vague suspicions so I was still watching a fair bit of his content, and from all I heard since his clear words on Musk, he seems to be a really good guy. Always great when it turns out that way.\nIn general, I feel like I've been pretty fortunate with my favourite content creators. Even in areas that tend to be filled with right wingers, my favourites usually openly turned out against that (if they weren't already) or at least consequently abstain (not great in times when we need people to take a stand, but I can't drag everyone too hard).","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsul9i","user":"Adavanter_MKI","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:48:41.000Z","text":"The relief I felt when it turned out... oh... he's a GREAT person. Thought it was going to go the other way.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofst1v7","user":"Cyrano_Knows","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:41:27.000Z","text":"Well, Expections not subverted.\nThe guy with empathy and money where his mouth is is a Liberal.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsoqy2","user":"PenguinoTurtalus","score":165,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:21:17.000Z","text":"He has beef with Elon so i guess he would be in the eyes of a Trump supporter.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsu326","user":"FuckyDuck123","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:46:20.000Z","text":"Genuinely seems like a good guy. He does make lots of comments during his videos about current events, and they are usually for some relevant reason. Just a liberal dude doing “The lord’s work” and those that align more on the right may not like his words. His actions though are great, and if anybody who genuinely keeps up with his stuff says differently, there is something else going on. Go check some of his videos out!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsr5gm","user":"ninjohnnothing","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:32:32.000Z","text":"“Sight”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsyp0t","user":"start3ch","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:07:57.000Z","text":"I have a ton of additional respect for him actually using his platform to bring light to the issues, and make it clear that why the US government is doing now is NOT ok. Have met him in person, he’s an absolutely awesome guy!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsvms8","user":"cha614","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:53:34.000Z","text":"sight","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsnh47","user":"teahuggerLied-DesireeThymesBroadband_BanditsatoramotomiddleAgedEngAnustart2023-01IntradepartmentalPetLied-FleshLogicDense_Economics_1880snoosh00br0ckdimhueMekelaxoRisquechilliMyCatsHairyButholleA-Halfpoundthat_dutch_dudeKevin_JimSingle-Use-AgainTasteTheBiscuit1810","score":6889,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:15:22.000Z","text":"He and hjs wife are good people. He gets a lot of hate online because he openly criticizes Trump but he is more American than any Trump.","links":[{"url":"https://youtube.com/shorts/hMOGCY6PlNI?si=kSfGM5sQ8HpgaMFm","text":"evil people"}]},{"id":"t1_ofspi3k","user":"Lied-DesireeThymesBroadband_BanditsatoramotomiddleAgedEngAnustart2023-01IntradepartmentalPetLied-","score":1942,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:24:48.000Z","text":"I absolutely love him and his giant American flag. He is the kind of American who genuinely loves the people of this country we need more of!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3hw9","user":"DesireeThymesBroadband_BanditsatoramotomiddleAgedEngAnustart2023-01","score":403,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:30:48.000Z","text":"Hes part of this circle of influencers who are genuinely good.\nCompare him to the mr beasts and the mkbhd type people who are money grubbing and ignore rules.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofte4b1","user":"Broadband_BanditsatoramotomiddleAgedEngAnustart2023-01","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:21:52.000Z","text":"Is mkbhd that bad?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftftuw","user":"satoramoto","score":160,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:30:06.000Z","text":"He’s not doing anything good for the consumer space by basically being a walking billboard, encouraging the endless cycle of pining after things we don’t need. In his personal life he’s reckless and has been seen multiple times driving his Porsche at highway speeds in Hoboken where the speed limit is 25.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftg1o8","user":"middleAgedEng","score":55,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:31:09.000Z","text":"It's not about him going berserk mode in a school area while test driving a car and not apologizing for that. It's about him not apologizing and editing the video while trying to let it slip away silently, ignoring every critical reaction towards him and his actions.\nThis episode proved he's the kind of person who does not take ownership of his own actions. And he's kissing Tim Cook's ass every chance he gets.\nI stopped following him a long time ago.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuadie","user":"Anustart2023-01","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:10:37.000Z","text":"He's just a soulless corporate shill. I don't think he has done anything bad or evil. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6pap","user":"IntradepartmentalPetLied-","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:46:13.000Z","text":"literally any other country in the world it would be seriously weird to have a giant national flag on the wall of your factory. here you have to be performatively over patriotic to forestall any potential criticism","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftvesr","user":"Lied-","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:49:16.000Z","text":"Mexico has these. I’ve seen them in Argentina as well. Very little in Europe, that’s true. But shut up lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsq2k2","user":"FleshLogic","score":403,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:27:27.000Z","text":"Public beef with Trump? This guy is incredible!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsplk2","user":"Dense_Economics_1880snoosh00br0ckdimhue","score":144,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:25:15.000Z","text":"Narcissist can’t stand criticism","links":[{"url":"https://youtube.com/shorts/hMOGCY6PlNI?si=kSfGM5sQ8HpgaMFm","text":"evil people"}]},{"id":"t1_ofsurmr","user":"snoosh00br0ckdimhue","score":41,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:49:31.000Z","text":"Self advocacy is ok (especially for philanthropy) and bad faith criticism exists.\nI'm not clearing his entire character, I don't know the guy, but he's definitely doing more to help more people than you are. And I think it's theoretically possible to argue that he personally helps more people in need than the man he is hated for criticizing, the current POTUS.\nTrump helps a bunch of people. Rich people, evil people... Those are his kind of people, and he'll \"fight to the end for them\" (Literally his words, click the link if you don't believe me)... Mr. Jerry Rig gives people who can't afford wheelchairs wheelchairs (and a bunch of other things... but this post is about wheelchairs).\nEdit: apparently, the \"narcissist\" the person I'm reply to was Trump, I thought \"narcissist\" was an attempted takedown of Mr. Rig.","links":[{"url":"https://youtube.com/shorts/hMOGCY6PlNI?si=kSfGM5sQ8HpgaMFm","text":"evil people"}]},{"id":"t1_ofsxeuu","user":"br0ck","score":59,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:01:52.000Z","text":"Believe they meant that Trump is the narcissist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsyi6g","user":"dimhue","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:07:02.000Z","text":"You managed to somehow completely misread their comment. I don't understand how that's even possible.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsvc13","user":"MekelaxoRisquechilliMyCatsHairyButholle","score":130,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:52:10.000Z","text":"he openly criticizes Trump\nThat's a green flag","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft54e7","user":"RisquechilliMyCatsHairyButholle","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:38:36.000Z","text":"I’ve seen people have criticisms of his religion (I think he’s Mormon..?) but I’ve never seen anything in his videos that even references his religion. Whatever it is.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofthnma","user":"MyCatsHairyButholle","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:39:01.000Z","text":"He is LDS, but the fact that I only just learned it today after watching tons of his videos and really liking the guy is a huge green flag.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofstw61","user":"A-Halfpound","score":79,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:45:25.000Z","text":"He is a True Patriot. We should call him that, because THAT is the definition of a patriot. Polar opposite the MAGAt mindset. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsrk33","user":"that_dutch_dude","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:34:27.000Z","text":"pretty sure that makes anyone more american than most americans.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofstynv","user":"Kevin_Jim","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:45:45.000Z","text":"So he an actual American rooting for the interests of his country and countrymen? MAGA can’t stand people like that.\nHe seems like a good bloke.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft448y","user":"Single-Use-Again","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:33:45.000Z","text":"The illegal Mexican guys working on my landscaping are more American than any trump.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftb7tb","user":"TasteTheBiscuit1810","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:07:48.000Z","text":"He openly criticizes Trump? That means he's a true American.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsn15o","user":"I_like_donuts27OkBandicoot1337Disastrous_Hell_4547TheExistential_BreadQuestioning-ZyxxelSvardskampeMarcoDiFrancescinoDrewstomthirstyrossnono3722Sorry-Price-3322Odd-String29xppoint_jamespArsalanShah41Wheelchair_guyBones-1989Sorry-Price-3322helphuntingOkBandicoot1337above_average_magicmihihiBeardedBaldManUnusual-Tangerine984mythrilcrafterdscriveRubymoon286dancingbriefcaseOkBandicoot1337dancingbriefcaseImmodestPoliticianmjc4yThe_Vampire_KingTheGrouchyGremlinMecha-DaveHzRyanSt0n3yM33rkat","score":3335,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:13:17.000Z","text":"Why in the fuck, would a wheelchair cost 10k???","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/QWGuOFoq82eGx34Zhd","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofsnd2g","user":"OkBandicoot1337Disastrous_Hell_4547TheExistential_BreadQuestioning-ZyxxelSvardskampeMarcoDiFrancescinoDrewstomthirstyrossnono3722Sorry-Price-3322Odd-String29xppoint_jamespArsalanShah41","score":2344,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:14:51.000Z","text":"America","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsoxvr","user":"Disastrous_Hell_4547TheExistential_BreadQuestioning-ZyxxelSvardskampeMarcoDiFrancescinoDrewstomthirstyrossnono3722","score":672,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:22:10.000Z","text":"So sadly true.\nSame reason a crappy Big Mac costs $7.00 or a sub costs $13.00.\nAmerica does not practice capitalism. It practices greed based Reaganomics trickle down profiteering.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofspkgk","user":"TheExistential_BreadQuestioning-ZyxxelSvardskampeMarcoDiFrancescinoDrewstomthirstyross","score":175,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:25:07.000Z","text":"lol you are describing capitalism, you just don't know it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofstgft","user":"Questioning-ZyxxelSvardskampeMarcoDiFrancescinoDrewstomthirstyross","score":89,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:43:22.000Z","text":"It isn't that simple.\nLots of capitalists knows the part about a good deal needs to be good for both parties. This is a great way to get repeat customers instead of paying millions on advertising to find new customers that hates you after the very first deal.\nThese good capitalists often have family-owned companies with maybe 2 to 50 employees. And does quite well.\nThe issues you are seeing? Isn't capitalism in itself. It's about the stock market. All bigger companies are on the stock market. And they pay large bonuses to the management for short-term profits. When the bonus is for last 6-12 months, then most decisions will be extremely short-sighted. The family-owned companies? They plan for the next 10-20 years. They can still make a nice profit. But with the owners running the company, they do not worry about a missed bonus one year because they did a strategic investment - as owners, they still increased the value of the company.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft27kz","user":"SvardskampeMarcoDiFrancescino","score":62,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:24:42.000Z","text":"Before the stock markets we had the same feudalistic tendencies with rich families banking (pun intended) on cornering a monopoly. E.g. Medici family, Rothschilds.\nWe are in late-stage-capitalism. However you want to call it, cronyism or not \"rEaL capitalism\", this has always been the end game without competition. In the past, there has been enough space to grow somehow to enable competition. In a global world where we are encroaching each other, that has outgrown itself.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftussr","user":"MarcoDiFrancescino","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:46:06.000Z","text":"Facebook should divested from their marketplace a long time ago, Google should give up Android a long time ago, Netflix should cut off their network department. These new corporations would maximize their revenue by doing other things then the current management wants. Sometimes completely 180°. That is a clear signal that these companies are too big and need to be cut into pieces. That is the proof that the system doesn't work any more when big corpos behave like robber barons and everybody says like 'yeah what are we gonna do?' No system that works should answer these questions with 'the kings don't like us talk like this'.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsynd5","user":"Drewstomthirstyross","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:07:43.000Z","text":"The Koch brothers ran family owned businesses what the fuck are we talking about","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftcx1p","user":"thirstyross","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:16:03.000Z","text":"You need to check ur reading comprehension skills son.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsrnag","user":"nono3722","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:34:53.000Z","text":"there is no trickle down, just shit rolling down hill....","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsxi4b","user":"Sorry-Price-3322Odd-String29xppoint_jamesp","score":61,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:02:18.000Z","text":"Nop I live in Belgium & some chairs can get to 10k. source im in Belgium & in a wheelchair.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftp8wf","user":"Odd-String29xppoint_jamesp","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:18:10.000Z","text":"If they are electric yes, otherwise you really have to go into custom wheelchairs made from special materials. A non-electric active wheelchair is like 1500-4500 euro.\nBut maybe Belgium is more expensive than NL.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuvasl","user":"xppoint_jamesp","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:12:14.000Z","text":"It depends on the brand of wheelchair, type of materials and if it’s fully custom made or just a standard size adjusted to the user.\nI paid around €2000 for mine, after insurance, and it’s a semi-custom active wheelchair with a titanium frame. If it wasn’t for insurance, it would have cost around €8000.\nEdit: I am from Belgium.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofspsa1","user":"ArsalanShah41","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:26:08.000Z","text":"Does it come with a V8 motor?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsolpu","user":"Wheelchair_guyBones-1989Sorry-Price-3322helphuntingOkBandicoot1337above_average_magicmihihiBeardedBaldManUnusual-Tangerine984mythrilcrafterdscriveRubymoon286","score":216,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:20:36.000Z","text":"I've used chairs for 15 years. Never paid more than $500 for one.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsq3aa","user":"Bones-1989","score":213,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:27:33.000Z","text":"Lol username checks out.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsxtzg","user":"Sorry-Price-3322helphunting","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:03:50.000Z","text":"Idk what chair you use but as a 18y/o wheelchair user both my chairs were over 4000 euro. I'm looking for a new one & it's around 6k","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu3kzm","user":"helphunting","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:32:35.000Z","text":"Where did you get them?\nI'm in Ireland and they don't hit that price here at all, maybe 1/10, I think? I need to ask my cousin .","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsqw8k","user":"OkBandicoot1337above_average_magicmihihiBeardedBaldManUnusual-Tangerine984mythrilcrafterdscriveRubymoon286","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:31:20.000Z","text":"So these are bougie wheelchairs?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofss91m","user":"above_average_magicmihihiBeardedBaldManUnusual-Tangerine984","score":95,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:37:44.000Z","text":"No they're just ones that prevent you from blowing out your remaining limbs over time and actually being active\nNot sure what the wheelchair_guy is using\nI'm guessing a elderly person who has no idea what modern costs are","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsy9ip","user":"mihihiBeardedBaldMan","score":68,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:05:55.000Z","text":"This exactly! I’ve been a wheelchair user for 10 + years after a blood clot in my spine like the girl in the video. The only way I can be as highly functioning and independent as I am is because of my ultra light weight chair. Even with my chair barely weighing more than 7 pounds, I still have issues with shoulder and hand pain from using a manual wheelchair all these years. I’ve been buying my ultra light weight chairs from Poland bc they’ll cost me 3k compared to the 10k here in the US. But sadly the prices in Poland are also rising and the most recent chair I got from them totaled to be nearly 5K. I believe these chairs from notawheelchair are heavier than what I use, but the price is incredible. And they look good too! ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2f42","user":"BeardedBaldMan","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:25:41.000Z","text":"But sadly the prices in Poland are also rising and the most recent chair I got from them totaled to be nearly 5K\nI think a big factor in that is how the currency is strengthening against the dollar.\nIs the wheelchair manufactured in Poland? I ask as I know a lot of things like that are made in Italy or substantial components are Italian.\nOn a side note. 3Kg for everything is remarkable, that's some serious engineering. Is it using a fair bit of carbon fibre?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsywfh","user":"Unusual-Tangerine984","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:08:55.000Z","text":"They're posting the some over- 60 advice subs so... yeah","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofszae2","user":"mythrilcrafter","score":48,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:10:44.000Z","text":"From what I can tell from a very cursory search on google, you can get wheel chairs from amazon/a local pharmacy for about $200-ish, but with those, you're basically getting a One-Size-Fits-Most camping chair on wheels, which are basically good enough to get you from a bed to a couch and no where else, especially not on any ground more uneven than a carpet or hardwood floor.\nThe chairs made by JRE appears to be custom sized for ergonomics and active use; their most basic ones seems to be a heavier duty version of those cheap ones but are designed to be easier to move unassisted, are more mobile by default, and are fitted to the user rather than \"fine as long as your body fits these proportions\".\nAs an engineer who has been in a manufacturing environment, I do have to say that I'm quite impressed that JRE has built a process and system where he can do those personalized/bespoke builds for a legit fraction of the competition so much so as to be within argument range of the one-size-fits-all mass production zone.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsv7ed","user":"dscriveRubymoon286","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:51:34.000Z","text":"These are presented as off road wheelchairs. They are also bespoke, so technically bougie, but I think they are probably way better for active people than a $500 wheelchair ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsynkb","user":"Rubymoon286","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:07:45.000Z","text":"They have two different options - an off road chair, and a light weight manual. Which comparing this with paying out of pocket for a TiLite or Ki Mobility you save at least half for a custom sized chair, though a you get fewer options with Paradox especially if you have needs around vibration reduction, or certain types of wheels.\nThat said this is a really great option for people who either don't have insurance, or insurance is denying a rigid chair despite a need for it, to at least get them in something, even if it isn't an exact fit for their needs, and for many it *is* a good fit for their needs once they add third party cushions and seating.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsuglp","user":"dancingbriefcaseOkBandicoot1337dancingbriefcaseImmodestPolitician","score":96,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:48:05.000Z","text":"I work in healthcare and it's insane. How expensive all of that equipment is. I get patients that love Trump But then they are sad because their Medicaid is being cut, their snap is being cut, they can't afford healthcare, they can't afford housing, and they can't retire.\nJFC. You voted for that","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsurxh","user":"OkBandicoot1337dancingbriefcase","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:49:33.000Z","text":"Boomers are the fastest growing homeless population in America at the moment.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsv2ln","user":"dancingbriefcase","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:50:57.000Z","text":"And those same boomers complained about anyone who was homeless. (I'm generalizing because my mother and stepfather are boomers but progressive)\nAs someone who lives in Oregon, it's pretty disgusting how awful people are to those who are unhoused. Yes, drugs are pretty much legalized here and I know that caused more people to come here but the housing costs and organ is so freaking high that I'm leaving next month.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftdwn4","user":"ImmodestPolitician","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:20:50.000Z","text":"The USA needs to get rid of the abomination that is Obamacare but keep the ACA because it's great. /s","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsnwkd","user":"mjc4y","score":35,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:17:21.000Z","text":"Because it can. Refer questions to Adam Smith.\nNo, it's not cool.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsngy6","user":"The_Vampire_KingTheGrouchyGremlin","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:15:21.000Z","text":"costs the same as used car 😭","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsroyw","user":"TheGrouchyGremlin","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:35:06.000Z","text":"Both used cars I've purchased were cheaper, lmao","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsqnb9","user":"Mecha-Dave","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:30:11.000Z","text":"A bunch of administration deciding if you're entitled to pay for it, and what you should pay for it. A small amount of customization, but a bunch of overhead to get that information from insurer to manufacturer. Small volume manufacturers that use old methods to hand-build things instead of what Jerry does which is using industry standard practices for the same things. Finally, liability insurance, which I hope Jerry carries, and I hope he doesn't get burned by a lawsuit if he doesn't.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsqiqr","user":"HzRyan","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:29:34.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/QWGuOFoq82eGx34Zhd","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofspx30","user":"St0n3yM33rkat","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:26:45.000Z","text":"Wait until you hear about how much an ambulance ride costs 😅","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofslzl7","user":"skil12001okheayskil12001DisturbedPuppypsdpro7","score":920,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:08:25.000Z","text":"Dang, we are fortunate to have people with these values. Good for them \nAlso, jeez! What's with these models, that's a good looking line up of people","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofso93k","user":"okheayskil12001DisturbedPuppy","score":272,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:18:58.000Z","text":"The brown coat woman is his wife","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofst493","user":"skil12001DisturbedPuppy","score":53,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:41:46.000Z","text":"Right on, they are all good looking ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftmgoe","user":"DisturbedPuppy","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:03:34.000Z","text":"Most people are good looking, but presentation matters.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsysgh","user":"psdpro7","score":44,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:08:23.000Z","text":"Could be he only picked attractive people to make the video look better; probably more likely these are just friends that he and his wife have made in the disabled community.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsm5ji","user":"Comfortable_Ad_6894futureman07Weird-Cantaloupe-653the_og_fillerFrostsorrowyakushi_gFuzzy_Dragonfly_","score":623,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:09:12.000Z","text":"Its always cheaper, its just insurance company create a hyped cost to have 80 to 90% cost benefit. Because no medicine unless rare ingredients cost 5K 20K 30K dollar while same thing in india or Europe can sell for thier citizens for barelly 5 to 10% of thay","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsmrl9","user":"futureman07Weird-Cantaloupe-653the_og_fillerFrostsorrowyakushi_g","score":232,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:12:02.000Z","text":"Insurance is such a scam","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsrlb2","user":"Weird-Cantaloupe-653the_og_filler","score":83,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:34:37.000Z","text":"Only if an insurance operates like any other business. It has to be non profit. There shouldn’t be people at the helm who’s goal is to get filthy rich","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft222m","user":"the_og_filler","score":55,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:23:59.000Z","text":"well...actually a lot of insurance companies in the US are non-profits. Blue Cross Blue Shield for example. This does not make them charitable. In practice what it means is they have 0 oversight or incentive to perform and so they move slow and everyone's salaries are inflated to the moon.\nWhat we really need is a single-payer, national healthcare system. No ownership structure is going to fix the fact that health insurance shouldn't exist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsw7iq","user":"Frostsorrowyakushi_g","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:56:16.000Z","text":"Insurance isn't a scam. American insurance, however is.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsysld","user":"yakushi_g","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:08:24.000Z","text":"Idk, any time I had to deal with insurance it was like pulling teeth. Always trying to worm out of paying even the lowball bullshit they offer at first.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsrwsy","user":"Fuzzy_Dragonfly_","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:36:08.000Z","text":"I was shocked at these prices. A manual wheelchair for 10,000? I have an electric wheelchair that cost 4,000.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsp523","user":"BdoeATXsharpasahammerraxmanoatred","score":437,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:23:06.000Z","text":"Wheelchair = 200$ in parts to make, 10k to sell. Murica.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/6utyQTAoW1ukMWXjIx","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofsrf1l","user":"sharpasahammer","score":92,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:33:48.000Z","text":"Oh , you need this to live hey? Well we're gona mark that the fuck up then. Whatcha gona do? Crawl?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsx93j","user":"raxmano","score":35,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:01:07.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/6utyQTAoW1ukMWXjIx","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oftw12a","user":"atred","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:52:27.000Z","text":"$5000 to pay lawyers if somebody sues you that they fell from the chair or something broke.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsnj20","user":"SvardskampeMecha-DaveSvardskampemythrilcrafter","score":224,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:15:37.000Z","text":"The inflated cost is due to insurance. Also the factory behind the insurance make them at 50-80% of the cost even with insurance because all we do is live in a late-stage-capitalist society where the value one makes is directly tied to grifting, scalping and rent-seeking behavior.\nThis is rather r/OrphanCrushingMachine than NFL.","links":[{"url":"/r/OrphanCrushingMachine","text":"r/OrphanCrushingMachine"}]},{"id":"t1_ofsqyll","user":"Mecha-DaveSvardskampemythrilcrafter","score":59,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:31:38.000Z","text":"The factories that make them also use outdated machines and processes - Jerry uses industry standard metalworking processes that make more sense.\nThe old methods made more sense in the 80's/90's when there weren't CNC lasers etc, but there's other options now (which are expensive to upgrade to). A lot of US manufacturing is stuck in the 90's for this reason.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsukho","user":"Svardskampe","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:48:35.000Z","text":"Also a real example of how \"the free market\" isn't working. In theory, in a free market all of these old factories would have gone bust to competitors that WOULD have upgraded. This is not the case, because this market system does not promote healthy competition, but said value-extraction from grifting, scalping and rent-seeking behavior.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3349","user":"mythrilcrafter","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:28:53.000Z","text":"The old methods made more sense in the 80's/90's when there weren't CNC lasers etc, but there's other options now (which are expensive to upgrade to). A lot of US manufacturing is stuck in the 90's for this reason.\nI've worked for a lot of companies like this, who got complacent with their 20~40 year old processes/equipment that they can't (or don't want to) afford to upgrade to current gen equipment and now their margins are too low to afford even minor in-process upgrades.\nThe real kicker is when those company's leaders looks at a set up like JRE's, realise that they've dug themselves into a hole against startups who will run circles around them, and then run back to their manufacturing/process engineers to demand that they get the factory \"up to speed\" (but obviously with zero costs).","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsnfk4","user":"BusyBeeBridgetteNoBonus6969WhiteMilk_","score":151,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:15:10.000Z","text":"Oh I bet he has been threatened with lawsuits from said companies.\nGood lad, though! Need more charitable folk around.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftug4y","user":"NoBonus6969WhiteMilk_","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:44:17.000Z","text":"I believe he gets left alone because they aren't marketed at medical devices and all the red tape that come with it but are made up to that standard anyway","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuiixb","user":"WhiteMilk_","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:56:47.000Z","text":"They are Not-A-Wheelchair after all.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsobu5","user":"Hellguinhungry4nuns","score":93,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:19:19.000Z","text":"This really belongs in r/orphancrushingmachine but good on him.","links":[{"url":"/r/orphancrushingmachine","text":"r/orphancrushingmachine"}]},{"id":"t1_ofsuiik","user":"hungry4nuns","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:48:20.000Z","text":"It’s sad that my first thought is “There’s no way medical supply companies are going to allow plucky socialist disabled people hurt their bottom line. They have forecast profit margin from disabled people and if that number goes down they will just increase the price for people who can’t access these cheaper wheelchairs wherever they live or don’t know there’s an option, and their insurance will be loaded even higher to cover the profit/loss margin”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsptek","user":"Captain_Calamari_CraabGPTthe_coloristTheLightStalker","score":82,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:26:17.000Z","text":"UK descent wheelchair £200, electric £1,000","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsxn4w","user":"CraabGPTthe_coloristTheLightStalker","score":228,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:02:57.000Z","text":"Not true. Proper wheelchairs in the UK cost between £1500-£3000 on average. Mine cost ~£2000.\nI imagine the 'decent' chair you refer to is either the Lomax, Drive, or similar chair.\nThose are what we refer to as 'hospital chairs'. They're designed to be pushed by an aide, to be stable, and to be cheap. The wheels, while technically self-propel-able, are too far back, so energy is lost and you can't move forward nearly far enough with each push. As well, the wheels being that far back will damage your shoulders over time.\nSteel, while cheap, is also heavy. So each push is thus reduced further because it's just too heavy to self-propel.\nAdditionally, they are foldable. Further momentum loss occurs as energy spent pushing is transferred into the folding mechanism of the frame and not into forward motion.\n(Additional factors include, but are not limited to, lack of dump to support those with limited upper-body strength, arm rests that get in the way of propelling, too wide so propelling becomes even harder, anti-tips at the back preventing wheelies, too heavy to independently load into a car...)\nTL;DR, those chairs can't be used by the majority of wheelchair users.\n(And this is just manual chairs. I've seen electric chairs go for £10k, though I don't know the average price.)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftla7i","user":"the_colorist","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:57:29.000Z","text":"This guy/girl wheelchairs. Thanks for sharing your insights","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftv98j","user":"TheLightStalker","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:48:29.000Z","text":"Mine cost £2,000 and anything cheaper wasn't worth looking at quality wise. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofspisk","user":"WastedKnightMecha-DaveBombwriter17skisnbikestraumalt","score":61,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:24:54.000Z","text":"Even 1900 dollars is super expensive. You can get mechanised one for less in my country without insurance. Normal one of very good quality will be 200 dollars top. Entry level 100 dollars.","links":[{"url":"https://notawheelchair.com/products/the-paradox-project-customizable-wheelchair-straight-frame","text":"https://notawheelchair.com/products/the-paradox-project-customizable-wheelchair-straight-frame"}]},{"id":"t1_ofsr88f","user":"Mecha-DaveBombwriter17","score":87,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:32:54.000Z","text":"Since he's made in the US, he has to pay US wages/rents/power bills, etc. His start at $999, and then customizations add more.\nI would be interested to see a $100/$200 chair and how it stacks up to this one.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofub3i3","user":"Bombwriter17","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:14:39.000Z","text":"For that much you'd probably be getting something like a hospital wheelchair rather than one made for your own propulsion.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2mck","user":"skisnbikes","score":73,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:26:39.000Z","text":"These aren't cheap mass produced chairs. They're custom made to your measurements. You should take a look at the website: https://notawheelchair.com/products/the-paradox-project-customizable-wheelchair-straight-frame\nThere are lots of upgrades you can add that increase the cost, but a custom sized chair for $1000 is pretty awesome.","links":[{"url":"https://notawheelchair.com/products/the-paradox-project-customizable-wheelchair-straight-frame","text":"https://notawheelchair.com/products/the-paradox-project-customizable-wheelchair-straight-frame"}]},{"id":"t1_oft2wxv","user":"traumalt","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:28:04.000Z","text":"These are custom sized frame chairs though, different category entirely compared to the standard ones for 200 USD.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsrauq","user":"daspaceinvader63crabbytraumaltThotMobileballthyrmcrusoe","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:33:15.000Z","text":"Am I the only person who thinks $2000 for a wheelchair is still too much? I don't say that to underestimate how much this person is doing for people, but I'm genuinely not educated on this. What makes them so expensive?\nEDIT: Thanks to all of the more knowledgeable folks who have chimed in here! If you're like me and didn't understand the high (albeit significantly less than $10k) costs of these chairs, I recommend reading the responses to my comment.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsveit","user":"63crabby","score":70,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:52:29.000Z","text":"Many of our chairs are custom ordered, made to precise measurements, and materials like titanium or carbon fiber add costs.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsw7w8","user":"traumaltThotMobile","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:56:19.000Z","text":"US labour and other machinery for a rather low volume product.\nClosest comparable items are bicycles, and 2k is a higher end bike with much larger economies of scale that makes them cheaper.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft0qmg","user":"ThotMobile","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:17:41.000Z","text":"Not to mention the custom nature of a lot of wheel chairs. When you start talking custom tubular frames, high performance materials, custom sheet metal, $2k seems very reasonable. Of course you could buy some cheap mass-produced Amazon chair for like $150 but that’s not even remotely on the same level. Those are for people with temporary injuries—not someone who is chair bound for life.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4p53","user":"ballthyrm","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:36:32.000Z","text":"If you think of a bike, a decent one is probably 500$. A good one would probably be around 1000$. Both of these would still be mass manufacturing products will little adjustability (usually 3-4 standard sizes).\nHere you have a custom 1-1 wheelchair made with your measurements that you'll spend your days in for the price of a high end bike. This is quite equivalent, and you are probably getting a better deal on the chair.\nFor another comparison a good desk chair is 1500-2000$ too. Like a Steelcase or Herman miller.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsy9lc","user":"crusoe","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:05:55.000Z","text":"Apparently these are bespoke custom chairs.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftduey","user":"ssh_only","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:20:32.000Z","text":"I'm 45 years old and have been in a wheelchair since birth. It's amazing to me how many people here did not watch the video whatsoever. I'm actually in the middle of waiting to receive my new manual chair next week. It is exactly the same as Jerry's. A custom fit, manual lightweight chair. To help give some context to people around the world, let me break down the way insurance in America works for custom wheelchairs:\nYou first are required to see a physical therapist and do a mobility, flexibility and scoliosis exam as the bare minimum. This is also when measurements are taken. Depending on your insurance that exam can range from zero cost to $300 or more\nYou must then choose the model of wheelchair frame, big wheels, small front wheels. cushion, brakes, backrest as the minimum. Push handles, armrests. cloths guards etc are all optional but increase cost.\nThat information is submitted to insurance along with a prescription.\nEvery aspect of the chair is submitted as an itemized list and each part has a separate cost.\nThe insurance company then approves or denies EACH individual part. In my case, they wouldn't even approve the clothes guards. A $5 piece of plastic that slots in-between the wheels to protect my clothes from the tire.\nWhen the insurance company denies a specific part, you then have to fight for it by having your doctors submit documentation and medical necessity forms to justify why that part is needed. You have to do this process each time for each part.\nThe insurance company will only cover a handful of frames. I wanted a specific chair frame from a specific company. They would only cover 3 very specific frames from 2 specific frame manufacturers.\nBy the end, the insurance company quoted me $16.475 for the chair.\nYou must pay your full healthcare deductible first before insurance will kick in to cover costs. That can range between $1500-5000.\nFor custom wheelchairs and private insurance even when your deductible is met, they then only cover 50% of the cost. You pay the other 50%. Custom wheelchairs are considered \"Durable Medical Equipment\" and have an entirely separate deductible from your main medical deductible along with a different percentage of coverage (typically 50%).\nIn my case, I had a $1500 deductible, then had to pay 50% of the $16.475\nI had to pay a total of $9737.5. Right around the $10K Jerry mentions (right at 10K if you include my $300 mobility exam)\nWhy is it so expensive? The frame alone was $5K. The cushion at 2.5 inches thick is just a memory foam butt pad. They charged $600 for it. Each wheel has inflated costs just like the cushion and depending on if you go with hard/soft rubber, ceramic, airless, spokes or mags, weight etc they charge per wheel. Same with each brake and so on. Every single aspect of the chair is broken down into individual parts and then charged via prices that are 80%+ higher than 'market value'.\nFor someone who has to live in a chair and makes enough money to not qualify for government insurance (disability, medicare, medicaid etc), I must use private insurance. This is the reality for many custom wheelchair users who are independent and try their hearts out to contribute to society like everyone else. It's infuriating and beyond broken. My physical therapist wants me in a new chair every 3 years. Even making decent money, no one should have to save $10K to afford a new chair every few years. Nor should the insurance company be the ones who decide what I need when I live in this thing 24/7.\nI commend JerryRigEverything for what he's doing. I don't actually get my new chair until next week and this has me thinking about canceling that order (its not final until it's delivered and I sign off on acceptance of it) and just going with him. He is single-handedly doing what so many of us wheelchair users have been begging for.\nThank you Jerry. I wish you the best.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsqalr","user":"Terminal_Monk","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:28:30.000Z","text":"It is disgusting and sad to see that a manual wheelchair cost 8 grand in a country like America. Honestly you guys have failed as a nation.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsvnd9","user":"badger-woz-ere","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:53:38.000Z","text":"Everytime I see this guy he is actually using his social media presence for good.\nThis world needs more Jerry's.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsol0g","user":"Wong-Ann_Fong","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:20:30.000Z","text":"And Elon Musk is out there campaigning for Trump…","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofspha2","user":"kevinovski182","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:24:42.000Z","text":"The flag in the background makes the failure of the US insurance system even more ironic. Is that why it’s called the Paradox chair?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofszcss","user":"Derquave","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:11:02.000Z","text":"God bless this dude. I use a wheelchair and I can say firsthand the wheelchair industry is completely fucked. There are two major wheelchair suppliers here in the United States that bought up all of the smaller more local businesses and unless you’re lucky and there’s still one of the better smaller pieces near you you’re stuck with one of the two big companies and they absolutely fucking suck. I’m part of a support group network for people with spinal cord injury, and I help facilitate one, and I swear to God every single person who I meet has some sort of horror story when dealing with one of those two companies or insurance or both. Essential repairs are postponed or take months, repairmen show up with the wrong things, insurance companies try to force you to get cheaper shit more simple shit and we’ll try to argue you on the features you need, etc. It’s absolutely ridiculous. I was talking to my physical therapist a few months ago when she was telling me about how when they order a new wheelchair, they have to distinctly justify every part of the chair, including the parts that really shouldn’t need justification. The insurance company makes PTs justify the wheels, the arm and headrests, the damn control panel and battery if it’s a powered chair. They deadass need written justification as to why a wheelchair needs wheels and throw a fit if anything is off. It’s a complete joke. I’m involved in advocacy stuff and there’s some legislation that is being worked on to try to legally do something to fix the wheelchair supply and maintenance industry but God knows how long it’ll take for anything to come of that. Thank God there are people like this guy that use their time and money to do something that so greatly helps an at risk community.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsrco6","user":"Fullblowncensorship","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:33:30.000Z","text":"Guy might be my favourite YouTuber just for this, I'm not mad on watching him destroy phone screens, kills me a bit inside but this is fucking great, fuck companies charging people who really need it, fuck them all the way to hell.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofsniyy","user":"TazzyUK","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:15:37.000Z","text":"10k for a wheel chair!!.. you can get a second hand car for that!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofspra6","user":"kivsemaj","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:26:00.000Z","text":"How the fuck is a wheelchair more expensive than an extremely top of the line mountain bike!? It's basically the same parts.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofspm0p","user":"NotForMeClive7787","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-12T18:25:19.000Z","text":"From a UK perspective, anything that stops people going into medical debt in the USA should be massively applauded. Has Mark Cuban's lower cost drugs company actually worked out well for a lot of Americans? Does anyone know?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft07l3","user":"Shimblequeue","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:15:08.000Z","text":"I love how they all say how they got hurt. Like I feel like it might be humiliating for the guy who fell out of a tree to say it on camera.","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1ska5bh","type":"link","sub":"politics","username":"F0urLeafCl0ver","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"ncregister.com","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1ska5bh/poll_catholic_support_for_president_donald_trump/","score":9636,"comments_count":691,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:01:07.000Z","url":"https://www.ncregister.com/cna/poll-catholic-support-for-president-donald-trump-drops-below-50-amid-iran-war","thumbnail":"https://external-preview.redd.it/_cvE5OGhx1MjX-NDr6P4_ruf1HzzGpDUEl7Peet6qus.jpeg?width=140&height=93&auto=webp&s=57575049faaee456b2ff85e4b4a6b6fbc63eb417","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"Poll: Catholic Support for President Donald Trump Drops Below 50% Amid Iran War","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofxjd3a","user":"AutoModerator","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:01:08.000Z","text":"As a reminder, this subreddit is for civil discussion.\nIn general, please be courteous to others. 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Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/wiki/index#wiki_the_rules_of_.2Fr.2Fpolitics.3A","text":"is for civil discussion"},{"url":"/r/Politics","text":"r/Politics"},{"url":"https://sh.reddit.com/r/politics/application","text":"this form"},{"url":"/message/compose/?to=/r/politics","text":"contact the moderators of this subreddit"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxjvvp","user":"Efficient-Freedom517FrankRizzo319Zulmoka531kadawkinstabaK23SkiMonkey98Equivalent-Excuse-80robodrewtabaK23SigSweetBill_Brasky_SOBopermonkeyForsaken_ThoughtNot_a_werecatAlwaysRushesInguy_incognito42069AnAncientBogSnooRadishes9755escobizzleOnlinePosterPersonBlatantFalsehoodImmaNotHere3915-2017OnlinePosterPersonNwah2112cocktails4Upstairs_Baby8424BlondeBorednBakedskooterpoopBlondeBorednBakedHey_HaveAGreatDayTurambar87Made_Human_MusicDessertFlowerzMade_Human_MusicThe_ChwatBotFrankRizzo319ILookLikeKristoffapinkpicnicZapp_Rowsdower_A_Nonny_MuseUniqueIndividual3579the_ballmer_peaksimmaculateFrankRizzo319aradraugfeadjwurmFerelarmicrowillykirk_smitharadraugfeaCaptainMagnetswriterpilotbuttbuttlolbuttbutt__Elwood_Blues__valeyard89Stephenw225gerirapaditoburritoeisbockwhichwitch9MentalDisintegrat1onStabbingHoboReturnsNotRadTrad05deadheffermymamaalwayssaidlnc_5103even_less_resistanceOfficeSalamanderArcherLife3105","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:03:57.000Z","text":"I mean he also directly threatened the pope and basically called himself Jesus last night so there is that as well","links":[{"url":"https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/04/09/partisanship-by-family-income-home-ownership-union-membership-and-veteran-status/","text":"https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/04/09/partisanship-by-family-income-home-ownership-union-membership-and-veteran-status/"},{"url":"https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116394884725149647","text":"https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116394884725149647"},{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueReddit/comments/uhsqik/a_classic_the_only_moral_abortion_is_my_abortion/","text":"The only moral abortion is my abortion."},{"url":"https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-10-2018/nW8Bl4.mp4","text":"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxl43o","user":"FrankRizzo319Zulmoka531kadawkinstabaK23SkiMonkey98Equivalent-Excuse-80robodrewtabaK23SigSweetBill_Brasky_SOBopermonkeyForsaken_ThoughtNot_a_werecatAlwaysRushesInguy_incognito42069AnAncientBogSnooRadishes9755escobizzleOnlinePosterPersonBlatantFalsehoodImmaNotHere3915-2017OnlinePosterPersonNwah2112cocktails4Upstairs_Baby8424BlondeBorednBakedskooterpoopBlondeBorednBakedHey_HaveAGreatDayTurambar87Made_Human_MusicDessertFlowerzMade_Human_MusicThe_ChwatBotFrankRizzo319ILookLikeKristoffapinkpicnicZapp_Rowsdower_A_Nonny_MuseUniqueIndividual3579the_ballmer_peaksimmaculateFrankRizzo319aradraugfeadjwurmFerelarmicrowillykirk_smitharadraugfeaCaptainMagnetswriterpilot","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:10:29.000Z","text":"This is the part where we find out that a strong minority of Catholics actually worship Trump, not Jesus.","links":[{"url":"https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/04/09/partisanship-by-family-income-home-ownership-union-membership-and-veteran-status/","text":"https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/04/09/partisanship-by-family-income-home-ownership-union-membership-and-veteran-status/"},{"url":"https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116394884725149647","text":"https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116394884725149647"},{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueReddit/comments/uhsqik/a_classic_the_only_moral_abortion_is_my_abortion/","text":"The only moral abortion is my abortion."}]},{"id":"t1_ofxlh8g","user":"Zulmoka531kadawkinstabaK23SkiMonkey98Equivalent-Excuse-80robodrewtabaK23SigSweetBill_Brasky_SOBopermonkeyForsaken_ThoughtNot_a_werecatAlwaysRushesInguy_incognito42069AnAncientBogSnooRadishes9755escobizzleOnlinePosterPersonBlatantFalsehoodImmaNotHere3915-2017OnlinePosterPersonNwah2112","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:12:23.000Z","text":"There is a sect of people out there that quite literally have made MAGA their religion. A bunch of them are in or around the White House.","links":[{"url":"https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/04/09/partisanship-by-family-income-home-ownership-union-membership-and-veteran-status/","text":"https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/04/09/partisanship-by-family-income-home-ownership-union-membership-and-veteran-status/"},{"url":"https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116394884725149647","text":"https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116394884725149647"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxmvc8","user":"kadawkinstabaK23SkiMonkey98Equivalent-Excuse-80robodrewtabaK23SigSweet","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:19:41.000Z","text":"They have strong 401k accounts and young adult white male children who “deserve” to be the boss.","links":[{"url":"https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/04/09/partisanship-by-family-income-home-ownership-union-membership-and-veteran-status/","text":"https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/04/09/partisanship-by-family-income-home-ownership-union-membership-and-veteran-status/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxvmo6","user":"tabaK23SkiMonkey98Equivalent-Excuse-80robodrewtabaK23SigSweet","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:03:46.000Z","text":"Most MAGA are middle to lower class middle aged white people. Strong 401k is doubtful","links":[{"url":"https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/04/09/partisanship-by-family-income-home-ownership-union-membership-and-veteran-status/","text":"https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/04/09/partisanship-by-family-income-home-ownership-union-membership-and-veteran-status/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxwqa4","user":"SkiMonkey98Equivalent-Excuse-80robodrewtabaK23SigSweet","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:09:02.000Z","text":"I think most of the true believers are middle to lower class, but there are a whole bunch of rich people who support him because they don't want to pay taxes and will happily watch the world burn as long as they can keep getting richer","links":[{"url":"https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/04/09/partisanship-by-family-income-home-ownership-union-membership-and-veteran-status/","text":"https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/04/09/partisanship-by-family-income-home-ownership-union-membership-and-veteran-status/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxzygt","user":"Equivalent-Excuse-80robodrew","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:24:06.000Z","text":"This is extremely true. These outrageously wealthy and immoral people who supported Trump purely for financial gains, are a small minority.\nThe vast majority of Trump supporters do not understand the policy they say they support and detest the Fox News constructed liberal policy.\nThey don’t understand politics or civics on a fundamental level and for decades have been conditioned to believe that liberal Americans are the source of everything wrong and bad in their lives.\nSo, a religious type cult was always going to be inevitable. But I believe that trumps obvious immoralities and profound stupidity has forced these people to absorb a mythical, religious type reverence to justify the terrible things they witness.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy92b0","user":"robodrew","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:04:57.000Z","text":"These outrageously wealthy and immoral people who supported Trump purely for financial gains, are a small minority.\nA small minority of the votes but a large majority of the political donations.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxjvp","user":"tabaK23","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:12:54.000Z","text":"Yeah, for sure the very richest lean right. There has been a lot of research done on this and high income people are typically slightly more liberal when taken as a whole. This is likely because of higher educational attainment on average but doesn’t change that it is true. https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/04/09/partisanship-by-family-income-home-ownership-union-membership-and-veteran-status/","links":[{"url":"https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/04/09/partisanship-by-family-income-home-ownership-union-membership-and-veteran-status/","text":"https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/04/09/partisanship-by-family-income-home-ownership-union-membership-and-veteran-status/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofy2ifz","user":"SigSweet","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:35:59.000Z","text":"My in-laws are all well off, educated, business owners who support Trump. They are not believers, they are just greedy, selfish, privelidged people who like money.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxu0ud","user":"Bill_Brasky_SOB","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:56:02.000Z","text":"There is a guy by me who has an elephant statue on his lawn bigger than his garage.\nBut they’re “not in a cult”.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxmct","user":"opermonkey","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:13:14.000Z","text":"is that the Dopus Day cult?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxszlx","user":"Forsaken_ThoughtNot_a_werecatAlwaysRushesIn","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:50:59.000Z","text":"https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116394884725149647","links":[{"url":"https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116394884725149647","text":"https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116394884725149647"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxykd3","user":"Not_a_werecatAlwaysRushesIn","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:17:39.000Z","text":"Is it just me it does the guy getting healed look a lot like Epstein?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1zz8","user":"AlwaysRushesIn","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:33:35.000Z","text":"That could just be a coincidence. As I understand it, because there are so many existing photos of the two of them together, whenever trump is depicted in a crowd by Ai models, it is likely that the people in the generated crowd will resemble individuals he has been frequently photographed with.\nBut it's a fucking stark coincidence.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy9sp","user":"guy_incognito42069","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:16:16.000Z","text":"A lot of people who proclaim their piety understand their own religion very poorly.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1yh2","user":"AnAncientBog","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:33:24.000Z","text":"That sect is the majority of practicing American Christians. Catholics specifically are his weakest group of Christians. American protestants support this guy at like 90%","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxo92l","user":"SnooRadishes9755escobizzleOnlinePosterPersonBlatantFalsehoodImmaNotHere3915-2017OnlinePosterPersonNwah2112","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:26:50.000Z","text":"traded revivals for rallies","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtuj7","user":"escobizzle","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:55:11.000Z","text":"revivals are not a Catholic thing at all","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxq9x5","user":"OnlinePosterPersonBlatantFalsehoodImmaNotHere3915-2017OnlinePosterPersonNwah2112","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:37:15.000Z","text":"Revivals?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxquft","user":"BlatantFalsehoodImmaNotHere3915-2017OnlinePosterPersonNwah2112","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:40:11.000Z","text":"Religious rallies hosted by a preacher. If you're old enough to remember, think Billy Graham.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtfqg","user":"ImmaNotHere3915-2017","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:53:10.000Z","text":"Don't think Catholics practice like Evangelicals.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxury1","user":"3915-2017","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:59:40.000Z","text":"Zulmoka’s comment wasn’t specific to Catholics.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw7og","user":"OnlinePosterPerson","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:06:34.000Z","text":"That’s not a Catholic thing. Catholics don’t even have preachers, they have priests.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxuwtw","user":"Nwah2112","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:00:19.000Z","text":"So Protestant nonsense, not Catholicism.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmn7l","user":"cocktails4Upstairs_Baby8424","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:18:30.000Z","text":"Hi, it's my mother. Never thought I'd see the day she sided with a politician over the fucking Pope, but here we are.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvg57","user":"Upstairs_Baby8424","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:02:53.000Z","text":"My aunt spent the last 5 years taking about Epstein. She talked about no new wars and gas prices. Posted every day about the deficit.\nGuess who she would still jump off of a cliff for?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmiog","user":"BlondeBorednBakedskooterpoopBlondeBorednBaked","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:17:49.000Z","text":"This is the part where we find out that a strong minority of Catholics actually worship\nTrump\nthe antichrist, not Jesus.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvsdw","user":"skooterpoopBlondeBorednBaked","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:04:32.000Z","text":"Christ died for our sins. We die for Trump's sins. Seems pretty antichrist to me.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw1o1","user":"BlondeBorednBaked","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:05:46.000Z","text":"We die for his sins and the sins of his satanic death cult.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqg03","user":"Hey_HaveAGreatDay","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:38:07.000Z","text":"Clearly people didn’t read far enough to see “beware of false prophets”\nThat’s New Testament which is too Woke for some people","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxlzt3","user":"Turambar87Made_Human_MusicDessertFlowerzMade_Human_MusicThe_ChwatBotFrankRizzo319ILookLikeKristoffapinkpicnicZapp_Rowsdower_A_Nonny_MuseUniqueIndividual3579","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:15:05.000Z","text":"The only thing they care about is being against abortion\nThey don't care in the slightest that they are for creating more abortions, abetting child rape, attacking other nations without provocation, and threatening the pope","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueReddit/comments/uhsqik/a_classic_the_only_moral_abortion_is_my_abortion/","text":"The only moral abortion is my abortion."}]},{"id":"t1_ofxmhri","user":"Made_Human_MusicDessertFlowerzMade_Human_MusicThe_ChwatBot","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:17:42.000Z","text":"And even then, they’re usually only against other people getting abortions. If they find themselves in a situation where they need to get one it’s ok because their need was real unlike those other women who are just Jezebels","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxncxg","user":"DessertFlowerzMade_Human_Music","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:22:14.000Z","text":"Catholics quite literally use birth control and get abortions at identical rates to the general population","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnpcy","user":"Made_Human_Music","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:24:02.000Z","text":"True. And the craziest thing to me is that there’s probably a 99.9% chance that Trump has paid for and probably even coerced women into getting abortions yet they act like he’s never done that\nOf all our recent presidents in modern times he’s the one I could easily picture having paid for multiple abortions. And probably not even paid for he said he would pay and then never doing that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxopzm","user":"The_ChwatBot","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:29:14.000Z","text":"“The only moral abortion is my abortion.”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrinp","user":"FrankRizzo319","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:43:38.000Z","text":"If you look at public polling data Catholics support the use of birth control more than you (we) would expect. Just saying.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1mim","user":"ILookLikeKristoff","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:31:53.000Z","text":"It's a lot more than that. This type of Catholic is basically an Evangelical Catholic and is almost always racist, homophobic, and misogynistic. They typically opt to protect corrupt or immoral men and turn a blind eye to war/humanitarian crimes inflicted on peoples they deem \"not good\".\nI mean there's no other way to interpret \"reduce an entire civilization to ash\" as anything other than a call for genocide or nuking civilians. In a war we started. Over nothing. With no plan. To distract from child rape island.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0wsj","user":"apinkpicnic","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:28:36.000Z","text":"Hmmm i’m Catholic and don’t think this at all 🤔","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnw9o","user":"Zapp_Rowsdower_","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:25:02.000Z","text":"They stand for nothing. They build nothing. They are only ‘against.’ Just like MAGA.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrnrn","user":"A_Nonny_Muse","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:44:22.000Z","text":"The only moral abortion is my abortion.","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueReddit/comments/uhsqik/a_classic_the_only_moral_abortion_is_my_abortion/","text":"The only moral abortion is my abortion."}]},{"id":"t1_ofxz7nk","user":"UniqueIndividual3579","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:20:39.000Z","text":"Single issue and the issue is \"what happens between your legs is my business.\"\nIt also most of the religious right and tightly integrated into the Republican party. Democrats need the slogan \"Keep the government out of your pants.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxr1d4","user":"the_ballmer_peak","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:41:11.000Z","text":"Amazing to me how many Catholics have declared that they don't believe the pope.\nIf you choose a politician over the pope, you are not Catholic. By definition.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxndrw","user":"simmaculateFrankRizzo319","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:22:21.000Z","text":"My aunt is one of these","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrn2k","user":"FrankRizzo319","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:44:16.000Z","text":"Bless her heart.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqvhx","user":"aradraugfea","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:40:20.000Z","text":"I saw a LOT of “not my pope” with “enjoy your schism, ya fucking heretic” call outs.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqjzt","user":"djwurm","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:38:42.000Z","text":"if your not familiar with NAR New Apostolic Reformation Evangelical just Google it..\nThey are anti democracy and believe that God speaks thru modern day apostles and prophets. That demonic forces can control entire territories and institutions. They believe that the church is an active army of god that is saving the Earth from the end times which is coming sooner than later.\nPaula White who is Trumps so called spiritual advisor is NAR thru and thru.. Part of thier beliefs is that Democrats are possessed by demons, they must establish Christian dominion, and that American Christian Nationalistic movement will rise up defeat the demonic Democrats and take thier rightful place of power in America.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxuk39","user":"Ferelar","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:58:37.000Z","text":"I remember that dashcam of a cop who got into a MV accident who, in the midst of the crash, didn't say \"Oh SHIT\" or \"Oh GOD\" or \"God save me!!\". He said.... \"Trump, save me!!!!\". I remember that being the moment I accepted it is LITERALLY a cult, not some meme joke or \"gotcha\", this is a literal subversive religious movement.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrqjz","user":"microwilly","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:44:46.000Z","text":"Lol my assigned sponsor when I went through OCIA is like this. She tried to tell me that its our catholic duty to support Trump because Satan has as grasp on the democratic party.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsazz","user":"kirk_smith","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:47:37.000Z","text":"One of the most genuinely creepy things I’ve seen was a news clip back during COVID. Trump had it and made some Secret Service folks cram into an SUV with him so he could drive around Walter Reed, I think. The reporter interviewed a lady that was part of a group of Trump supporters that had gathered on the sidewalk. She said things like “he did this for us. Even though he’s sick, he wanted us to see him so we know he cares about us.” I’m paraphrasing, of course, and probably don’t have it quite right. But the takeaway was it sounded very much like worship. Like the things she said about Trump wouldn’t have been too out of place for someone talking about Jesus.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxr1ok","user":"aradraugfea","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:41:13.000Z","text":"I saw a LOT of “not my pope” posts, with “that ain’t how Catholicism works” call outs.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqsca","user":"CaptainMagnets","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:39:54.000Z","text":"Didn't need polling numbers to know this was true","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxt2rm","user":"writerpilot","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:51:25.000Z","text":"“Find out?” This has been known for a decade.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxp6p3","user":"buttbuttlolbuttbutt__Elwood_Blues__valeyard89Stephenw225","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:31:37.000Z","text":"The Beatles, \"We're more well known than Jesus.\" Almost Canceled.\nTrump: \"I am Jesus, and the Pope sucks. I will heal you by taking away health care!\"\nMAGA: \"He is the messiah!\"","links":[{"url":"https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-10-2018/nW8Bl4.mp4","text":"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxv943","user":"__Elwood_Blues__valeyard89","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:01:57.000Z","text":"Sigh...He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy","links":[{"url":"https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-10-2018/nW8Bl4.mp4","text":"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"}]},{"id":"t1_ofy8mri","user":"valeyard89","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:03:21.000Z","text":"WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!\nI'mnot","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvmtn","user":"Stephenw225","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:03:47.000Z","text":"\"He's NOT the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!\" \"I say he is, and I should know. I've followed a few.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxndea","user":"gerirapaditoburritoeisbock","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:22:18.000Z","text":"This poll is from three weeks ago","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpis1","user":"paditoburrito","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:33:21.000Z","text":"Thanks for pointing that out.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4dav","user":"eisbock","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:44:31.000Z","text":"Can't wait for the sequel to drop","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmi1w","user":"whichwitch9","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:17:44.000Z","text":"Jesus while healing Epstein\nYou can't make that shit up. Sick guy looked really familiar","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxp8qr","user":"MentalDisintegrat1on","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:31:55.000Z","text":"The Pope should declare Trump as the antichrist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxlr5w","user":"StabbingHoboReturnsNotRadTrad05deadheffermymamaalwayssaid","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:13:49.000Z","text":"American Catholics are much more of a doomer cult than European Catholics. \nSo I would be surprised if this actually cratered his support with them. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmqp6","user":"NotRadTrad05","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:19:00.000Z","text":"I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. It won't be the 100% loss of support it should be, but it'll be more than you think.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnze8","user":"deadheffermymamaalwayssaid","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:25:27.000Z","text":"I think they just won’t see this news. That’s it. They are goldfish. Or frogs in water starting to boil.\nMorons","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxuwkq","user":"mymamaalwayssaid","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:00:17.000Z","text":"Can confirm. Many members of my family who are still Catholic are simply continuing on like nothing at all happened.\n\"I didn't hear anything about that.\"\n\"That type of news is always exaggerated, don't believe everything you see on the news.\"\n\"We'll just wait and see, he probably has a plan you just don't see it yet.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxohtq","user":"lnc_5103","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:28:04.000Z","text":"Poll was conducted in March. Definitely interested in seeing a follow up after this insanity.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxocxp","user":"even_less_resistanceOfficeSalamander","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:27:23.000Z","text":"the evangelicals that i know woke up pissed about the jesus thing lmao","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxzj1","user":"OfficeSalamander","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:14:57.000Z","text":"Well he posts \"Praise be to Allah\" on Easter and then a week later (on Orthodox Easter no less, not that evangelicals would care that much about it), he posts a picture of himself as Jesus\nThat's... a lot to swallow if you're a believing Christian","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxscjw","user":"ArcherLife3105","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:47:50.000Z","text":"The sane washing of Trump by the media is unreal. Just directly quote his batshit crazy posts in the title. People need to know we are being lead by a man that doesn’t have the mental capacity.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmfab","user":"freeman57carcinoma_kidTalador12VagrantShadowwillmannix123Hairy_Mycologist_945mr_baloo2wirecatzFamousCycle615SatoshiReportMobiusOne_ISAFCynykllnc_5103TransitionFCLustyLizardLadyAmazingDadJokesXytakTechygal9OkBattle9871KijafaThunderstarterThias_Thias","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:17:20.000Z","text":"How in the fuck is it even anywhere near 50%?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxo8c5","user":"carcinoma_kidTalador12VagrantShadowwillmannix123Hairy_Mycologist_945mr_baloo2wirecatzFamousCycle615SatoshiReportMobiusOne_ISAFCynykl","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:26:44.000Z","text":"Probably they can’t stomach the Dem’s stance on abortion or LGBT rights plus a lot of the old money in the U.S. is Catholics.\nWhite evangelical support for Trump is still at almost 70%","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzwlr","user":"Talador12VagrantShadowwillmannix123","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:23:51.000Z","text":"That 70% number is still disgusting. The brain wash is real","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3jjz","user":"VagrantShadowwillmannix123","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:40:45.000Z","text":"It has been decades in the making. Hell, you can bet there are a number of catholic republicans who had no idea that the republican party painted an absolute fear of JFK's Catholicism when he was running for president, trying to paint it as though the Pope would have direct control over the President over the United States just because he himself was Catholic.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9vr0","user":"willmannix123","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:08:29.000Z","text":"Lol. The irony is Israel basically has direct control over the republican party at the moment","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1iiq","user":"Hairy_Mycologist_945mr_baloo2wirecatz","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:31:22.000Z","text":"It's mostly 50 years of single issue abortion voting. Surprisingly enough they don't really vote against LGBT rights as a group because it's in a very different category than abortion, which they view as genocide level mass murder of unborn humans.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2drt","user":"mr_baloo2wirecatz","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:35:22.000Z","text":"The abortion thing is just a story. Reality is they are white people who hate. They love Trump because he gives voice and action to their hate.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyccws","user":"wirecatz","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:19:32.000Z","text":"That is ignorant and absolutely not the case across the board. Abortion is the #1 issue for most Catholics. It's really not that much of a mental stretch to see how someone considers a fetus a human person who should have rights. You don't have to write them all off as hateful racists. At least not for that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2ar0","user":"FamousCycle615","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:34:59.000Z","text":"In my experience, it really is just abortion. And it drives me crazy. I’m catholic. Most of the people in my life are catholic. 99% of them don’t give two thoughts to LGBT rights because they can differentiate a civil union and marriage in the church. They’re fine with civil unions, just not LGBT catholic marriages in the church. At least in my experience, I’m sure there are plenty of catholics who can’t differentiate the difference, but this has been my experience in the Midwest. Sometimes they have issues with trans rights specifically, but even that is somewhat rare. A lot adopt a libertarian view on this specific issue, not my circus, not my monkey sort of thing.\nBut for any of them that vote right, they’re all single issue voters on abortion and it drives me up a wall. Literally every other political stance from the right is at direct odds with Catholic Church teachings. It’s literally called Catholic Social Teaching. AND THEY RECOGNIZE AND KNOW IT, but “he’s pro life”. Having any sort of conversation or discourse about it, it just boils down to abortion. Single issue Catholic voters make up the vast majority of the Catholic republican voters.\nI get so frustrated and disheartened by this. I hope this shift continues to happen. Maybe too little too late, but maybe better late than never.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0mu9","user":"SatoshiReportMobiusOne_ISAFCynykl","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:27:17.000Z","text":"Do any of them read Jesus' teachings from the bible? He discusses none of that. What he does discuss is love and compassion above all.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy359x","user":"MobiusOne_ISAFCynykl","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:38:55.000Z","text":"Nah, there's like two passages about not being gay; that completely justifies ignoring the other 99.9% that asks them to not be horrible to other people!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8hq0","user":"Cynykl","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:02:52.000Z","text":"Lol very little of the bible asks you not to be horrible to people, even in the new testament. I would argue that the majority of the bible is people being horrible to other people often at gods command.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxoof4","user":"lnc_5103TransitionFCLustyLizardLadyAmazingDadJokes","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:29:00.000Z","text":"The poll was conducted in March.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzglf","user":"TransitionFCLustyLizardLady","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:21:48.000Z","text":"If it is not zero after the events of the last 24 hours, then I would question if any Catholic continuing to support Trump is actually one.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy27mn","user":"LustyLizardLady","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:34:35.000Z","text":"At this point I'm pretty sure any Catholic who's denying the Pope to support is actually schismatic. Like the entire point is he's God's infallible voice on earth.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzl0n","user":"AmazingDadJokes","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:22:23.000Z","text":"Anyone paying attention could have known back in the 80s that Trump thinks he's God.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxp8p8","user":"XytakTechygal9OkBattle9871","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:31:54.000Z","text":"Exit polls had roughly half of Catholic voters going for Trump. And clergy tends to lean even more conservative than the laity.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvylb","user":"Techygal9","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:05:21.000Z","text":"American Catholics are more conservative than many other nations, other than the Philippines.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0y0a","user":"OkBattle9871","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:28:45.000Z","text":"Wild considering our only Catholic presidents to date were JFK and Joe Biden.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxz1t5","user":"Kijafa","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:19:54.000Z","text":"From my personal experience, most young Catholics with any sort of liberal sensibility have left the church. So what remains is a large portion of reactionary old people and zealously right-wing young converts.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy27nv","user":"Thunderstarter","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:34:35.000Z","text":"As someone raised-Catholic-turned-agnostic:\nAbortion.\nI know plenty of liberal/leftist Catholics who’ve never supported Trump, I know more that have always voted Republican because of abortion.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxz20u","user":"Thias_Thias","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:19:55.000Z","text":"\"Women bad\" is an ideology (too) many subscribe to.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxk7kj","user":"JohnnyFireverifiedboomerbarley_wineXytakCapable_Kiwi2514barley_winechadwickipediaMissionaryOfCatlnc_5103TheCaptainDamnItBreesusTakeTheWheeldroans","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:05:42.000Z","text":"Still too high.\nIts crazy to me to think that, when I was growing up Catholic, less than 20 years ago, that people I knew in the church would've called this man insane and incompetent, and now, as I am no longer with the church, these people are falling over themselves to support him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxlpfl","user":"verifiedboomerbarley_wine","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:13:35.000Z","text":"Yep. Shocked to learn it was above 50 to begin with!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy3ss","user":"barley_wine","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:15:30.000Z","text":"The whole anti abortion movement above stuff Jesus actually talked about also took hold with many American Catholics. Removing women’s access to abortion was one of the few things Trump actually kept his promise on and many of them loved him for that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxo20p","user":"XytakCapable_Kiwi2514barley_wine","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:25:50.000Z","text":"Same. I think we’re seeing a sort of self-selection bias kick in. Over the past 20 years, as more and more people have left organized religion, the people that remain are, for lack of a better word, just a bit more “MAGA” on average.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtr7o","user":"Capable_Kiwi2514barley_wine","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:54:44.000Z","text":"You've also got Evangelicals converting in large numbers and the people choosing to become priests are nationalists who are far more politically conservative than older priests who typically fought for a more progressive church. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyprx","user":"barley_wine","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:18:21.000Z","text":"I’ve always found this hard to believe how much this changed. Much of the shift was over abortion which the bible is ambiguous about the morality if, but the bible is very clear in its call for social welfare programs and they ignore the clear teaching to obsess over the ambiguous issue.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxp8xn","user":"chadwickipediaMissionaryOfCat","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:31:56.000Z","text":"I think that’s the biggest thing that drives me crazy about older Trump supporters. These people were our teachers, people we looked up to, people that taught morals…..and now they are MAGA all the way because their retirement accounts and property values are high","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvepm","user":"MissionaryOfCat","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:02:42.000Z","text":"That's the part that's been giving me a literal existential crisis. Those people taught me to be skeptical, love my neighbor, and uphold the Constitution. If people like my Dad can be made to fully buy into this mouth-breathing, narcissistic man-baby, then it feels like humanity as a species truly doesn't have free will. We're all programmable. We can be convinced of literally anything if someone figures out the psychological cheat codes. Truth doesn't ultimately win out in the end. If a brighter future was still possible, it would almost feel like the human race doesn't deserve it anymore.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxomgc","user":"lnc_5103","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:28:43.000Z","text":"This poll was conducted in March. I hope they do a follow up after the insanity of attacking the Pope and depicting himself as Jesus.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxq9oq","user":"TheCaptainDamnIt","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:37:13.000Z","text":"People need to learn that a whole lot of religious Americans are just more racist than they are religious. Trump would loose far more support from these people by telling them a Guatemalan immigrant is equal them than attacking the Pope.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmyne","user":"BreesusTakeTheWheel","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:20:10.000Z","text":"Sounds like you need to go back to church lol. Seems like you’re the difference maker.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2kiv","user":"droans","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:36:15.000Z","text":"My grandma converted to Catholicism around sixty years ago. She's 95 now and barely there anymore.\nMy grandma is the kindest woman anyone I know has ever met. If you tried to rob her, she would drive you to the bank and hand over all the money you wanted with a smile. That's not an exaggeration - fifteen or twenty years ago, a scammer called her up and she gave them some money. My dad lectured her for twenty minutes before she admitted she knew it was a scam but assumed someone who was so desperate probably needed some help. When I was in college, I found out one of my friends lived with her for a couple of years because her parents kicked her out. My grandma only ever met her once before. She attended mass daily, was in charge of the funeral luncheons, and made meals for the priests twice a week. She was my real-life Mr Rogers growing up.\nWent to visit for Christmas and saw that someone put up a Trump calendar on her fridge. This really pissed me off. She never would support Trump if she was still mentally sharp. I'm not talking about his policies or anything - she just would never support someone so disrespectful, foul-mouthed, abrasive, and reckless.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxkuly","user":"thebatmanbeyndGreenAnderSouthern-Democrat25GreenAnderwazeltovslfnflctdLow_Search_6667MrFishAndLoavesshunsh1necarcinoma_kidzubuneriYashemaWakingWaldoSchneider21PaintedClownPenispfannkuchen89PaintedClownPenisMagakMagakCatholicCajunacemedic","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:09:06.000Z","text":"Which is crazy. He lost some of the Catholic support not because he’s a convicted felon, rapist, or pedophile, but because of the gas prices.","links":[{"url":"https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2022/05/10/abortion-history-right-white-evangelical-1970s-00031480","text":"Source"},{"url":"https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-approval-rating-flips-with-christians-11741961","text":"https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-approval-rating-flips-with-christians-11741961"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxm31b","user":"GreenAnderSouthern-Democrat25GreenAnderwazeltovslfnflctdLow_Search_6667MrFishAndLoavesshunsh1ne","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:15:33.000Z","text":"He’s still got evangelicals so it’s something I guess","links":[{"url":"https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2022/05/10/abortion-history-right-white-evangelical-1970s-00031480","text":"Source"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxqbqa","user":"Southern-Democrat25GreenAnderwazeltovslfnflctdLow_Search_6667","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:37:31.000Z","text":"So basically, what we can conclude, is that Christians do not have the interests of the United States at heart. They are a self serving organization based on hatred of others.\nA Christian who loathes American Christians.","links":[{"url":"https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2022/05/10/abortion-history-right-white-evangelical-1970s-00031480","text":"Source"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxu9zv","user":"GreenAnderwazeltovslfnflctd","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:57:16.000Z","text":"I think he only ever barely had Catholics tbh, but in general they all vote GOP so yeah they hate America","links":[{"url":"https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2022/05/10/abortion-history-right-white-evangelical-1970s-00031480","text":"Source"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxw6os","user":"wazeltovslfnflctd","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:06:26.000Z","text":"Many Catholics (and Christians too) are single issue voters with regards to abortion. I wish it was more nuanced than that.","links":[{"url":"https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2022/05/10/abortion-history-right-white-evangelical-1970s-00031480","text":"Source"}]},{"id":"t1_ofy4iut","user":"slfnflctd","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:45:13.000Z","text":"This actually somewhat makes sense within Catholic doctrine, they've been pretty consistent about it for a long time.\nAll the other denominations in the US? Not so much. It was basically a manufactured issue right-wingers came up with after public opinion turned against racial segregation in schools and that topic was no longer a vote clincher. The 'christian media' swallowed the bait hook, line and sinker and started acting like it was their idea. And then jumped into bed with Republicans and stayed there, ignoring any semblance of separation of church & state.\nAbortion was a total non-issue for most US Christians before the 1970s, and they are by & large oblivious to this fact.\nSource","links":[{"url":"https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2022/05/10/abortion-history-right-white-evangelical-1970s-00031480","text":"Source"}]},{"id":"t1_ofy0ebc","user":"Low_Search_6667","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:26:09.000Z","text":"Evangelicals aren't really Christians. They worship their religion of subservience to their cult.\nIt's a performative religion that has nothing to do with god or jesus.\nIt's not about christian love. It's all about proving the strength of your commitment to the cult","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnv5a","user":"MrFishAndLoavesshunsh1ne","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:24:52.000Z","text":"They know the Pope is soft on nuclear weapons!\n/s","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwatu","user":"shunsh1ne","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:06:59.000Z","text":"Gandhi though…he was a man that knew how to nuke a civilization.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxna3u","user":"carcinoma_kidzubuneriYashemaWakingWaldoSchneider21","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:21:49.000Z","text":"I mean he’s also going after the Pope","links":[{"url":"https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-approval-rating-flips-with-christians-11741961","text":"https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-approval-rating-flips-with-christians-11741961"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxo1ej","user":"zubuneriYashema","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:25:45.000Z","text":"He was losing the Catholics before the pope attack, after the war with Iran. \nhttps://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-approval-rating-flips-with-christians-11741961\n“Among Catholic voters, 48 percent said they approve of Trump’s job performance, while 52 percent disapprove, a net negative of 4 points. Just weeks earlier, Catholics had leaned the other way.”\nI imagine there will be a bump in disapproval on top of that after last nights tweets","links":[{"url":"https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-approval-rating-flips-with-christians-11741961","text":"https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-approval-rating-flips-with-christians-11741961"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxrjl4","user":"Yashema","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:43:46.000Z","text":"So a slight majority are against him after most polls found him winning their vote in 2024? ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxteci","user":"WakingWaldo","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:53:00.000Z","text":"I recently listened to a podcast that had two Catholic/former Catholic hosts and they pointed out that the majority of Catholics who support Trumpover the pope are the adult-convert Catholics ala JD Vance.\nNow, I am not Catholic nor was I raised Catholic, but I think it's certainly an interesting observation to make.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqed7","user":"Schneider21","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:37:53.000Z","text":"He's done that previously, though, too. His dementia-addled brain is just kicking it into overdrive lately.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxp32h","user":"PaintedClownPenispfannkuchen89PaintedClownPenisMagakMagak","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:31:06.000Z","text":"Catholics being okay with pedophiles, huh? What has the world come to?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrkyw","user":"pfannkuchen89PaintedClownPenisMagakMagak","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:43:58.000Z","text":"Most Catholics I’ve met simply deny that the church has had a massive problem with pedos in their ranks. When confronted in the issue they usually just say ‘oh it’s a few here and there, but you can’t judge the church for it’ as if the church itself hasn’t blocked investigations and covered it up for decades. Maybe not so much as being okay with it, but the complete denial of its existence when it comes to both the church and republicans.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxs5fr","user":"PaintedClownPenis","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:46:51.000Z","text":"Because to admit it would be to admit that everything you've ever stood for as a person was total bullshit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtol9","user":"MagakMagak","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:54:23.000Z","text":"The talking point I hear these days “what about teachers abusing students in schools?” lol so fucking dumb","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtyk7","user":"CatholicCajun","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:55:43.000Z","text":"I mean... The ones that thought those things were deal breakers stopped identifying as Catholic a while back, so the Catholics answering polls about politics aren't the ones who care about their authority figures sexually abusing children. Weird that it's blasphemy and oil shipments that turned them against him, but I'm not surprised, just continually disappointed.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnk9c","user":"acemedic","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:23:18.000Z","text":"I thought the reports of underage abortion would turn folks away.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxlbvz","user":"ttpharmdkadawkinsttpharmd","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:11:36.000Z","text":"Maybe directly attacking the pope and posting an image of himself as Jesus Christ will get it a little lower but I doubt it. Most Christians, regardless of denomination will give up Jesus before Trump","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxn9ii","user":"kadawkinsttpharmd","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:21:44.000Z","text":"Not most Christians. The christians who are white nationalists or prosperity gospel, neither of which is remotely Christian, support him. Those of us who love Jesus with all our hearts, are absolutely gutted by what’s happening in this country and around the world.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxoim4","user":"ttpharmd","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:28:11.000Z","text":"I’d say that’s true but anymore, those groups are the loudest and anyone looking in see one big umbrella where everyone falls. I hate to be grouped in with them but I feel like they are controlling the narrative now.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpodf","user":"Agreeable-Menus1m0n8","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:34:10.000Z","text":"As a Catholic, I am disappointed with Catholics. If you are truly a Christian or a Catholic, it should be zero %. Plus, these polls don't mean crap; their hearts are MAGA and they will vote MAGA cause they believe the other side is worse","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1cfo","user":"s1m0n8","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:30:35.000Z","text":"I don't think Trump is compatible with any religion.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnuqb","user":"restore_democracyCrikeyMikeyLikey","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:24:48.000Z","text":"You cannot be an actual Christ follower and a Trump supporter.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvv7j","user":"CrikeyMikeyLikey","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:04:54.000Z","text":"Full stop. No gray area.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxkwq7","user":"Reasonable-Leg-2002","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:09:24.000Z","text":"How is there even one?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxlgap","user":"socialistForDEgeriraLarge_Concentrate509SickOfEnggSpamHighwayBrigandTrikki1Hefty_Musician2402PipsqueakPilotalanalanalan92","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:12:14.000Z","text":"Trump literally said the pope is a loser and is doing endless unspeakable crimes against humanity, and he just now is under 50%\nReligious people have no morals lmao. They're sooo shitty Jesus christ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxngiu","user":"geriraLarge_Concentrate509SickOfEnggSpam","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:22:45.000Z","text":"This poll was conducted three weeks ago. It's in the second line of the article.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxox59","user":"Large_Concentrate509","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:30:15.000Z","text":"^ this guy read the article","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxs5aa","user":"SickOfEnggSpam","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:46:50.000Z","text":"Even if it was three weeks ago, the Epstein files, kicking people off of health care, ICE, threatening allies, war crimes in Venezuela, war crimes in Iran, and so on weren’t enough to drop his support below 50%?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxns6s","user":"HighwayBrigand","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:24:26.000Z","text":"So, Trump did all of that last night, and this poll was conducted March 20 - 23.   ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxn8no","user":"Trikki1Hefty_Musician2402PipsqueakPilot","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:21:37.000Z","text":"Catholics are largely abortion-focused single issue voters","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxobry","user":"Hefty_Musician2402PipsqueakPilot","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:27:13.000Z","text":"Ehhhh it’s anecdotal but the ones I know, even the anti-abortion ones, couldn’t bring themselves to vote for him at least this time, and some never voted for him because they saw him as anti-Christian and just a bad person all around on every single issue lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqtee","user":"PipsqueakPilot","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:40:02.000Z","text":"The majority of Catholic Americans who voted, cast their vote for Trump.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpgss","user":"alanalanalan92","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:33:04.000Z","text":"He didn’t just call him a loser either. The pope was so rattled by some of the threats they received from our government a while back that he doesn’t even feel safe coming here.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4ur6","user":"No-Flower-4987","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:46:43.000Z","text":"I used to work for a large Catholic radio station. It became clear after a while, based on their programming topics and decisions, that they were Republican first and Christian second, despite their very Catholic front.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxl15i","user":"mshelbzNotEveryoneIsSpecialmshelbz","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:10:03.000Z","text":"Just remind these “Christians” they have to reconcile their decision when meeting St. Peter at the gates and be prepared to explain why they picked a child rapist over their faith.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqhic","user":"NotEveryoneIsSpecialmshelbz","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:38:20.000Z","text":"The ones I know just say \"Abortion! Abortion! Abortion!\" and then put their fingers in their ears.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqu9m","user":"mshelbz","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:40:10.000Z","text":"And this is the part where being an atheist hurts me.\nI want there to be a day where they have to answer for everything they have said and done using their religion as cover.\nI’m not religious but I like the basic principles, love one another, take care of one another.\nThe simplest part of their own faith they choose to ignore.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnhfl","user":"RandyMuscle","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:22:53.000Z","text":"It was ABOVE 50% before? Lmao","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxk0iq","user":"Hot_Historian7387","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:04:39.000Z","text":"Trump only cares about the oligarch and election-fixer support anyway. That's all he needs.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmnjk","user":"Ice_Solid","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:18:32.000Z","text":"The question is why is it so high to start with.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnw02","user":"Taliskerhu","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:24:59.000Z","text":"Maga at this point is a sect led by a crazed Caligula","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofydhao","user":"JimmyTheJimJimson","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:24:36.000Z","text":"Catholic here.\nIf you’re an American Catholic, and you haven’t said “fuck this orange turd” and removed your support for him, you should be kicked out of the church.\nHe attacked the pope, and turned himself into a graven image. He’s anti-religious.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxo5ho","user":"r_z_n","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:26:20.000Z","text":"More than 50% of Catholics supporting Trump is insane. The fact that he still polls so highly with Christians just highlights how much of a joke American Christianity really is.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvfvf","user":"kingjackson007","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:02:51.000Z","text":"The fact there is any \"catholic support\" for Donald Trump will forever baffle me.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4dfy","user":"OneCatch","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:44:32.000Z","text":"The fact that his support is even still in the double digits among Catholics is astounding to me.\nEven prior to being president he was a multiply divorced serial adulterer and a rapist. He's pretty much a poster child for the deadly sins (either the modern seven or the historical ones, take your pick).\nSince being president he's posted pictures of himself as God or Jesus.\nHe's been disrespectful to the last Pope.\nHe's suggested he should be the Pope.\nHe's picked an outright fight with the new Pope.\nEven if you were to set aside the moral aspects (and why would you, given that most Christians define their faith in terms of morality?), his recent actions are deliberately and definitionally profane (in the original sense of the word).\nHe's fundamentally incompatible with Catholicism.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyc5tb","user":"bigwetbeef","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:18:40.000Z","text":"Well, the thing is, Catholics are pretty fucking stupid to have put themselves in this position in the first place. Even a surface level understanding of history would have revealed NO amount of ass kissing gets you to Evangelical levels of superiority in the USA. That was all smoke and mirrors and papists fell for it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofycrct","user":"JoshAllentown","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:21:21.000Z","text":"My priest's homily this past Sunday was the Catholic equivalent of \"Fuck this guy for how he talks to the Pope\" it was really wild.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxn5o7","user":"birdie_Sea","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:21:11.000Z","text":"We had a great catholic president for 4 years named Joe Biden!\nWe now have a prosperity gospel evangelical leader who is going to try to usher in the end times.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1r4m","user":"Throwaway1098590","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:32:28.000Z","text":"50% is 50% too high.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4ys8","user":"Sracer42","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:47:15.000Z","text":"Below 50%? It ought to be 0%. Who are these morons that still support hm?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5mge","user":"sysdmn","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:50:14.000Z","text":"Catholic support previously being above 50% is a pretty big indictment of Catholicism, yikes","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybcgi","user":"Impractically_Dead","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:15:01.000Z","text":"Seriously? Just now below 50%?  Wtf, Catholics? Does he need to grow devil horns, dye his skin red and poke babies with a pitchfork before you give him a fraction of the disapproval he has earned?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybfnu","user":"Idj1t","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:15:25.000Z","text":"There are no christians in MAGA.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybr0b","user":"AlternativePizza3391","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:16:49.000Z","text":"Can you imagine being catholic and supporting Trump wtf","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyby7x","user":"ouatedephoque","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:17:44.000Z","text":"How the fuck can it be so high still? Make it make sense please.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofycl27","user":"free2bk8","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:20:34.000Z","text":"Wait until those Catholics that voted for him see their sons and grandsons go to war. They have betrayed everything that Christ stood for","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxklzo","user":"wdomeikaXytak","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:07:50.000Z","text":"I'd like all the Catholics at mass on Sunday's to be required to raise their hands during the sermon if they support Trump.\nI'd like the pastor to keep track and post it outside the church so it's clearly visible. Perhaps the sign might say:\nOur Parishioners Who Support the Anti-Christ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxoeaj","user":"Xytak","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:27:35.000Z","text":"That’s the thing. Turns out the clergy is more conservative on average than the laity.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxk6ex","user":"comingsoonme","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:05:32.000Z","text":"My Meemo and PeePaw are both Catholics and MAGA ....and they still support him. :-(","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnc2m","user":"Ryclea","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:22:07.000Z","text":"Correction: almost half of all Catholics support an amoral narcissist who rapes women and children, and compares himself to Jesus.\nThis is not the behavior of people who believed they will be judged by God.\nAlmost half of Catholics are faking their faith.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmann","user":"RunDNA","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:16:39.000Z","text":"The poll, conducted March 20-23\nIt will be even lower if taken again today.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxn1u4","user":"Fluid_Anywhere_7015","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:20:38.000Z","text":"Which means, that almost half of American catholics are still in love with the antichrist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxn54r","user":"Fit-Flounder-5253","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:21:06.000Z","text":"Im sure American Shia Muslims aint too fond of him right now either...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxn6p0","user":"Am_Deer","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:21:20.000Z","text":"Can we appreciate the absurdity of this? The convicted rapist and fraudster means more to some Catholics than the pope.\nReligion isn’t real if you trust this guy over the one who dedicated his life to the book you are supposed to live by.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxn8qr","user":"unreqistered","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:21:38.000Z","text":"why … what could he have possibly done to alienate them?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxn9u1","user":"THSSFC","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:21:47.000Z","text":"Also news: Catholic Support for Donald Trump was ever above 50%","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnc05","user":"srfrosky","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:22:06.000Z","text":"1 in 2 republican “catholics” place Trump above the pope to the surprise of no one.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnkgg","user":"imanchats","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:23:19.000Z","text":"It’s still that high? Or is this before he attacked the Pope?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxo512","user":"Thin-Competition3018","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:26:16.000Z","text":"I am surprised it was above the maga base level of 35%.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxo669","user":"Ornery-Ticket834","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:26:25.000Z","text":"Catholics who still support Trump need their heads examined.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxo8ya","user":"arriesgado","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:26:49.000Z","text":"Good but there never should have been Catholic, or any Christian, support for trump in the first place.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxoc21","user":"Looka_Doncic","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:27:16.000Z","text":"Praising alah on easter morning did not help with catholic support ether. .","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxocrd","user":"missed_sla","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:27:22.000Z","text":"He posted a picture of himself as Pope last year and he retained a majority Catholic approval. MAGA is totally not a cult though.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxor9u","user":"hear_the_thunder","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:29:25.000Z","text":"Every Catholic Trump supporter is a traitor to their religion","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxothv","user":"Ambitious_Egg9713","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:29:44.000Z","text":"lol he is publicly threatening the Pope, I’m amazed he has even 50% of the Catholics","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxoubx","user":"wkomorow","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:29:51.000Z","text":"How in the holy grail is it even above 0%?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxphxy","user":"chubby_pink_donut","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:33:14.000Z","text":"I don't worship a god, but I attended Quaker services and loosely follow the teachings of Jesus as I feel guided to serve those in need.\nI'm not saying Trump is THE Anti-Christ but by his words and actions he shows that he is AN Anti-Christ. I really don't see how those who call themselves Christian support him. Trump is everything Jesus was against.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpqet","user":"OlDropTop","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:34:27.000Z","text":"The fact that there was any","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxq9z7","user":"lennybriscoforthewin","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:37:15.000Z","text":"Sean Duffy and his wife are born Catholics. Even have 9 children. Someone should ask him how he reconciles working in this president’s cabinet and being a Catholic. They should ask about the Trump as Jesus posting.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxr2hb","user":"jpurdy","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:41:20.000Z","text":"That being the “conservative” Register is significant. Their anti-women’s rights followers were the 70% who voted for Trump.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxs3qx","user":"kelsey11","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:46:37.000Z","text":"I’ll take them as they come but, fuck, it’s so frustrating seeing people be ok with rape and terror and racism and fraud and mob tactics but, oh no! He’s not doing what the pope said to do about the completely unnecessary war!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsc5v","user":"FaustusRedux","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:47:46.000Z","text":"EWTN was a big part of his Catholic support in the first place. How are they threading the needle these days?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsncq","user":"SmugRooster","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:49:18.000Z","text":"Catholics: „We don‘t mind the child raping - happens to the best of us - but impersonating Jesus is where we draw the line!“","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxta6m","user":"Intrepid_Top_2300","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:52:26.000Z","text":"Not the threat to the Pope?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtjtl","user":"RelevantAtoms","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:53:43.000Z","text":"I am disappointed in my fellow Catholics that support is anywhere near 50%, let alone that it was once over. Be better my brothers and sisters.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtthy","user":"SunWonderful194","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:55:02.000Z","text":"The fact that it's above 1% is concerning.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxutgb","user":"brickout","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:59:52.000Z","text":"Absolutely wild that he has any Catholic support at all.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvhug","user":"hamsterfolly","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:03:07.000Z","text":"The fascist American Catholic Bishops must be pissed their flock turned from their guy","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvjk8","user":"awhunt1","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:03:21.000Z","text":"Not at all shocking it was that high. He’s proud of having Roe v Wade overturned. That’s absolutely massive for Catholics.\nDisgusting of course, but they love it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw1wd","user":"Griffolion","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:05:48.000Z","text":"The poll, conducted March 20-23 jointly by Republican pollster Shaw & Co. Research and Democratic pollster Beacon Research, found that 48% of Catholic voters approve of the job Trump is doing as president and 52% disapprove.\nOh damn, this was from 3 weeks ago. I would love to see what that number would be today after the Pentagon overtly threatened The Vatican to \"choose a side\" and Trump's multiple meltdowns at Pope Leo for the crime of checks notes taking the most baseline of Christian stances towards this war.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwboy","user":"MiIlFlWi","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:07:06.000Z","text":"Breaks every commandment, ignores the Constitution, rapes women and children but this is where you draw the line?","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1sk9zvm","type":"link","sub":"pics","username":"valerusii","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"i.redd.it","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1sk9zvm/oc_thank_trump_for_high_gas_prices_akron_oh_41026/","score":8300,"comments_count":212,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:55:16.000Z","url":"https://i.redd.it/5qhc9d1bgyug1.jpeg","thumbnail":"https://preview.redd.it/5qhc9d1bgyug1.jpeg?width=140&height=106&auto=webp&s=d588e22873b1826fcd6e60ed1410294ac3ffb73d","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"[OC] THANK TRUMP FOR HIGH GAS PRICES - Akron, OH 4/10/26","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofxia1l","user":"AutoModerator","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:55:18.000Z","text":"It looks like this post is about Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to Politics can be found here.\nI am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics","text":"here"},{"url":"/message/compose/?to=/r/pics","text":"contact the moderators of this subreddit"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxkgmm","user":"Beneficial_Cash_8420Beneficial_Couple413frankerangiosperms-Cool_Ranch_DodrioSerious-Effort4427treehumper83NeighborhoodDude84GrumpyGummyBearrematarSanelessBill_Brasky_SOBSpecialistRich2309phoenix1984laffer1spookytransexughost8ackwoodsUpstairs-Donkey6049valerusiiYharnam_BlunderbussPrudent_Shake_8149Bill_Brasky_SOBazsnazTheBigCoreliftbikerunSirgolfsdrje_aLSoft_Entry_4440Fun_River8138iaymnuClopulisiiGhillieSniperdparag14gamerdudeNYCtpars","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:07:02.000Z","text":"Americans caring a lot more about gas prices than about bombing civilians in Iran says a lot about how we got here.","links":[{"url":"https://www.hydrocarbonprocessing.com/news/2026/01/chinas-heavy-reliance-on-iranian-oil-imports/","text":"https://www.hydrocarbonprocessing.com/news/2026/01/chinas-heavy-reliance-on-iranian-oil-imports/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxnbyl","user":"Beneficial_Couple413frankerangiosperms-Cool_Ranch_Dodrio","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:22:06.000Z","text":"I think many have given up on reaching the MAGA faction by appealing to concern for non-white people half a globe away. But gas prices are something they can understand.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxww6a","user":"frankerangiosperms-","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:09:48.000Z","text":"Eh, after November their misinformation sources will start telling them this is all the fault of the new Democratic congress. They're just in a bit of a quiet mode for a few more months.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7bim","user":"angiosperms-","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:57:50.000Z","text":"JD Vance has already blamed Biden for the current gas prices. Like 2 weeks ago","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy577s","user":"Cool_Ranch_Dodrio","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:48:19.000Z","text":"I think many have given up on reaching the MAGA faction by appealing to concern for non-white people half a globe away.\nLet's not pretend it's just the MAGA faction of the republican party. Try telling a centrist democrat that Biden never should have sold weapons for genocide.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxogog","user":"Serious-Effort4427treehumper83NeighborhoodDude84GrumpyGummyBearrematar","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:27:54.000Z","text":"Non Americans hating on Americans for caring about the price of a necessity, as necessary as food.\nWe can care about 2 things at once. I care about both.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw27j","user":"treehumper83","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:05:50.000Z","text":"Nuh uh. We Americans only care about ourselves. Specifically, we care about our billionaires.\nSource: everyone in office today\n/s","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzako","user":"NeighborhoodDude84GrumpyGummyBear","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:21:01.000Z","text":"You can care about both, but most people I know aren't complaining about our warcrimes, they are solely concerned about their wallet.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2l12","user":"GrumpyGummyBear","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:36:19.000Z","text":"Which is why this sign is pointed at them. Something they understand.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzs6w","user":"rematar","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:23:17.000Z","text":"What's a necessity? Driving an oversized personal vehicle to work instead of carpooling or taking transit? Don't forget about the flex of living in a suburb without transit..","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnufh","user":"SanelessBill_Brasky_SOBSpecialistRich2309","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:24:46.000Z","text":"Conservatives only care when it affects them. Literally every other country in the world could be blown up and they'll just whine when it affects their job or goods prices","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofya9ey","user":"Bill_Brasky_SOBSpecialistRich2309","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:10:10.000Z","text":"Just a few years ago:\n“Please distance yourselves. If we work together we can save people’s lives.”\n“I don’t care if someone dies I want a haircut.”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofygtob","user":"SpecialistRich2309","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:39:35.000Z","text":"I couldn’t believe Pelosi did that. Glad someone pointed it out. And then Newsom doing the same thing but for lunch. Unreal.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnfb5","user":"phoenix1984laffer1spookytransexughost","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:22:35.000Z","text":"Enough to make a voting majority. We need to get our own head screwed on straight before we go on telling the rest of the world how to be.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqom6","user":"laffer1","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:39:22.000Z","text":"1/3 of the country claimed to vote for cheaper eggs and gas and now we have more expensive everything except eggs. It was not about eggs","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpvu7","user":"spookytransexughost","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:35:14.000Z","text":"Uh incase you hadn't noticed America has always been like that","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxoei9","user":"8ackwoods","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:27:36.000Z","text":"Decades and decades of voting for these types of gouls in charge, having a \"fuck you I got mine\" mentality is how we got here. Everyone is to blame, sorry to burst your bubble","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxry0e","user":"Upstairs-Donkey6049","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:45:50.000Z","text":"Too many. Apparently not enough cared before","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3nly","user":"valerusii","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:41:16.000Z","text":"The other side addressed the war. I forgot to include both","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4raq","user":"Yharnam_Blunderbuss","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:46:17.000Z","text":"They voted for this, twice... they should be enjoying the fruits of their actions.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmx1i","user":"Prudent_Shake_8149Bill_Brasky_SOB","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:19:55.000Z","text":"And why are we bombing Iran at all????\nTrump: Here’s the plan…\nWe’ll start by tearing up the treaty which stops Iran from building nukes.\nNext, we bomb Iran to stop them from building nukes and declare that Iran won’t be building nukes for decades.\nThen we wait eight months and start a war while we’re negotiating a deal to stop Iran from building the nukes they weren’t going to be building. We kill and injure kids and destroy schools, bridges and homes. We alienate our allies, trigger a worldwide oil and gas shock and replace the Ayatollah with his son.\nFinally, we threaten to destroy Iranian civilization and then try to end the war with a declaration of world peace accompanied by a pronouncement that we’re going to make a fortune. We don’t mention the nukes and we leave with Iran charging tolls for passage through the Strait of Hormuz.\nRepublican Congress: Genius!! We finally have a President who doesn’t let logic and morality stand in the way of a truly horrible decision. We’re going to make a fortune and then on to our next conquest!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyayjz","user":"Bill_Brasky_SOB","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:13:17.000Z","text":"Iran: “We’re blockading the Straight.”\nTrump: “NO! WE’RE blockading the Straight.”\nRepublican Congress: “This dude is a modern day Sun Tzu.”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1jmn","user":"azsnaz","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:31:31.000Z","text":"You know the sign changes right? That's not the first one","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1xfz","user":"TheBigCore","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:33:16.000Z","text":"“If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.” - George Carlin\n\"Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They've long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear.\" - George Carlin","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9fmv","user":"liftbikerun","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:06:28.000Z","text":"Or child raping. Or destruction of our environment. Or dismantling of... Every right we have. Or detainment and torture of human beings. Or selling of top secret files. Or killing of citizens in the streets. Or illegal insider trading. Or.... A million other things.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxr39n","user":"Sirgolfsdrje_aLSoft_Entry_4440","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:41:26.000Z","text":"The whole gas price thing is so wild to me, I know people who will drive all around town to save $.10. Yet the same logic won’t apply to much else hey do. Obsessing over gas prices is a mental health issue to me lol.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzpkh","user":"drje_aL","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:22:57.000Z","text":"they think they're getting away with something when they find the cheaper fuel.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6u5f","user":"Soft_Entry_4440","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:55:41.000Z","text":"Car brain. It's a real thing","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyqe1","user":"Fun_River8138","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:18:26.000Z","text":"It’s impossible to keep screaming into the void when nobody is listening. Nobody wants this to be happening but we’re STILL paying for it. Everybody is. It’s not selfish to ALSO be upset that you have $5 last at the end of the month.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0slb","user":"iaymnu","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:28:03.000Z","text":"what’s wrong with choosing to care about bare necessities? I’m sure you are doing ALL you can to support the civilians in Iran.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2yqf","user":"Clopulis","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:38:05.000Z","text":"Where does the sign say that? The bombing of civilians is a completely different topic. The sign is talking solely about gas prices.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxdrz","user":"iiGhillieSniper","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:12:07.000Z","text":"you do realize your average American can’t just fix everything. Your average American also isn’t the one doing the bombing or has any say in it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy58em","user":"dparag14","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:48:28.000Z","text":"They learnt this from their president.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxoteb","user":"gamerdudeNYC","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:29:43.000Z","text":"The Republicans can’t survive high gas prices","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw0nz","user":"tpars","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:05:38.000Z","text":"This is less about the price of oil in America and more about the supply of oil that \"was\" going to China. China buys 80-90% of Iran's oil exports. China \"was\" the biggest importer of Venezuela's oil. https://www.hydrocarbonprocessing.com/news/2026/01/chinas-heavy-reliance-on-iranian-oil-imports/ Now the United States has stepped in on this supply chain. There's a much bigger thing in play here than people realize.","links":[{"url":"https://www.hydrocarbonprocessing.com/news/2026/01/chinas-heavy-reliance-on-iranian-oil-imports/","text":"https://www.hydrocarbonprocessing.com/news/2026/01/chinas-heavy-reliance-on-iranian-oil-imports/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxourm","user":"TamedCrowssigep0361cive666AwesomeBrainPowersturbohuk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:29:55.000Z","text":"War we shouldn't be involved in, incompitent leadership, high gas prices.\nSame shit as 2021 when people were putting the Biden sticker on gas pumps.\nIm so tired...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwhul","user":"sigep0361cive666","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:07:55.000Z","text":"Hang in there until November. Hungary showed the world that extremist right wing nonsense is on the decline in 2026. Encourage everyone you know to vote.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfxrt","user":"cive666","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:35:39.000Z","text":"It took them 16 years of him destroying democracy though.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofycvsl","user":"AwesomeBrainPowers","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:21:55.000Z","text":"COVID-related global supply chain issues plus the Kremlin's war of choice against Ukraine drove the prices up under Biden.\nTrump's war of choice against Iran drove the prices up now.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfrd5","user":"turbohuk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:34:52.000Z","text":"Im so tired...\nso are we. we would be happy if you lot would make him shut up and cause problems the world over for just a few weeks. ugh","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxjbkq","user":"DoctorZanderidbarHelldiver-xzoenfrankerardoinFun_River8138ardoinslimslyFun_River8138sroop1cosmicosmo4","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:00:54.000Z","text":"Ironically, some of his Cult will definitely thank him for this.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxog7q","user":"idbar","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:27:50.000Z","text":"...If only they could read","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxosn2","user":"Helldiver-xzoenfrankerardoinFun_River8138ardoinslimslyFun_River8138","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:29:37.000Z","text":"I saw a thread on the conservative sub where people were praising the higher prices because \"it means there will be less stupid drivers out, and the roads will be clearer\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxgsn","user":"frankerardoinFun_River8138","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:12:30.000Z","text":"The roads were clear initially during COVID, and they were so mad that the bars were closed so they couldn't drive there and buy an 8-dollar beer.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzaim","user":"ardoin","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:21:01.000Z","text":"Don't forget the amount of people butthurt they couldn't get a haircut and trying to reopen salons during the lockdown because they were essential services.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzewb","user":"Fun_River8138","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:21:34.000Z","text":"I’ll never forget the $1.50 gas during Covid, the ONLY silver lining. That and hazard pay","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxz6e4","user":"ardoin","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:20:29.000Z","text":"I saw a thread on a similar thread saying they were glad the pricing was going up because it goes up for other countries who rely on the strait more than us.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvo81","user":"slimsly","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:03:59.000Z","text":"My brain physically hurts","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxz6zc","user":"Fun_River8138","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:20:34.000Z","text":"They’ll say that until somebody Siphons their gas","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqtkt","user":"sroop1","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:40:04.000Z","text":"'Short term pain, long term gain' is what I've been seeing repeated a lot - I don't think they even believe that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9wba","user":"cosmicosmo4","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:08:33.000Z","text":"\"A few cents more for a gallon of gas is a price I'm willing to pay for freedom, peace, and prosperity,\" they'll say, at a time of gestapo terror, expanding global war, and looming recession.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxylc8","user":"nes_8BitSurvivor","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:17:46.000Z","text":"we aren't the only country effected, Australia has higher prices at slightly around $9 usd\n312.7 cents per liter in Australia = $3.127 AUD per liter\nThat converts to ≈ $11.84 per gallon in AUD\nAfter converting currencies, it comes out to roughly:\n≈ $8.33 USD per gallon","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0q07","user":"A-Sh1t_sh0w","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:27:42.000Z","text":"And those who voted and support him, they are just as guilty.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxjjmh","user":"buenavictoriagreiton","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:02:07.000Z","text":"they don’t care. complaining about gas is reserved for when they’re not in power","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5txo","user":"greiton","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:51:10.000Z","text":"I don't know. people don't seem to realize just how painfully expensive gas is going to get if the straight stays closed. by me we are at $4.50/gal and we have not yet missed any oil shipments. the last boats are still arriving. in 2 months when the market has 20% drop in supply it is going to get crazy. we are not ready to suddenly pull 20% of cars and trucks off the road.\nthe price is going to get so high that people go back to office carpools. it has to, and I think realistically that is going to take double digit numbers to drive demand down 20%.\nIt is going to be unignorable.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxlz4t","user":"Prudent_Shake_8149","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:14:59.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/6jyt9t7ujyug1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afdf3f0eff6046e479de9f3f1559491b667a0f81","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxzitx","user":"DOHC46","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:22:06.000Z","text":"The entire country is going to shit, with sharp division between the police parties. The billionaires are profiting wildly while the poor are being left behind. We have an illegal war in Iran where innocent civilians are being bombed into oblivion. An illiterate reality TV star with multiple felony fraud convictions is in the White House.\nWe really are in the worst, and dumbest possible timeline.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3bje","user":"timbits6210","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:39:43.000Z","text":"It's not just our king, It's his entire republican party that's to blame","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpjoh","user":"Acuallyizadern93","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:33:29.000Z","text":"Quite literally responsible","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxr1bc","user":"Unable_Coat5321diablodeldragoon","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:41:10.000Z","text":"As long as they can keep being openly racist without any consequence, they don't care","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtorz","user":"diablodeldragoon","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:54:24.000Z","text":"This is a consequence. I've been seeing them care now that it's actually hurting them.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsg9a","user":"ElkenrodbattlepiElkenrodbattlepiElkenrodbattlepiElkenrodElkenrodbattlepiElkenrodbattlepi","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:48:19.000Z","text":"Wow another sign on an overpass, this is only the 20th post like this in the past week","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofya2t3","user":"battlepiElkenrodbattlepiElkenrodbattlepiElkenrodElkenrodbattlepiElkenrodbattlepi","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:09:22.000Z","text":"Chomo Trump needs called out at least this much for it. He did do it on purpose after all.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybme9","user":"ElkenrodbattlepiElkenrodbattlepiElkenrodElkenrodbattlepiElkenrodbattlepi","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:16:15.000Z","text":"I'm sure this will get him to walk back on it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyby1c","user":"battlepiElkenrodbattlepiElkenrodElkenrodbattlepiElkenrodbattlepi","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:17:42.000Z","text":"The baby raper so wishes he could, but Israel made Trump their cuck bitch and he can't.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofycx4r","user":"ElkenrodbattlepiElkenrodElkenrodbattlepiElkenrodbattlepi","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:22:05.000Z","text":"Reddit sure does attract a lot of very interesting individuals, with a lot of very creative fantasies.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyd6s8","user":"battlepiElkenrodElkenrodbattlepiElkenrodbattlepi","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:23:18.000Z","text":"Yep. Can you believe anyone would follow the baby rapist and murderer Donald \"I want to fuck my daughter\" Trump? What the fuck are they on? They need to be on a list.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofydhed","user":"Elkenrod","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:24:37.000Z","text":"Sounds like you probably should be too, given your conduct.\nTrump supporters are bad enough, you don't need to give them ammunition by acting even weirder than they are.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyf5je","user":"ElkenrodbattlepiElkenrodbattlepi","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:32:06.000Z","text":"If you deleted that other really weird comment that you made because you recognized how insane it sounded, good for you for recognizing that.\nIf you didn't, and the mods removed it, then that just proves my point.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyffp9","user":"battlepiElkenrodbattlepi","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:33:23.000Z","text":"Didn't delete a thing. Donald Trump is a chomo and cuck bitch to Israel, and anyone supporting him is just as bad.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyft3j","user":"Elkenrodbattlepi","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:35:05.000Z","text":"You should find a productive hobby instead of proving the Republicans right when they talk about \"Trump delusion syndrome\".\nYou're a very weird person that I really wish I didn't share a political affiliation with. Please do better.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyg7yl","user":"battlepi","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:36:55.000Z","text":"So you agree that Trump raped little kids, is a traitor to America, and the worst \"president\" we ever had. Good.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxu9on","user":"Successful_Safe_1440greiton","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:57:14.000Z","text":"We are back to 2008 prices :)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6o7t","user":"greiton","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:54:57.000Z","text":"we are going to look fondly back at those prices... people don't realize just how bad a 20% drop in supply is. when it really hits prices are going to explode. It will be so expensive that 1 in 5 Americans cannot afford to drive anymore.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw9y7","user":"AtmosphereVirtual254","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:06:52.000Z","text":"Good for global warming","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy1db","user":"HongDongYong","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:15:11.000Z","text":"Funny thing is they genuinely are thanking him. They’re on their knees mouth open thanking him for his next shart","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzvey","user":"coconut_crusader","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:23:42.000Z","text":"Bruh, i'm not even American and Fuel is so much more expensive. $50 for a full tank a few months ago vs $80+ now","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5mfq","user":"puke_AND_rally_","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:50:14.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/tlsbjywt0zug1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79877f0ea6ac3f1ce7c961a863acef32b3446293","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy6gxn","user":"VegiHarry","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:54:02.000Z","text":"that's how you fight Climate change","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6mll","user":"fulldarknostarzNo-Victory-149ALocalLad","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:54:44.000Z","text":"Does anyone else see the ghost on the bridge?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofydz7w","user":"No-Victory-149","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:26:51.000Z","text":"Where ? Sure you aren’t looking at the people","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfg53","user":"ALocalLad","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:33:26.000Z","text":"You mean the people who put the sign up?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9gn0","user":"Please_Label_NSFW","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:06:35.000Z","text":"He is literally and directly responsible.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyaj5h","user":"RKCronus55","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:11:24.000Z","text":"Make it much bigger than the Hollywood sign","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofye1yr","user":"lapSlaPs5456","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:27:11.000Z","text":"This came back and bit him on the butt","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyg01j","user":"Medical_Arugula3315","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:35:56.000Z","text":"Republicans really called everyone a pedophile and then voted in the king of pedophiles. Now we're going to war and bombing children just to distract from it. Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyg35x","user":"alexfi-re","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:36:19.000Z","text":"Doesn't hold the cards,\nHe thought this would be easy,\nNever a thank you","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxot13","user":"Dantu1000CarmenxXxWaldoJeegus21","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:29:40.000Z","text":"This isn’t even a good picture, u can’t just upload political stuff and farm upvotes. The sub is going insane","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy06jt","user":"CarmenxXxWaldo","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:25:09.000Z","text":"Is it 2010? youre on the wrong sub if you think this one is for sharing good photography.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7uul","user":"Jeegus21","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:00:14.000Z","text":"Pretty much everything that ends up in popular is just a repost from instagram or vice versa now.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxlfza","user":"toughfootmichaelb5000","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:12:12.000Z","text":"How does all this “winning” feel?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxoa77","user":"michaelb5000","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:27:00.000Z","text":"I’m getting tired of it actually","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpqjg","user":"Wyldjay2davanita18_MetalHead89HyphendudemanWyldjay2","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:34:28.000Z","text":"It’s Joe Biden’s fault.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxs2he","user":"davanita18_MetalHead89","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:46:26.000Z","text":"No, it’s Obama’s fault /s","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxstbc","user":"_MetalHead89","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:50:08.000Z","text":"No, it's Bush's fault s/","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxthia","user":"HyphendudemanWyldjay2","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:53:25.000Z","text":"What is sad is yesterday, I was at the Costco fuel station near me. Two red hats were literally blaming Biden for the higher fuel prices at the top of their lungs with each other.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy26jj","user":"Wyldjay2","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:34:27.000Z","text":"That is sad.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5x7k","user":"Silent_Creme3278AHugeHildaFanSilent_Creme3278AHugeHildaFanAwesomeBrainPowersSilent_Creme3278AwesomeBrainPowersSilent_Creme3278AwesomeBrainPowersSilent_Creme3278pizzlepullerofkbergbattlepi","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:51:34.000Z","text":"This coming from a. Side defending Biden high gases prices is hilarious.","links":[{"url":"https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11024606/","text":"COVID and the Kremlin’s war of choice against Ukraine spiked oil prices in 2021"},{"url":"https://www.cfr.org/articles/the-iran-war-is-causing-energy-chaos-in-asia","text":"Trump & Bibi’s war of choice against Iran spiked oil prices now"}]},{"id":"t1_ofybjr1","user":"AHugeHildaFanSilent_Creme3278AHugeHildaFan","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:15:55.000Z","text":"Didn't the pandemic literally start in 2019, who was president in 2019?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofycjbv","user":"Silent_Creme3278AHugeHildaFan","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:20:21.000Z","text":"Pandemic was over by end of 2024 wasn’t it? We did have some very authoritarian doctatorship coming form the kings on the left though during that time if you want to bring up the lords and rulers on the left controlling power during the pandemic","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofye2u6","user":"AHugeHildaFan","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:27:18.000Z","text":"How telling you completely avoided answering my question and instead started talking about some utter nonsense.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofycpai","user":"AwesomeBrainPowersSilent_Creme3278AwesomeBrainPowersSilent_Creme3278AwesomeBrainPowersSilent_Creme3278","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:21:06.000Z","text":"COVID-related global supply chain issues plus the Kremlin's war of choice against Ukraine drove the prices up under Biden.\nTrump's war of choice against Iran drove the prices up now.\nIt's embarrassing to even pretend to not understand the difference.","links":[{"url":"https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11024606/","text":"COVID and the Kremlin’s war of choice against Ukraine spiked oil prices in 2021"},{"url":"https://www.cfr.org/articles/the-iran-war-is-causing-energy-chaos-in-asia","text":"Trump & Bibi’s war of choice against Iran spiked oil prices now"}]},{"id":"t1_ofyd1rm","user":"Silent_Creme3278AwesomeBrainPowersSilent_Creme3278AwesomeBrainPowersSilent_Creme3278","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:22:40.000Z","text":"Whatever you want to justify your preferred outrage is fine. You will always find a way tonjustify actions during your kings reign during the opposing kings reign.","links":[{"url":"https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11024606/","text":"COVID and the Kremlin’s war of choice against Ukraine spiked oil prices in 2021"},{"url":"https://www.cfr.org/articles/the-iran-war-is-causing-energy-chaos-in-asia","text":"Trump & Bibi’s war of choice against Iran spiked oil prices now"}]},{"id":"t1_ofyegr8","user":"AwesomeBrainPowersSilent_Creme3278AwesomeBrainPowersSilent_Creme3278","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:29:03.000Z","text":"Whatever you want to justify your preferred outrage is fine\nNo, it isn’t: I am giving you facts.\nCOVID and the Kremlin’s war of choice against Ukraine spiked oil prices in 2021.\nTrump & Bibi’s war of choice against Iran spiked oil prices now.\nThis is not a matter of opinion; it is empirical reality: Whether you choose to acknowledge that or not will not change that (or anything else, except your own credibility).","links":[{"url":"https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11024606/","text":"COVID and the Kremlin’s war of choice against Ukraine spiked oil prices in 2021"},{"url":"https://www.cfr.org/articles/the-iran-war-is-causing-energy-chaos-in-asia","text":"Trump & Bibi’s war of choice against Iran spiked oil prices now"}]},{"id":"t1_ofyfbjn","user":"Silent_Creme3278AwesomeBrainPowersSilent_Creme3278","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:32:52.000Z","text":"Like I said whatever you want to claim as your justification for your preferred outrage.\nYou are giving excuses as to Biden vs trump. No matter what Biden did or what your side does you will always justify it as a political schill. That is fact\nFor instance when trump had lowered the gas prices or at least gas prices lowered under his term pretty much immediately you all were not praising him for that because it was not advantageous as a political schill to do so","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfie3","user":"AwesomeBrainPowersSilent_Creme3278","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:33:44.000Z","text":"This is not a matter of opinion; it is empirical reality: Whether you choose to acknowledge that or not will not change that (or anything else, except your own credibility).","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyg4pm","user":"Silent_Creme3278","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:36:31.000Z","text":"Like I said. Whatever you want to tell yourself to make you feel like a superior elitist in the political spectrum. But reality is it doesn’t matter what trump does or what Biden or a dem does you will schill on the side of dem.\nIt is what your party and people are good at. No different than maga. Which is probably why you despise being called out. You are just a leftist maga. Except your side is more against America than for it with open borders policies and burning of the American flag. But you are a political schill nothing more","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofya27i","user":"pizzlepullerofkberg","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:09:18.000Z","text":"Blaming Biden for the pandemic is pretty stupid. Trump caused a war but I don't see conservatives holding Trump to the same standard they held Biden to. Sit the fuck down.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofya9d6","user":"battlepi","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:10:09.000Z","text":"Wow. Color much?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxk6me","user":"cchap22JimJimmeryBefuddled_Scrotumt-o-m-u-s-afartonistoZoudenpizzlepullerofkberg","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:05:33.000Z","text":"The Anti Trump sentiment is getting as annoying as Trump himself. No sht? Do we need signs to state the obvious? I'm tired of seeing his name everywhere and I loathe him as much as anyone","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1ac5","user":"JimJimmery","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:30:19.000Z","text":"Then get off the internet. We're not going to stop complaining about the worst POTUS in history.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxknum","user":"Befuddled_Scrotumt-o-m-u-s-a","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:08:06.000Z","text":"Anti pedophiles and anti corruption is getting too much? So what? Your comfort means nothing in the grand scheme of things when your country is being run into the ground by all fronts. Americans are seemingly the only ones who don’t care","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxluly","user":"t-o-m-u-s-a","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:14:20.000Z","text":"Damn befuddled scrotum with some wisdom","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxmhct","user":"fartonisto","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:17:38.000Z","text":"Who's to blame? Trump or those who disapprove of Trump?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxntlt","user":"Zouden","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:24:39.000Z","text":"The anti Trump sentiment will only go away when he does.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyadmc","user":"pizzlepullerofkberg","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:10:42.000Z","text":"The anti trump sentiment is justified and necessary. The MAGA degenerates put this wheel in motion.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxx0bl","user":"Phish0nJimJimmery","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:10:21.000Z","text":"2021 (Biden):\n- January: 2.334\n- February: 2.501\n- March: 2.810\n- April: 2.858\n- May: 2.985\n- June: 3.064\n- July: 3.136\n- August: 3.158\n- September: 3.175\n- October: 3.291\n- November: 3.395\n- December: 3.307\n2022 (Biden):\n- January: 3.315\n- February: 3.517\n- March: 4.222\n- April: 4.109\n- May: 4.444\n- June: 4.929\n- July: 4.559\n- August: 3.975\n- September: 3.700\n- October: 3.815\n- November: 3.685\n- December: 3.210\n2023 (Biden):\n- January: 3.339\n- February: 3.389\n- March: 3.422\n- April: 3.603\n- May: 3.555\n- June: 3.571\n- July: 3.597\n- August: 3.840\n- September: 3.836\n- October: 3.613\n- November: 3.318\n- December: 3.134\n2024 (Biden):\n- January: 3.075\n- February: 3.212\n- March: 3.426\n- April: 3.611\n- May: 3.603\n- June: 3.455\n- July: 3.484\n- August: 3.389\n- September: 3.214\n- October: 3.137\n- November: 3.053\n- December: 3.018\n2025 (Trump):\n- January: 3.076\n- February: 3.121\n- March: 3.096\n- April: 3.171\n- May: 3.150\n- June: 3.150\n- July: 3.125\n- August: 3.133\n- September: 3.166\n- October: 3.060\n- November: 3.050\n- December: 2.894\n2026 (Trump – partial data):\n- January: 2.809\n- February: 2.908\n- March: 3.638\n- April–December: Not yet available (as of mid-April 2026)\nNotes (for reference):\n- The highest monthly price was $4.929 in June 2022.\n- Prices are national averages and can vary significantly by state/region.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy10jg","user":"JimJimmery","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:29:04.000Z","text":"And why were gas prices high under Biden? It's almost like Russia started a war with Ukraine and pandemic shutdowns lifted causing a supply issue. Trump's high prices are because HE started a war with Iran.","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1skbv4q","type":"link","sub":"pokemon","username":"DTSaranya","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"i.redd.it","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/1skbv4q/i_closed_gyaradoss_mouth_and_made_him_happy_for/","score":0,"comments_count":141,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:06:20.000Z","url":"https://i.redd.it/yr43sa20tyug1.jpeg","thumbnail":"https://preview.redd.it/yr43sa20tyug1.jpeg?width=140&height=140&auto=webp&s=d758acbb85e796d0c4a9fba95fae1beb5b2ecac4","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"I closed Gyarados’s mouth and made him happy for once.","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofy1lhc","user":"No-Pomegranate3187IllustratorBothsThen_Reply_6692Strong_Occasion_7642Semi-Protractor91LegoClaesVegetable_Ask_1167Arbiter14","score":1002,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:31:45.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/386qocfjxyug1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d3be1161fd9820c44af9267010e50a85d399b03","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy5ih5","user":"IllustratorBothsThen_Reply_6692Strong_Occasion_7642","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:49:44.000Z","text":"He looks like he’s trying very hard not to laugh at a Magikarp.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyd72c","user":"Then_Reply_6692","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:23:20.000Z","text":"“Gyarados, I’m watching your battle. Why are you trying not to laugh? That’s mad disrespectful bro”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofycahw","user":"Strong_Occasion_7642","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:19:15.000Z","text":"Vero! XD XD","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9c9m","user":"Semi-Protractor91","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:06:05.000Z","text":"\"this displeases me\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyedwv","user":"LegoClaes","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:28:41.000Z","text":"Looks like he was bullied as a kid","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfx45","user":"Vegetable_Ask_1167","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:35:34.000Z","text":"The Gyarados looks a bit like Worf","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofygutq","user":"Arbiter14","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:39:43.000Z","text":"Gyrados smells something fucking terrible","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxx01p","user":"lizardypokefanDerrickS12UnlimitedBoxSpaceUpbeat-Armadillo1756skiottoDTSaranyaWeirdUnion5605DTSaranyaWeirdUnion5605DTSaranyaProfNuggetlunayoshinumberonebaristaFormer_Addition_3656MsHelveticaFineAd2091cazman123No-Bank2152Flame-BlastFineAd2091Key_Day_7932Trebord_ElminstersBedpanRozeGunnAlternative_Exit8766bluscoutnoobDTSaranyaSoronya","score":500,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:10:18.000Z","text":"this is 3rd most cursed thing I ever 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does this 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one may or may not have also been my fault.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8loz","user":"WeirdUnion5605DTSaranyaWeirdUnion5605DTSaranyaProfNugget","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:03:15.000Z","text":"I guess I'll be following you then.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9klr","user":"DTSaranyaWeirdUnion5605DTSaranya","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:07:05.000Z","text":"Thank you - that screenshot’s not from Reddit though. It’s from some dumb short form videos I do on YouTube and TikTok.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyb5yh","user":"WeirdUnion5605DTSaranya","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:14:12.000Z","text":"I'll look for you on YouTube then, I love goofy stuff","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyepfe","user":"DTSaranya","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:30:08.000Z","text":"Thanks for your interest. That particular screenshot is from a series of shorts called “making bulbasaur’s neck a little longer each day.” Should make it easy to find. Cheers!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyguvj","user":"ProfNugget","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:39:44.000Z","text":"Ugh, I’ve never followed a user on Reddit before, this was my first. I hate that this is what made me follow someone","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6yyp","user":"lunayoshi","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:56:17.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/t11i6qxw1zug1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a761e719dc5999f77900918a98543d132f7e5c6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy50sx","user":"numberonebarista","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:47:30.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/4n18pj9c0zug1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6495fec872a41fa3cae9526b69640a64349c335","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxzykx","user":"Former_Addition_3656","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:24:07.000Z","text":"dear god…the horror!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1cm2","user":"MsHelvetica","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:30:37.000Z","text":"Stop it! Get some help!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9e98","user":"FineAd2091","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:06:19.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/64mpnujo3zug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3f1798734c86ddf181c893d4a8d31a2aa1d9fe6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy9xnb","user":"cazman123","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:08:43.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/1i9h34q44zug1.jpeg?width=952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f34ce308c7f10bdadcffd72648d4370fc570cccd","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofyci7f","user":"No-Bank2152","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:20:12.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/1soyz7m66zug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23bf43ddaf77db025124cea56cb02496525bb6cc","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofycq86","user":"Flame-Blast","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:21:12.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/z4fcf0mc6zug1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1efee2a3d642de28cb6b48d2935d7e5fab9ed9d3","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy9ff1","user":"FineAd2091","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:06:26.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/xa1xx1tp3zug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b184b058361066a151d0cbbba25d13405144e0f0","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy7yzo","user":"Key_Day_7932","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:00:45.000Z","text":"That's enough Internet for today.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9k98","user":"Trebord_","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:07:02.000Z","text":"It's been a while since I saw one of your works. I almost managed to forget...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyb0uq","user":"ElminstersBedpan","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:13:35.000Z","text":"I can't speak for lizardypokefan, but this isn't even in my top ten today.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyf62u","user":"RozeGunn","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:32:11.000Z","text":"I know it's probably supposed to be a bong joke, but that is not what I see.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyg9ct","user":"Alternative_Exit8766","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:37:05.000Z","text":"hell yeah","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofygdch","user":"bluscoutnoob","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:37:35.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/xynqwd3a9zug1.jpeg?width=307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7db2be4a15ba25ebdc4621da05d9b79058c5d58","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxxi6c","user":"DTSaranyaSoronya","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:12:41.000Z","text":"Were the other two my fault?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyuv2","user":"Soronya","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:19:00.000Z","text":"I'm not who you are responding to but yes","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy5qi","user":"Furbal1307","score":324,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:15:45.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/a3pw4xbouyug1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16f17d9f6b7690e051a18215282b40c2157bcfeb","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxwuym","user":"Buzzlight_YearGreySeerCriakthemanfromosakatiktoksuckmyknob23WoolooOfWallStreet","score":123,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:09:39.000Z","text":"Somehow even more intimidating","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0cjd","user":"GreySeerCriakthemanfromosakatiktoksuckmyknob23","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:25:55.000Z","text":"He looks like he’s super pissed but is forcing a smile to hide it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1ndo","user":"themanfromosaka","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:32:00.000Z","text":"He got the i made a dookie face","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7gup","user":"tiktoksuckmyknob23","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:58:30.000Z","text":"Me, around my boss and supervisor at work, slaving away in dish pit when they say \"hi.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3t1i","user":"WoolooOfWallStreet","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:41:57.000Z","text":"It’s like he snapped","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxqzt","user":"__esparobaBatierAutumn1991","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:13:50.000Z","text":"If I'm stranded at sea and see this face over the angry one, I'm saying my prayers","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofygja3","user":"BatierAutumn1991","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:38:19.000Z","text":"You’re not dying for a while 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like it’s just the eyes that are similar","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxx9ge","user":"Useful-Conversation5","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:11:32.000Z","text":"A little ray of sunshine 🌞","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0192","user":"Rhodin265","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:24:28.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/6tixs298wyug1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82f0467dbd045d919dfef0ad8b82d0aa3ed4a307","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy1au9","user":"linjaes","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:30:23.000Z","text":"He went from being openly angry to passive aggressive, dying inside lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxxyee","user":"instagramsgay","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:14:48.000Z","text":"Can I pet him now?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyeau","user":"Larielia","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:16:51.000Z","text":"That is a derpy sea dragon.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6hpg","user":"Usual-Lie-3422","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:54:08.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/7di9bl8h1zug1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce33ec68eeab0775b88c47d7baaec9a45c1e299f","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxzo2f","user":"Fluid-Computer1433","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:22:46.000Z","text":"NO YOU PUT IT BACK RIGHT NOW","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0djm","user":"Nowimabeliever","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:26:03.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/s81nlbriwyug1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5daceb1970cc06f5c393a97ff4ec7c0ed4abacd","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxyu3u","user":"No_Mark_6629","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:18:54.000Z","text":"Must be the Happy nature.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzz4z","user":"Mr_Confusin","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:24:11.000Z","text":"Ability swapped from intimidate to cloud nine","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7deg","user":"Low-EnvironmentDTSaranyaLow-Environment","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:58:04.000Z","text":"Have you ever considered not doing these things?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9s2x","user":"DTSaranyaLow-Environment","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:08:01.000Z","text":"I gotta","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofya5bl","user":"Low-Environment","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:09:40.000Z","text":"Understanble. Have a good day.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy80yy","user":"Practical_Problem","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:01:00.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/hk63c9br2zug1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe7a6b3b992c0d9ff1548cc7a8de7e025b1f2207","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxzmrv","user":"gent_jeb","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:22:36.000Z","text":"I literally want to frame this or something. This is too good","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzpfz","user":"Brilliant_Exit3406","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:22:56.000Z","text":"https://imgur.com/gallery/aku-smile-rIx7U","links":[{"url":"https://imgur.com/gallery/aku-smile-rIx7U","text":"https://imgur.com/gallery/aku-smile-rIx7U"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxzt6l","user":"marim0e","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:23:25.000Z","text":"Open it back 😭","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy007a","user":"Deezer509","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:24:19.000Z","text":"And here I thought that crying Gyarados was cursed...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy04h9","user":"Blueddit-Sez","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:24:52.000Z","text":"Today was a good day","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0a85","user":"jasonjr9","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:25:37.000Z","text":"How can a smile make something so damn cursed. I want the angry Gyarados that fires Hyper Beams everywhere back!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1izj","user":"AerialApeRiffs","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:31:25.000Z","text":"The poffins are hitting.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1uev","user":"Davey-Kazooie","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:32:53.000Z","text":"That's how the Gyarados from that Pokedex entry felt after completely destroying a village out of sheer rage","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy23oh","user":"Rubberduck_Menace","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:34:04.000Z","text":"My gf is cry-laughing on my sofa now. You made her day, thanks! 🤣","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy75qx","user":"SumYumGhai","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:57:07.000Z","text":"So this is the Jolly Gyarados the competitive community was all hyped about.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1xno","user":"99999HP","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:33:18.000Z","text":"<image>\nIs it 3am already? 🫣","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/65ddmkmrxyug1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df9bc8671b1e54fc5da89bfb7ac0be5cc79fb43e","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxw69x","user":"AutoModeratorDTSaranya","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:06:23.000Z","text":"Thank you for posting to r/pokemon! It looks like this post has not been claimed as Original Content (OC).\nIf this is your own work, please reply to this comment with\n[OC]\nor\nI made this\n. You can also toggle the\noc\nflag on your post.\nA reminder that /r/pokemon requires all creative work to be OC, in order to protect creators. If this is not your own work, please delete your post per Rule 5. Thank you!\nI am a bot, and may not detect all forms of OC claims. If you've already made it clear that this is your work, please ignore this comment.\nI am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.","links":[{"url":"/r/pokemon","text":"r/pokemon"},{"url":"/r/pokemon/wiki/rules#wiki_5._original_content_.28oc.29_only","text":"Rule 5"},{"url":"/message/compose/?to=/r/pokemon","text":"contact the moderators of this subreddit"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxwae8","user":"DTSaranya","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:06:56.000Z","text":"I made this.\nHe would like to be called Gyary now. Thank you.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxy0ko","user":"Disastrous-End-7997","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:15:05.000Z","text":"😂😂😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxygf8","user":"Frostgaurdian0","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:17:08.000Z","text":"Until i put that pichu with thundershock.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0wf1","user":"TheAlphydog","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:28:33.000Z","text":"This looks interesting.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0ygg","user":"Gyrororonoa","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:28:49.000Z","text":"\"How was your weekend, Skip? I stopped at the zoo with the wife and kids; always nice to spend time with loved ones. Alright, I'll catch you later!\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy14bb","user":"steakyknife","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:29:33.000Z","text":":)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2vdr","user":"deathbyglamor","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:37:39.000Z","text":"Great now the lake of rage is now the lake of happiness, rainbows, and euphoria","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3cwv","user":"StressedSchwa","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:39:54.000Z","text":"This is amazing 😂❤️ he’s just “🙂” love him more than ever","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5pyp","user":"JanvdZiel","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:50:40.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/bi65g5vw0zug1.png?width=538&format=png&auto=webp&s=26e05f048adc44dc029dccf3ba97be25bcbec160","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy6754","user":"eye_scream723","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:52:49.000Z","text":"Jolly nature","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6oyz","user":"sreganhd","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:55:02.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/shui94lo1zug1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11b9a6dba8e95e613db1ec411cb58e3ce608cd04","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy7ffx","user":"Affectionate-Case643","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:58:19.000Z","text":"😆🤣🤣","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7lf6","user":"DantheAlcedo","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:59:04.000Z","text":"By Arceus! What a cursed picture","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8dgg","user":"KingTheropod","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:02:28.000Z","text":"\"Oh boy! Here I go hurtin' again!\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyecm9","user":"Kisrah","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:28:31.000Z","text":"People are calling this cursed? This is tame compared to what you’ve unleashed here before. 😳\nStill disturbing. Great job.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxz5pe","user":"Former_Addition_3656","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:20:24.000Z","text":"this is horrifying!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxymj9","user":"pototoykomaliit","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:17:55.000Z","text":"Suddenly reminds me of the 151 fusion posts for some reason. Have we ever got a 2nd gen one?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1257","user":"Amoracchius03","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:29:17.000Z","text":"Thanks, I hate it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1g3w","user":"Forward_Capital3714","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:31:03.000Z","text":"This is so cursed man, I DON’T LIKE IT\nNo offense this is a good edit","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2ol4","user":"Miyuki9890","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:36:47.000Z","text":"Cursed....","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy2yx5","user":"BotanyKing-1506","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:38:06.000Z","text":"This one’s horrifying","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3wj1","user":"Ser_Oryk","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:42:23.000Z","text":"best dad voice \"Oh, boy! Looks like you got yourself a tough lookin' Magikarp, young trainer! You be sure to take extra good care of him. That's my son you got there! Alright, now get outta here and have some fun, you crazy kids. But not too much fun, understand? Good lads.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4hs3","user":"e_engi_jay","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:45:04.000Z","text":"That's definitely the fastest Gyarados, just don't ask him to perform a Hydro Pump.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4npo","user":"YFleiter","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:45:50.000Z","text":"Being you who did this… there are feet and human teeth missing in this picture.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4x1q","user":"FelionelFienstein","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:47:01.000Z","text":"I want to hug him, but he has no arms to hug back 😞","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5dnq","user":"FantasticCricket8346","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:49:08.000Z","text":"Now clap your hands ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5qgg","user":"rose__dragon","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:50:44.000Z","text":"Oh god, put it back, please","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy5waz","user":"Timely_Intention2294","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:51:27.000Z","text":"Gyrados about to ask if I got games on my phone frfr","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6qjn","user":"Significant_Cress634","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:55:14.000Z","text":"Shhh EVERYONE SHHHHHH HES MEWING","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7cuy","user":"XDavide08","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:58:00.000Z","text":"Insert the guy with the abnormally long chin","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8buc","user":"KingTheropod","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:02:18.000Z","text":"\"Oh boy! Here I go killin' again!\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8e1m","user":"Rick-C188DTSaranyaRick-C188","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:02:31.000Z","text":"Next up, skinny snorlax","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/glltncyd4zug1.jpeg?width=3200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b7be894a42cc2384a176d043a4723b1dc296dcf","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofya9kl","user":"DTSaranyaRick-C188","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:10:11.000Z","text":"I actually already did that.\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/glltncyd4zug1.jpeg?width=3200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b7be894a42cc2384a176d043a4723b1dc296dcf","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofybudw","user":"Rick-C188","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:17:14.000Z","text":"WHAT THE FU... how about happy Exploud?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8kc1","user":"Big_Banana_956","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:03:07.000Z","text":"bro looks like he’s doing shrooms","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8piq","user":"WeirdUnion5605","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:03:37.000Z","text":"Things I didn't know I needed.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9mah","user":"Dazzling-Constant826","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:07:17.000Z","text":"See kids? This is how a Jolly nature Gyarados looks like, take a deep look. Look at it. LOOK!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9r3e","user":"Mivadeth","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:07:54.000Z","text":"Gyaradon't","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybmvx","user":"itsgiovanningz","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:16:18.000Z","text":"Maybe he needed a Snickers","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybt7r","user":"D-Sleezy","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:17:06.000Z","text":"This is the dumbest thing I've seen in a while and I love it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofychrt","user":"FeedMeDarknesspaishocajun","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:20:09.000Z","text":"He doesn't so much look happy as like he's going to enjoy his next murder","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyf94s","user":"paishocajun","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:32:34.000Z","text":"This right here","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyd51f","user":"Bigsexyguy24","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:23:05.000Z","text":"…there are many different ways I’m seeing this…ranging from “he is goodest boy and I will protec” to “why is my brain jumping to some obscure SpongeBob thing” and “those eyes are the look of destroying the world gleefully” levels of nightmare fuel","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofydavj","user":"FactsNLaughs","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:23:48.000Z","text":"Thanks, I hate it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyduaj","user":"eggz627","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:26:14.000Z","text":"r/ATBGE -worthy? Idk it makes me feel weird","links":[{"url":"/r/ATBGE","text":"r/ATBGE"}]},{"id":"t1_ofyec84","user":"noiken","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:28:28.000Z","text":"Gyarados forgot mean look.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofygosh","user":"Daeurth","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:38:59.000Z","text":"Just a silly lil guy","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyljj","user":"NoQuarter19","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:17:48.000Z","text":"\"Gyarados, I need you happier and with your mouth open.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1oli","user":"Fossilhunter15","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:32:09.000Z","text":"Oh hey, it’s Mr Fish\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/z7ntrhmlxyug1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b06fd932d7e900900ebb71db0f2713bd818dc70","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy8ghq","user":"Open-Stretch-6631","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:02:45.000Z","text":"Getting strong Great Clean One vibes from this","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9kwl","user":"piano_chord","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:07:07.000Z","text":"Looks like a Big Mouth character","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9vcd","user":"Dtmahanen101","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:08:26.000Z","text":"That just feels wrong. XD","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9y2n","user":"LightLizardCake","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:08:46.000Z","text":"He looks like a Big Mouth character","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyaosc","user":"galagini","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:12:06.000Z","text":"GyaraDondozo","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyascb","user":"Maleficent_Growth_83","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:12:32.000Z","text":"Wait are you the long bulbasaur person? I just want to say thanks the videos bright up my day each time! Can't wait to see how big squirtles head is gonna be\n-^","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyb3bz","user":"Sassy-irish-lassy","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:13:52.000Z","text":"I'd be more afraid of it if it looked like this but was otherwise the same","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyb56v","user":"thesenner12","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:14:06.000Z","text":"One must imagine the gyarados happy","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyc1ze","user":"xdeath13","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:18:12.000Z","text":"I love how goofy he looks","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofycg14","user":"Fenix512","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:19:56.000Z","text":"I really like how reactions span from \"looks more intimidating\" to \"omg what a goof\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyf97i","user":"blankblank","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:32:34.000Z","text":"I didn't know I needed this","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfdks","user":"kikkomanbuster","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:33:07.000Z","text":"He's just a fella now\nInstead of intimidation cutting your attack, approachable cuts your defence.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfwuf","user":"Mummiskogen","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:35:32.000Z","text":"What would he look like if we removed the comb on his head","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyg33h","user":"FishmailAwesome","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:36:19.000Z","text":"\"This Gyarados, like all of them was once a Magikarp. However he was especially cherished and loved by his trainer and has a sweet and playful disposition as a result. His name is Fred.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofygjxl","user":"BekkaWith2K","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:38:24.000Z","text":"Mfw the lexapro kicks in","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzi38","user":"Training_Pirate1000","score":1,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:22:00.000Z","text":"Gayrados","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1sk9mgi","type":"link","sub":"meirl","username":"Blue9ine","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"i.redd.it","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/1sk9mgi/meirl/","score":8442,"comments_count":95,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:39:58.000Z","url":"https://i.redd.it/39i0mifldyug1.jpeg","thumbnail":"https://preview.redd.it/39i0mifldyug1.jpeg?width=140&height=140&crop=1:1,smart&auto=webp&s=9cad7bdf6f04017a54156a817da34cfa50f658a8","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"Meirl","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofxgo4j","user":"hotvedubohmyfuckinggodhamletsoulstrike2022ohmyfuckinggodhamletEveryone_is_808Successful-Foot3830ohmyfuckinggodhamletHammerDown125RulfusBigRavioli_ohmyfuckinggodhamletMrScribzbaogodyMrMcSpiffAdventurous_Hat_9571PunishedKojimaAdventurous_Hat_9571parttimedoomGrayzie93fryerandiceBlarghinstonAlizarin-MadderlorarchotvedubSufficient-Agency846gillababehotvedubsupercleverhandle476moonlite_equilibriumEarly_Lawfulness_348moonlite_equilibriumHistorical_Muscle668snoosh00","score":499,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:46:22.000Z","text":"Jesus. I had a chick off tinder ask me to buy her fake boobs so she could get a rich guy 10 minutes into the first date. You win worst tinder date bro.\nEdit: I should add she didn’t bother to tell me all of her co-workers would be at the bar we decided to meet at and asked me to pretend I met her there as I she was walking into the bathroom. Yes, she asked for fake tits in front of her co-workers. No she was not drunk, just had a few sips of her first beer.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxkl4v","user":"ohmyfuckinggodhamletsoulstrike2022ohmyfuckinggodhamletEveryone_is_808Successful-Foot3830ohmyfuckinggodhamletHammerDown125RulfusBigRavioli_ohmyfuckinggodhamlet","score":191,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:07:42.000Z","text":"Ugggh so glad I don't have to play the field anymore. Had a girl show up to a date pregnant. Visibly pregnant. Do you think that was brought up during the week or so we talked? Nope.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxntuy","user":"soulstrike2022ohmyfuckinggodhamletEveryone_is_808","score":54,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:24:41.000Z","text":"What the hell, how could she not bring it up like sure it might mean you change get a date but that’s a big deal and if you get the experience by hiding it you’re probably not getting a second you’re just hurting yourself","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy8dcs","user":"ohmyfuckinggodhamletEveryone_is_808","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:02:27.000Z","text":"She seemed to be in a really tough place. Like I was being chill about it but let her know this wouldn't work and she puts her hands on her head and goes \"of course it won't, I'm so stupid, what am I doing??\" She was so sweet but just had her priorities a little out of whack. I still bought her dinner! Mommas gotta eat and we had a good time haha","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybr1m","user":"Everyone_is_808","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:16:49.000Z","text":"It's possible her priority was to get help from someone to raise that child. I had a friend's gf try to hook me up with a pregnant chick and they were like \"it's obvious she puts out\" or whatever but the way they talked about her she was scared and alone. Still was not my responsibility so I declined.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyblg6","user":"Successful-Foot3830ohmyfuckinggodhamletHammerDown125Rulfus","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:16:08.000Z","text":"I was single when I was pregnant with my daughter. Two different men tried to persuade me to go on dates with them. They both said they would be happy to be my baby’s daddy. I didn’t know either of them. One was a dollar general cashier. The other was at my apartment’s pool. Absolutely wild. Now that I’m older, I wonder if it was a kink.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofycyty","user":"ohmyfuckinggodhamlet","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:22:18.000Z","text":"There do be some weirdos out here. Maybe it was the way the sun hit your belly that made you look irresistible haha","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfalg","user":"HammerDown125Rulfus","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:32:45.000Z","text":"I mean I find a cute pregnant woman completely irresistible so it’s not that weird.\nI have never verbalized that until this comment and once I did I had a stunning realization that my mother was constantly pregnant until I was about 10 years old.\nI clearly need therapy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyggnu","user":"Rulfus","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:38:00.000Z","text":"Delete this, brother","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy17kq","user":"BigRavioli_ohmyfuckinggodhamlet","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:29:58.000Z","text":"What the fuck are her priorities lmao damn","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy21gf","user":"ohmyfuckinggodhamlet","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:33:47.000Z","text":"She was sweet but had her priorities a little screwed up. I still bought her dinner lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxp1jw","user":"MrScribzbaogodyMrMcSpiffAdventurous_Hat_9571PunishedKojimaAdventurous_Hat_9571parttimedoomGrayzie93fryerandiceBlarghinstonAlizarin-Madder","score":51,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:30:53.000Z","text":"On a first date to a sushi place the girl kept talking about rape. Like I tried to talk about other things but eventually she accused me in right in front of my California rolls and god of being a rapist for the whole place to hear. Needless to say I did not talk to her again.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsrtx","user":"baogodyMrMcSpiffAdventurous_Hat_9571PunishedKojimaAdventurous_Hat_9571","score":56,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:49:55.000Z","text":"Slept with a girl after the second date. After the deed she smiled creepily at me while saying, \"I got molested by my uncle when I was a kid. I'd have stabbed you if you had attempted anything on the first date.\"\nTake care people, lots of crazies out there.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwbzl","user":"MrMcSpiffAdventurous_Hat_9571PunishedKojimaAdventurous_Hat_9571","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:07:09.000Z","text":"I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but she was actually so crazy that she killed you at that moment. You are a ghost, you just don't remember.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3wn3","user":"Adventurous_Hat_9571PunishedKojimaAdventurous_Hat_9571","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:42:24.000Z","text":"He’s Bruce Willis","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyadl5","user":"PunishedKojimaAdventurous_Hat_9571","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:10:42.000Z","text":"Does this mean MrMcSpiff is Haley Joel Osment","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyd2hh","user":"Adventurous_Hat_9571","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:22:45.000Z","text":"Yes 😞","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxz3ki","user":"parttimedoomGrayzie93","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:20:07.000Z","text":"Bruh, what's up with girls and dumping their baggage on you on the first date. I had one tell me about how her parents neglected her and she was essentially my herself most of her teens, got groomed and used by an older guy who \"dated\" her for some time and then she slept with a bunch of younger guys to cope. My lord girl, I just got here. That's the shit you tell your therapist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy37ww","user":"Grayzie93","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:39:16.000Z","text":"\"Who tf starts a conversation like that? I just sat down\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvq3r","user":"fryerandiceBlarghinston","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:04:14.000Z","text":"I'm autistic I'll just leave. Like take the plate and all.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1m6y","user":"Blarghinston","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:31:51.000Z","text":"Nothing to do with autism there, it’s called having a spine. Good on ya. I’d do the same","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofycrig","user":"Alizarin-Madder","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:21:23.000Z","text":"right in front of my California rolls and god \nNot the innocent California rolls! 😅","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxit5g","user":"lorarchotvedubSufficient-Agency846","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:58:09.000Z","text":"I need to hear how she decided to frame it. Like, did she offer something in return?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxlrur","user":"hotvedubSufficient-Agency846","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:13:56.000Z","text":"Nope. Just like that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnrvq","user":"Sufficient-Agency846","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:24:24.000Z","text":"I receive: new tits\nYou receive:","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxkm41","user":"gillababehotvedubsupercleverhandle476","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:07:51.000Z","text":"Sorry bro, yours is worse","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxlz3k","user":"hotvedubsupercleverhandle476","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:14:59.000Z","text":"Then I am still on top of the pile of shit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxpjcq","user":"supercleverhandle476","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:33:26.000Z","text":"👑","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnq0o","user":"moonlite_equilibriumEarly_Lawfulness_348moonlite_equilibrium","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:24:07.000Z","text":"I matched with a nice girl who like back shelfed me which was fine but then she asked me to drive her to work a week later and i was like nah i dont know u like that\nIt didnt work out","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsdmm","user":"Early_Lawfulness_348moonlite_equilibrium","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:47:58.000Z","text":"I’ve had three that just wanted someone to fix their cars.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxu0jq","user":"moonlite_equilibrium","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:55:59.000Z","text":"Unironically if i could make a few bucks id do it just cause i like wrenching so much. Not free tho.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy621q","user":"Historical_Muscle668","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:52:11.000Z","text":"Oh dear. Not subtle at all. If she's this stupid, no size of Tupperware Tits will bag her a rich guy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofya7g2","user":"snoosh00","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:09:56.000Z","text":"Yours is way worse IMO.\nThe ferret thing sucks, but it's crappy for both people and isn't (necessarily) anyone's fault.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxftv6","user":"PacquiaoFreeHousingLuminousDolllsmoothiesnootTerminal_Insomnia_electricvelvetModingusKhanHammerDown125jd3marcoBudgetExpert9145HammerDown125ApprehensiveWay5616","score":870,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:41:38.000Z","text":"Listen to what the universe tells you Ned, she's not the one for you.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwubp","user":"LuminousDolllsmoothiesnootTerminal_Insomnia_electricvelvetModingusKhanHammerDown125jd3marcoBudgetExpert9145HammerDown125ApprehensiveWay5616","score":116,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:09:34.000Z","text":"The universe is literally trying to save this guy from a bad relationship and 10 wasted years of his life","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwz3w","user":"smoothiesnootTerminal_Insomnia_electricvelvetModingusKhanHammerDown125jd3marcoBudgetExpert9145HammerDown125ApprehensiveWay5616","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:10:11.000Z","text":"Wasted 10 years of his life? How do you know?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxzihu","user":"Terminal_Insomnia_electricvelvetModingusKhanHammerDown125jd3marcoBudgetExpert9145HammerDown125ApprehensiveWay5616","score":55,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:22:03.000Z","text":"Oh, you've never had \"my ferret just died\" sex?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6xg6","user":"electricvelvetModingusKhanHammerDown125","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:56:05.000Z","text":"I almost did one time but i couldnt make it through the \"my ferret just died\" head without finishing early","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy9xuc","user":"ModingusKhanHammerDown125","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:08:45.000Z","text":"Tale as old as time\nSong as old as rhyme\nI just came to fast","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofye85i","user":"HammerDown125","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:27:58.000Z","text":"But now that’s the past.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyawiz","user":"jd3marcoBudgetExpert9145HammerDown125","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:13:03.000Z","text":"Does a chinchilla count?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybh84","user":"BudgetExpert9145HammerDown125","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:15:37.000Z","text":"Not without an education.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyea8m","user":"HammerDown125","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:28:14.000Z","text":"You are a funny gal.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6er1","user":"ApprehensiveWay5616","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:53:46.000Z","text":"🤣 lollllll","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxhkid","user":"nettlewhisper","score":123,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:51:25.000Z","text":"I mean going through a traumatic experience together is usually good for a relationship i guess?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxgncw","user":"wetfor-gothbaddiesAlpaxT1","score":63,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:46:15.000Z","text":"now I don't think I've had the worst date","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy12we","user":"AlpaxT1","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:29:22.000Z","text":"Your request to overshare has been approved. Please proceed","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxk28a","user":"CoolhaircutfellaSubparSavantOk-Development2520","score":100,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:04:55.000Z","text":"Even the card said ‘this is too much’","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxs804","user":"SubparSavant","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:47:12.000Z","text":"Visa: you just met her bud","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxkhru","user":"Ok-Development2520","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:07:12.000Z","text":"Even the card had reached it’s limit","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxhw4q","user":"velarivaneakajondo","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:53:11.000Z","text":"begins ferret reconstruction process \"we have the technology!\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfj92","user":"akajondo","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:33:50.000Z","text":"His card couldn't bankroll that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxqutc","user":"im_losingbraincells","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:40:15.000Z","text":"it's sad to find about about murr's death this way :/","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxoxpm","user":"Away-Plant-8989MelontineSherry_BrandtMelontineGioginaBandofRubbers","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:30:20.000Z","text":"To be fair these places essentially hold the ashes hostage. They get rid of them for $140 but you can get them back for $340. York Animal Hospital in PA has this evil practice","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy15js","user":"MelontineSherry_BrandtMelontineGioginaBandofRubbers","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:29:42.000Z","text":"Cost is Communal vs private cremation.\nWhen they get rid of them they cremate the pet alongside with a however many other pets will fit who also got communal. Then the whole lot is dealt with in the same manner (the place I work with sends them to a coral reef foundation. They also have a private cemetery lot they sometimes spread the ashes over and pet owners are welcome to visit that lot if they wish)\nWhen you get private they do the cremation separately, put the ashes in an urn and then deliver them back to the clinic.\nThe prices are still horrendous, especially if you have a large animal, but it is more work to give the ashes back.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy3fu3","user":"Sherry_BrandtMelontineGioginaBandofRubbers","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:40:16.000Z","text":"why a coral reef foundation?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7896","user":"MelontineGiogina","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:57:26.000Z","text":"Quoting their website;\n“In partnership with PetReefs, our memorial reef project helps restore coral ecosystems damaged by climate change. The textured surface promotes coral growth, and the hollow center shelters marine life. Engineered to last over 500 years, these reefs will support marine life and coral growth for generations. You are always welcome to call us to ask about your loved one’s place of rest”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfz8j","user":"Giogina","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:35:50.000Z","text":"That's cool! Now I wanna turn into a coral reef when I die","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy7vtq","user":"BandofRubbers","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:00:22.000Z","text":"It’s reef safe nutriment for critically endangered ecology. Why not, more or less.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxtxvt","user":"noOB_226MildGenevaSuggestion","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:55:38.000Z","text":"I had a girl tell me I was the first date that day, at the end of it, she had at least 2 more, \nMcD was too god for her","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy597d","user":"MildGenevaSuggestion","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:48:33.000Z","text":"I wish I had half that girl's drive when job hunting.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxsoz4","user":"LemonLime47MildGenevaSuggestion","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:49:31.000Z","text":"My worst date never comes close to the ones I see online. My “worst date” was watching a movie together (I can’t remember which one for the life of me because it was when I was around 15-16 and just was excited a cute boy was with me) and then walking around the mall while he pointed out all the watches he liked and I was just being way too shy in general and he never wanted to talk or go out again after that","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4zb2","user":"MildGenevaSuggestion","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:47:19.000Z","text":"Of course not. You didn't even buy him a watch. LMAO","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxhj1c","user":"23-1-20-3-8-5-18cheddsthemanBigConstruction4247","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:51:11.000Z","text":"Of all the things that didnt happen, this is one of them.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxl6uo","user":"cheddsthemanBigConstruction4247","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:10:53.000Z","text":"Its true I was the ferret.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxvtql","user":"BigConstruction4247","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:04:42.000Z","text":"RIP","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxkxl8","user":"thornwynamoonlite_equilibrium","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:09:32.000Z","text":"Do you reckon if his card didn't get declined he'd still have a shot?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnvij","user":"moonlite_equilibrium","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:24:55.000Z","text":"Certainly not","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxh6g1","user":"Hungry_Pin4344Foray2x1Qu33N_Of_NoObz_Kind-Light3133Upbeat-Armadillo1756","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:49:15.000Z","text":"This isn't just a bad date; this is a core memory of trauma. Imagine having to explain to the vet that not only is the ferret gone, but your bank account is also dea","links":[{"url":"/r/redditsniper","text":"r/redditsniper"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxl5fp","user":"Foray2x1Qu33N_Of_NoObz_Kind-Light3133Upbeat-Armadillo1756","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:10:41.000Z","text":"r/redditsniper ","links":[{"url":"/r/redditsniper","text":"r/redditsniper"}]},{"id":"t1_ofxosk2","user":"Qu33N_Of_NoObz_Kind-Light3133Upbeat-Armadillo1756","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:29:36.000Z","text":"It’s a bot, they wrote the same exact comment with the same typo on a marvel post💀","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrhsv","user":"Kind-Light3133","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:43:31.000Z","text":"I swear they all follow the format \"It's not just a ________ - it's a fully fledged __________ and you already know/there's no ____________\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybfbf","user":"Upbeat-Armadillo1756","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:15:23.000Z","text":"It reads like AI too","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxjo48","user":"Fit-Flounder-5253Internetolocutor","score":2,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:02:48.000Z","text":"I guess a BJ was out of the question, then?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1ms9","user":"Internetolocutor","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:31:55.000Z","text":"Well the ferret can't do it in ashes form so yeah. Unless...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofximcx","user":"Hey_it_me_ya_boi","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:57:08.000Z","text":"bro experienced a full tragic side quest on a first date ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxq8z6","user":"SmoothTraderr","score":1,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:37:07.000Z","text":"😂🤣","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy6n4a","user":"doitup69","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:54:48.000Z","text":"Hey man how was your date?\nWell let’s just say I got my ferret cremated, heh heh heh","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyanor","user":"geospatialindex","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:11:58.000Z","text":"Colin from Accounts","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyelhf","user":"semi-error","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:29:38.000Z","text":"Weird because pets are usually cremated at no cost","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofyfjgp","user":"TheIdeaArchitect","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:33:52.000Z","text":"We have cremation at home","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxl7qw","user":"SimilarElderberry956","score":1,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:11:01.000Z","text":"I was told to stay away from chicks that have unicorn 🦄 collections. 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Come on lads we're better then this","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofybdm0","user":"AdhesivenessGlum1143","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:15:10.000Z","text":"Offering to pay was crazy, I do concede on that part.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxgl54","user":"throwawaycima","score":1,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:45:55.000Z","text":"that's that broke boy rizz","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxnomk","user":"NoodleBoochOuttaD00r","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:23:55.000Z","text":"Let this be a reminder not to get exotic pets","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofygiwx","user":"OuttaD00r","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:38:16.000Z","text":"This could have just as easily been dog or a cat or a bird. 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This is perfect","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvk3ig","user":"SkyIslandLore","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:46:37.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/8mWJvmqZgZmb6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv3ci1","user":"itlandedonmyface","score":171,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:00:23.000Z","text":"Time to close Reddit for tonight, it won't get any better than this.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvpwvm","user":"moramajama","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:28:31.000Z","text":"“Please don’t ’Tiger’ the camera.”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfno1","user":"TheDryIceFactory","score":57,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:16:14.000Z","text":"They’re the same picture.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1bji","user":"Aggravating-Tear-487","score":96,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:48:14.000Z","text":"This is gold 🤣","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvftg6","user":"Gaelahad","score":85,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:17:18.000Z","text":"Lord, beer me strength.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwip61","user":"AThrowawayProbrably","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:32:48.000Z","text":"Please don’t ‘Jim’ the camera like that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofujo0q","user":"Terrible-Ad9813Free_Gascognekittenconfidentialeclectic_collectormeagiemayPaulthefithInitial_Row_6400yonkerbonkhnatik_the69thakurcoyoteazul2lando_calamarisiankernel-troutmankoolaidismythingOk-Garbage4439Terrible-Ad9813ZarosianSpearreddittwayoneBeerJedi-1269","score":9029,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:03:32.000Z","text":"I like how the tiger always stares dead into the camera \"you seeing this shit bro???\"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/jl7eVqDXCFcm4","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/l3Ucl5pIqSaGa82T6","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/sa70wivx9wug1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6640784a2b5fbb5f639cc2395fe309808434b67","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/typznm45svug1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80f313c91ffe6fb5fb4f3b4e79fc977dab41bee","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/13jghlUIB6FHZm","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/jp7jSyjNNz2ansuOS8","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/pK6k4BNalmx44CQj3v","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofulgzo","user":"Free_Gascognekittenconfidentialeclectic_collectormeagiemayPaulthefithInitial_Row_6400yonkerbonkhnatik_the69thakurcoyoteazul2lando_calamarisian","score":1554,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:14:19.000Z","text":"Didnt know Tigers can also Jim a camera","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/jl7eVqDXCFcm4","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/l3Ucl5pIqSaGa82T6","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/sa70wivx9wug1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6640784a2b5fbb5f639cc2395fe309808434b67","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/typznm45svug1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80f313c91ffe6fb5fb4f3b4e79fc977dab41bee","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuokrs","user":"kittenconfidentialeclectic_collectormeagiemayPaulthefithInitial_Row_6400","score":747,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:32:53.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/jl7eVqDXCFcm4","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/l3Ucl5pIqSaGa82T6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvuqik","user":"eclectic_collectormeagiemay","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:05:18.000Z","text":"The lion is Andy","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/l3Ucl5pIqSaGa82T6","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwgf94","user":"meagiemay","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:11:37.000Z","text":"🤣🤣","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofupwmb","user":"PaulthefithInitial_Row_6400","score":55,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:40:49.000Z","text":"Yall been meatballed!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofustlz","user":"Initial_Row_6400","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:57:45.000Z","text":"“ARE YA READY FOR SOME MEATBALLS!!??”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuy9gr","user":"yonkerbonkhnatik_the69thakurcoyoteazul2","score":161,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:29:52.000Z","text":"Tigers are Asian. So does that make him Asian Jim?","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/sa70wivx9wug1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6640784a2b5fbb5f639cc2395fe309808434b67","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/typznm45svug1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80f313c91ffe6fb5fb4f3b4e79fc977dab41bee","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvykos","user":"hnatik","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:35:55.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/sa70wivx9wug1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6640784a2b5fbb5f639cc2395fe309808434b67","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv9b90","user":"_the69thakurcoyoteazul2","score":136,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:36:19.000Z","text":"IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM!","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/typznm45svug1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80f313c91ffe6fb5fb4f3b4e79fc977dab41bee","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvlgkc","user":"coyoteazul2","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:56:10.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/typznm45svug1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80f313c91ffe6fb5fb4f3b4e79fc977dab41bee","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuoifu","user":"lando_calamarisian","score":60,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:32:29.000Z","text":"Hats of to you for not seeing SPECIES!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuo10i","user":"kernel-troutmankoolaidismything","score":211,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:29:33.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/13jghlUIB6FHZm","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/jp7jSyjNNz2ansuOS8","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv7wos","user":"koolaidismything","score":86,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:27:37.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/jp7jSyjNNz2ansuOS8","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_oful8ew","user":"Ok-Garbage4439Terrible-Ad9813","score":67,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:12:54.000Z","text":"I can't believe this guy, you see what i have to deal with everyday?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofunhbv","user":"Terrible-Ad9813","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:26:19.000Z","text":"I hate him but without him I'm lonely 💔","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuwrw4","user":"ZarosianSpear","score":106,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:20:55.000Z","text":"Very Jim moment indeed","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/pK6k4BNalmx44CQj3v","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuqg7u","user":"reddittwayone","score":73,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:44:00.000Z","text":"We just got a puppy who is very clingy and cuddly with our 10 year old dog. He is constantly giving me that stare. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1l3q","user":"BeerJedi-1269","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:49:49.000Z","text":"Asking the cameraman for help lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuli4j","user":"PitifulCrow4432rpdreon98","score":734,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:14:30.000Z","text":"<image>\nThere's gotta be a cat one of these somewhere but close enough lol","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/i77d4kzhouug1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02f2f519ce5c17549da8430cb0d8cad4288c0f3d","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwxbyi","user":"rpdreon98","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:40:47.000Z","text":"Looking at this photo is me, I also like their personal space. Every dog gets snuggles","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofujcpv","user":"ProbablyGonnaEatYouMiss-TiqProbablyGonnaEatYouIdjekJust_A_DogsbodyRoberttPostsChildJust_A_DogsbodyPensionNo8156fhjjjjjkkkkkkklRocketeer006Subject_Internal7168g0ldilungscomebackalliessisterMiss-Tiqm1ndbladeislandboi-96Secure-Corner-2096m1ndbladeHendrixHazeWaysDesyphinMollyInanna2Pitiful_Jump2996Prijent_Smogonk","score":7337,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:01:39.000Z","text":"CAN YOU STOP LION ON ME","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofunjdq","user":"Miss-TiqProbablyGonnaEatYouIdjekJust_A_DogsbodyRoberttPostsChildJust_A_DogsbodyPensionNo8156fhjjjjjkkkkkkklRocketeer006Subject_Internal7168g0ldilungscomebackalliessisterMiss-Tiqm1ndbladeislandboi-96Secure-Corner-2096m1ndbladeHendrixHazeWays","score":2261,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:26:40.000Z","text":"TAKE YOUR MANE CHARACTER SYNDROME SOMEWHERE ELSE! ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofunzk0","user":"ProbablyGonnaEatYouIdjekJust_A_DogsbodyRoberttPostsChildJust_A_DogsbodyPensionNo8156fhjjjjjkkkkkkklRocketeer006Subject_Internal7168g0ldilungscomebackalliessisterMiss-Tiqm1ndbladeislandboi-96Secure-Corner-2096m1ndbladeHendrixHazeWays","score":1186,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:29:19.000Z","text":"LETS PRESS PAWS ON THIS FOR A FEW HOURS, LEAVE ME BE. 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THERE'S A LADY LION OVER THERE. WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER THERE AND TRY TO WHISKER AWAY? ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuvd2b","user":"m1ndbladeislandboi-96Secure-Corner-2096m1ndblade","score":99,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:12:36.000Z","text":"SURE! HEY THERE MISS LION, I'D BE LION-ING IF I SAID I WASN'T INTERESTED AND YOU STRIPE ME AS THE SORT WHO'D BE GAME FOR A ROARING GOOD TIME!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzpel","user":"islandboi-96","score":71,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:38:33.000Z","text":"LIONS AND TIGERS CANOODLING TOGETHER?! 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I don't know what we're doing here","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuz02l","user":"Desyphin","score":54,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:34:19.000Z","text":"NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE PURR-FECT FOR CUDDLES!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrz3e","user":"MollyInanna2","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:44:13.000Z","text":"DUDE YOU'RE TIGGERING ME","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfqk1","user":"Pitiful_Jump2996","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:16:46.000Z","text":"PURRSENAL SPACE. 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I have this one reluctant cat who always wants to be left alone and another who's like, \"I'm hearing you say you want cuddles?\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuquwk","user":"ElectricSliderz","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:46:23.000Z","text":"That’s the one I like","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv23t7","user":"FunnyLost6710","score":49,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:52:56.000Z","text":"When introverts and extroverts are friends","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvj3uf","user":"you-dont-say1330","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:39:44.000Z","text":"\"But you're my best friend man... I love you bro...\" 🍻","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9x25","user":"TransportationNo5979","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:40:03.000Z","text":"Isn’t this the trio with the bear as well?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuw04c","user":"GluttenFreeApple","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:16:23.000Z","text":"Yes. Its a pretty popular clip, but these two are practically siblings.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvdocy","user":"green_chapstick","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:03:25.000Z","text":"I was definitely getting sibling vibes but tiger is older and not allowed to fight back. Lmao.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofusa3z","user":"throwaway098764567heavy_jowlesDementedJ23aschapmRutabagaUnlucky3420heavy_jowlesOpening_Classroom_46YeetMeIntoKSpace","score":295,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:54:35.000Z","text":"tiger is not into it, just not sure if it feels like having a fight about it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuwhqd","user":"heavy_jowlesDementedJ23aschapmRutabagaUnlucky3420heavy_jowlesOpening_Classroom_46YeetMeIntoKSpace","score":312,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:19:14.000Z","text":"Imagine being one of the worlds greatest apex predators and not being able to control your environment because another major apex predator decided it’s going to thrust it’s friendship upon you.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuwxqe","user":"DementedJ23aschapmRutabagaUnlucky3420heavy_jowlesOpening_Classroom_46","score":232,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:21:53.000Z","text":"That's like, every other animal having to deal with humans","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv6dr7","user":"aschapmRutabagaUnlucky3420","score":71,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:18:22.000Z","text":"And they can’t say no to our friendship. Because of the implication.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwd3re","user":"RutabagaUnlucky3420","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:41:23.000Z","text":"I hope these big cats belong to a conservation. Hoping our “apex predator” brothers (Kings) and (Queens) sisters didn’t pluck these 2 species out of their natural habitats and force them to share a space for pure entertainment. Lions and Tigers would never share a space naturally since their habitats don’t overlap.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv3hk3","user":"heavy_jowles","score":51,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:01:13.000Z","text":"We are the clingiest of all the apes","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1kx9","user":"Opening_Classroom_46","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:49:47.000Z","text":"ya was thinking humans as I read it lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv28t9","user":"YeetMeIntoKSpace","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:53:45.000Z","text":"Wolves: “First time?”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofux0i7","user":"avindictiveprinter","score":107,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:22:21.000Z","text":"Like, they're obviously buddies but he's still all \"Why are you doing this? Yeah, we're friends, now get off me!\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofus5oi","user":"bhaladmiWild_Calligrapher_27Tall-Drawing8270Pale-Object8321otaku_naziConcentrateIll9460Character-Image149RanaMahalrakfeY_No_RezGeneReddit123","score":57,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:53:53.000Z","text":"Yup, animals in captivity don't behave same as in the wild","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv206j","user":"Wild_Calligrapher_27Tall-Drawing8270Pale-Object8321otaku_naziConcentrateIll9460Character-Image149RanaMahalrakfeY_No_RezGeneReddit123","score":100,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:52:20.000Z","text":"It's almost like having reliable sources of food and water make creatures less aggressive.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv3xic","user":"Tall-Drawing8270Pale-Object8321otaku_naziConcentrateIll9460Character-Image149RanaMahalrakfeY_No_RezGeneReddit123","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:03:51.000Z","text":"Tell that to the orcas.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv82jh","user":"Pale-Object8321otaku_naziConcentrateIll9460Character-Image149RanaMahalrakfeY_No_Rez","score":72,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:28:37.000Z","text":"Orcas are a bit weird in this aspect. They don't actually have reliable sources of food in captive, as unintuitive as that is. Orca is a mammal, meaning it's not a fish and doesn't have gill on its body, therefore it can't filter out salt or ocean water to clean fresh water unlike other fish. So in order to get non-salt water, they rely on their preys. So they eat not only to consume flesh, but water.\nIn captive, however, there's no such fish. This is because the fish that fisherman caught would be stored for weeks and all of that water inside the fish would be gone, leading nothing but flesh. But since orcas need water, that means they can't just eat the fish. That's why zoo would straight up dump ice blocks upon ices into orca's mouth.\nThis kind of feeding, as you can probably guess, isn't very reliable. It's so different than what they're used to, and humans can't reliable tell or work out a schedule to fit them food or water, so the orcas were forced to simply adapt. That's why there are so, so many drugs for orcas and dolphins.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofviun6","user":"otaku_naziConcentrateIll9460","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:37:58.000Z","text":"Then why keep them in captivity","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvj7sw","user":"ConcentrateIll9460","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:40:29.000Z","text":"Because some humans are cunts","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8rpn","user":"Character-Image149RanaMahal","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:02:19.000Z","text":"They're way too smart for captivity anyways, I think there should be more to it than just a reliable food source but I'm no marine biologist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwksoz","user":"RanaMahal","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:52:18.000Z","text":"No you’re correct.\nThey pass the threshold for sentience to where captivity is harmful in any capacity.\nHumans, Orcas, Dolphins, several primates, and surprisingly most Octopodes. They don’t do good in cages, they’re too smart so they go stir crazy","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwh13o","user":"rakfeY_No_Rez","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:17:12.000Z","text":"Can’t they feed them live fish?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwz8ge","user":"Y_No_Rez","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:54:46.000Z","text":"I assume that would require logistics and planning, which is inconvenient and sometimes very hard, inaccessible or something along these lines, so of course the solution is to keep holding them in captivity and create special drugs, only for them","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwmqgh","user":"GeneReddit123","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:10:16.000Z","text":"Orcas are intelligent enough to need freedom for the same reason humans do.\nKeeping orcas in a pool only a few of their body lengths wide is no different than putting a human in solitary confinement for life. There's a reason they call it torture.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofukg5y","user":"Top_Necessary4161AbjectionovaTop_Necessary4161","score":80,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:08:13.000Z","text":"A big kitty is still a kitty (danger kitteh!) and that's a kitty who likes the attention even if they're faux-complaining :)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofusxuy","user":"AbjectionovaTop_Necessary4161","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:58:26.000Z","text":"\"Simba, what did I tell you about Personal space. When you murk Scarface, you'll get one cuddle\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzlsh","user":"Top_Necessary4161","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:37:57.000Z","text":"LOL","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofup33w","user":"Agreeable_Horror_363turdferguson3891","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:35:58.000Z","text":"Just a tiger and a lion hanging out on the front porch together, as nature intended.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuwr6s","user":"turdferguson3891","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:20:47.000Z","text":"They're roommates!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofujdkf","user":"smuttygioCatScratchJohnnyTheMegnificent1CloudKinglufiBreakingCanks","score":1330,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:01:47.000Z","text":"Introvert vs extrovert 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvt7gd","user":"CatScratchJohnny","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:53:37.000Z","text":"\"I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don't like people for extended periods of time. I'm all right with them for a little while, but once you get up past around... a minute, minute and a half, I gotta get the fuck out of there.\"\n-- George Carlin","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv7kqg","user":"TheMegnificent1","score":258,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:25:35.000Z","text":"As an introvert, this is exactly how I look at the extroverts in my life. 🤣","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv3q3i","user":"CloudKinglufi","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:02:37.000Z","text":"Dog vs cat: cat edition","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvkdsy","user":"BreakingCanks","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:48:37.000Z","text":"This is my momma vat vs baby cat... Momma was a street kitty and pure Tiger... Baby girl has been spoiled by me her whole life and just a big ol cuddle bug... I literally just heard momma hissing at her about 10 mins ago because she wanted her personal space lol... I've had them 5 years and she still hasn't been broken of that trait","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuhubq","user":"confit_byaldiicleanjaxflNichtMalIchOdd-Marionberry-3389PuppetFanTheSecondAwsomeLife90s","score":627,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:52:48.000Z","text":"“Dude, can you not?”","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/batat0nxxuug1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c42136c03bf087175eebbca63b7f44a1967443d8","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/ts74guly0wug1.jpeg?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=399988bd66466ee4d445aafd0d487e313ea5294b","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/r5c490de8wug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b5cf9e182c308ddf7170337bb097fa6344bf376","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/10uesVGwFP8lsk","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuudpe","user":"icleanjaxflNichtMalIchOdd-Marionberry-3389PuppetFanTheSecond","score":243,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:06:50.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/batat0nxxuug1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c42136c03bf087175eebbca63b7f44a1967443d8","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/ts74guly0wug1.jpeg?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=399988bd66466ee4d445aafd0d487e313ea5294b","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/r5c490de8wug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b5cf9e182c308ddf7170337bb097fa6344bf376","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofux3yf","user":"NichtMalIchOdd-Marionberry-3389","score":77,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:22:55.000Z","text":"Do not the cat.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/ts74guly0wug1.jpeg?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=399988bd66466ee4d445aafd0d487e313ea5294b","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvs5iq","user":"Odd-Marionberry-3389","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:45:36.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/ts74guly0wug1.jpeg?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=399988bd66466ee4d445aafd0d487e313ea5294b","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvxin8","user":"PuppetFanTheSecond","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:27:17.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/r5c490de8wug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b5cf9e182c308ddf7170337bb097fa6344bf376","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuwtcm","user":"AwsomeLife90s","score":41,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:21:09.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/10uesVGwFP8lsk","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofui9if","user":"SimonPho3nixWinjinRogueVector","score":291,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:55:16.000Z","text":"\"Let me love you!\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofumunf","user":"WinjinRogueVector","score":278,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:22:32.000Z","text":"\"Tiger loves his personal space. Lion also loves Tiger's personal space.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbaqe","user":"RogueVector","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:24:45.000Z","text":"Came here to comment this :)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuk3yf","user":"mborbeycasusbelli16PelvisResleyzDroneyMcDroner","score":278,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:06:09.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/Qyz0V0HUXxPD0fF2CY","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuq0d0","user":"casusbelli16","score":58,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:41:26.000Z","text":"Upvote for Pedro.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuq26w","user":"PelvisResleyz","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:41:43.000Z","text":"It’s pretty much my favorite animal","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw7m5x","user":"DroneyMcDroner","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:52:23.000Z","text":"Pretty much the most magical creature ever. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oful2em","user":"RenaganLone_Tiger24soopercerial","score":253,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:11:54.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/42ih9vq4ouug1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f14b312106ea81fcd31e9c1e4108983101c51e98","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/qxuoyt48bvug1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dbed2aebf6ec754e73fd0d6f70307ff48a8b967","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/FTEYw97n2gSty","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv6vrb","user":"Lone_Tiger24","score":164,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:21:22.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/qxuoyt48bvug1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dbed2aebf6ec754e73fd0d6f70307ff48a8b967","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwh3u5","user":"soopercerial","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:17:54.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/FTEYw97n2gSty","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuh7qg","user":"TheBurntMarshmallowscivil_lingonberryTannedCroissantBooBeeAttacklynivvinyladoradearCandiAttackorangefoldersRatInaMazeBetterBiscuitsvery-urgent-chickenTrain_LankyPrudertdissi_tohbi","score":2112,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:49:14.000Z","text":"And there I am after marriage trying to cuddle my wife.","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuddle_party","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuddle_party"}]},{"id":"t1_ofukkqg","user":"civil_lingonberryTannedCroissantBooBeeAttacklynivvinyladoradearCandiAttackorangefoldersRatInaMaze","score":504,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:08:59.000Z","text":"And me before marriage, trying to cuddle my boyfriend 😂","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuddle_party","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuddle_party"}]},{"id":"t1_ofukw94","user":"TannedCroissantBooBeeAttacklynivvinyladoradearCandiAttackorangefoldersRatInaMaze","score":350,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:10:53.000Z","text":"You two should start up a swingers group but just for cuddling","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuddle_party","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuddle_party"}]},{"id":"t1_ofulgj9","user":"BooBeeAttacklynivvinyladoradearCandiAttackorangefolders","score":144,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:14:15.000Z","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuddle_party\nApparently some things like this exist.\nAlso, since swingers use an upside pineapple as their symbol, would Cuddle Swingers use an upside down teddy bear (Maybe lion?)","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuddle_party","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuddle_party"}]},{"id":"t1_ofupjmn","user":"lynivvinyladoradearCandiAttackorangefolders","score":87,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:38:43.000Z","text":"Oh hell yeah! We used to do this at our private raves back in the late 90s! We called them Cuddle Puddles though. After dancing for a long time we would sometimes end up having a sit down conga line that was in a circle of people getting back massages. That way no one was left out. And then in the middle of the circle once the muscles were soothed people would end up just kind of laying around taking a nap with our heads on someone else's soft bits. Or just hugging and holding each other. It was very innocent and nice. :)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuwqaj","user":"adoradear","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:20:38.000Z","text":"Cuddle puddles still exist!! We use large inflatable pools while camping, put some pillows in the bottom, and pile in!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxkwl","user":"CandiAttackorangefolders","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:25:45.000Z","text":"With everyone all sweaty after dancing/drugs? 🤔","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv5n0m","user":"orangefolders","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:13:59.000Z","text":"drugs\ni think you answered your own question there","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuoztw","user":"RatInaMaze","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:35:25.000Z","text":"And by that they mean a divorce group","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofukmcw","user":"BetterBiscuitsvery-urgent-chicken","score":83,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:09:14.000Z","text":"I too am in a Tiger/Lion marriage, I’m the Tiger.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofulcfs","user":"very-urgent-chicken","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:13:34.000Z","text":"Okay, tiger.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofukufd","user":"Train_Lanky","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:10:34.000Z","text":"I was JUST about to say, \"oh look, it's my husband and I\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuphcw","user":"Prudertd","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:38:21.000Z","text":"Marriage: when you realize you married a tiger but you’re definitely a lion.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofurpsb","user":"issi_tohbi","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:51:20.000Z","text":"I was about to say this is me and my husband 😅","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofui4j5","user":"Quijotic_QuestIntrepid-Tank-3414","score":178,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:54:27.000Z","text":"Bear’s in the corner say “Oh My”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuru9b","user":"Intrepid-Tank-3414","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:52:04.000Z","text":"The bear's nane is Sulu.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuk2n4","user":"Its_I_Casper","score":219,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:05:56.000Z","text":"They're both cats, but one is clearly a dog","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuj5r9","user":"Embarrassed_Dig_6163RickThiCisbihFishSauce0Character-Solution-7LavaSlime301Organic-Mind-015Character-Solution-7Ordinary-Leading7405","score":143,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:00:31.000Z","text":"edit: This is how Ligers/Tigons are made.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuoudi","user":"RickThiCisbihFishSauce0Character-Solution-7LavaSlime301Organic-Mind-015Character-Solution-7Ordinary-Leading7405","score":59,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:34:31.000Z","text":"In this case, considering the lion is a male, you’ll get a Tigon instead.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofus8ka","user":"FishSauce0","score":72,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:54:20.000Z","text":"They got it right, Ligers are made through a male Lion and a female Tiger. I like to remember which is which by looking at the beginning of the word. Male + Female, so since Liger starts with “Li” the lion is the male and for Tigon, since it starts with “Tig” then the male is a Tiger","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuq10g","user":"Character-Solution-7LavaSlime301Organic-Mind-015Character-Solution-7","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:41:32.000Z","text":"Do we even know if the Tiger is female? This looks like cat bro behavior to me.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofur3z2","user":"LavaSlime301Organic-Mind-015Character-Solution-7","score":63,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:47:50.000Z","text":"big cat yaoi...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuztxl","user":"Organic-Mind-015","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:39:18.000Z","text":"Omg they were zoomates...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxaan","user":"Character-Solution-7","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:23:59.000Z","text":"My point is males are more likely to form these kind of relationships. Females are usually like “You gotta earn it”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofupf3e","user":"Ordinary-Leading7405","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:37:59.000Z","text":"I caught you a delicious bass","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuj73h","user":"EvaTheElonely_stoner_dazeYukariYakum0SteelcladDesperate-Hour-4909","score":133,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:00:43.000Z","text":"The question remains, who here has the orange brain cell and is it extra large?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuseuq","user":"lonely_stoner_dazeYukariYakum0","score":44,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:55:21.000Z","text":"Regular sized brain cell bouncing between them like a ping pong ball","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofut071","user":"YukariYakum0","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:58:48.000Z","text":"Sharing is caring","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv00ke","user":"Steelclad","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:40:25.000Z","text":"There can be only one orange brain cell. And since it must fit every orange cat, it has to remain small.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofushgr","user":"Desperate-Hour-4909","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:55:47.000Z","text":"Lion clearly. And yes","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv6i26","user":"Muted-Champion-6841","score":87,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:19:05.000Z","text":"<image>\nTiger: yall see this shit!?","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/laibvpgtavug1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d387863221c4830e44c88104904ac888ab2eee1b","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuir8x","user":"DazeuhtheCupofNestor","score":297,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:58:09.000Z","text":"\"nooooo stoooop get awaaayyyy\" says the touch starved introvert happily soaking in the attention","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvkryv","user":"theCupofNestor","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:51:21.000Z","text":"Ohhhh shit thats me","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofun8wa","user":"vernonmason117","score":163,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:24:55.000Z","text":"Tiger: I like my personal space Lion: I also like your personal space","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofunokr","user":"ThatDoucheInTheQuad","score":68,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:27:31.000Z","text":"If not friend then why friend shaped","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofui1o4","user":"DaAwesomeCatBalamb_Chocobosetibeingspretend-dragon028247","score":167,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:53:58.000Z","text":"Two big cars :)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofujtd6","user":"Balamb_Chocobo","score":106,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:04:24.000Z","text":"Vroom vroom","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuk0m8","user":"setibeings","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:05:36.000Z","text":"For cars, they're actually pretty small.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofum7lj","user":"pretend-dragon","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:18:43.000Z","text":"My car doesn't like being cuddled either","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuq1u0","user":"028247","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:41:40.000Z","text":"With great horsepowers","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuszj1","user":"Puzzleheaded-Phase70","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:58:42.000Z","text":"\"Let me love you!!!\"\n\"Love me from over there\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofun2gu","user":"justaknowitall","score":62,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:23:50.000Z","text":"My two kids: the hugger and the hug tolerator.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzcnd","user":"grz_45","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:36:24.000Z","text":"\"you see, this the shit I'm talking about Cindy\"\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/n1jrtsj73vug1.jpeg?width=1086&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa1e86f6ebdcd6825586837681dee1fbb032faa1","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofujvcw","user":"yama1008","score":64,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:04:44.000Z","text":"Lion looks like a golden retriever cat.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuijtt","user":"UnderFurtherReviewBatlethBae","score":58,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:56:57.000Z","text":"That might be the case in the wild, but these two love each other.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuwfhb","user":"BatlethBae","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:18:52.000Z","text":"They don't share any wild habitat","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofunfp3","user":"free_sex_advice","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:26:03.000Z","text":"My biggest takeaway from this cute video is that Bert Lahr was a really good actor. I'm sitting here watching a real lion's facial expressions and body language and thinking, \"looks just like Bert Lahr\". I had honestly never caught that before.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzov8","user":"ConspiracyParadox","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:38:27.000Z","text":"Tiger: You know I'm not gay, right?\nLion: Not yet.\nTiger:","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/VhvaBOo2tHvhCrXyJH","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofutim8","user":"Jesus_Son_Of_A_Godapple_kicks","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:01:48.000Z","text":"The real question is, why are tigers and lions in the same enclosure?","links":[{"url":"https://www.petbook-magazine.com/wildlife/liger-born-in-romania-why-breeding-this-big-cat-is-problematic","text":"https://www.petbook-magazine.com/wildlife/liger-born-in-romania-why-breeding-this-big-cat-is-problematic"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwl4uw","user":"apple_kicks","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:55:23.000Z","text":"Heard its one of those things people really shouldn’t do but its done to make a popular breed to sell. Mix of they aren’t meeting in nature ethics issues and if its breeding pair health issues\nLigers are often born via cesarean section because their enormous size causes complications in the womb. Many animals die shortly after birth or suffer lifelong health issues such as kidney failure, heart defects, neurological disorders, obesity, and joint problems.1\nhttps://www.petbook-magazine.com/wildlife/liger-born-in-romania-why-breeding-this-big-cat-is-problematic","links":[{"url":"https://www.petbook-magazine.com/wildlife/liger-born-in-romania-why-breeding-this-big-cat-is-problematic","text":"https://www.petbook-magazine.com/wildlife/liger-born-in-romania-why-breeding-this-big-cat-is-problematic"}]},{"id":"t1_ofusxku","user":"grafxguy1","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:58:23.000Z","text":"TIGER: \"The lion's a nice guy but he's a bit of a close talker...\"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/aOyXJitL2ynpC","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuohz7","user":"theneZenMaster","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:32:24.000Z","text":"Tiger looking in the camera: You arent gonna do ANYTHING about this??\nLion looking in the camera: Leave us alone! We're both clearly happy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofupcbx","user":"CautionarySnail","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:37:31.000Z","text":"This is Daniel. Daniel loves his personal space.\nThis is Roy. Roy also loves Daniel’s personal space.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofukr80","user":"Substantial_Tip3885","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:10:03.000Z","text":"The tiger is clearly thinking, “this mothuhfuckuh”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofulem2","user":"AndySkibba","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:13:55.000Z","text":"Me (lion) and my wife.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuo4fb","user":"Background-Crow4820","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:30:08.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/Qyz0V0HUXxPD0fF2CY","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvq33t","user":"kruthikv9","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:29:50.000Z","text":"Tiger: Love my personal space\nLion: I love your personal space too","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofujbaj","user":"kpyeoman","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:01:24.000Z","text":"“Oh for fuck sakes…”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv7598","user":"marcosbowser1970","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:22:57.000Z","text":"So tigers are cats and lions are golden retrievers?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw3xwc","user":"PKR_Live","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:20:54.000Z","text":"If not fren why fren-shaped?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwrust","user":"UsualFirefighter9","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:56:03.000Z","text":"To all \"booooo AI\" : \nThese are badly edited clips from Noah's Sanctuary of Leo and Shere Khan. The originals are upwards of ten years old as Leo passed away in 2016. \nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah%27s_Ark_Animal_Sanctuary","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah%27s_Ark_Animal_Sanctuary","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah%27s_Ark_Animal_Sanctuary"}]},{"id":"t1_ofujiii","user":"MaybeItsJustMike","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:02:36.000Z","text":"Orange cats will always only have one brain cell, no matter how big they are.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofulbwi","user":"CatkingpinSteelclad","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:13:29.000Z","text":"The lion looking at whoever is filming like they are gonna save him is hilarious","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0cuj","user":"Steelclad","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:42:29.000Z","text":"…that’s the tiger.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuk14c","user":"TitShark","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:05:41.000Z","text":"Rahhhn","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/koT1pGh5nLHMs","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofulx59","user":"Lai71","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:17:00.000Z","text":"Tiger \"You have the whole enclosure to pick from here\" Lion \"Yeah but that would he lonely\" and also Lion \"I like your space too\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofunzzf","user":"Jedibri81thechilecowboy","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:29:23.000Z","text":"Where’s the bear?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuo4e4","user":"thechilecowboy","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:30:08.000Z","text":"Oh, my...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofumhu7","user":"escapevelocity1800","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:20:23.000Z","text":"The lion reminds me of a larger version of my 65 lb dog. No concept of personal space.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofup05u","user":"frankles","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:35:29.000Z","text":"My extrovert partner and my introvert ass","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofumjoz","user":"sum1sumwher","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:20:42.000Z","text":"That my friends.. is how Ligers are made.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofus6k5","user":"Arma667","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:54:01.000Z","text":"I have two dogs. One identifies as tiger, the other as a lion! This is almost literally them!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxn6v4","user":"Common_Banana_7569","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:21:22.000Z","text":"Tiger : \"I like my personal space\"\nLion : \"Me too buddy :)\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofugx2k","user":"itshardfinding","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:47:32.000Z","text":"very cute","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuj0k1","user":"joelfarris","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:59:40.000Z","text":"I dated someone like this once.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofukpm3","user":"cencallude","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:09:47.000Z","text":"spend time with the one that wants your time, dont chase peoples time.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuj7ea","user":"Top_Assistance3413","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:00:46.000Z","text":"Dog vs cat vibes","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1sjnv1y","type":"link","sub":"worldnews","username":"Reilly616","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"jpost.com","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1sjnv1y/hungarys_prime_minister_orban_has_congratulated/","score":32,"comments_count":1696,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:23:01.000Z","url":"https://www.jpost.com/international/article-892767","thumbnail":"https://external-preview.redd.it/RFui6u8WoRUMhnc-SxJdlXmnVPuzhKN1lsPkm_kApWQ.jpeg?width=140&height=78&auto=webp&s=634df6e9c162c18fbb9c930d6768cbdceb4a7697","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"Hungary's Prime Minister Orban has congratulated Magyar on election victory","comments":[{"id":"t1_oft2r7w","user":"Few-Confection-165ButterscotchOk5339ChippieTheGreatEagle4317IvanRockwellWhatamItodonowhuhDigital_EideRadCheese527Nvenom8AssassinAragornZhanBlueAnyEmployment4054xxearvinxxumataroTarosoJustaniceguy1111justforfunilltryonejimi15rudolf_waldheimNo_Armadillo426nameistakentryagainHistorical-Chef-8034OrangeJr36KingMario05Few-Confection-165KingMario05rudolf_waldheimSnoozeButtonBendet8924xtfftcHot-Delay5608ArcaneDemense","score":5958,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:27:18.000Z","text":"I am pleasantly surprised that Orban gracefully conceded. I would have thought he might try to emulate another world leader in being a whiny little bitch.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3fen","user":"ButterscotchOk5339ChippieTheGreatEagle4317IvanRockwellWhatamItodonowhuhDigital_EideRadCheese527Nvenom8AssassinAragornZhanBlueAnyEmployment4054xxearvinxxumataroTarosoJustaniceguy1111justforfunilltryonejimi15rudolf_waldheimNo_Armadillo426nameistakentryagainHistorical-Chef-8034OrangeJr36","score":2157,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:30:29.000Z","text":"He may be corrupt, a pro-russian asset and generally quite an asshole but at least Orban doesn't copy everything he does.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5gf4","user":"ChippieTheGreatEagle4317IvanRockwellWhatamItodonowhuhDigital_EideRadCheese527Nvenom8AssassinAragornZhanBlueAnyEmployment4054xxearvinxxumataroTarosoJustaniceguy1111justforfunilltryonejimi15rudolf_waldheimNo_Armadillo426nameistakentryagainHistorical-Chef-8034","score":1381,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:40:13.000Z","text":"Orban is only 63. He knows he has plenty of time for a political comeback,","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5smf","user":"Eagle4317IvanRockwellWhatamItodonowhuhDigital_EideRadCheese527Nvenom8AssassinAragornZhanBlue","score":1013,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:41:50.000Z","text":"He also knows a failed coup means a long time in prison.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft68xc","user":"IvanRockwellWhatamItodonowhuhDigital_EideRadCheese527Nvenom8","score":689,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:44:01.000Z","text":"Is that what's supposed to happen?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8iuv","user":"WhatamItodonowhuhDigital_Eide","score":478,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:54:54.000Z","text":"Did in Brazil and South Korea.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftlw3d","user":"Digital_Eide","score":132,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:00:38.000Z","text":"And the USA... except no consequences for the leader of the insurrection who then went on to pardon his croonies.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftdoja","user":"RadCheese527","score":269,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:19:45.000Z","text":"Yes in actual democracies","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofthan1","user":"Nvenom8","score":69,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:37:17.000Z","text":"In a functional country, yes.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8yyl","user":"AssassinAragornZhanBlue","score":101,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:57:01.000Z","text":"The odds of a successful coup are fairly slim when you consider he lost by 2-to-1 too. The self preservation tactic is just to concede and shrug","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftfshw","user":"ZhanBlue","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:29:55.000Z","text":"He also doesn’t have total support of internal security and armed forces","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofta1n7","user":"AnyEmployment4054xxearvinxxumataro","score":97,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:02:12.000Z","text":"Well Magyar has been pretty clear about intending to prosecute Orban for his many crimes if he won the election so we will see","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftdt4t","user":"xxearvinxxumataro","score":59,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:20:22.000Z","text":"Can’t he just flee to Russia if convicted? Go join the league of failed dictators hiding in Moscow. Putin has quite the collection already, but he’s got to fill the Pokédex somehow.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvscix","user":"umataro","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:47:06.000Z","text":"He built a football stadium next to his house in his home-town/village. You don't just abandon a toy like that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7u51","user":"TarosoJustaniceguy1111justforfunilltryone","score":128,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:51:37.000Z","text":"Orban is only 63\nJust a kid","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftfl70","user":"Justaniceguy1111","score":63,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:28:56.000Z","text":"a toddler in political age","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftgaly","user":"justforfunilltryone","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:32:22.000Z","text":"It's sad when they go young like that ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofte130","user":"jimi15","score":75,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:21:26.000Z","text":"Magyar has said that term limits are going to be introduced if he wins. Functionally blocking Orban from ever being PM again.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftdici","user":"rudolf_waldheim","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:18:55.000Z","text":"We're not a gerontocracy like the US so he can be considered old by our standards. Péter Magyar (the PM-to-be) is 45.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5tn1","user":"No_Armadillo426nameistakentryagainHistorical-Chef-8034","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:41:58.000Z","text":"I don’t know, he looks like a candidate for heart disease","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6sao","user":"nameistakentryagain","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:46:38.000Z","text":"He’s a rough 63 for sure","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftbx9j","user":"Historical-Chef-8034","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:11:14.000Z","text":"Unfortunately it is well known that the best lifestyle against heart disease is exercise, whole foods and being a corrupt despot.  He's got 1/3 going for him","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6a7a","user":"OrangeJr36","score":117,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:44:12.000Z","text":"Attempting a coup is way more difficult and has a lot more consequences in the EU than it could ever have in the US.\nIn the US stacking the courts and the media in your favor is enough, but you can't escape the presence of the rest of the EU.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3kiz","user":"KingMario05Few-Confection-165KingMario05rudolf_waldheimSnoozeButtonBen","score":318,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:31:09.000Z","text":"That most likely would have required the army's cooperation, and they told him to get fucked when he asked to pull it off \"as a joke.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft44c3","user":"Few-Confection-165KingMario05","score":135,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:33:46.000Z","text":"I'm just happy for Hungary and Europe as a whole. A little bit more unity is whats needed at this time.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftax7w","user":"KingMario05","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:06:23.000Z","text":"Irishman here. Agreed.\nWelcome home, Budapest!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftg47w","user":"rudolf_waldheimSnoozeButtonBen","score":56,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:31:29.000Z","text":"The PR soldier of the army came out in the previous weeks that he and his comrades are fed up with the system.\nIt was also a message that Orbán wouldn't have the support of the armed forces if he thought anything naughty.\nSo did a detective representing the police.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu0wfi","user":"SnoozeButtonBen","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:17:58.000Z","text":"That soldier gave an inspiring speech a few days ago, he said any soldier knows his strongest weapon is not his rifle but his ideals.\nSomeone should tell pete hegseth","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4px1","user":"det8924xtfftcHot-Delay5608","score":135,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:36:39.000Z","text":"I think he had to know the consequences of doing so were far worse than leaving power. It is not like the far right can’t slowly creep back into power","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6rx2","user":"xtfftcHot-Delay5608","score":59,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:46:35.000Z","text":"Yep. And even if Tisza try to make meaningful change, Orban has enough power to sabotage them while also leading a campaign against them in the media.\nHis allies - particularly Trump and Putin - might also sabotage Tisza. And even if they don't do much, there's global recession coming... Life for ordinary Hungarians is likely to become even more difficult in the upcoming years, and, of course, Orban will try to capitalise on this.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofte2uh","user":"Hot-Delay5608","score":77,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:21:40.000Z","text":"They just won a supermajority, that means that Orban lost it all. With supermajority Magyar can overturn every fuckwittery the fat fuck Orban has set up, he can even sack all the supreme court judges that were nominated by Orban. It's like the Dems winning the presidency, the house and a supermajority of 67 seats in the senate. Trump and Putin can go fuck themselves they don't have the reach to do anything, Hungary is in the EU Russia is sanctioned and the US is not economically important for the Hungarian economy. If Magyar keeps his word, then a lot of corrupt thieving pieces of shit going to end up in prison.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft67rs","user":"ArcaneDemense","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:43:52.000Z","text":"The results are so incredible for Magyar that he can't really argue that the election was stolen. If it was closer things would be different. Orban isn't a 100% idiot, he can read the tea leaves.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2ke1","user":"ArcaneDemenseDreadedvegasCabbage_VendornicetrylaocheREALLYPrrrromotionGiven1SpuckMcDuckHist_TreeRandomStallingsSatanicKettlegbbmilerandereandreArcaneDemensePeripatetictylCorporateNonpersonfor__loopspizSpecialDesigner5571DontForgetWilsonvaleyard89alonjitTheGreatMalaganCompleteNumptyReddvoxpgraczerElbit_Curt_SedniArcaneDemensethisisjustascreenameSecureInstruction538SnirpsfightmaxmasterTheLanteanToneDiezDoomguyFemboiPol_PotamusMobiusOne_ISAFArcaneDemensemymikerowecrowTheGreatBigMadCosmicQuantum42TheMovieSnowmanErratic_-ProphetVitosi4ekkwangqengeleleCrunchyZebrakylec00perArcaneDemenseLegendarybbc15crestdivingtheflintseekerSeanspeedRookraider1boerscDerisiveGibeTipnfloeDoybleDoughtnutz","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:26:24.000Z","text":"Peter Magyar and his Tisza party are on track to get ~140 seats, a super majority(requires 133 minimum), and they will have the power to undo all of Orban's anti-democratic actions.\nPeter Magyar supports Ukraine, supports the EU, and is against Russian control of Hungary.","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincenzo_Italiano","text":"Italian football coach with the surname Italiano"}]},{"id":"t1_oft3zxx","user":"DreadedvegasCabbage_VendornicetrylaocheREALLYPrrrromotionGiven1SpuckMcDuckHist_TreeRandomStallingsSatanicKettlegbbmilerandereandreArcaneDemensePeripatetictylCorporateNonpersonfor__loopspizSpecialDesigner5571DontForgetWilsonvaleyard89alonjitTheGreatMalaganCompleteNumpty","score":4551,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:33:11.000Z","text":"Peter Magyar is the equivalent of being named John American or Charles English or Louis French.\nInsane name lmao","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincenzo_Italiano","text":"Italian football coach with the surname Italiano"}]},{"id":"t1_oftd2ji","user":"Cabbage_VendornicetrylaocheREALLYPrrrromotionGiven1SpuckMcDuckHist_TreeRandomStallingsSatanicKettlegbbmilerandereandre","score":866,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:16:47.000Z","text":"John French was the leader of the British forces in France during WWI.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofteox6","user":"nicetrylaocheREALLYPrrrromotionGiven1SpuckMcDuckHist_TreeRandomStallingsSatanicKettlegbbmilerandereandre","score":389,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:24:36.000Z","text":"And his spoken French was so limited and awful it was generally agreed that he was better off speaking through an interpreter. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu995c","user":"PrrrromotionGiven1SpuckMcDuckHist_Tree","score":139,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:04:18.000Z","text":"The French ambassador to Britain leading up to WW1 was a man called Paul Cambon. He lived in London starting in 1898. His refusal to learn any English at all was so thorough that he had a translator with him at all official functions, and would wait for his translator to translate even phrases as simple as \"Yes\", \"No\", \"Alright\" and so on after living in London for decades and already hearing those words translated thousands of times.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvof5u","user":"SpuckMcDuckHist_Tree","score":60,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:17:24.000Z","text":"Must've been a shit ambassador with that attitude.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvokav","user":"Hist_Tree","score":104,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:18:26.000Z","text":"He was the most tolerant Frenchman they could find, or perhaps the only one willing to live in England for longer than a week","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu8w2s","user":"RandomStallingsSatanicKettlegbbmilerandereandre","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:02:17.000Z","text":"How British. At least in terms of stereotypes.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofucv36","user":"SatanicKettlegbbmilerandereandre","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:24:39.000Z","text":"It’s fairly accurate to be honest. French is, I believe, the most widely spoken foreign European second language in the UK, but that still doesn’t mean we’re good at it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyk95","user":"gbbmilerandereandre","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:31:39.000Z","text":"No one can butcher French quite like the English.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrsbg","user":"andereandre","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:42:45.000Z","text":"Good moaning.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft47hu","user":"ArcaneDemensePeripatetictylCorporateNonpersonfor__loopspiz","score":759,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:34:11.000Z","text":"Yes I usually call him John Hungarian in comments/posts that are more casual.","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincenzo_Italiano","text":"Italian football coach with the surname Italiano"}]},{"id":"t1_oft92xb","user":"PeripatetictylCorporateNonperson","score":235,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:57:33.000Z","text":"I’ve been calling him Hungary John in the most casual of comments/posts.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftpv8d","user":"CorporateNonperson","score":64,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:21:13.000Z","text":"Sounds like a line of frozen meals including Paprikash and Goulash.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofthvfm","user":"for__loop","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:40:05.000Z","text":"Why John instead of Peter?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftk27k","user":"spiz","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:51:13.000Z","text":"Not the most unusual thing. There's even an Italian football coach with the surname Italiano.","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincenzo_Italiano","text":"Italian football coach with the surname Italiano"}]},{"id":"t1_oft4tyq","user":"SpecialDesigner5571DontForgetWilsonvaleyard89alonjit","score":128,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:37:11.000Z","text":"\"Sam Texas\" used to run in every GOP primary in Harris County Texas back in the day.... the 1990s.\nHe legally changed his name to Sam Texas... never won anything. Not that it helped, the entire Texas GOP is composed of highly regarded people now.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftj1a2","user":"DontForgetWilsonvaleyard89alonjit","score":97,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:45:52.000Z","text":"I mean Houston was named after one Sam Houston, so that isn't too crazy. Magyar is the name of the biggest traditional ethnic group of Hungary.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftml00","user":"valeyard89alonjit","score":48,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:04:12.000Z","text":"The country name in Hungarian is Magyarország\nLike a lot of other country names it's basically 'land of the X people'","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu0r4i","user":"alonjit","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:17:12.000Z","text":"To give an example: England. Land of the angles.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6xqv","user":"TheGreatMalaganCompleteNumpty","score":96,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:47:21.000Z","text":"\"English\" is not a particularly strange surname though. Quite a lot of celebrities have had it. For gamers most notably the voice actress Jennifer English who voices Shadowheart in Baldur's Gate 3.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7rm0","user":"CompleteNumpty","score":162,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:51:18.000Z","text":"Let's not forget the World's Greatest Spy, Johnny English.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3wy1","user":"Reddvoxpgraczer","score":208,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:32:47.000Z","text":"Finally something to be happy about!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft53wd","user":"pgraczer","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:38:32.000Z","text":"this was great news to wake up to!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2yut","user":"Elbit_Curt_SedniArcaneDemensethisisjustascreenameSecureInstruction538SnirpsfightmaxmasterTheLanteanToneDiezDoomguyFemboiPol_PotamusMobiusOne_ISAFArcaneDemensemymikerowecrowTheGreatBigMadCosmicQuantum42TheMovieSnowmanErratic_-ProphetVitosi4ekkwangqengeleleCrunchyZebrakylec00perArcaneDemenseLegendarybbc15crestdivingtheflintseekerSeanspeedRookraider1boerscDerisiveGibe","score":2761,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:28:19.000Z","text":"Hopefully this is foreshadowing the mid-terms.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3jeo","user":"ArcaneDemensethisisjustascreenameSecureInstruction538SnirpsfightmaxmasterTheLanteanToneDiezDoomguyFemboiPol_PotamusMobiusOne_ISAFArcaneDemensemymikerowecrowTheGreatBigMadCosmicQuantum42TheMovieSnowmanErratic_-ProphetVitosi4ekkwangqengeleleCrunchyZebrakylec00perArcaneDemenseLegendarybbc15crestdivingtheflintseekerSeanspeedRookraider1","score":1147,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:31:00.000Z","text":"Oh it most definitely is. Fidesz gerrymandered heavily such that at one point they were getting 6 more seats that Tisza despite having 12% less of the vote. But then the tisza vote just kept rising.\nMost serious election predictors believe Dems will take the House(by a lot), and Senate(barely), and the Texas gerrymander will turn into a dummymander as Hispanic/Latino voters swing 40%-50% towards the Dems.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3vjg","user":"thisisjustascreenameSecureInstruction538SnirpsfightmaxmasterTheLanteanToneDiezDoomguyFemboiPol_PotamusMobiusOne_ISAFArcaneDemensemymikerowecrowTheGreatBigMadCosmicQuantum42TheMovieSnowmanErratic_-ProphetVitosi4ekkwangqengeleleCrunchyZebrakylec00perArcaneDemenseLegendarybbc15","score":1080,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:32:36.000Z","text":"The mythical purple Texas has been whispered about for a decade at this point.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4c5b","user":"SecureInstruction538SnirpsfightmaxmasterTheLanteanToneDiezDoomguyFemboiPol_PotamusMobiusOne_ISAF","score":459,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:34:47.000Z","text":"The biggest factor is if people actually showed up to vote","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft50wy","user":"SnirpsfightmaxmasterTheLanteanToneDiezDoomguyFemboiPol_PotamusMobiusOne_ISAF","score":492,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:38:07.000Z","text":"Not voting/apathy is the no 1 reason America is in the mess they are in. Freakin vote. It’s an incredible privilege. Use it!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftafou","user":"fightmaxmasterTheLanteanToneDiezDoomguyFemboiPol_PotamusMobiusOne_ISAF","score":220,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:04:03.000Z","text":"But if my candidate doesn't support 100% of every single thing I support, and isn't perfect in every way, then they're basically just as awful as the other candidate, so I might as well just not bother voting, right?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu077y","user":"TheLanteanToneDiez","score":126,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:14:18.000Z","text":"Picking a candidate is like taking public transport, you take the one that gets you closest to your destination, because one that gets you exactly to the door doesn't exist and if you wait for one to show up you won't get there at all.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuk7tx","user":"ToneDiez","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:06:48.000Z","text":"I like this analogy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftlejo","user":"DoomguyFemboiPol_PotamusMobiusOne_ISAF","score":70,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:58:08.000Z","text":"Yeah Trump won on people being petulant.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu0ca1","user":"Pol_PotamusMobiusOne_ISAF","score":116,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:15:01.000Z","text":"I swear the leftists who stayed home over Gaza are the stupidest fucking people on the planet","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofulpfo","user":"MobiusOne_ISAF","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:15:42.000Z","text":"Utopia or bust voters are the bane of a stable democracy imo.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft44a3","user":"ArcaneDemensemymikerowecrowTheGreatBigMad","score":112,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:33:45.000Z","text":"The Texas senate race is something like a 40% chance for Talarico to win. But the important thing is Dems could pick up several House seats, although they wouldn't have a majority of Texas congressional representatives. But they even getting 4-5 more than in 2024 is a big win.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5k4a","user":"mymikerowecrowTheGreatBigMad","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:40:42.000Z","text":"That’s twice the percentage that Trump was given of winning in 2016. 40% isnt nothing","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftiesa","user":"TheGreatBigMad","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:42:48.000Z","text":"to be fair - Trump due to a variety of factors has a relatively unique streak of significantly overpeforming his pre-election poll numbers. Trump with 40% is realistically closer to 50, in Texas for a Democrat 40% is probably closer to 30.\nThe single biggest factor is always that a lot of the republican voter base especially in Texas has a tendency to not answer stuff like this. That's not a 40% chance to win the election, that's 40% chance to win the election according to people who answer polls before an election, which fairly consistently underestimates Trump's base.\n40% isn't nothing but it's a farcry from being confident the seat is gonna flip. At 40% you're pretty much in 'we're gonna lose but we're gonna at least make it look good' range.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft49oc","user":"CosmicQuantum42TheMovieSnowmanErratic_-ProphetVitosi4ekkwangqengeleleCrunchyZebra","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:34:28.000Z","text":"The Republicans have made extreme efforts to alienate every one of their existing supporters and done less than nothing to bring in new ones.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft613j","user":"TheMovieSnowmanErratic_-ProphetVitosi4ek","score":110,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:42:59.000Z","text":"You’re not wrong but I know enough of these “Upset republicans” to know that they’ll still vote Republican regardless of what happens.\nDonald Trump could personally murder a family member, burn their house down, and clean out their bank account and they’d still do mental gymnastics to justify voting Republican and proceed to do so","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftew9z","user":"Erratic_-ProphetVitosi4ek","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:25:35.000Z","text":"The big factor is motivation. We've seen over the past decade that when Trump himself isn't on the ballot MAGA supporters don't show up to vote. That's been the magic of trump. He got people who didn't otherwise vote to show up to vote for him, but he has yet to be able to get them out to vote for someone else regardless of endorsements and rallies.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftgmtc","user":"Vitosi4ek","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:34:01.000Z","text":"It's even more damning, don't you think? People don't just vote for Trump because they've voted Republican their whole lives, they do so because they're attracted to him specifically. He's genuinely charismatic to a large portion of the US population. They love him for the very same reasons we hate him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6di8","user":"kwangqengelele","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:44:38.000Z","text":"Meh, give it two weeks and their supporters will fall in line. They struggled a bit when trump called them stupid for still talking about the Epstein files, around July of 2025, and by mid-August they had fallen in line with their talking points.\nA good example of a current day alienated trump supporter is Joe Rogan. Talking on his podcast about how insane the Iran war is and how it's not what they voted for, eagerly shaking that orange pedophiles stubby little injection site of a hand at that wrestling match yesterday.\nIf conservatives had integrity or a central belief beyond accruing power to mete out cruelty consequence free they would by definition no longer be conservative.\nWe shouldn't rely on conservatives becoming better people or letting a chance to harm others slip by. They'll vote.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6573","user":"CrunchyZebra","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:43:32.000Z","text":"All they had to do was keep Donnie out of Iran so they wouldn’t spike gas prices. Would’ve at least kept Rs solidly with them.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft585f","user":"kylec00perArcaneDemenseLegendarybbc15","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:39:06.000Z","text":"I dont think republicans realized just how much they fucked up with the whole ICE debacle.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5kwp","user":"ArcaneDemense","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:40:48.000Z","text":"In the Wisconsin Supreme Court election last week Hispanic/Latino precincts swung Dem by as much as 56%, and there was a huge swing in the western counties that bordered MPLS/St. Paul as well.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftc3jx","user":"Legendarybbc15","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:12:05.000Z","text":"Oh they did. That’s precisely why Noem is out of a job","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft496o","user":"crestdiving","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:34:24.000Z","text":"I like what you're writing, but I only will believe it when I see it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3yz5","user":"theflintseekerSeanspeed","score":103,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:33:03.000Z","text":"Gerrymandering can completely backfire when this happens. If you gerrymander to win 9/10 districts 51/49 you better bet you lose them all with any kind of swing.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftjjyi","user":"Seanspeed","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:48:31.000Z","text":"Yep, hyper optimized gerrymandering requires you to rely on VERY predictable voting results.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft76r5","user":"Rookraider1","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:48:32.000Z","text":"Which Senate seats are projected to flip to Dems? I think they could take Iowa maybe. I don't really see any others and they need to flip quite a few. This seems like a pipe dream","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft6dh3","user":"boersc","score":147,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:44:38.000Z","text":"It's amazing how quickly an EU nation election turned into a discussion about US midterms.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3seh","user":"DerisiveGibe","score":69,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:32:12.000Z","text":"The house is a blue wave, but go look at the Senate it's a big uphill battle, we need to rely on Maine, Ohio, Alaska or Texas just to get a razor thin majority.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4rp8","user":"Tipnfloe","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:36:53.000Z","text":"about time! good job Hungary, congrats!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3l93","user":"Doyble","score":50,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:31:14.000Z","text":"Things are starting to get better","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4blu","user":"Doughtnutz","score":54,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:34:43.000Z","text":"This is such awesome news, and I'm not even Hungarian, I'm from the UK!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft228j","user":"NewBootGoofin1987oioioi9537CheeseCurdCommunismMetalBawxzevonyumaxrayTheTenaciousGxtfftcBestFriendWatermelonSmart_Ass_DavezuzgSeanspeedNoMoreFund","score":3425,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:24:00.000Z","text":"Congratulations to Hungarians and the EU. The best is yet to come","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2jh4","user":"oioioi9537CheeseCurdCommunismMetalBawxzevonyumaxrayTheTenaciousGxtfftcBestFriendWatermelonSmart_Ass_Davezuzg","score":665,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:26:16.000Z","text":"hopefully transition of power is peaceful and they can keep their supermajority. congrats hungary","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3md8","user":"CheeseCurdCommunismMetalBawxzevonyumaxrayTheTenaciousGxtfftcBestFriendWatermelonSmart_Ass_Davezuzg","score":571,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:31:23.000Z","text":"The fact that Orban has congratulated him seems to be good news on that front.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft52q1","user":"MetalBawxzevonyumaxray","score":130,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:38:22.000Z","text":"Congratulated him from the airport.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8jwo","user":"zevonyumaxray","score":69,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:55:03.000Z","text":"That was my second thought, right after being surprised he conceded.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3vfe","user":"TheTenaciousGxtfftcBestFriendWatermelonSmart_Ass_Davezuzg","score":128,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:32:36.000Z","text":"Honestly that fact makes me really nervous for some reason","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft86u4","user":"xtfftcBestFriendWatermelon","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:53:19.000Z","text":"Not accepting defeat would be an \"all-in\" approach with a very slim chance of succeeding, considering they are in the EU and are, geographically speaking, right in the middle of Europe.\nAccepting defeat, considering the resources and allies he has and the countless challenges Hungary (and every other country) will face in the upcoming years, means he will try to stay relevant.\nAnd even if he doesn't have a chance of returning to power (I think he does), being the leader of the largest opposition party is not that bad either.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftmw2z","user":"BestFriendWatermelon","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:05:52.000Z","text":"This. People who have been imagining conspiracies, vote rigging, coups etc don't seem to understand that Hungary is surrounded by the EU and the EU would never accept such shenanigans. Major powers within the EU would have the moral authority to hold a gun to Hungary's head and Putin wouldn't be able to send a single person to stop it.\nOrban's best move was always to be gracious, shake hands and play for either the new government to let by gone be by gones, or a graceful exile from the country before all the corruption charges catch up with him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft459b","user":"Smart_Ass_Dave","score":79,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:33:53.000Z","text":"Trauma. Trauma is the reason.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5lct","user":"zuzg","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:40:52.000Z","text":"Eh just remember that Orban was once also just Center-right like his now Predecessor, then came the flip..\nHe may be high on copium that the guy gets corrupted the same way he got.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftcxcz","user":"SeanspeedNoMoreFund","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:16:05.000Z","text":"This is why I was constantly annoyed with all the reactionaries saying the EU and NATO should have tried to get rid of Hungary/kick them out or whatever.\nHungary was not at all some lost cause. Yes, the people who support Orban suck, but just like in the US with Trump, there's tons of people who oppose them and we shouldn't throw the proverbial baby out with the bath water just cuz you aren't getting what you'd prefer in the moment. Smart leaders know this. Sadly, many ordinary people do not.\nI'm just really glad that all the decent and reasonable Hungarians there have kept their opportunity to make a difference and get back in with the west and not Russia.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftfnm1","user":"NoMoreFund","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:29:15.000Z","text":"The problem is the consensus decision making model of the EU. I'm glad Hungary is coming out of the shadow but it did a lot of damage outside its borders while it was there","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2hjt","user":"LilAnswerMaDpYrOsuperurgentcatboxExternal-Option-544vonGlickAggravating-Neat1768WulfrinnanAlphabunsquadMrF_lawblogchocobowler","score":1704,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:26:00.000Z","text":"This could be day 0 of a new more cohesive European Union. The magnitude of the potential coming out from this result cannot be overstated.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2s6e","user":"MaDpYrOsuperurgentcatboxExternal-Option-544vonGlickAggravating-Neat1768WulfrinnanAlphabunsquadMrF_lawblog","score":693,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:27:26.000Z","text":"I do hope the EU will address the faults in the system that allowed this corrupt prick to block it for so long, though.\nNo veto powers for a single fascist state, essentially undermining the entire union.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3l6m","user":"superurgentcatboxExternal-Option-544vonGlickAggravating-Neat1768WulfrinnanAlphabunsquadMrF_lawblog","score":322,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:31:14.000Z","text":"With the size of the EU, unity in votes is impossible anyway. We need to institute majority voting rules.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5wsh","user":"External-Option-544vonGlickAggravating-Neat1768WulfrinnanAlphabunsquad","score":145,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:42:24.000Z","text":"Yeah let's not do the same mistake as the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftabp1","user":"vonGlickAggravating-Neat1768WulfrinnanAlphabunsquad","score":60,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:03:32.000Z","text":"As a Pole I am scared to see that this analogy have merit sometimes.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftq0qq","user":"Aggravating-Neat1768WulfrinnanAlphabunsquad","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:21:59.000Z","text":"What happened with the commonwealth? I'm not the most knowledgeable of European history but I just know it existed sometime during like the high middle ages.\n\"We need both of us to agree or it doesn't get passed\" leading to stagnation til decline?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftroci","user":"WulfrinnanAlphabunsquad","score":61,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:30:12.000Z","text":"So the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth was a 'noble democracy' in that all the aristocrats got to elect the King, and a single rep in their version of Congress were able to veto any proposed legislation. For a long time this 'golden veto' was rarely used, and it was part of making the Commonwealth the most democratic and least religiously bigoted country in Europe, but eventually corruption and divided loyalties led to the veto being invoked more and more until the Commonwealth was basically paralysed as its enemies (especially Russia) started to tear it apart.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv1n1x","user":"Alphabunsquad","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:50:09.000Z","text":"It also had a shit ton of nobles. In the 1500s 1 in 10 people were nobility. This became the spark for the idea of universal human rights across Europe because the first time a sizable chunk of a nation’s populace couldn’t just be thrown in jail at the whim of a king without a trial. This led commoners in other nations to feel like it should be applied to all of them, notably in Ukraine where the Cossacks revolted and provided near universal human rights in their Siches and elections and systems of government similar to those found in the future US colonies two centuries later. Half of Ukrainians were literate due to this, by far the highest rate in Europe. Eventually they were destroyed by Russia too once Poland was defeated and they didn’t have two powers they could play off of. The ideas wouldn’t spread to Western Europe in a meaningful way for awhile but the kernel of it was there.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft9ard","user":"MrF_lawblog","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:58:36.000Z","text":"At least super majority rule","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftbh3x","user":"chocobowler","score":55,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:09:03.000Z","text":"Everyone forgetting Slovakia exists","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2kq9","user":"The-marx-channelZsokkeryourlocaltouyaDonPinstripelli","score":1373,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:26:26.000Z","text":"As a Pole I welcome back my Hungarian brothers back to the European Community.\nPolak, Węgier, dwa bratanki, i do szabli i do szklanki","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4vk9","user":"Zsokkeryourlocaltouya","score":284,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:37:24.000Z","text":"Also, Péter Magyar said he will visit Poland first as a PM to restore our connections","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft74f7","user":"yourlocaltouya","score":48,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:48:14.000Z","text":"I can't wait for him to extradite Ziobro back to us as well!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4dxa","user":"DonPinstripelli","score":164,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:35:02.000Z","text":"Now us Slovaks need to follow suit!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2kjt","user":"sudocurlqueen-adreenaIllMCSexReflexrumham_123SeanspeedJohnHazardWanderingTachiHReasonable-Gas5625SubmarinequusEllydirSkullcrimpVexed_MisanthropeDeliciousPangolinhelloLeoDiCapriowhydoyouonlylieagesto11jscummyViiventheflintseekerstunts002","score":942,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:26:25.000Z","text":"Finally. Embarrassing they had to trot out JD Vance in the last minutes just to garner more votes.","links":[{"url":"https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/04/01/musk-million-dollar-checks-wisconsin-supreme-court-election/82742222007/","text":"https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/04/01/musk-million-dollar-checks-wisconsin-supreme-court-election/82742222007/"}]},{"id":"t1_oft4ct9","user":"queen-adreenaIllMCSexReflex","score":396,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:34:53.000Z","text":"“I’m on the fence about this decision… I wonder what JD Vance thinks?” -No one, ever","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft84gk","user":"IllMCSexReflex","score":74,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:53:00.000Z","text":"Somebody find Ja","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftnsup","user":"SexReflex","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:10:35.000Z","text":"I'd rather know Ja's take than JD's lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3sy0","user":"rumham_123SeanspeedJohnHazardWanderingTachiHReasonable-Gas5625","score":529,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:32:16.000Z","text":"If that is your final Hail Mary to win an election you were fucked from the start","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftdznw","user":"SeanspeedJohnHazardWanderingTachiHReasonable-Gas5625","score":226,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:21:15.000Z","text":"Not even Americans like JD Vance. Why on earth would Hungarians care about that gasbag? lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftqny8","user":"JohnHazardWandering","score":62,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:25:10.000Z","text":"Trump doesn't like him. Didn't even pick up his call. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftul7g","user":"TachiH","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:45:01.000Z","text":"Europeans hear what a US politician wants and run in the opposite direction 🤣","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu5080","user":"Reasonable-Gas5625","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:40:31.000Z","text":"Not even Americans like JD Vance\nLet's hope that stays true. His backer has infinite money to pour into convincing the morons.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4dah","user":"SubmarinequusEllydirSkullcrimp","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:34:57.000Z","text":"That’s far from the most pathetic thing. They gave out gift cards to the people they kept in the worst poverty but only if they voted for Orbán’s party. They threw events in poor neighborhoods and only people who went to vote could come. It’s despicable","links":[{"url":"https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/04/01/musk-million-dollar-checks-wisconsin-supreme-court-election/82742222007/","text":"https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/04/01/musk-million-dollar-checks-wisconsin-supreme-court-election/82742222007/"}]},{"id":"t1_oft5lf2","user":"EllydirSkullcrimp","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:40:52.000Z","text":"Here's what I never understood about bribing voters like this: What is to stop me from just taking the bribe and voting however I want anyway?","links":[{"url":"https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/04/01/musk-million-dollar-checks-wisconsin-supreme-court-election/82742222007/","text":"https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/04/01/musk-million-dollar-checks-wisconsin-supreme-court-election/82742222007/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvdh6r","user":"Skullcrimp","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:02:09.000Z","text":"As others said, a lack of secret balloting is the obvious answer.\nHowever, the more insidious one, which you see in the america, is you concentrate your bribing activities on areas that vote heavily for your candidate. Your goal is just to increase voter turnout in particular areas, while simultaneously using other underhanded means to decrease turnout in the opposite areas.\nThis doesn't even have to be outright bribery. There are lots of shady ways to tip the turnout scales in the areas you like that will avoid detection. Plus, when you win, you can escape the consequences anyway.\nA good example: https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/04/01/musk-million-dollar-checks-wisconsin-supreme-court-election/82742222007/","links":[{"url":"https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/04/01/musk-million-dollar-checks-wisconsin-supreme-court-election/82742222007/","text":"https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/04/01/musk-million-dollar-checks-wisconsin-supreme-court-election/82742222007/"}]},{"id":"t1_oft5ea2","user":"Vexed_MisanthropeDeliciousPangolinhelloLeoDiCapriowhydoyouonlylieagesto11","score":168,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:39:55.000Z","text":"Supposedly he lost 3% support after Vance visit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft9y32","user":"DeliciousPangolinhelloLeoDiCapriowhydoyouonlylieagesto11","score":97,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:01:43.000Z","text":"Imagine if foreign politicians came to the US during a presidential election and held campaign speeches endorsing a specific political party. I'd love to see how well Americans took that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftd3yo","user":"helloLeoDiCaprio","score":65,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:16:59.000Z","text":"Both Meloni and Orban spoke at the RNC, so it already happened.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftgo6l","user":"whydoyouonlylieagesto11","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:34:12.000Z","text":"They already bitched and moaned that some Labour MPs from the UK went to help manage some Democrat campaigns of their own volition and claimed it was Starmer trying to interfere in the US elections, all while Nigel Farrage was gargling Trump's balls on every media station that would have him and was even on stage with Trump at some of his rallies. They are notjing but hypocritical assholes.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu0kb2","user":"agesto11","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:16:11.000Z","text":"It wasn’t even MPs, just individual activists.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5ceh","user":"jscummyViiven","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:39:40.000Z","text":"Did that help? I feel like bringing out JD Vance would do the opposite, dude's a charisma black hole","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft8419","user":"Viiven","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:52:57.000Z","text":"He's like the Grim Reaper at this stage. Pope, peace negotiations, election campaigns. Everything he touches dies. Now get him back to Trump asap","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4ahj","user":"theflintseeker","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:34:34.000Z","text":"Orbán got sent to Voicemail 😂 ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4jkl","user":"stunts002","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:35:49.000Z","text":"And Trump is so despised even by the right in Europe it actuallly made him poll worse.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3pnh","user":"Little_MachinezMcBuck2SeanspeedLittle_MachinezMyManD","score":613,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:31:49.000Z","text":"Lol, even Orban, who has been in power for 16 years, conceded willingly and with whatever dignity he has left. Trump really is just the worst of the worst.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft9jz0","user":"McBuck2SeanspeedLittle_MachinezMyManD","score":150,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:59:49.000Z","text":"Orban has probably squirreled away enough money to live in luxury the rest of his life.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftehlr","user":"Seanspeed","score":109,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:23:38.000Z","text":"Oh he has no doubt. But so has Trump, yet Trump will 100% still try and cling to power somehow. Power is a drug as powerful as money.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft9zf5","user":"Little_Machinez","score":64,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:01:54.000Z","text":"He's probably on the next flight to Moscow to escape any potential prosecution in Hungary","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuw11a","user":"MyManD","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:16:31.000Z","text":"More like Orban knows he's relatively young as politicians go (depsite looking like 80) and he just needs Magyar to slip up somewhere in the next few years or there's another ultra-conservative swing as most countries are want to do like history has shown time and time again. When that happens he'll be right back on the ballot.\nHard to mount a comeback if you try and stage a coup and get sent away for the rest of your life like Bolsonaro.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2vzn","user":"JerseyDvlTroj1030","score":707,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:27:56.000Z","text":"Donald Trump and JD Vance really were the only people unaware that the entire world hates Donald Trump and JD Vance.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft40zz","user":"Troj1030","score":150,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:33:19.000Z","text":"Because he surrounded himself with people who are too afraid to tell him the truth. Of course they don't know.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu61mt","user":"DerisiveCurDutchProv","score":141,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:46:17.000Z","text":"I'm so drunk on champagne right now. Finally my vote amounted to something. People have been cheering on the streets for hours, I can hear the singing from my window.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofurb0r","user":"DutchProv","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:48:56.000Z","text":"I am so happy for you and Hungary!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft222h","user":"RelegatedRickSonOfAnarchy91Brave_Nerve_6871","score":884,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:23:59.000Z","text":"Get fucked Putin’s puppets, next the Midterms. These fuckers need to be removed all over the world.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft5q56","user":"SonOfAnarchy91Brave_Nerve_6871","score":175,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:41:30.000Z","text":"Man imagine US and Ruzzia trying to get the same guy (re)elected in an European country.\nWhat a time to be alive...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft7vct","user":"Brave_Nerve_6871","score":49,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:51:47.000Z","text":"Trump doing everything for best friend Vlad","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3km8","user":"bhputnam","score":77,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:31:09.000Z","text":"I’m going to crack a bottle for world democracy and sanity. 🥂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2i7q","user":"Normal_Tap3021orus_hereticNeedleworkerPure7162KingMario05","score":157,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:26:06.000Z","text":"So Ukraine can finally get their funding","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofto431","user":"orus_hereticNeedleworkerPure7162","score":35,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:12:13.000Z","text":"There's still Slovakia to worry about unfortunately but Fico can be strong armed by the EU.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuq40o","user":"NeedleworkerPure7162","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:42:01.000Z","text":"And keep an eye on the crazy Babic in Czechia as well.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3enk","user":"KingMario05","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:30:23.000Z","text":"Not a moment too soon, either. Slava Ukraini!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft53dy","user":"TenwaystospoildinnerIm_really_bored_rn","score":130,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:38:27.000Z","text":"Every time Vance visits a foreign country, something unfortunate happens to their leaders. But at least this time, it benefited the rest of us.\nSend him to Russia next.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftkiv9","user":"Im_really_bored_rn","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:53:33.000Z","text":"Personally, I think Vance should do a world tour of endorsing right wing politicians","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2x1u","user":"ninjab055Seanspeed","score":145,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:28:04.000Z","text":"W for Hungry, W for Europe and W for the world!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftequ8","user":"Seanspeed","score":51,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:24:52.000Z","text":"W for Ukraine too, dont forget. Orban has been a big thorn in getting them support from Europe.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2m20","user":"Raspberries-Are-EvilPaulaDeen21","score":267,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:26:37.000Z","text":"After all the shit he has done, Orban has more class than Trump.\nLets hope he gets the prosecutions that are due for his illegal power grab.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4t5o","user":"PaulaDeen21","score":120,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:37:05.000Z","text":"Having more class than Trump is the lowest possible bar, don’t even give Orban that faint praise.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4k75","user":"SnooPineapples3952brandbaardReddvoxSeanspeed","score":89,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:35:53.000Z","text":"Happy with the result, but genuinely surprised that Orban just simply conceded instead of shouting \"rigged vote!\", calling in the military, or some other underhanded move.\nBut until Orban is actually out, I'm not breathing a sigh of relief.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftaujn","user":"brandbaardReddvoxSeanspeed","score":67,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:06:02.000Z","text":"I guess that becomes harder to do when you lose THIS hard.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftg1v9","user":"Reddvox","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:31:11.000Z","text":"Americans should give it a try next elections...just havetwo thirds actually vote and vote correctly (the other third is lost)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftitbd","user":"Seanspeed","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:44:46.000Z","text":"That definitely makes a difference. Big turnout makes such claims very flimsy even to those who would otherwise like to believe.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft41a9","user":"InevitableFly","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:33:22.000Z","text":"Finally, I can start to feel proud to be a hungarian again","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftef09","user":"iwantawinnebago","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:23:18.000Z","text":"80.04% turnout\nThe opposition party Tisza has supermajority lead. If that holds, they will be able to dismantle Orban's regime.\nAz én légpárnásom tele van angolnákkal!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3ih4","user":"jszj0","score":59,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:30:53.000Z","text":"Yeeeeeeeeassssss! Fuck off to Moscow, Orban!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2ygn","user":"copperblood","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:28:16.000Z","text":"Whoopsie daisy for Russia and Putin. With Orban gone time for the EU to sanction the fuck out of Russia. You love to see it!!! Bravo, Hungary! Bravo!!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2nbh","user":"Prefered4Psychological-Ad-407","score":123,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:26:47.000Z","text":"Can JD Vance pay a visit to Bardella in France? We'd love to welcome him","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofte5nt","user":"Psychological-Ad-407","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:22:03.000Z","text":"That won’t happen, most French, left or right, don’t like the USA, much less Trump and Bardella knows it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft1zo7","user":"RisOgKyllingglmoryLA-Aronphant0msinthenightZulmoka531phant0msinthenightdexter311chuck_the_plantsashunderaJozozMoon_Rose_VioletShadow293Equivalent-Elk-7513PieStraight541__Polarix__","score":152,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:23:40.000Z","text":"Anyone who can enlighten me on how big this is?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2g1o","user":"glmory","score":345,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:25:49.000Z","text":"Has a huge impact on the EU's ability to stand up to Putin and Trump. He was often the only one blocking major support for Ukraine.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2k2c","user":"LA-Aron","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:26:21.000Z","text":"It's big...Orban has been a wedge in Europe, dividing his country's own alliance. A certain President will be very unhappy about this and probably call it fraud/cheating.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft26dy","user":"phant0msinthenightZulmoka531phant0msinthenightdexter311chuck_the_plant","score":274,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:24:33.000Z","text":"quite big. Orban is Putins lapdog and eurosceptic, whilst magyar is an Eurocentrist. also Orban is just generally a piece of shit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3ebn","user":"Zulmoka531phant0msinthenightdexter311chuck_the_plant","score":105,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:30:20.000Z","text":"And also flung a lovely pile of shit into Vance and Trump’s faces. Just a wonderful global win all around.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3tx1","user":"phant0msinthenightdexter311","score":41,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:32:24.000Z","text":"can vance endorse Bibi next please","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofthrub","user":"dexter311","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:39:36.000Z","text":"His mere presence has killed the Pope and Orban's election hopes so far","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4gga","user":"chuck_the_plant","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:35:23.000Z","text":"Feces into faces should be the next election motto.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4snx","user":"sashundera","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:37:01.000Z","text":"A big FUCKING deal. 16 years of autocracy ended, and Magyar beat him at his own game, in a election system designed to benefit Orban. Not only did he beat him, he beat him BIG and won supermajority, allowing him to change the constitution.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2hke","user":"Jozoz","score":72,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:26:00.000Z","text":"This is absolutely insanely big for Europe. Orban and his party were fully supporting Russia.\nThis is the best news Ukraine has had in a long time since Orban was blocking a huge loan from the EU.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2r03","user":"Moon_Rose_Violet","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:27:16.000Z","text":"Looks possible that the opposition party will get a 2/3 supermajority which means they can undo many of the constitutional “reforms” undertaken by Orban. Also means the potential for more EU Ukraine aid to go ahead and for EU sanctions against some West Bank settlers. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2xbx","user":"Shadow293","score":35,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:28:07.000Z","text":"Trumps best friend in the EU is now a loser, and he absolutely hates losers. This is going to further destroy MAGA, since they based a LOT of their movement from Orban.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2dd7","user":"Equivalent-Elk-7513","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:25:28.000Z","text":"huuuuuuuuuugly bigggg, for Europe at least","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2y7q","user":"PieStraight541","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:28:14.000Z","text":"Huge, they lost majority, and opponent will get it, so they can do what they want. They are pro eu.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3ifc","user":"__Polarix__","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:30:52.000Z","text":"Orbán ruled for 16 years. An era ends.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2krl","user":"poopey_doopey_Sr","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:26:27.000Z","text":"Oh! Hell yeah, I am commenting here and leaving reddit for the day! Ending on a good note for once! Bravo Hungary!!!!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftn6fi","user":"RaspberryBirdCat","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:07:25.000Z","text":"Credit to Orban for actually conceding the election.\nProbably helps Orban's calculations that Magyar is a fellow conservative, albeit more moderate. It might have been more difficult for Orban to concede if it had been a socialist who had won.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft2j19","user":"TheRC135","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:26:13.000Z","text":"Great news. Good riddance to this Putin puppet and his brand of far-right authoritarianism.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3dfs","user":"el_dude_brother2","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:30:13.000Z","text":"Another Putin/JD Vance loss","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3n4e","user":"martapap","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:31:29.000Z","text":"A glimmer of hope in all the bad news.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofthbc8","user":"TheKanten","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:37:22.000Z","text":"Finally some good news in 2026.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftkqxb","user":"CoolyRanks","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:54:42.000Z","text":"Utterly embarassing that the various fascist leaders worldwide threw their support behind Orban at the last minute, only to have their guy take a massive defeat. Utter hubris from Vance and co to think their opinions matter abroad. Well done, Hungary.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3n00","user":"AnAussiebum","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:31:29.000Z","text":"A leader who won't deny the outcome and allow for peaceful transition? Maybe 2026 isn't going to completely suck after all.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3go2","user":"ProdoRockhotpotcommandermunkisquisher","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:30:39.000Z","text":"Huge relief but it’s still pretty damning for the Trump administration to have supported a corrupt Putin ally in the first place. We should be wary.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftalpi","user":"hotpotcommander","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:04:51.000Z","text":"Yea pretty shameful for Trump and Vance to openly campaign for Orban.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftk8ae","user":"munkisquisher","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:52:04.000Z","text":"It's pretty obvious they themselves are a corrupt putin ally","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4bml","user":"GalgoIsTheBestDog","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:34:43.000Z","text":"Orban has been a giant, massive prick for years and years. A terrible person.\nBut the fact that he conceded the election and doesnt fight it tooth and nail, he gets at least that amount of respect from me","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3qir","user":"MinorKeyEnjoyer","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:31:56.000Z","text":"so glad Vance was just there so it’s extra humiliating for him","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft3mnd","user":"whatpplsay","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:31:26.000Z","text":"Great news for Europe, Ukraine, and the world!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftgjra","user":"pluckyfemme2","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-12T20:33:36.000Z","text":"Congratulations, Hungarians!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oft4kcd","user":"FestusPowerLoL","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-12T19:35:55.000Z","text":"See, even Orban can gracefully concede.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oftq779","user":"GrandOldFarty","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-12T21:22:51.000Z","text":"Thank God. Congrats and thank you to all Hungarians who voted against the global cabal of demagogues.","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1sk10ie","type":"link","sub":"politics","username":"Quirkie","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"thedailybeast.com","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1sk10ie/trump_79_posts_himself_as_christ_after_bonkers/","score":18,"comments_count":1643,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:52:15.000Z","url":"https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-posts-himself-as-christ-after-bonkers-pope-attack/","thumbnail":"https://external-preview.redd.it/hn3AVH-oObQNFj__VqoRlk6CfrbT02iXn-62NtAAPVE.jpeg?width=140&height=73&auto=webp&s=55d59982290f77f8429dee8fe34c2d087d69c2f8","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"Trump, 79, Posts Himself as Christ After Bonkers Pope Attack - The image depicts Trump as Jesus healing a sick person with his touch.","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofvt0yn","user":"AutoModerator","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:52:15.000Z","text":"As a reminder, this subreddit is for civil discussion.\nIn general, please be courteous to others. 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Fucking. Years.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxkwj","user":"ScrewAttackThislr99999HauntedCemeteryvrendy42VagrantShadowFellowHumanNo404obscuriositybonerUrsusRenataIJustWantCoffeeManpintitaCake_And_PiProper-District8608KittyGrewAMoustacheAhhTimmahAtroxaPinHaunting7192tungtingshrimpProfessional_Net7339Hot-Temperature-314Joe_Kininchaquickboopgizajobicandothatcanon12laplongejrPhrewfufScrewAttackThismlc885MalaixEasy-Concentrate2636","score":1568,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:27:48.000Z","text":"It goes wayyyy further back. This dude did an interview on 9/11 where he bragged about having the tallest building now. And it was a lie.\nThere's been something obviously wrong with him for decades.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw665q","user":"lr99999HauntedCemeteryvrendy42VagrantShadowFellowHumanNo404obscuriosityboner","score":421,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:39:58.000Z","text":"He put out a Newsletter to contractors giving advice on how to not pay your workers and subcontractors, by suing Bam after the job is complete instead of paying. \nThat was in the 1980s. He has always been one evil ass, motherfucker. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxguxi","user":"HauntedCemeteryvrendy42VagrantShadowFellowHumanNo404obscuriosityboner","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:47:27.000Z","text":"Sesame Street parodied how cartoonishly evil he was over 40 years ago.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxjyzy","user":"vrendy42VagrantShadowFellowHumanNo404","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:04:26.000Z","text":"Which is why some people think he gutted PBS funding.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxrem0","user":"VagrantShadowFellowHumanNo404","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:43:03.000Z","text":"He is a man of hate that can hold grudges for decades.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxw2mw","user":"FellowHumanNo404","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:05:54.000Z","text":"JFC, he still wants to execute the (exonerated) Central Park Five.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxkvcb","user":"obscuriosityboner","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:09:12.000Z","text":"Woody Guthrie wrote a song about how evil his dad was. It’s in his DNA","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw5yyk","user":"UrsusRenataIJustWantCoffeeManpintitaCake_And_PiProper-District8608KittyGrewAMoustache","score":247,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:38:16.000Z","text":"Honestly, I’ve never in 50+ years seen an adult more desperate to fit in with the “cool kids” (in this case, the most wealthy and most powerful). He comes off as the hyper chihuahua jumping around the strolling bulldog. He tries to come off as confident, but truly confident people don’t feel the need to brag.\nQueen Bees and Wannabes... and Trump is the most obvious wannabe on the planet.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6zma","user":"IJustWantCoffeeManpintitaCake_And_PiProper-District8608","score":98,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:47:00.000Z","text":"You know elon musk?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwj6ri","user":"pintitaCake_And_PiProper-District8608","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:37:20.000Z","text":"The guy that the billionaire paedos thought was way too weird and creepy to hang out with them.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwptjl","user":"Cake_And_Pi","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:38:25.000Z","text":"They didn’t think he could keep his mouth shut, not that it seems to matter on that level.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxj0rk","user":"Proper-District8608","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:59:17.000Z","text":"Years ago when Elon was pictured somewhere (I think taking his mom to Oscars or some dress up award ceremony) someone commented that he just looks like caricature of a cartoon villain and I see it every picture of him now","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwkkbh","user":"KittyGrewAMoustache","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:50:07.000Z","text":"They are all like this. Their hatred and rage for liberals is driven by feeling rejected by them because they’re not smart enough to understand things most liberals or left wingers understand.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6ngs","user":"AhhTimmahAtroxaPinHaunting7192tungtingshrimpProfessional_Net7339Hot-Temperature-314Joe_Kininchaquickboop","score":190,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:44:04.000Z","text":"Motherfucker used to call journalists pretending to be his own employee in order to jerk himself off to the press. One of many names used was John Barron. This was all well known before he was elected the first time","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbym1","user":"AtroxaPinHaunting7192tungtingshrimpProfessional_Net7339Hot-Temperature-314Joe_Kininchaquickboop","score":123,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:30:47.000Z","text":"Exactly. I am a New Yorker. We've known about this for so long. It amazes me how he managed to dupe so many people. This is not a sign of someone who is stable. Like, WTF were people thinking voting for this guy?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwuscp","user":"PinHaunting7192tungtingshrimp","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:20:24.000Z","text":"I don't know why this should be limited to New York.\nTrump's reputation has been pretty consistent for decades. He sort of became the image of a failed, American businessman and a cheat. That Simpsons gig wasn't \"foresight\", it was them taking the piss about what he had said he wanted to do for 15 years. That episode aired in 2000 and literally played the joke that Lisa inherited the country from \"President Trump\" and that \"its now broke.\"\nHis reputation for falling businesses was apparent even then, and people everywhere (even in some countries overseas) understood the joke. He's always been a snakes-oil salesman and a cheat. Greany even called it a \"warning\" at the time.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxe901","user":"tungtingshrimp","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:32:30.000Z","text":"Michael Bloomberg tried to warn people at the DNC that as a NY’er he knows a con man when he sees one","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwmn1s","user":"Professional_Net7339Hot-Temperature-314","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:09:23.000Z","text":"They weren’t duped. They just support what he represents","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx64pb","user":"Hot-Temperature-314","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:42:43.000Z","text":"exactly. He mirrors what they truly are, a bunch of racist fucks","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwn6dd","user":"Joe_Kinincha","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:14:19.000Z","text":"I’m a Londoner , I didn’t even visit NYC till 2005 and I know trump was an asshole in the 90s.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwhbea","user":"quickboop","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:19:52.000Z","text":"Conservatives and Christians.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwa7p6","user":"gizajobicandothatcanon12","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:15:00.000Z","text":"He's been a narcissistic/ sociopath his entire adult life. Pathological lying is part of it because his ego/delusion tells him he must be the best and win everything. Now he's demented it's worse.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwqm3z","user":"canon12","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:45:30.000Z","text":"He is mentally dangerous and incapable to remain in his position. Vance is a nutcase as well. Both need to be removed.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwg3na","user":"laplongejr","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:08:41.000Z","text":"There's been something obviously wrong with him for decades.\nYeah, but our society doesn't consider \"rich people being an asshole\" as a mental illness.\nIt probably should, but if they hide it correctly to the poors, it's called \"being smart at gaslighting\" instead.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw4u0y","user":"PhrewfufScrewAttackThismlc885","score":58,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:28:31.000Z","text":"Man has complexes. All of them.\nProbably something to do with his tiny hands and feet. Cause you know what they say about men with tiny feet.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw56oo","user":"ScrewAttackThis","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:31:34.000Z","text":"Based off what Stormy Daniels said, yeah, he's definitely insecure about his manhood. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw9k7y","user":"mlc885","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:09:14.000Z","text":"Cause you know what they say about men with tiny feet.\nIs it \"they cause global nuclear war and the end of modern civilization?\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw8inm","user":"MalaixEasy-Concentrate2636","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:00:07.000Z","text":"He was a born narcissistic idiot. Or molded into one with his evil parent nepo-baby upbringing. Eitherway yeah. Lifelong mentally unwell anti-social personality disorder idiot who is now cracking under both stress and old age on top of it all.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxd5np","user":"Easy-Concentrate2636","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:26:05.000Z","text":"Dude ruins everything he touches. If he ever tried to touch me, I would think he was either trying to molest me or bankrupt me. Him touching anyone usually results in something bad.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwfu2","user":"BuzzyBubble","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:18:38.000Z","text":"It’s so incredibly sad to witness this shit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwdfwn","user":"BoreJam","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:44:30.000Z","text":"The worst part isn't how obviously insane he is, it's the frankly obscene number of people who don't just refuse to see it but will attack you for even suggesting something isn't right","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvy6wm","user":"littleotterpop","score":62,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:32:46.000Z","text":"Longer than that, Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental illness and he's been a raging malignant narcicist for as long as he's been in the public eye.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw0ga3","user":"ChicagoAuPair","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:51:22.000Z","text":"It’s been obvious since he was a small child. None of the stories are new, and he told half of them himself, proudly.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvu7k7","user":"NoiserawkerCompetitive_Film_650dancingbriefcasenonsensestuffJayGrinderdancingbriefcasePleasantWay7caitnicrunAmazing-Heron-105chefybpoodlingVocabulary-PollutionPossessionRoutine971CeltslapenricojrHubert_J_CumberdaleKittyGrewAMoustacheblue-collar-nobodytrisul-108TurnoverMobile8332Potates42always_unpluggedOskaMeijerOutrageous-Tell1218EducationQueasy275Money_Percentage_630JustDesserts29OSUBeavBane","score":522,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:01:12.000Z","text":"And dementia","links":[{"url":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/","text":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvus19","user":"Competitive_Film_650dancingbriefcasenonsensestuffJayGrinderdancingbriefcasePleasantWay7caitnicrunAmazing-Heron-105chefybpoodlingVocabulary-PollutionPossessionRoutine971CeltslapenricojrHubert_J_CumberdaleKittyGrewAMoustacheblue-collar-nobodytrisul-108TurnoverMobile8332","score":439,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:05:37.000Z","text":"And possibly being the anti-Christ","links":[{"url":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/","text":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvyctw","user":"dancingbriefcasenonsensestuffJayGrinderdancingbriefcase","score":72,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:34:07.000Z","text":"I'm not even religious but I agree that he is the anti-christ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvzxvg","user":"nonsensestuffJayGrinderdancingbriefcase","score":71,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:47:10.000Z","text":"I dated a guy in 2016 whose roommate had a complete break breakdown that summer and ran down the street naked in their neighborhood screaming that Trump was the anti-Christ.\nIn hindsight, that seems rational.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw25m5","user":"JayGrinder","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:05:40.000Z","text":"Was the naked guys name Luke by chance? It feels weird that this would be something that is a more than once occurrence…","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw01cc","user":"dancingbriefcase","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:47:58.000Z","text":"Where is he now? Maybe go back and get back with the guy. Ha","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwd6x","user":"PleasantWay7caitnicrunAmazing-Heron-105chefybpoodlingVocabulary-PollutionPossessionRoutine971Celtslap","score":244,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:18:03.000Z","text":"Satan isn’t sending his best.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwp97","user":"caitnicrun","score":93,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:20:42.000Z","text":"There have been cut backs....","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvx70b","user":"Amazing-Heron-105","score":55,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:24:39.000Z","text":"I'm hoping Satan listens to better music than Kid Rock","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw0773","user":"chefybpoodlingVocabulary-Pollution","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:49:17.000Z","text":"It’s almost like Satan could have shopped local and picked up a really high quality anti-Christ but he was lazy and instead ordered one from a popular delivery site and this is what he ended up with. Since returning it was too much trouble, he figured he’d just use it. And here we are.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw3f1m","user":"Vocabulary-Pollution","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:16:27.000Z","text":"This explains a lot. TEMU antichrist living up to expectations.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwx2b","user":"PossessionRoutine971","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:22:26.000Z","text":"Idk he seems to have done enough damage to me.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwyoy","user":"Celtslap","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:22:47.000Z","text":"Satan is as upset as we are!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvz208","user":"enricojrHubert_J_CumberdaleKittyGrewAMoustache","score":91,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:39:56.000Z","text":"I think at this point Trump IS the antichrist. Pretending to be jesus is literally one of the things the antichrist will do (is doing)\nhttps://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/","links":[{"url":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/","text":"https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwfyn0","user":"Hubert_J_Cumberdale","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:07:25.000Z","text":"I don't believe in any of that shit and I 100% agree - he is absolutely the anti-christ and appears to be following the prophecies to the letter.\nI feel like more people should have recognized that he was the perfect embodiment of the 7 deadly sins before they elected him the first time.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwm0qe","user":"KittyGrewAMoustache","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:03:37.000Z","text":"It is so fucking creepy honestly. I’m not religious at all but even I am freaked out by this because he matches, and not only in a ‘all tyrannical leaders are like this’ way, but in very specific ways. Plus the way so many are in thrall to him when he’s so so SO clearly evil and vile has always struck me as almost supernatural. As though people’s brains have been infected or they’ve had a spell cast on them like in Game of Thrones with the red woman, who looks like a beautiful young lady to everyone when she’s wearing her necklace but is actually like 300 year old shrivelled balding scary looking old lady. It’s like that, we see the reality of the old crone but the necklace has power over them so they see the beautiful lady that doesn’t exist.\nIt really is bizarre I don’t know what to make of it. Perhaps some religious fanatic behind the scenes (and there are many) is orchestrating stuff to try to make him look like the AC.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwdhj","user":"blue-collar-nobody","score":74,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:18:06.000Z","text":"He most certainly is ...\n2 Thessalonians 2:9-11 NLT\nThis man will come to do the work of Satan with counterfeit power and signs and miracles. He will use every kind of evil deception to fool those on their way to destruction, because they refuse to love and accept the truth that would save them. So God will cause them to be greatly deceived, and they will believe these lies.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvy3fl","user":"trisul-108","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:32:00.000Z","text":"It makes sense for the Antichrist to blaspheme ... one would expect it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvyte4","user":"TurnoverMobile8332","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:37:55.000Z","text":"Naw, Peter thiel takes that cake.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxza9","user":"Potates42always_unpluggedOskaMeijerOutrageous-Tell1218","score":73,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:31:04.000Z","text":"And a pedophile. And a rapist. And a child murderer. And a malignant narcissist so full of himself he thinks he looks good when he puts on make up and not a like a complete fucking idiot. Oh and he's incontinent and smells like shit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwenzu","user":"always_unpluggedOskaMeijer","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:55:36.000Z","text":"And probably also just a regular murderer. Ivana's death is incredibly sus.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxc8lu","user":"OskaMeijer","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:20:36.000Z","text":"He is also a stochastic terrorist, he is responsible for all of the violence he riles up among the people that listen to him as well.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwh2an","user":"Outrageous-Tell1218","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:17:30.000Z","text":"Let's not forget he is also a racist nazi traitor. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvqnq","user":"EducationQueasy275Money_Percentage_630JustDesserts29","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:13:06.000Z","text":"He is a dumbass too","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvw4mp","user":"Money_Percentage_630JustDesserts29","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:16:09.000Z","text":"Is stupid contagious?\nAmerica seems to be expanding it's stupid rapidly.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxfct","user":"JustDesserts29","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:26:33.000Z","text":"It actually is if you inundate people with misinformation and disinformation.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvzqwj","user":"OSUBeavBane","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:45:36.000Z","text":"My dad had dementia and died at the age of 79 and let me tell you the signs have been there for a really long time.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvzdee","user":"MajorPain169","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:42:31.000Z","text":"An illness that a significant portion of the American population seem to share.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxsfi","user":"SpaceLemming","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:29:31.000Z","text":"Unfortunately so does about a 1/3 of our population","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvuwrb","user":"USA46Q","score":66,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:06:38.000Z","text":"We have faced it, and we're looking at the same thing you are.\nHe's off the rails, and the administration doesn't want to remove him because they'll lose power.\nThere are no good options to make them do something they don't want to do.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvw4ep","user":"aleph32","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:16:06.000Z","text":"The delusions of grandeur have been getting worse.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvw9ho","user":"MrFC1000","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:17:14.000Z","text":"As does 77 million Americans","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvu7db","user":"HonoredPeople","score":56,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:01:09.000Z","text":"And? We agree. Not that it matters. We knew he was with severe mental illness before he got elected.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvyjf4","user":"tinylittlemarmoset","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:35:38.000Z","text":"Yeah some of us have known for decades","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvuyfm","user":"General_Pie_5026","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:06:59.000Z","text":"always has, but he's even worse now.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvw9qg","user":"BurlyMerrySkeetScary","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:17:17.000Z","text":"I think that's too charitable. He's a monster.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvy3k3","user":"SneakyPeterson","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:32:01.000Z","text":"Everyone knows. The only people that can stop it are profiting off of it. We’re all fucked.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvu1se","user":"Expensive-Document41RibsNGibsExpensive-Document41botwiper5000VagrantShadowIgnorant-AFSharp_Economy1401VagrantShadowHerlockReyXwhyDukeOfGeekreal_legit_unicornmikende51RockeforGalacticKissoctopornopusNoExam2412MarcusDADizzy-Captain7422robot_pirateNextTailor4082PacmanNZ100PockydoPacmanNZ100Zulmoka531SpeartreeBigNorseWolfAINonsensePreengjomara200","score":5269,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:59:57.000Z","text":"As someone who doesn't put much value on the blasphemy angle (although it is HUBRIS) I have to actually chuckle at the dark irony of him \"healing the sick\" a week, just a WEEK, after saying \"We cant to Medicare we cant do Healthcare because we need that money for war\".","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F6mna7ihhiwug1.png%3Fwidth%3D578%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dca4005e7c4c7e94d74fcae8e6133a7d4c82a6345","text":"Here is the pic if people don't want to deal with a paywall."}]},{"id":"t1_ofvuzov","user":"RibsNGibsExpensive-Document41botwiper5000VagrantShadowIgnorant-AFSharp_Economy1401VagrantShadowHerlock","score":991,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:07:15.000Z","text":"you're supposed to use thoughts and prayers here.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvnsh","user":"Expensive-Document41botwiper5000VagrantShadowIgnorant-AFSharp_Economy1401VagrantShadowHerlock","score":358,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:12:27.000Z","text":"We dont.....do that any more. The Orange God-King has decreed thoughts to be communist and prayers to be woke.\nThe Party says the newspeak is Obey and Consume.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvzwoj","user":"botwiper5000VagrantShadow","score":138,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:46:54.000Z","text":"Haven't you heard? He's blocking the Strait that he promised to open after bombing it closed since it was too open.\n5,000,000 D Chess.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwt2bn","user":"VagrantShadow","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:06:04.000Z","text":"He has gone into full blown bully temper tantrum mode. He still thinks of himself some sort of global mafia don. Nothing happens or doesn't happen without his say so. He's sitting here playing tic tac toe with himself just so he can feel good about winning.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwd0pi","user":"Ignorant-AF","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:40:36.000Z","text":"War is peace, Freedom is slavery and Ignorance is Strength…","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwd5wa","user":"Sharp_Economy1401VagrantShadowHerlock","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:41:55.000Z","text":"Socialism is evil, but everyone please pay for the extreme direct and indirect, economic and ethical, costs of a war that I dragged us into","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwt4to","user":"VagrantShadowHerlock","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:06:39.000Z","text":"\"We got money for wars but can't feed the poor\" - 2pac","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx1djd","user":"Herlock","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:10:11.000Z","text":"But they \"always send the poor\" to the front lines... A solid way to finish poverty by getting them killed.\nCan't be poor if you are dead. Taps head","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvypta","user":"ReyXwhyDukeOfGeekreal_legit_unicornmikende51RockeforGalacticKissoctopornopusNoExam2412MarcusDADizzy-Captain7422robot_pirateNextTailor4082","score":179,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:37:07.000Z","text":"AND threatening genocide on an entire civilization.","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F6mna7ihhiwug1.png%3Fwidth%3D578%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dca4005e7c4c7e94d74fcae8e6133a7d4c82a6345","text":"Here is the pic if people don't want to deal with a paywall."}]},{"id":"t1_ofwfrtj","user":"DukeOfGeekreal_legit_unicornmikende51RockeforGalacticKissoctopornopusNoExam2412MarcusDADizzy-Captain7422robot_pirateNextTailor4082","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:05:41.000Z","text":"Here is the pic if people don't want to deal with a paywall.\nThe really creepy parts are the four horseman at the top and Jackie Onassis worshiping him at the bottom.","links":[{"url":"https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F6mna7ihhiwug1.png%3Fwidth%3D578%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dca4005e7c4c7e94d74fcae8e6133a7d4c82a6345","text":"Here is the pic if people don't want to deal with a paywall."}]},{"id":"t1_ofwxc1d","user":"real_legit_unicornmikende51","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:40:48.000Z","text":"And... Epstein being healed.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx5sex","user":"mikende51","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:40:26.000Z","text":"When Epstein turns up to be alive MAGA will bow down to the Orange Jesus as the proof of his deity is revealed.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwqtjj","user":"RockeforGalacticKissoctopornopus","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:47:16.000Z","text":"Is that a human Statue of Liberty holding.. rail guns? Actually it might be the Nixon peace symbol.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwughr","user":"GalacticKissoctopornopus","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:17:43.000Z","text":"I think the soldier in the top center has two American flags behind him.\nThe AI just copied the Statue of Liberty spikes onto him.\nAnd somehow didn't put a head? I think he is missing a head.\nThough it does look like a weird evangelion.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwwe3k","user":"octopornopus","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:33:19.000Z","text":"Cruel Angel Thesis begins playing","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwygwi","user":"NoExam2412","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:49:13.000Z","text":"And everyone is white.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwqrbu","user":"MarcusDA","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:46:44.000Z","text":"I thought the top middle was a transformer.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwzqdp","user":"Dizzy-Captain7422","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:58:23.000Z","text":"Is that Epstein!? Is he trying to bring Jeff back from the dead?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwyt8w","user":"robot_pirate","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:51:43.000Z","text":"And it looks like he's trying to heal Epstein.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwzejr","user":"NextTailor4082","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:55:59.000Z","text":"Where does he get these images? Obviously theyre AI generated but he’s not smart enough to to pull off all the steps from generating to posting.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw2g26","user":"PacmanNZ100PockydoPacmanNZ100","score":79,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:08:09.000Z","text":"I mean, maga keeps saying that \"trump could cure cancer and libs would be mad and pro cancer about it\"\nAfter the admin canceled cancer research.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwl82y","user":"PockydoPacmanNZ100","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:56:12.000Z","text":"even ignoring that fact It's projection. I'd applaud trump for curing cancer. I'd also still want him jailed for being a pedophile.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwljid","user":"PacmanNZ100","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:59:10.000Z","text":"I think you are missing the point completely.\nTheyre inventing a strawman argument and situation where only evil people would be upset and not celebrate curing cancer.\nExcept hes pretty unlikely to progress cancer research by canceling it.\nAnd theyre oblivious to this fact.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwu3e","user":"Zulmoka531SpeartreeBigNorseWolfAINonsense","score":161,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:21:46.000Z","text":"The guy he’s healing looks alot like Epstein…","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6pgi","user":"SpeartreeBigNorseWolfAINonsense","score":56,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:44:32.000Z","text":"The guy who \"died\" in Trumps previous term. He can now come out of hiding , eh, be brought back to life by our lord and saviour!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwgyoi","user":"BigNorseWolf","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:16:35.000Z","text":"3 days you call that a resurrection? I brought my career back with 4 years dead. I killed and resurrected my fortune 8 times with other peoples money now THATS a miracle.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwhelc","user":"AINonsense","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:20:41.000Z","text":"The guy who \"died\"\nWait up… maybe he’s the ‘second coming’ :o","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw21gp","user":"Preeng","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:04:41.000Z","text":"Why would you need Medicare when Trump can just go around curing the sick?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw4tpc","user":"jomara200","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:28:27.000Z","text":"In September tens of millions of Americans will lose their healthcare.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtz8f","user":"TERRAIN_PULL_UP_kidneycattherouterguyMike_KerminDizzy-Captain7422Mundy77Desperate-Custard355whatsnewpussykatboofles1riko77can","score":1515,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:59:25.000Z","text":"The person he’s “healing” kinda looks like Epstein ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwknt","user":"kidneycattherouterguyMike_KerminDizzy-Captain7422Mundy77Desperate-Custard355","score":543,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:19:39.000Z","text":"The person he's healing looks a LOT like Epstein. Same hairline, hair color, nasolabial folds, ears and ear placement, similar nose and lips.\nIt doesn't even make sense... Like why would he be healing some older gray haired man when we're sending young men off to fight?\nI'm struggling more and more with reality.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw52p6","user":"therouterguyMike_KerminDizzy-Captain7422Mundy77","score":394,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:30:36.000Z","text":"Well it kinda makes sense. AI uses existing data to generate stuff. As there are a lot of pictures of Trump together with Epstein AI is likely to conclude they belong together.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwiuyc","user":"Mike_Kermin","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:34:18.000Z","text":"That, is quite funny in a macabre kind of way.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx000e","user":"Dizzy-Captain7422","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:00:19.000Z","text":"AI is likely to conclude they belong together.\nwtf do I like AI now?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwhlzv","user":"Mundy77","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:22:36.000Z","text":"That is a correct conclusion ✅️","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw80yn","user":"Desperate-Custard355","score":88,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:55:55.000Z","text":"he is creating a mental health crisis in us all from having to deal with his bullshit daily. it's just not healthy to give him this much if our attention.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvyr8x","user":"whatsnewpussykatboofles1","score":90,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:37:26.000Z","text":"Well at this point I’m pretty sure Epstein is the person Trump has been photographed with most, so it makes sense that AI would pull that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw5svu","user":"boofles1","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:36:48.000Z","text":"ChatGPT, make a picture of me healing a paedophile.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwtsf","user":"riko77can","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:21:42.000Z","text":"Holy shit! Can’t unsee it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxs5u","user":"v_e_xDwellerZer0Ricky993No_FairweathersMemoryOne22xxxxNateDaGreataratamabashiDanthezooman","score":511,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:29:27.000Z","text":"What the hell is wrong with you if you voted for him? Seriously. What happened to your brain? How are so many peoples b.s. detectors so broken?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxz3i","user":"DwellerZer0Ricky993No_FairweathersMemoryOne22xxxxNateDaGreat","score":133,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:31:01.000Z","text":"I've noticed that these people are both woefully optimistic but also very easily scared.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvz8xn","user":"Ricky993","score":60,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:41:30.000Z","text":"Previous identified by past a president as “clinging to their guns and bibles”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw7srz","user":"No_FairweathersMemoryOne22xxxxNateDaGreat","score":98,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:53:57.000Z","text":"You guys are over complicating it. They are racist and terrible human beings. Trump appeals to them by normalizing being an absolute horrible person and getting away with everything he does.\nIf he can do it to such extremes, then they feel justified that their horrible racism, sexism, etc isn't bad at all.\nAnd many of them secretly want to fuck kids or think they can consent as well, at least underage teenagers if not younger.\nThey are supremely fucked up and have been allowed to unmask themselves after decades of trying to hide it under veiled messaging and getting really fucking bothered that no one allowed them to say how they really feel.\nThey still feel afraid because they know 60-70% of us have SOME morals so they won't admit the worst parts out loud and say they disagree with all the things Trump does that they can't publicly defend... But secretly they don't care at best and many secretly like it, a lot. That's why they vote for him and will continue to support him. They want what he does to be normal so that they can be that way themselves some day.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwtqvs","user":"MemoryOne22xxxxNateDaGreat","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:11:49.000Z","text":"My family is MAGA this is mostly right. Dad has morals but there's a split when it comes to Trump. Be thinks all liberals hate him and think he is a racist. Thing is that he is racist. The other day he told me a story about work where he had been overtly racist. He called my first roommate the n word when he first saw him","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxo9jm","user":"xxxxNateDaGreat","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:26:54.000Z","text":"I'm gonna be real with you, it doesn't sound like your dad has morals.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwglb3","user":"aratamabashi","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:13:09.000Z","text":"IMO it isnt about the BS. its that he enables them. enables them to be the shitty people they previously couldnt be. but now that the president is such a shit person, its ok for others to be shit people. that's why they stick by him.\nit truly is a race to the bottom.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6lwk","user":"Danthezooman","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:43:42.000Z","text":"Not a B.S. detector malfunction. They're all just racists and bigots and dump gave them the all clear to be loud and proud about it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvuh5n","user":"the_boring_applePussypantsI_am_ChivoBlanco","score":155,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:03:16.000Z","text":"He needs to be removed from the office.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvzao8","user":"PussypantsI_am_ChivoBlanco","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:41:54.000Z","text":"America needs to wake the fuck up and go do something.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw34za","user":"I_am_ChivoBlanco","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:14:06.000Z","text":"A strongly worded letter is being drafted as we speak","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtryg","user":"Mindless_Listen7622Chengar_QordathKan4lZ0n3amazing_randoGRVrush2112","score":583,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:57:54.000Z","text":"Ah, blasphemy. The cult of Trump cheers, though.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvv566","user":"Chengar_QordathKan4lZ0n3","score":141,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:08:27.000Z","text":"They’re much happier worshiping Trump than some brown guy who said a bunch of woke stuff and has a Mexican-sounding name. These are the guys who rant about “the sin of empathy” and “rediscovering virtuous hatred.”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvv48","user":"Kan4lZ0n3","score":35,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:14:05.000Z","text":"They’ll be even madder when they realize it’s actually Middle Eastern and written in a language they can’t understand.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvza4t","user":"amazing_rando","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:41:47.000Z","text":"It’s impressive that he found a way to do something that would be considered offensive in just about any religion and culture. You don’t have to worship Jesus to understand “equating yourself with god” as like, mythological levels of hubris. Not to mention it’s Satan’s origin story in Christian mythology.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw1vly","user":"GRVrush2112","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:03:18.000Z","text":"These asshats had a literal golden idol of Trump at CPAC several years ago. (2017 or 2018 IIRC). One of the literal ten things their god told them was a no-go.\nI don’t think they have any self awareness on their own faith","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxao2","user":"1129514D1rtyH1ppyskillinpDottoreEldiomniGrouchy-Employment79KnowGameContent-Marketing86","score":372,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:25:29.000Z","text":"The image","links":[{"url":"https://imgur.com/a/js1zhRr","text":"The image"},{"url":"https://imgur.com/a/TV48lLw","text":"this"},{"url":"https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/8132+yli-jL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg","text":"Mothman"},{"url":"https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116394884725149647","text":"https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116394884725149647"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvymoe","user":"D1rtyH1ppyskillinpDottoreEldiomniGrouchy-Employment79","score":130,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:36:23.000Z","text":"The guy kind of looks like Epstein ","links":[{"url":"https://imgur.com/a/TV48lLw","text":"this"},{"url":"https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/8132+yli-jL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg","text":"Mothman"}]},{"id":"t1_ofw664t","user":"skillinpDottoreEldiomniGrouchy-Employment79","score":123,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:39:58.000Z","text":"Not as much as this does.\nAlso, wtf is going on with that central angel? three spikes out of the shoulders and no head?","links":[{"url":"https://imgur.com/a/TV48lLw","text":"this"},{"url":"https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/8132+yli-jL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg","text":"Mothman"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwanke","user":"DottoreEldiomniGrouchy-Employment79","score":55,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:18:56.000Z","text":"I believe it's Mothman.\nBut AI never gets the number of antennae right - it's how West Virginians can tell an image of Him has been faked.","links":[{"url":"https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/8132+yli-jL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg","text":"Mothman"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwvsjd","user":"Grouchy-Employment79","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:28:29.000Z","text":"Mothman would never side with Trump","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6518","user":"KnowGame","score":57,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:39:42.000Z","text":"Thankyou! OP should have posted it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwckcw","user":"Content-Marketing86","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:36:23.000Z","text":"https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116394884725149647\ni know people hate truth social posts but: just to show its real","links":[{"url":"https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116394884725149647","text":"https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116394884725149647"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvuio4","user":"Competitive_Film_650doomgoblinI_am_ChivoBlanco","score":503,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:03:36.000Z","text":"Haha, America elected the literal anti-Christ. Twice.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwm80","user":"doomgoblinI_am_ChivoBlanco","score":100,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:20:00.000Z","text":"America was built on greed, on the backs of slaves. Became rich profiting on bloodshed. Innovated technologies originally purposed for war and conquering. Now shut up and enjoy your fireworks and hotdogs on the Fourth of July.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw2vtv","user":"I_am_ChivoBlanco","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:11:54.000Z","text":"I'm cool with everything else, but do NOT disparage the hot dog.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvrup","user":"shallow_kuntSnooMarzipans436Euphoric-Screen-9315matrinoxalways_unplugged","score":440,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:13:22.000Z","text":"Did anyone else think the patient in the photo he posted looks like Jeffrey Epstein","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvzp9y","user":"SnooMarzipans436Euphoric-Screen-9315matrinoxalways_unplugged","score":64,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:45:13.000Z","text":"Yes... and apparently according to my friends I'm crazy for thinking so...\nBut how many other people in this comment chain also think he looks close enough call it out? What are the odds that the resemblance was not intentional?\nStatistically impossible.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw3d5w","user":"Euphoric-Screen-9315matrinoxalways_unplugged","score":67,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:16:00.000Z","text":"As someone pointed out, it makes sense an AI would choose Epstein for an associated face","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw54ev","user":"matrinoxalways_unplugged","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:31:01.000Z","text":"Exactly. As in, he appears so often with him, of course the old man must be Epstein. No conspiracy","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwfdqi","user":"always_unplugged","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:02:04.000Z","text":"No, just simple AI pattern matching. The computer dgaf about our sensitivities. It just knows that the were best buds 4EVA.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvy75k","user":"crasspyalphaharris1","score":93,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:32:50.000Z","text":"How are Evangelicals not convinced this man is the Antichrist? Yet, happy to pour scorn and judgment against people of genuine faith. It's unbelievable.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw4hyt","user":"alphaharris1","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:25:39.000Z","text":"Escaped Texas evangelical here.. the mindset is that God is playing 5d chess putting specific heathens in positions of power. Otherwise they are single-issue voters on abortion. If said Caesar claims some affinity with their sect it's just gravy. They won't see this. If they did they wouldn't care. All part of God's plan.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvq90","user":"denimmaestro","score":88,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:13:00.000Z","text":"Thats some antichrist behavior right there","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvubop","user":"dancefan2019Hey_HaveAGreatDaydancefan2019GriffinFlashAggressive-Cut5836phatcanOdd-fox-GodTwinCitian","score":358,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:02:06.000Z","text":"That's sacrilegious. I'm surprised Christians are not upset about this.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvw1i4","user":"Hey_HaveAGreatDaydancefan2019GriffinFlash","score":416,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:15:28.000Z","text":"As a Christian, I’m more mad at other Christians for not being mad enough that he rapes children.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwz1h","user":"dancefan2019GriffinFlash","score":114,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:22:52.000Z","text":"As a Christian, I'm mad that some Christians are worshipping this guy. Such a low life.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbnnj","user":"GriffinFlash","score":44,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:27:59.000Z","text":"As an Atheist, I still find it completely disrespectful to so many cultures and religious folks to call oneself \"God\".","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvl00","user":"Aggressive-Cut5836","score":65,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:11:51.000Z","text":"They never cared. They like the racism far more.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwa7ht","user":"phatcanOdd-fox-God","score":49,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:14:57.000Z","text":"This motherfucker blew up a school. A whole-ass school full of little girls, whose parents and families are suffering something unimaginable right now, and for the rest of their lives. Where the fuck is the evangelical outrage over that?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwnq6a","user":"Odd-fox-God","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:19:18.000Z","text":"\"... And the Wolf chewed up the children and spit out their bones... But those were foreign children, and it didn't really matter.\"\n( I'm quoting a famous comic. The comic itself depicts a woman and two children. The woman is wearing an \"America first\" shirt while reading a book depicting wolf Adolf Hitler to her kids while sitting in an armchair. The comic was drawn by Dr. Seuss during his War propaganda phase.\nI've lived through a couple of wars, and I'm only 28. I'm just tired. I became an adult right as covid hit. When I was a kid, the news was less censored, and you could see real dead bodies. Those Isis killings were brutal. Leaves a mark on the psyche. Then Trump gets elected, and I watch my parents slowly change into trumpers. That was difficult to deal with. Then, the Ukrainian War happened during covid. I cried so much. Like almost every other day, I cried. It broke my heart. And my heart never healed. It stayed broken. When the Gaza conflict broke out, I just sighed and went back to reading my book. Part of me cares, but the feeling is so faint it's barely there. Compassion fatigue. )","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw9cfc","user":"TwinCitian","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:07:19.000Z","text":"Real Christians are very upset about this... and we haven't even hit the Monday news cycle yet","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvu7xb","user":"Yah_Mule435haywife1","score":66,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:01:17.000Z","text":"Healing Epstein.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvzyqn","user":"435haywife1","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:47:22.000Z","text":"Right after he stripped away peoples affordable care coverage. You know, just like Jesus.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvujlf","user":"dontnukemebrombullaris","score":62,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:03:48.000Z","text":"MAGA has been making images of Trump depicted as Jesus for a decade now, this move probably galvanizes support.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw3als","user":"mbullaris","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:15:25.000Z","text":"None of this shit moves support away from him, certainly. Which is pretty disturbing when you sit down and look at his voter demographics.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwfwh","user":"omegaxcrossSnugShoes","score":57,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:18:39.000Z","text":"Trump is the exact biblical representation of the anti-Christ. MAGA cap = mark of the beast","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwc1e1","user":"SnugShoes","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:31:30.000Z","text":"I agree and I'm not Christian.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvv8yc","user":"nonax","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:09:16.000Z","text":"Trump posted the wrong picture","links":[{"url":"https://imgur.com/a/TV48lLw","text":"picture"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvvxk2","user":"doolpicateSavage_Whiskers","score":48,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:14:36.000Z","text":"The Pedo Anti Jesus, his escort wife, and his lemming followers. LOL. This is a cult.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw132g","user":"Savage_Whiskers","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:56:37.000Z","text":"Exactly. All good cults need a pedo leader, dummy wives and a bunch of lemmings. Everything is in place. Now how does it end? Dispersion of the lemmings, mass-suicide or FBI raid?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvuadg","user":"CartoonistSuperb8864needlestack","score":95,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:01:49.000Z","text":"The joke is on all of us. Nothing will happen. Not. One. Thing. He knows this. He has an unerring sense of weakness.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6q3i","user":"needlestack","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:44:41.000Z","text":"Well put. That's exactly it. He is a master of sensing who will fold and then rubbing their face in it. He identified that the Christian right had zero moral backbone, and he's exploited it to astonishing effect.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvxfr","user":"A_Refill_of_Mr_Pibb","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:14:35.000Z","text":"Stuff like this needs to cross the Fox News barrier. My father is in his 70s and doesn’t use the Internet let alone social media. A lot of that demographic and viewership never sees any of this. It’s like two worlds living in parallel. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtqsp","user":"DirigioHonoredPeoplewhatsnewpussykatBobBelcher2021","score":154,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:57:39.000Z","text":"Imagine if Obama or Biden did this. Or any other past President for that matter.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvv5vw","user":"HonoredPeople","score":90,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:08:36.000Z","text":"We’re way past that.\nIf they did 1/1000th of this crap, cities would burn.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvyust","user":"whatsnewpussykat","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:38:15.000Z","text":"If some rando on my FB feed did this I’m calling a welfare check.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvww4","user":"BobBelcher2021","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:14:28.000Z","text":"Biden as a Catholic would get into a lot more trouble criticizing the Pope than other presidents.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvuo0m","user":"whelmed-and-gruntled","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:04:46.000Z","text":"I assumed he was draining the life from his supporter so he could continue his unholy presence on Earth. In the background we can see Heaven dispatching a host of archangels to bring an end to the problem.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvu6nf","user":"Verum_Orbis","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:01:00.000Z","text":"Trump has become the caricature madman head of state. He's a sick dog, a lame horse.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvv2w7","user":"shrunkenhead041","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:07:57.000Z","text":"The irony of a pedo President making the Catholic Church look good.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvy0ni","user":"GoGeronimode","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:31:22.000Z","text":"Christians of Reddit — is this not Antichrist behavior?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvu06o","user":"FizzelenOk-Cartoonist-3173","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:59:37.000Z","text":"Blasphemous Trump proclaims “Trump is more popular than Jesus now”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw3b41","user":"Ok-Cartoonist-3173","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:15:32.000Z","text":"The Beatles are outraged by this blasphemy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw7v0f","user":"Horror-Jicama8913redditrasberry","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:54:29.000Z","text":"I'm not even religious and I'm seriously wondering if he might be the actual Antichrist. If hell exists, he'll be there","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbfzp","user":"redditrasberry","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:26:04.000Z","text":"it makes me think that the concept of the anti-christ itself was modeled after people like Trump who have arisen over history and exhibited exactly these traits.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw1qd4","user":"xeonicus","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:02:03.000Z","text":"MAGA literally worship Trump. He has replaced Jesus for them. If you go to any conservative christian church, they are foaming at the mouth worshiping Trump. They shouldn't even qualify as a church anymore for the purpose of tax purposes. They are just political cults.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvu2tq","user":"HonoredPeople","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:00:10.000Z","text":"Healing a white person, surrounded by white people and with the angles as an all white Seal team six.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwd4p1","user":"the2belo","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:41:37.000Z","text":"I say again, it's not dementia.\nIn literally doing everything that flies against generally accepted convention, in defiance of all rules and policies, in open contempt of manners and common decency, he's trying to be the worst scumbag possible. This is to punish us, to make the world pay for never treating him with the respect he always thought he deserved. It enables his scumbag followers to do the same -- and as long as they know a liberal ni---- fa--- is triggered somewhere, they will ride this tidal wave of boorish behavior to its bitter end, like Slim Pickens astride the bomb, cheerfully waving his cowboy hat.\nEvery obvious lie, every blatantly blasphemous action like this Trump takes, is all for one reason: because fuck you. That's it -- that's the strategy. There's too much calculated, deliberately engineered narcissism to be coincidental. I maintain that he knows exactly what he's doing; rather than the demented episodes everyone tries to infer from Trump's actions, this is open malicious intent, and it makes stopping him all that much more imperative.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvyrvk","user":"orcinyadders","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:37:35.000Z","text":"So he’s the antichrist. Got it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvyfuh","user":"cyclopssid","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:34:48.000Z","text":"“Pope Leo is WEAK on crime” had me crying 😭","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtpxo","user":"AlexZivojinovichjibjabhotdogslobAlexZivojinovich","score":132,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:57:29.000Z","text":"If this asshole kills the popularity of Christianity I will concede that he ultimately did one good thing.\nBecause there is no way Christianity remains anything but a joke akin to Scientology if they accept him as their second coming of Jesus.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvu8lc","user":"jibjabhotdogslobAlexZivojinovich","score":73,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:01:25.000Z","text":"Weird pretend Christianity, the kind thats popular in the US, might be damaged by him.\nMost Christians in the rest of the world, including the Pope, dont see him as the second coming. They see him as gross.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvuq2m","user":"AlexZivojinovich","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:05:12.000Z","text":"The Evangelists that elected him to overturn Roe will be ridiculed into oblivion so deeply it will kill the popularity of Christianity in the U.S.\nYou’re correct. This has nothing to do with Catholicism. Or any other form of Christianity, but it’s the evangelists that got him elected in the first place. Those are the people that need to suffer the consequences of their actions.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw1co7","user":"Arrmadillo","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:58:51.000Z","text":"“Why do I feel like Paula White did this to him, and to us?” he added, referring to the televangelist who serves as Senior Advisor to the White House Faith Office.\nPaula White is a New Apostolic Reformation evangelical. If you are unfamiliar with NAR, you will not understand the entirety of the Trump Administration. NAR exists in a system of perpetual spiritual warfare with the rest of us and Trump tossed them the keys to his administration. They are anti-democracy and they are rushing to gather power while the window of opportunity is open.\nWashington Spectator - God and QR Codes for Trump; The Courage Tour Goes to Michigan\n“Not all Pentecostal churches have been politicized, but the New Apostolic Reformation is functioning almost like a political party, and one with an extremist agenda.”\nThe Atlantic - The Army of God Comes Out of the Shadows\n“And people who have never heard the name are nonetheless adopting the movement’s central ideas. These include the belief that God speaks through modern-day apostles and prophets. That demonic forces can control not only individuals, but entire territories and institutions. That the Church is not so much a place as an active ‘army of God,’ one with a holy mission to claim the Earth for the Kingdom as humanity barrels ever deeper into the End Times.\nAlthough the secular establishment has struggled to take all of this seriously, Trump has harnessed this apocalyptic energy to win the presidency twice.”\nSalon - I Went to a Pro-Trump Christian Revival. It Completely Changed My Understanding of Jan. 6.\n“They’re gathering by the thousands. They’re growing fast. They believe that Democrats are possessed by demons—and that Donald Trump must be president again at any cost.”\n“They believe that under Trump’s protection, American Christians will rise up, defeat their demonic enemies, and take their rightful place of power in the country.”\nThe Guardian - ‘We have to be voting biblically’: the Courage Tour rallies Christians to get Trump in office\n“Heavy-hitting Maga organizations – including America First Policy Institute, TPUSA Faith and America First Works – had a presence outside the tent. Inside, headlining the event was Lance Wallnau, a prominent figure in the New Apostolic Reformation – a movement on the right that embraces modern-day apostles, aims to establish Christian dominion over society and politics and has grown in influence since Trump was elected president in 2016.”\nNewsweek - JD Vance To Attend Event Hosted by Pastor Who Accused Harris of Witchcraft\n“Wallnau has been a Trump supporter since 2016, when he likened Trump to the biblical figure of Cyrus, who was chosen by God to build the temple in Jerusalem.\nWallnau said that when he heard Trump speak, he heard God speaking through him. He also found symbolism in the numerical coincidence of Trump being the 45th President, and Cyrus being the subject of the 45th chapter of Isaiah.”\nRight Wing Watch - ‘We Want Nations’: Lance Wallnau Preaches Seven Mountains Dominionism\n‘So, it’s not just in having more [Christians],’ [Lance Wallnau] concluded. ‘We certainly want souls in eternity. That’s the most important thing. … [But] this isn’t either/or; it’s both/and. We want souls, and we want nations. Jesus was promised nations for his inheritance, not just churches!’”","links":[{"url":"https://washingtonspectator.org/michigan/","text":"God and QR Codes for Trump; The Courage Tour Goes to Michigan"},{"url":"https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2025/02/new-apostolic-reformation-christian-movement-trump/681092/","text":"The Army of God Comes Out of the Shadows"},{"url":"https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2024/09/donald-trump-2024-president-election-shooting-christians.html","text":"I Went to a Pro-Trump Christian Revival. It Completely Changed My Understanding of Jan. 6."},{"url":"https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/aug/02/trump-christians-courage-tour","text":"‘We have to be voting biblically’: the Courage Tour rallies Christians to get Trump in office"},{"url":"https://www.newsweek.com/jd-vance-evangelical-pastor-witchcraft-accusation-1960351","text":"JD Vance To Attend Event Hosted by Pastor Who Accused Harris of Witchcraft"},{"url":"https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/we-want-nations-lance-wallnau-preaches-seven-mountains-dominionism/","text":"‘We Want Nations’: Lance Wallnau Preaches Seven Mountains Dominionism"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvumkp","user":"Perpetualrb","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:04:27.000Z","text":"Delusional sociopath in chief. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvv6mg","user":"WinslowSwan","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:08:45.000Z","text":"Remove this delusional idiot from power NOW! JFC! Congress? Hello?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvq37","user":"Fuzzylumpkins1234","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:12:58.000Z","text":"Trumps swollen hands are more likely to give you chlamydia and grease stains than anything else","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvw40w","user":"No-Cup-8096","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:16:01.000Z","text":"LMAO Trump is Satan’s spawn. This type of evil propaganda seems like a ticket straight to hell.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw0jdm","user":"campfire_eventide","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:52:05.000Z","text":"X is absolutely exploding\nSome of the big name maga accounts are condemning this with hundreds of comments following disavowing Trump\nWho knows. It may not last. But dang if I can’t hope for a few hours","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwnga6","user":"Wonder_Bruh","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:16:49.000Z","text":"Literal blasphemy","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxggv","user":"Myrtle_Nut","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:26:48.000Z","text":"I know you can say this about anything he does, but can you imagine the kind of reaction Fox News would give this Tweet had it been posted by Obama showing himself in such a fashion? It’s absolute insanity that anyone could conceivably be cool with this shit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwii9s","user":"rolfraikou","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:31:00.000Z","text":"Watch as all the Evangelicals say this is totally fine, as usual.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtxbb","user":"Catspaw129","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:59:01.000Z","text":"Now I understand why the USA's healthcare system sucks: I simply don't have enough faith.\nAnd, while he's at it: Could he, maybe -- just maybe -- also apply that healing touch to himself?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwb5v","user":"JackBurton___Me","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:17:35.000Z","text":"This timeline has jumped the shark.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwnoa","user":"Diligent-Ad2999","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:20:20.000Z","text":"At last. The replacement for the ACA","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvx0a","user":"CoolTonight879","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:14:30.000Z","text":"Should be a hard red line for Christian conservatives, no?","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1sjuo1p","type":"link","sub":"LivestreamFail","username":"Mission_Speed7233","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"v.redd.it","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1sjuo1p/clav_gets_confidence_mogged_by_journalist/","score":13,"comments_count":1638,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:52:35.000Z","url":"https://v.redd.it/9z045fonkuug1","thumbnail":"https://external-preview.redd.it/MDcxajJxb25rdXVnMQ1vzs0qNk9LBx2GsUOKFSfy9uWITvcumjIvesLb3cva.png?width=140&height=64&format=jpg&auto=webp&s=327515dbaa68aa5c931f9f50aa0bddd3bb59b007","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"Clav gets confidence mogged by journalist.","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofuifur","user":"LSFSecondaryMirror","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:56:18.000Z","text":"CLIP MIRROR: Clav gets confidence mogged by journalist.\nJoin the LSF Discord!\nThis is an automated comment","links":[{"url":"https://arazu.io/t3_1sjuo1p/","text":"Clav gets confidence mogged by journalist."},{"url":"https://discord.gg/zmXuETCdPS","text":"Join the LSF Discord!"}]},{"id":"t1_ofuixm8","user":"Auxi--CutalanaDesigner_Mud_5802XjpuffXWhite_Tragicr0ckashockaShawn_NYCGrayMouser12ForeignFallenTreesSerious_Seat_9617Mundane_Ordinary5478NeatNefariousness1BegferdethBenjaminWahMelkman68StepComplete1CptCroissantVark675Icing-Egganagram-of-ohassleDifficult_Fill6387BlazinAzn38thawks1245Icing-EggHydraph0beMelch12Any-Alarm5396Props_angelMarlwolf48Eg_3600DingoBear88Apathetic89BytesFromTheCrypt","score":4441,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:59:11.000Z","text":"uh well uh, look, uhh , well I, uh, I uh didn't have time but uhh, I didn't find out butt uhh who your wife cheated on you with uhhh but maybe we could talk about uhh that, uhh.\nI'm not married.\nuhh well thanks for your time uhh in the interview.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/qXZzUzEK8O6hq","text":""},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/L4QIBza87kvuRZT9wf","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofukwgt","user":"CutalanaDesigner_Mud_5802XjpuffXWhite_Tragicr0ckashockaShawn_NYCGrayMouser12ForeignFallenTreesSerious_Seat_9617Mundane_Ordinary5478NeatNefariousness1BegferdethBenjaminWahMelkman68StepComplete1CptCroissantVark675Icing-Egganagram-of-ohassleDifficult_Fill6387BlazinAzn38thawks1245","score":1494,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:10:55.000Z","text":"dedicated so much time into his mediocre look and zero into his charisma. Like everything I seen of him has been off-puttingly stilted","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/qXZzUzEK8O6hq","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuorfp","user":"Designer_Mud_5802XjpuffXWhite_Tragicr0ckashockaShawn_NYCGrayMouser12ForeignFallenTreesSerious_Seat_9617Mundane_Ordinary5478NeatNefariousness1BegferdethBenjaminWah","score":680,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:34:00.000Z","text":"He always looks like he's about to cry.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/qXZzUzEK8O6hq","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuu968","user":"XjpuffXWhite_Tragicr0ckashockaShawn_NYCGrayMouser12","score":354,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:06:07.000Z","text":"Hes just fucking wasted on a cocktail of pills lol","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/qXZzUzEK8O6hq","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv5k64","user":"White_Tragicr0ckashockaShawn_NYCGrayMouser12","score":123,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:13:31.000Z","text":"pillmaxxing","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/qXZzUzEK8O6hq","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv79gi","user":"r0ckashockaShawn_NYCGrayMouser12","score":88,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:23:38.000Z","text":"Psychomaaxxing","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/qXZzUzEK8O6hq","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvpzar","user":"Shawn_NYCGrayMouser12","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:29:02.000Z","text":"Patrick Bateman had more fun than these Manosphere guys ever have.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbgua","user":"GrayMouser12","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:26:16.000Z","text":"Yeah, not to be like that at all because fuck Patrick Bateman, as much as I loved Bale's portrayal, the character is clearly a piece of shit, but these guys are more akin to Viserys Targaryen from GoT or Cypher from The Matrix.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxaxc","user":"ForeignFallenTrees","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:25:33.000Z","text":"I thought the same with the Andrew Callaghan doc. This time I really think he was gonna cry. Like adrenaline dump cry. He is so fragile he can't handle anything that he perceives might be the concept of a plan of criticism.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuswpw","user":"Serious_Seat_9617Mundane_Ordinary5478NeatNefariousness1","score":89,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:58:15.000Z","text":"He's so fragile lol wtf was that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvs7lj","user":"Mundane_Ordinary5478NeatNefariousness1","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:46:03.000Z","text":"I woulda thought all his time out in the wild, being with many people, achieving financial and social power….would help build a tougher exterior, but it’s only been the opposite lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxw6h","user":"NeatNefariousness1","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:30:21.000Z","text":"It makes it worse because he knows he doesn’t deserve it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvci6s","user":"Begferdeth","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:56:00.000Z","text":"Maybe he just finished hitting himself in the head with a hammer? I'd cry after than. Sounds painful.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw04la","user":"BenjaminWah","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:48:41.000Z","text":"I've never seen a video of him before this, but you can tell that the entire time he is making the conscious effort to keep that half smile to his left side to emphasize his dimple, which is why he looks like he's about to cry. It's too much strain.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvm64y","user":"Melkman68","score":56,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:01:11.000Z","text":"From this and all the other clips it's very clear he's extremely insecure. He puts on this looksmaxxing persona and tries to insult people for their looks so he can feel better about himself. The interviewer was way too confident for him to handle so he broke down lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofupf2b","user":"StepComplete1CptCroissantVark675","score":176,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:37:59.000Z","text":"The fact that young kids today think this is some sort of impressive masculinity is hilarious. Agreeing to do interviews, while being completely inarticulate, then throwing toddler tantrums and walking out the second you get a tough question. Yes, the peak of manliness.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwcgfw","user":"CptCroissant","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:35:21.000Z","text":"It wasn't even a tough question lol\n\"Why are you hanging out with [known criminal and abuser] Andrew Tate?\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwco0i","user":"Vark675","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:37:20.000Z","text":"Nobody actually takes him seriously, he's a next gen lolcow.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofulmj4","user":"Icing-Egganagram-of-ohassleDifficult_Fill6387","score":38,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:15:13.000Z","text":"Maybe he just gotta boost his charisma","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuogs7","user":"anagram-of-ohassleDifficult_Fill6387","score":63,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:32:12.000Z","text":"Charismaxxing sounds so much better","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuz1sc","user":"Difficult_Fill6387","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:34:37.000Z","text":"Most rockstars back in the day were not attractive at all and looked like they barely showered, yet they were swimming in groupies every night. Charisma matters so much more than looks in life. Dude put all his character points into aesthetics and fails every charisma check in actual conversation. There's a reason you never seen any of these looksmaxxing dudes ever getting laid even though they go out to clubs every night, even with their money and clout stats maxxed out.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofut8nt","user":"BlazinAzn38","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:00:11.000Z","text":"Because he talks like a meth addict because he is a meth addict","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofur4o6","user":"thawks1245","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:47:57.000Z","text":"bro is severely ND his charisma stat got capped at birth","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuk9nc","user":"Icing-Egg","score":140,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:07:07.000Z","text":"uh let me uh, teach you about my platform and uhh, promote how uhh, good it uhh, is","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuobtg","user":"Hydraph0beMelch12Any-Alarm5396Props_angel","score":124,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:31:23.000Z","text":"He thinks he's an artist, like an actor or musician but nobody wants to ask about his actual work.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuqite","user":"Melch12","score":58,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:44:25.000Z","text":"The bar for notoriety is far too low now. There only used to be a select few attractive people with no skills or talent that were famous. Now all these hacks need is an iPhone and a couple million followers then suddenly they have a voice. Societal decay.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuplvg","user":"Any-Alarm5396","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:39:05.000Z","text":"Best take","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofut2s1","user":"Props_angel","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:59:13.000Z","text":"If he's an artist, then I guess that makes him a plastic surgery Picasso as his face is imbalanced af.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuy9y7","user":"Marlwolf48Eg_3600","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:29:57.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/L4QIBza87kvuRZT9wf","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvmf2f","user":"Eg_3600","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:02:56.000Z","text":"Hey don't you dare compare that loser to Grace. She put in the work when Leon only gave her one bullet to survive a zombie horde","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuju7q","user":"DingoBear88Apathetic89","score":102,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:04:33.000Z","text":"He got brain damage from being choked out","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwljn","user":"Apathetic89","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:19:51.000Z","text":"Can't damage something he didn't have to begin with.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofup37p","user":"BytesFromTheCrypt","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:35:59.000Z","text":"Well he's definitely not personality-maxing thats for sure.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofui2ll","user":"CompleteEcstasybigdopaminedeficientBananapantsmcgeefrnhfalmostasenpaiSlarg232Grey_0neowlbiBosnianSerb31d-j-9898BosnianSerb31Nice_Cash_7000lost12487StepComplete1MyCatsHairyButholleChitteringCathodeExpansivePointDayman_aaaahhRich-Mark-4126slipperyekanssprewell81WorkTropesDazedBoat746Rich-Mark-4126feypopDMercenarysomefunmathsMission_Speed7233LyreLarkMission_Speed7233SolomonRedKuuuuckTedGolfTheWhomItConcernsghsteo","score":4597,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:54:08.000Z","text":"Holy moly, he's so insecure.","links":[{"url":"https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y3JF6XMnlkg","text":"https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y3JF6XMnlkg"},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/EMjOqou6VPxjG","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofukhuc","user":"bigdopaminedeficientBananapantsmcgeefrnhfalmostasenpaiSlarg232Grey_0neowlbiBosnianSerb31d-j-9898BosnianSerb31Nice_Cash_7000lost12487StepComplete1MyCatsHairyButholle","score":2385,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:08:29.000Z","text":"i don't think you get into looksmaxxing if you're not insecure lmao","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofum5q5","user":"BananapantsmcgeefrnhfalmostasenpaiSlarg232Grey_0neowlbi","score":894,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:18:24.000Z","text":"This is the elephant in the room with the manosphere. It’s all by and for insecure people.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuoo0q","user":"rnhfalmostasenpaiSlarg232Grey_0neowlbi","score":294,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:33:26.000Z","text":"or more accurate, it's insecure guys exploiting the insecurities of other men\n-e- that's the sad thing about it actually, I think I just saw Theroux talk about this in an interview, there so much potential there for doing some actual good, building confidence or healing or whatever, but it's just a bunch of lost boys taking advantage of one another","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyaki","user":"almostasenpaiSlarg232Grey_0neowlbi","score":102,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:30:03.000Z","text":"Clav is a symptom of an even larger youth body-image crisis. Your value is based on how attractive you are and how much women you pull. I’m kinda grateful that he exists cause he exposes the worst parts of this culture. You risk your long-term health with certain drugs, it’s extremely expensive, and you will never be satisfied with how you look.\nClav is under the drinking age. Plenty of time to mature. Hopefully he doesn’t destroy himself before that happens.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv228b","user":"Slarg232Grey_0ne","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:52:40.000Z","text":"He's smashed his bones to bits and is taking a ton of steroids (allegedly on both accounts). He's done a shit ton of damage to himself that he's going to pay the price for as he gets older.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvr4vj","user":"Grey_0ne","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:37:42.000Z","text":"Don't forget about the meth... You can never forget about the meth.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv6ozs","user":"owlbi","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:20:14.000Z","text":"The world has become more insecure, not just the youth. \"Work hard and you'll achieve success\" has, to many, become something they no longer believe is true. Go to college, get in a ton of debt, and then what, expect a career to be waiting for you on the other side? When you don't have any nepotistic connections? In this economy? In this world?\nSo if that's not a thing, what else is there? Well, if you solely focus on image and looks then you get to party it up and maybe you'll achieve the dream of looking good bringing you success and security that all these influencers are peddling.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofupv0y","user":"BosnianSerb31d-j-9898BosnianSerb31","score":106,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:40:33.000Z","text":"That was fairly apparent from the Andrew Callahan interview with clavicular\nClavicular could not understand how Andrew Callahan got up in the mornings and felt good about himself when he looked in the mirror\nTo clavicular and everyone else in the looksmaxxing community, everyone is skin deep. A person's accomplishments don't weigh into them as a person.\nWhat I think is a more important conversation to have, is how people like clavicular reached this conclusion in the first place. To me, the looksmaxxing community is an artifact of a larger problem in society.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuvvu3","user":"d-j-9898BosnianSerb31","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:15:40.000Z","text":"Its funny because when I was younger I was 6'5\", 240lbs, in good shape and thought I looked horrible.\nI'm 40 years old now, 300+lbs, bald, grey beard and I like the way I look now more than I ever did before.\nSure I could lose a few pounds, dye my beard and get a hair transplant, but then I'm just lying to myself.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxytr","user":"BosnianSerb31","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:28:05.000Z","text":"Because it's all about how you view yourself, not about how you view the light that reflects off of your skin\nI fear as if a whole generation of kids has forgotten this ancient wisdom, solely because they spend so much time viewing persons through the light that is emitted by their screens\nAnd I know that makes me a phonebad boomer in some people's eyes, but it really strikes at the core issue that people like Clav have with modern dating as well. Any person you meet through social media is putting their absolute best foot forward and spending hours figuring out how to do so.\nPeople who don't deserve the attention get the attention, and people who deserve the attention are too humble and sane to chase it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofumfnq","user":"Nice_Cash_7000lost12487StepComplete1MyCatsHairyButholle","score":57,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:20:02.000Z","text":"people with charisma have 0 need for looksmaxxing","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofun2zy","user":"lost12487StepComplete1MyCatsHairyButholle","score":95,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:23:55.000Z","text":"The wry smile of the interviewer when he tried to \"burn\" him with the cheating wife comment had 1,000x more charisma than this little douchebag could ever have.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofups2l","user":"StepComplete1","score":58,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:40:05.000Z","text":"An actual relaxed, grown adult in control vs a toddler throwing a tantrum. And the manosphere thinks the toddler throwing the tantrum is the one they should emulate lol.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcvcx","user":"MyCatsHairyButholle","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:58:20.000Z","text":"That’s the kind of smile that burns someone deeply and keeps them up at night, years down the road. You KNOW it stung clavicular to see it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuv1y8","user":"ChitteringCathodeExpansivePointDayman_aaaahh","score":90,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:10:48.000Z","text":"\"You have had some controversial collaborations in the past.\"\nClav: \"Oh yeah -- your wife cheated on you!\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv4eaf","user":"ExpansivePoint","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:06:37.000Z","text":"You wouldn't know her, she lives in Canada.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvsej9","user":"Dayman_aaaahh","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:47:31.000Z","text":"\"The jerk store called, they are running out of you!\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuvk4j","user":"Rich-Mark-4126slipperyekanssprewell81WorkTropesDazedBoat746Rich-Mark-4126","score":141,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:13:46.000Z","text":"Watch him crash out because he's unable to grab a piece of pizza and notices he's being recorded: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y3JF6XMnlkg\nDude is utterly obsessed with how he is perceived by others","links":[{"url":"https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y3JF6XMnlkg","text":"https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y3JF6XMnlkg"},{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/EMjOqou6VPxjG","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvcd4d","user":"slipperyekans","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:55:08.000Z","text":"He got pizzamogged.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv47z1","user":"sprewell81","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:05:35.000Z","text":"Wow he is literally mentally challenged to a point he could starve soon cause he can't put food in his mouth. Someone help this dude","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv879z","user":"WorkTropes","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:29:25.000Z","text":"He gave up on that slice. The slice won. Poor lad.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxufp","user":"DazedBoat746Rich-Mark-4126","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:27:20.000Z","text":"Lmao bro you can’t post low quality vids with dude’s eyes overlapping. That fella is about to get lizard-person-maxxed after a tinfoil hat mogging.\nEDIT: I don’t think I know how to use the new-fangled terms.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/EMjOqou6VPxjG","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuy93i","user":"Rich-Mark-4126","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:29:49.000Z","text":"IDK if there's a higher quality version, but you can still see that he crashes out and legit gives up on grabbing the food lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuoi7c","user":"feypop","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:32:27.000Z","text":"This is the kind of thing \"manosphere\" types can immediately see and criticize when beauty influencer girls do it, but never ever ever call it out in each other.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofum4ba","user":"DMercenarysomefunmathsMission_Speed7233LyreLarkMission_Speed7233","score":170,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:18:10.000Z","text":"did you see that Andrew Callaghen(channel 5) walk out?\nGot so shook that Andrew said \"No, I'm satisfied with the way I look.\" that he had to get out of there.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0wyo","user":"somefunmathsMission_Speed7233LyreLarkMission_Speed7233","score":106,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:45:50.000Z","text":"This one is even more powerful of a little bitch boy meltdown for me, though, because you can just see how deeply and immediately uncomfortable he is made by a simple question, and he fumbles through his little “pull my string” line of “not gonna get into politics”.\nThe other walk out was telling for its own reasons, that he was so upset and confused by the idea that someone may reject his bullshit worldview and be okay with their body, but he just looked a bit confused and annoyed there. He is visibly and audibly spiraling here, and it’s hilarious.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv48n1","user":"Mission_Speed7233LyreLarkMission_Speed7233","score":48,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:05:42.000Z","text":"Watch the full interview. It was a masterclass in psychology. He peeled the onion back layer by layer and by the time Clav realized it was too late. This was his ditch effort to exit fortified.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv7mpk","user":"LyreLarkMission_Speed7233","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:25:55.000Z","text":"The full Callahan interview? Or the full interview in OP’s clip?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9v2y","user":"Mission_Speed7233","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:39:43.000Z","text":"The 60 minutes Australia interview","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuv6z5","user":"SolomonRed","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:11:38.000Z","text":"Bro is shaking in his chair.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuq4ew","user":"Kuuuuck","score":61,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:42:05.000Z","text":"He is quite literally mentally ill. I kinda feel bad because other than these interviews, his life is a cycle of enabling.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuvpr7","user":"TedGolf","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:14:42.000Z","text":"It’s kind of sad, as a “man” he wants to be something he will never be, a Man. I do that every day by being a better human being.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv27yo","user":"TheWhomItConcerns","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:53:37.000Z","text":"It's downright bizarre how many American celebrities view any question that isn't just a lay up for self-promotion to be an insidious, underhanded gotcha. It's as though they perceive interviews purely as a mechanism to increase their wealth and fame, as opposed to a chance for them to offer insight into topics or for an audience to gain insight into them.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv5m1j","user":"ghsteo","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:13:49.000Z","text":"Bro was about to cry from insecurity, that's wild. This kid needs help.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofujkrk","user":"AutomatticsChiGuy133somefunmathsBobjoejjDibs_on_MarioFach-All-ReligionsPhDinDildos_Fedorashematite2happy_padChiGuy133RidaFlow","score":1776,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:02:59.000Z","text":"You can feel the insecurity coming through the screen.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofup143","user":"ChiGuy133somefunmathsBobjoejjDibs_on_MarioFach-All-ReligionsPhDinDildos_Fedorashematite2happy_padChiGuy133","score":421,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:35:38.000Z","text":"To be fair the dude hits himself in the face with a hammer, in an attempt to improve his looks. I could have told you he was insecure without every knowing his name","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv21qt","user":"somefunmaths","score":127,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:52:36.000Z","text":"Even still, hearing his voice quiver was pretty funny. How quickly the facade of cheap meth-fueled machismo evaporates as soon as he gets asked one question he doesn’t like.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8guz","user":"BobjoejjDibs_on_MarioFach-All-ReligionsPhDinDildos_Fedorashematite2happy_padChiGuy133","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:31:05.000Z","text":"I’m sorry…the fuck?? I knew this man had problems…but a fucking hammer????","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvdk63","user":"Dibs_on_MarioFach-All-ReligionsPhDinDildos_Fedoras","score":66,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:02:41.000Z","text":"Its called bonesmashing dude get with the times","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjae9","user":"Fach-All-ReligionsPhDinDildos_Fedoras","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:40:59.000Z","text":"im waiting for eric cartman to show me how it's really done","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvue9","user":"PhDinDildos_Fedoras","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:13:55.000Z","text":"Just get someone to go to town on your face with a hammer. How hard could it be?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvee6","user":"hematite2happy_pad","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:10:26.000Z","text":"There's this thing called bonesmashing where you hit your face with blunt objects, with the intent to cause microfractures. The idea is when they heal they give you a more angular, more \"masculine\" bone structure.\nIs it good for you? No. Is it safe? No. But does it work? Also no.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwco4q","user":"happy_pad","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:37:21.000Z","text":"Well, repeatedly bashing yourself in the face with blunt objects probably will cause some permanent changes in your facial structure, just not good ones.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8kb5","user":"ChiGuy133","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:31:40.000Z","text":"Yeah bro is fucked in the skull.... In more ways than 1","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzi3x","user":"RidaFlow","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:37:19.000Z","text":"I'm rather sure he has gotten some sort of injection between the Channel 5 interview and this one. The body dysmorphia is strong with this guy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuj9kt","user":"CapnbaddazzgoshathegreatGrammaIsEvryfingkevinspaceyiskeyserOwnPack431Reasonable_Mouse789Burrito_SalesmanJetscream58photobummerWittleSusNoDaddyNotTheBelt25","score":1513,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:01:07.000Z","text":"Imagine being a fan of this dude lmao","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/r5jwrzr1quug1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcade4d746ad258818122f81b3c37960738ddd2e","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofumxf0","user":"goshathegreatGrammaIsEvryfingkevinspaceyiskeyserOwnPack431Reasonable_Mouse789Burrito_Salesman","score":737,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:23:00.000Z","text":"<image>\nThis is his core audience…","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/r5jwrzr1quug1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcade4d746ad258818122f81b3c37960738ddd2e","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuqydx","user":"GrammaIsEvryfingkevinspaceyiskeyser","score":197,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:46:56.000Z","text":"That guy is actually a paid actor who has done skits like that for other streamers too. Yes seriously","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2jyf","user":"kevinspaceyiskeyser","score":44,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:55:37.000Z","text":"That makes sense ,the Pepsi cans to teeth ratio is way off.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuo6b7","user":"OwnPack431Reasonable_Mouse789Burrito_Salesman","score":210,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:30:27.000Z","text":"Pepsimaxxer?? hahahahah","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofux7nm","user":"Reasonable_Mouse789Burrito_Salesman","score":66,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:23:32.000Z","text":"I’ll Pepsi mog a bunch of Coke suckers so that Stacy will notice my appreciation for the finer beverage and marry me","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6udf","user":"Burrito_Salesman","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:45:44.000Z","text":"Coke sucker is a high quality insult.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofukpkt","user":"Jetscream58photobummerWittleSus","score":95,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:09:47.000Z","text":"I can only imagine the people that watch him do it because he's hilariously pathetic","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofulnd9","user":"photobummer","score":66,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:15:22.000Z","text":"I have some bad news for you.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofupkrg","user":"WittleSus","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:38:54.000Z","text":"or they are just as insecure because they too grew up in a looks and money based society","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofumhik","user":"NoDaddyNotTheBelt25","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:20:20.000Z","text":"The immediate attack about the guys wife is very familiar. They all love to sound like him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv4ob9","user":"LesserGamestherealslimshady1234rubbarzneedlzorMetandienonaRedEyesGoldDragonFirm-Feature-5593friendlyfredditormulligrubsCin77Just-a-Guy-ChillinFirm-Feature-5593","score":865,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:08:16.000Z","text":"<image>\nNobody in the manosphere will ever be this comfortable with themselves.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/jpjrqhv28vug1.png?width=1133&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd2faa276c49dc9368a2a3d340a80e32b686f6f5","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvku50","user":"therealslimshady1234rubbarzneedlzorMetandienona","score":270,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:51:46.000Z","text":"Yea, the interviewer is actually ridiculously charismatic. The perfect antidote to Clav\nIn fact, Clav refused to give him Looksmaxxing advice, not because Clav thinks he looks perfect, but because it was so obvious that it didnt matter in his case.\nI dont think Clav realized any of this though, he just got anxious and blamed it on him sitting too far away.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxqtm","user":"rubbarzneedlzorMetandienona","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:29:09.000Z","text":"If you look up what Clav looked like 2 years ago, youd understand why he acts like that. Through all the roid and meth useage, he still a pimple faced incel.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwcv5q","user":"needlzorMetandienona","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:39:10.000Z","text":"The guy on the right in on steroids? He barely looks like he lifts.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwkqd5","user":"Metandienona","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:51:42.000Z","text":"He's been taking test since age 14. He's infertile now because his body stopped producing testosterone.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofveoxx","user":"RedEyesGoldDragonFirm-Feature-5593friendlyfredditor","score":82,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:09:58.000Z","text":"I've not seen a journalist do this well in obliterating someone in a while. They picked the right guy as well because he couldn't even talk about looks.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw23dw","user":"Firm-Feature-5593","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:05:09.000Z","text":"The whole show is based around putting a serious tone on low brow garbage situations. That guy is a professional at exactly what you're talking about.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxk9mj","user":"friendlyfredditor","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T13:06:00.000Z","text":"Almost every single interview I see with clav is him getting flustered by the interviewer having more self confidence than him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvoy0g","user":"mulligrubsCin77","score":55,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:21:14.000Z","text":"Trying to rattle an Australian? Tell 'im he's dreamin'.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvwnn0","user":"Cin77","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:20:19.000Z","text":"Mate, Ya dreamin'","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw3a9a","user":"Just-a-Guy-Chillin","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:15:20.000Z","text":"The interviewer needs absolutely 0 tips from Clav about looksmaxing. That’s one handsome dude. Insecurity is a bitch, ain’t it?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw1y6b","user":"Firm-Feature-5593","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:03:55.000Z","text":"This is 60 minutes. These guys are completely based around talking to shitbirds and swaggering over him, toning the interviews like they're serious but dipping into pools of garbage. Awesome stuff.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofujg69","user":"Takao89boltactionmikedead1345987Cole3823rdxlRad131447RedditDummyAccountFinchiosFuzzzyRamInternationalGas9837maicii","score":1167,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:02:12.000Z","text":"Why do people keep talking to this loser?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuko35","user":"boltactionmikedead1345987Cole3823rdxlRad131447RedditDummyAccount","score":681,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:09:32.000Z","text":"To make him look stupid.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oful0iy","user":"dead1345987Cole3823rdxl","score":218,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:11:36.000Z","text":"and it works lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv4sqo","user":"Cole3823rdxl","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:08:59.000Z","text":"The real question is why does he keep talking to these people","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvn99n","user":"rdxl","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:08:55.000Z","text":"believe it or not, he's actually stupider than he looks.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcrqc","user":"Rad131447","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:57:41.000Z","text":"He's becoming a lolcow. Which is bad for him, but maybe worse for the rest of us.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuoajn","user":"RedditDummyAccount","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:31:11.000Z","text":"His platform is quite literally about making himself look stupid lol\nArguably it’s to show others how stupid he actually is or how stupid what he became known for is.\nBut I feel for him sometimes. This clip alone is a shining example of fragile masculinity lmao","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuovsl","user":"Finchios","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:34:45.000Z","text":"For the engagement. Because we're both here watching and commenting on it aren't we buddy?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofurr8l","user":"FuzzzyRam","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:51:35.000Z","text":"Clicks. I clicked it. It's funny and entertaining to feel second hand cringe.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofup5u6","user":"InternationalGas9837maicii","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:36:26.000Z","text":"People will watch, and it's all about views...for better or worse.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyl8h","user":"maicii","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:31:49.000Z","text":"Also, as people who are not terminally online and probably don’t know much about “looksmaxxing”, let alone who he is, (the core audience of 60 seconds) it’s in a sense important they know about it, specially if they have kids and whatnot to be at least aware of it so they don’t get caught too off guard when their kid starts to smash his craneal with a hammer.\nLike there is genuine insight to draw from phenomenons like clav about the political situation and the gender divide we are facing. It’s not coincidence that the guys who target themselves as exclusively male influencers for “incels” on how to be better with women are all right wing. Young men are more right wing than ever specially in contrast with young women.\nIt’s honestly super interesting if you zoom out a bit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuj2r8","user":"BlackBlizzardFiller9000NoDaddyNotTheBelt25Generic_username1337Cabana_bananzamaiciiTheDELFONfree__coffeeinternalinB","score":466,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:00:02.000Z","text":"How is that a political question?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oful7a9","user":"Filler9000","score":271,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:12:42.000Z","text":"Its not, dudes of the lower intelligence spectrum speaking to the dumber, uglier people directly. He uses words he googled without understanding the intricacies of the meaning or the spirit of it. The term he is looking for is, ad hominem, the issue is they arent arguing, its an interview, the reporter is simply asking not using it as an argument tool. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuma61","user":"NoDaddyNotTheBelt25Generic_username1337Cabana_bananza","score":108,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:19:08.000Z","text":"It’s not. This guy has the intelligence level of a fucking dishwasher machine.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv7y0h","user":"Generic_username1337Cabana_bananza","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:27:50.000Z","text":"That’s offensive to dishwashers","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxmop","user":"Cabana_bananza","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:28:13.000Z","text":"My smart dishwasher has several different specialized wash settings. I reckon this guy could only manage one.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzhb6","user":"maiciiTheDELFONfree__coffee","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:37:11.000Z","text":"He is basically asking why he was seeing hanging around controversial figures like Andrew Tate. I’m sure next was nick fuentes added to the list. He is kinda indirectly asking him why would you hang out with them if you are not one of them kinda question","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9q27","user":"TheDELFON","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:38:51.000Z","text":"Funny enough I saw this clip like a dude that gave up a chess game after the first opening move.\n* *White moves pawn *\nDude: okay I'm done.\nLmao, interviews can be slimey.... but then I would ask, WHY give an interview in the first place","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvk5pd","user":"free__coffee","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:47:02.000Z","text":"This is a pretty silly take. Not only is that not a political question, but also you say “basically” as if you are summarizing the video or giving some sort of insight, but you just literally restate what the interviewer asked.\nLike it does not sound like you’ve thought on this whatsoever. objectively all of them are controversial, and it’s a very interesting question to ask - spending time with them will severely affect your public persona, its not a decision to be made lightly and even a nonanswer yields insight into who he is as a person.\nLike lets engage our brain, here: there is a person behind all of these characters, and it is arguable how much of a persons self is reflected in their public persona. A question like this cuts to who the person behind the character is: does he believe in their politics? Are they interesting people? Is he just clout chasing, or starfucking? Has he just not thought about it and is going with the flow? Did they contact him first, and are trying to use him? Only one of these potential answers are political…\nThis nonanswer tells us he’s stupid, cant think on his feet, and was probably planning to escape hatch out of this interview at the first sign of conflict, but is bungling the execution","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvayv8","user":"internalinB","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:46:30.000Z","text":"right, how is associating with sex traffickers political? ... oh wait.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuknli","user":"FSUdankViralDownwardSpiral","score":117,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:09:27.000Z","text":"Coward scurries away when asked softball nothing burger question","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvc5sx","user":"ViralDownwardSpiral","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:53:53.000Z","text":"RageQuitMaxxing","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofujir8","user":"dead1345987GrammaIsEvryfingfiddlecakesPretend-Contract-176","score":362,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:02:39.000Z","text":"clav's dick literally doesn't work.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofurf9h","user":"GrammaIsEvryfingfiddlecakes","score":94,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:49:37.000Z","text":"All that meth he brags about no doubt","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv0bj6","user":"fiddlecakes","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:42:16.000Z","text":"Does he really? I know next to nothing about this chode but that's hilarious.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwfknu","user":"Pretend-Contract-176","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:03:51.000Z","text":"That's what happens when you take androgens as a teen... You will then need to keep taking hormones for the rest of your life because you disrupted your own production ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofukqzr","user":"hey_mattey","score":134,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:10:00.000Z","text":"Clav:","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/4jug3yvfJDZZABuIXg","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofujjlh","user":"KILO-XOx0y0z0","score":242,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:02:47.000Z","text":"Bro is such a pussy 😭 hes absolutely tweaking out","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvm7r8","user":"x0y0z0","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:01:29.000Z","text":"Looks like he's been on a Meth binge the night or two with no sleep before this interview.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuix9h","user":"Professional_Clue800MexicanBookClubXogliX_____CBC_____BurnieSandturdsekhoowoUJustGotRobbedTheBelovedTrip","score":775,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:59:07.000Z","text":"It's funny that he's telling the journalist that he should teach him to looksamxx when the journalist is so much hotter than him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oful03h","user":"MexicanBookClub","score":81,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:11:32.000Z","text":"never even lookamexes him directly in the eyes","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofumdtb","user":"XogliX","score":73,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:19:44.000Z","text":"I didn't even catch that lmao, dude was too shaken to even form a coherent/sensical sentence.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofujusw","user":"_____CBC_____BurnieSandturdsekhoowoUJustGotRobbed","score":85,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:04:39.000Z","text":"I'm a nongay man and I approve this message","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofva7cz","user":"BurnieSandturdsekhoowo","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:41:47.000Z","text":"me too this homie is a smoke show and the deep silky sexy voice, goddam. They very much chose him to interview for this reason.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfa51","user":"ekhoowo","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:13:46.000Z","text":"I can’t decide whether going for the ugliest or most handsome interviewer is the move","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofumjy9","user":"UJustGotRobbed","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:20:45.000Z","text":"I'm also nongay. Thank you for your time.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofumq3r","user":"TheBelovedTrip","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:21:47.000Z","text":"he also walked out of the C5 inteview after Andrew said he has no use for looksmaxxing and hes happy the way he is. Clav just gave up at that point and left.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofulkl1","user":"Syrupy_GobblesTzT","score":82,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:14:54.000Z","text":"His eyes are hella wonky. Are there any peptides for strabismus? Can you cornea-smash them until they’re straight?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwth4e","user":"GobblesTzT","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:09:33.000Z","text":"Honestly he just look like he’s on the verge of crying. I’m surprised his voice isn’t cracking.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oful3f4","user":"pooya535","score":143,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:12:04.000Z","text":"hoooooly autism that was brutal","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofujwvq","user":"Wisdom_Peak4781igmixPolitanao","score":179,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:04:59.000Z","text":"Oh, he is going through those upper with drawls you can see it right on his face. Sweating profusely, agitated, unable to think, stumbling over his words. Buddy has it bad.","links":[{"url":"/r/boneappletea","text":"r/boneappletea"}]},{"id":"t1_ofuojpf","user":"igmix","score":124,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:32:42.000Z","text":"r/boneappletea","links":[{"url":"/r/boneappletea","text":"r/boneappletea"}]},{"id":"t1_ofuznea","user":"Politanao","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:38:13.000Z","text":"Nah he’s just super anxious and on loads of Phenibut/Pregabalin to be able to do this interview","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofukc4m","user":"thekingdaddy69","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:07:32.000Z","text":"Bro glitched","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofum9ru","user":"Admirable_Holiday806","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:19:04.000Z","text":"He looks scared af","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuw9wa","user":"CaughtFeelings4aho","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:17:56.000Z","text":"Lmao that smug look from the journalist had me dying 🤣","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oful5nj","user":"Syrupy_Cpt_Dizzywhiskers","score":34,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:12:26.000Z","text":"This dude just keeps failing upward huh. He thrives off of being made fun of. Everything just makes him bigger. It’s like Jake Paul. “No such thing as bad publicity” is their motto. SNL made fun of him yet that’s a win for him. He had a big controversy when he ran over some dude but he got out of it and grew more popular. Same thing with the Florida Everglades alligator shooting thing. The formula is to stir up controversy, make headlines, and keep growing. The hate doesn’t matter when the viewership keeps going up.\nIf you truly hate Clav the optimal route is to not interact with any post about him. He gets bigger when he goes to the top of Reddit despite the post making fun of him. He probably gained followers and viewers from walking out of the channel 5 interview. So of course he also walks out of the 60 minutes Australia interview. Everyone on the internet will dunk on him, he’ll get to the top of Reddit and Twitter, and gain more viewers. So again, the optimal route is to not engage with anything to do with clav, but that won’t happen because people love the feeling of making fun of someone they perceive as bad/dunking on someone. The internet sucks lmao","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuwhrk","user":"Cpt_Dizzywhiskers","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:19:14.000Z","text":"I only ever hear of this guy when a clip like this shows up and it looks like he's on the classic lolcow trajectory. He'll only gain attention each time he humiliates himself in some new and interesting way, and given how fragile he seems to be, it likely won't end well.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuij8r","user":"PieEcstatic2893","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:56:51.000Z","text":"Uhh","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuj7wi","user":"MTheModernist_perestroika12Protip19livewire042pvprazor2TheHuemanMaleficent-Fish69NovelNothing5374","score":459,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:00:51.000Z","text":"Daily reminder that this guy is connected to Peter Thiel and the entire looksmaxxing shit is a massive psy-op to demoralize the youth. The early Looksmax forums were basically pseudo-Nazi forums. Eye color hierarchy, cranial sizing, racial based ordering, typical Nazi b/s. Lookup Solomon Henderson, kid radicalized by the weirdo Nazi’s that frequented these sites.\nPeter Thiel is pushing for the corrosion of western social cohesion and has a major hard on for the accelerationist incel trash","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuwml7","user":"perestroika12","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:20:02.000Z","text":"It’s actually wild how much 4chan Epstein thiel incel overlap is. The entire thing is just a giant right wing brainwashing machine designed to put thiel and his friends in power.\nAll that conspiracy shit and they literally are the conspiracy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuwhkb","user":"Protip19livewire042","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:19:12.000Z","text":"It kinda seems like a psy-op to radicalize the youth, not demoralize them. And maybe shift the overton-window on issues surrounding eugenics.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6yqr","user":"livewire042","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:46:48.000Z","text":"It's both. You will see this in any cult. An easy example is the military with boot camp. The entire idea is to break someone down in order to build them back up into a trained soldier. It ties them to the organization because it is essentially the hand that fed them.\nThis is no different. If men are broken down to feel like they are not good enough then they are more likely to join a cause that makes them feel included. It erodes their ability to think on their own and follow a hivemind mentality towards the group goals.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofusu7a","user":"pvprazor2","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:57:51.000Z","text":"The more I learn about Peter Thiel the more I am convinced he is actually the antichrist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofujxxe","user":"TheHuemanMaleficent-Fish69NovelNothing5374","score":53,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:05:10.000Z","text":"No clav has been into that community for years. He's just ust a guy who is socially inept and thinks looksmaxing is the answer. As you can clearly see, he's incapable of anything else","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv17di","user":"Maleficent-Fish69","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:47:33.000Z","text":"If thats the case, then why did he go party with nick fuentes?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofukxf0","user":"NovelNothing5374","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:11:04.000Z","text":"Why not both?? Clav could’ve been in this scene for a while. Peter Thiel starts to funnel money to him to for him to get a bigger audience. Peter Thiel and his inkling are destroying the fabric of America as we speak he can go eat shit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofukjki","user":"stupidcommentmaker","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:08:47.000Z","text":"Lil bro sounds like he's about to cry","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuoykg","user":"WittleSus","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:35:13.000Z","text":"that is a very broken man","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofurr2i","user":"_bl-nk","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:51:33.000Z","text":"L maxxing","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oful60i","user":"Ok_Passion295MCVMEYT","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:12:30.000Z","text":"tf does “andrew tate and controversial figures” have to do with political?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofun454","user":"MCVMEYT","score":35,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:24:07.000Z","text":"many people have replaced “that makes me uncomfortable” with “that’s political”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oful4ba","user":"FenderFan05","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:12:13.000Z","text":"I honestly don't understand who watches this guy. A lot of streamers can be annoying, but this guy is genuinely a bad person. What entertainment value do people get out of it?\nIt's not like people can even gain any insightful informationfrom him. Pick up artists were saying stupid stuff like this decades ago.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofujmom","user":"WashingIrvinePrudent_Kiwi_2761AuroraRegalisBright-Dependent6339","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:03:19.000Z","text":"Walking out of an interview is so lame","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofukrbf","user":"Prudent_Kiwi_2761","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:10:04.000Z","text":"He leaves when he’s about to cry","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuo5gt","user":"AuroraRegalisBright-Dependent6339","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:30:19.000Z","text":"He walked out of the Channel 5 interview simply because the interviewer said he was comfortable in his own skin. No attack on Clav at all. Just \"I'm fine with who I am, I don't need looksmaxxing.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv02mq","user":"Bright-Dependent6339","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:40:45.000Z","text":"this was probably even more offensive to him than if Andrew had straight up insulted him.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuwsls","user":"TheMattabooey","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:21:01.000Z","text":"Insecure guy with zero brain cells. Needs to therapymaxx and educationmaxx a bit more.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofujnnc","user":"eglin99bigdaddydopeskies131Martel1234","score":35,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:03:28.000Z","text":"That's not insecure, he's methmaxxing ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuk1uh","user":"bigdaddydopeskies131","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:05:48.000Z","text":"He really does look so damn high af off that meth. He must be severely chasing the dragon.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuln0x","user":"Martel1234","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:15:18.000Z","text":"Feel like dudes gonna be dead in like a year or two","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzzch","user":"joemamaligma420","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:40:13.000Z","text":"why do people keep giving this insecure teenager so much attention","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuqy7n","user":"Sixteenthspy","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:46:54.000Z","text":"This should he flagged nsfw, we just witnessed murder","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofutu9c","user":"crabstickdildo","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:03:41.000Z","text":"Haha looksmaxing is maybe the saddest fucking thing I’ve ever heard","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuv9vu","user":"Pitiful_Mouse_5225","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:12:06.000Z","text":"Looksmaxxing doesn't seem to fix that wonky eye of his.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuwlaj","user":"Comfortable-Gas-4005","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:19:49.000Z","text":"Does he run from every interview? Is that his thing?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxe31","user":"MarketingWorried129","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:24:36.000Z","text":"You know it is bad when Andrew Tate is politics to these people, there is no attempt at actually recognising actual political figures, it is just clips on the internet.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuyp1d","user":"LilUziBRRRT","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:32:28.000Z","text":"Why does he keep agreeing to these interviews lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvn2e2","user":"HumanRuse","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:07:34.000Z","text":"He sounds like a complete moron. Was that supposed to be some sort of tough guy response. It sounded like his brain was begging for arm floaties while it was drowning in liquid shit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvn9wp","user":"RabidRabbitRedditor","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:09:03.000Z","text":"I love the look on the reporter's face here, LOL...he is like a cat playing with a mouse :P","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvo5ac","user":"minin71","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:15:23.000Z","text":"Damn this your boy? \nHoly fk hes a got the mental of a middle schooler, gotta be his target audience.\nAlso lmao that this dude is on 60 minutes ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwg2mm","user":"jeanphiltadarone","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:08:25.000Z","text":"what a weak little guy, he probably cry in his bed at night","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofum7gr","user":"harvey_fent","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:18:41.000Z","text":"Dude this guy needs a hug man what the fuck ahahhahshahahaha","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuj49e","user":"Standard_Island546","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:00:16.000Z","text":"That smile… that damn smile.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofumaza","user":"Fit_Lobster_3597","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:19:16.000Z","text":"He cant move his mouth properly. hes turning into a caricature with all the botox falling out his face. what will he do when he turns into the scary cat ladies of plastic surgery and botox abuse. no more looksmaxing","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofunifj","user":"ceesie12","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:26:30.000Z","text":"The tears were building.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuq3yi","user":"bobisindeedyourunkle","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:42:01.000Z","text":"Bro is hurting so much on the inside. I would feel really bad if he wasn't such a POS perpetuating a sick mindset.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofutcsz","user":"Jim_Nills_Mustache","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:00:51.000Z","text":"Says something obvious and true\n“Oh I see you want to make this political”\nGod damn, you have to be so regarded to not see through that shit and support people like this.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzjee","user":"LingonberryGlum2356","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:37:32.000Z","text":"Real men can answer simple questions. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuzwv2","user":"NewYorker15","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:39:48.000Z","text":"Why the fuck is he being interviewed by 60 minutes. What the actual fuck is wrong with humanity that we are giving him a platform. I’m sure he fucking loves it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv8b5a","user":"bleeduyasha","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:30:06.000Z","text":"What a wuss","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvp4q1","user":"garboring","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:22:37.000Z","text":"frame mogged + hair mogged + cortisol spike + no gators around + can't look straight","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwezi4","user":"mitchhamilton","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:58:30.000Z","text":"i cant get over just how pathetic this dude is.\n\"yeah, i guess thats why your wife cheated on you\" literally, what? where are you pulling that from? its just a reach, as we can tell since hes not even married.\nthen he tries to go after his looks, again, desperate and pathetic attempt. and all this over the slightest thing.","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1sjta7k","type":"link","sub":"motorcycles","username":"Openskies24","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"v.redd.it","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/1sjta7k/why_getting_proper_training_is_important/","score":9832,"comments_count":1637,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:52:23.000Z","url":"https://v.redd.it/jn4ivxzx9uug1","thumbnail":"https://external-preview.redd.it/ZG92ZWJoMHk5dXVnMQC45GDi5cGWCanr3FujvJrt16VmQI2lEf1y76dg8c6g.png?width=140&height=140&crop=1:1,smart&format=jpg&auto=webp&s=d89111f23a6aa9d6fec95d984f99d232aa0ae096","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"Why getting proper training is important!","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofu899t","user":"JkreegzYugeChesticleswdalozwanderinggoatActual_Body_4409BoogerVaultshidderbeanInigomntoyawdalozHobnobdudedag00binsMakingItElsewherePM_Me-Your_FrecklesDinnymProper_Bad_1588BoiledDenimForRoxieCactusanon11Aloha-EhVoodoo1970NaziAbuseroriginalrocketAgitated_Occasion_52yeebokYugeChesticlesdrconniehenleyBallsackSuperBoostedCautious_Ticket_8943DansredditnameCool_Mechanic2271farva_06ZealousidealWolf1454MoltenMate07austinteddy3YugeChesticlesRoutine_Breath_7137bungblaster69OppositeofhairyYugeChesticlesOppositeofhairypotato-cheesy-beansaustinteddy3ohyouagain55FUCKBOY_JIHADPhysicsEven9824NovelLeather2641InigomntoyaBoogerVaultIvoShandorherrtoutantBeaver062I_Want_A_RibeyeOppositeofhairyhellaTightJeansthischangeseverythinOcchromeFalconIntelligent343Own_Reaction9442twynnewwodCB1100RiderDangerousBumblebee73","score":4025,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:58:46.000Z","text":"Also, if you don’t know how to operate the machine, ALWAYS wear shorts.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/4s7bvkocyuug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c62d29a3ee998a313ae0773194f0f2f6e868cf","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofu9m1z","user":"YugeChesticleswdalozwanderinggoatActual_Body_4409BoogerVaultshidderbeanInigomntoyawdalozHobnobdudedag00binsMakingItElsewherePM_Me-Your_FrecklesDinnymProper_Bad_1588BoiledDenimForRoxieCactusanon11Aloha-EhVoodoo1970NaziAbuseroriginalrocketAgitated_Occasion_52yeebokYugeChesticlesdrconniehenleyBallsackSuperBoostedCautious_Ticket_8943DansredditnameCool_Mechanic2271farva_06ZealousidealWolf1454MoltenMate07austinteddy3YugeChesticlesRoutine_Breath_7137bungblaster69OppositeofhairyYugeChesticlesOppositeofhairy","score":1636,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:06:19.000Z","text":"When buying your first bike, make sure it is extremely heavy and powerful.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/4s7bvkocyuug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c62d29a3ee998a313ae0773194f0f2f6e868cf","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofujqk4","user":"wdalozwanderinggoatActual_Body_4409BoogerVaultshidderbeanInigomntoyawdaloz","score":60,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:03:57.000Z","text":"I took my mcy test well experienced on a 100cc motorcycle, a guy I was with was 1 week into riding a sportster 1200. He did not pass.\nFunny enough another guy was a pretty well known local stunt celeb on a gxr, whod just never gotten his endorsement. he also did not pass, but that guy could still outride all of us with no question, got dinged on some technicalities and a wheel up at one point, i dont think he was taking it very seriously tho haha","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofukwev","user":"wanderinggoatActual_Body_4409BoogerVaultshidderbean","score":35,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:10:54.000Z","text":"For a lot of people they struggle to ride (or drive) slow, I think that's the hardest and shows the real skill.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmhnr","user":"Actual_Body_4409","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:03:27.000Z","text":"They ride with their feet down, too. I can’t figure out what they plan to do with their feet when their Street Glide, at 850 lb., starts falling over.\nOnce the bike is moving, the laws of physics keep it upright.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvg2kj","user":"BoogerVault","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:19:00.000Z","text":"Yes, but this guy rolled the throttle while squeezing the brake lever. It's a noob mistake I've seen before.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxyuaw","user":"shidderbean","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:18:56.000Z","text":"That's why the great motorcycle skills trainers will have 'slow races' lmao","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofukiy4","user":"Inigomntoyawdaloz","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:08:41.000Z","text":"\"The Good News is you stopped in time! But... the rear wheel was off the ground for most of the ride... your feet were off the pegs... and over the handle bars... Better luck next time.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofulkhf","user":"wdaloz","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:14:53.000Z","text":"Pretty much, he also showed up with a lady on the back which isnt allowed on the permit lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuacz1","user":"Hobnobdudedag00binsMakingItElsewherePM_Me-Your_FrecklesDinnymProper_Bad_1588BoiledDenimForRoxieCactusanon11Aloha-EhVoodoo1970NaziAbuseroriginalrocketAgitated_Occasion_52yeebokYugeChesticlesdrconniehenleyBallsackSuperBoostedCautious_Ticket_8943DansredditnameCool_Mechanic2271farva_06ZealousidealWolf1454","score":476,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:10:32.000Z","text":"Plenty of the former, not a lot of the latter....","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/4s7bvkocyuug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c62d29a3ee998a313ae0773194f0f2f6e868cf","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuaoqq","user":"dag00binsMakingItElsewherePM_Me-Your_FrecklesDinnymProper_Bad_1588BoiledDenimForRoxieCactusanon11Aloha-EhVoodoo1970NaziAbuseroriginalrocketAgitated_Occasion_52yeebokYugeChesticlesdrconniehenley","score":197,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:12:22.000Z","text":"Hahaha harley slow","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/4s7bvkocyuug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c62d29a3ee998a313ae0773194f0f2f6e868cf","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofubdn0","user":"MakingItElsewherePM_Me-Your_FrecklesDinnymProper_Bad_1588BoiledDenimForRoxieCactusanon11Aloha-EhVoodoo1970NaziAbuseroriginalrocketAgitated_Occasion_52yeebokYugeChesticles","score":405,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:16:14.000Z","text":"Now you've done it. You've angered the people who spent all their money on a harley and can't afford pants.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/4s7bvkocyuug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c62d29a3ee998a313ae0773194f0f2f6e868cf","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuc1th","user":"PM_Me-Your_FrecklesDinnymProper_Bad_1588BoiledDenimForRoxieCactusanon11Aloha-EhVoodoo1970NaziAbuseroriginalrocketAgitated_Occasion_52yeebok","score":163,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:20:03.000Z","text":"So THAT'S why they wear chaps and vests. Can only afford the front of the pants, and cheaped out on sleeves.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/4s7bvkocyuug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c62d29a3ee998a313ae0773194f0f2f6e868cf","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofudacr","user":"DinnymProper_Bad_1588BoiledDenimForRoxieCactusanon11Aloha-EhVoodoo1970NaziAbuseroriginalrocketAgitated_Occasion_52yeebok","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:27:00.000Z","text":"They're called 'Assless' chaps for a reason.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/4s7bvkocyuug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c62d29a3ee998a313ae0773194f0f2f6e868cf","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofui6uz","user":"Proper_Bad_1588","score":73,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:54:49.000Z","text":"Well if they aren’t assless then they’re pants.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuipz7","user":"BoiledDenimForRoxieCactusanon11Aloha-EhVoodoo1970NaziAbuser","score":54,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:57:56.000Z","text":"All chaps are assless, they would be called assless pants otherwise.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/4s7bvkocyuug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c62d29a3ee998a313ae0773194f0f2f6e868cf","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuqrx5","user":"Cactusanon11Aloha-EhVoodoo1970NaziAbuser","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:45:54.000Z","text":"Exactly! Why do people still make the mistake of calling chaps “assless?” 🤦‍♂️","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/4s7bvkocyuug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c62d29a3ee998a313ae0773194f0f2f6e868cf","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuus3c","user":"Aloha-Eh","score":45,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:09:11.000Z","text":"It's not a mistake. It's just so fun to say!\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/4s7bvkocyuug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c62d29a3ee998a313ae0773194f0f2f6e868cf","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofustv1","user":"Voodoo1970","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:57:48.000Z","text":"Probably the same people who go \"horseback riding\" (what other part of the horse would you ride on?) and eat \"tuna-fish\" (which implies the existence of other tuna-named creatures, like tuna-birds or tuna-dogs)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcmrh","user":"NaziAbuser","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:56:48.000Z","text":"Because they have no idea what they are, what they are for, why they have no ass section or that they are meant to be worn over pants that already have the ass covered.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofufhbz","user":"originalrocket","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:39:21.000Z","text":"for the back of the bar!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofug61z","user":"Agitated_Occasion_52yeebok","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:43:13.000Z","text":"Its for easy access cause they paid out the ass for all of thier Harley Davidson x Sons of Anarchy memorabilia.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofukihu","user":"yeebok","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:08:36.000Z","text":"I think it's more 'coz the arse (ass for you guys) puts them on .. so you don't need a prefab one in them.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofufgmf","user":"YugeChesticles","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:39:14.000Z","text":"A shockingly large demographic.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofud2j8","user":"drconniehenley","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:25:49.000Z","text":"Hardly fast.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofug2ln","user":"BallsackSuperBoostedCautious_Ticket_8943","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:42:41.000Z","text":"I work with people I call Harley, or Davidson.\nAll noise & no go.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuj37a","user":"Cautious_Ticket_8943","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:00:06.000Z","text":"Still enough go to get you killed, tho.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofutf0j","user":"Dansredditname","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:01:13.000Z","text":"Excuse me my good sir but I think you'll find that a Harley Davidson is the finest way mankind has yet found to turn gasoline into noise without the annoying side effect of horsepower","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofueqqx","user":"Cool_Mechanic2271","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:35:12.000Z","text":"They are powerful. Stump pullers!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofugpjc","user":"farva_06","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:46:20.000Z","text":"It's a Sportster, so not that heavy either.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofue2yo","user":"ZealousidealWolf1454","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:31:29.000Z","text":"Was gonna say the exact same thing lol...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuadbn","user":"MoltenMate07austinteddy3YugeChesticles","score":52,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:10:35.000Z","text":"And make sure to wear a helmet with no face protection or no helmet at all!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofucnv4","user":"austinteddy3","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:23:31.000Z","text":"And don't you DARE wear gloves. People will think you are a sissy, it will decrease MPG and your hands will never touch the ground ever anyway.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuaswz","user":"YugeChesticles","score":35,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:13:01.000Z","text":"If you wanna make people really jealous get a nazi ww2 helmet and chrome it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofux1d5","user":"Routine_Breath_7137","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:22:29.000Z","text":"Find the largest open parking lot as possible and go straight. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofurczm","user":"bungblaster69","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:49:15.000Z","text":"is the powerful in the room with us?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuh9mx","user":"OppositeofhairyYugeChesticlesOppositeofhairy","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:49:31.000Z","text":"Isn’t this just a nightster with a different exhaust?\nI may be wrong there. I don’t know Harley too well.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuhfhx","user":"YugeChesticlesOppositeofhairy","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:50:27.000Z","text":"I'm very racist with harleys, they all look the same to me.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuhu24","user":"Oppositeofhairy","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:52:45.000Z","text":"Nightster is their beginner bike.\nDoesn’t matter. Dude was not at all trained how to ride.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuad0p","user":"potato-cheesy-beansaustinteddy3ohyouagain55FUCKBOY_JIHADPhysicsEven9824NovelLeather2641InigomntoyaBoogerVault","score":102,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:10:32.000Z","text":"pro-tip - if you find yourself heading towards a wall or fence, twist the throttle and lean over the bars. It avoids damaging the shorts. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuczfk","user":"austinteddy3ohyouagain55","score":94,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:25:19.000Z","text":"I had my money on the storage sheds. I really misread his riding ability.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuofz0","user":"ohyouagain55","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:32:04.000Z","text":"I was betting on the trailer hitch...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuclrx","user":"FUCKBOY_JIHAD","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:23:12.000Z","text":"the trick is to speed up so you throw yourself clear of the accident","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuff4c","user":"PhysicsEven9824NovelLeather2641","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:39:00.000Z","text":"Counter what?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv45io","user":"NovelLeather2641","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:05:11.000Z","text":"Stee-wing!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofukrc3","user":"Inigomntoya","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:10:04.000Z","text":"Just leave the throttle as is! But keep leaning! Lean more! More! MORE!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvg7f6","user":"BoogerVault","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:19:54.000Z","text":"He rolled the throttle, as he squeezed the brake lever.....I guarantee it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu9h8k","user":"IvoShandorherrtoutantBeaver062I_Want_A_RibeyeOppositeofhairy","score":94,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:05:34.000Z","text":"USPS letter carrier shorts to be exact.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofughpu","user":"herrtoutantBeaver062","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:45:05.000Z","text":"I thought those were racing stripes.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofusdsh","user":"Beaver062","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:55:11.000Z","text":"So did he.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofufdla","user":"I_Want_A_Ribeye","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:38:45.000Z","text":"I thought so!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofugyo2","user":"Oppositeofhairy","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:47:48.000Z","text":"Saw the same.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuc560","user":"hellaTightJeans","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:20:34.000Z","text":"POSTAL shorts!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofubunp","user":"thischangeseverythin","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:18:55.000Z","text":"Mailman shorts to be specific.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuf0e4","user":"Occhrome","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:36:41.000Z","text":"bro looks like he just got done delivering mail.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofued7k","user":"FalconIntelligent343","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:33:05.000Z","text":"I mean, why wear a helmet with that outfit??","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofues1r","user":"Own_Reaction9442","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:35:24.000Z","text":"Especially a machine with hot parts close to your tender inner calves.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuc64r","user":"twynnewwod","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:20:43.000Z","text":"Don’t forgot the gloves!! Oh wait, never mind!!!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofucv0c","user":"CB1100Rider","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:24:38.000Z","text":"My dad always drummed into me that you should never wear shorts while riding. My aunt got a nasty pipe burn.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu8wz0","user":"DangerousBumblebee73","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:02:25.000Z","text":"exactly. nice shorts!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu8ves","user":"sundoll_uwuSizeableBrainIRideMoreThanYouFatCatWithAHat1pootzillaZealousideal-Smoke29SizeableBrainTheterphoundBobododo7SizeableBrainOwn_Reaction9442victorioussnake_SizeableBrainTheRealGuitarNoirbundt_chiStoff3rSpoonman007Fabulous-Meal-5694InigomntoyaFabulous-Meal-5694ISuckAtLifeGodPlsRstCoolGuy54This-Set-9875OnePinginRamiusTheRockGaming","score":1524,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:02:11.000Z","text":"I don't understand why people hop on a bike and not know how to brake","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/x2a6n4nwuuug1.jpeg?width=2445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2543b5b3840fcd35343a46df9a94c1397e5ea282","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofuacyn","user":"SizeableBrainIRideMoreThanYouFatCatWithAHat1pootzillaZealousideal-Smoke29SizeableBrainTheterphoundBobododo7SizeableBrainOwn_Reaction9442victorioussnake_SizeableBrainTheRealGuitarNoirbundt_chi","score":1136,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:10:32.000Z","text":"It looks like he doesn't know how to ride a bicycle","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuc6d3","user":"IRideMoreThanYouFatCatWithAHat1pootzillaZealousideal-Smoke29SizeableBrainTheterphound","score":589,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:20:45.000Z","text":"It looks like he isn't all there. Like, his head is tilted to one side. Helmet is on crooked. His movements seem like someone that moves that has head trauma or cognitive impairment.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofucei2","user":"FatCatWithAHat1pootzillaZealousideal-Smoke29","score":249,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:22:02.000Z","text":"Postal worker; probably just worked a 27 hour shift","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuxc4l","user":"pootzilla","score":86,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:24:17.000Z","text":"I clocked those shitty fucking shorts instantly","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuz6lc","user":"Zealousideal-Smoke29","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:35:24.000Z","text":"Then he should be intimately familiar and comfortable with going slow AF! 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofud3x3","user":"SizeableBrain","score":109,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:26:02.000Z","text":"I don't know what you mean, he looks fit enough to be the leader of the free world.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuq8up","user":"Theterphound","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:42:49.000Z","text":"Random guess, it’s his first ride back after a serious accident","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofurxgh","user":"Bobododo7SizeableBrain","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:52:34.000Z","text":"Unironically so many prospective bike riders would benefit greatly from just riding a bicycle.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuujw2","user":"SizeableBrain","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:07:51.000Z","text":"Yeah, if you're not confident on a push bike, don't get a motorbike.\nI also think that you probably want to be able to drive a manual car as well.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofueoqk","user":"Own_Reaction9442victorioussnake_SizeableBrainTheRealGuitarNoir","score":49,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:34:53.000Z","text":"I think he *only* knew how to ride a bicycle. The twitchy, almost-but-not-quite turning move is something people do when they're used to steering a bicycle using mostly body english instead of countersteering. It kinda sorta works, but stops working once the vehicle's weight approaches your own.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofumz4v","user":"victorioussnake_","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:23:17.000Z","text":"I don't even think he knows how to ride a bicycle. Before I started riding motorcycles I only knew how to ride a bicycle and I remember when I first started how familiar the experience was in regards to controlling them.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofugkpx","user":"SizeableBrainTheRealGuitarNoir","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:45:34.000Z","text":"Looks to me like his thinking is \"I'm pushing left, why in the world am I going right?\", hence the wiggling.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvh3bn","user":"TheRealGuitarNoir","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:25:54.000Z","text":"I was thinking that it had probably been a long time since the fellow in the video had ridden a bicycle, and he had lost all memory of how to steer a bicycle without actually thinking about it. So he didn't naturally countersteer that Harley, but rather attempted to think about steering like a car.\nHis \"car\" inputs to the steering weren't taking him where he wanted to go, and it lead to confusion and panic.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvrtv4","user":"bundt_chi","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:43:05.000Z","text":"That was my first thought. When I took the MSF course like 30 years ago the first thing they did was make us demonstrate that we can ride a bike. In my mind I was thinking who would be stupid enough to skip riding a bike and go straight to a motorcycle... I guess I have my answer.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuaoid","user":"Stoff3rSpoonman007","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:12:20.000Z","text":"Or turn","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuc62n","user":"Spoonman007","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:20:42.000Z","text":"He leaned though!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuemi5","user":"Fabulous-Meal-5694InigomntoyaFabulous-Meal-5694ISuckAtLifeGodPlsRstCoolGuy54This-Set-9875OnePinginRamius","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:34:32.000Z","text":"I took a course a few years ago, one of the ones where you get your full license if you pass.\nWithin the 1st 10 mins one of the participants, who seemed like a nervous wreck from the get go was doing a slow parking lot turn and grabbed a big handful of front brake. Went down hard ended up in the hospital. Broke the engine case on the bike as well (Harley sportster). The bike was borrowed from a friend as well. ","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/x2a6n4nwuuug1.jpeg?width=2445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2543b5b3840fcd35343a46df9a94c1397e5ea282","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofumhsh","user":"InigomntoyaFabulous-Meal-5694ISuckAtLifeGodPlsRstCoolGuy54","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:20:23.000Z","text":"Them: I have my riding test tomorrow!\nNo one, for the love of God: Here! Borrow mine!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofunfbj","user":"Fabulous-Meal-5694ISuckAtLifeGodPlsRst","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:25:59.000Z","text":"Saddest part was this bike didnt have a scratch on it. \nCame home with probably over 1k of damage that wasnt likely covered by insurance","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv5osp","user":"ISuckAtLifeGodPlsRst","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:14:17.000Z","text":"Why did they let him use the bike in the first place? Maybe some of them have different rules, but the course I took as well as others I looked into (California btw) didn't allow you to use your own bike if it was over 300cc as well as over a certain seat height.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuvxoa","user":"CoolGuy54","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:15:58.000Z","text":"This is what my shitty cheap 250 covered in scratches is for, not a pristine big bike...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofujzk6","user":"This-Set-9875OnePinginRamius","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:05:26.000Z","text":"I'm actually a bit surprised. Most of those courses put you on some light 250cc trainer for the course.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/x2a6n4nwuuug1.jpeg?width=2445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2543b5b3840fcd35343a46df9a94c1397e5ea282","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofurgsb","user":"OnePinginRamius","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:49:52.000Z","text":"I went to Harley to take my three day course and test and they gave us all 500 sportsters with big orange crash bars on them to save the bike if anyone dumped it.\n<image>\nFelt terrible for the 70 year-old dude that had been riding motorcycles for years but he was down to trikes at this point due to his age. He had to ride the two wheeler to pass the class and poor guy didn't pass.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/x2a6n4nwuuug1.jpeg?width=2445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2543b5b3840fcd35343a46df9a94c1397e5ea282","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofua441","user":"TheRockGaming","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:09:08.000Z","text":"Some only know how to break.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu8phx","user":"Opposite-Friend7275Schrodengermrblacklabel71YugeChesticlesParticular-Fall-3194","score":809,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:01:17.000Z","text":"That fence came out of nowhere!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu8y0h","user":"Schrodengermrblacklabel71YugeChesticles","score":341,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:02:35.000Z","text":"Had to lay her down!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofua4df","user":"mrblacklabel71","score":98,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:09:10.000Z","text":"The clibbins got me!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuaz3m","user":"YugeChesticles","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:13:59.000Z","text":"There's no way he doesn't hobble back and say the throttle stuck or the clutch didn't work lmao","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofufpys","user":"Particular-Fall-3194","score":25,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:40:42.000Z","text":"Look, turning within a 2000ft radius is hard","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu9upe","user":"EharmzThegrimlifealcervixTheLonelySnail","score":671,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:07:39.000Z","text":"Only 83 months left on that loan!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuhd1m","user":"Thegrimlife","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:50:04.000Z","text":"LMAO","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9p10","user":"alcervixTheLonelySnail","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:38:40.000Z","text":"Yea but it's only $699 a month","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw5883","user":"TheLonelySnail","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:31:56.000Z","text":"Got me a 23% interest rate! The finance guy said it was the highest he’s ever seen! I must be doing pretty good for a rate that high","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu8vwa","user":"4nngFUCKBOY_JIHADlousyredditusernameYugeChesticlesJCae2798templeofsyrinx1LuckyDuck907PhoenixOKMlestones","score":741,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:02:16.000Z","text":"I mean let's be honest that was a very tight turn","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuczdr","user":"FUCKBOY_JIHADlousyredditusername","score":196,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:25:19.000Z","text":"I was expecting him to crash into the parked trailer he’d been fixated on for the past 10 seconds, so I can’t say I wasn’t slightly impressed he managed to avoid it","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuye8a","user":"lousyredditusername","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:30:39.000Z","text":"I thought for sure it was gonna be the sheds at first.... then the trailer...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofub1lo","user":"YugeChesticles","score":112,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:14:21.000Z","text":"For a harley.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuftoi","user":"JCae2798","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:41:17.000Z","text":"Did you see him trying to pull a motogp lean? 🤣","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofubhpz","user":"templeofsyrinx1LuckyDuck907PhoenixOK","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:16:53.000Z","text":"he didn't even try to turn the bars, just yeeted it into the fence\nbut he probably has no idea what countersteering is","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofue2gi","user":"LuckyDuck907","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:31:24.000Z","text":"Or just steering.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofud2c3","user":"PhoenixOK","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:25:47.000Z","text":"He saw a YouTube video on that newfangled “counter steering” thing.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu9qbm","user":"Mlestones","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:06:59.000Z","text":"lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu9cul","user":"eddestraWhat_Dinosaur_dirty_tacoNate_fe","score":468,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:04:53.000Z","text":"Some motorcycle accident videos look so terrifying and unavoidable they make me consider never riding again. This is not one of those videos.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofugp33","user":"What_Dinosaur_dirty_tacoNate_fe","score":108,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:46:16.000Z","text":"This is one of those videos that strengthen my confidence by reassuring my assertion that not everyone has the same innate ability to ride motorcycles, and therefore many of the terrifying accidents I see would never happen to me.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuogts","user":"_dirty_tacoNate_fe","score":49,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:32:13.000Z","text":"I see shit like this video and go damn, I'm pretty fucking good at riding.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuvb2n","user":"Nate_fe","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:12:17.000Z","text":"Fr, I'm 23 and I still have some of that \"nothing bad will ever happen to me I'm invincible\" attitude, which I'm slowly losing, but videos like this just reinforce that idea","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu8k55","user":"dont-bury-meSizeableBrainWhat_Dinosaurfirstnameok","score":189,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:00:28.000Z","text":"\"This steering wheel doesn't work!!\" ~This guy, probably","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuahdn","user":"SizeableBrainWhat_Dinosaurfirstnameok","score":35,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:11:13.000Z","text":"I force it to the left and it goes right, what kind of magic is this!!?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofufvpo","user":"What_Dinosaurfirstnameok","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:41:36.000Z","text":"He even tried to employ body weight as a final resort","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofus6l1","user":"firstnameok","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:54:01.000Z","text":"It worked better than when he was trying the handlebars","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu9oae","user":"secret_alpaca","score":168,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:06:39.000Z","text":"As soon as he started moving, he was a passenger.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofudodr","user":"PretzelsThirstUnderwater_KarmaRimm9246ThatPhysics3252","score":142,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:29:12.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://i.redd.it/xx98wtbiguug1.gif","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofur9pk","user":"Underwater_Karma","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:48:44.000Z","text":"Processing img jp04zjapuuug1...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofur72n","user":"Rimm9246","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:48:19.000Z","text":"Was looking for this reference lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuoijo","user":"ThatPhysics3252","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:32:30.000Z","text":"LMFAO","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu89ly","user":"Majestic_PuppoIcy_Sheepherder3011Majestic_Puppomcnabb100","score":269,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:58:50.000Z","text":"Lmao as soon as he started moving he was not in control","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuarcq","user":"Icy_Sheepherder3011Majestic_Puppomcnabb100","score":91,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:12:47.000Z","text":"Dude even before then, he was shaking just standing there","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofud1xs","user":"Majestic_Puppomcnabb100","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:25:43.000Z","text":"I thought the bike was shaky 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofussma","user":"mcnabb100","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:57:36.000Z","text":"No lie, the first time I rode a Harley I thought I had lost the clutch when I was slowing down for a stop sign. The way they shake feels a lot like my civic does when the motor is lugging about to stall lol.\nI felt incredibly dumb, but also relieved when I realized what I was feeling.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu83u9","user":"BinkyXlawspudNo-Confusion2949","score":162,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:57:55.000Z","text":"“Your package was delivered”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuabij","user":"lawspud","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:10:18.000Z","text":"lol. I didn’t even clock the shorts until I read your comment. “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds…but that motherfucking fence got us again!”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofue5cg","user":"No-Confusion2949","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:31:51.000Z","text":"Thanks for this","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu8sua","user":"WetFinsFine","score":56,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:01:47.000Z","text":"it looked doomed before I even hit the play button","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu8xls","user":"ShidOnABrickNorseman84","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:02:31.000Z","text":"Stevie wonder could have rode better","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwffbi","user":"Norseman84","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:02:29.000Z","text":"He wouldn't have been distracted by target fixation so, yes, he probably would have.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofucwr2","user":"slopokerodmallydobb","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:24:55.000Z","text":"No throttle until his target was in sight.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofudo1x","user":"mallydobb","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:29:09.000Z","text":"Falcon school of riding","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu8sg8","user":"aceinagameofjacksOneRobotBoiieddestra","score":71,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:01:44.000Z","text":"I’d bet $100 that guy can’t run in a straight line …","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu94od","user":"OneRobotBoii","score":37,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:03:37.000Z","text":"Bold of you to assume he can run at all","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu98rn","user":"eddestra","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:04:15.000Z","text":"Or walk","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu88mf","user":"Top-Pair1693Hziak","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:58:40.000Z","text":"That's impressive. How many training runs did he do to prepare for this?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvg5kq","user":"Hziak","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:19:33.000Z","text":"Based on the condition of the fence prior to this video: zero.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu8vt6","user":"J-man_0301","score":20,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:02:15.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/13l7w7N4Vr1dw4","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofub0du","user":"feed_me_tecateExtention_110drinkingcarrotstempleofsyrinx1flatdecktrucker92templeofsyrinx1Silent-Ad934templeofsyrinx1What_Dinosaur","score":39,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:14:10.000Z","text":"This is why you should be good at cycling before riding a moto. This dude looks like he hasn't been on a bicycle since he was 10.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofueyoa","user":"Extention_110drinkingcarrots","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:36:26.000Z","text":"I've instructed riders who have never ridden a bike nor driven stick shift.... it takes a LOT of parking lot time and the first day typically we never even get the bike moving, clutch work and clutch control....\nIts slow, its painfully slow, but you know what? I've never had a rider do that! We learn early if you're panicking, stop the bike!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuofvd","user":"drinkingcarrots","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:32:03.000Z","text":"What about riders who have ridden a bicycle but never driven stick? Unrelated, I'm just curious because this is my current situation.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofub2lj","user":"templeofsyrinx1flatdecktrucker92templeofsyrinx1Silent-Ad934templeofsyrinx1","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:14:30.000Z","text":"what happened, did he just like freak out","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofueswp","user":"flatdecktrucker92templeofsyrinx1","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:35:32.000Z","text":"It was trying to fight the counter steer. He was leaning hard left but he was trying to turn the bars to the left, which makes the bike turn right.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuf4x5","user":"templeofsyrinx1","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:37:24.000Z","text":"That's correct","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofucvu1","user":"Silent-Ad934templeofsyrinx1","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:24:46.000Z","text":"Target fixation. He doesn't know how to operate the bike, so he hyperfocused on what he didn't want to happen instead of looking leaning where he wanted to go. As soon as he let out the clutch his brain was going \"Don't hit the fence, don't hit the fence, don't hit the fence\" right up until he hit the fence. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuczwq","user":"templeofsyrinx1","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:25:24.000Z","text":"he was attracted to that fence","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuhh19","user":"What_Dinosaur","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:50:41.000Z","text":"Or, you know, ask how a motorcycle turns before you ride one. A bicycle is so light and responsive you can go decades without realizing you're countersteering. On a heavy bike you need to push the handlebars with intent.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuayx3","user":"RichRingoLangly","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:13:57.000Z","text":"It almost looks like he tries to use his body weight to get the bike to turn, does he not understands the basics of how handle bars work?!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuiw04","user":"D05wtt","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:58:55.000Z","text":"This is exactly why when kids come on here and ask if they should get a brand new Ducati or a brand new Hayabusa, I always tell them to get a used beater bike. Put some time on a used bike and learn how to ride before you spend money on a new bike, because even if you took a 4 day beginner’s class, that’s not nearly enough time to know what you’re doing on the road where cars are speeding around and switching lanes without seeing you. The saying goes that every beginner will drop their bike at least once….something like that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofud5qe","user":"E63_saucegod","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:26:18.000Z","text":"I can't stop watching this 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuecy9","user":"Born-Net2861BlackChimaera","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:33:03.000Z","text":"He probably should have started on a 50CC dirt bike. In an open field with no fences anywhere near it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuoj5d","user":"BlackChimaera","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:32:36.000Z","text":"This guy would have managed to go in a straight line long enough to find a fence to crash into","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofui70q","user":"DND_Player_24","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:54:51.000Z","text":"Just the way his head was slanted to the side and he was staring ahead like a slack jawed yokel I could tell he was the kind of guy who probably needed help putting those shorts on.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu8esi","user":"KhasimyrJustADutchRudderIllustrious_Ant7588Mr_BurningKhasimyr","score":41,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:59:38.000Z","text":"All I kept thinking was \"Take in the clutch and turn, take in the clutch and turn, take in the clutch and turn, take in the clutch and turn...call the ambulance...\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuasy0","user":"JustADutchRudderIllustrious_Ant7588","score":22,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:13:01.000Z","text":"I expected him to drive into the sheds, when he didn't I was surprised and then he hit the fence.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofudp2c","user":"Illustrious_Ant7588","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:29:18.000Z","text":"The fence was his ‘Plan B’","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofub5i6","user":"Mr_BurningKhasimyr","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:14:58.000Z","text":"Really dont want to take in the clutch either, terrible habit to learn, removing the drive of the bike also removes the forces that want to remain upright.\nFor this guy I recommend he learns how to ride a bicycle first 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofudkf9","user":"Khasimyr","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:28:35.000Z","text":"It was the only thing he knew to do. If he'd taken in the clutch and coasted through a lean-steering turn, he wouldn't have gone through the fence....it still wouldn't have been a pretty first ride, but he wouldn't have a damaged bike and destroyed fence panel.....small victories. :-)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofudd8k","user":"Ok-Abbreviations3042","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:27:27.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://i.redd.it/y84vna37guug1.gif","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv04rz","user":"Solderkingridethroughlife","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:41:08.000Z","text":"Why do people who have no idea what they're doing almost always buy a Harley?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2v0v","user":"ridethroughlife","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:57:26.000Z","text":"That's their target market. Lmao","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofub4eu","user":"dirtypog1341","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:14:48.000Z","text":"It amazes me in 2026 you can look up online exactly how to ride a motorcycle from start to finish and people still buy bikes and then choose to not only waste their hard earned money on them, but also choose to try and ride them and don’t even have an inkling of a clue of basic fundamental concepts of how motorcycles work.\nYou mean to tell me you spent money on that thing and didn’t look up a single YouTube video on how to change gears or shift your weight properly?\nWhat’s worse is it’s not even a big, heavy, and powerful bike, that’s like a starter model sportster. lmao\nWith all due respect, get off that bike and go watch some YouTube or take a class before you end up splattered across a road somewhere!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuj8ls","user":"RobertRossBoss","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:00:58.000Z","text":"Anyone who puts a guy who has never ridden on a Harley in shorts and a t-shirt needs to have their own license revoked too","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu8lsu","user":"Plane-Stable-2709","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:00:44.000Z","text":"Lmao","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu9yt6","user":"Fromacorner","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:08:18.000Z","text":"Late for fencing class","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofud5zt","user":"TNblaster269","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:26:21.000Z","text":"Dudes knees were shaking sitting still. lol Pro tip. If you see a fence, keep staring at it until you get through it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofudk00","user":"mallydobb","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:28:31.000Z","text":"This was riveting, first I thought he was gonna hit the shed, then it looked like he was aiming for the trailer, but he full sent and committed to the fence 🤘","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/h7XvFS6lePwllI6QES","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofudlyk","user":"PhoenixOK","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:28:50.000Z","text":"I’m surprised he didn’t have his “old lady” on the back for his inaugural ride.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofudt17","user":"NamerNoNaming","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:29:55.000Z","text":"That was the slowest Whiskey Throttle the world has ever seen","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofufwvj","user":"cliowill","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:41:47.000Z","text":"I've always said for forty years, the hardest thing to do is go slow","links":[]},{"id":"t1_oful8rs","user":"Low_Excitement_1715","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:12:57.000Z","text":"Man, I saw that right foot jump up before he was rolling, and I knew this was going nowhere good.\nNo gear? Check.\nNew-looking HD? Check.\nHalf helmet and non-impact rated sunglasses? CHECK!\nPlowing into a fence and nearly killing yourself on your first ride? Check, CHECK, CHECK!!!\nStereotypes refuse to die, and videos like this are why. Don't be a stereotype.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofudj7f","user":"ThroatGravy","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:28:24.000Z","text":"That’s some Peewee Herman shit man lmao","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuufbg","user":"Free-Pound-6139","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:07:06.000Z","text":"If you ride a noisy bike like this, please do not get proper training and drive into a fence.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv001h","user":"VariableRefreshRate","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:40:20.000Z","text":"For Sale\n2016 Harley bought brand new for $20k. Dropped once and went into a fence at low speed.\n$21k non-negotiable.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu86t8","user":"CpuDoc67","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-12T22:58:23.000Z","text":"The mailman shorts did him in.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu8v36","user":"CoHorseBatteryStaple","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:02:08.000Z","text":"First time seeing a clutch?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu8zxs","user":"One-Visual1569","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:02:53.000Z","text":"Gear checked out. That was the crunchiest fence crack i heard. Hope his aok.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofual97","user":"C78C","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:11:50.000Z","text":"Why does it get funnier each time I watch it?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuatkz","user":"platypus_farmer42","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:13:07.000Z","text":"Taught by Tina Belcher","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofucg5c","user":"thisisdell","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:22:18.000Z","text":"Start with a bicycle lmao","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuiz66","user":"AssociateGood9653","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:59:26.000Z","text":"The only things he did right: halfway decent shoes and a helmet (but not a good one). Shorts, no gloves, no jacket, no training. What a dumbass! I had more motorcycle sense when I was in high school.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv2c7t","user":"gungfumike","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:54:19.000Z","text":"How did the bike get to the parking lot in the first place?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvf22h","user":"Complex_Carry_7465","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:12:19.000Z","text":"Well, I hope he doesn’t plan on delivering the mail in that getup.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwjkyb","user":"UnusualDoctor","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:41:01.000Z","text":"MSF courses are for woke liberals. I can ride this thing into a fence","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu8zs6","user":"UsernameGee","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:02:51.000Z","text":"Wow. People like this are allowed to own guns too? The mind boggles.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofu9kwu","user":"Naught2day","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:06:08.000Z","text":"Pretty sure this dude has never even ridden a bicycle without training wheels. Also why I never let anybody ride my bike.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofub5h3","user":"ChiDaVinci","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:14:58.000Z","text":"Stick to the mail truck Mr Postman","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofubk57","user":"AAActive64","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:17:15.000Z","text":"bro had a whole parking lot to either hit the breaks, do nothing and engien break, kill switch, coast, or anything other then straight into someone's backyard.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuchde","user":"40907","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:22:29.000Z","text":"hadda layerdown","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofucrpf","user":"chzaplx","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:24:07.000Z","text":"Classic target fixation","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofucs3j","user":"templeofsyrinx1","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:24:11.000Z","text":"At least he shaved his legs for this","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofucwga","user":"Sonny_Valentine_","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:24:52.000Z","text":"It was over when he glanced down at the shifter.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofud4f1","user":"Antique_Brother_9563","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:26:06.000Z","text":"I've never seen anything so retarded in my life.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofudzv2","user":"RitalinKidd","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:30:59.000Z","text":"Was this guy a mailman? -shorts with the stripe.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuh9ze","user":"Jarvisisc00L","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:49:34.000Z","text":"I thought for sure he was going to hit one of the sheds or the trailer. He went with the fence.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuhg4c","user":"748Rider","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:50:33.000Z","text":"This screams. \"I have no idea what im doing but my ego checker is on vacation and i thought 'what the f&ck, it can't be that hard?'.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofui467","user":"Son_of_a_Sith","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:54:23.000Z","text":"I would say a bigger parking lot as well…but I don’t think that would have helped.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofuinrm","user":"G-Rem44","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-12T23:57:35.000Z","text":"I stopped when I saw the shorts","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofumzyz","user":"Ckn65","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T00:23:25.000Z","text":"Aka: Why you cant test drive a motorcycle at most places.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv00co","user":"Dabaer77","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T01:40:23.000Z","text":"I've never seen \"clueless\" written on a person more clearly.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvj8b1","user":"pijanblues08","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:40:35.000Z","text":"Looks like he need to practice in pedal bicycle first. 😅","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvm503","user":"Poker-Junk","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:00:57.000Z","text":"Did he never ride a bicycle as a child?!?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvm8tz","user":"Shakmaaaaaaa","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:01:42.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0GqrJNbZkRcr2Jgc","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvnc0o","user":"KrampyDoo","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:09:28.000Z","text":"The crooked helmet with googly eyes on the back, the official post office employee shorts, the absolute lack of a single iota of joy and - in its place - sheer apprehension, the heavy lean to the left while going straight…\nAll that makes it a total mystery that he ran into the fence. I wonder what happened and why. /s","links":[]}]},{"id":"t3_1sjy60z","type":"link","sub":"TikTokCringe","username":"cafeteriastyle","domain":"www.reddit.com","site":"v.redd.it","comments_url":"https://reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1sjy60z/gods_forgiveness_it_doesnt_have_to_be_this_way/","score":5265,"comments_count":1563,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:32:28.000Z","url":"https://v.redd.it/j5u2iei7dvug1","thumbnail":"https://external-preview.redd.it/bmhnZm9tZzdkdnVnMY3Pyoqy-xX42kHMR30wvZI7tK1aoBmMX6H108idqTcV.png?width=140&height=140&crop=1:1,smart&format=jpg&auto=webp&s=e36120f47928ca0ebd1b99e613a9cf43150e0b33","viewed_at":"2026-04-13T15:40:04.435Z","title":"God’s forgiveness? It doesn’t have to be this way","comments":[{"id":"t1_ofv8pvl","user":"AutoModerator","score":0,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:32:37.000Z","text":"Welcome to r/TikTokCringe!\nThis is a message directed to all newcomers to make you aware that r/TikTokCringe evolved long ago from only cringe-worthy content to TikToks of all kinds! If you’re looking to find only the cringe-worthy TikToks on this subreddit (which are still regularly posted) we recommend sorting by flair which you can do here (Currently supported by desktop and reddit mobile).\nSee someone asking how this post is cringe because they didn't read this comment? Show them this!\nBe sure to read the rules of this subreddit before posting or commenting. Thanks!\n##CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THIS VIDEO\nI am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. 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He is surrounded by other figures, including a nurse, a soldier, and a praying woman. Also present in the image is the U.S. flag, several bald eagles, the Statue of Liberty, and the Lincoln Memorial."}]},{"id":"t1_ofw3gai","user":"Crumb_cake34Pretend_memory_11cafeteriastyleGeneral-Cap-3939General-Cap-3939GoFuckYourselfBrenda","score":151,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:16:44.000Z","text":"","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/bmAtIwmYTHnwBy0d6W","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/ydc8bep47yug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6455f6d41b4bb6f3b975ba36b225203aa005fe62","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/0kddeox1dyug1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1dbf76b5444a42fcca7d5e43106bf7a197ec71b","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofx9g5s","user":"Pretend_memory_11cafeteriastyleGeneral-Cap-3939General-Cap-3939","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:03:44.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/ydc8bep47yug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6455f6d41b4bb6f3b975ba36b225203aa005fe62","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/0kddeox1dyug1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1dbf76b5444a42fcca7d5e43106bf7a197ec71b","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofxf0gw","user":"cafeteriastyleGeneral-Cap-3939","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:36:57.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/0kddeox1dyug1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1dbf76b5444a42fcca7d5e43106bf7a197ec71b","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofy1t11","user":"General-Cap-3939","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:32:42.000Z","text":"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1rnv","user":"General-Cap-3939","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:32:32.000Z","text":"🤣🤣🤣","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx3wwq","user":"GoFuckYourselfBrenda","score":16,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:27:44.000Z","text":"Exactly. Exhausting.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw5pan","user":"gabox0210RaidersoftheLosSnarkOldfolksboogieIll_Curve4850Away-Plant-8989stunshotBeautiful-Affect1930QueenMary1936mayorjinglejangle","score":70,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:35:58.000Z","text":"His followers think he's doing it for the lolz, to rage bait the left.\nHe's truly a master baiter.\n<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/f7n5f3inkwug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03f86cf1b650302d518e3cf5179911cc02415e29","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofwetxr","user":"RaidersoftheLosSnarkOldfolksboogieIll_Curve4850","score":77,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:57:05.000Z","text":"They love to hate people. Their only reason for living is to try to bring misery to others. The would destroy themselves and all those around them just to see another person suffer.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx012q","user":"OldfolksboogieIll_Curve4850","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:00:32.000Z","text":"Stephen Miller's balls are itching right now just from your description.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx293a","user":"Ill_Curve4850","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:16:18.000Z","text":"Terrible day to have eyes","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwj2gq","user":"Away-Plant-8989","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:36:13.000Z","text":"I'm so glad he's got the mental maturity to rage bait instead of run the country","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwcaq3","user":"stunshot","score":40,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:33:53.000Z","text":"Being sacrilege to the party's main religion is okay as long as it's for rage bait!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwlf2j","user":"Beautiful-Affect1930","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:58:02.000Z","text":"what are the odds that those dudes live somewhere in Pakistan or maybe Russia lmao","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwgd07","user":"QueenMary1936","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:11:04.000Z","text":"Are these people really so stupid that they don't understand that the only people getting mad about it are conservative Christians?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx43mi","user":"mayorjinglejangle","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:29:00.000Z","text":"Every time I hear this explanation, I want to ask, how do they really know if he's kidding or not? Are we to assume everything he says is in jest? We shouldn't have to guess what a leader is trying to say or do.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwf9eq","user":"TheTiddyQuest","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:01:00.000Z","text":"I’m tired boss…. so tired…","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw1yo1","user":"Odd-fox-GodSpecial_Library_766tomriddlesdarlingJade_NoLastNameGivenPolkawillneverdie17","score":48,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:04:01.000Z","text":"I'm not even going to double-check if you're lying to me. That's something he would do. I saw his AI emperor videos and they gave me a depressed chuckle. God, we are so screwed.","links":[{"url":"https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116394884725149647","text":"The image, posted to Truth Social late Sunday night, depicts Trump as Christ, laying his hand on a patient in a hospital bed, seemingly healing him. He is surrounded by other figures, including a nurse, a soldier, and a praying woman. Also present in the image is the U.S. flag, several bald eagles, the Statue of Liberty, and the Lincoln Memorial."}]},{"id":"t1_ofw2yw6","user":"Special_Library_766tomriddlesdarlingJade_NoLastNameGivenPolkawillneverdie17","score":32,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:12:39.000Z","text":"😑\nThe image, posted to Truth Social late Sunday night, depicts Trump as Christ, laying his hand on a patient in a hospital bed, seemingly healing him. He is surrounded by other figures, including a nurse, a soldier, and a praying woman. Also present in the image is the U.S. flag, several bald eagles, the Statue of Liberty, and the Lincoln Memorial.","links":[{"url":"https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116394884725149647","text":"The image, posted to Truth Social late Sunday night, depicts Trump as Christ, laying his hand on a patient in a hospital bed, seemingly healing him. He is surrounded by other figures, including a nurse, a soldier, and a praying woman. Also present in the image is the U.S. flag, several bald eagles, the Statue of Liberty, and the Lincoln Memorial."}]},{"id":"t1_ofw47m2","user":"tomriddlesdarling","score":36,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:23:12.000Z","text":"if i was the patient, i’d rather god just take me 🤮🤮","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwaihf","user":"Jade_NoLastNameGivenPolkawillneverdie17","score":30,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:17:41.000Z","text":"Why is he healing Jeffrey Epstein?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwgsn6","user":"Polkawillneverdie17","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:15:01.000Z","text":"Friends support each other.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw5ez9","user":"howdydipshit","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:33:33.000Z","text":"fuck did i do to jesus to need his forgiveness ?? 😭","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwacrn","user":"Stuebirken3_Lil_Birds1982curfty","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:16:15.000Z","text":"Wonder what they would have said, if Binden had done the same, or even better, if Obama had done it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwvnz6","user":"3_Lil_Birds1982","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:27:29.000Z","text":"But Obama wore a tan suit and these same idiots lost their shit 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwnlf0","user":"curfty","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:18:06.000Z","text":"Oh, all of their heads would’ve exploded, and a lot of them would’ve made threatening posts with guns for Biden and nooses for Obama.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwvvg6","user":"RandonEnglishMun","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:29:08.000Z","text":"I’m an atheist but I’m convinced he’s the Antichrist.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvnf6m","user":"MountEnlightendemarajeFelixTookThrowAwayTheTeaBagInevitableOk459InevitableOk459SlugOnAPumpkinNoughmad","score":182,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:10:06.000Z","text":"“To prove I am the son of God, watch me heal these lepers”\n“Hooray, he’s going to remove this terrible affliction from the world forever”\n“Haha! Get rid of leprosy? - that’s crazy talk. I love leprosy, that’s why as God I created it in the first place! No, instead I’m just gonna cure these few here, you know, using these folks as props to proving my divine power and to show how benevolent I am.”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvyb2i","user":"demarajeFelixTookThrowAwayTheTeaBagInevitableOk459InevitableOk459","score":83,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:33:43.000Z","text":"Are these special people? Believers?\nNop, random dudes.\nOkay... How many are you going to cure?\nMmm, maybe 10, idk.\nOkay... Also maybe children?\nNah.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw0ehy","user":"FelixTookThrowAwayTheTeaBagInevitableOk459InevitableOk459","score":42,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:50:58.000Z","text":"For believers, he may take a happy, prosperous person and kill his entire family, take his stability, health and happiness to where a leper might feel lucky by comparison… and why? Just to prove to the devil that he can and would still be loved.\nYeah… god is an immoral prick.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofww7yl","user":"ThrowAwayTheTeaBagInevitableOk459","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:31:55.000Z","text":"My favourite part is they'll be like 'But then Job got like...way more stuff after!' - As if finding another family and job after having everything you loved ripped away from you just means you get to ignore all the trauma you just experienced.\nThese people are all wannabe Abraham's who'd happily string up their own child if they believed god told them to. Trauma and pain for god is their dream.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0oow","user":"InevitableOk459","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:27:32.000Z","text":"Which is why they find so much pleasure in inflicting trauma and pain on everyone they meet, including their own young children. (My parents were missionaries)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy0etp","user":"InevitableOk459","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:26:13.000Z","text":"If Job was real (which he wasn't), there is no way he was a happy prosperous person. Like my mother, who compares herself to Job all the time, he was some random shit who got punished by those around him for his bullshit and then made up a story for why the bad things happened to him that he totally deserved.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw6sq6","user":"SlugOnAPumpkin","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:45:19.000Z","text":"Hey don't forget that through His power, all of the snakes were expelled from Ireland, a country with a famously snake-friendly climate.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy4ych","user":"Noughmad","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:47:11.000Z","text":"Leprosy is a matter of personal leprosy. If I get rid of leprosy, then people will have no motivation to be healthy.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9lq3","user":"Numerous-Soil-2800Vanesspressojessexpress789G_DuBscautioussidekickitemluminouswadisonGodbody120","score":490,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:38:06.000Z","text":"Her hair is amazing","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/btFgGB8t55O0M","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvac6z","user":"Vanesspressojessexpress789","score":148,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:42:37.000Z","text":"I know right?! Send me some of that shine!","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/btFgGB8t55O0M","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvvjy8","user":"jessexpress789","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:11:37.000Z","text":"Okay I'll rewatch Xena","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvbe6","user":"G_DuBscautioussidekick","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:09:48.000Z","text":"Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that! lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvvovi","user":"cautioussidekick","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:12:42.000Z","text":"Weirdly that's all I could notice as well","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhr9a","user":"itemluminouswadison","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:30:25.000Z","text":"This message brought to you Dyson Airwrap\n\"Double wrap that shit\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvng0u","user":"Godbody120","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:10:17.000Z","text":"She always looks great!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9txd","user":"daywalker91Luxie0673WaddiwasiiiiiMiddle-Accountant-49gamageeknerdLandscapeSpecial4366UltraSinstinctHoekugamageeknerdTheDonJonJayLandscapeSpecial4366BowlingforBrainsGodHimselfNoCapBowlingforBrainsCanoticDrMaridelMolotovCanoticmarialoveshugsFielder4JagsOGLikeablefellowderpaderp2020ihatemyselfforlivingOdd-fox-GodMuted-Refuse786SemanticssPapasGotABrandNewNagAstrosFan4totallydawgsomeThird_Sundering26Kevo_xxLindenismeanspikiraghoulieandrewstotallydawgsomeLatter-unoriginalSh0wmey0urbutth0leSometimesunawareAce-CuddlerRagnoidOJConcentratesSCVerdeTheWalkingDead91itsjudemydude_These_arent_my_beesitsjudemydude_BlueMiggssugand3semanbeuceydubsReputationFederal444KikikididiKramerica_CEOEmotional_Guide2683xternocleidomastoideNew_Simple_4531","score":662,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:39:31.000Z","text":"There’s a bunch of things in Christianity that don’t make sense. Praying to god for anything goes against having faith in your god. What happens to all the good people in the world that aren’t Christian? Do those people deserve to burn in hell because they are a different religion? How could anyone be okay with that?","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/x7ds8w4plvug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12849b06ba010a14387fd551755f3fc68b555950","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/lc3i351cpvug1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0a2094ad593dd39f0a43581618e519eba96a9e3","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvclbk","user":"Luxie0673WaddiwasiiiiiMiddle-Accountant-49gamageeknerdLandscapeSpecial4366UltraSinstinctHoekugamageeknerdTheDonJonJayLandscapeSpecial4366BowlingforBrainsGodHimselfNoCapBowlingforBrainsCanoticDrMaridelMolotovCanoticmarialoveshugsFielder4JagsOGLikeablefellowderpaderp2020ihatemyselfforlivingOdd-fox-GodMuted-Refuse786","score":463,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:56:33.000Z","text":"I once had a casual friend who was Christian. I asked him if he thought I deserved to be tortured for all eternity because I don't believe. He said yes. How do you go back to small talk after that?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvz7sl","user":"WaddiwasiiiiiMiddle-Accountant-49","score":29,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:41:15.000Z","text":"Had a similar conversation with a close friend in highschool. She normally kept her religious beliefs to herself and always seemed cool with people who believed differently from her. But it came up one day while discussing our other friend who was gay. She said something about how she loved him but was sad for him that he was gay, even though she didn’t mind. I was like wtf are you talking about and she was like “Well, he’s a good person and I don’t judge him for being gay, but he’s still going to burn in hell for it” I could never see her the same after that. Like I thought she was cool with our gay friends, she never gave any indication of caring about it, or thinking it was “wrong”. But then to just casually be like “Oh yeah, our buddy over there, yep, gonna burn in hell” 🤷‍♀️\nIt’s mind boggling to me to have people you are cool with, and actually care about, but also just casually think they’re going to suffer after they die and not question AT ALL that hey, maybe they don’t deserve that and it’s actually pretty shitty. I could never look at her the same way after that and our friendship ended as soon as we left for college. I am also an athiest so it told me a lot about what she probably thought was going to happen to me as well. She friended me on FB years later and it’s wild to see her post shit like how she was sooo looking forward to taking her daughter to see the live action Beauty and the Beast, but then couldn’t because it had pearl clutch gays in it. Girl, you sat in the back of the bus on the way to Florida for an orchestra competition, sandwiched between me and our gay bestie sharing candy and slushies while we painted his nails until we all fell asleep in a cuddle puddle. And you think showing your kid a movie where gay people just exist is going to do what to them exactly?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwbtdd","user":"Middle-Accountant-49","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:29:28.000Z","text":"I was talking to my mom about this way back. Not specifically about gay people but sin. And she said she didn't think people who go to hell 'deserve' it in a human sense. It's not 'justice'.\nShe just believes in this beings existence and part of faith (almost a defining characteristic is believing contradictory things.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfpca","user":"gamageeknerdLandscapeSpecial4366UltraSinstinctHoekugamageeknerdTheDonJonJayLandscapeSpecial4366BowlingforBrainsGodHimselfNoCapBowlingforBrainsCanoticDrMaridelMolotovCanoticmarialoveshugs","score":185,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:16:33.000Z","text":"Don’t bother asking them about how terrible people are in heaven because they believed in god because apparently all you need to do is say you believe in sky daddy after killing a few thousand people","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvg6bo","user":"LandscapeSpecial4366UltraSinstinctHoekugamageeknerdTheDonJonJayLandscapeSpecial4366BowlingforBrainsGodHimselfNoCapBowlingforBrainsCanoticDrMaridelMolotovCanoticmarialoveshugs","score":76,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:19:42.000Z","text":"Yep! As long as you pray for forgiveness before death, you got a ticket to heaven, no matter your sins. Christians hate this one simple trick!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgu0m","user":"UltraSinstinctHoekugamageeknerdTheDonJonJayLandscapeSpecial4366BowlingforBrainsGodHimselfNoCapBowlingforBrains","score":89,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:24:08.000Z","text":"They love that one simple trick actually.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofviol7","user":"gamageeknerdTheDonJonJayLandscapeSpecial4366BowlingforBrainsGodHimselfNoCapBowlingforBrains","score":53,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:36:47.000Z","text":"I remember one debate I saw that ended with the religious side basically saying you can rape and kill someone and still go to heaven but a doctor treating children goes to hell for being Hindu","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvogip","user":"TheDonJonJay","score":41,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:17:41.000Z","text":"It's really just a dumbass rule set. Like it's so obviously human made. But people are afraid of burning in hell for eternity, so they believe it out of fear. And part of that fear is calling your fear, \"love\".","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvoynz","user":"LandscapeSpecial4366BowlingforBrainsGodHimselfNoCapBowlingforBrains","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:21:22.000Z","text":"They told me this at church!!!! I asked this early on and they told me that anyone can be forgiven, no matter the sin. THE FUCK????","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvuf9x","user":"BowlingforBrainsGodHimselfNoCapBowlingforBrains","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:02:52.000Z","text":"And a baby who’s never sinned can go to purgatory due to not being baptized 🙃","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvzqco","user":"GodHimselfNoCapBowlingforBrains","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:45:28.000Z","text":"purgatory is not mentioned in the bible. It was made up by the catholic church much later. Most christian sects do not believe in purgatory.\nBabies go straight to hell.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw03r7","user":"BowlingforBrains","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:48:30.000Z","text":"Had me in the first half ngl 😭\nI thought that was going to be something less cruel","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxfrd","user":"CanoticDrMaridelMolotovCanoticmarialoveshugs","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:26:39.000Z","text":"Not a Christian, life long atheist here, but theological nitpick time: that's not actually the Christian position. As long as you pray for forgiveness and truly mean its with all that that entails, you go to heaven. That is, you have to genuinely change your mind, feel remorse, and actually truly think you did wrong, and become the sort of person who wouldn't do it again. So you can't really game it, if you just pray about it to get into heaven it doesn't work, because it's not just the prayer, it's the remorse.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw2m7z","user":"DrMaridelMolotovCanoticmarialoveshugs","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:09:37.000Z","text":"Ok but if Hitler truly repented and really meant it, ready to accept hell for all he has done without even thinking of going to heaven, and God knows he really means it, he gets to go to heaven?\nCause that's still pretty bad (not saying you agree of course).","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw4f0s","user":"Canoticmarialoveshugs","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:24:57.000Z","text":"Here's my potentially hot take: I honestly think, and again speaking as an atheist here, not a christian, that if someone genuinely changes as a person, they genuinely regret and try to rectify something they did, and genuinely try to take responsibility for what they did, then yes that person deserves forgiveness and any punishment of them is... unecessary? Wrong? Pointless?\nThat doesn't mean that I think that everyone else must be able to forgive them, I mean, if a child rapist genuinely changes then I still don't expects any parents to forgive them. But what I am saying is that if someone was an evil person and actually truly changes into a good person, I don't see the point of punishing them and I don't think a perfect god or perfect enough system should do so.\nDoesn't mean you can rob a bank and go \"oh I am sorry I changed my mind!\" and keep the money. It means that if someone robs a bank, changes their mind, goes back and returns the money and is prepared to face a jail sentence for their crime, then morally they don't deserve to be punished. Society might still put them in jail for deterrence reasons, etc, but I don't think it'd serve any moral purpose beyond something like that.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwa5wk","user":"marialoveshugs","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:14:34.000Z","text":"You know what I think I can agree","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvg613","user":"Fielder4Jags","score":46,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:19:39.000Z","text":"No hate like Christian love 😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvk134","user":"OGLikeablefellow","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:46:08.000Z","text":"The first tenet of Christianity is for you to believe on faith things you know to be impossible. Everything else is entirely reasonable after that","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvfye1","user":"derpaderp2020ihatemyselfforlivingOdd-fox-God","score":17,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:18:13.000Z","text":"You hit them back with \"Ah you should study Christian theology more it seems like you're not a real Christian but are of a sect that bastardized it\". Most always when you get the you should burn \"Christians\" they are some evangelical or baptist whatever, this new bullshit. It sucks they don't have more people call out how they hurt whatever the faith is supposed to be.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvlmro","user":"ihatemyselfforlivingOdd-fox-God","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:57:23.000Z","text":"Honestly speaking I wish more Christians were of the type that said \"god works in mysterious ways\" but for just about everything rather than using that as a flimsy defence when they can't argue their point. Christianity would not get half the flak it gets if more Christians accepted that they were not the judge, and that according to their own Bible, only God is the judge. Que the example of Jesus saying \"let he who is without sin cast the first stone.\" When the people are trying to stone the adulterous woman to death. So many modern \"Christians\" would've been like the elders who constantly called Jesus a blasphemer if Jesus came back today. (For the record, I'm pagan but my father was a baptist deacon. You can probably imagine how fun that is.)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw7wd2","user":"Odd-fox-God","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:54:50.000Z","text":"Wasn't stoning woman to death put in the Bible as something you were allowed to do by God in the first place? I think you could also kill your kid if they disrespected you.\nDeuteronomy 21:18–21: Specifies that if a son is rebellious, gluttonous, and drunkard, and does not listen to his parents' discipline, the parents should bring him to the elders of the city, who then have the community stone him to death.\nLeviticus 20:9: States, \"Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death\". ( OMG I would be so dead if I lived in biblical times)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvel21","user":"Muted-Refuse786","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:09:16.000Z","text":"😂","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvavo4","user":"SemanticssPapasGotABrandNewNagAstrosFan4totallydawgsomeThird_Sundering26Kevo_xxLindenismeanspikiraghoulieandrewstotallydawgsomeLatter-unoriginalSh0wmey0urbutth0leSometimesunawareAce-CuddlerRagnoid","score":105,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:45:57.000Z","text":"Yeah a god who creates people just to send like 70% of them to eternal torture?! Doesn't sound like a loving being to me.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/x7ds8w4plvug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12849b06ba010a14387fd551755f3fc68b555950","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/lc3i351cpvug1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0a2094ad593dd39f0a43581618e519eba96a9e3","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvdson","user":"PapasGotABrandNewNagAstrosFan4totallydawgsomeThird_Sundering26Kevo_xxLindenismeanspikiraghoulieandrewstotallydawgsomeLatter-unoriginalSh0wmey0urbutth0leSometimesunaware","score":47,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:04:11.000Z","text":"70%?\nMy boy according to the Old Testament if you wear clothing made of more than one fabric, you have committed a sin.\nstraight to hell\nThere is no one in heaven based on the shit I read during my time at catholic high school.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/x7ds8w4plvug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12849b06ba010a14387fd551755f3fc68b555950","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/lc3i351cpvug1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0a2094ad593dd39f0a43581618e519eba96a9e3","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvg851","user":"AstrosFan4totallydawgsomeThird_Sundering26","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:20:02.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/x7ds8w4plvug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12849b06ba010a14387fd551755f3fc68b555950","text":""},{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/lc3i351cpvug1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0a2094ad593dd39f0a43581618e519eba96a9e3","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvj7gi","user":"totallydawgsomeThird_Sundering26","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:40:25.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/lc3i351cpvug1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0a2094ad593dd39f0a43581618e519eba96a9e3","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvqadh","user":"Third_Sundering26","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:31:21.000Z","text":"It’s funny because it’s literally what many Protestants teach","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvezcb","user":"Kevo_xxLindenismean","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:11:50.000Z","text":"Not to mention the fact that just being born is a sin. So you mean to tell me that someone can be the kindest most amazing person ever, and if they fail to baptize themselves they are doomed to go to hell? For something they had no say in and didn’t even choose to do?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmbwx","user":"Lindenismean","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:02:19.000Z","text":"St. Augustine was pretty keen on the idea that unbaptized dead babies were damned too. Died at birth? Oh well, sux2bu.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofve9zc","user":"spikiraghoulieandrews","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:07:16.000Z","text":"We skipping jail and going straight to hell now??","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvori3","user":"ghoulieandrews","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:19:54.000Z","text":"Do not pass Purgatory, do not collect 200 souls","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvice7","user":"totallydawgsome","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:34:27.000Z","text":"Wait, so Jesus died so we could wear synthetic fleece?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhae3","user":"Latter-unoriginalSh0wmey0urbutth0le","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:27:14.000Z","text":"Eat shellfish? Pork? Straight to hell. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhu8i","user":"Sh0wmey0urbutth0le","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:30:58.000Z","text":"It'll be easier for me to boil my lobster and roast my hog.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjcx4","user":"Sometimesunaware","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:41:28.000Z","text":"The laundry list of prohibitions in the book of Leviticus is great fun to toss at evangelicals who love to cherry pick their book.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjpbs","user":"Ace-Cuddler","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:43:52.000Z","text":"Exactly! If God is all-powerful, then he could have easily created humans who would never engage in anything he deemed sinful.\nBut, instead, God designed a faulty product that must endure pain and suffering in order to prove that it is worthy of his forgiveness (for a mistake he made during the design process). Sounds pretty incompetent and intentionally sadistic to me.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw3ihg","user":"Ragnoid","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:17:16.000Z","text":"What about the 99.9999% of unnecessary sperms he uses to impregnate an egg when he already knows exactly which sperm he's goin to use the whole time? What are those other 99.9999% of sperm even there for?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvere3","user":"OJConcentrates","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:10:24.000Z","text":"The last part of your comment is why as a child I decided I didn’t want to be Christian anymore. Raised Roman Catholic - but my parents weren’t very active. We did CCD. I did my first communion, but didn’t make it to confirmation. I asked my older brother what happens to Jewish people when they die. He said they go to hell.\nThen I got older, realized that religion mainly depends on where you were born. And then I asked grown adults that same question, and often got the same response.\nI’m not atheist, I don’t know who is right, if any of us are. I don’t know if there’s a creator or not. If there is some sort of creator, & judgement - I’d hope God would judge me based on who I was as a person, nothing else.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvflw6","user":"SCVerde","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:15:56.000Z","text":"The truly religious Christians I know/have known 100% believe that you could actually follow all the commandments and live a good, caring life, and you would still deserve eternal, infinite suffering because you have not accepted god/Jesus. They also regularly believe the same of good people that follow the wrong fanfic of Jesus. I can not wrap my head around an all loving, omnipotent being that is that vindictive. If they are real, I want no part of their \"love\".","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvdqyn","user":"TheWalkingDead91itsjudemydude_These_arent_my_beesitsjudemydude_","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:03:52.000Z","text":"Was debating with someone on Facebook (which is where I went wrong in the first place, I know) who said that Satan is the reason for all the needless suffering innocent people go through (aka the blame for kids getting cancer, disease, starvation, etc)……. And I countered that with “wait….i thought your god is all powerful, all knowing, and created satan in the first place……..so either he is not a good guy, or he’s not all powerful and all knowing: logically he can’t be both”\nThey proceeded to write me couple of paragraphs starting with insulting me about “obviously not having read the bible” blah blah blah blah blah. I didn’t get the chance to read the rest..…but nonetheless I always find it both fascinating yet disturbing the hoops the Christian/theist mind will jump through in order to justify that kinda shit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvl8zr","user":"itsjudemydude_These_arent_my_beesitsjudemydude_","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:54:40.000Z","text":"The irony being that none of that shit is in the Bible.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvusck","user":"These_arent_my_beesitsjudemydude_","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:05:41.000Z","text":"who knows, could be. *The* Bible, is a little loosey goosey of a term.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvxcxo","user":"itsjudemydude_","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:26:00.000Z","text":"No no, trust me... it's not lmao. The Bible isn't one single book, or even one single compendium of books, but there are a few widely agreed upon canons. And in none of those canons can the core theological ideas of Christianity be plainly found, or even found without contradiction. You can see how the ideas were extrapolated and renegotiated and adapted from the texts, but you'll never read the bible and see a part that says \"And the nature of God was a trinity, the three persons of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, united as the only extent deity in the universe by their shared divine substance. And Satan—the fallen angel who rebelled against God in heaven and was sent to hell, the place of eternal torment where wicked souls go—created all evil by being the snake in the garden.\" Like that shit isn't just not there, it's contradicted by other shit.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcko8","user":"BlueMiggs","score":13,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:56:26.000Z","text":"There is no way a Christian would have agreed with you that you don’t sin. Everyone does, it’s kind of the whole thing","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofveol3","user":"sugand3seman","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:09:54.000Z","text":"Sadly people will generally give poor representations of the faith when there actually are many thought out answers to these types of questions. The Catholic Church, for example, would not say that it is impossible for a non-believer or member of another faith to go to Heaven. Many people though are ill informed and do not give good witness to the faith","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofveosb","user":"beuceydubs","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:09:56.000Z","text":"I love the prayer belief. So a toddler has cancer and if we pray for them, they’ll live. If not enough people sign up to pray then god will murder the innocent child?! And then all the people who prayed will be like, “oh well, tried our best, gotta keep praising the guy who murdered them despite our pleas though!”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvc6er","user":"ReputationFederal444","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:53:59.000Z","text":"That's because most of it was written by people who lived hundreds of years after Jesus died, then translated a bunch, the mostly rewritten by some guy in Ireland, but it's totally infallible.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofva4lp","user":"Kikikididi","score":26,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:41:19.000Z","text":"it's almost like Christian's didn't read the source material very well when writing their sequel.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvg87f","user":"Kramerica_CEOEmotional_Guide2683","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:20:03.000Z","text":"This reminded me of getting kicked out of Sunday school at about 10-12 years old. The teacher was talking about how we need to be saved to go to heaven. So I asked what about babies that die, do they go to hell because they weren’t saved. She had no answer and kept getting frustrated and kicked me out. Then I had a talk with the deacons and my parents about faith and how questions and knowledge lead you away from god.\nI knew it was bullshit from that moment on. I might’ve stopped believing in god before Santa","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvme01","user":"Emotional_Guide2683","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:02:43.000Z","text":"Hail Santa","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcl6b","user":"xternocleidomastoide","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:56:31.000Z","text":"Christianity, like almost every other belief system, is not supposed to make sense by design. Believers get invested in trying to make sense of it, which is the hook.\nE.g. The bible (either testament) is objectively a horrendous piece of literature (unnecessarily obtuse, inconsistent, self contradictory, etc). But that is the whole point. Otherwise, people would not invest a significant portion of their lives trying to make sense of it.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw1sgc","user":"New_Simple_4531","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:02:33.000Z","text":"Also if I was a god and created some beings, I wouldnt put them through some kinda weird faith test to get into heaven.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvb9f6","user":"BaeIzjust2commenthereXeroeffingcell32UlrichZaubervelekastradaTheBestIsaacdeconstructicon","score":141,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:48:19.000Z","text":"Jesus gave up his long weekend plans for your sins, be grateful heathenous wenches!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofveh3e","user":"just2commenthereXeroeffingcell32UlrichZaubervelekastradaTheBestIsaac","score":41,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:08:34.000Z","text":"It be kind of pointless for him to have died if we don’t sin, right? Sin it up peeps, make his sacrifice really worth it!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvowpu","user":"Xeroeffingcell32UlrichZaubervelekastradaTheBestIsaac","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:20:59.000Z","text":"Except sin isn't real.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvw2rp","user":"UlrichZaubervelekastradaTheBestIsaac","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:15:44.000Z","text":"Also, gods can't die, so what was really sacrificed. Nothing about the story makes any sense.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw2mn6","user":"velekastradaTheBestIsaac","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:09:43.000Z","text":"He didn't die. His heart, lungs, kidneys, and brain stopped working. He just used up his organic body. But he was a Level Five Laser Lotus. See, when a Level Five's body stops functioning, it's vaporized in the Temple of Renewal and stored in an energon pod. After some time, his spirit was extracted and condensed into his current god-body. So it was his earth-body that was sacrificed as he ascended into buddha-hood. What doesn't make sense about that?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwuqub","user":"TheBestIsaac","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:20:04.000Z","text":"You never did tell us what he died of?\nOh, I didn't? It was dehydrated from filling up all those tubes.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvlhoy","user":"deconstructicon","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:56:23.000Z","text":"That was God’s only son, but also God is omnipotent so really he could have as many sons as he wanted. Also assumedly Jesus went to heaven so is death really a big sacrifice?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvaqo8","user":"Final-Language7378no_arguing_RedmundJBeardThird_Sundering26kidney-displacerSirStrontiumThird_Sundering26psych0rangerSatisfactionBest7140MissNinja007philovaxThird_Sundering26awoj24Final-Language7378United_Rent_753","score":148,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:45:06.000Z","text":"So Christians believe Jesus was god so he was sacrificing himself in human form, still hard to make sense of but a little different.\nThe Old Testament god is terrible, but I just see him as a stand in for the ruthless nature of…nature?\nGnostics believe that the god from the Old Testament is actually an evil lesser god named the demiurge (craftsman, coined by Plato but in a different context) who is subordinate and keeping us prisoner on earth, and Jesus was here to inform us that the god we are following is an evil god and to follow the actual super god.\nLots of discourse on this topic, some of it includes giants and shit lol.","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/B2gqnjfzcTY?si=b7uWf4V2l8JTBXzo","text":"also Hochelaga has a great video on the Gnostic gospels"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvb0d7","user":"no_arguing_RedmundJBeardThird_Sundering26","score":53,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:46:45.000Z","text":"Also worth mentioning some sects didn't view the demiurge as evil but as simply flawed/imperfect. As the material world goes.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvduse","user":"RedmundJBeardThird_Sundering26","score":23,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:04:33.000Z","text":"The valentines were the coolest, they thought the creator god was actually two, one a jester the other a butcher bathed in blood. Which makes the most sense to me.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvr4fy","user":"Third_Sundering26","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:37:37.000Z","text":"Valentinians also had a weird spiritual caste system ranking people based on their potential for enlightenment.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofve5gq","user":"kidney-displacerSirStrontiumThird_Sundering26psych0rangerSatisfactionBest7140MissNinja007","score":35,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:06:28.000Z","text":"Gnostic beliefs do a decent job patching some of the plot holes thats for sure","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjqaa","user":"SirStrontiumThird_Sundering26psych0rangerSatisfactionBest7140MissNinja007","score":33,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:44:03.000Z","text":"Lots of people think “how can god exist with all the evil in the world?” and gnostics say “what if god exists and is the source of evil in the world?” The latter makes more sense to me.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvs32y","user":"Third_Sundering26psych0ranger","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:45:04.000Z","text":"And the world is a cosmic prison designed to keep the spark of light that is your soul from returning to the Fullness of God (Pleroma of the Monad) where it belongs. And this soul spark makes you more powerful than the demons that created and rule the world. And the main one is a snake with a lion face named Yaldabaoth. You simply have to achieve enlightenment through learning the cryptic divine knowledge Jesus revealed to his closest disciples when he came to Earth. Also, Jesus might have been incorporeal and wasn’t crucified.\nMan, the Gnostics were weird and cool.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwx6sl","user":"psych0ranger","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:39:39.000Z","text":"The last words of the gnostics: \"you should make a ton of anime and video games about this.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwfq8e","user":"SatisfactionBest7140MissNinja007","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:05:16.000Z","text":"There is a dialogue that I often think about from The Mysterious Flame of Queen Loana (it's long, so I've bolded my favorite parts):\n“Now you’re confusing me. What is it you believe, then?\"\n\"It’s simple, it just never occurred to anyone before: God is evil. Why do priests say God is good? Because he created us. But that’s precisely why he’s evil. God doesn’t have evil the way we have a headache. God is Evil. Maybe, seeing as he’s eternal, he wasn’t evil billions of years ago. Maybe he became that way, like kids who get bored in the summer and start tearing the wings off flies, to pass the time. Notice how if you think that God is evil, the whole question of Evil becomes crystal clear.\"\n\"They’re all bad, then, even Jesus?\"\n\"Ah, no! Jesus is the only evidence that at least us men are capable of being good. To tell the truth, I’m not sure Jesus was God’s son, because it doesn’t make sense to me that a good guy like that could be born from such an evil father. I’m not even sure that Jesus really existed. Maybe we invented him ourselves, and that in itself would be a miracle, that our minds could come up with such a beautiful idea. Or maybe he did exist, was the best of men, and said he was the son of God with the best of intentions, to convince us that God was good. But if you read the Gospels closely, you’ll realize that in the end even Jesus realized that God was bad: he gets scared in the olive grove and asks, Let this cup pass from me, and zilch, God doesn’t listen; on the cross he shouts Father why hast thou forsaken me, and zilch, God turns his back. But Jesus showed us what a man can do to offset God’s wickedness. If God is evil, then we at least have to try to be good, forgive each other, refrain from doing each other harm, heal the sick, and turn the other cheek. We’ve got to help each other, seeing as God doesn’t help us. Do you see how great Jesus’ idea was? Imagine how much it must have irritated God. Forget the devil, Jesus was the only true enemy of God, and he’s the only friend us poor wretches have.”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxwwo0","user":"MissNinja007","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:09:52.000Z","text":"This is some good brain bubble gum.\nmaybe since Jesus was half human, he got his goodness from Mary?\nI also saw another theory that purposed that the early Christian writers of the bible were actually following Roman inspiration/were Roman themselves. Since the Old Testament comes from that era and the Romans and their gods were quite violent and brutal and ALSO required blood sacrifices. The religion was competing for believers against that, and so they went with what was popular at the time. A god that doesn’t require sacrifice in that era might have been a tough sell. Even the Egyptian gods were requiring sacrifices as well.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvj825","user":"philovaxThird_Sundering26","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:40:32.000Z","text":"Real believers know that before he was Yahweh he was El the War god of the Cannanites. I believe he ripped off Zeus.\nWatched Zeus do his whole bird rape thing for centuries and finally gets a wren to rape Mary. Yadda yadda ya we have Easter Sunday and the Wren Boys. O could exhaust myself but would reveal myself for the madman that I am keeping repressed.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvsg8m","user":"Third_Sundering26","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:47:53.000Z","text":"El was not the war god of the canaanites. Baal was. El was the supreme father deity that created the world and ruled the divine council.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvjlr5","user":"awoj24Final-Language7378United_Rent_753","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:43:12.000Z","text":"“Giants and shit” , so you kno it’s legit Lolol","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/B2gqnjfzcTY?si=b7uWf4V2l8JTBXzo","text":"also Hochelaga has a great video on the Gnostic gospels"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvkkrp","user":"Final-Language7378United_Rent_753","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:49:58.000Z","text":"It’s in the bible! Lmfao The name is nephilim in some translations, but in the King James Version of genesis 6:4.\n4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/B2gqnjfzcTY?si=b7uWf4V2l8JTBXzo","text":"also Hochelaga has a great video on the Gnostic gospels"}]},{"id":"t1_ofwjk4h","user":"United_Rent_753","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:40:48.000Z","text":"Isaac Asimov’s Guide to the Bible has a really good section describing them, and trying to tie them down to the Dorian Greeks invading the Peloponnesus; and being astounded by the sizes of their walls\nalso Hochelaga has a great video on the Gnostic gospels","links":[{"url":"https://youtu.be/B2gqnjfzcTY?si=b7uWf4V2l8JTBXzo","text":"also Hochelaga has a great video on the Gnostic gospels"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvtxsf","user":"EobardThawne2020","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:59:07.000Z","text":"I'm starting the think that there are some holes in the Christian belief system..","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw425c","user":"Spazzle17CalculatedPerversion","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:21:53.000Z","text":"Let's not forget the bible (each version) was written by men.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofy1ja1","user":"CalculatedPerversion","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:31:28.000Z","text":"And then hand selected and edited by a council of.... men. There are a bunch of \"books\" of the bible that were just removed over time because leadership didn't like what they had to say. ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvm8tw","user":"Fortestingporpoises","score":28,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:01:42.000Z","text":"Alright she convinced me.","links":[{"url":"https://giphy.com/gifs/77f2SrKYNOnYs","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofv9i9t","user":"iknowmorethanyou555Bob_the_Peanut","score":43,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:37:31.000Z","text":"i thought god himself said he was a jealous vengeful god or did i make this up?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvbtcs","user":"Bob_the_Peanut","score":69,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:51:45.000Z","text":"He does, and I distinctly remember a moment in a very Christian school, when we had a Christian living class, and at one point the teacher asked us to describe an aspect of God or somesomething and obviously everyone before chose powerful, kind, all knowing and stuff like that so I went the other route and said he was jealous and vengeful and I got in trouble, even though it literally says that in the bible","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofva2iv","user":"YouWereBrainedSafe_Bed_1534capt_minorwaste","score":177,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:40:58.000Z","text":"It’s almost like religion, as a general matter, is a control mechanism.","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/0g8213kmnvug1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3aa7f0a56b6d8255defdfd04789242e2574be62","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvhtlr","user":"Safe_Bed_1534","score":27,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:30:51.000Z","text":"<image>","links":[{"url":"https://preview.redd.it/0g8213kmnvug1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3aa7f0a56b6d8255defdfd04789242e2574be62","text":""}]},{"id":"t1_ofvbah2","user":"capt_minorwaste","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:48:30.000Z","text":"You mean kinda like a cult? Hmmm, interesting.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvma3j","user":"Dakota1228","score":10,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:01:58.000Z","text":"Any non-superficial inspection of any religion causes it to fall apart","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw1x30","user":"sharksareok","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:03:39.000Z","text":"What if - hear me out, this is completely out of the box - there's no god and all those guys some 2000 years ago did was scrambling for answers for why their supposed almighty divine entity let his son to die when he had the power to save him and that was the best explanation they came up with?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvq15k","user":"jwrice","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:29:25.000Z","text":"Religion in a nutshell.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw4nrs","user":"tomriddlesdarling","score":15,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:27:01.000Z","text":"it’s almost as if religion is a coping mechanism taken to the extreme because some people just can’t handle reality.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9xd2","user":"Top-Sleep-4669discipleofchrist69","score":51,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:40:06.000Z","text":"God didn’t make up anything. People did. That includes God/Gods.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwmzwr","user":"discipleofchrist69","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:12:40.000Z","text":"? she's clearly discussing the in-universe story. You might as well say \"the eagles couldn't have taken frodo to mordor because the eagles and mordor are made up\" lol","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwhh1d","user":"Taziira","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:21:19.000Z","text":"I’ve said for years that if anyone should be serving time in Hell it’s God for putting this shit show together to begin with.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmr7t","user":"77th_Bat","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:05:21.000Z","text":"No no, she has a point","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw3kqo","user":"Time-CopFTP","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:17:48.000Z","text":"Cmon God, do better. Not super impressed with the job you're doing if I'm honest.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwhpjb","user":"PuffyBlueClouds","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:23:32.000Z","text":"She’s totally right. It always boggles my mind the way religious people totally ignore how bizarre the Bible is. If humans behave the way God does, you would think they were insane insecure egomaniacs.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcrcf","user":"TheWalkingDead91","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:57:37.000Z","text":"“Only way I’ll be able to trust your loyalty is if you kill your son.”\n“Ooopsie, just joshin ya! Here’s a goat to kill instead. What did you think, I’m some kinda psychopath?!?! Hehehe”","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhl7u","user":"lastchance14Ace-Cuddler","score":21,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:29:16.000Z","text":"Why would a parent need their child to praise them?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmce7","user":"Ace-Cuddler","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:02:25.000Z","text":"Narcissism?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvdrpg","user":"andre3kthegiant","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:04:00.000Z","text":"For the church is a bank, and a grift on society.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvc374","user":"LeMasseur69SirStrontiumInitial-Watercress43","score":14,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:53:26.000Z","text":"She's preaching to the choir. Religious people aren't gonna be swayed by this.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhs07","user":"SirStrontium","score":24,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:30:33.000Z","text":"Maybe not swayed by one video, but as someone who used to be a “true believer”, it was stuff like this that stuck in the back of my mind and slowly built up until I finally came to the conclusion that the Christian god just does not make any sense.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx1vcb","user":"Initial-Watercress43","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:13:39.000Z","text":"Probably because her interpretation sounds like he asked Chat GPT to summarize the Bible. What do you expect people from a certain belief system to throw their whole world down because this random girl felt impressed to make a false video. Her logic is flawed because her understanding of the Temple sacrificial system of the Old Testament and Jesus’ sacrifice is wrong","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvek0z","user":"Nodiggity1213","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:09:05.000Z","text":"I like the concept that we are the universe experiencing itself. It makes more sense creator wise.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw49hl","user":"ZookeepergameNo8661","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:23:39.000Z","text":"Humans like to create things. Like stories about imaginary friends that they believe in and vice versa. It's a requirement to survive the harsh world. Faith is a strong drug to take and the effects are phenomenal.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwkk5e","user":"xpxyz","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:50:05.000Z","text":"What if, and hear me out, it just some weird shit people made up?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvo4s4","user":"artmoloch777demaraje","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:15:16.000Z","text":"Harry Potter died for your sins","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvz8gn","user":"demaraje","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:41:24.000Z","text":"This is a stupid analogy. Do you think there are groups of Harry Potter fans that meet and discuss the book, dress a certain way, quote the book and use props like wands to recognise each other... wait.... Oooooh /s","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvr3hx","user":"SomeKindofTreeWizard","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:37:25.000Z","text":"I've never killed my own son or entire civilizations.\nI'm already more moral than god.\n(it gets worse when I bring up Job)","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofv9oh4","user":"SaiLarge","score":31,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:38:35.000Z","text":"I'll forgive you for using this logic, but God will not... oh... wait... I see your point.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvgk7o","user":"InevitableHamster197","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:22:18.000Z","text":"God and Jesus are the same allegedly. He sacrificed himself to himself to forgive us for the rules he knew we would break. But didnt stay dead and instead took a 3 day vacation from being a human. So he didnt really die.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofva4p3","user":"Sensitive_Put_6842Impossible_Good_2876","score":11,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:41:20.000Z","text":"Cause God has an iron deficiency ","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcdyz","user":"Impossible_Good_2876","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:55:17.000Z","text":"He really did make us in His image...","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvozvt","user":"Terminal_Insomnia_","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:21:37.000Z","text":"Dude didn't even stay dead canonically. He gave up a weekend for our sins.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtvp0","user":"GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:58:41.000Z","text":"Why does anyone listen to a book about the only comic book character of his time and pretend it's real.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvdo8l","user":"NotJackPike","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:03:23.000Z","text":"Agree very much","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw04e0","user":"Recent_Wedding5470","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:48:38.000Z","text":"Opposite of cringe. Just facts","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw4bpo","user":"SaucePasta","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:24:10.000Z","text":"Yup, I didn’t ask Jesus to die for my sins. My sins aren’t even that bad, like spending a little too much on makeup or something. And like… Aren’t all sins forgiven because he died then? Why does it matter what I do since Jesus died for them already? You guys can probably tell I’m not religious 😅","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw66pr","user":"Affectionate-Bus6653","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:40:06.000Z","text":"She makes a lot of sense.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwcqh5","user":"No_Barracuda_3758","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T07:37:57.000Z","text":"Because God is a psychopath","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwn38t","user":"jngjng88","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:13:31.000Z","text":"The crux of the issue though, is that it is all entirely fictional.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx1j05","user":"No_Revolution_8868","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:11:15.000Z","text":"That's because God didn't design anything, all this stuff was made up by men in order to control other people, especially women.\nAnd the old testament is full of evil acts that are sanctioned by 'God' and it's not just animals thar get it, either. It speaks of men sacrificing their own sons at the say so of God.. and that some how this is a test of his love for and belief in said God.\nThis is pure evil , obviously.. to any intelligent human being reading these stories and even at best it's a story about a man with psychopathic tendencies and probably a severe case of undiagnosed schizophrenia.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofycxzh","user":"Darkflyer726","score":4,"created_at":"2026-04-13T15:22:12.000Z","text":"I mean if Christusns had to sacrifice their pets as forgiveness, they may be less inclined to be absolute trash. Just saying 🤷‍♀️\n\"Holly you were rude and judgemental to our waitress. Sacrifice your Golden Retriever when you get home.\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtrsi","user":"dpforest","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:57:52.000Z","text":"You can’t logically explain religion because religion is not build on logic. It’s filled with conflicting information and lies.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvo3u3","user":"Peace_n_Harmony","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:15:04.000Z","text":"You could take it a step further and say that an all-loving god would never have had any reason to care about judgment and just put everyone directly into heaven.\nIf the Christian god exists, then god created pain, suffering, etc... just so he could judge people. That sounds a lot more like what a human would do than a god.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofva28u","user":"KikikididiDowntown_Degree3540","score":19,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:40:55.000Z","text":"I feel like the point of Old Testament god is that he's a petty bitch. It's in every story! Even his punishment of shitty people like David hurts the wrong person.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvapvx","user":"Downtown_Degree3540","score":18,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:44:58.000Z","text":"The parable (book? Idk) of job where he just bets satan can’t turn this guy job against god. So he sells his soul to satan. Satan then gives him like cancer, makes all the people hate him, kills his family, etc. then finally when job is breaking down like “god why have you forsaken me?!” God appears and is all “bitch you don’t know me, you don’t know my plan. I AM GOD, you are nothing.”\nAnd some racist old white dude is trying to tell you that that same “god” is his god of eternal love and forgiveness…","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvcd47","user":"terafluxPhantomThiefJokerVasheerii","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:55:08.000Z","text":"It all really starts to unravel really quick if you start to think, that's why you need Sunday school and home schooling.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmxa1","user":"PhantomThiefJokerVasheerii","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:06:34.000Z","text":"I remember my Catholic schooling and CCD classes, not for the actual religious teachings, but for the really basic questions I was asking and never getting decent answers for.\nWhy did god punish all of humanity for what two people did? That's pretty unfair\nHow did all of the animals survive on the ark? How did they even get to the ark? Or get back to their own environments after?\nIf the creation story is real, why is there no mention of dinosaurs?\nWhy would hell even be bad if Satan was the one rebelled against god, wouldn't he be okay with that? And why would god even send someone he loves to hell?\nWhy did it take three days for Jesus to rise from the dead? What was he doing?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvtkig","user":"Vasheerii","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:56:22.000Z","text":"To answer all of these seriously using varying answers I got from varying pastors....\nIt is humanities sin to bear as the action of the two placed sin(or the capacity too sin) in our hearts\nGod sustianed them. God lead the way via birds. They traveled/god lowered the sea and let them cross.\nDinosaurs were not dinosaurs and were just animals and lumped in with the rest.\nBecause satan loves punishing people/it is his own punishment. He sends you to hell because you rejected his love and forgiveness with your sin.\nAparently arguing with satan.\nAll a bunch of hogwash but will always remember these BS explanations grown ass old decrepit adults told me as a kid.\nLike, all this is such hogwash and doesn't matter, even to them! They fkn ingore any verse that absolutely doesn'tfit with modern times, so none of this shit matter.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvabkh","user":"ManbadFerrara","score":12,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:42:30.000Z","text":"This God guy sounds like a real jerk.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvb16m","user":"Factsoverfictions222YetiMachete85NemosHerotactman","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:46:54.000Z","text":"I heard an interviewer on YouTube say that if Jesus was supposed to be sacrificed and paying for our sins, shouldn’t he be in hell and not heaven? Other humans have been crucified and are in hell because of their sins. If Jesus was supposed to be this immense sacrifice, why did he only have to suffer on the cross and then go to heaven after three days?\nIt’s not my theory; but it makes sense.","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrowing_of_Hell","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrowing_of_Hell"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvcbfy","user":"YetiMachete85","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:54:51.000Z","text":"Funny you should ask\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrowing_of_Hell","links":[{"url":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrowing_of_Hell","text":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrowing_of_Hell"}]},{"id":"t1_ofvdy2n","user":"NemosHerotactman","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:05:09.000Z","text":"The story is he did go to hell. That's what he was doing for the three days, fighting the devil to retrieve the souls of those already in hell.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvkxav","user":"tactman","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:52:23.000Z","text":"fighting the devil?! the devil has authority over souls? is the devil on par with god? the devil is evil but god doesn't have authority over the devil? the devil has power to do what it wants? Christianity doesn't make any sense.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvbx27","user":"3aerows","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T02:52:22.000Z","text":"\"God's love is unconditional\"\nOkay but it doesnt sound like it is. Seems abuse. God has alot of red flags.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvhspu","user":"Snoo-21158","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:30:41.000Z","text":"Religion perplexes me. There isn't a religion which isn't rooted in weird human centered narcissism.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvr039","user":"filmfan2","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:36:42.000Z","text":"she's right. also anything by Christopher Hitchens. it's amazing so many people are still praying to archaic savage 'gods'. hahahah","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofve8ao","user":"Gerry1of1","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:06:58.000Z","text":"The Sacificial animal is proof of devotion because you're willing to give up something important... and in agrarian societies livestock are currency.\nIn modern times the church just wants a sacrifice of CASH !!! Lots and lots of CASH!!!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvofph","user":"ViolentEyelidMovies","score":7,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:17:31.000Z","text":"The thing that started making me finally accept my lack of belief about 23 years ago at 13 years old was thinking, \"God, being all-knowing would have to understand that he just hasn't given me a good reason to continue believing.. why not make some sort of public presence every 500 years, so we have a good recent record of him even being a real thing? Nearly everyone would follow the commandments if that happened..\"\nBut that makes too much sense. It must be \"he refuses to show his existence because it means you're a true Christian if you believe without having an actual reason to believe. That's faith, brother. The less proof, the better!\"","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvqkm4","user":"Lumpy-Direction4360","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:33:28.000Z","text":"Don’t need no god to love all the life around me. Don’t need no god to be grateful for you and all the beauty in the world. Was born doing that, just like you!","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvt0z1","user":"PossibleAlienFrom","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:52:15.000Z","text":"Makes sense to me.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofw614x","user":"purodurangoalv","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T06:38:46.000Z","text":"Isn’t it great how you’re automatically born into the correct religion based on your country or region!!!! /s","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwkt2y","user":"TheKosherGenocide","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T08:52:23.000Z","text":"I mean, the fact that anyone still believes in the stories from organized religion, much less organized religion itself is more problematic, but okay I see her point.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwqxpf","user":"BigBoyYuyuh","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T09:48:16.000Z","text":"Not only that, Jesus is technically god so god sent himself to sacrifice himself to himself to forgive us. Pretentious prick.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwv6z2","user":"turkoid","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:23:42.000Z","text":"My favorite conclusion about the Abrahamic god is that they are just evil or at the very least, not benevolent. There are so many reasons why believing in God is delusional, but any god that allows cancer in children is a fucking asshole. Obviously, not a hot take, but recently watched a video of a toddler having it and ultimately dying.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofwz2mg","user":"malcolmxbox360","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T10:53:36.000Z","text":"Go a step further back…why do we need “forgiveness” from a god that designed us with a 100% guarantee that we would fuck up?\nGod is the one that needs forgiveness","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx386i","user":"Upset-Tennis-7650u9Nails","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:23:03.000Z","text":"If it all started with Adam and Eve, are we all imbred?","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx6j3b","user":"u9Nails","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:45:22.000Z","text":"They were made from clay. Or Adam was. Eve is made from Adam's rib. We didn't speak about Lilith. Sweet sexy Lilith.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx3uah","user":"mister-ferguson","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:27:15.000Z","text":"I've never actually thought about it this way... She's right.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofx4qtl","user":"LimeSuitable3518","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T11:33:26.000Z","text":"Paradox! Some evangelical brains are hurting","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxagv8","user":"NoPair205","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T12:09:56.000Z","text":"People are really out here trying to say that things don’t make sense when we’re just mere humans that don’t have the extensive understanding and knowledge that God has.\nIt’s almost as if there are belief systems, workings, and laws larger than what we’re able to comprehend.\nIt’s like when someone tells their 14 year old not to leave the house at night because there is danger on the streets and the 14 year old leaving anyway because his/her understanding of danger is significantly less informed than the parent’s.\nWe’re mortal people with a mortal understanding of our existence.\nWith that being said, from our perceptive it is sad to see living beings harmed","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofxv7q3","user":"GoatBnB","score":3,"created_at":"2026-04-13T14:01:46.000Z","text":"I wish to subscribe to her newsletter.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvee06","user":"Ok_Marzipan5759","score":9,"created_at":"2026-04-13T03:08:00.000Z","text":"So, get this: what if Jesus was just a really popular guy 2000 years ago who pointed this out? And then the Roman government discover there's this young-30's dude (who makes it a point to break social/economic barriers and is dating a retired prostitute) going around telling people that their only true allegiance isnt to an emperor or to an unjust judgemental deity, but to the general concept of good and empathy that humans seem uniquely capable of? That what we'd thought about as the \"Truth\" of Good and Evil was right in front of us all along, inherent in our humanity, and that because of that, we are all children of this concept? And that this concept IS God - the whole \"God is Love\" thing? And that, in that way, he, and ALL of us who believe in such a concept, are \"sons of God\"?\nAnd then the Romans decided to kill the guy because he's basically endorsing an anti-heirarchical approach to social standing and an proto-communist approach to economy - and then, 300 years later, some guys got together and decided to write a whole bunch of stories about Jesus that re-framed a lot of the stuff he did and said as miracles and parables that were reflective of the socio-economic structure THEY wanted to be popularized with a hero-narrative? And then decided to make HIM the ACTUAL \"son of God\" so as to completely divorce him from humanity, which they thence reinforce to be infused with sin until ONLY their version of Jesus provides salvation?\nHey, wasn't this sort of the plot of The Da Vinci Code?\nEven so, I truly believe that this is probably what happened with the whole thing.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmfq9","user":"DigbickMcBalls","score":8,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:03:04.000Z","text":"All religion is a scam for weak minded people. Its a form of manipulation and control of the masses.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvmgwl","user":"melteddesertcore92","score":6,"created_at":"2026-04-13T04:03:18.000Z","text":"Because Christian god is based almost completely off of older god like Zeus who required people to do things like this back when we thought the sun was an all powerful being who wanted us to sacrifice disable babies and fuck our sisters.","links":[]},{"id":"t1_ofvv5hm","user":"he_is_not_a_shrimp","score":5,"created_at":"2026-04-13T05:08:31.000Z","text":"Every God is a narcissistic melodramatic bitch","links":[]}]}],"next_page":"https://old.reddit.com/?count=25&after=t3_1sjy60z"}